What Men Get Wrong About Going Down on Women - April Macie

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@fatalexcerpts
@fatalexcerpts 4 жыл бұрын
Funny stuff. Using the stool as a prop and the faces she makes... adds so much to the delivery.
@markandrichak5468
@markandrichak5468 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, but ironically, Robin Williams did it better; with his elbow fold
@fatalexcerpts
@fatalexcerpts 2 жыл бұрын
@@markandrichak5468 lol. robin williams huh? not a big fan of his. well as far as movies or tv with him as comedic lead, anyway. if he had a standup routine, or any exclusive cable specials, i havent seen 'em... 😶
@MultiUnreal
@MultiUnreal 2 жыл бұрын
@@markandrichak5468 That’s not even fair. It’s like saying “yeah, you’re good on guitar, but not as good as Hendrix”.
@ericlayton8888
@ericlayton8888 4 жыл бұрын
Top tip: if you’re getting bad sex, let the other person know how they can do better. Not only do you get the benefit of better sex, you also gauge whether someone’s worth having sex with by their response to constructive criticism
@chrisnicolas611
@chrisnicolas611 4 жыл бұрын
This is a very top tier comment sir
@MsZephyra
@MsZephyra 4 жыл бұрын
*you gauge whether someone's worth being with, period - depending on how they handle tactfully expressed constructive criticism!
@slainemcroth4052
@slainemcroth4052 4 жыл бұрын
That's also a great way to suddenly experience a lack of interest in sex by the lady in question
@Qingeaton
@Qingeaton 3 жыл бұрын
You best be a damn good talker.
@MisterAMuck
@MisterAMuck 3 жыл бұрын
I learned this after losing my virginity, witch was a disaster. Communication is a must. Granted I read a lot about this from many women's stories and articles, getting their point of view on it, that helped as much as anything. Once you learn how differently they get aroused you can play all kinds of games together...
@Roxer777
@Roxer777 3 жыл бұрын
Tips for the ladies, speak up, tell your men what and how you like it. Every woman is different, in taste and shapes, don't expect everybody is going to do it right, give some directions.
@silvia2641
@silvia2641 3 жыл бұрын
You'd be surprised how many guys take direction as criticism, and decide to shut down and because they feel attacked 😬
@Roxer777
@Roxer777 3 жыл бұрын
@@silvia2641 I do know this. Communication is key in every type of relationship. Before having sex it must be a lot of talking, in which this must be addressed, "if I feel you are not pushing the right bottoms, I will give you some directions", there is also timing and manner when it comes to saying things specially criticism. That's one of the reasons communicating before anything is so important. And of course always maintain that communication. Now if the man says something like "I don't need directions" or just plain take it badly. Yeah he doesn't worth it. Dumb the guy.
@voguehaven5154
@voguehaven5154 3 жыл бұрын
a lot of men either shut down or get very abusive and arrogant. Most would rather live in the delusion that they are awesome in bed.
@Roxer777
@Roxer777 3 жыл бұрын
@@voguehaven5154 Any person who shut down, gets aggressive or arrogant when trying to communicate is not ready nor worthy of a relationship of any sort. Every type of relationship needs to be build in good communication. It is imperative that before having sex, the couple communicate clearly and thoroughly. In which the whole "if I feel you need some help or directions for me I will let you know" has to be stablish. After all they are both in the same team. If the partner take this badly, is definitely not worth the company and you should stay away from that person as far as possible.
@jambajoby32
@jambajoby32 3 жыл бұрын
Also wash up lol
@aloromot4110
@aloromot4110 4 жыл бұрын
I cried. From now until the day I die I'll always think of being an alligator coming out of the water.
@Qingeaton
@Qingeaton 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, there can even be water to come out of lol
@bigbrainplays3007
@bigbrainplays3007 3 жыл бұрын
Wat
@brentbeardsley655
@brentbeardsley655 3 жыл бұрын
Like Wilson on Home Improvement peeking over the fence.
@nach0699
@nach0699 3 жыл бұрын
69th like
@bigbrainplays3007
@bigbrainplays3007 3 жыл бұрын
@@nach0699 Nice
@legoharrypotterfanaticdean9954
@legoharrypotterfanaticdean9954 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm an alligator, ripping apart a chicken!" Hilarious
@Theomite
@Theomite 4 жыл бұрын
That was seriously fucking funny. Like, almost Taylor Tomlinson-level punchline.
@kitemanmusic
@kitemanmusic 3 жыл бұрын
Everything tastes like chicken!
