what not to put in your osu! map

A Fool Moon Night comp in a few days~
Original SMW video: • What NOT to Make (Leve...
osu! ranking criteria: osu.ppy.sh/wiki/en/Ranking_Cr...
Link to the original Harumachi Clover (Swing Arrangement) [Dictate Edit]: osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/842412...
Link to Will Stetson's Arrangement: • harumachi clover but i...
My osu! profile: osu.ppy.sh/users/14579979
If Will Stetson, Sotarks or anyone else involved in this would like this video to be taken down, privated or anything else, contact me at [e-mail].

[@SilverStar555]

Please remember this video is just for a few funnys. Theres a lot more that you have to do to get a map ranked and yes I know that tech maps exist.

[@highdpiplayer.]

ok

[@jaenleidomingcil6342]

could we get the map?

[@agestatsega]

@@jaenleidomingcil6342 I Remember This Person Said “Soon”, On Their Previous Pinned Comment. But Well, I Don't Know.

[@paired]

If this guy gets famous, people see me

[@bloxycola3]

funnies * im not 9 im 8

[@blockiemc0192]

Harumachi clover with deathstreams feels like a fever dream

[@arutama]

how it feels to get 600 pp on harumachi clover 5.9⭐ with only deathstreams... 🤔

[@kenneth7239]

you should try mapping

[@airy9461]

he turned it INTO fever dream

[@nydiAidyn]

true

[@suchgood5820]

or a wet dream, depends on who you ask

[@tatertwat8226]

Imagine a whole map that’s just half-second spinners

[@jacklynyeh4893]

You ask and will receive…

[@-aku2805]

look up Wizards in Winter

[@black-orb]

I will put auto spinners

[@jacklynyeh4893]

@@black-orb yes that works

[@than0shark]

You have just given me an absolutely devious, evil idea.

[@ItsPForPea]

Do all this and you've got yourself a 2007 map

[@Zaphickel]

itspforpussy

[@krystiandymurski1469]

69th like lessgoo

[@thetechw1z]

wait how are you here wtf

[@Kyouwu.]

696th like lessssgoooooooooooooooooooo

[@DanVrse]

3:55 my man just turned harumachi clover into FREEDOM DIVE

[@nadnel2740]

More like he turned harumachi into chimera

[@skysnow2389]

I think Acension to Heaven would be an accurate comparison

[@zmaaaaan6844]

727 likes WYSI

[@versilver]

alright, gyze, new map: HARUMACHI DiVE

[@SixDigitOsu]

170bpm freedom dive

[@misty8572]

4:24 I was in multiplayer once, and I put a map like that by mistake, I still have nightmares

[@infekcjaploda4469]

SAME

[@azrielcarniza07]

Lol 😂

[@Cecilia._.-]

The real question is... Why do you have that map? 🧐

[@ilovekittys]

SAME LMAO

[@rscam0]

Can I ask what the heck that was

[@ItsRileyYT]

4:24 we call this maneuver “the stroke”

[@primal_guy1526]

You would need all fingers on a different click keybind and you'd still struggle

[@tjrember]

💀

[@RikaIchinose]

0:38 i cannot stop unhearing dorito cheeto

[@rorayt]

i hate you now i cant unhear it

[@user-jc9gx7kn4w]

why did you do this to me, why

[@aetergator7020]

I feel like ive been hit with a curse

[@sahukei4003]

WHYY

[@williamJ1396]

WHY I CANT UNHEAR IT NOW

[@sendhelp4376]

3:34 average day of an EZ player

[@heavenlydevil1019]

0 approach rate + EZ???? 🤔🤔🤔

[@rapha2028]

yes.

[@vincentxiong9303]

@@heavenlydevil1019 negative approach rate?

[@osuFlashie]

can agree

[@iyrm5487]

@@vincentxiong9303 approach circles going away from the hit circles

[@mugiii8140]

4:28 even the bot cant keep up lmao

[@BenziLZK]

0:32 Most tech maps: Imma pretend I've never seen that

[@scymension]

Slider Tech maps are fun af

[@rapha2028]

YES

[@cbruxx]

Literally every tech mapper: what is this? pp meta mapping? ptffff (Proceeds to map literally the most intense, and intertaining and unique style of map)

[@TobsterStrudel]

@@cbruxx intertaining

[@SoleiLilyn]

tech maps are more fun than jump maps soo

[@Basketbldubwn]

start of the vid : dont do this if u want ur map ranked "Impossible to read slider" Der walt maze : *pathetic*

[@SilverStar555]

...der walt isnt ranked tho...

