What’s The Dumbest Thing Someone Ever Said With Complete Seriousness?

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@princessmarlena1359 10 ай бұрын

I had a work supervisor who said “Employees should do more than what they are paid. It’s called ‘giving 110%’ and ‘going above and beyond’!” Imagine if a store sold their wares at less than what the owner purchased said goods? That’s a terrible business model, and the store would go out of business…

@LimelyT 10 ай бұрын

I'm a student, not a teacher, but in my study hall class, there was this one kid who said "But Americans go to the UK, so since its allied with us, the UK is part of the US!" with dead seriousness. None of us have any learning disabilities and we're in middle school. Middle school. I cannot-

@DarkKingsKing 10 ай бұрын

One time, I was riding my bike home from work (my job is a quarter mile from my house) when I saw my neighbor struggling to push her giant pickup truck home. She'd run out of gas. Without a word from either of us, I throw my bike into the bed and started pushing. When we pass by my house, I tell her to park in my driveway. I see her mom come running and ask what I'm doing as I'm pouring the contents of my small gas can into her daughter's gas tank. I say "Clearly, I'm turning your daughter's truck into a transformer." The mom heard "trans" and called the police. She even asked me what my address is which I told her. 2 cops came and were annoyed by the stupid crazy lady. The mom lived in her daughter's house for about 2 months after that before she was arrested for stabbing her daughter. The daughter is fine.

@LeolaTheElf 2 ай бұрын

@@DarkKingsKing sounds like a crazy lady 😟

@DarkKingsKing 2 ай бұрын

@@LeolaTheElf I really should've call her "mentally ill". She spent a few months in a psychiatric hospital and my neighbor says her mom's doing much better living at her brother's house.

@LeolaTheElf 2 ай бұрын

@@DarkKingsKing well that’s good..

@DanielleB-fh3hd 10 ай бұрын

When I was a kid I seriously believed hot dogs came from cat tails from lakes😂.

@laceyaryn 10 ай бұрын

Someone was adamant that chickens and birds weren't animals....I think they were mistaken for mammals

@minecraft991115 10 ай бұрын

I had a teacher that confused active high and active low even when her notes and slides perfectly described what active low was. when we confronted her about it she doubbled down and claimed all the slides, all the lab code and we where wrong.

@theeradicator110 3 ай бұрын

3:53 he isnt wrong drinking energy drinks to make your heart beat faster actually works and is considered cardio bc your hart doesnt care why its beating faster, only that it IS beating faster

@robirvine6970 2 ай бұрын

What nonsense. Cardio is a form of exercise, tachycardia doesn't provide ANY benefits.

@theeradicator110 2 ай бұрын

@@robirvine6970 it's not nonsense do your own research first buddy it's true. The heart doesn't care why it's beating faster and harder, only that it IS beating faster and harder

@GoldusVR 6 ай бұрын

20:01 when mentioning weight, the subtitles use the pound symbol (money) instead of the pound symbol (weight) which I just wanted to point out

@ninomitchell2039 2 ай бұрын

5:38 which house member

@Thomas-cd3vq 2 ай бұрын

The young lady that had the baby chipmunk that grew into a squirrel is in the House of representatives? Quite possible when we consider that there is one Congressman who thinks islands float and if too many people are on an island, it will tip over. Heaven help us!

@DJF1947 5 күн бұрын

Wasn't it a US Senator who asked whether the Parks Department might be able to alter the Earth orbit in order to fight climate change?

@williambarnes5023 5 күн бұрын

6:30 This lady was correct in a backward sort of way. Pork is from pigs, and chevon is from goats. The animal is a goat, the meat is chevon.

