Its hard not to watch your channel. I'm a criminal defense attorney in a state where the prisons are a bit more controlled than Virginia's. Your combination of charisma and great story telling makes you stand out. If you are making money from these videos you deserve it. Congratulations on turning your life around.
@Jabroni2U6 жыл бұрын
I did 29 years of hard time. Then I finally got a divorce
@lilscoville6 жыл бұрын
Seeker of Truth ahh original!🤣
@Jabroni2U6 жыл бұрын
Hard time then she took ma money
@lilscoville6 жыл бұрын
Seeker of Truth damn brooo you dont need her. Just Jesus🤙🏼🦁❣️
@milk-sq5rm6 жыл бұрын
Now thats hard time..u should make a video 2 inspire people 2 go 2 prison
@farq26886 жыл бұрын
Standing O
@matteliano4545 жыл бұрын
Avoid prison altogether would be my advice.
@AngloSupreme5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but if it goes tits up this is good advice.
@2223-t7e5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes its not your fault
@matteliano4545 жыл бұрын
@Cyrus Jay You're welcome
@alb34845 жыл бұрын
U can always get arrested on some bullshit u really didn’t do. It can happen to anyone believe me.
@lonewolfsurvival34535 жыл бұрын
Do you actually have a choice in whether you go to prison or not? Lots of convicted innocents' would argue with that. What would you do if someone broke into your home, killed your wife and started raping your little girl? If you're like any real man, you'd probably break his fucking neck. That right there might land you in prison with the justice system that we have in this country. Does that distort your opinion at all?
@SSJ2KENNELS5 жыл бұрын
Idk why i watch this i dont plan on going to prison
@peckerchecker99775 жыл бұрын
Nobody plans for it lol
@jasonpierce51425 жыл бұрын
@@peckerchecker9977 Lmfao Truer Words have yet to be spoken xD
@xXRoBiLLaRDXx5 жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂
@corpsog1635 жыл бұрын
who does plan to?
@bobbobby44765 жыл бұрын
Haha I know right!! Popped up one day and I been hooked ever since lmao!!
@dacs676 жыл бұрын
I’m just confused as to how many rules you must follow in prison, but somehow or another, these guys can’t follow the rules set up on the outside as to stay out the inside. Confusing as hell
@MWMTEE6 жыл бұрын
dacs67 you dont get shanked for stealing shit from best buy
@Iroh108006 жыл бұрын
MWMTEE lol
@guyincognito.6 жыл бұрын
@@MWMTEE Maybe you should.
@barrycross42496 жыл бұрын
You don't get stomped out and stabbed for breaking rules outside
@rustyshackleford55536 жыл бұрын
Gotta learn eventually
@myquest6664206 жыл бұрын
Do not shake the fence. Unless you're the ultimate warrior and you're doing your entrance.
@danielwilson97245 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment as fuck
@TomPark19864 жыл бұрын
This is a great comment.
@willkey73726 жыл бұрын
Basicly don't do anything ever for any reason ever for anytime ever........for any reason ever.....
@llamaboy19916 жыл бұрын
To anyone. No matter who they are, or what they're doing. For any reason. Whatsoever.
@NEWDOR1A5 жыл бұрын
Damn ...You basically have to try not to exist at all
@ericmiller95225 жыл бұрын
@@NEWDOR1A i do this regularly. Does that mean I'd be good at jail?
@youngwar13355 жыл бұрын
Ya be a visible bitch target
@paulflynn27405 жыл бұрын
Ok Michael scott
@frankburns88715 жыл бұрын
I love these videos. I usually watch them with a smugness that I'll never be there...but that's not a given, even if you try to do everything right, and "play by the rules." Some tax glitch, or a situation where you have to defend yourself, or any number of scenarios could turn against you. It's good to have first-hand knowledge. Bonus points for making it entertaining.
@jimwitt215 жыл бұрын
I almost got sent down due to a crazy ex making up stories. You never know, right?
@PricelessBinkey13372 жыл бұрын
I literally just got done spending the night in jail because my address was wrong causing me to miss a court date. I just got out of jail, keeping in mind that jail is not as bad as prison, I now feel traumatized to the point where I am now grateful for the life that I had that I was ungrateful for before. Take this man's advice very seriously because I've been binge-watching every single one of them so far.
@frankburns88712 жыл бұрын
@@PricelessBinkey1337 Most convicts say prison is actually better than jail in most ways. I spent a weekend in Philadelphia's jail on a DUI, and I can tell you it was horrendous. Filthy, overcrowded, loud, two "meals" a day consisting of a sandwich with one slice of greenish baloney and one slice of alleged cheese, and a tiny box of something they called iced tea. No beds, just a cement cell with two metal benches and 8-10 cellmates. Murderers and DUIs all just thrown together.
