What's the Biggest Thing You've Stolen?

James kicks off the show with an Academy Awards recap and a petition to bring Billy Crystal back to the Oscars. After, a story about a video rental 21-years late kicks off a discussion with everyone in the studio about the biggest thing they've ever stolen - and we run the gamut.
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Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke."

[@danhurl1349]

Ok not gonna lie, really love James green suit. He’s giving off a combination of hobbit and Victorian gentleman vibes and I’m here for it

[@TahtahmesDiary]

His new suit game is EXCELLENT agreed! 🤗💚

[@spencer961]

Feels like he's about to welcome us to the emerald city lol

[@foreversocal1]

@@spencer961 spot on

[@scratchy996]

he's wearing the Irish flag.

[@sonaliperera]

He represents gucci now

[@michaelaandersen2656]

I've never commented on a youtube video before but begging James to leave the audience at home is definitely a worthy first. This cast is meant to be alone together

[@radiogoodguy6287]

Best late night show in this format!👍

[@AmyEugene]

It's like those random conversations you'd have at work when things were really slow and the inside jokes you'd make, except with cooler people. I love it!

[@agentorangecb1]

We all agree. It's among the top comments on every video they've done over the last year!! 😉👍

[@marshahector1473]

Agreed! This works! A Covid positive!

[@vcarter0723]

Pete’s not a cameraman, he’s a way of life. Fins up, baby!

[@teresitauy5532]

I agree.

[@hotdamndan9892]

I laughed way too hard to Pete's heck no when James asked him if he watched the Oscar's. Man literally oozes the don't give a damn aura,. Love it! 😂

[@jasonpypsaeris4643]

Oh man Pete is always so on fire every time James goes to him. “Fins Up”🦈🦈🦈, and now “Chillin with my honey”. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@ChristineCAlb1]

“Fins up”??? Is Pete a Miami Dolphins fan?

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Jimmy Buffett fan

[@ArgChica]

Well guess we won't be seeing Ian anymore. This just in "Oregon finally nabbed the beef and beer bandit. Police say they can finally pull down the old eyewitness sketch of him by the coffee station"🤣🤣🤣

[@robynloveschocolate]

🤣👏 brilliant

[@JPEPIC88]

I had a friend who got stoned and forgot he gave me a key. So we used to move his car at lunch just to a different spot. He eventually thought the government was after him and was getting beyond paranoid so we stopped.

[@IMSiegfried]

Tee-hee!

[@joshkidd2075]

"What's the biggest thing you've ever stolen?" Ian: "Other than the hearts of America." Milk flew out of my nose this morning.

[@meeshaylestone]

if y’all manage to steal Rob’s car for a bit I will absolutely die laughing 😂

[@bobbucks]

The Oscar's were good decades ago because it was rare to see your favorite stars outside the movies. Now they chronicle every hour of their lives on social media. Awkwafina had eggs and melon slices yesterday.

[@con3521]

The water?

[@bobbucks]

@@con3521 may have left out a few w's lol

[@tehnemox]

@@con3521 think they mean that chick that had a role in the last jumanji movie. I know nothing about her outside of that and plan on keeping it that way

[@con3521]

@@bobbucks Thought it may have been a marketing tool for awkward folks... ;)

[@elisemiller13]

In Love It! Reggie tells his car theft story..."the car was open, we didn't break in...the key was in the ignition, we just drove it around awhile and put it back right where we found it...LOCKED the Doors......" Nobody....Anybody besides me sitting here thinking...yeah, and did it not occur to them that the guy could not now get to his key in the ignition, because you guys Locked the doors! Haahahahha! Yup, the guy will never even know anyone was Near his car!

[@jo-vf8jx]

It only took me one time of locking my keys in the car for me to make it a habit to have the keys in my hands before I’ll even lock the doors.

[@elisemiller13]

@@jo-vf8jx In the "olden" days, one could sometimes pry up the lock button with a wire coat hanger....now who, besides me will admit to remembering That?! LOL

[@flyingkittenpower]

I 100% thought the same thing when he said he locked it! That poor person whose car they "borrowed", in addition to knowing someone had messed with their car, now they also have to call a locksmith to get into their car!

