what my fbi agent hears in my discord calls

[@CircleToonsHD]

and this was a pretty tame night honestly

[@milkcultleader2706]

It was _what?_

[@toymangamer121]

your mother

[@theprimatefederation]

Correct, very much so

[@sirdeserter]

I'd believe it.

[@kixen13]

What 😨

[@CK9C]

The chaotic energy is too perfect

[@kiarara7014]

Yo my chilli rad music maker

[@PR0X.1M1TY]

Agreed

[@lecreep6949]

Hey I remember u

[@Polyglot_English]

Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙 🤙

[@invasion-f8y]

I see what you did there

[@stellarino2334]

You know it’s getting real when the group howl turns into a group monkey ambush attack

[@souzouker]

The FBI would never find the hidden secret code behind those howls

[@psoodoe9897]

If you decode the howls you get a zodiac-style admission to 11 murders in the local area.

[@daystars6479]

*monke

[@captainsquare6735]

My when the sniper monkey finds me

[@omegaspace5559]

XD

[@epicgamer-bazingawarrior1337]

The absolute foreshadowing to release something like this

[@DerekMurdoc-o7d]

*thousand mile stare and just nods* Reminds me of the jasonafex story where he cucked a guy and his wife

[@PipPanoma]

He's so distraught he's smoking his cigarette the wrong way

[@mrmr_zoomie]

The lowest of lows.

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

"Lisa Lisa, y-your cigarette is backwards!"

[@Wapolville_Mayor]

ojoj

[@crusader_gaming8273]

I would smoke it backwards too if I had to listen to some animals everyday 24/7

[@billyloomis5792]

@@goldenhydreigon4727 OMG

[@Kwiteee]

ruglar office job

[@bagagalion]

agreed

[@redrenegade566]

ملصق سوسي حلال

[@oddwierl6406]

Nixon

[@FurretAnimationsIsEpic]

kwite awesome comment

[@electropenguin5095]

@@redrenegade566 yes

[@t8rat]

Squizzy: *dying inside and outside* FBI agent: Her power is too strong

[@Akira-cd2qs]

Coach?

[@kvg7518]

Is 1t her?

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear t8

[@kvg7518]

@@AxxLAfriku i advice you to get help by going to doctor

[@involvedhail1788]

Wouldn’t it be a CIA agent since she lives outside of the us

[@0verezee]

"ok guys group howl!" *yells racial slurs*

[@SleepyPlushy]

*Racist moments*

[@HellfireDoesCringe]

He’s acting like this isn’t normal for a discord call

[@elbinopaper4629]

Give him a break, it's his first day on the job

[@treefrog2923]

@@elbinopaper4629 we should give him a break, shouldn't we?

[@vive335]

It’s not normal, because I wasn’t invited

[@treefrog2923]

@@vive335 hah-

[@saycheesemusic]

you’re not wrong

[@CrownePrince]

It's not a Discord call until at least 3 people are shouting over each other.

[@ThomasMBlank]

I guess you can say that I've never been in a discord call because I only have 1 friend 😎

[@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng]

@@ThomasMBlank so true bff

[@gooniez_z]

You mean four

[@IceboundCat6]

It's called Discord for a reason...

[@lukebee1152]

so fucking true

[@ShortHax]

And here I am, probably on the watchlist, after searching 'tnt recipe in Minecraft'

[@kokichiouma1622]

you are everywhere, truly we cannot escape thee

[@ShortHax]

@Byakuya Togami What a sinister plot you sow to try to destroy me. Truly you have better ways to spend your hard earned time.

[@ShortHax]

@@kokichiouma1622 Monokuma is omnipresent and omnipotent, puhuhuhuhu ;)

[@MrAsianPie]

I'm on the list for searching the same thing too! (Just without the Minecraft part)

[@scrunklepunk]

"NO, see, i threatened to bomb google headquarters in mountain view, california at 6:00AMPST in MINECRAFT.. see its different"

[@joao_raiden]

your FBI agent must be ashamed of all the shit you did

[@spingleboygle]

yeah

[@stillmeme493]

Exactly

[@reginald119]

I think he needs a therapist

[@WowSuchGaming]

0:23 no wonder he's stressed, he lit the cig backwards

[@camdenrodriguez7881]

Ah I see your a man of culture

[@craazyy22]

How da fuck didn't i notice that earlier xD

[@gagiibaaji2774]

Yeah

[@A_E_A_U_I_O]

Jojo fan: wait... Is that... IS THAT... *Monke noises and scream*

[@dontdrinkthewater5097]

"Why you wouldn't survive the discord invasion."

