900 saal tum yahi Sochte rahe lekin chand Musalman 900 saal tumhari pitai lagate rahe ye kaise mumkin tha 😂
@Eklavya1008 Жыл бұрын
@@OG.PATHAANkaya ukhad liya 800 saal Raj kerke
@bollywoodstatus7802 Жыл бұрын
@@Eklavya1008 punchar bna rha hai aaj bhi 🤣
@Eklavya1008 Жыл бұрын
@@bollywoodstatus7802 hinduo ke sath the to vo bhi sikh liya ,nhi toh pehle ye gand done ke alava kuch nhi jante the
@rittickdas9634 Жыл бұрын
@@OG.PATHAAN😂😂dekh vai jo gaand uthak dusri ki biswas k sath cheating kark Raj karte hain na usse koi nehi yad karta positivity mein ,jaise Pura duniya aj mante hain western country ka colonies mindset ko as negetivity... toh 800 saal se pehle kon raaj kiya woh tere madrasachap moulovi ne nehi bataya? 😂😂😂 pura pakistan mein land Banate hain yeh pakistani moulavi 😂😂😂 pehle history pad k aa bache😂😂 or decide karle kafir ka history padna hain ki moulavi ka history 😂😂😂😂
@TheGautamj Жыл бұрын
Zaid Hamid > Kapil Sharma!
@zaynshah402310 ай бұрын
Vish vaala Aparaadh-Mantri Modi 👉🏼 🐖
@dr.fawadjatt16018 ай бұрын
Tab hi to India video dek rhe Hein koi masla he 😂😂😂😂
Debate never ends😂 Solution never Finds😅 Muslims never change😮 Comedy Continues😅😂
@allnews9261Ай бұрын
Hin d u tva mentality also never change Jahan an dh a kt hongey wahan phir J I Ha DI b zrur peda hongey u can't deny them 😅😊😂
@MUHAMMADSaad-q5i17 күн бұрын
Gumutr peeny se behtr h
@phaniys16 күн бұрын
@@MUHAMMADSaad-q5i cancer aaye tho..thum bhii pivoge
@hecticworld658515 күн бұрын
Camel urine mohmmad pita hai@@MUHAMMADSaad-q5i
@Bulllah9 күн бұрын
@@MUHAMMADSaad-q5i camel 🐫 ka moot pene wale chudlim 24×7=1440 Hazrat aayesha ki 6sal mein Mohammad 57sal ke budhhe ne pel diya
@lokeshdayma26877 ай бұрын
Allah ne india ko bhi nuclear power bana diya 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shkhanvlogs57433 ай бұрын
Bagwan kaho
@Rajkumar.indiaa2 ай бұрын
Allah ne America bhi bnwaya gajwae America bhi hoga
@HasnainKhan-t5c2 ай бұрын
Or Allah na bhagwan be pada Kay 😊
@AlokSingh-s1q2 ай бұрын
@@HasnainKhan-t5callah to bhagwan ka kutta hai, muhammad to humlogo ka Rakhail hai...Tm sab converted ho tumhara religion new hai new search Karo oldest religion oldest language and oldest holy book in the world kaun sa hai Pata chal jayega 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SerajAlam-d1uАй бұрын
Kya chhote chhote baat par allah ko yad karte rahte ho , allah bas tumhara hi hai kya 😮 The United india koi dream nahin hai Ise hamne 1914 se pahle dekha hai 😅❤❤🎉😂
@Iqrarkhan393Ай бұрын
Pichhwada laal kar diya jaayegaa....bharat ke paas bahut taaqat hai be...😂
@ImranKhan-y1t5q29 күн бұрын
Sharam karly yoothia thori see tm hinduoon ko support kartay ho pakistan main baith kar
@ImranKhan-y1t5q29 күн бұрын
Sharam karly yoothia thori see tm hinduoon ko support kartay ho pakistan main baith kar
@pathanimrankhan42045 күн бұрын
Gazwa e hind me koi sak nahi he
@vipsarkaargamng32654 күн бұрын
@@pathanimrankhan4204 america israel peete pade hai unko kyu nhi mar pa rhee 😂😂
@jafardahodwala6477Күн бұрын
@@pathanimrankhan4204me allah se dua karta hua pakistan terrorist kaa ghar choro lootero fakiro ke ghar ko tabah kardiya jaaye yeh qaum duniyaa ki badtarin qaum hai kuch nahi hoga inka
@yolnsghf Жыл бұрын
Abdul Basit is doing hard to control his laughter 😂😂
@maximilian9454 Жыл бұрын
He is hand in gloves with the Great Comedian Zaid Hamid
@rajput9633 Жыл бұрын
Abdul Basit is himself laltopi (zaid Hamid) kind of radical extremist person.