@PricelessBinkey13372 жыл бұрын
@@frankburns8871 shit man i was in a colorado one, philly mustve been brutal. But yea man! Its wild af! Nothing to do but talk to people and all those people are tryin to groom people, some people looking at 20 years! All kinds of charges all thrown into one cell! Absolutely terrifying. I might gone thru a "scared straight" situation. I was looking at videos/documentaries and i really would not last.
@clinicalpsychologistwannab77066 жыл бұрын
Conclusion: Don't go to prison. It's definitely a nightmare
@whitegoodman74656 жыл бұрын
It's nothing more than a babysitting service.
@TomPark19864 жыл бұрын
@1Dudelove So I I do a triple murder there....and im homeless....then jackpot?
@Living_Legend85 Жыл бұрын
@@whitegoodman7465hardly
@Truckguy186 жыл бұрын
About to go to the pen for 5 years. out on bail rn ya'll pray 4 me
@benjaminjames97126 жыл бұрын
Good luck homie
@skullcrucher456 жыл бұрын
Be strong dude. 5 years aint so bad compared to 20 yrs or something like that. dont get any additional charges
@Arman-jx7cx6 жыл бұрын
Good luck man. Stay safe
@BlockBoiiJB6 жыл бұрын
Cupcakesprinkle S u don’t get 5 years for rape or murder😂
@jhoncenafan26 жыл бұрын
Stop selling drugs! - Tom Segura
@themostsecretscience64096 жыл бұрын
Splittin wigs and bustin cheeks on the yard..oops, wrong channel.
@benkram77576 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing you meant that for Big Hurk?
@zakhriskin16026 жыл бұрын
@@benkram7757 ****Big Herc
@joecampo59026 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@whoopwhoop12076 жыл бұрын
Willie Maeket Shawn and wildman??
@dustinLenn6 жыл бұрын
I came for the wig split
@twigberries71105 жыл бұрын
NEVER and I mean NEVER look at another inmate and wink one eye! NEVER and I mean NEVER walk over to the basketball court and say nice balls.
@Imokyourok4403 жыл бұрын
Never jokingly tell someone they are a sexy bitch. 😂😂
@danp14715 ай бұрын
Lol speaking from experience? Cause Im sure those would be some good stories.
@chrisevans96882 ай бұрын
Chris Evans ok now and tomorrow night and good luck in my o hope all is well soon now my right now I good news soon gool thanks you guys go back and did you be safe now on Monday night and you will talk with my life
@leonantonio69776 жыл бұрын
“You ain’t gone go out there and play horse with two other white dudes” I died bruh 😂
@clinicalpsychologistwannab77066 жыл бұрын
Freakin blacks always taking over the basketball areas
@nonperson98256 жыл бұрын
@@clinicalpsychologistwannab7706 thats all truth. Stay proud o yourself. Fuck them.
@HawksFan58846 жыл бұрын
Clinical Psychologist Wannabee ... prison culture isn’t the same as real world culture. Sure there’s plenty of racism in both, but this “otherworldly depth” of racism isn’t just anti-white in the prison system. Prison culture in general is all about race. Whites stay w/ whites, blacks w/ blacks, & brown w/ brown, & they all hate each other. The prison yard doesn’t have a wealth of resources. There isn’t basketballs & courts to go around for everyone. The blacks control the basketball court, just like the whites w/ the swastika tats will control the weight area. The whole yard in higher level security prisons is broke into sections according to race. The blacks control the basketball court b/c let’s face it, blacks are more interested in the game of basketball then white people are (not too mention more naturally gifted at it). The blacks don’t control the basketball court in prison b/c of some otherworldly depth of anti-white racism. If there was a soccer field at a California prison, the Mexicans would run that, or if there was a baseball field, the whites would dominate (obviously no max prison is allowing a game w/ bats tho). Yes these rules are rooted in racism, but this is prison culture & that’s not how real world culture is. Black people still have the most talent as far as basketball is concerned out in the real world too, but whites aren’t banned from playing, or don’t have to fight just to play outside of prison. You’re comparing two different cultures that are about as similar as comparing Beverly Hills to a 3rd world country slum. As far as being safe out in the real world, yes there is racism involved, but I don’t agree that it’s this “otherworldly depth of anti-white racism”. Crime in the real world, & the areas of high crime have more to do w/ economics & class structure then they do race. Yes a white person isn’t gonna feel safe walking in an all black neighborhood. But what your talking about w/ all black neighborhoods, are the low class all black neighborhoods, or ghettos. As a white person id feel totally safe walking around one of the affluent all black neighborhoods outside of ATL or something, but I obviously wouldn’t feel safe walking through an all black project on the south side of Chicago. But as a white person (in the upper middle class range), I also wouldn’t feel very safe walking through an all white impoverished area of some southern state either. Crime in prison is mainly between opposing races, but in the real world, crime statistics show that most crime is white on white or black on black & the stats on that are pretty overwhelming. Now as you said, a black person may be able to walk in an all white area w/out having to fear violence, while a white person may not feel safe walking in a black neighborhood. However, as I said before, that has more to do w/ class structure & economics then it does us living in some anti-white racist culture. And as far as the “primitiveness of the average low IQ Black inmate”, the same goes for the low IQ white inmates in the prison system. Both races have prisoners in the system w/ low IQ’s who have been conditioned to use violence as a tool. The destructive nature or force of such people is the same w/ either race. Both races have people who are complete pieces of shit who offer absolutely nothing of significance or value to society.