[@DrewOnTinder]

I don’t understand why he’s sad. I would join in.

[@uhhhmean]

maybe hes normal

[@doomedcells5994]

He's sad because he can't join in, he has no microphone :(

[@tnturnip]

He's sad because he *can't* join in.

[@lamegameguy]

Good question

[@skylarwhitey0]

He heard so many shit that he shouldn't hear

[@ryan_1314]

I once joined a call to a guy yelling "CAWM ON INGERLAND, SCORE SUM FAWKIN GOALS" while ram ranch was playing in the background

[@senorlechuga8832]

Chad

[@heroofslime9639]

18 naked cowboy in the shower at ram ranch

[@NeroMai]

@@heroofslime9639 Big, hard, throbbing co-

[@thebigwheeze6667]

I see this as an absolute win

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

@@NeroMai Too bad I'm not into that.

[@apenasmaisumdiogo.7115]

Her having a knife on the wall seems so ominous now...

[@Vinesus]

Oh good Lordy lord

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

That's why I do all my secret messages by shooting words into the walls in a multiplayer fps.

[@kiarara7014]

Ok my radical broski!

[@errortryagainlater4240]

1: sneak into the enemy base 2: ignore their loot and any unsuspecting snipe-able players 3: use bullets to draw a picture of a 🍆 on their wall 4: they might win the match, but *you have won the war*

[@Polyglot_English]

Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙 🤙 🤙

[@ravioliravioligivemethefor3131]

i do that except irl

[@TREX_04]

Genius

[@kindlethekitsune]

“Is this group a threat to the country?” *Slowly moves mouse to yes*

[@AmaryInkawult]

A threat to our collective sanity? Yes A threat to our collective safety? No

[@troyklein6379]

@@AmaryInkawult couldn't put it better myself

[@Love_Lunatic]

We watched the video too you know.

[@interestingthinkingman7278]

yes that is what happened

[@nicholasmorgan7609]

@@AmaryInkawult indeed

[@mr_redmadman3837]

Actual footage of a discord call.

[@tisushi1852]

Yes lmao

[@TokenMCPE]

facts

[@markfaites]

i felt bad when the fbi agents heard you beat the shit out of your partner and threaten them with a knife damn

[@iflushedmydogdownthedrain2086]

her fbi agent had to look at her hard drive

[@takikarin2330]

"Group howl!" Squizzy: *monke noises intensify*

[@sexyknighttriking8593]

Praise the sun

[@SoggyBolls]

@@sexyknighttriking8593 Y E S

[@L1qu1d-2qu1d]

Squizzy never can escape monke

[@parryking6009]

@@sexyknighttriking8593 beat me too it

[@ALottaBees]

"Group howl" has now infected my discord servers with howling and monke noises, great content

[@snoanashi1597]

where's "Group Moan"?

[@dfquartzidn6151]

@@snoanashi1597 *Multiple people start moaning sensually in Discord vc* FBI/NSA agent: *Takes off their headphones and walks away*

[@sparkusclark6176]

"Group Howl" or "How to worship The Wild while at larp" xD

[@lambofjudah8231]

I played war of rights one time and when we charged we all made chimpanzee noises as we stabbed the entire enemy team to death. It was a humbling experience

[@dfquartzidn6151]

@@lambofjudah8231 The perks of true friendship, lmao.

[@SonicHaXD]

I'm impressed the mom can handle all the shouting XD

[@handfulmousefly]

That's what the vacuum's for

[@-Iucas]

E

[@genkoti]

Where do you think they learned it from?

[@HT_Tony]

Lmao

[@AsherLogan129]

@@handfulmousefly exactly

[@fox5951]

Fun Fact! The knife in squizzy’s wall is a reference to how she would beat her partners with deadly weapons.

