What is The BEST “You MESSED With The Wrong Person” Moment You’ve Seen?

[@HowIsTheFuture]

a guy tried to rob me once assuming cause I was small it would be easy. I had a knife. He did not.

[@Farhan_049]

Good.

[@pro_noob-ps9ze]

why did you have a knife?

[@HowIsTheFuture]

I keep one on me for utility purposes. I make sure to abide by state and local laws and just generally have one. Pretty normal where I'm from

[@Farhan_049]

@@HowIsTheFuture I expected just as much.

[@MeIsSmogee]

​@@pro_noob-ps9zeI live in the south, so I always have at least three on me

[@tegantalks9612]

My great grandpa was a WWII vet who was in the Royal Canadian Airforce. His plane got shot down and he literally watched his twin die in the war. Needless to say, he was pretty tough. When he was in his 70s, he was waiting in line for something and some “young punk,” according to him (great grandma said he was probably in his 40s), decided to cut in front of him. Great grandpa asked him to move politely and he ignored my great grandpa. Well, this pissed great grandpa off so he grabbed the guy by his shirt, spun him around, and in his sternest voice said “back of the line, asshole” and pushed the die towards the back of the line. The guy didn’t bother him again. Great grandpa passed away in 2015 in his early 90s and I named my daughter after him.

[@brucewaynefive]

Back in middle school in shop class a 7th grader and his buddies were mouthing off to me saying bad stuff about me and my family. Around that time my sister was taking Taekwondo lessons. She taught me how to break boards. So I applied the same technique to his face. His nose didn't bleed right away. But I guess it did bleed later because I got three days out of school suspension for giving him a bloody nose. Totally worth it because him and his buddies never bothered me ever again.

[@blasphemeewe]

I was bartending in a small Colorado mountain town, a young guy came in with a chip on his shoulder and spent a few minutes trying to pick a fight. A Korean/Vietnam war Marine vet and regular patron, told him to calm the fuck down, the young guy squared off had a cigarette flipped in his face and then got knocked the eff out in less time than it took me to move two steps in his direction.

[@bulyakiistvan8774]

I live in Hungary. When I was in school, played a lot of sports,(soccer, basket ball, and a few others, was a regular at the gym in school as well) a scrawny classmate comes up to me saying he wants a friendly boxing "match". I went along with it, dude got in a cheapshot while I was putting on my gloves, beat him when the gloves were on. Man couldn't handle that, so later he came in with a baseball bat, to class. He was really weak, so when he tried to whack me on my head, I blocked it, with my forearm, barely felt any force behind his swing. I tried to punch hím, but he turned around and ran away, droping the bat. I took it up, sat down, to my table, and I was sitting there, till the teacher came. Me and a few other classmates told her what happened and the guy was kicked out. His friends tried to talk me out of giving him up like that, but I wasn't gonna be like that. I don't know what made him go throu these motions, cause I never bothered him before. Maybe he didn't like, that I was the quiet kid that year.

[@NathanielsAutisticShorts]

FINALLY!! the day before Christmas break my senior year. The NJROTC room was getting too crowded, and an upperclassmen named Sincire told everyone, "If you are not in NJ, get out." So, some tiny tot Freshman grabbed a metal bar that we use to hold up the targets for the rifle team and threatened sincire. So, Master Guns comes out. He's a Marine, over 6 feet, and he's normally chill, and he comes out of his office and told the kid to leave and then the kid decks him... The Marine got him on the ground while me and other students ran out to the cafeteria to get the administration, and the kid walked out in handcuffs. MORAL OF THE STORY: DONT FUCK WITH A MARINE... OR THE MARINE WILL FUCK WITH YOU!

[@SwaggieVortex733]

The story with a grandpa going boxer mode on a dude's ass was pretty entertaining Good video

[@louiseogden1296]

I met a former UK cabinet minister campaigning locally. I can still feel the handshake 18 years later...

[@harryboyes2812]

Handshake story. One of my sister's friends said I had a limp handshake - but then found out the hard way I can turn on the power when I want to. Dad was a truckie and taught me how to change the tyre on a semi with hand tools.

[@chambothehunter8223]

Story 12: From the wise words of Lord Saladin of Destiny 1: "Even old wolves still bite"

[@vendextta6295]

Thousands of flat tired with hand tools 🥶

[@greatestcheeseofswisinswit3932]

im surprised no ones asking for the sause..

[@G6Varial]

Also suprised

[@monroerobbins7551]

4:30 happened to me once, but instead of me crushing his hand, he kept squeezing my hand. More, and more, him slowly frowning until he let go. I have a pretty good pain tolerance, and he just got so impatient that he gave up, lol.

[@levitan71]

never try the handshake thing with a dentist.

[@sorenman1]

to be honest, if someone called me Fat Boy, not only would i knock them out, but i would steal their lunch/lunch money then yell out never get in the way of a fat boy and his lunch

[@seanirby8838]

A bar on the outskirts of Jefferson City? I'm thinking of which ones I know, as I live decently close to the city and am fairly familiar with it...Twin Bridges or 3rd Base, maybe?

[@anngarland665]

Yo

[@WarmthOverCold]

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[@markieuzumaki7056]

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[@harryboyes2812]

Handshake story. One of my sister's friends said I had a limp handshake - but then found out the hard way I can turn on the power when I want to. Dad was a truckie and taught me how to change the tyre on a semi with hand tools.