@SovereignStatesman
@SovereignStatesman 3 жыл бұрын
Chicken hell, more like a fish
@SovereignStatesman
@SovereignStatesman 3 жыл бұрын
@@kitemanmusic Well that's the fishiest chicken there is
@bobma6342
@bobma6342 3 жыл бұрын
@@SovereignStatesman I was thinking that would have been funnier
@UpChuckTheBoogie
@UpChuckTheBoogie 3 жыл бұрын
I asked my father when I was 18 or 19 why he never told me about the birds and the bee's he spit his drink out he was laughing so hard😂😂
@mikeleo7189
@mikeleo7189 3 жыл бұрын
I was 42 and he spit out his false teeth .
@UpChuckTheBoogie
@UpChuckTheBoogie 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikeleo7189 😂😂😂😂
@dwightdodd3734
@dwightdodd3734 2 жыл бұрын
it's true if you really think about it..............just the eyes,peeking through the bush......
@livingadreamlife1428
@livingadreamlife1428 Ай бұрын
My Dad tried to give me the talk once. He said, hey got a sec? We need to talk about birds and the bees. Ya know, the sex stuff. I said, sure Dad. Whatcha wanna know?
@UpChuckTheBoogie
@UpChuckTheBoogie Ай бұрын
@@livingadreamlife1428 😂😂😂😂
@ashylarry3442
@ashylarry3442 3 жыл бұрын
The freaking Blair Witch camera work is gonna give someone vertigo.
@joeshmoe6798
@joeshmoe6798 3 жыл бұрын
Old school cameraman tricks to try and keep the viewer interested sadly. I hear better stories about coworkers weekend issues
@davidbouchard5451
@davidbouchard5451 3 жыл бұрын
dude you are waaaaay too sensitive
@ChickenPizza
@ChickenPizza 3 жыл бұрын
If that's enough to give you vertigo you have much bigger problems to worry about. Lol
@Scorch428
@Scorch428 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was appropriate.
@jamessayshi5262
@jamessayshi5262 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣 the way she said you guys look creepy i almost died laughing oh my god well now imma laugh my ass off because its gonna pop in my head in the middle
@sechabatheletsane9784
@sechabatheletsane9784 4 жыл бұрын
Okay seriously, who the F was the camera director for this?! Is this a comedy set or a prelude to a horror scene??! Jeez man!
@daniellerogers1352
@daniellerogers1352 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man. I totally see it. Yikes.
@smoke4824
@smoke4824 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@sammitra
@sammitra 4 жыл бұрын
r/killthecameraman
@FatalFriction
@FatalFriction 4 жыл бұрын
Chin man.
@glowingowl221
@glowingowl221 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao I was like is this a rock concert now ?
@FreedomForMaryland
@FreedomForMaryland Жыл бұрын
I usually hate when women do sex jokes but April Macie legit had me rolling! Glad I didn't skip this one!
@williamwhite2113
@williamwhite2113 2 жыл бұрын
The stew joke got me, that was pretty good. April does have her moments for sure.
@anj8122
@anj8122 4 жыл бұрын
the camera guy from blair witch probably got a gig to film this stand up...
@SovereignStatesman
@SovereignStatesman 3 жыл бұрын
And the script-writer wrote the jokes.
@JPKing-ot6hm
@JPKing-ot6hm 3 жыл бұрын
Ok my my oil C
@taekwon_therrien
@taekwon_therrien 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahah "im an alligator rrrrrripping apart a chicken!!" Accurate
@goldenwolf90
@goldenwolf90 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know the pioneer woman did stand up. 😂😂
@sxerosie
@sxerosie 4 жыл бұрын
OMFGGGG 🤣🤣 after hours I guess
@SheDeviI
@SheDeviI 4 жыл бұрын
This is funnier than her jokes
@sendneutrals
@sendneutrals 4 жыл бұрын
STOP!,,,,,,
@JSimba94
@JSimba94 4 жыл бұрын
She exposing Lads game out here 😂😂
@andytay5507
@andytay5507 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Wynonna Judd at first, but you're right, it DOES look like Ree Drummond (can't believe I missed that, being from Pawhuska myself
@demetriusware2705
@demetriusware2705 3 жыл бұрын
Next time I go down on a girl I'm definitely using that "grrr I'M AN ALLIGATOR!!" line.
@ghostrecon755
@ghostrecon755 3 жыл бұрын
Straight up!! LOL
@1crzy8ball75
@1crzy8ball75 3 жыл бұрын
Best Damn comment yet! LMÇFAO.. Too PHUCKIN' much!
@Petrolosis
@Petrolosis 3 жыл бұрын
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@coiledsteel8344
@coiledsteel8344 3 жыл бұрын
SIMP
@danieljodrey8863
@danieljodrey8863 3 жыл бұрын
If you can still remember it...