@Babasasa11111 ай бұрын
As a indian Muslim 🇮🇳 Gazwah Hind will not Happen BUT Khalistan Nagaland Kashmir Tamil will get freedom soon
@gujokjhn11 ай бұрын
@@Babasasa111abe bhai Tamil se Nagaland Se Koi ho vah sab Hindu hai aur tum log bhi Hindu hi the Bharat mein Islam ki sthapna 800 isvi Mein Hui usse pahle tum log kya The Hindu The tum
@Humble_Balaclava7 ай бұрын
@@Babasasa111 Ghazwa-e-LalaTOPPIkaGand. Ladies and gentlemen, I Present you world's best Comedians, PAK THE OLAFUCKUBER & CHINKI THE PEEPOOXIPIG.
@pakistani_pig786 Жыл бұрын
ham sikh hi kafi tumare pathano ke liye 😂 aaj se 500-700 saal pahle salwar pahane par mazboor kiya tha or kal tumkk bra pahnae ge🤣
@kousarparveen51487 ай бұрын
Tumem hindu choren ge to phir na😂
@honoredhawkgaming4167 ай бұрын
Tumahre sikho ko pathano(afghan) ne kitna mara tumhara hari mandir tumahre naslo ko mara aur dusti baat shalwar kameez persian hai aur sikho ko nader shah ne 15 century mei pehnai thi 😂
@nimaipanda42837 ай бұрын
Hari Singh nalwa.
@TalibHussain-u9t7 ай бұрын
Oh Sikh Saab apni ouqat mien raho indra Gandhi n Tum logon ki gand Mari thi Bhool gaye kia
@giftedtuffs98997 ай бұрын
Sale pehle hindu ka tu mauqabla kr le .1984 ma jo tumhari genocide hindu ne ki thi . us waq nange ho k gand marva rhe the
@asifkhan-vp6yc8 ай бұрын
Pehle jaake aata kharido phir india pe attack karne ka sochna.😂 Veer Abdul Hamid ke rifle ke aage nahi tik paaye, aur Aaj bhi India mein karodon ki taadat mein veer Abdul Hamid hai unse kaise ladoge. Jai hind
@anisahmadnadwi59728 ай бұрын
جس طرح بھارت میں آر ایس ایس والے اور بی جے پی والے یہاں کے ہندوؤں کو بیوقوف بناتے ہیں اسی طر یہ لال ٹوپی والا پاکستانیوں کو بیوقوف بناتا ہے
@cinephileinsect7718Ай бұрын
Bas Bhai rahne de Bharat ke muslimon ya Pakistani Muslim ho sab ki vichardhara ek hi hai sab gajwa a hind karna chahte hain tum kaun sa kam ho logon se soch vichar Mein Kisi chij Se Kam nahin hai Bus tumhara bus nahin chal raha Bharat mein bhi
@allnews926129 күн бұрын
@@asifkhan-vp6yc Tum b pehley ja k comod kharid lo 😅😁🤣😂😃lo Akshay Kumar t o il et 🚽 part one to bna hi Chuka Hy Jo yunhi India men latreens 🚽 ki shortage Rahi to part two b bun jaeygi 😆😄😁😅
@ShahShezad13 күн бұрын
Yaar baat vo kro Jo Kisi Pakistani ko maloom na ho . Indian musalmano ki halat achhay se maloom hai . Abhi recently ek indian Muslim political person hinduvo k zulm aur nafrat se tung Aa kr Apne bete k Saath pehle Dubai aur phir Afghanistan se HOTA hova Pakistan Aa gaya aur panah ( asylum ) ki darkhuwast ( application ) kr di . Bola jaan se mar do chahe goli mar do pr India na bhejo . Bhai social media k age main indian Muslims ki bad tareen situation koi chhupa nhi Sakta . Chahe jitne tuttay choom lo Hindu ke . Kre ga phir bhi nafrat Tum Muslims se Jo BJP ne Apne vote Bank politics k liye Aaj k majority of Hindu main Bhar di hai Jo ab chah kr bhi Tum khatam nhi kr sakte chahe veer bolo ya anjeer . Amit shah ka paltoo Godi media ye hone nhi de ga . 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Indosapien12 күн бұрын
@@allnews9261toilet ki shortage hai isliye humne pakistan banayi, thab se shortage nahi tha
@RinkiSingh-y4z6 ай бұрын
Rss jindabad i love rss
@ParwezAhmad-nx7ot2 ай бұрын
Akhand Hind banega Aur sare Insaniyatkibhlai wala kaam hoga Hind zindabaad
@ImranKhan-y1t5q29 күн бұрын
Beta akhand bharat nhi akhand pakistan banay ga ab
@ImranKhan-y1t5q29 күн бұрын
Beta akhand bharat nhi akhand pakistan banay ga ab
@userbipro7 ай бұрын
Without Alcohol...how two of you got so high😂😂😂 This person qas pakistan high commissioner imagine omg😂😂😂
@shreebudhiamedico8590Ай бұрын
The Alcohol is Islam The strongest addictive things in the world
@KPSingh-fw9fw7 ай бұрын
Gazva ae Roti kar lo pehle 😂
@m.dvlogs84696 ай бұрын
Hati Kay dant khany Kay or or dekany Kay or same Pakistani asy hi hay ek dfa panga lo to si ab
@mahmoodfaizi11946 ай бұрын
Wah....