@Aziza_Nyxie_Jynx_Ashling 3 ай бұрын

I had a doctor who told me “instead of taking any psych meds that I should instead drink, that it was easier and better” he went on for over 15 mins about why I should drink alcohol anytime I felt “unstable and needed to relax” to drink alcohol when I had a migraine or anxiety attack. Alcohol can fix it all, apparently. This same doctor apparently told another patient that to make the pain killers work faster and better take it with a glass of wine. Looking back I wonder if he was an alcoholic…

@davidpumpkinsjr.5108 10 ай бұрын

I had a teacher that once said in class, with absolute seriousness, that the Catholic Church was the sole cause of overpopulation. I had no idea there were so many catholics in China.

@Sapwolf 4 ай бұрын

Mormons: "Hold my beer."

@micmac274 3 ай бұрын

185 pounds weight rendered as £185 feels weird as someone from the UK. He lost money as well as weight.

@ajk496 27 күн бұрын

In my government class during my senior year of high school, a classmate asked if the planes hijacked and crashed into the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001 kept flying after they hit the towers. It was the day after the twelfth anniversary that she asked this question, long after it was established that the planes were destroyed on impact.

@XxromancebabyxX 3 ай бұрын

in high school, i cant remember whay but we were talking about holidays or something and the teacher said that we (her and i) celebrate christmas and my friend montel (black guy) celebrates kwanza, and i look at him and hes confused and says he celebrates christmas, teacher said "no, you celebrate kwanza" she was saying all this in a soft patronizing tone

@Lordofhogs 10 ай бұрын

one time when i was little, i told a kid my name and how to spell it, and they told me i spelled it wrong (i didn’t)

@Shadethedragonpuppeteer 2 ай бұрын

💀

@jackchop1576 10 ай бұрын

Girl dating a bi guy who cheated on her and left her for the same woman: "Why didn't he leave me for a man?" She was expecting to break up because of another man.

@HappyWithGuns 2 ай бұрын

a girl in my sophomore Honors math class refused to believe that sqrt(-1) was impossible and said its just the same as -sqrt(1)

@18videowatcher41 10 ай бұрын

On one hand, these videos are entertaining, but on the other, this kind of stupidity causes me mental distress. 😒

@Varus78 11 күн бұрын

the teacher wasnt wrong about thanksgiving in germany, just that there is no meat served. its a harvestfair

@DJF1947 5 күн бұрын

The so-called genius, Nikola Tesla, thought that the Moon does not rotate. LOL.

@SilentStorm98 6 ай бұрын

i had to stop watching, these were giving me a headache

@simonkennedy6116 10 ай бұрын

I worked with a real jerk who believed a woman's place was in the kitchen and men were too good for cooking and said this in front of about a dozen of us. Then I asked what about barbecue? He said it was the womans job. Well all of us were like "seriously, you don't barbecue?" He was quiet about it after that

@Fast_Eddy_Magic 10 ай бұрын

Cleopatra died in a plane crash. "Drive up the hill (in road), then..." "The hill doesn't go up, it only goes down."

@larkop6504 5 ай бұрын

Told a colleague we had a German aircraft arriving later that night, registration B1RD, my colleague asked with all sincerity should she get the pilot to feather the props. 2 hours later she stormed in shouting you pricks have had me stood out in the cold all night waiting for a bird to land. She flipped when asked did she feather the props

@Varus78 11 күн бұрын

but thats how we do that in germany: we raise huge birds and ride on their backs all around the world, really!

@larkop6504 11 күн бұрын

@Varus78 Well sadly the German auto market is taking a battering, lol highlight the potential of your captured market. Thanks for the laugh.

@Varus78 11 күн бұрын

@@larkop6504 yes thanks to our idiotic goverment and their voters who keep voting for these politicans. lets hope sane people will get these politicans out of office before the damage cant be repaired. there are still sane and good people in this country and when america can clean hourse, so can we!

@larkop6504 11 күн бұрын

@@Varus78 Believe it ain't any better in the UK or Ireland. Everyone is convinced their vote matters when the people are given the illusion of choice. At least in Germany you have held onto your heavy manufacturing capabilities. You have also heavily invested in production efficiency, if you mention that in the UK you get sacked. Met some funny German automotive managers over the years, straight to the point, where's my product. Your Luftwaffe pilots we're gentlemen when they stayed in the UK.