[@Specklini_art]

LMAOOOOO

[@kornelius9811]

Nice! But where’s the evidence on that though, outside of accusations and ‘’claims’’?

[@Specklini_art]

@@kornelius9811 she admitted??

[@HerbivoreEnthusiast]

​@@kornelius9811 defending a vile human being 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

[@aleksa44]

​@@kornelius9811Nice opinion buddy, next time, keep it to yourself 💪👍👊

[@alexmay9095]

"is this individual a threat to the country?" "group howl" *yes*

[@polakrodak8538]

Wow. 1,5k likes ans no comments

[@nuclearicebreaker]

furries are absolutely a threat

[@LordSaladbar1]

“Is this group a threat to the country?” *Starts moving mouse towards Yes*

[@dreamydailine]

They're CLEARLY too powerful for them to handle.

[@WolfGr33d]

To be fair, I would too but during the 'group howl'.

[@w_ldan]

"Is this group a threat to my mental health?" "Fucking YES" -fbi

[@Pep_Lxwd]

Yes that appears to be the joke

[@PkorniBoi]

I too have watched the video

[@AlexanderDonahue]

He’s not an FBI agent he’s just the guy who doesn’t really talk

[@anduro7448]

"is this group a threat to soceity"

[@remini_]

@@anduro7448 it just from the game their playing its fine

[@Master_YYoda]

Lol

[@gabeyman9587]

@@birdhippi712 eh same

[@Funniestofallkryo]

Istg i will stay silent in calls like these

[@Concerned_Custodian]

WELL THIS AGED POORLY

[@WillGeo15]

Group howl Eveyone else: *howling noises* Squizzy: monke

[@Redlinkz1235]

RETUERN TO MOKE

[@weebaliba8589]

Hey, look at this M O N K E.

[@fish8887]

Fly like birb Return to monke Evolve to crabs

[@princesoraru7268]

AOOOOOOOOOOWOWOWWOWOAAAWWOWOWOOWAAAAAAAOOOOOAOWOWOWOWOWO

[@masonberry5385]

She cannot escape monke no matter how hard she tries

[@Andthenyeahhh]

This man is so fed up he's smoking his cigarette backwards

[@shaiffrittervan9771]

Yeah if it was me, i would switch places with my dog

[@squeaky1963]

Some people i know do that. They say it makes the hit more powerful also because they like the taste of the cigarette ash

[@dagda1180]

@@squeaky1963 *What*

[@PoggerMilo]

@@squeaky1963 well, then

[@yannickrobotnik8308]

@@squeaky1963 Bullshit. Nobody smokes the Filter...

[@spikey0245]

I love how everyone has a normal room but Squizzy lives in this shed somewhere in the desert with her mum vacuuming sand

[@LiterallySoManyBears]

Thats australia for ya

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

Africa.

[@magemash2390]

Wait that's not normal?

[@hannibalburgers477]

aussieland

[@hannibalburgers477]

ya know, the place hitler born

[@InternetAutist]

What a fun creator I hope they aren't hiding something sinister like domestic violence!

[@I-Be-Me-Just-See]

"You have to take Squizzy out" "For a hangout right?" "..." "F-for a hangout right?"

[@NotAGeySer]

For a *walk* Jimmy.

[@urmomsmellslikeoldspice2239]

"Hey guys I have this pokemon card her name is serena." God i love this quote

[@Mr.Skeleton-El]

Not trying to ruin anything, but tsareena is an actual pokemon and is what he said

[@pluviocore]

@@Mr.Skeleton-El Probopass too

[@beauregard6291]

@@Mr.Skeleton-El did he say Tsareena or Serena like the trainer/trainer card?

[@merkwastaken8166]

Same

[@MDLuffy1234YT]

Isasereeeeeeeena

[@janusalternate5260]

yo i wonder if he heard all the abuse and racism too

[@vinylwubs6987]

Imagine being so astounded with the kids your monotoring that you smoke your cigarette from the wrong end

[@mewithyouu]

No filter, we die like men

[@TheShadowproz]

Lmao

[@johntravolta8389]

basically on tiktok or furry conventions.