@F35-i1q2 ай бұрын
Gazwa e aata 😅😅😂
@avyay-op7od2 ай бұрын
Garwa e Laal Topi
@Smhrizvi3132 ай бұрын
@@KPSingh-fw9fw tm log tatti peshan kha pee rhy ho Kafi hai 😂😂😂😂
65 ki hum ney jeeti thi Kashmir b aadha tumsey hum ney haroa tha tera Nehru UNO bjaga tha to ja k Jung ruki thi varna poora Kashmir hmara tha terey Nehru bjagora bjaga bhaga gya aadhey Kashmir ki bheek mangney 😂😅😊
@allnews9261Ай бұрын
65 ki hum ney jeeti thi Kashmir b aadha tumsey hum ney haroa tha tera Ne hr u UNO bjaga tha to ja k Jung ruki thi varna poora Kashmir hmara tha terey Ne h ru bhag o ra bja ga bha ga gya aadhey Kashmir ki bheek mangney 😂😅😊
@ImranKhan-y1t5q29 күн бұрын
Yah indian bollywood Army ka moto hai
@nb2.tv.216 күн бұрын
@@ImranKhan-y1t5q😂😂
@ASIFKHAN-s9h2o2 күн бұрын
Laken ghazwa hind paishan goyee Mai Jung ki Fatah ki Khabar Muhammad pbuh apni paishan goyee Mai kar chukai hai. When India attack on Pakistan then India will reach to river attock then Pakistani will win this ghazwa hind and finished name of India So es bar Pakistan army Jung Jeet chukai hai India sai ghazwa hind mai
@abdullahbashir274011 күн бұрын
اللہ پاک ھمیں بھی غزوہ ھند کا غازی بناۓ۔امام مہدی۔اور عیسی علیہ السلام کی فوج کا سپاھی بناۓ۔
@VISHALMEENAAA11 күн бұрын
Pahle khud to Bach jaoo BLA TTP SE 😂😂
@ravikumar-eo7vu7 ай бұрын
Comedy never ends in pakistan 😂😂
@Drowning_IndiaАй бұрын
Hindu Pajeet Ravi,, just search Bhavishya Mallika Odisha and you will find Comedy there
@rahulsinghvi9104 Жыл бұрын
2 jokers, they have relieved my stress😂😂
@zaynshah402310 ай бұрын
2 jokers u mean Vish vaala Modi & Adityanath Rogi. 😃😃
@godoffreefire57657 ай бұрын
@@zaynshah4023anpad😂
@nightking84907 ай бұрын
No, Muhammad and Jibrail 😂😂@@zaynshah4023
@Emaan_ki_roshni7 ай бұрын
Just wait and watch K A F I R
@Hasnain--w222 ай бұрын
Your PM is butcher muslims aren't they were muslims? Do you think that those lives were heardless? Don't you think those who died were human as you and i? Remember mate Afghanistan occupied by usa and soviet but they both left without fruitful result if God wants he has authority to made things happen it is mentioned in Quran that when God says happen and that thing happens and expect you to be respectful amongst every religion cuz disrespecting others religion shows taught of thier's religion
@GTIXAUUSD Жыл бұрын
Joker is back .........
@arifmohammed78322 ай бұрын
Zaid should be be in mantle hospital
@mohammedilyas6682Ай бұрын
For your info Zaid Hamid is permanently in mental hospital but only he comes out to do his comedy show....
@simpleguy397119 күн бұрын
Zaid Hamid is a Hidden (J)New......he is doing controlled opposition of Khufr.............he will never do Ghazwa e Hind ..............he uses Ghazwa e Hind concept to show him as a Greate Mujahid so that his followers believe his lies .... ..........Ghazwa e Hind will be fought by a Green Eyed Foji Mujahid of Pak. ...........that Foji Mujahid will become Pakistan's Ruler in 2027. ................That Military Ruler will make Pak a Peaceful Prosperous Strong Country.......Then he will do Ghazwa e Hind This clever Hidden Jw Zad will be klld by that Green Eyed Military Ruler 1st Imran will be Ruler of Pak in 2025 Then Kashmir will be separate from Pak Then that Green Eyed Military Soldier will become Ruler of Pak in 2027
@GayatriBhattacharjee-c9b6 ай бұрын
Why Ghazwa-e-hind? Why not Ghazwa-e-china or Ghazwa-e-America or Ghazwa-e-russia? 😅
@cinephileinsect7718Ай бұрын
Kyunki Hindustan hi inke kabje Mein nahin aa raha hein Bhale hi inhone Bharat per rul kiya ho but iske liye fail rahe hain Bharat ki Sanatan Civilization ko khatm karne mein ya Bharat Ke logon Ko khatm karne mein Hindustan hi aisi jagah hai Jahan inke pichhle hajar sal se pasina chhute hue hain
@JunaidKhan-us3br26 күн бұрын
Because they receive money from them, once India starts paying them, Pakistan army will not allow any of these retards close to a TV station😂
@pam48409 күн бұрын
Because they attack weak native religion
@JoginderSingh-wr3sp9 күн бұрын
Chutiya log hai ye....😂😂😂
@tahirkiyani93333 күн бұрын
After gazwa hind
@ammu5748 ай бұрын
That is why Islam is ☪️ encer
@rahulbaniwal6258 Жыл бұрын
I really like confidence level of zaid Hamid...conspiracy theory sunne me b alag hi majja hai
@Babasasa11111 ай бұрын
1947 Pakistan 2047 Khalistan Nagaland Kashmir Tamil 🐷🇮🇳🐷
@rahulbaniwal625811 ай бұрын
@@Babasasa111 Tamil language hai...tum shayad dravidistan ki baat kr rhe ho keep it up...India is union of state not federation of state...no state can be seperated on their will as per the constitution...