@clinicalpsychologistwannab77066 жыл бұрын
Even if you go outside of prison in ANY city and it's a majority black crowd of young people especially at a basketball court , whites will mostly always get pushed out. Not always outside of prison, but way too often. Black teens don't exactly PLAY basketball 90% of the time, they Push and Shove basketball, i've dealt with it most of my life and i'm 51 years old. Whites mostly played basketball, now the blacks have turned it into a fairly violent game - guess what , it wasn't always like that . It used to be a game. Don't believe me ? Go find a court filled with black dudes and a few whites, get yourself into a game and prepare for all the pushing , shoving, hitting, slapping and all around mayhem - hey i have not done it in a while cause i stopped, too old for that shit for sure. But black boys and black men play the game totally differently, whites could be violent in basketball too - but we don't feel the need to turn every fucking game into an almost deadly competition and ego fest.
@HawksFan58846 жыл бұрын
Clinical Psychologist Wannabee ... yeah b/c that’s how streetball is played. I’m in my 30’s not my 50’s, but that’s how streetball has always been played when I played (haven’t played basketball is 15yrs). Organized basketball was different, but streetball as far as I’ve seen it was never this pure James Naismith style of play. And as for the most violent courts in the inner cities. All they care about is talent. If your white & you don’t have the skill to hang then your gonna get kicked off the court & possibly berated. But if your white & can actually ball & play that physical style w/ them then they’ll have you on their team b/c most of those courts operate on a winner stays on type of deal. So they only want the best. Depending on where you live you should’ve been able to put together your own pickup game w/ white guys, or if not then I’m sure there’s a local ymca or park district that has rec leagues you could play in where they actually call fouls & follow the games rules. Personally, my extracurricular activity is ice hockey, so I’m not gonna feel bad for guys getting pushed, slapped, or elbowed on the basketball court. The same kind of stuff happens in hockey leagues & 99% of the guys playing are white. It’s supposed to be a non checking league, but you always have try hards who take things to far & get way to physical. This isn’t just a problem w/ young black kids. It depends on the sport your playing, but your always gonna have guys black or white who treat every game like it’s game 7 of a championship series & get way to physical & ruin things for others.
@TheMothershipD Жыл бұрын
You do a good job of differentiating between your opinion and general experience. Always well produced and I appreciate your channel. Thank you.
@Rushlarz21126 жыл бұрын
Did 2 years at Oxford FCI...had to laugh about walking the track like a cow...biggest walking path in while FCI...made days go by real quick...I like your vids, makes me realize how I got through the rough part of my life, but appreciate everything I have now. Take care.
@ryanjarcy12275 жыл бұрын
i did 18 months myself, and my unit was Charmin soft. all of his points are extremely solid advice, and it makes me want to make a video about the differences between lower-tier security units and the higher security ones. it was a weird experience: it was prison, for sure, but, well, kind of bizarre. hell, just the sexual and drug side of things could fill a book by themselves. great video dude, keep it up and make that hot sauce hotter than a tank with a K2 plug.
@coolchoicebro5 жыл бұрын
I literally just had to guide my bf through what was about to go down when he goes to jail, hes never been in trouble before and has never done time. So he calls and says everything you said happened and you're 100 percent right about everything and thank you for the help! I said I been doing time for 7 years man. Finally I changed my life thank God, got me a good job. I go to work and come home and I stay to myself.
@superman339205 жыл бұрын
Nikki Yates tweaker
@coolchoicebro5 жыл бұрын
@@superman33920 ohl no, he has never used drugs, but I did for almost 7 years, I was on them pills man and chouldn't get off them. But I did 19 months in a county jail, I was in a cell that's inside of a cell, I was confined for an entire 19 months man, and I had alot of time to think about what I'm doing with my life. Anyway, I'm about to be 24 months clean now! Im a little institutionalized now, I go to work and come straight home, but I watch these damn shows to see if anyone else went through what I did. Nothing bad personally happened to me but I went in looking like a junkie and it took me my 8th months to even put on weight. If you ever go to jail get a hustle!!!! Quick or u will starve. I didnt know anyone and had to slowly get to know ppl in there before I could do anything bc I didn't fuck with anyone and they didnt fuck with me. That 19 months in that county will be my last time. I did get harassed by the cops when I came home, and i just had to show mfs i changed i didnt even tell anyone. I silently came home and started working on myself. I didnt want to be another statistic that keeps going back.