[@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179]

@@johntravolta8389 c'mon, clearly one's more dangerous than the other

[@vappyreon1176]

@@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179 yeah tiktok literally has people stealing toilets

[@someguywhohatesstuff2870]

Cant imagine how even worst it is for Sr Pelo's FBI agent, he is alone, and his already THAT loud

[@cadabreon6743]

@@tat4kingglassrat549 Yeah, I also watch Sr Pelo. *bdm tss*

[@tat4kingglassrat549]

@Mr.Springtrap When the Imposter is Sus

[@collinarter2470]

@Mr.Springtrap Don't forget how he absolutely MURDERED Santa.

[@ASquared544]

@@tat4kingglassrat549 Yet Squizzy lives in Australia and also has an FBI agent… curious

[@castle9165]

His FBI agent doesn't need a wiretap, it's that loud.

[@HollowKidneys]

group howl is the most terrifying thing i've heard all week.

[@chikirin9349]

you mean relatable

[@pixerhp]

@@chikirin9349 no

[@xavstersiseverywhere5090]

funny how nobody mentioned the fact that there is is two "all"s in the comment.

[@antisanity_]

*kill*

[@apfelbirne3846]

Lmao there is a knife in her room she gave us hints

[@StackableGoldMC]

"You know if we're being listened to by the government we might as well make their lives a bit miserable." moment.

[@thomaswhite3059]

Based

[@LunarTheB3AN]

SANS IS MINE

[@kanzie4393]

@@LunarTheB3AN w h a t

[@StarboyXL9]

@@thomaswhite3059 And unimaginably Terry-pilled

[@GGLiEx]

this is literally exactly ehat a friend of mine and i do on phone calls XD. calling trigger words and then shittalking the agents. just annoIng them

[@randompeep8698]

"The age of consent in my house is 15 minutes." I'm sorry, what?

[@TR1CLIP]

he said 13 but sfdgrbny

[@denyhaguilar679]

FBI: **CONFUSED SCREAMING**

[@spacetacos7574]

Newborns:screaming

[@thatonecatwiththetophat]

You heard that too? Lmao.

[@seab4519]

“Is this group a threat to the country?”

[@Goose-pic]

Man's gonna need something stronger than a cigarette-

[@josephssecondchannel8651]

Meth

[@cy.istooshort]

bullet

[@lamegameguy]

New job

[@carrioff7067]

He was smoking it backwards

[@Fail-harold]

Nicotine has nothing on this man at this point

[@LUVG3N3SIS]

Thanks, Punk Duck. Now we have context for why Squizzy had a knife in the wall during the video!

[@grandpastories1483]

The group: "Let's make howl noises" Squizzy: "Reject howl return to monke"

[@No-longer-using]

Monke

[@INWMI]

MOOONKEE

[@spacetacos7574]

Howling monkeys:-_-

[@Anon13430]

howler monke

[@brokenyellowstone7799]

GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKE

[@justsome500yearoldwithsmug2]

Parents "The internet is dangerous!" What the internet actually is

[@slysamuel5902]

So it’s still dangerous? Especially to the country?

[@TheAmazingToma2003]

@@slysamuel5902 "yes"

[@radiokunio3738]

Mean even i wouldn't feel safe around squizzy, while nothing horrible she's done some questionable things.

[@empty_set_]

SHUT IT DOWN

[@dontkickmychick6076]

@@radiokunio3738 I'm into it

[@vanessameow1902]

"Group howling" is the real life equivalent of "Reject humanity return to monke"

[@vallenthedragon8411]

I hate you so much for ruining that. Take my like and begone.

[@christopherthompson5400]

@Bert these sesame streets are hard huh?

[@skipthefox4858]

Reject humanity, return to wolf Guys I think the furries were right about something

[@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б]

@@skipthefox4858 instructions unclear,returned to fox.

[@skipthefox4858]

@@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б that’s even better

[@OriginalMelonLord]

what a funny animator I sure hope she creator didn’t abuse their boyfriend or something

[@localidiot6812]

I like how everyone has a great gaming setup and Squizzy just has a knife in the wall.

[@trundenthebad]

I was always the squizzy in the discord group.