[@Basketbldubwn]

@@SilverStar555 loved

[@SilverStar555]

true loved is not ranked dont make funy slider if you want the mao to get ranked

[@arutama]

@@SilverStar555 Tech mappers: *"I'm gonna pretend, I didn't see that."* lmaoo

[@watersub4219]

Bread

[@gnralZTT]

Not gonna lie, that spinner map looks super fun

[@BUSHOnYouTube]

I think it looks super fun if mapped well. I agree.

[@SilverStar555]

It pretty much forces you to cursor dance

[@chalabread]

dance cursor

[@zinanplayz4897]

i was about to comment that but if its mapped bad it might be really hard and boring

[@nakuneki3148]

Not gonna lie too, when yo do it in opsu!, you heat up your hand

[@connoresmondo]

You forgot to put no slider checkpoints so your health bar KEEPS GODDAMN GOING DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF A SLIDER

[@Tomek1949]

By "slider checkpoints" you mean "slider ticks"?

[@connoresmondo]

@@Tomek1949 potato potahto

[@ThijsNJ]

3:20 EZ moment

[@agestatsega]

Hard Moment 😔

[@Fun-oz4sy]

@@agestatsega EZ moment

[@pastiqlrcrumbl]

Death moment

[@poopipants2155]

every ez player in low AR maps:

[@-aku2805]

I understand that this is somewhat of a joke but to clarify the Easy mod on most maps doesn't even come close to this AR. For most modern maps the AR with EZ is between 4 and 5.

[@jmdjdc3211]

silverstar:impossible to read slider 2:49 hurrikate: *nani?!*

[@reflex9216]

Der Wald funi map

[@ghostlypenguin4417]

0:32 Every ranked tech map: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move

[@alephzero1984]

"Impossible to read slider" Erehamonika map: *clears throat*

[@arutama]

lmao

[@milkshake7180]

der wald: hey there

[@yauya]

I can fly in the universe(infinite space): exists

[@dexongd5723]

Lmao

[@alolanraichu]

hurrikate be like

[@eugene6478]

"Do not use really fast sliders" The one who created padoru beatmap with fast sliders: O_O

[@repxic9314]

the guy who mapped deal with the devil last diff 🤠

[@deezgod45]

who is that man in ur pfp and what anime is he from

[@repxic9314]

@@deezgod45 lol he is a character from a turkish cartoon, his name is "bilgecan dede" and the cartoon's name is "Keloğlan" probably there isnt english subs

[@repxic9314]

@@deezgod45 even tho you wanna watch it, type "keloğlan 1'ci bölüm" bölüm means episode soo you can just change the numbers and watch the other episode

[@deezgod45]

@@repxic9314 sure he is, i’ll guess free anyways

[@D0HERRITT]

3:20 literally the easy mod on anything above a 2.5 star difficulty rating

[@maxmelee1145]

3:34 this is what it feels like for a new mouse player

[@-aku2805]

what does mouse have to do with it

[@june9914]

@@-aku2805 mouse friction

[@-aku2805]

@@june9914 tablet has pen slip so both have their own negatives, mouse is not inferior

[@dariopadilla1021]

@@-aku2805 pen slip? If you drag that's legit not possible, unless your grip is flimsy af, and if it is just use masking tape or smth to make a grip, and for hover... Yeah same thing just harder overall but faster.

[@maxmelee1145]

Idk for me its just hard to aim but at the same time i never touched a pen so i dunno what it feels like I mean its like try to draw a circle with a mouse vs with a pen

[@sumedha_k]

Tysm, I’ve been trying to get into mapping recently and this is exactly the tutorial I needed to start me off. 110% recommend to beginner mappers

[@shanshansan]

4:25 I love how the game is like "yeah no fuck this" and just throws everything down

[@user-xi1ih7rz8r]

Really fast sliders won't be ranked *Deal with the Devil exists*

[@twistedrealityyt2223]

notch hell

[@blaxter4085]

Fallen last diff. (Ranked btw)

[@twistedrealityyt2223]

also mayday(tho loved)

[@ragnarokvii]

ScubDomino's Exit This Earth Atomosphere 200STEP mix thingie must be the funniest

[@dayoki8091]

Belzeboss

[@MegaMix_Craft]

3:57 He is not hacker, it's just his gaming socks

[@gnami580]

Honestly one spin spinners seem like a neat mechanic to throw into some maps.