@caliberspecificreload5 жыл бұрын
Subscribed my friend. I did time twice in Texas (TDCJ) and all about helping "ex-offenders" do right after they get out and make an honest living. It took me 12 years to figure out that life wasn't where it's at. And society don't wanna see you rise up and succeed. You pretty much have to work for yourself to survive once you've been down. I hope you have found success with this and stay up bro.
@JG-dt2ub6 жыл бұрын
Respect homie glad your succeeding and not becoming a statistic and making a life for yourself. Thats whats up
@johnnyweston99546 жыл бұрын
Its amazing to me how much of your advice is what I learned in the military. You have the best knowledge of all the prison consultants out there today on you tube
@Definitely not a Reptilian Level III don't exist in Michigan, if you're wondering. That's some fucked up shit though.
@bennyrobinson19356 жыл бұрын
Definitely not a Reptilian 'against their will' like we're gonna stab you if you don't give head?
@carloshathcockbear79636 жыл бұрын
In VA it's 1 - 5 now. Was 1-6 until maybe a decade or so ago but it's basically the same thing. they basically just combined 5 and 6 (super max). In the BOP (Feds) there's fpc - federal prison camp. Minimum security and usually located next to a USP or on the grounds of a FCI. FCI - federal correctional institution. Fcc federal correctional complex is basically the same thing. FCI can be a low or medium security facility. Petersburg for example is a Fcc and consists of a medium, low and camp. USP - United States penitentiary. These are the maximum security yards, each with 7 manned guard towers. These are all to some extent ran on west coast politics. Even USP Lee in Virginia and USP McCreary in Eastern KY. I was in both... Then there's some smu - special management units designated as gang programs. Way more restrictive than the USP. Lastly there's adx... Located at USP Florence, Colorado. Totally underground, no contact visits, they see their mail on a screen! ✌️
@quanbrooklynkid77766 жыл бұрын
@Definitely not a Reptilian 😂😂
@jailtimejake21516 жыл бұрын
CA prisons are 1-4. 1 being the lowest and the higher up the worse. Plus the SHU aka solitary confinement.
@Danielson18186 жыл бұрын
I love it! "That is not a position you wanna be in." I've never done a day of time in my life, but my father has done around 20 years, and my girlfriend did 4. I hear stories all the time, but you break it down pretty good. And it's true that we are all riding dirty in some form.
@pattycakes1439 Жыл бұрын
So how did that go with the gf who did 4yrs lol?? U still with her??Just curious
@Danielson1818 Жыл бұрын
@@pattycakes1439 Really bad actually. Super sad story. She was with me for 4 years after prison, and got her life together, and we were really happy, and totally in love. She was really good to my son, and we talked about having another child... Luckily we didn't, because she ended up relapsing out of the blue one day, and decided meth was a good idea with her new friends. It was all over after that. Within a month after that, she became homeless junkie, squatting in abandoned buildings. It was pretty brutal. The crazy thing is I'm not even the one who got screwed over the worst, because she used to live with her grandfather, to help take care of him. She ended up stealing his credit/debit cards, and completely ditched him (full circle considering that forging checks is what landed her in prison before). He ended up having to be moved into a senior center, and losing his house. So, she kinda messed up several lives in one swoop. That was almost 2 years ago. Last I heard, she's a skinny prostitute with track marks all over. Don't know how she's avoided getting arrested, but whatever. I haven't seen her, and wouldn't want to.
@pattycakes1439 Жыл бұрын
@@Danielson1818 Brother I am not suprised at all, trust me. I don’t think a WOMAN that does prison time can ever be redeemed. Most women who come home from prison, are only looking for a sucka to take care of them. Once they feel self sufficient in any way, their true colors will come out. If she was truly meant to be a wife, she would have never found herself in that situation to begin with. Our legal system does everything in the world to keep women outta prison. A woman can get probation for the same thing a man would get 10yrs for. They don’t have the mental capacity to respect a man whose tryna bring them back up from the bottom. Hope that was a lesson learned. I think u are a good guy, but unfortunately those are always the ones who get used the most. I’m just happy that u didn’t get tied up long term with her. Better women will come brother. 95% of regular (non-felon)women have to get thrown back into the water. Be careful with your heart bro. The wrong woman can/will ruin your life
@jkoerner79405 жыл бұрын
Good ol prison culture The true face of America
@AmericanMadeAdventures5 жыл бұрын
Nah, just in the places where people of low class congregate. Plenty of places are civilized and populated by gentle men and women in America.