@vivek-42011 ай бұрын
@@rahulbaniwal6258 Don’t use words like “Union”, “Federation” etc. as these words might be very hard for a Pakistani brain 🧌 to understand.
@maheshmahesh504810 ай бұрын
@@Babasasa111😂😂😂 wahi nazil Hui kya tujhe. Nabi babasasa ki Jai Ho..tumlog paidaishi jahil hotey ho kya.
@karuthan9 ай бұрын
@@Babasasa111for that ur mom should sleep with us
@subbu8739 Жыл бұрын
Iam seriously awe of this guy, he is a genius, he deserves to be the PM of Pakistan! We need him to lead the state of Pakistan!
@wanderingmystic6968 Жыл бұрын
And yes. Will surely ensure it’s legitimate end.
@srebalanandasivam956310 ай бұрын
And then he will be the last PM of Pakistan
@rupomhazarika29007 ай бұрын
I am amazed that English writing people also can be fools
@ArunkumarDas-d2s7 ай бұрын
😅😅😅
@ganeshshinde53907 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 Joker
@dipendrasingh48636 ай бұрын
Jaise tumhare halat hai aur jaisa hmare government rato rat bhagwa e Pak ho jayega pta bhi nhi chalega 😅😅😅😅
@GayatriBhattacharjee-c9b6 ай бұрын
You think India need to go to war with you on your terms? 😂
@Congooooo Жыл бұрын
Tumko agar khatam kr denge toh hasenge kispe hum log jung nahi karenge bilkul bhi hum log😂😂😂😂😂
@dharmendramishra4975 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@UsmanbhattiBhatti-wm5ti8 ай бұрын
Lartay muhib e watan hain gaddar or buzdil ni hum laray ge inshallah Pakistan k lia
@texastiger3228 ай бұрын
@@UsmanbhattiBhatti-wm5tija ab Jake majdoori kar Varna Tera abbu Teri bund fad dega 😂😂. Bada aya chal nikal
@RizwanAnsari-qw5cr7 ай бұрын
Ap ne ana apni Marzi se he lakin wapsi fer hamari Marzi se ho gi insha'allah
@Congooooo7 ай бұрын
@@RizwanAnsari-qw5cr humko bilkul bhi sahuk nahi hai aapke kachrastan me aane ka
@MDAsif-ed2dk Жыл бұрын
Nice Comedy 😂😂😂😂
@rafialam. Жыл бұрын
Could've been much better with your mother 😂😂😂😂
@MDAsif-ed2dk Жыл бұрын
@@rafialam. jali Na Teri Bhi Jali 🤣🤣
@subratsaishree7765 Жыл бұрын
@@rafialam. isiliye pakistan Aaj katora leke dunia bharme bhik mang Raha hai..tere aabu aur ammi ko bhejde katora pakad ke.
@rittickdas9634 Жыл бұрын
@@rafialam.😂😂 tum bas maa behen tak hi ruk jate ho isiliye tumhe dusre desh mein nanga kar dete hain😂😂😂 hamre maa behen ki sath aisa nehi hota😂😂😂 sale tum khud bejjat hone mu khol dete ho😂😂😂 or uske bad kafur ans de de, toh Islamophobia k upar lecture dete ho... iske aage or kya Ata hain tumhe karna?😂😂😂tum hamre maa behen ko lekar itna bura soch te ho toh allha vi upar se dekh raha or allha or bura sapna dene wala hain HAR PAKISTANIYO KO HAR DIN😂😂😂 or yehi toh bap ka jalwa hota hain bete k upar😂😂😂
@Ensign_Ghost Жыл бұрын
@@rafialam.Mut denge aur prophet Mohammad beh jaayega kuran jala kr uske gandd mai dal denge 😂😂😂 joh aag lagegi voh pakistaniyo ke liye
@rajff6228 ай бұрын
Ghajwa a hind nai bhagwa a hind hoga 😄😄😄
@avinashchaudhary854512 күн бұрын
More like bhagwa e pak
@stylishpari31357 ай бұрын
ماشاءاللہ بہت خوب ،بہت اچھی معلومات دی ہیں ، زید حامد صاحب نے
@mohakmilindsingh999 Жыл бұрын
*🕉️🚩 🇮🇳 INDIA 🇮🇳 🚩🕉️*
@truthbehindthehiddenfaces8895 Жыл бұрын
🕉️✡️🐗🐽💩🐷🐍🐖
@zaynshah402310 ай бұрын
☪️🇲🇷🇮🇳REAL-INDIA🇮🇳🇲🇷☪️
@proudindian80212 ай бұрын
@@zaynshah4023ffcked Pakistani Islam 😂😂😂
@rickfresherАй бұрын
@@zaynshah4023lol mujjet dream 🐽🐽🐽🐽
@sahasransusbarik Жыл бұрын
Zaid Hamid the Comedy King is back😂🤣😆
@rajeevtandon732 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BabarKhan-rc4mt Жыл бұрын
i think modi should go in comedy circus
@sahasransusbarik Жыл бұрын
@@BabarKhan-rc4mt , Modi is unofficial father of entire Pskistan. Modi won't let you live and also won't let you die. This is the power of your father Modi.
