What NOT TO DO as a Policeman - La Noire VR Funny Moments

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[@liquidmorkiteaddict9669]

“Is this the end?” -Police guy who thought he could arrest a pissed off adult

[@waj-s2b]

While inception music plays

[@Ranstone]

Sounds like a comment left by a pissed off adult who would like to think he can't be arrested.

[@fuckleumanuken]

Number 6, Man urinates on fellow passager for not being allowed to smoke.Number 7, student watches porn and gets naked.Number 6, Man urinates on fellow passager for not being allowed to smoke.Number 7, student watches porn and gets naked.Number 6, Man urinates on fellow passager for not being allowed to smoke.​动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 😯 *starts beatboxing* 🎤Top 10 على هذا الرابط في ,Jah على أن يكون هناك في XXTENTACION أن تكون هذه الصفحه الان عن ت ب نعم على Moonlight Uh Spotlight uh ت أن وذلكshut 🔇your 🚹bubble 💭gum 🍬dum🤪dum😜skin♂tone♀chicken🐤bone🦴google🥽chrome🍊no🚫homo😍flip✌phone📱disowned😱ice🥶cream❄cone🍦garden🌻gnome👶extra➕chromosome 🧬metronome⏳dimmadome🎩genome🤨full🤰blown 💥monochrome⬜student👨‍🎓loan💰indiana🏃‍♂jones🗿over↘grown👴flint🤡stone🧗‍♀X‼and🔌Y💯chromosome 🧬metronome⏳dimmadome🎩genome🤨full🤰blown 💥monochrome⬜student👨‍🎓loan💰indiana🏃‍♂jones🗿over↘grown👴flint🤡stone🧗‍♀X‼and🔌Y💯chromosome 🧬friend😕zome🛤sylvester🤸‍♂stalone👴sierra🤸‍♀leone👵auto🤖zone🛤friend🤡zone👨‍⚕professional👁seen🥄silver👨‍👩‍👧patrone🚹big🧔headed👨‍🦲ass 🍑up🆙Sun 😩 is down, 👇👸 freezin' cold 🥜 That's how 😮 we 👶👥 already know 🤔 winter's ❄ here My dawg 🐕🐕 would 👪 prolly do it for ⌛🎁 a 👓 Louis belt That's 😏😐 just 🏼 all 🤔 he 👁🙎 know, 🤔 he 👨 don't know 💭 nothing else 🤔@everybody president obama was constantly chewing gum and then on top of that he took it out of his mouth then put it back you cant do it its disgustingA ver niño meco, que tu tengas dinero para comprarte mil mamadas de tus motos no te da el derecho de burlarte de gente que tiene que acceder a cosas más económicas debido a que no tienen lo suficiente para vivir. Ves que alguien tiene un accidente en una moto y tu respuesta al hecho es "Hahaha que pendejo eso le pasa por comprar motos chafas". Tu no mueves ni un dedo para ganar tu dinero, felicidades, que vida tan chida, pero hay gente que se la tiene que partir todo el día trabajando y apenas pueden vivir. Hay algo que se llama respeto y tus toneladas de dinero me cae de a madres que no te lo dan.99 في المائة من سكان الولايات المتحدة وأوروبا يعيشون تحت Suck my dicckسماء مليئة بالضوء من صنع الإنسان لدرجة أن درب التبانة أصبحBigغير مرئي تقريبًا. تم اختتام علاقتنا بالكون ، وتم حجبها ، وخسوفها بالمعنى الحرفي للكلمة. أستلقي مستيقظًا في الليل وأتأمل في هذا. لماذا ا؟ لأنني ولدتالمادة 1 يولد جميع الناس أحرارًا متساوين في الكرامة والحقوق. وقد وهبوا عقلاً وضميرًا وعليهم أن يعامل بعضهم بعضًا بروح الإخاء. المادة 2 لكل إنسان حق التمتع بكافة الحقوق والحريات الواردة في هذا الإعلان، دون أي تمييز، كالتمييز بسبب العنصر أو اللون أو الجنس أو اللغة أو الدين أو الرأي السياسي أو أي رأي آخر، أو الأصل الوطني أو الإجتماعي أو الثروة أو الميلاد أو أي وضع آخر، دون أية تفرقة بين الرجال والنساء. وفضلاً عما تقدم فلن يكون هناك أي تمييز أساسه الوضع السياسي أو القانوني أو الدولي لبلد أو البقعة التي ينتمي إليها الفرد سواء كان هذا البلد أو تلك البقعة مستقلاً أو تحت الوصاية أو غير متمتع بالحكم الذاتي أو كانت سيادته خاضعة لأي قيد من القيود.Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um,Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were f

[@liquidmorkiteaddict9669]

@@fuckleumanuken you good? Go see a doctor, you’re having a stroke

[@yugoslavball1945]

@@liquidmorkiteaddict9669 the guy is a bot. Just ignore him.

