What's the STUPIDEST Rule You've Ever Been Expected to Abide by? - Reddit Podcast

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[@thomasbriscojr.3765]

When will you go back to making new videos?

[@katiecorrigan9802]

Yeah you need to make new vid

[@radfordra]

0:00 what's the most stupid rule you've been expected to abide by 21:37 what's the most bizarre medical issue you've seen someone trying to hide or mask 42:49 911 operators what's the strangest serious emergency you've heard 01:03:46 managers what secret tests do you put interviewees through without their 01:24:17 what was the stupidest reason you got woken up for 1:44:24 Human Resources what's the pettiest what the hell complaint that you've had to deal 02:06:44 what is the most chaotic good act that you've ever witnessed my former employer 02:27:39 what are some wholesome historical facts not taught in 02:49:03 what's an unethical way that people save money It took me 5 minutes to find the story time stamps. You the editor can put this in the description and youtube will parse the chapters automagically, or you can hire this weaponized ADHD bastard to do it for you.

[@s.h.6858]

I would hire you! Thanks for doing the work for the rest of us.

[@alexrobbins4566]

hire this man!

[@katiecorrigan9802]

Yes thank you!!!

[@byuftbl]

I had a roommate that made up a stupid rule for our house. Mind you we were all adults 30+ years in age. She didn’t want any of us to have a guy in our room with the door closed, claiming she wanted to know they were there so they didn’t see her in her pajamas. I mostly ignored the rule. I’m sorry if you’re uncomfortable being seen in pajamas, but that’s not my problem! I might have a guy in my room and want privacy. She moved out later that year. Such a stupid rule for a bunch of adults

[@buildingblock1518]

How did it take the dude *2 months* to realize it was their school color? Did no one in the faculty tell him this whole time?

[@TheJhinkaQueen]

Youd be surprised how much information these days is assumed knowledge, they probably assumed he knew or that someone had already told him 😂 ive got lots of gaps in my own knowldege base for super basic stuff for this exact reasoning 😅

[@TrippyTrash1999]

Every school I’ve ever attended or visited or even just hear of punished all students or the whole class for something only 1 or a group of students did. If your parents were rich suck ups you’d be able to get away with basically anything. Including not obeying the new rules and lack of privileges being used to punish us

[@DisabledgamerJ1]

It took a new principal 2 MONTHS to figure out his school's colors???

[@s.h.6858]

I like the Babylon Bee style nail clipper is a dangerous weapon skit. Well done, whoever that OP was.

[@crystalweible152]

My school tried to enforce a short rule, 3ins above the knee max. No cut offs either. I am nothing but leg, it became a problem. My 6'3" father came into the wearing the regulation shorts to make a point. They had to change the rule to 5in INSEAM inseam instead. 😂

[@TheReal_CoachCason]

Story #27 was literally what I had to go through myself when applying to colleges in late 2019/early 2020. Life was hard as a homeschooler.🤣🤦‍♂️

[@crystalweible152]

My school tried to enforce a short rule, 4 inches above the knee max. No cut offs either. My family is nothing but legs. My 6'3" father came to the school with shorts 2in from his junk and told them to kick rocks.😂

[@hazelgrunts]

Something funny I’ve noticed as a Canadian: BC schools are incredibly sensitive with their dress codes and any shirt with a skull or gun on it will probably get you in trouble. Finger guns are not allowed. High schools in Alberta don’t give a fuck. The other week, someone in my class wore a “Fuck bitches, get money” shirt to school twice in a row without being caught.

[@FaerieAmira]

I’m laughing hard at the first story

[@hallofguns8174]

At least the principal was able to own up to it and embarrassed himself to make it up to everyone.

[@IsYitzach]

9:28 That device is quite clever, but also very stupid. It will mute the audio for a few seconds on either side of the bad word and sanitize the closed captioning. Sometimes, the few seconds isn't enough. Sometimes it has a false positive. Technology Connections has a video on it and how it works in principle. Ben Eater got nerd sniped and disassembled the sanitizing circuit to figure out it how it worked.

[@s.h.6858]

I love the emu and rhino stories.

[@bignsmall555]

High-school 03 to 06 no solid color t-shirt. It was considered gang related/ drug dealers. A white t with a small logo was ok but you was sent home if it was just a solid white/ blue/ or red t-shirt.

[@CletusSpuckler43]

Bro If I had to wear a thick black blazer then I would just stop drinking water and pass out then sue and get a buck😂 I don’t live in the us tho but assuming it was there then hell yeah

[@Biggirl4life.]

Not being able to stack draw 2's in the game of UNO!

[@GangMember9000]

1:40:43 I usually microwave my potatoes in Saran Wrap for like 10 minutes so unless she’s got some industrial grade microwave time shouldn’t have been an issue😂

[@TrippyTrash1999]

My last 2: back in high school you got 8 absent days with no affect on your grade. No exceptions. In the hospital? Better borrow a nurse’s laptop and attend online! Yes, they actually said we had to ask a nurse to borrow their laptop… Also you got 2 bathroom breaks per semester during class time but only 4 minutes to get from class to class. No matter how far apart your classes were. I dropped out in 2018. No GED but it was better than that hell hole! I was failing anyways and definitely would not have graduated no matter what.

[@TrippyTrash1999]

My high school required afab students to wear feminine clothing to all dances. Including prom. They gave a guy in school suspension for wearing a suit because he was trans… safe to say I never supported school spirit or any fundraisers or events. It was a public school… sadly that school played favorites. If your parents donated money a lot you were automatically better than everyone else :(

[@MusingsOfApathy]

Story #8: "Might be better if he never found out." Nothing like promoting paternity fraud. Or... how about if we make DNA testing standard so people stop trying to take advantage of the wrong man as the father.

[@theflamingskull1094]

1:26:40 I miss heard woken up as broken up so I was very concerned when I heard people talking about their siblings

[@morticiaaddams7866]

😅RIP Pilot Paul.

[@MINGIRL1979]

Yeah, if I were a “new hire” where the higher ups took them out to “test their limits” when it came to alcohol, they’d have no problems with me…I. Don’t. Drink. Alcohol. LOL! 😅 I’d be drinking pop or water or apple juice or milk.

[@dracodarkheartgaming2357]

Form a line?A Conga line or a Bolognese?

[@katiecorrigan9802]

2:41:22 this is my favorite story

[@blusdrxgons]

2:10:18 Heathers reference-