What's the Best Tasting Frozen Sausage Pizza? | Blind Taste Test Rankings

Episode #165: Two Bald Guys Eat Stuff and Talk About It
🍕 There's a lot of them in the frozen aisle, but what's the best tasting sausage pizza?
The Two Bald Guys go for Round 3 in frozen pizza (already deciding a champion in cheese and pepperoni pizzas) and try 9 different brands in a blind taste test. See if you agree with their top choice...

[@violinplayer101]

I love HomeRun Inn pizza...So good! Everyone really seems to like DiGiorno, but I don't like a really thick crust (unless it's Chicago deep dish pizza).

[@og-greenmachine8623]

Thx!😃 Just bought one HRI, on sale.

[@donnabreedlove6862]

The Home Run sausage pizza is my go-to pizza when I'm craving pizza like I grew up with in the Chicago burbs. I can't get good sausage pizza where I live. The favorite topping here is thin slices of ham covering the pizza (think Budding ham). I can't stand it. But the Home Run sausage pizza is awesome, the perfect balance of cheese, sauce, sausage, and crust. The crust is buttery, the sausage flavorful.

[@Prospect_708]

Home run inn hands down. Corn meal crust. Ingredients taste fresh especially the Italian sausage one

[@davenc8527]

Excellent review. I'm from Chicago and Home Run Inn is absolutely the best frozen pizza. Your ability to review pizza is much better and more honest than Dave Portney's!

[@dinorosga9147]

"Immediately when you put it in your mouth you get that sweet sauce"

[@YoBebeMama]

Just tried Jack’s pizza for the first time. 😍 The crust is so buttery and crunchy.

[@BobsErik]

I'm originally from Chicago and now live in the St Louis area. Home Run Inn has been a Godsend. Try cutting it in squares next time you have one.

[@robinboswell467]

You guys are by far the best pizza reviewers out there! I'm from Chicago

[@fialee8ca132]

I miss your reviews! Great job!

[@mattevans8472]

Good vid guys! Keep up the good work.

[@rselby0654]

I love home run inn pizza! You can find it at Sprouts :)

[@tomgrasso4818]

I got it from Harris Teeter, finally going to try it out for the first time for dinner tonight. I heard its really good, excited to see how it turns out. I got the pepperoni/sausage combo

[@59ersfootball]

Tom Grasso did you like it?

[@jwilliams7477]

It's the best and Sprouts often runs a special on them!

[@breadfan9]

YOu can get it at Jerry's Tops

[@darcyjorgensen5808]

Good to know - tx!

[@kennethganser4119]

Connie's is a Chi Town special. Lots of depth, powerful spices and flavor, really thin crust. Delicious.

[@Mikey_Sea]

+1

[@Lily-ps6ph]

Randomly stumbled across you guys and i love your personalities! definitely gonna sub for more :))

[@myCountyMarketvideo]

Thanks, we appreciate the love!

[@PizzaSutra]

Awesome! Keep it up! Pizza is love.

[@twitchster77]

I think red baron would be just about the perfect cheap frozen pizza if their sauce was either a little bit bolder or had a little more of it. Still a great comfort food for me though!

[@robert7984]

Totally agree. Between the crust and real cheese.... perfect.

[@brianowen9380]

Home run pizza is my favorite frozen pizza

[@jeffreypeterson3238]

It's not oregeno in the sausage. It's fennel.

[@johndavidson940]

You have given Jack's the highest review ever in the history of KZbin pizza reviews. I like Jack's when finances are not so good. Maybe it could be justified by considering cost in the overall review. With a Jack's at $2.48, I can add a bit more sauce, sausage and cheese and it is a decent pizza for late at night.

[@CocoaBeachLiving]

Home run with sausage and uncurred bacon, get it👍😉🥓

[@camrencross645]

I just discovered you guys. I really like it. Thanks a lot for these cool reviews of common items at the store! I feel like you gentlemen need to come up with little score cards for items for consistency, then average it out for the final score. For instance, maybe the pizzas have a rating for each: Cheese, Sauce, Crust, Meat, Other Spices / Seasoning, and then overall Appearance/Presentation. From a fellow Bald Guy. haha

[@myCountyMarketvideo]

Thanks, we appreciate the love!