[@tophergrallison]

@@trundenthebad your past tense usage is the saddest thing ever.

[@dor748]

@@tophergrallison Sounds depressing honestly.

[@tophergrallison]

@@dor748 the end of fun

[@SIyMarbo]

when you are the poorest but happiest i am the Squizzy too relatable Awwooo uhahAhAah ahh ah

[@aquilesramses]

Everyone:yelling SomethingEsleYT: AnD I GoT a PoKiMoN CaRd ItS a SeReNa

[@cheeseycrouton]

tsareena* sorry

[@steellleets1862]

@@cheeseycrouton he clearly said serena

[@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE]

it’s a sssssssssserena

[@LunaMane]

What was the other Pokemon card?

[@iDevandra]

@@steellleets1862 but tsareena is pronounced as serena lol

[@misterosas727]

To be completely honest this is one of the most accurate videos ever. Even down to the monkey sounds.

[@SemiCommma]

*comment*

[@misterosas727]

@@SemiCommma Comment

[@munkaccino]

I bet he hears a lot of n-words too, hard R

[@jacobprout5097]

Hey, love your mandalore stuff thanks for using the power of art to pressure him to make that arcanum video. Hopefully it comes out soon.

[@teguhilhami5894]

they* troll

[@munkaccino]

@@teguhilhami5894 I was refering to the fbi agent?

[@acur0ssu]

no one cares about n-words bruh, except of stupid Twitch

[@TobyFoxOkay]

“Sorry, my mums vacuuming” is the most Australian thing ever to say over a voice chat

[@iforgotmydamnname6325]

*Russian

[@blepies1692]

Is vacuuming an Australian thing? If so i guess that explains why my room so messy.

[@guyinachair]

The only thing closed captions even attempted was group howl.

[@Temariaaa]

And the word "is" a few seconds before it lol

[@Red_Steampunker]

I only got “group” that’s it.

[@thecousinwithaforesaken]

Group how

[@ExhaustedAmateur]

@@Red_Steampunker same

[@ExhaustedAmateur]

I found almost all of the video incomprehensible, so I didn't even think that the captions would do much better either

[@ClownWrldUSA]

Squizzy's mom vacuuming the desert outside Squizzy's shed.

[@JeremyFinch42]

IT TOOK ME LITERALLY 12 DIFFERENT REWATCHES AND SEEING YOUR COMMENT TO NOTICE THAT.

[@zirconlarin1885]

Gotta get all that sand 👍

[@Draggobuttboi]

@@zirconlarin1885 It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere!

[@Emrirwastaken]

Hes got a knife in the wall Incase his mom vacuums a little top long

[@michaellee4463]

This video is so unrealistic, squizzy doesn't say the N-word once

[@goopyhead]

This video is so unrealistic, quizzy doesn't deafen to hit their partner in the face once!

[@The-Hell]

This video is so unrealistic, squizzy doesn't even abuse any animals!

[@Willxdn]

Tbh a fave youtuber of mine said that if you ever wanna play with her, she’ll probably spit out among us and fall guys jokes nonstop until you get annoyed. Basically my fave youtuber was friend with punk and then later on the girlfriend harassing him

[@B0nk7948]

@Michael Lee shut up this is just a funny little video that has nothing to do with the person herself. If you wanna show your displeasure for slurs and abuse go support Black Lives Matter and anti abuse things.

[@B0nk7948]

A video doesn’t have to be bad just because the creator is a bad person.

[@rasputingrigori7378]

Chaos unfolding within the chat. SomeThingElse: These are my pokemon cards.

[@Helicopter7]

O

[@LunaMane]

I heard Tsareena, but I can't figure out what the other Pokemon card he said was.

[@y8DlQS9HKP79gRPrQZq]

@@LunaMane serena

[@LunaMane]

@@y8DlQS9HKP79gRPrQZq I know he said Tsareena, the Alola region Grass-type and not the new character Serena, but I was talking about the other name he said.