[@jeeenyus4385]

"Gun - Bad." Its like I don't even know who you are anymore.

[@orue5499]

yeah what the hell nano

[@isaacbuiltdifferent]

Yeah what the fuck nano

[@burnwood]

yeah what the frick nano

[@buggy730]

I still remember him.

[@celberesilva9370]

E

[@natoplanes7528]

"Good thing there are no dashcams" - Proceeds to crash and runover everything

[@Nokkshewo]

One day ago? Wat

[@BBald]

Hold up

[@Nokkshewo]

Bro this guy is from future

[@Akku-21]

What the....

[@Welhkl]

Ez

[@aaronotis5953]

1:23 "have you seen the color of that wall?" this line was art.

[@WarHelmetCombine]

Just like that wall.

[@Layk35]

This was one of your funniest videos ever man. Even the NPCs were playing along. The expression on the guy's face when you asked him how long he's been growing a mustache had me dying XD

[@celberesilva9370]

E

[@Sableye17]

He's the funniest utuber ever. His voice mixed with the game is awesome. The fucking commentaty is gold.

[@techgaming6646]

fr bro lmao

[@nightfury3210]

the "i quit" is killing me lmaooo

[@ManetInAEternum]

The throwing of the hat and his perfect hand gestures are killing me

[@BrassBashers]

I haven't laughed like this in months bro, thanks!! 3:59 "Looks like there's something in this trashcan." *Chris Farley voice "YOU MEAN THIS MURDER WEAPON THAT I POINTED OUT TO YOU 10 FREAKIN MINUTES AGO?!?!?!?!?!?! GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!"

[@HanSolo__]

The best part is that he yells like hell-fuckin-donut!

[@coreycasciano3255]

Rip Chris Farley

[@lavaavalon]

that "no crime passes unpunished here" reminds of the "you should never steal others *kill*" -now I steal others

[@manuelgraca-gamedev7822]

6:28 his face looks just like when a dog knows he has done something less good xD

[@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter]

0:40 when you’re hungry but you gotta make a video

[@adriangonzalez3yearsago927]

STOP COMMENTING

[@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter]

@@adriangonzalez3yearsago927 😣

[@adriangonzalez3yearsago927]

@@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter Sorry bro, sounded meaner than it was supposed to😅. Comment all you want

[@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter]

@@adriangonzalez3yearsago927 😃

[@SpuddyWesker]

@@adriangonzalez3yearsago927 bruh how is your comment 3 years ago WOW im so suprised and bamboozled

[@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter]

11:38 when you barely touch your little brother

[@kujojotaro4579]

I feel that

[@ttpechon2535]

So true!🤣

[@Anagh1701]

That was my a few years ago

[@yous2244]

Lol quite relatable

[@Strohhalmi]

i am not that bad

[@aRandomGuy86]

1:25 "I think we got em Cole" "Yeah? You think so? Have you seen the color of that wall?" This line had me nearly f-en Dead from laughing! So Literally. LOL!!!

[@buggy730]

The color is blood red, pretty sure he is dead.

[@calvindirkmaat]

Well i was gunna be productive today😂🙌🏻

[@FUBARguy107]

For real. Today has been one video after another. This one was the funniest so far lol

[@whywhywhy8886]

i love how i see this comment and i feel the same way im watching this meanwhile im in a zoom class

[@fakieo_0762]

same here haha.

[@babbabooey1176]

@@whywhywhy8886 Bro same

[@whywhywhy8886]

@@babbabooey1176 that was 2 months ago why did you not reply then

[@ds-qz8sl]

nano needs to voice act for commercials

[@mortemssoul6342]

Das ist good?

[@celberesilva9370]

E

[@Sableye17]

Fucking yes. I'm not meaning this as a rude thing but it is just like how autistic kids talk when playing games. No rudeness as I'm autistic

[@twashhh]

“He reached for my gun, you saw that” I could not contain myself 😂😂😂

[@kenricgrunwald1170]

Ah yes...my favorite Portuguese detective

[@VK-jy3pi]

@The Amphibian yep! Watch one of his Phasmaphobia ones. He said Portugal's plan to invade Europe was leaked.

[@Maoujisan]

3:40 'I'm walking here' nice 'Midnight Cowboy' reference...LMAOO!!

[@buggy730]

I also remember it.

[@KevinGoldman]

It's *almost* spot on to Dustin Hoffman's line. Love it. Also love that NANO is so adverse in media in general to make all the references he does.