[@jo-vf8jx]

@@elisemiller13 I do remember that happening to my parents car when I was a little kid. They had the pull up locks and were able to hook a wire hanger just right to be able to pull it up. After a few curse words here and there from dad lol.

[@rowanmayfair9249]

Sadly, biggest thing for me was a refrigerator. It was for a good cause! Abandoned house, a family in the neighborhood needed one badly. Got a dollie and quite calmly walked it down the street.

[@IMSiegfried]

Good on you!

[@maliroa6113]

Ok Robinhood! Lol that was for a good cause though👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@Fern635]

I've never noticed someone's nod before, but Ian has such a cute nod. He's like an enthusiastic little kid.

[@emessenger922]

Yes!!!! Adorable! I am so in love with Ian 😍

[@siobhanc777]

lol this dude on the side naming all the places for his birthday is frickken funny

[@laserbuddha]

I just hope they keep this exact segment, in the future, they don't even need to interview celebrities. Just have Corden have silly conversations with his band.

[@okcomputer1982]

Hey just need to pick better interviews. Creg Ferguson made it work.

[@kathleenglover446]

I agree with you 100%. I wish he would do another carpooling with Bruno Mars. James is so funny I am sure he could come up with new material to use while riding with Bruno😊

[@dearjourneyxokamiahmonique]

James is reckless without an audience... and I love it!!!!!

[@rikkiechambers4959]

Omg Ian makes me laugh so hard .. 🤣🤣love your group so very much this is just awesome every night ! Ian has stolen my Heart lol 🤣🤣

[@PizzaCat42069]

Then you should check out All Fantasy Everything! It’s the best (and only) podcast to ever exist 😎

[@ilowmusic]

Hands down the best suit I've seen on any late show in a long time. Green is your color James!

[@AmaraEmme]

Ofc Reggie takes the most wholesome role in a mosh pit ☺️

[@sarahdunne2293]

The Late Late show is never gonna get old tho ! 😂😊

[@sruthivaseeharan7664]

honestly tho....... I didn't even REALIZE the acadamy awards were happening until I saw it all over social media......😅😅😅

[@joelle4662]

Lol same 😂

[@blabhblaja]

Do you usually watch them (and the nominated films) every year out of interest?

[@palomagarridogarcia]

James, you should present the next Óscar Awards, that would really be something worth loosing sleeping hours

[@platinum4187]

He looks so sharp! Love the suit! The light blue shirt and tones with brown tie so good!

[@kathleensposato5529]

I think that’s a white shirt. The lighting makes it look blue, maybe?

[@rebeccashuman6199]

The Late Late Show with James Corden never gets old! Lol 😂

[@siobhanc777]

oooohhh, i LOVE the emerald/forest/hunter green (not sure of the exact hollywood named shade but u get the picture!) suit, James!! extremely Sharp!!

[@joelle4662]

Why is James dressed as a leprechaun 😂

[@verdatum]

Make this joyride happen. Go full Ferris Buller parking-lot attendants joy-ride. Just return the vehicle in perfect condition.

[@nazligul13]

Wow, amazing progress on weight loss, Ian👏👏👏

[@gloriousexceptionalism2346]

James roasting Rob is a refreshing format

[@Do-U-SmellThat]

I never even heard of nomad land. Yep that's Hollywood for you.

[@mrbeans2425]

Lol ikr. I just looked and apparently it's been on Hulu for a while. Didn't even notice it haha

[@pinayJayX]

Rob is the dad, who just can’t say anything against his rebellious son’s. He knows they‘re just lost and he prays they‘ll just find a women and move out of the house.

[@CountryLongboarding]

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THAT FILMED BIT ABOUT STEALING ROBS CAR!!!

[@telectronix1368]

Rollercoaster during a pandemic: all I wanted was to be strapped in whilst other people's breath and spit was blasted onto my face at high speed. I didn't want something **dangerous** to happen.