[@Pneuma_Star]

There's 3 types of discord group chat members 1. The one that goes ape shit crazy at the drop of a hat 2. The really serious one that shouts when frustrated in a game 3. The one that somehow gets no affect from the insanely cursed shouting and continues sharing stories nicely

[@hoffer_moment]

4. the one who is typically calm but will randomly make duck noises and squeals

[@PorktatoesSSRB]

one more....the dude that has a Fan constantly blowing into the Mic

[@s0.diviine]

2 when I play warzone 3 when we play literally any other game

[@mochalatte8362]

5. The only person who is not insane Yet...

[@EHasbun675]

I am a combination of 2 and 3 tbh

[@GoldenTheaterYT]

It’s even funnier that he’s smoking the cigarette backwards

[@peaceomolola9230]

hes not

[@peaceomolola9230]

@@GoldenTheaterYT since he can't smoke on he job the right way is not t osmoke, therefore it is correct

[@peaceomolola9230]

@@GoldenTheaterYT Google that

[@GoldenTheaterYT]

@@peaceomolola9230 bruh

[@teratoma.]

@@peaceomolola9230 the most pathetic backpedaling i have ever seen LMAO

[@chinggiskhan6678]

Your FBI agent has a long record of your abuse history in hand

[@coralpet]

Everyone literally on a verge of a mental breakdown: SomethingElseYT: proceeds to discuss his new Pokémon Card

[@foolishmuleth6757]

They have already been broken

[@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire]

he got a pro-buh-pass too

[@boodee4865]

Lol 💀 that's my friend meanwhile me and my other friends are screaming and then my friend it's just discussing Pokemon cards...

[@umbreonstellarisedits]

@@pluviocore but now, i wonder, what was the last card he had?

[@1Up2081]

@@umbreonstellarisedits Hippopotas.

[@bigboicarlos5041]

I love how he’s disturbed that he doesn’t notice that he’s smoking the ass end of the cigarette

[@radar4817]

Someone that finally noticed that

[@KHALI_SEAWEED]

"ass end"

[@windego64]

@@KHALI_SEAWEED decapitated

[@ichabodcrane9479]

Nice spot

[@thepotatogod_-]

This was definitely an actual conversation

[@nota3281]

POV you're listening to Hyojin abuse her Ex

[@jackmeyers7805]

I like to think he smokes his cigarettes backwards on purpose.

[@Drekromancer]

0:23

[@Im_taking_this_one]

lol

[@somebody3150]

he's so broken he doesn't even realize it

[@shawellminoe]

Hmmm I sense jojo reference

[@orctrihar]

Gouvernement secret

[@thelionoob]

what mine hears: "is tomato sauce a type of soup?" "what if it's actually a type of juice" "hey can someone buy me a bagel, I'm hungry" *someone starts whistling megalovania for no reason*

[@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186]

I’m sorry, WHAT.

[@NotExactlySans]

We routinely have someone attempting to convince us that cereal is a type of soup, hot dog is a sandwich, shit like this that just starts a (not serious) yelling argument xD

[@Budget_Asian]

for me its frightened screaming when me and my friends get low in an fps game or die and my one patriotic friend playing union dixy, politics, or some random memes through his mic

[@Dennis_Ryan_Lynch]

Ngl I’d probably be the megalovania guy

[@KylerLiam]

What mine Hears: *shut, my mom is near me* *DISCONECTO ARASKALDA* *aEaEaEaE* *wolf pants.*

[@Gatsby_OW]

"Group howl!" Squizzy: _Return to Monke_

[@nobody7204]

Squizzy FBI agent should have looked a bit further into it...

[@FrankKnife1]

It's about fucking time I saw a comment like this. I scrolled for a good minute

[@darkbruh887]

took me long enough to find a comment like this

[@e2b265]

@@darkbruh887Yall know you can just pick the Newest comments first right

[@darkbruh887]

@@e2b265 now i do lol

[@h.p.lovecraftscat4945]

@@e2b265 banana

[@AlexCruz-uq9md]

“You know what the age of consent in my house is? 13 minutes.” I died💀💀💀

[@FlameJackstar]

You were able to make out anything in this audio mess?

[@ProggyRainy]

@@FlameJackstar I made that out too lol

[@roofogato]

stamp?