[@Spartan117A51]

0:52 Im dying when he looks back at the road and is about to hit that car head on xD

[@crassusmaximus5879]

6:25 No... you really did treat him like a guilty dog xD

[@clementf7880]

That detective pulling out a gun from a trashcan and casually pointing it at pedestrians really got me

[@filipek1115]

"The disrespect. WOW" fav quote this year. I'm making it my sms ringtone

[@WindsorRailProductions]

11:28 I love how is facial expression changed

[@carlsiouxfalls]

yelling at the pedestrians walking through the crime scene had me chuckling something fierce.

[@ericx777]

"She got the deads"... omfg, I cracked up on that for a good 10 min! Love you Nano!

[@thedepression950]

28 STAB WOUNDS! You didn't wanted to leave him a chance huh?

[@lilwyvern4]

Did you feel anger?! Hate?!

[@M4T4DOR]

@@lilwyvern4 HE WAS BLEEDING! BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY!

[@thedepression950]

@@M4T4DOR but you stabbed him again and again and again!

[@austinobambino1360]

@jess h Detroit Become Human

[@M4T4DOR]

@jess h Detroit become human

[@fedda9999]

6:06 **walks fast up the stairs in awkwardness**

[@imshrpysart3672]

12:07, he sounds so devastated about his wife. Almost brought a tear to my eye.

[@Helium-147]

Nah bro, he just cut himself shaving

[@Brecken140]

,,the murderer is a kindengardener" nice getaway vehicle

[@nostalgiaof98]

2:47 I had to pause because this had me in tears 😂 I wish I couldve seen this from Ralph's view, the animation is hilarious!

[@BaronVonMott]

"How can I help, detective?" *"SEND EVERYBODY"*

[@aidankane9265]

I'm stealing that stab wound joke if I ever play this game again, Nano.

[@not_corin5376]

11:38 social distancing in a nutshell

[@bleet9540]

The facial animations look suprisingly real, especially for a vr game

[@bleet9540]

@Sanctus Paulus yes its a real game, converted into, believe it ot not, a vr game

[@ElRodriPR]

1:27 Nano's partner: "I think we got em Cole" Nano:"Yeah? You think so? Have you seen the color of THAT wall?"

[@scetmam1031]

Ah, yes, the most respected martial art. THE SLAP

[@buggy730]

DAT SIAP

[@colagamers2649]

Lmao.

[@Ahrone1586]

"I will give you the classix 1, 2" procced to land 3 punchs

[@Ahrone1586]

2:36

[@JohnnyManThan]

I didn’t know Nano was being serious during the interview until he slammed the cup off the table

[@pakshaalshah4838]

3:10 the disrespect😂🤣 the way he spoke and move his hand

[@lufsolitaire5351]

11:37 it’s ok it was the 40s.

[@hanzmiedel8342]

Lol

[@simonizzo]

5:26 the face "How long have you been growing the moustache?" THE FACE HAHAHA

[@fritztm9261]

me trying to show my crush I’m interested 6:00

[@PERYW1NKLE]

2:35 “I’ll give you ole one two” continues to grow three punches lol

[@courier6960]

He never learned to count

[@Jvjts]

On a accuracy training bag each punch has a number, 1 is the jab, 2 is the straight right hand, 3 is the left hook, 4 is the right one, 5 is the left uppercut, so on and so forth. So when a fighter says "1-2" they mean a jab and then a straight, not just any 2 punches.

[@griffinjohnson3858]

This guy makes this game look like so much fun I need VR in my life

[@Handydany]

9:16 first time I’ll hear nano speak Spanish

[@thepilotman5378]

5:24 I can't stop laughing Why was that facial expression so dead on?🤣

[@ItzJay_01]

He made the sus face 😭

[@LieutenantDouglas]

11:20 Sounds like hes having the best time of his life making music using his shoes

[@analien4813]

"This guy must have fought in the war." Was that a god hand reference?

[@Pyrez7]

Agent Orange

[@jaymac7203]

"COLE COME AND TAKE A LOOK AT THIS" "I'm next to you why you screaming "??? Lool 😭😂😂😂

[@TomHardly94]

Love how at 5:27 the npc during the interrogation does the lip bite meme before anyone else and we never knew.

[@HanSolo__]

Imagine a few years ago - how crappy were facial expressions like mouth did not move or was way out of the script or let alone synchronized in a one sec or two...

[@jemc4276]

This has to be one of the funniest Nano videos I have ever watched. And he has plenty of funny videos....

[@Bulbasir130]

9:09 I didn’t know cars could double jump back then

[@RandomAccountHolder]

That was an amazing display of both how far VR has come and how much further it had to go. The body and hand tracking? Pretty awesome. The AI for characters and the limitations of the environment and models... Wow.