@CLo-no4lk
@CLo-no4lk 3 жыл бұрын
No guy I know ever had a talk like that with his Dad...that aside, she was pretty effing funny
@kianalyprod_
@kianalyprod_ 3 жыл бұрын
my dad did with my 2 brothers and me and my little sis 🤷🏾‍♀️ he wanted us to live I guess lol
@zdtu8
@zdtu8 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, my dad never talked to me about sex. He never gave me 'the talk'. Never talked about girls. Never made a lewd joke about women. Never got caught leering at other women. Never flirted with Mom in front of us kids. Never taught me 'game' or encouraged me to be confident with girls. And that.. is why I was a virgin until college. Too busy playing sports, video games, and magic the gathering.
@stevelee3144
@stevelee3144 3 жыл бұрын
I want some stew
@astashasta1
@astashasta1 3 жыл бұрын
@@zdtu8 I had the exact same experience, still kind of pissed as an adult that my dad never even gave me the birds and bees simple talk
@naseeradel3182
@naseeradel3182 3 жыл бұрын
Same here. My dad never talked to me about sex. I think they should tho, cuz not talking tend to make kids go find the answer in the wrong places. My dad wouldn't even let me be in the Sex Ed in high school. I was 17 and half then.
@joelperez9252
@joelperez9252 2 жыл бұрын
That alligator joke I almost peed myself I laughed so hard.
@kenwelch198
@kenwelch198 Жыл бұрын
That's the one that got me too
@billgraham5609
@billgraham5609 4 жыл бұрын
Funny as hell, the alligator made me laugh my ass off, so true
@dwightdodd3734
@dwightdodd3734 2 жыл бұрын
Been There,done THAT !!!!!
@KidThomsonMediaProductions
@KidThomsonMediaProductions 3 жыл бұрын
No man has ever had that conversation with his son
@jenynz5334
@jenynz5334 3 жыл бұрын
Lol! Reminds me of Joy Koy from "Comin' in Hot" ~ "MY LOTION!"
@sharunjohnjoseph
@sharunjohnjoseph 3 жыл бұрын
IKR……she made it sound like a gay porn plot 🤣🤣🤣
@Rhythmicons
@Rhythmicons 3 жыл бұрын
No one *HAS* to tell their son to beat off.
@hmpz36911
@hmpz36911 3 жыл бұрын
I told my son vag is acidic and burns, so always go for the ass. His wife is mad bc she's sick of anal. Now he's a 26 year old virgin, about to get divorced. Should I tell him I was just messing with him? He's gonna be really mad for avoiding vag all these years...
@Rhythmicons
@Rhythmicons 3 жыл бұрын
@@hmpz36911 Maybe you should just tell your wife to wash.
@davidpatel2589
@davidpatel2589 2 жыл бұрын
Now I'm gonna have to get my wife to wear one of her Swamp People t-shirts next time I'm going down South, 'cause i'll be thinking about how i look like an alligator in the bayou 🤣
@jamesslick4790
@jamesslick4790 2 жыл бұрын
"Like we're in the middle of a Mexican Soap Opera" made me spit Pepsi at my screen.
@jameswalker590
@jameswalker590 2 жыл бұрын
As often as I hear people spitting things out while listening to comedy, I would think you would either learn to control yourself or refrain from taking a drink for the 5 minute duration of this clip. Nothing personal, but this boggles my mind. I have never spit anything out laughing...I swallow it :)
@jamesslick4790
@jamesslick4790 2 жыл бұрын
@@jameswalker590 I bet you are a "hoot" at parties.
@gmamagillmore4812
@gmamagillmore4812 3 жыл бұрын
She never tells you, she tells her friends, her sister, her neighbors, everybody she knows, ---- Lenny Bruce 1955
@georgeblair3894
@georgeblair3894 3 жыл бұрын
Sam Kinison.
@screwballentertainment
@screwballentertainment 3 жыл бұрын
Lenny Bruce is a true American hero.
@SovereignStatesman
@SovereignStatesman 3 жыл бұрын
@@georgeblair3894 Tom Leykis
@waynemacomson6448
@waynemacomson6448 3 жыл бұрын
I really hate having to point out that keeping the boogie man away is our job. That's broke mkay.
@brennam954
@brennam954 3 жыл бұрын
1955 lol, exactly
@michellehuffman2025
@michellehuffman2025 2 жыл бұрын
I'm dead!😂💀😂💀laughing so hard cause everything she says is so true! Lmao
@dwightdodd3734
@dwightdodd3734 2 жыл бұрын
Have a god laugh at our expense,Michelle !