@BabarKhan-rc4mt Жыл бұрын
@@sahasransusbarik Pakistan is official father of india, because father is born first 14 august and son india is born 15 august...don't try to turn your back from facing truth.
@BabarKhan-rc4mt Жыл бұрын
@@sahasransusbarik modi is a pimp and all indian woman are sluts.
@omeshsharma667 ай бұрын
Mera ek dost aisa tha, sala bolta tha hmare paas helicopter hai, aata sala scooter pe tha, aur ham sab batein sach mante the😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@F35-i1q2 ай бұрын
Gazwa e aata 😢😢
@Shiny678997 ай бұрын
India will not go on war with Pakistan but all Pakistani should figure out high price of commodities and GDP 😅😅😅😅
@MuhammadUsman2905125 күн бұрын
Check the Indian parlimant map
@Rokybhaiii5 күн бұрын
@@MuhammadUsman29051Parliament mea world map hea, 😂 akhand world
@MuhammadUsman290514 күн бұрын
@@Rokybhaiii and modi say India is a peaceful country 😂😂😂😂
@rakkhnaka Жыл бұрын
I request Pakistani to please vote the man in red cap as a PM
@mukhtarkhan65988 ай бұрын
Don't dream any thing like Ghasvah hind" your army hasbeen consistently beaten by Indian army in every encounter you are live due to the mercy of Indian leader shop.
@DilipshingRajput-bc4sz7 ай бұрын
amazing wash 😂
@umerabadpirzada7 ай бұрын
No zero mukhtar you have no idea what's going on,Imran khan will back no worry,,,it's all scripted
@arnabsen8633 Жыл бұрын
In sahab ko Pakistan ke pm bana do🤣
@rafialam. Жыл бұрын
Tum ashirvad Le ke inhe apna pitaju bana lo, wo zyada sahi Rahe ga 🤣
@arnabsen8633 Жыл бұрын
@@rafialam. dekhiye ... humhara ihanpe toh eek hi pitaji hota hai jo mera already hain..hum aaplog jaisa khush kismatwale toh hain nahi. agar aap chahe toh in janab ko humara inha best stand up comedian ke hisab se rakh sakte he.
@subratsaishree7765 Жыл бұрын
@@rafialam. lagta hai tu iss lal topi ka fata condom se nazaiz aulat hai....apne ammi ko puch le atta keliye zaid Hamid ne pel to nehi Diya.
@rittickdas9634 Жыл бұрын
@@rafialam.bhai tum sabka brain mein bas land or chut hi chalta hain kya? Iske bina kuch nehi chalta? Isliye passport Rankin mein neeche se 4th (lowest) ho? Or yehi mind set kliye dusre desh mein tumhe nanga karke check kiya jata hain Muslim ho ki nehi?😂😂😂
@debjyotidas7670 Жыл бұрын
@@rafialam. Pahle tum Pakistani dna test karwao hindu nahi nikle toh bolna😂😂😂
@abdullahbashir274011 күн бұрын
زاھد حامد صاحب زندہ باد۔
@food_we_live7 ай бұрын
Even the anchor lost it's cool when he heard pakistan ko industrial nahi gazwa-e-hind ke liye banaya hai 😂😂😂. Even he said kese karenge bhaiya
@neerajgiradkar Жыл бұрын
Ye lavdu Pakistan ko dubaaega😂😂😂😂😂
@mohitgarg8785 Жыл бұрын
5:57 ye jahil maan rha hai ki pakistan ko industry me kuch kamaal karne ke liye nhi banaya balki aatankwad failane ke liye banaya..😂😂
@ritamde8009 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@bikemountains8193 Жыл бұрын
Lal topi is mentally ill 😅
@ashokkharat65889 ай бұрын
😂
@ShanEditors17 ай бұрын
فرمان با با خادم حسین رضوی" جنگ ہی ہر مسئلے کا حل ہے اس وقت امت مسلمہ کے پاس"
@aqeelsarwar69756 ай бұрын
V wel said Zaid Hamid Shb Great 💯♥️🇵🇰♥️ inshaALLAH Shoq e Shahdat Se sarshar Hyn Pakistani ❤
@ketantijare2187Ай бұрын
Bhikaristan
@sonofmushtaqАй бұрын
Pakitan ❤❤❤ zindabad
@kuwarsahabsingh4176Ай бұрын
Phir surrender karega kya.😊
@AniketKumar-ws3dl Жыл бұрын
