What is this song ABOUT?! | MAXIMUM THE HORMONE 恋のアメリカ Reaction

Hey y'all! Welcome or welcome back to my little corner of the Internet where I talk about whatever I want.
Today, I am watching and reacting to Maximum the Hormone's new song, Koi no America.
Maximum the Hormone is a Japanese metal band, but I like to describe their style more as "what if ADHD was music?"
Join me as I witness the chaos and try to figure out what the song is about.
You can also enjoy watching me fail to read Japanese and make a fool of myself! :D