@mjohns908
@mjohns908 4 жыл бұрын
I love her energy. She really knows how to work a crowd.
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 2 жыл бұрын
It's called being hungover
@mattbarker1411
@mattbarker1411 2 жыл бұрын
No clue what you watched, but it wasn't her....
@stevecirino500
@stevecirino500 2 жыл бұрын
Probably a bad lay though
@dudewheresmycube
@dudewheresmycube 3 жыл бұрын
I dont usually laugh out loud like ever. I was dying lmao.
@coachhbosoccer
@coachhbosoccer 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm an alligator ripping apart a chicken 🐔" 😭💀
@GatorJake
@GatorJake 2 жыл бұрын
Jaysus. I laughed my ass off. Thank you, April -- that was hilarious. I'm from Florida, so the alligator reference at the end made it funnier. Cheers.
@sarevok6
@sarevok6 4 жыл бұрын
Haha the thing about the alligator ripping apart a chicken is so on the mark XD
@satguy27
@satguy27 3 жыл бұрын
That's the best part is getting food after being with an older woman 😂😂
@kitemanmusic
@kitemanmusic 3 жыл бұрын
Boy, was she grateful! Good hook up!
@duncanbryson1167
@duncanbryson1167 3 жыл бұрын
$hit! It wasn't his mother was it? 😱 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gaylemc2692
@gaylemc2692 2 жыл бұрын
That's not the only thing that's good.
@tx5190
@tx5190 2 жыл бұрын
Wait 'till she starts doing his laundry!
@paulrom446
@paulrom446 Жыл бұрын
Or they might buy you Clothes or take you out to Dinner 🍽️ before or after!
@jbaby007
@jbaby007 4 жыл бұрын
She is absolutely freakin hilarious! Sometimes her voice reminds me of Staurt's mom off of MAD TV.
@MrAdorabao
@MrAdorabao 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@smoothcat1556
@smoothcat1556 4 жыл бұрын
Snarly for sure
@zacariasblanco9738
@zacariasblanco9738 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah she does
@prundonmcavoy7155
@prundonmcavoy7155 4 жыл бұрын
Spot on
@mikelarson8786
@mikelarson8786 4 жыл бұрын
Meets Brian Reagan
@gritskennedy5007
@gritskennedy5007 2 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts from laughin so hard...great stand up chickie!
@musicwaverider6422
@musicwaverider6422 3 жыл бұрын
She gave me a cool whip container of stew to take home..I'm fucking dying!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bigbrainplays3007
@bigbrainplays3007 3 жыл бұрын
Why tho?
@musicwaverider6422
@musicwaverider6422 3 жыл бұрын
@@bigbrainplays3007 Because it sounds like something an old lady would do. That had me crying with laughter!😂😂😂
@mikenijboer1292
@mikenijboer1292 4 жыл бұрын
Just let the woman grab you by the hair and they guide you to wherever you have to go. You only have to keep your tongue moving. If the woman doesn't grab you by the hair, look for the man in the boat, it's not a big boat, but you will know when you found it
@berniekingsley8032
@berniekingsley8032 2 жыл бұрын
No
@berniekingsley8032
@berniekingsley8032 2 жыл бұрын
Loop loop
@roberttaylor6030
@roberttaylor6030 4 жыл бұрын
I still remember what my dad said to me just before I lost my virginity ~ "Just pick one son, they all cost the same".
@aronnemcsik
@aronnemcsik 4 жыл бұрын
he wasn't wrong tho...
@ayemiksenoj5254
@ayemiksenoj5254 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@roberttaylor6030
@roberttaylor6030 3 жыл бұрын
@Guerro K Yeah and while you're at it be sure to leave her even more insecure than when you found her, lol.
@roberttaylor6030
@roberttaylor6030 3 жыл бұрын
@Guerro K You have issues.
@roberttaylor6030
@roberttaylor6030 3 жыл бұрын
@Guerro K I guess having issues comes with the territory when you have a mother that teaches you to use people with emotional problems then discard them.
@ShadowNinjaDestiny
@ShadowNinjaDestiny 4 жыл бұрын
That made me almost spill my drink.
@gregwarner3753
@gregwarner3753 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for bringing back memories.
@shaunsteele8244
@shaunsteele8244 2 жыл бұрын
I had a girlfriend years ago who told me "just draw the alphabet with your tongue". That always seems to work lol
@CanItAlready
@CanItAlready 2 жыл бұрын
Key & Peele had a sketch where a couple of guys told a room full of other guys to do that. Punch line to the sketch was that the two guys were women in disguise.