[@ShotByZy]

3:30 sent me 😂😂😂😂

[@upperkasevideos6006]

6:52 Nano:Send everybody! The murderer Is a kindergartener! I loved that part so much🤣🤣

[@internetdinosaur8810]

That interrogation scene killed me

[@FurryDude.]

"Very intense fighting." **SLAPING INTENSIFIES**

[@dripmass]

Damn, Nano's accuracy in this game is god like

[@BrickBuilder_Paden]

4:49 SLAM, SLAM, SLAM. 28 STAB WOUNDS! Didn’t want to leave him a chance, HUH? SLAM Did you feel anger? SLAM Hate? SLAM He was bleeding. begging you for mercy. But you stabbed him again and again aND AGAIN. SLAM SLAM SLAM

[@BurningLattice]

1:47 the dash looks like an angry face.

[@frooft6569]

Nano running is the most natural and elegent you will ever see

[@rileygrey3818]

“ am I winning I’m not even sure” Proceeds to knock out a random man

[@itsbob9211]

this game has so much potential if rockstar put gta asside and added a few updates and a possible multiplayer game would take off

[@anheecarreno6463]

09:17 perfecta respuesta, mi respeto nano jaja

[@lufsolitaire5351]

I don’t speak Portuguese, what did Nano say? I’m assuming “fuck your mom/I fucked your mom/your moms a bitch”?

[@laserdiscisawesome1263]

0:53 Not even a minute in and I’m already dying

[@mura8347]

3:35 thats throw... Im dying

[@wvance0316]

"give him the old one, two." proceeds to hit him three times. Very clever.

[@elitely6748]

When Nano uploads all players stop fighting in Squad and gather to watch the video

[@sentinelprime7588]

Haha I could watch this guy play the entire game in vr funny af!

[@switzerland3438]

4:55 RIP mug

[@collectchange7716]

This whole video is gold. Keep doing your thing Nano!

[@oakleaftreeleaf4641]

"i'll give you the old 1 2" *hits three times

[@logan63gameingghost94]

Me:hears nano cuss in Spanish Me:*Happy Mexican Noises*

[@ashida6655]

i love when he slap him too much XD (0:31)

[@bergmanemanueleric2008]

"the murderer is a kindergartener" *im dying*

[@SyerasSanctum]

6:48 made me burst out laughing

[@sharktooth4952]

I cant wait for part two, keep up the great work nano

[@thebiggestoneyouveverhad]

That gps unit in your 1940's police car is impressive considering the satellites that make it work don't exist yet...

[@tapist3482]

The car interior itself is already overly futuristic for 1940...

[@vacogeri4309]

always a good day when nano uploads twice in one week

[@4drian0472]

4:49 best meme from Detroit Become Human

[@potatosmashed3087]

Nano I love your content and personality keep up the great content!

[@Game_On_-kn3ie]

Humens walking over the dead body is funny! Lol

[@user-fg2op6xu9o]

9:17 Yeah, that was a very mexican insult jaja.

[@scutumfidelis1436]

Oh man, Nano missed the chance to call Edgar Kalou a left leaning parasite!

[@imjustthere9343]

Everybody: Nano: did you go near that car? Later: beats up some guy, and the crashes

[@roddydykes7053]

“Don’t put that on the report, it was like that when we got here” 😂

[@mboshu5551]

7:08 This made my month lmao

[@Toyotoyo23]

“Im right next to you man why are you screaming” Something about your delivery just killed me

[@hunormagyar1843]

8:23 - Woman: "paah" Hit 8:24 a couple times repeatedly for a remix XD

[@Deaconfrost2100]

Love this! Really looking forward to part 2.

[@selixxxx]

I'm a simple man, i see a Nano video, i click like.

[@sacrieur7899]

"There is more Donut where that came from !" Gold.

[@cjfc5]

1:59 “Gun Badt”

[@MrJack-uk2hp]

1:33 That’s normal for electric trains to do that, even on modern electric trains or streetcars you can see that happen

[@nguyenphat7403]

4:50 28 STAB WOUND, YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? HE WAS BLEEDING, BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY, BUT YOU STAB HIM, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.

[@knight7683]

And again and again and again and again and again and again and again

[@hehehehe1322]

5:52 she just staring at him not knowing what she typing

[@winytilly931]

Thought that was going somewhere else 7:32

[@syntheticvocalist-p472]

Same lol

[@burgerfanman]

7:15 accidental racism

[@Pablo-uz3yc]

5:13 damn... he went full hitler mode on him

[@gamsssreal]

Other hand man.

[@menooNFT]

@@gamsssreal it was the 'right' hand. also i think he ment maybe the yelling?

[@tg-nc7vl]

11:55 riding with a parent in a vehicle

[@banookbread]

How it feels to ride shotgun

[@redacted6592]

8:24 "Ughh"