[@one_boi1277]

@@roofogato 0:26

[@MAX_DJM]

XDDDDD

[@CSGhostAnimation]

NSA scanning for keywords like Terrorist, Bomb, IDF All of them forced to listen to me and the boys playing CSGO

[@jammo7370]

Ya boi gets put on the list after googling “best ways to defend hostages in office”

[@lynkroivas3426]

XD

[@jakeb.7997]

IDF is a key word? That’s not good…..I searched that up looking up the weapons from World war Z

[@Tendity]

hi cs ghost!

[@cowanvalis5640]

This was the “Special Assignment” he was promised

[@Gremlor]

It's "special" alright

[@savary5050]

What

[@whydidyoutubeaddthisthing69420]

Now her FBI agent heard something super serious on her tweets

[@snyder3837]

"is this group a threat to the country?" Is that even a question?

[@josephtheoracle3344]

Yeah of course there a threat

[@cheryx8904]

@@josephtheoracle3344 nuke em'

[@exterminater267]

You even have that one dude who doesnt play any games but is talking nonsensically on his own about random shit in his life. This is perfect.

[@MasterEth]

Bruh when she said "sorry, my mom is vacuuming", I felt that

[@fleas.]

Well this aged terribly

[@samibates775]

sure did

[@FunniGang69]

Why? Like, what happened for it to age badly?

[@hx7004]

@@FunniGang69 Squizzy said the n-word multiple times in vc with her friends. She got caught on one of her friends' twitch streams and she's kinda hated now by many. Her being racist isn't new though, this has been known for years but people forgot, the newest thing about her is that she's been an abusive partner.

[@samibates775]

@@FunniGang69 squizzy ended up to be an awful person and an abuser is the shortest answer you’ll get here

[@FunniGang69]

@@hx7004 and @Sami Bates Oh damn, well i didnt know, thanks

[@toastytoast2653]

A typical public vc (ones I usually experience) That one guy rapping about the constellations. The one with the worst mic to ever exist. That one person who constantly having terrible wifi and keeps cutting out. That one person who has an atomic reactor sounding up in their house. That person who's inside a jet engine. And you.

[@petrolheadsconcupiscence8081]

That’s so true! Couldn’t agree more.

[@brodster7042]

Atomic reactors don’t really sound like anything but the rest are true

[@NuclearRaven13]

@@brodster7042 Well it's an atomic reactor that has the meltdown warning siren sound 24/7.

[@jojocat2653]

Hi

[@brodster7042]

@@NuclearRaven13 oh ok

[@mrvinyee7539]

i fucking died of laughter with "my mom is vacuuming"

[@MochaFur1]

"XD"

[@redman7775]

"Boss, the missing link is on a call again..." 'This is your last call, Jeremy. You retire next week' "Just one more..."

[@arnahunas4048]

I hope your FBI agent saw what you did to PunkDuck

[@ajdude9]

FBI Agent was so stressed he ended up smoking his cigarette backwards.

[@treefrog2923]

He was?!?

[@Scanlaid]

@@treefrog2923 orange bit is usually the filter. I've done that when it's dark / I'm shithoused or not thinking. Easy to take a drag or two before the WTF?!

[@BigDogBandit]

I have learned 2 things. 1: zalinki is your fbi agent 2: why did you hurt zalinki

[@gataylor6982]

Im glad i wasnt the only one to see that

[@zopfee]

Don't hurt zalinki

[@november382]

"You know what the age of consent in my house is? Fifteen min-" "Okay everybody, group howl!"

[@StarboyXL9]

gotta cover up the evidence!

[@aniahliepard]

I’m the part where the guy’s just innocently talking about his Pokémon cards

[@SCS2158]

Lmao

[@dor748]

Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation…

[@aniahliepard]

@@dor748 Oh my god

[@kunnivore2641]

@@dor748 *record scratch* *freeze frame*

[@TheRealUSAFlag]

Thay part reminded me of my brother in the background of every call XD

[@cc-vidsyt]

The “sorry my mom is vacuuming” is so true Not sure about the group howl tho

[@AngeliteEntyshak]

Absolutely missing out.

[@Mikasks]

Wait you don’t have that moment where everyone does the same noises for no reason?