@growsinhouseherbiculturali1100
@growsinhouseherbiculturali1100 2 жыл бұрын
That’s an old Sam kinnison joke.
@austinhall3937
@austinhall3937 4 жыл бұрын
Hello, yes, is this 911? *I've been attacked*
@AquaCarb
@AquaCarb 3 жыл бұрын
I think I ripped my girlfriends chicken apart.
@robertruesterholtz7484
@robertruesterholtz7484 3 жыл бұрын
I never look up, I listen for the sound.
@DaStoneboat
@DaStoneboat 3 жыл бұрын
I wear my Lion's hat with the long visor. Has to be a Lion's hat, that way I know, she's not expecting much, and won't mind if I lose it all in the fourth quarter.
@bobma6342
@bobma6342 3 жыл бұрын
That's what I do, Robert Ruesterholtz. The ears are the key to doing it right. Listen for hitting the right area. Of course she has to cooperate.
@andypetrelli8193
@andypetrelli8193 3 жыл бұрын
@@DaStoneboat 😄😄😄😄😄
@dumaskhan
@dumaskhan 3 жыл бұрын
Well, I wouldn't mind getting lessons from her on how to do it right. I'll learn how to make stew for her too.
@dennismclark14
@dennismclark14 3 жыл бұрын
I know I'm doing big things when I go down there. For one thing you actually have to like to do it, and don't stop until my face looks like a glazed donut.
@brennam954
@brennam954 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, that's hot
@maggman1
@maggman1 3 жыл бұрын
@@brennam954 thank you. I don't just like to, I love going down on a woman.. !!
@Scorch428
@Scorch428 3 жыл бұрын
Im usually doing mid-size to smallish things when I take the trip downtown.
@oneilriley9004
@oneilriley9004 4 жыл бұрын
You guys ever tried to do the alligator death roll? My girl didn't like it so much 😞
@richardlloyd2589
@richardlloyd2589 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, but the Mrs said she’d prefer ordinary mayo.
@KeithCooper-Albuquerque
@KeithCooper-Albuquerque 3 жыл бұрын
Now THAT was funny!
@MrStano-jy3ts
@MrStano-jy3ts Жыл бұрын
What a stunning and funny lady😀 made me laugh hard😂😂😂 thank you👍🏼
@paulrom446
@paulrom446 Жыл бұрын
Holy Moly! I'm ROFL! I laughed so hard I cried 🎉! Now this Comedy done right!
@alexhodges2348
@alexhodges2348 3 жыл бұрын
Years ago there was cartoon in playboy with a girl looking down at her guy and commenting that he would look good in a beard.
@MrCaelbe1
@MrCaelbe1 3 жыл бұрын
Probably had a weak chin and she was bored. Do people still pay for magazines? It's 2021.
@davidlrogers
@davidlrogers 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrCaelbe1 "years ago" nice reading comprehension there big brains
@patrickhoffman9191
@patrickhoffman9191 3 жыл бұрын
No one ever pulls their son aside and says anything like that.
@mintyhippo8125
@mintyhippo8125 3 жыл бұрын
My friend said his dad did
@swiftkarma4436
@swiftkarma4436 3 жыл бұрын
My dad did with my brothers
@peterorthmann5612
@peterorthmann5612 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe they should. Kinda more important than shaving. LOL
@DaStoneboat
@DaStoneboat 3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't so much pulled aside, it was more like yelling down the hall so everybody could hear.
@josephmorris3778
@josephmorris3778 3 жыл бұрын
Well, guys without dads definitely aren't pulled aside and told anything like that.
@Jens0215
@Jens0215 4 жыл бұрын
Not only is she hilarious but god damn does she have fabulous hair!
@ZenTheMusician
@ZenTheMusician Жыл бұрын
She's awesome.
@bobapbob5812
@bobapbob5812 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Ben Franklin's advice about older women. They are experienced and grateful.
@ROGER2095
@ROGER2095 4 жыл бұрын
They don't yell, they don't tell, they don't swell, and they're grateful as hell.
@bobapbob5812
@bobapbob5812 4 жыл бұрын
@@ROGER2095 good take
@joanneramsey7723
@joanneramsey7723 2 жыл бұрын
Oh please… they are experienced, but its the guy who is grateful for her “wisdom”, if truth be told.
@bobapbob5812
@bobapbob5812 2 жыл бұрын
@@joanneramsey7723 OK
@pokemonitishere202
@pokemonitishere202 Жыл бұрын
I was like 😒 throughout the video. Then I lost in the end at the alligator reference 😂😂😂
@U2WB
@U2WB Жыл бұрын
She’s the funniest comic I’ve seen in a very long time !