[@Lakesgirl42]

Robs private spring 🤣🤣🤣

[@gailremp8389]

I did read that John Batiste Soul and the score one and that was what made me smile. The rest of that I have no clue

[@kylesanders8276]

Arrested 21yrs later for a no-return on a dead technology. Meanwhile bankers on Wall St. be like: Dang I bet that really sucks, huh?

[@IMSiegfried]

felony no less! Hopefully DA or judge will throw it out 'cause a felony can screw your life up for decades.

[@lynnebucher6537]

Technically, the biggest thing I've ever stolen is a horse - - or maybe a car. I committed some "unauthorized borrowing" of both when I was a teenager. Always returned the goods in same condition as before.

[@slidosam]

Missed it for the 50th year in a row.

[@joanne4758]

The Sam Cody Show - Billy Crystal nailed it *"A group of millionaires giving each other gold statues* " - (The last one cost $40M to put on - obscene) Rgds.

[@edwardndriskoll]

Ian has lost some seriously huge weight. A1

[@henriettaraphael4368]

See, if he can just tell me what he did. All that weight offff

[@celticcheetah6371]

@@henriettaraphael4368 sadly I imagine the answer is ‘eat less and move more’ 😩 I like eating and I hate moving haha

[@Endubis]

@@celticcheetah6371 🤣🤣

[@davicampos41]

We need that carjacking segment to happen!

[@tiffanymichaels2429]

I just commented on how did James even come up with letting tramps have an orgie in the back seat. Like why would a mind even go there? I'm pretty sure the vehicle would need a very expensive detailing job after that. Yeah I think he would know.

[@themiltonguy4530]

LOL returned the car to the same spot and locked the door. Was the key inside?

[@ikilledcaptainalex2672]

Still waiting for the James vs Rob alley fight 😂

[@sapphicavenger6532]

11:58 PLEASE! I’m just imagining It’ll be like when you “vandalized” that build board with Damon Wayans jr. to test his loyalty!🤣🤣 Also, Rob, love that you’re speaking out more 💜

[@KikiLivesInMe]

Uhhh those movie quotes got me hyped! “BRING ME THANOS!!!” “Nobody puts Baby in the corner” “My precious.”

[@mpcg102]

Suffered a accident at work today, this video was the medicine I needed

[@RealNathanLehn]

Reggie honestly helped more than he hurt stealing the car. He locked the doors.

[@humanbeing3337]

an ethical thief 😂 Regg sending ❤️

[@nbbim2012]

Rob: You hear that America??? Reggie: The Rob Crabbe Challenge!!!! James: Plot to steal Rob's car & we'll air the clip Quality entertainment yet again from James & the gang

[@mosesgarner2404]

I didn't even know the Academy Awards happened the other night lol

[@bdr420i]

Since I saw Rob's face I can't un see it 😂

[@cookingediblesdragon4570]

Ian is from my hood. I probably served him at Applebee's🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidmeinertdecrepidude]

The biggest thing I've ever stolen: a cast iron claw-foot bathtub.

[@Maya-hq3nv]

I’ll be fine if y’all never have a live audience again

[@albertofernandez4701]

Pleease, steal Rob's car 😂😂😂

[@unholytwinz]

James da 🐐, no cap

[@YugiohNumberOneFan]

That green suit really bring James eyes out!😅

[@SoyDominikan2]

While a teenager, I stole with my brother a tree from the street because we couldn't afford a Christmas tree

[@thomthom6268]

Not sure why, but I totally believe Reg about stealing the car and returning it.

[@vadacris4095]

Nice Reggie! LoL Outer ring contaminant! I miss that job (c=

[@michw3755]

Fancy Blackpool being mentioned on The Late Late Show😮

[@starspacecommander4706]

I was Airborne in the Army. Took a leap of faith.