Zaidu Chicha is shocked after seeing the Lunal Landing video and Gazwa has been postponed till further notice 😂😂😅😅. It would resume as soon as Petrol price decrease in Pakistan😅😅🤣🤣. Till that time General Asim Muneer has requested MBS to provide petrol on cheap rate so that they can launch Gazwa E Moon or Chand Ka Gazwa.😅😅 But in an unfortunate development Bajwa E Pakistan took place and Pakistan was unable to cope with it. Situation further deteriorated when Afghan Taliban launched Reverse Gazwa.😜😜
@rittickdas9634 Жыл бұрын
Lot of vocabulary 😜😜😜 itna analysis lal topi k upar se chala jayega😂😂😂 mujhe lagta hain imran khan se jada powerful injection 💉 ,lal topi k pass hain.. Har time lagate hain isiliye pakistan mein gadi se nikal k pakistani isko maarte hain😂😂
@4thdimension1109 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 your explanation is excellent bro...........really laughing
@AniketKumar-ws3dl Жыл бұрын
@@4thdimension1109 Don't laugh otherwise Chicha would declare another Gazwa against you. Due to massive scarcity of money and exorbitant electricity prices he would force you to pay his electricity bill through PAYTM. 😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣
@4thdimension1109 Жыл бұрын
@@AniketKumar-ws3dl probably you are right🤣🤣🤣 but still I can't control laughing I wanna see the red faced zaid chichi
@rameshpindel4492 Жыл бұрын
Both of you guys are "f" se rocking awesome 😂😂😂
@sunildixit2531 Жыл бұрын
Kargilme kyu vag gaye, 93000 bhul gaya yar
@syedamir4517 Жыл бұрын
They were only 35000 when lndian army were 40000.
@bananapadapadgya6729 Жыл бұрын
@@syedamir4517Haan bhok kitna bhokna h bhauk Google mai dekh le Randi
@Hbjbmlsi8 ай бұрын
@@syedamir4517😂
@prakharshankar30647 ай бұрын
@@syedamir4517 mir sale pandit se convert he chutiye arba se nhi aya
@slothsingh4314 Жыл бұрын
Jab Lal Topi ke jab Saudi mein hunter pare toh isko Green Black dikhne laga...
@maliktariqahmad31178 ай бұрын
He is still having those nightmares 😰😰😰
@jogindersingh-zk1fjАй бұрын
😂😂😂
@jawadrizvi3137 ай бұрын
زاہد حامد صاحب کی ایک ایک بات سچ ثابت ہوئی،مودی ظالم کے بارے میں انکی باتیں بلکل درست ثابت ہوئی نیتن یاہو کے بارے میں صیہونیوں کے متعلق انکی باتیں 15 سال۔سے جو انکی درست پیشن گوئی کا ایک ایک لفظ درست ثابت ہوا جو ھم نے اپنی آنکھوں سے دیکھیں ہیں،
@1525boy3 ай бұрын
Yes, and one day “Pakistan” will be GREAT country one day!😂🤣
@ArifHussain-ti8lz3 ай бұрын
Jee bilkul
@arun-jn8qr3 ай бұрын
Modiji tanasahi kar rahe aur pakistan bhik mang raha hai😂😂😂
@Yjkikikl12 ай бұрын
Khud ke desh ki pilitics aur economic halat dekh uske baad gyan pel 🤡
@pankajmolekhi Жыл бұрын
World's Two Greatest Minds Who Seldom Differ. I Salute Their Intellect And Futuristic Vision
@lokeshmeenarajindia8 ай бұрын
Jay hind 🇮🇳👳अखंड भारत🇮🇳👳🇮🇳👳
@zohaibgillani99402 ай бұрын
Mera L*** bharat😂
@arabiantime7 ай бұрын
Quran ki 200 sal bad hadis ayea tha 😂😂
@spidylov3382Ай бұрын
Poora islam hi loot aur hawas prr based cult hai jiska use invaders ne politics ke liye kiya
@SaurabhSingh-g3gАй бұрын
Really he said hindu scriptures me likha hai pakistan india me invade karenga 😭😭😭😭 but pakistan to 1947 me bna 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@12diggi Жыл бұрын
Respect Zaid Hamid for speaking reality and truth.. Much better than other Chalak Pakistanis who try to disguise or sugarcoat their actual goal..
@sahasransusbarik Жыл бұрын
Zaid to kabhi bhi mujhe mila na ta teri gazwa e hind nikal dunga wanhi.😂😆😁
@luvmite27587 ай бұрын
I am waiting for you. I will send you back in the same shit hole from where you came out.