[@billybritt5334]

@@myCountyMarketvideo careful lot of sauge on pizza is fake

[@og-greenmachine8623]

Here for “HOME RUN INN” Just bought one, but never heard of it.

[@aliceantonelli6087]

LOVE IT!!

[@CampItClub]

I would like to try my own review like this. Did you cook all these pizzas at the same time?

[@majornadz1385]

At the factory they get 4' x 4' x 4' boxes of straight pork fat ( no meat ) they dump them into a hopper and add seasonings then grind it all up , then it's dumped into a machine that forms it into balls about the size of billiard balls and plops them on a conveyor moving at a certain speed into a oven . Note there is a trough of grease flowing out'a the oven ( they make biodiesel out of it ) and out the other side of the oven are the little bitty pizza sausages . The whole process is kinda nasty but it smells amazing in there .

[@weshanson8009]

love ur videos!

[@myCountyMarketvideo]

Thanks! We appreciate the love!

[@lelandreynolds1988]

This has taught me, that my local supermarket does not have a good variety of frozen pizza.

[@robinboswell467]

Maybe just do a taste ranking with just the frozen pizzas that come from an actual pizza restaurant. Just to make it a fairer playing field for those that dont have a restaurant.

[@lookoutpiano8877]

Yeah man Jack's is a gem in the rough. The price is always great and you get this delicious pie with that Wisconsin cheese. The rising crust pepperoni is a real treat too. Totally different animal than their thin crust but still excellent.

[@davidd1704]

I swear they changed Jacks and Tony's for the worse several years ago. Jacks is still a top frozen pizza for me. Very under rated.

[@lookoutpiano8877]

@@davidd1704 I can definitely testify as to Jack's having less cheese than it used to. I have read other people's complaints about that so I don't think we are alone.

[@joewger]

DiGiorno is like eating pizza on cornbread. Because its crust is cornbread!

[@camrencross645]

Yeah.... DiGiorno's crust does throw me off. I used to feel a little ashamed that I've always preferred Jack's since it seems like such a cheap pizza. But, after seeing that these guys love Jack's too, I feel better about myself. haha

[@TicklerDude]

Red Barron is the best. If you don’t agree with me, then you’re a racist.

[@VickiB585]

I like Home Run Pizza, great taste for frozen puzza! I don't like cracker crust nor thick bready crust.

[@joshgordon5481]

Have you ever tried Jimmy's Frozen pizza!! I have never had better! Mid priced but best toppings sauce cheese and crust!

[@brittanyking7705]

I'm surprised you didn't do the County Market brand or Red Baron.

[@emilybilbow4990]

Which veggie burger do you recommend?

[@1smae100]

The best would be one with sausage and pepperoni

[@felix121984]

Tombstone is a childhood favorite popular in the mid west. In Massachusetts it came out in 1994. Not widely available and not popular in Mass.

[@damongipson-dg8pc]

It is now cuzz it Rihanna favorite pizza

[@mitchm4962]

Have you guys done best tasting microwaveable popcorn yet?

[@mitchm4962]

Never mind I found it

[@jeffreysuda5801]

I think it's the fennel seed you're tasting.

[@brighidclaire]

I'm hungry, now!

[@nobracobra]

altho frozen pizzas need lots of dr-ing up, i hafta agree with home run inn pizza tyfs

[@clachapelle]

Do you guys like ranch with your pizza? I do.

[@59ersfootball]

I do too

[@novus750]

Yess I do tooo

[@Mikey_Sea]

Gross.

[@clachapelle]

@@Mikey_Sea ALOT OF PEOPLE EAT PIZZA WITH RANCH......... I AM FAR FROM THE ONLY 1................