[@sera_phim_]

3:41 unless it's a playable centipede level

[@cinnamoncat8950]

Playable and centipede being the same sentence is a paradox

[@oBUNo]

When you're trying to chill but the 4* map your trying pulls a 3:55

[@oofer1278]

pulls a freedom dive

[@givikap120]

uhm actually this stream is around 5.6*

[@SilverStar555]

could someone tell me if Im actually allowed to upload the map? If so I will do it and post a link here

[@Kakeruu26]

Submit the map, it will probably get Graveyarded

[@twogoalies]

Love ur vids!

[@SilverStar555]

@@Kakeruu26 yeah, duh but theres some concerns in that I copied all of the hitsounds from the Sotarks harumachi map w/o permission, and thats against the rules

[@Kakeruu26]

@@SilverStar555 Ohhh, maybe its better to keep it for yourself to prevent any issues

[@KyleTheMan4444]

@@SilverStar555Maybe you can make your own original map with all of those illegal things and probably become the #1 most hated mapper ever (joke no offense)

[@foxcrafter3839]

I can't stop wheezing at the end xD let's just say, We'll put that if we want to make a trap for anyone that can find it

[@indefax7130]

1:53 shotgun symphony in a nutshell

[@yyoshman]

he actually played all of these with the default skin what a legend

[@lennyfacebutnotreally3198]

I feel like the short spins could be pretty good if used well, aside of that, this all feel like absolute hell

[@Jakallax]

The thing I hate the most is when they need to up the difficulty and they just stack the entire "Everything will freeze" on the begining of every other slider.

[@ItsYokoe]

Finally somebody who also enjoys this song

[@micamp01]

I love Will Stetson covers

[@lilithcoversistg]

Thanks for giving me a music to hear 24/7

[@sara-io7lu]

using the best song i see -someone who non stop warms up with this song

[@patetico8002]

man you helped me a lot, i'll follow you :)

[@iitzTony]

the short spins dont look too bad

[@solar2804]

If i ever make a map for osu im definitely gonna be the type to use the wrong bpm

[@starpeep5769]

its sad how many non mappers look at this video and dont know a single thing about mapping there are barely mappers on youtube that post relatable things

[@noii1524]

"don't put really fast sliders" Almost every camellia's song: let me introduce myself

[@iceypino1086]

you mentioned the smw video and i just experienced nostalgia from the first second i clicked on it

[@amphiapple7890]

Just watching the first 2, imagine if variable speed sliders existed, like you had to speed up or slow down during a single slide.

[@5ixtyy]

The first couple is basically every tech map

[@ordinaryguy7303]

Absurd difficulty spike: Has Atama no Taisou flashbacks

[@highdpiplayer.]

like sotarks said once “harumalchi clover by soarks”

[@therat99901]

The "Boring long jumps" is training you for goodbye moonmen pog diff

[@Alex-me3bf]

a lot of maps with these get loved

[@twistedrealityyt2223]

and now, we need a mapper to make a map combined with these things

[@manicc_]

Litterally my favortie beat maps with my favorite songs has ALL of THIS

[@casrastr0phe]

The really short spinner one looked pretty fun actually. Maybe it is annoying as shit to do but it looks fun idk

[@zelirious4504]

Ngl the short spins look fun as hell

[@kailen2598]

the short spinner looks dope though but yeah its hard to do that

[@chinmayapurohit8306]

Put everything into a single map and you got a loved map

[@JacobeKun]

the short spinner killed me... i never experienced that

[@coledo_]

The Wrong BPM one almost killed me

[@rapha2028]

when there’s a mapper who has a certain mapping style, there’s a player specializes in it

[@coolntkipen2248]

Now we need a sequel What to PUT on your osu! map

[@Lance0]

1:46 is IOException's black rover (the start is literally 20 reverse arrows. let me repeat. 20. reverse arrows. and it's ranked????)