@careystuart
@careystuart 4 ай бұрын
By far the prettiest comic out there.
@arkady714
@arkady714 3 жыл бұрын
Best part is when she said "we love you, we want to please you." Nice to see a comedianne who sees the humor in sex without bitching about men.
@gameface6091
@gameface6091 2 жыл бұрын
Get over yourself.
@arkady714
@arkady714 2 жыл бұрын
@@gameface6091 You first. 🤣
@gameface6091
@gameface6091 2 жыл бұрын
@@arkady714 ok done, your turn.
@arkady714
@arkady714 2 жыл бұрын
@@gameface6091 Prove it. ☺️
@gameface6091
@gameface6091 2 жыл бұрын
@@arkady714 Oh so I didn't take a random joke and then generalize about all other female comedians "bitching about men." You're welcome.
@danokitemanotoo1791
@danokitemanotoo1791 3 жыл бұрын
She's freaking great & her visuals are superb!
@thetroll8655
@thetroll8655 3 жыл бұрын
The rocker🤘 The spocker🖖 The heart stopper 🤜
@maggman1
@maggman1 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the mini van, two in the front five in the rear.🤞🤛
@ha-jd7wl
@ha-jd7wl Жыл бұрын
I love women comedians! People always say they are not funny, but I love the suspense waiting for them to get funny. It's the best joke.
@ha-jd7wl
@ha-jd7wl Жыл бұрын
the best part is waiting for the jokes that never come
@BertFromOhio
@BertFromOhio 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ Princess Fiona had me rollin
@tosinakin2508
@tosinakin2508 4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, I can't unsee it now 😂
@YoYo-gt5iq
@YoYo-gt5iq 3 жыл бұрын
Cracked up at the 2 eyeballs
@ShaiGurl702
@ShaiGurl702 3 жыл бұрын
Died laughing at “just two eyeballs” 🤣🤣🤣
@choforogabriel
@choforogabriel 4 жыл бұрын
Short set wish she had a couple more minutes, legit funny!
@LycanLink
@LycanLink 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I totally remember how each of my friends and I had that famous "get out there and masturbate" chat with our respective fathers. So weird how that worldwide tradition (that totally exists) typically goes unmentioned.
@davidbouchard8963
@davidbouchard8963 4 жыл бұрын
wait.... that's really a thing? i literally just learned this at 36 years old...
@patchoulidrop
@patchoulidrop 4 жыл бұрын
🙄
@lucarossi8442
@lucarossi8442 4 жыл бұрын
I am a guy and thank God my father never did this...it would have been absolutely weird and inappropriate. My father never known anything about my sexuality and it is only right...sex is a private and personal thing.
@LycanLink
@LycanLink 4 жыл бұрын
@@lucarossi8442 Yeah, joking aside, that sounds bonkers. I would NEVER want my father teaching me about masturbation and that I should "get out there and masturbate." It doesn't even really matter what your sexuality is either, in this regard - it would DEFINITELY be gross, weird, and insanely uncomfortable! D:
@ravissary79
@ravissary79 4 жыл бұрын
@@LycanLink yeah the jokes just totally missed 90% of men by so many miles she hit Canada when aiming for Florida. Shame is a daily companion for a lot of boys, and most dad's don't give boys "the talk" till much later when it's basically too late, so they change the subject as fast as possible. She has quite the imagination.
@minifarmbarns5303
@minifarmbarns5303 3 жыл бұрын
I eat chicken because I like it. Not because of it's desire to be eaten.
@whyskyd
@whyskyd 3 жыл бұрын
That's why I eat it any way I want it. Often raw.
@andyhudgins9443
@andyhudgins9443 2 жыл бұрын
That
@michaelhulsey201
@michaelhulsey201 4 жыл бұрын
This is why you eat it from the back.. Call me, April....lol
@michaelhulsey201
@michaelhulsey201 4 жыл бұрын
@James 23 LOL that's so gross but so funny! Obvs after she showered!
@billgreenidge6740
@billgreenidge6740 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, but she's actually given us (men) some valuable info.
@TheTwinkiefoot
@TheTwinkiefoot 4 жыл бұрын
Have you not had these conversations before?
@billgreenidge6740
@billgreenidge6740 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheTwinkiefoot I have.The fact is that because the Male ego is so fragile, many if not most of us walk around thinking we're doing everything just right.
@Helenheaven22
@Helenheaven22 4 жыл бұрын
@@billgreenidge6740 and women who fake the orgasms aren't helping anything either.
@dwightdodd3734
@dwightdodd3734 2 жыл бұрын
little tiny circles......................