@byronnlangley5 жыл бұрын
I was a Texas CO for a couple years before becoming a cop and dude these videos are awesome, totally different perspective than what I used to see, of course it was hidden as much as it could be from our eyes.
@coolchoicebro5 жыл бұрын
Oh yea alot of shit is hidden. I was working in classifications, knowing shit was about to go down, between the trustee men and all I could do was sit and wait, then let it all go down! One trustee guy stole all my shit. I was like where is my uniform and I saw the dude the next day strutting his big ass In my shit. I marked my clothes with specific writing. I was like no I'm tripping but I'll be damned if this man didnt take all my actual clothes that I had. My boxers, my panties, my new uniforms. My bras, I was like where the fuck is my shit!!!! Only the men did the laundry and you best believe they did a shake down and busted down 2 men for stealing my shit. They caught them WEARING MY BRA AND BOXERS!!!! I'm a female and we were close to the Male trustees, these men targeted me for no reason. I didnt mess with them and I didn't even know them. Their excuse was well we knew her shit was always clean and wanted female stuff. Smdh
@ghostfacekicker6 жыл бұрын
We all pray we never end up in prison but thanks for these videos.
@paulflynn27405 жыл бұрын
U dont have to pray dumbass just dont break the law.... praying does nothing for you
@AnimetionsNation5 жыл бұрын
@@paulflynn2740 people stay saying some stupid shit. Saying lord keep me out when it's on his dumbass.
@2ndround4155 жыл бұрын
I'm so new to this channel, now I am binge watching...your perspective is so rational and blunt and you're funny as hell. I know from experience alot of what you are saying is 100% legit
@robertwilliamcurl14906 жыл бұрын
In other words; mind ya business & keep it movin...
@benjaminkenobi216 жыл бұрын
@Anton Shurik What do you mean by "paint these dudes up?"
@Vic-rf6hs6 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminkenobi21 Means to make them act different; or less hostile towards the individual
@dankmheems2905 жыл бұрын
But don't move too fast or the dude in front might fuck you up.
@turdfurg476 жыл бұрын
Im prison mike. You my friend would be da bell of da ball
@thetruth13066 жыл бұрын
turdfurg47 Kissing sound- smack smack smack smack
@Buellerr5 жыл бұрын
Daaabelllufffdaaaballlll
@Djdbot245 жыл бұрын
The worst part was the dementors
@thecolorofdye5 жыл бұрын
sounds just like em
@jamalantonio68776 жыл бұрын
This dude sounds like a felon version of Theo Von.
@danp14715 ай бұрын
Lol I would love to see Theo bring Death on sometime. That would make a great episode.
@oldshoe15 жыл бұрын
I went to the middle of the basketball court and started twerking. Next thing I know a line started to form.
@coolchoicebro5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@joeblow61275 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@famouswarrior3275 жыл бұрын
Must be some fine junies
@PimpinBassie25 жыл бұрын
Behind your cheeks...
@DrHurricaneA1154 жыл бұрын
Noooooooo 😂
@brucenatelee6 жыл бұрын
Be separate-but-equal. Look like everybody else, but don't associate with anybody else. Don't be comfortable, don't go looking nosey.
@joshswimmerly71105 жыл бұрын
I subbed after watching a few minutes. I fell for 8 years. S.c.i. Huntingdon level 4 state prison in p.a. Most of what you speak one only learns in prison. And it's the truth. There are so many subtle rules and nuance that you need to know about and some have deadly consequences and you may not even know that rule exists, or just because you were not paying attention to the mood in the yard, now you're in the middle of defending your life for something that could have easily been avoided. I've seen it. After eight years in a gladiator school you see a lot. Keep up the vids. You may just save some poor cats life who finds him or herself looking at prison time.
@alanfeuer63376 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the way to 150k. Next target 200k on the way to 500k then 1 mil.
@misatoblushing69136 жыл бұрын
150k what?
@alanfeuer63376 жыл бұрын
Subscribers. But now Death is closing in on 250k
@smil3yproductions6 жыл бұрын
“You ever been in a gun fight? “ lol uhh no sir
@TheNightshotBR6 жыл бұрын
You know what could be "vital to your survival in prison"? Not getting sent to one.
@Iroh108006 жыл бұрын
Arlindo Melo easier said than done for some
@freebird01476 жыл бұрын
@@Iroh10800 Bullshit. If you are getting sent to prison YOU are doing something wrong
@GygerXz6 жыл бұрын
@@freebird0147 That is true, but part of me wants to believe some people get caught up with the wrong people without thinking they can get out of the situation amongst other things.