[@cc-vidsyt]

@@Mikasks we do the monkey oos and aas but no howling

[@Mikasks]

@@cc-vidsyt okay yeah fair enough, me too. I never howled. Only the weird moans and monkey noises and the occasional screaming "LET'S GOOOOOOOO" for a full minute non-stop but never howled.

[@No-longer-using]

We just scream and blow into our mics. The only time I’ve had the monkey noises Is the monkey clan in rec room

[@krausercruz2780]

"Is this a threat to the country?" Fbi agent: i.... I don't know anymore..

[@universalsinewave7559]

😂

[@veljkostejic9866]

dude has heard some shit alright

[@omq1752]

the fact that he's so dead inside he accidentally smoked the wrong side of the cigarette

[@grinninggreen6750]

Honestly mine might be worse. Imagine, if you can, the ENTIRE group chat consisting of Squizzies; Squizzies who are all under a lot of stress while also hyped up on caffeine. Now picture those caffeineted Squizzies getting excited about ridiculous inside jokes and a temporarily stress free environment where they're free to shit talk each other over their head sets and team up in their quest for loot. Now you have a starting point for the fresh Hell that awaits the poor soul unfortunate enough to overhear our group chats.

[@soninh4357]

Inside joke is the most dangerous thing ever if someone outside hear it. It can either be sexist or racist without the context

[@juliam.426]

What games do you play?

[@FelisBX7]

@@soninh4357 Why not sexist and racist at the same time

[@niji_k]

@@FelisBX7 Now someone's talking.

[@Ziziwai]

What the heck is a “squizzie”

[@solitudeguard3138]

I, sure the floor wasn’t the only thing her mom was vacuuming

[@demigodofdestruction]

We a do little trolling

[@professionalburnerofcats.9832]

@@demigodofdestruction yes we a do

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@Zalhteck_Down oh, you know

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@Zalhteck_Down yep, so poorly executed that it reads like parody

[@chumlmao9177]

what my FBI agent hears when im abusing my boyfriend

[@StickMaster500]

The FBI agent was depressed not because of what he heard but because he couldn’t embrace monke

[@mswampertex7656]

Hi

[@returnosf5043]

The "Alright everybody, group howl!" being followed by immediate compliance suggests that despite the constant noise and talking over each other, they are all fully capable of listening and communicating. This isn't a particularly volatile night, it's *standard*

[@shaiffrittervan9771]

It's a way of life

[@MasterDragonPaladin]

@@shaiffrittervan9771 Definitely your typical discord group Lifestyle. Reminds me of Me and boys

[@StarboyXL9]

This is why they fear the gamers.

[@lizardbreathbiz988]

Two people playing siege, Rythm playing Ram Ranch, two other people having a conversation about cars, someone cursing at a game they are playing alone, and someone else screensharing something that no one is watching, and someone at least 3 of them are drunk or high. It's not much, but its home.

[@gilbert607]

dude... yeah

[@NaeveSnowsTavern]

Every reaction by the agent is because they know *Exactly* what squizzy has done.

[@MiyaPheonix]

Everyone says "who is your FBI agent" but never says "how is your FBI agent"

[@alistairlee7604]

F

[@Meme-vj2jc]

Squizzy and CircleToonsHD are just screaming like crazy and then there is SomethingElseYT innocent as hell.

[@zappyboooooi6043]

Yes

[@bludye2961]

Waiting for someone to do the pun

[@kharn2472]

Yeah just chilling with his Pokémon cards

[@gdottothegamer1001]

_innocent as hell._ hehe, I see what you did there

[@xylopony]

@@insulam821 BRUH

[@Memeyy]

Somethingelseyt: Talks about his pokimon card Everyone else: *yelling as loud as they can*

[@ThatOneCloudGuy]

damn you watched the video too???

[@SHRIIMPSUCKS]

I don't think that's what happened

[@pluviocore]

*pokemon

[@Memeyy]

@@pluviocore its actually pokimon

[@song6771]

This is the epitome of "hate the artist, love the art" of Sh-tposts. This thing is timeless.

[@dale4416]

When squizzy said monkey words, I felt that.

[@MaxieWolfe]

“Sawrrey me mums vacoomen” XD I love this more than anyone should