@javiacustico
@javiacustico 3 жыл бұрын
ohhh "two in the pink and one in the stink".. The Shocker, one of the best Steel Panther songs
@SherriMiller-uk8bk
@SherriMiller-uk8bk 8 ай бұрын
Great work!
@timmorris3056
@timmorris3056 3 жыл бұрын
"If the Shocker doesn't Rock her...Spock her!" 😁
@yosmith100
@yosmith100 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@andytay5507
@andytay5507 4 жыл бұрын
when I saw the pic, at first I thought it was a young Wynonna Judd.
@SovereignStatesman
@SovereignStatesman 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Carrot-top without the props.
@brucefouts974
@brucefouts974 3 жыл бұрын
SVU..lol
@theTrend7
@theTrend7 3 жыл бұрын
"The Shocker?" 🙊😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
@abellopez.
@abellopez. 3 жыл бұрын
I have seen many Female and Male comedians, both funny and unfunny. I often silently cheer for and enjoy jokes if they're good. But that stew joke made me laugh out loud.
@frankierays
@frankierays 2 жыл бұрын
Funny and accurate. My advice for men? Tell your partner “all I want to hear you say is harder, softer, faster or slower.”
@TerryB751
@TerryB751 4 жыл бұрын
Have to check out the alligator masks for the next trip to the adult fantasy store.
@konigderwelt2174
@konigderwelt2174 2 жыл бұрын
Sitting there in the first row with your phone making a video of someone who is Standing right in front of you just feels weird.
@robertnelson-il3yc
@robertnelson-il3yc 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much
@laurapickman9415
@laurapickman9415 4 жыл бұрын
I love her. Laughed till I cried. Thank you.
@rb8058
@rb8058 4 жыл бұрын
April Macie is what you get if Angie Everhard had done stand up. Look it up, kiddies.
@daviddegraff5137
@daviddegraff5137 4 жыл бұрын
Hot redheads!!!
@jenibeeB
@jenibeeB 3 жыл бұрын
I'll make you my dog...🧛‍♀️
@Scorch428
@Scorch428 3 жыл бұрын
Everhard, thats me. always ready for a go.
@jsilverstein2359
@jsilverstein2359 4 жыл бұрын
I’m dying of laughter. Thank you. Spectacular.
@charlibaltimore7641
@charlibaltimore7641 2 жыл бұрын
When she grabbed the chair, I died!! Lmbo!
@ambientsentient
@ambientsentient 2 жыл бұрын
Just laughed out loud at the gym- had to stop doing reps because I was busting a gut🤣🤣🤣
@timgottschall6480
@timgottschall6480 4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie. That stung. Would def see her in person someday.
@donaldtoonsberry832
@donaldtoonsberry832 3 жыл бұрын
Loser
@23ofSeptember
@23ofSeptember 4 жыл бұрын
She kind of stole Robin Williams joke, but used a chair instead of hairy arms.
@25TheCaveMan
@25TheCaveMan 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone else recognized that too
@mssk8boardp
@mssk8boardp 4 жыл бұрын
Is there a link? I'd love to see it
@23ofSeptember
@23ofSeptember 4 жыл бұрын
@@mssk8boardp Search for Robin Williams Viagra - Women do we look like this?
@mssk8boardp
@mssk8boardp 4 жыл бұрын
@@23ofSeptember thanks!
@sean9177
@sean9177 4 жыл бұрын
I think she stole everyone's joke
@sekritskworl-sekrit_studios
@sekritskworl-sekrit_studios 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO That was INCREDIBLE!!!
@whogotbarslikethese7563
@whogotbarslikethese7563 4 жыл бұрын
I love the way this was shot. Visually looks better than any special I've ever seen
@Scorch428
@Scorch428 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisOnez718 I thought it was fine. The part with the stool wouldnt have been as funny if it was just a natural straight on comedy special shot.
@tometojus3514
@tometojus3514 3 жыл бұрын
You know what wasn't a shocker? This comedian's material.
@billydakid362
@billydakid362 2 жыл бұрын
this guy sucks at sex lol
@thewholemessprinciple
@thewholemessprinciple 2 жыл бұрын
"Tiny circles"...this is the simplest, best advice for female pleasure. I didn't know how to touch myself until I was 25 and this was the missing bit of information.
@Ghostrider2080
@Ghostrider2080 3 жыл бұрын
This Lady April is so funny she has a GOOD career to bring us laughs during this time.. GOD BLESS YOU @April Macie
@borghiire
@borghiire 4 жыл бұрын
So true!!! I always keep my eyes closed too lol
@joepowell3740
@joepowell3740 3 жыл бұрын
Hello Irene
@jameshassel5838
@jameshassel5838 3 жыл бұрын
As long as your not rough, an move around slow ,feel her vibes, make it last long...30 .45 minutes or longer , sound an her movements let's you know were the best spots are. Remember that she will want more.