@billysanders49896 жыл бұрын
Lol you would cry like a bitch just to go to county
@alpacacide6 жыл бұрын
Xaikara those people are stupid then. If you’re there but didn’t do anything while someone robs a store and now you’re in a getaway vehicle. You now have a small list of charges. Pretty obvious when you know you shouldn’t be hanging out with a certain group of people or what they are capable of.
@patrickj6745 жыл бұрын
Prison mike hittin hard outta scranton!
@sarkisagababyan40765 жыл бұрын
Haha. Underrated comment bro.
@Thugl1f6 жыл бұрын
Great advice, I wish I had been working the yard that day you and Griz had those pictures, that would have been a great laugh 😂
@aaronsnacks61286 жыл бұрын
You’re a good man for doing this bro. Saving lives lol.
@madsntay50606 жыл бұрын
Your gunna blow really soon josh. I know it. It’s the way you make yourself on the level with everyone else. You don’t seem Hollywood or too good for people you just be yourself and that’s what we need on KZbin. I’ll support any way I can big bro. Can’t wait to see your subscriptions go to a million
@johncothren69432 жыл бұрын
Yep, 3 years later, over 600k, he's been consistent. Which has me to believe that he's bonafide, real people.
@Living_Legend85 Жыл бұрын
He just broke 751k... well on his way to a milly
@Jamie.Barnhill6 ай бұрын
I appreciate your videos brother. Just found you. I haven't done the time you have, but all time is hard time in my opinion. A lot of misinformation on KZbin that could get people hurt and you tell the truth. I'm about to do another year soon and found myself watching these kind of videos again after thinking it was over. But life is life. Thanks again bro.
@AnjelicaLynch6 жыл бұрын
Lol why am I amused by imagining someone walking around on the yard casually eating a honey bun like they’re otw to a tea party or some shit?
@lockdown23and16 жыл бұрын
Youd be surprised I seen people take swole outside like a picnic or somt shit that's another story for another day let's just say that swole aka spread didnt have a chance on the yard bahaha
@AnjelicaLynch6 жыл бұрын
lmaoooo i am deceased.
@billsundance41396 жыл бұрын
Anjelica Lynch LOL nice video on pyramid schemes. How the fuck do people fall for that shit. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@kevinlamitie82106 жыл бұрын
Irish kev here Lmao ya made me laugh thanks be blessed
@triggercapone2026 жыл бұрын
He said this as soon as I stared the reading
@kpietran61 Жыл бұрын
I've watched this twice. I found it later on again. 😂 Josh, I've never been to prison, but I love prison content, movies, etc. Your prison content is informative and educational, and some stuff is very sad, scary,and at the same time funny as hell!! I think people are jealous of your hair lol
@jaemarz27816 жыл бұрын
Great video Death!! Showing much love!
@helco28565 жыл бұрын
Depth*
@kentrue99634 жыл бұрын
That intro beat is awesome.. The best 7sec I 👂
@beckbryson2046 жыл бұрын
I just love this guy. He keeps me laughing...for real. My man signed for 10 yrs a month ago, which is damn depressing, but it is what it is. This too shall pass. These videos may very well be one way I make it through the tough times ahead. The past year has sucked ass as that's how long he's already done, in county. I'm hoping the next ??? years go by much faster. (I say ??? bc he SHOULD be granted parole BUT, nothing is ever FOR SURE. We all know parole is not a right or guarantee, it's a privilege.) Anyway~~~~~~thankful I stumbled upon these great videos & I look forward to watching more of them in the lllooooonnngg days ahead.
@shadowninja22775 жыл бұрын
@Tummy Tucker Methamphetamine.
@nickk74254 жыл бұрын
@lockdown23and1 what is the name of that track you opened up this video with?
@davidhernandez99856 жыл бұрын
Outstanding advice like you said you ever know when it is your lucky day & you end up in the clink.
@kentrue99635 жыл бұрын
Sup with intro song.. Who produced it... Wheres the #23&1playlist??
@bjrmagic14 жыл бұрын
Great list another would add is ..Don’t “earhustle” if u got people together talking , don’t stand around in earshot ..walk away or keep walking . People might think u listening to them ..it’s a respect thing ,
@phyll95995 жыл бұрын
This is fascinating! I don't know how I got here, and this will probably never apply at all to me in life, but still so damned interesting! Keep making videos!