@Varus78 11 күн бұрын

@@larkop6504 ive lived in the uk&ireland for some years so i know a thing or two about it. the problem is that merkel turned the former conservative CDU into a progressiv/leftist party and the voters dont get it, so one leftist goverment after the next get into power. they made energy so expensive with the no russian oil&shutdown of nuclear plants that industry cant compete and either flees or goes bankrupt. mass immigration makes the country unsave and in danger of a islamist coup and puts strains on the social system that are impossible to finance and on top the financing via EU of the southern states, italy, greece and spain, never stopped so inflation keeps rising. so thats the problems in a nutshell but the rise of the Afd makes me mildly optimistic. we will soon have a CDU&Green goverment and then the voters will hopefully see that the CDU will make problems worse not better. what about the UK?

@KebboStar 10 ай бұрын

a kid once told me my name meant Devil and tried to get me to change my name and get exorcised. My name is Sophie

@cg0825 4 ай бұрын

Don't use the cloth tape measure to measure that. It won't be accurate because its a waist tape measure. So is an inch on this one not equal to an inch on that one? That was my mom, the one who I had to explain for ten minutes that a pound of feathers weighs the same as a pound of lead

@dracodarkheartgaming2357 2 ай бұрын

I find it funny when people think the moon and sun are the same thing. Or that the earth is flat, and to support this claim, they ignore every natural law and even their own eyes.

@DJF1947 5 күн бұрын

Apparently, some people panic when they first see the Sun and Moon in the sky at the same time. I remember a guy saying that he hadn't realised that the Sun is a star until he started to make a TV series called The Planets. He was 'Head of science' at the BBC! And, predictably, one episode of The Planets was called ... The Moon. LOL.

@dracodarkheartgaming2357 4 күн бұрын

@DJF1947 I would never have thought of the Moon as a star. I mean you can even see it's surface and it's solid rock.

@DJF1947 4 күн бұрын

@@dracodarkheartgaming2357 Who would? But not knowing that the Sun is a star is already pretty stupid. Thinking that the Moon appears only at night is stupid. But even 'intelligent' people, when they see the Sun and Moon in the sky at the same time, often ask why the brightest part of the Moon is not in the direction of the Sun.

@Sebas-kp7nj 10 ай бұрын

I used to work at a hotel as a receptionist, and as part of the uniform I had to wear a little nametag, so this guy looked at me and my nametag and asked: So what's your Costa Rican name? like if my name should be Juan or something

@ericb3157 10 ай бұрын

ugh, story 6 reminded me of a scene in a book where a man's organs fell out of his butt...after someone poisoned him. i forget the name of the novel, but i'm pretty sure it was by David Drake.

@Just_here1988 2 ай бұрын

I said one time in a Calculus class “2 x 6 = 18”💀

@gruffbvz4610 6 ай бұрын

3:05 not that it mattered you need roual blood to be in the roual family otherwise you can't be husban\ wife material

@TaxoPanda 10 ай бұрын

i thought the mom would go outside naked 🤣😅

@SinCityOn2Wheels 10 ай бұрын

" untold tales "

@Stonedsheepu8906 10 ай бұрын

Story 5: nahnahnah that girl is valid. There’s definitely grown women that still dream of being a real princess, not childish. She just needs a boyfriend that makes her feel like one. It’s the best she can get

@doraps4764 4 ай бұрын

the goat meat confuses me. Didnt she ask what goat meat is called? like pig meat is pork, goat meat is ???

@LeolaTheElf 10 ай бұрын

Why would a teacher think they celebrate an American holiday in Germany. Other than Christmas, we share that one.

@dracodarkheartgaming2357 2 ай бұрын

I remember we celebrated the harvest in elementary school in Germany. That was the closest we got ever to celebrate Thanksgiving, but it was still different and only for little kids.

@LeolaTheElf 2 ай бұрын

@@dracodarkheartgaming2357 sounds like a fun time.