[@pedrooou7699]

really short spinners masterpiece a.k.a cookiezi purgatory:no u

[@astroblik1310]

Can we appreciate just how clean that stream was

[@coldfin]

he used relax

[@WTFLegacys]

I get why the spinner one isnt a thing but it looked pretty sick The overmapped one is really satisfying too

[@TurquoiseIcy]

The really short spins look kinda fun.

[@TchSeven]

okay but the short spinner one actually looks like a fun challenge

[@KaigaiCocoBeer]

Tbh the short spinner is kinda cool tho I guess if the timing can be more practical I would actually like them.

[@si0773]

Never in my life would I think id find a video that was this relatable to my osu gaming experience

[@nomarukaz]

ngl the short spinner ones look fun to play

[@dieblauebedrohung]

ngl the mini spinners looked actually kinda cool!

[@Imtoobusyslayingrn111]

the short spinners always give me war flashbacks

[@thiagosantellan1062]

Flower Dance IMPLAYABLE is like in the verge of crashing, somehow it dosen't and the auto fails to play it because there is 89 circles that i somehow put off-screen just before the last part. So you fail to hit 89 circles in less than 0.5s with just 7.5s before the end

[@thiagosantellan1062]

And before that there is an outrageous 46 cps spam inside an slider

[@helloimgen3529]

3:21 easy mode players: thats already perfect

[@raffimolero64]

ngl i kinda like the short spinners one for specific skins

[@theoven493]

I wanna get that short spin one it looked fun to play

[@endyru1926]

time to put all these together and create the best map ever

[@LEVenhukBMS]

a mapper just got a ranked map with really fast sliders

[@gnralZTT]

there's plenty of well known maps from well known mappers that have really fast sliders. Nominators will often complain about sliders like that if you try to get your map ranked tho

[@peeblyweeb]

Time to make a map with all of this

[@sihamhamda47]

2:39 circle size 10 Toby Fox - Dialtone [SPECIL] (Mapped by mrowswares (Apo11o)) (Ranked CS10): Allow me to introduce myself

[@shiyage3155]

Just waiting for a map made exactly like this video told you to not make.

[@vneo9005]

the spinner thing seemed kinda cool if they can make the level right based around it

[@sushi2933]

the short spinners would break my hand when using a mouse

[@77jamie77]

Do another one please so entertaining

[@spacestone29]

About the really long spinner: What if I'm converting a chart from something like taiko and it has a 999 balloon at the end? *coughs in Rotter Tarmination*

[@UPG]

"impossible to read slider" Hurrikate: *I beg your pardon?*

[@syre7608]

he doesn't read he memorizes

[@Noshied]

As if there was any skill involved other than retry spamming

[@lucyestrada2779]

2:52 Hurrikate aproves this stuff

[@HH-ud4fv]

This reminds me of a map i played w super slow approach and super slow sliders it was a hell

[@BakedConjurer5]

damn default skin really just looks so good

[@WindPre]

honestly that spinner map looks fun

[@AranelOfficial]

0:33 CEO of osu be like: im not sure about that

[@F1shKYT]

the spinner one would be fun

[@sehv5724]

Now I put them all in one map

[@riverwild1110]

Alot of these are just so so painful

[@cykaburger5759]

Ngl i kinda liked the short spinner map cuz it looks like it adds more fun and difficulty

[@tofucx9285]

over mapped actually looks really nice

[@jadebayoba7073]

This pretty much explains why I suck at Osu, WHY GIVING A 3* SUCH FAST SLIDERS THE FUCK

[@thatbattlecatsperson6967]

Thats the reason i fail on them

[@twistedrealityyt2223]

overmap wait this reminds me the rocket memory

[@Zathylol]

i think the short spinners are fun

[@rockorbonk2713]

ngl, the short spinner one really sincs

[@beffyjeffy21]

Ngl the spinners look hella fun

[@exhortari]

I love how the last one's diffname was [o h n o]

[@SilverStar555]

Yeah, I felt like it summarized the map pretty well

[@walktroughman1952]

I swear I've seen all of these in different maps at least once

[@embeddd]

0:46 pure osu pain