What is half a ham sandwich?

AYE AYE! Today I am simply going to prove what we already know, half of a ham sandwich ISN'T bread, and not to cross The Captain.
I"m not petty....I just need you to know that I'm right.
#TheCaptain

[@GuacJuan]

Bros acting like butter being 4% of a ham sandwich isn’t important😔

[@_CPTN_]

Sacrifices have to be made

[@Mekubot]

Oh no

[@kerryeagles4993]

Oh oh oh!!! Brain hurts now !!! 🤯

[@dubh15758]

i mean since there are only two ingredient in a ham sandwich (not including butter) then 50% of the ingredient in the recipe of the ham sandwich would be bread and the other 50% would be ham if the recipe doesn't include quantity

[@_CPTN_]

This is correct

[@daleymatron]

no it would be "50% of this sandwich IS MADE UP OF bread" and the fact you cut the sandwich into rectangles and not triangles hurt me

[@_CPTN_]

I'm sorry, it's just more simple for demonstration purposes

[@DrSimpp]

Oh he's back!

[@_CPTN_]

I never left😎

[@theinfamouspotato72]

EDITOR REVEAL!!!!!!!

[@daleymatron]

Me

[@thishuman4171]

It feels like I watched a documentary of a reddit conversation. Love the semantics. Also, I just gotta know. Where did you get that shirt?

[@_CPTN_]

Glad you enjoyed and It's a knitted shirt from Madcap England, a brand that specialises in retro clothing and they're very cool. I think you can find them on amazon👍