The fuck r u sayin. But i eat some habaneros tho, i think its the best chili. Dont need to b fkn w no scorpions n shit, make u panic tryin to swallow it
@edmundreetz44446 жыл бұрын
Two S's on that level 4... lol
@thebudhunterconnoisseurdes50346 жыл бұрын
I put an entire unit on lockdown one dsy! Im in a class 1 work release unit but was transported to a Big boy unit to see a dentist. So, its a 2 hr drive, just me and the CO in the car. She let me ride up front untill we got to the unit . on the way back, she stopped to let me ride in the front. Some one saw me in my white suit, getting in a state car, In the Front Seat!! Woooo we heard about it when we got back to our unit!!!! I got some stories !! Love your show man! The Bud Hunter
@alb34845 жыл бұрын
Subbed- much respect ✊🏻 giving life saving knowledge out here before ppl get caught and learn the hard way 💯
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the bench tip!... I’ll put out a notice to check the benches fore every yard is open, that way we find a weapon we can look at the cameras and have the last person at the bench charged and put in the hole until their court appearance, now it will be easier to have them charged and add a bunch of time for having a weapon, thanks... GoodMan you are you might have just saved a bunch of Officers Lives around the world for this tip? We normally just check the grounds once and awhile but after hearing this I’m going to put out the notice to check before any inmate gets to go out to yard, catch more people that way.... thanks and keep up the good work
@redriver65416 жыл бұрын
Appreciate the hustle man. You've got a good channel dude. Subbed.
@fulanocubano3 жыл бұрын
Bro I hope you’re doing well in life. I really enjoy your videos and the knowledge of inside things.
@DevinToups6 жыл бұрын
how many guys prolly going to jail watchin this
@Jaxon232942 жыл бұрын
I ain’t never did a day in prison…..but this is one of the most entertaining channels on KZbin ✊🏾
@Townsendcat25 жыл бұрын
You keep sharing the truth and you are saving lives!!💯🔨🏈👍🏻🎼🍀
@barryweaver88335 жыл бұрын
Good tips!! Sounds like it's way too easy to implicate yourself and get involved in situations you weren't planning on. I just learned to stay focused on what you make yourself look like to others.
@wisdomgreenleaf63825 жыл бұрын
Watch dudes face After the barbed wire/porn pic story: "Hahaha good times man, good times, man I miss those prison days bro, we had a blast"
@theviking60523 жыл бұрын
Hay I noticed the bricks on your arm , a friend of mine who has done time told me that has something to do with years
@alexstewart96566 жыл бұрын
The intro's clean
@culturepocast2 жыл бұрын
Death is a legend, 3 years ago this video is still 🔥
@PWNHUB5 жыл бұрын
What not to do on a prison rec yard, step 1 don't listen to anything a dude on youtube says.
@ronsir38445 жыл бұрын
Regardless of what you think, dude has put forth some solid tips.
@brendynireland11456 жыл бұрын
Dig the videos man. I don't see myself ever going to prison, but can't hurt to be prepared in advance right haha. Funny and informative 👍 this shuts helping me get through a nasty cold
@MikeBrown-mm4di5 жыл бұрын
Since watching your channel and hearing some of the horror stories I've become an activist pushing for an overhaul of the entire penal system especially some of the draconian sentences given to NON VIOLENT offenders.
@daybyday07316 жыл бұрын
I find your channel and immediately subscribed....i have my 11 year old son listen to it sometimes just to try to deter him from it...Thank you!💗
@armyveteran7296 жыл бұрын
I wish you'd come here to Winchester,va and talk to these young bucks who think their hard. We as a town had over 12 overdose deaths and they call route 81 between winchester and front royal heroin highway.
@SaberisloveSaberislife6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the tips. Even though I may never go to prison, it's best to be knowledgeable about these things.
@ginobili2106 жыл бұрын
New Intro Death!!!! YO YO YO WHATS GOOD BROTHER🍻
@ChalkandIron3 жыл бұрын
Hey man great content. Ran across your page today. Congrats on the successful KZbin. Did time myself, VA. Started at St Brides Correctional Center in 2003 then exited via the Creek in 2009
@Watees6 жыл бұрын
Deathibring = 🐐 best youtuber ever
@sethwikle78405 жыл бұрын
I love that if in the event I ever end up in prison one day, ill know all these hiding places and things not to do, food to eat, how to barter. a lot of great information.
@ronaldbranchrb6 жыл бұрын
What up Death like how you hit us with that intro bro ✊🏿
@bluepower1177 Жыл бұрын
I’m watching this on my lunch break and fell on black days by soundgarden just came on the radio. Mind blown
@damionduffy36256 жыл бұрын
What about shank sauce it creeps up on ya then hits you like a mother fuver.
@gcorc6 жыл бұрын
Shout out to you. Way to make a negative experience and make it WORK FOR YOU. The system usually cashes out off of us, this is you cashing out off the system. Respect!
@HNIC-ERIC6 жыл бұрын
Lol the porn story funny asf! Gotta peek-a-boo tha kitty kat 😂😂🤣🤣
@dankmheems2905 жыл бұрын
It was like he was trying to smuggle gold in lol.
@WinztownNemesis3 жыл бұрын
What is the name of the beat in the very beginning of this video? Death? Anybody?