@dwightdodd3734
@dwightdodd3734 2 жыл бұрын
true..................
@jamesotisjr2322
@jamesotisjr2322 4 жыл бұрын
find the little salty spot and never give it a moments rest
@orleansartist6095
@orleansartist6095 3 жыл бұрын
That comment made me sigh. Good sigh not bad
@billyclub56
@billyclub56 3 жыл бұрын
😆👍 I'm using that!
@dormetheus
@dormetheus 3 жыл бұрын
That's the urethra, bro!
@mannylugz5872
@mannylugz5872 2 жыл бұрын
Keep a towel besides you as your face will get wet like you dipped it into a bowl of jelly.
@hugohackenbush1554
@hugohackenbush1554 2 жыл бұрын
Funniest comic I've watched in 2022.
@tyeedwrds
@tyeedwrds 3 жыл бұрын
If he's a inch or 2 off, wouldn't it be her responsibility to say, "no honey a little more to the right, faster, slower.." isn't she participating? A guy never hesitates to direct! If it's not good for her, she should be willing to say something! Most guys are more than willing to give and learn how to make it better! Why? Because we like being able to do it again!
@bigbrainplays3007
@bigbrainplays3007 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@rickjamz
@rickjamz 3 жыл бұрын
Silly, that's asking too much. We are supposed to be mind readers with 6 inch tongues, 6 pack abs, 6 feet tall making 6 figures a year. How dare you expect THEM to give feedback.
@brennam954
@brennam954 3 жыл бұрын
@@rickjamz incel alert lol "women only want alpha chads!!!" Men, on the other hand, never have unrealistic expectations of women. EVER. lol keep dreaming
@navybloo
@navybloo 3 жыл бұрын
It's a joke lol a comedian said it chill out
@silvia2641
@silvia2641 3 жыл бұрын
Most guys being willing to be directed is definitely an overstatement. A lot of the time it hurts their ego and they want to move on to something else 🙃
@jeremyvasquez9508
@jeremyvasquez9508 3 жыл бұрын
Tis why 69 is amazing. Don't have to look at each other. Just get in the bidness
@bobma6342
@bobma6342 3 жыл бұрын
I get dizzy
@salsadancer4965
@salsadancer4965 4 жыл бұрын
I love this woman.
@fsj197811
@fsj197811 3 жыл бұрын
That was good, thanks for sharing!
@stevetruth2696
@stevetruth2696 2 жыл бұрын
Let me just say as a guy you have to love doing it. I do so I have developed a lot of skills and yep, it took time. Speed up the process and ask them how they like it. Now get to work and don't stop until they need IV fluids.
@jeffgillson
@jeffgillson 4 жыл бұрын
Rarely does a female comedian tackle this type of material well. I am impressed. Going to have to search this woman’s material out. Usually they come off either slutty (in a off-putting way) or like they are trying to do a role reversal and act like they have male perspective. This was simultaneously- funny, familiar and fresh. Bravo.
@SovereignStatesman
@SovereignStatesman 3 жыл бұрын
"Rarely does a female comedian tackle this type of material well." And she left that record unbroken.
@37Dionysos
@37Dionysos 3 жыл бұрын
My Dad said "get out there and grab all the tail you can," adding that I should beat hell out of anybody coming near my sister.
@keeperzero
@keeperzero 3 жыл бұрын
She looks like the grown up version of Bride of Chucky
@ronnyshama
@ronnyshama 4 жыл бұрын
This woman is super hot & beyond hilarious
@Glocktopus129
@Glocktopus129 4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Psychol-Snooper
@Psychol-Snooper 4 жыл бұрын
Not creepy. Not one bit.
@ojpimpson3343
@ojpimpson3343 4 жыл бұрын
She hilarious? Not at all...just another female comic talking about sex...nothing special.
@Psychol-Snooper
@Psychol-Snooper 4 жыл бұрын
@@ojpimpson3343 Why would you telegraph that you are an incel like that?
@Psychol-Snooper
@Psychol-Snooper 4 жыл бұрын
@@_s_t_r_a_v_i Ayo, you just get a new coat of bitchwash on your mangina? You calling me out looking like a rejected poster child of the Aryan Brotherhood, "Travis?"
@jacobdayhuff4952
@jacobdayhuff4952 4 жыл бұрын
This lady has me Rollin the whole time XD
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