[@ayadali9112]

😂😂😂Neither can my own parents, James!🤣🤣🤣

[@RugNug]

I stole License to Ill. I had to have it, and didn't have the $9 for the tape. 😂

[@jonathanperry8331]

I rather be on the highest roller coaster with stairs then being stuck upside down for 2 hours like at six flags

[@edwardndriskoll]

James you play this game on "would i lie to you" but in the states. You can still go to jail for these actions your making people admitt.

[@chloejean7427]

It looks like James cordon just came back from the masters.

[@tesflassig1650]

Gaetz reference!!! I’m here for it!! 🤣

[@yalondahowell9960]

Love this show...!! Much love guy's

[@kalydoy1860]

I'd be on my belly, crawling from step to step; if I was incredibly stupid enough to get on this roller-coaster in the first place.

[@RealNathanLehn]

“...deal with it Susan.”

[@godnme07]

I want james do 'take a break' again

[@hhunstad2011]

looking good Ian, keep up the good work!

[@agentorangecb1]

Pete is a legend. James is a millionaire celebrity and friend of the stars but he still wonders what Pete is doing and thinks Pete must have a better life 🤣

[@edwardndriskoll]

Killer suit.

[@cindyhofmann8356]

OMG THIS SHOW IS SO FREAKING FUNNY 😄🤣🤣🙂

[@Akennalady]

10:45 I think "someone" noted, when they went back to the car and found it locked with the key inside!

[@tonyahoward3563]

I've been on that roller coaster in Blackpool...even have video somewhere of it.

[@westardsleychurchnotices6667]

That's Leeds Festival for you.

[@Raviolling]

That SUIT. Damn, James.

[@emilyrosenfeldt1641]

But if the car was unlocked when you found it and you locked it, did you just lock them out of their car???

[@joshpaul2226]

Oh my god, i love blackpool pleasure beach

[@pd4887]

Lol every office has a rob 😆😆😆

[@RealNathanLehn]

Pete’s living a better life than us all.

[@Blessedevenwithms]

I Stole Someone’s Heart ❤️

[@lilchada]

stay tuned for Joyride Karaoke!

[@JohnAranita]

Yeah, I went to a 7-Eleven to withdraw $20 from a Bank of America ATM. I entered $20, but the machine dispensed $40.

[@86_Bullnose]

Gotta steal Rob’s car.

[@elliehull6773]

I NEED HARRY STYLES BACK ON THE SHOW ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

[@squaresdavid7439]

Hey Ian! I'm from Oregon...John Day Oregon, which even YOU may have never heard of, it's THAT small! But YES!! That is absolutely a law; the employees cannot touch you, no matter what! I totally forgot all about that! ....I routinely stole donuts...not just any donut, it was the croissant guys?? You know what i mean!

[@sollusmarkis5463]

Ian, you aren't stupid. The Oscars is just boring

[@vcarter0723]

Ian listing the restaurants and food establishments 😂😂 Didn’t you say your birthday was in March? It’s May? “I get my M’s mixed up sometimes”

[@joymcdonald8240]

A other great monologue. Love ian. He gives me a laugh too

[@sarahupsarahdown]

I love the suit!!!!!

[@FVWhimsy2010]

lolol...Skippers

[@mrbeans2425]

Oh my god! I LOVE Reggies shirt! I need one!!! Reggie!where can I get that shirt!?

[@Fpvpilot928]

I like how Reggie thinks that nobody noticed him stealing the car when he says that he locks the doors on the way out. Let's figure this out - a person habitually leaves their car unlocked, and maybe with the keys in it as well. Reggie drops off the car and locks it, presumably with the keys inside it, and the person now has to get inside their car which is now locked with the keys inside it, lol.

[@kaylynbaldwin7419]

JAMES WE WANT ONE DIRECTION

[@ANTheWhizkid]

Wait until Rob finds out about those fancy air hydrators that blow this mystical steam over your desk.

[@maxwellsnow-cleaning690]

Yey Blackpool got a mention 😂

[@Nada_jkx]

Papa mochi we love you

[@newtempphone-ash9507]

yes to this one.