@aksman8563 Жыл бұрын
Full comedy show. 😂😂😂
@kapilboro17176 ай бұрын
Curruption with hadish
@nasreendar46443 ай бұрын
Thank you for this
@ShoaibAdeeb-e3h7 ай бұрын
پختون لڑیں گے، بلوچ لڑیں گے، کیا باقی لوگ صرف مردم شماری کیلئے پیدا ہوے ہیں
@fatima-mw8qv7 ай бұрын
y😂😂😂
@MuzamilMurad-2323Ай бұрын
An ko PATA ha Pakistan ma Kon takat rakta ha Jang ka Baloch or pattan k ar ghr sy 2 4 banduk tu ha
@amitabhvarma76815 күн бұрын
बलोच तो पाकिस्तान के खिलाफ ही लड़ेंगे
@homegrown6999 Жыл бұрын
Our beloved Prophet Muhammad split the moon into two pieces. Kafirs can't go to moon by Allah's order.
@gautambele332911 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 you made my day.....
@rentertainment320810 ай бұрын
Isi liye sab moon chale gye tum nehi ja pay😆😆
@Hbjbmlsi8 ай бұрын
😂😂
@krishnarao46078 ай бұрын
Kya mast joke marta tha tumhara prophet...
@BABA-ORUC17617 ай бұрын
@@krishnarao4607 Kyn bhai HANUMAN SURAJ KO UGAL SAKTAH WAHAN LOGIC NI ATAH??? SHIVAA -++>GANESH KA SAR TAN SE JUDAA KARSAKHTAH WAHAN LOGIC NAZR NHI ATAH.
@learnordie-xv2lu Жыл бұрын
Donkeys should first check whether this hadith is authentic or not. 🤣😂🤣😂
@rajkishorguru27912 ай бұрын
One day Pakistan will be ruled by Bharat. Once upon a time Pakistan was a part of undivided part of India.
@yrheuw951515 күн бұрын
This was the former ambassador of Pakistan to India. Here he is talking to the most unhinged person in Pakistan Says a lot about Pakistan's diplomacy
@happyking6310 ай бұрын
لبیک لبیک لبیک یا رسول اللّٰہ صلی اللّٰہ علیہ وآلہ واصحابہ وبارک وسلم تاجدارِ ختم نبوّت زندہ باد زندہ باد زندہ باد
@desiboy43094 ай бұрын
زید حامد نے درست کہا
@ketantijare2187Ай бұрын
Chada le 😂
@chandanhembram3550 Жыл бұрын
When beggers trying to be conquerer😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SalimKhan-hb2mj Жыл бұрын
Achcha NAMUNA pal rakha Pakistan.
@vijendrasaini25517 күн бұрын
बांध रहा है शहादत की गाजर बड़े प्यार से पिछवाड़े पर उनके, जो जन्नत का आइना दिखा कर लाशों को भी सड़ने के लिए छोड़ देता । इतिहास गवाह है जीता है वही देश जिसने, धर्म से ज्यादा इंसानियत बांटी है ।
@JavedAkhter-k8c6 ай бұрын
اللہ پاکستان کی حفاظت کرے گا یہ لوگ نا مراد رہیں گے
@mathematics1185 Жыл бұрын
1:40 You can clearly see what's level of education they've. they literally don't know what's maurya empire is .
@balochigirldiyakhan9923 Жыл бұрын
zaid hamid is a liar,,,ghalat sense me hadis pesh krta ha,ghalat context me
@a.slion-gamerz976211 ай бұрын
Beta Old state Maurya empire maii Pakistan ni ata tha
@a.slion-gamerz976211 ай бұрын
@@balochigirldiyakhan9923 Ya confirm ni hai QK Khorasan ka bi zikar aya hai Afghanistan ka major part Khorasan hai Ya ab end of time batsi ga
@INDIANATHEIST5267 ай бұрын
@@a.slion-gamerz9762bhisdike kaun si history book parha ha
@anubhavgangwar13837 ай бұрын
@@a.slion-gamerz9762 mauryan empire mein afghanistan tk tha beta. Jake pdle chandragupt ne kese selucus ko bhagaya tha
@gamerbaba8314 Жыл бұрын
Kon bolta hai ki nasha Islam me haram hai
@vickyg2466 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@vickyg2466 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Jewishpatriot15 ай бұрын
lmao
@dilbagstar Жыл бұрын
Pakistan should make this laal topa a education minister of pakistan.