[@freddieslaughter1107]

You need to do an everything pizza

[@damongipson-dg8pc]

Tombstone all the way the best yessss

[@WhosDylan]

Ooh nice

[@ashkeygii9449]

Best one is Connie's, SUPER. Thank me later. Since I found that, the number of times I've had pizza from a Domino's or Pizza Hut is less than 5 a year.

[@Mikey_Sea]

+1

[@stevek9084]

Yeah connies was probably the best pizza out of all the ones on this video

[@abbynormal7525]

I like Jack’s pizza. It is better than Tombstone

[@a.ortega4505]

Lmao no way

[@GraduateSnoopmenuce]

HI, MY NAME IS SNOOP MENUCE IVE BEEN WENT BALD SINCE JUNE 2021 I LOVE BEING A BALD GUY MORE CONFIDENCE!

[@Michelle-pn9xt]

Of course, the crust on the Digiorno pizza is going to be different . The crust is thicker, and you chose a thin crust for every other pizza. Digiorno makes a pizza with a thin crust. The crust on the Home Run pizza is very different because it is buttery. That is a big difference when compared to other pizza.

[@donaldemery7827]

Please put what the cost of the items are.

[@Minding1111]

Tombstone

[@emilybilbow4990]

Also... if you are spending over $6 on a frozen pizza... you can order one for abt $2 more and not have to bake it yourself...

[@lookoutpiano8877]

In my opinion, some frozen pizzas trump fresh counterparts. I would take a Jack's frozen pizza any day over Little Caesars, or maybe even Pizza Hut.

[@a.ortega4505]

Frozen pizza is actually way healthier than delivered pizza

[@ashkeygii9449]

Connie's pizza can run you about 8 bucks if not on sale. Domino's has gotten better over the years, but I'd prefer a Connie's pizza any day over it.

[@KParks]

Lol body by pizza I gotta get that shirt.

[@myCountyMarketvideo]

You can pick one up here: www.mycountymarket.com/shop/county-market-merch/

[@MsGpetey]

%1000 DAVE IS THE BOTTOM

[@vanhouten7377]

Tombstone is one of the best yet you ranked it the lowest

[@ladylauren4989]

It’s mildly flavored cardboard. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@ianlarue4985]

It taste like crap idk I'm kidding it's alright I prefer jacks Connie's or home run. Screaming Sicilian is good too

[@ianlarue4985]

I like jacks better then tombstone. Although I did used to like them when I was younger and my gramma cooked them. The sauce is good

[@kenbad8271]

You're out of your minds DiGiorno, is far superior in all their pizzas over all of them I've tried home run inn I've tried Jack's I've tried Sam's club and tombstones the others your show I never heard of but don't look good on the video at all and a couple other ones that you don't mention and DiGiorno, in my opinion is by far the best at all of them. Don't get upset it's only my family and friends and my opinion each and every person has their own culinary tastes.

[@kenbad8271]

I forgot to mention if you don't like the thick DiGiorno's crust they also sell a thin crust one it's available at Walmart and probably many other supermarkets

[@kenbad8271]

Sorry another thing I forgot to mention was my Walmart sells 15 different brands of frozen sausage pizza some of them I haven't tried because the price is above what I would want to spend on anyway this means that your test is not very conclusive maybe you should buy all of them before judging which is the best sausage pizza

[@kamala2111]

Jacks pizza is awful

[@stevekaufmann8109]

You guys should stop reviewing pizzas if you think that cornmeal pie that's called a home run inn is better than connies

[@ashkeygii9449]

Connie's cornmeal on pizza is distinct to me, whereas I find HRI doughy. However, you're right in that it doesn't stand a chance with Connie's.

[@Michelle-pn9xt]

Yeah. I do not like it either.

[@Cedsoncole]

Oof

[@fcukyou2_]

Portnoys pizza reviews are way better then these guys

[@stevekaufmann8109]

Holy crap you guys think Jacks is decent thats childrens cafeteria pizza stop making pizza reviews your tastebuds are compromised

[@trigfizzle6876]

These guys are so annoying