@00dreamer006 жыл бұрын
Damn! 147k subs already, nice!
@jacobcyrus8336 жыл бұрын
I used to be a Recreational Leader and my best advice is to not put yourself in a spot. It’s gonna be hard to not mingle and all prisons are different, but don’t associate with those who have a bad reputation with the C/Os. You’ll find out who they are soon enough. Stay in your zone. Keep yourself busy in a productive manner and don’t gamble.
@ripcity50336 жыл бұрын
I always wanted to ask my brother what he does in prison. He spent 25 years
@lukemoto12356 жыл бұрын
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@cantu72146 жыл бұрын
@@lukemoto1235 nigga this KZbin not PlentyofFish.com
@BT-DepressionSoftwareVerGorTek6 жыл бұрын
You can't get down when its nuthing but the fellas up in the pen; we take care uf each other you feel me?
@PatTheRiot6 жыл бұрын
@@BT-DepressionSoftwareVerGorTek That was the first thing that became apparent to me. Inmates doing long bids stand together. They help each other keep that dignity.
@BT-DepressionSoftwareVerGorTek6 жыл бұрын
@@PatTheRiot Correct.
@badfish3086 жыл бұрын
This is the video I never knew I needed to see.
@JT_Soul_Tha_God5 жыл бұрын
None of this is a situation I wanna be in.
@gram61545 жыл бұрын
We used to have someone take a tennis ball, cut a small cut in it and pack that thing with whatever. Then theyd spray paint that ball so it wasnt that bright green-yellow and chuck that thing over the fence into the yard. This was at a workhouse back in the late 90s and it was lax as hell. You could already plug whatever in from going on work detail, but this was an easy way that people got their contraband in with. Alot of tobacco, drugs, pipes and lighters for sale if you knew the right people. I remember taking so many Vs(valium) that i couldnt remember almost a whole week of being locked up in there. Crazy stuff. Thanks for the video.
@Mista8085 жыл бұрын
I was able to get out of serving hard time after 4 years. Unfortunately she took my son with her and now lives in another state.
@j.johnson58756 жыл бұрын
I watched all your posts! Good shit. Real talk here folks. If ya'll arent flyin straight, study!!
@damionduffy36256 жыл бұрын
Respect to you death coming all the way from IRELAND.
@DOTGOODIE286 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute... Did you just wish death on this man? That's a position you don't wanna be in... 😂
@kentrue99635 жыл бұрын
Yoo that intro track is wavvy.. Keep dat #jank 🙏💯👂🇺🇸
@vanessaf89045 жыл бұрын
I think the rules to stay out of prision are easier for me to follow!
@goldenageofdinosaurs71925 жыл бұрын
cupcakey_ awesomeness Yeah, but you never know. I’ve seen Shawshank Redemption. I know shit happens sometimes...🤨
@roselee19744 жыл бұрын
Intro is awesome
@brianmedrano33626 жыл бұрын
Wat up death showin love frm fort worth tx 817
@smoresthehusky25815 жыл бұрын
Thanks man...I needed to watch these. I have a history and well, I got caught shoplifting at a grocery store before, but luckily the store never pressed charges. (They never checked the cameras for my past times of stealing.) I've stolen from this place before and luckily they didn't check and put me in jail. I'm 19 years old so now Jail is scary. (I was in Juvi at 14 for an assault charge when I beat up a bully with a bat.) Juvi wasn't too bad, kinda "Pattycake Jail", if you will. Thanks for the tips if I ever do get in trouble.
@Makinja5 жыл бұрын
Magic weed appearing from nowhere on the yard. Amazing
@morenofeo26995 жыл бұрын
Makinja LMFAOOOO
@TheScott213856 жыл бұрын
Can't wait till you pass up the after prison show. This is better channel. I know not s competition but this is better in my opinion
@alishaapplegate98326 жыл бұрын
I wanna be a part of this death squad?! Lol die hard fan here.. I would love to be on your team..
@lockdown23and16 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the squad this ish is for life tho you prepared for that homegirl
@alishaapplegate98326 жыл бұрын
I am 100% ready and dedicated to the death squad 4 life!! I got you!!
@chel42856 жыл бұрын
@@lockdown23and1 AW HOW SWEET!!!👫🧡💛💚💜💙❗🎃
@richboi346 жыл бұрын
@@lockdown23and1 DEATHSQUAD4L BAAAABY..2$GANG
@tommyjackson16236 жыл бұрын
Should call the sauce swole sauce
@TheOmnisProject2 ай бұрын
9:20 “Do NOT talk to the CO’s!!” 9:30 “ I mean, you can talk to the CO’s” Not sure why I found that so funny 😂
@cquarrella15 жыл бұрын
Prison yard rule #65432678826436 Do Not streak on the yard..