@SPmis7 ай бұрын
I think foreign minister will be more appropriate. Imagine this guy is speaking in UNGA
@Jewishpatriot15 ай бұрын
@@SPmis lmao
@हिंदु_स्तानीАй бұрын
दुनिया मे सिर्फ गाजवा ए इस्लाम शुरू हैं 😂😂😂😂😂
@satishchauhan15Ай бұрын
Pakistan was created in 1947....and they want Gajza-e-Hind..hahaha।
@pappukrsaha4317 Жыл бұрын
2 dogs😂😂
@ankitmalviya5117 Жыл бұрын
When a pubg lover loose his concetrant
@secularreactions4692 Жыл бұрын
Cartoon Network ki kami mehsoos nahi hoti, aise logo ki wajah se.😂😂😂😂
@deepugurjar6155Ай бұрын
No muslam No allah No islam 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢🎉🎉
@ygcg8696 Жыл бұрын
Lal Topi , ISI pensioner discussing G e H with an Ex diplomat hand picked by Pak army ! Two nuts wasting our time ! ❤️🇮🇳
@allinonefun877 Жыл бұрын
labaik ya RasoolAllah saw
@zardusharyazadraan3608 Жыл бұрын
کیا آخری دور تک پاکستان رہے گا بھی
@morpheus86-oy4qq Жыл бұрын
Bhaai in logo ke muh na lago, lal topi is idiot !
@BabluSingh-et5zyАй бұрын
तुम्हारी यही सोच के कारण पाकिस्तान विश्व के नक्शे खत्म हो जाएगी बेटा
@BG-tj9jx Жыл бұрын
Hamid Zaid must understand that pakistan is about to disintegrate on their own ...that too almost 4 states . Just wait for some time and world will see 4 more Bangladesh
@Ismail-01411 ай бұрын
U mean khalistan, tamil nadu, right?
@ayushmankar41006 ай бұрын
@@Ismail-014 Lamo ! Tamil Nadu is not a part of Pakistan . Aur Khalistan to ek scam hey apne aap mein
@SubhashishBagchi9 ай бұрын
Zaid Hamid is best comedian in South Asia.
@manasind4992 Жыл бұрын
Jaisa Host ... waisa Guest... 😂😂 Allah aapke pure mulk ko same mentality de.... 😂😂😂 bohot bright future hai 😂😂😂
@rahulpal5039Ай бұрын
dear Pakistan please don't attack INDIA 🙏🥺🥺.......😂🤣...jai hind 🇮🇳
@karanshah423524 күн бұрын
Mahamood ghori was from afganistan was 1 conquerer in India.! Why are u Pakistani so proud
@motivationin15seconds54 Жыл бұрын
I need this type of confidence in my life.
@ananthuskumar1286 Жыл бұрын
laal topi, my full support become pm of pakistan.
@khurramnazar848410 ай бұрын
Zaid hamaid is a great personality. I salute you sir
@rna1879Ай бұрын
Zaid Hamid is more humerous than all the comedians in the world.
@lakhwinderSingh-hl2yy Жыл бұрын
To 72 hure kaha rahegi😂😂😂😂????
@zaynshah402310 ай бұрын
Vahi to tere 1000 deviyan kidar??? Kailash Lok 😃😃😃
@vladislavholmes485210 ай бұрын
@@zaynshah4023Dev tumhari ayeshao ko chod rhe hai , aur jannat tum terrorists ko blast hone ke bad milega .
@cinephileinsect7718Ай бұрын
@@zaynshah4023Ayes*** aur mohmmad*** ki m* ka b****
@ghulammohammadshah259010 ай бұрын
The birth of pakistan was itself only a conspiracy of foreign invaders ,otherwise it could have not been further divided after 23 years only and was never able to follow their own constitution. Prophet pbuh never divided Arab land for purpose of religious domain but for invitation to Islam for the whole world. Pakistanis should think positively what they have achieved by creating pakistan as separate land which never succeed to impliment Nizami Mustafa. Those who do not live in present but live in glorious past or dreams of future can never succeed to create a revolution for peace and prosparity. The man as individual or as society who do not understand power of present will never enjoy the blessings of future. The Pakistan could not even create any world level scholar in scientific subjects , technologies, Business or even in Islamic subjects that could have united or benifitted Muslim Ummah or even people of pakistan. In India Government funds are directly allocated to panchayats for development and creating local income , leaving officers on high level without any financial powers at their own which has weakened the powers of high officials and strengthened village representatives resulting in showing the progress of country at the doorsteps of people living in rural as well as in urban areas. Pakistan will think of such a democracy in dreams only.
@drg5989 ай бұрын
x M u ^ l i ^ s ko sunno😊
@shaktimohanty707 Жыл бұрын
Best stress busters are these 2 comedians
@ZNA47572 ай бұрын
Zaid your are ex hindu your word kanak declare the same.
@RubnawazMguhal2 ай бұрын
❤❤❤🇵🇰وعلیکم السلام
@GeoPoly55 Жыл бұрын
Full comedy yarr😂😂
@rankinglist58849 ай бұрын
He permote extremism and permote Taliban mindset . To pir TTP tu Pakistan Aya gi .
@ghulamhaider24013 ай бұрын
دیوانے کی بڑ ہے پاکستان کبھی بھی بری جنگ نہیں لڑ سکے گا ۔
@harryarora92197 ай бұрын
The level of intellect and calibre of these people is a reason why Pakistan is an international embarrassment
@niloferjawaid5841 Жыл бұрын
Great initiative by ABN News to being back real and capable patriots back on mainstream 📺