What's WRONG with ENGLAND?! | FILTHY @ FIVE

[@TheCrazykicks07]

Flilthy without Tego is what England would be without Southgate. Free flowing football.

[@blackrock666satan]

Nah😂

[@ChrisA2]

Nah dont do Tego like that Lool. He actually makes it a show

[@drogbaturn]

That’s mad 😂

[@RichMPiBlue.]

Nope.

[@marshallcampbell6498]

💀

[@maddarmaddar6417]

Dan starting this episode means it’s going to be a chaos 😂😂

[@LilVillainDex]

A great chaos ;))

[@amohammed4407]

Miles had so much freedom in the middle of the park without Tego playing

[@jah422]

TALK ABOUT IT. They let him live

[@MrA-hc9fi]

@@jah422 Think Tego was his boy. Cause he never came back

[@Chigz10]

lmao 10 seconds without Tego and Dan is already causing chaos with the intro 😂

[@garyharold3991]

no tego is like when theres a sub teacher, pure chaos

[@whosmans4788]

Mentioning sub teachers only brings me back to one moment...

[@kevin084life]

@@whosmans4788The Miles vs Poet Civil War

[@drankvangundy8127]

Actually was tamed making me think Theo himself typed this comment😂

[@akaskinz1856]

Yo what's the class saying😂​@@whosmans4788

[@BruckyG95]

No way tego gets back in the starting line up

[@UnapologeticRed]

Player-manager benefits

[@IamAKIANO]

This aged nicely

[@SM-ft2jv]

No Tego? I USE TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS TO RHYME LIKE THIS

[@AF-we4re]

quality 🤣

[@teamtakage2180]

No tego and you're flowing like this 😂

[@forzaacmilan36]

In the matter of time I spent on some locked up shit

[@chadnunes2929]

This is the equivalent of a free period. No supervision just vibes 😂

[@eyedentv]

No Tego like button

[@LoonyAlpaca]

Get a life

[@BLKSHEEPSTUDIOS]

@@LoonyAlpacais definitely Tego 😂😂

[@hnbastro]

I prayed for days like this

[@harveyh9129]

tego is crease u man just don’t watch no rules

[@hnbastro]

@@harveyh9129 we don't watch because it's even more Tego. I've tried and Dazza and Jordy can only do so much.

[@sussell19]

Dan to host every week 😂

[@daveharrisonjnr]

Loving the quick fire introductions it’s so crazy and Dans laugh solidifies why he has to be a shoe in for the Ballon D’Or

[@skengblazerentertainment1358]

Wait what? No Tego? Caught me offffff guard

[@Fulltimed3g3n]

Mums

[@starr2618]

This might be the best episode in their 10 years

[@Evianfresh14]

Savage dan said it best “ I’ve tried to be a fan, But I just can’t “

[@jrmitch97]

Breath of fresh air. Fellas just talking ball no lists

[@jrark1163]

Dismissing Wharton immediately is a bit odd. He has all the attributes England need in midfield. Margs is spot on.

[@msesay98]

Facts but what dyu expect? I watch this show for pure laughs not ball knowledge

[@akaskinz1856]

Mainoo is more consistent

[@jdoublen59]

Poet describing Wharton every second but not wanting to play him is infuriating

[@Joeonline26]

Lol ain't no way this guy is picking a white man. Poet's racism would never allow it.

[@arsenal4L]

It's understandable tho Wharton is inexperienced

[@testadalord01432]

@@arsenal4Lso is Mainoo, wtf are you lot doing

[@arsenal4L]

​@testadalord01432 ye but who do these guys play for obs that's gonna play a role in things just like hiw foden is off the left instead of Gordon and how walker starts over taa at rb

[@MR12AMAZING]

​@@Joeonline26Poet ain't racist. He was backing Kane on one of the other episodes even though he's white and played for Spurs.

[@garett2658]

Add Specs and PK to this line up and it’s potentially the best filthy episode ever

[@stoneboy_jc]

22:42 in terms of someone with the rodri, kroos, jorginho quality to play with their back to goal, pick it up from the CBs and advance it quickly, ross barkley in the 6 at luton town was crazy this season, i truly think thats the type of player england need. then have 1 or 2 pressing 8s like rice bellingham or mainoo in front of him.

[@wristbreak]

WHARTON!!!

[@Prime1Wunna]

Comparing Ross Barkley to Rodri or Kroos😭😭 look at the levels

[@stoneboy_jc]

@@Prime1Wunna hes obviously not up there do i even have to clarify that? im just highlighting similar qualities that the other euro contenders have in their 6 but england dont

[@Donl3ooo]

"Oi am I begging it, am I begging it" 😂😂 Already a classic

[@T1712]

After recent things came to light 1:31 - makes so much sense 😂😂😂

[@Wavy_one23]

Facts

[@Rain72006]

Dan's laughter makes anything ten times funnier

[@smurfxvi]

Finally they got rid of the problem

[@eggfriedreus793]

Poet is still here tho?

[@bri1085]

​@@eggfriedreus793😂😂😂 Real

[@irvingodinez5782]

​@@eggfriedreus793i can easily tolerate poet with no tego

[@blackmancanjump23]

Nah I love this chaos episode without Tego. Like bagging a club ting, it can't be regular but it's nice every once in a while

[@bobbyalbino9]

Dan leading the line in place of Tego is crazyyyyyy

[@cxmmxndmusic]

You look a bit like tego 😂

[@debby13-y7n]

Tego is that you?

[@OkayOJ.]

You look like Tego on Ozempic

[@Drtruman]

Dan has underrated versatility.

[@costascosmas5347]

Ben White would’ve added so much. Overlaps, already knows Saka. I’m not even an England fan but it would’ve helped building out

[@bait1s]

his choice he’s not picked

[@costascosmas5347]

@@bait1s I’m aware

[@bait1s]

@@costascosmas5347 nice

[@nemo.0755]

@@bait1she didnt go because Southgate and his staff treated him poorly lol and then lied saying everything was okay

[@bri1085]

Or just play the best RB I the world at RB instead of playing some who's only skill is he's fast

[@chadrampersad]

There was no boring parts of this episode, perfection

[@danieldp4493]

No tego is like having a free house for the weekend

[@davidramjee]

18:25 Miles making the best point, Bellingham has played the majority of his football as a CM both at Birmingham and Dortmund, only recently with Madrid lacking a striker he’s been playing that advanced role

[@jaridarendse6915]

Only thing missing from this line up is Specs. Imagine, miles, lippy, Dan, jordy, margz, specs and no tego. That's pure chaos ball😂😂 yet class😂

[@AA-bv7he]

That’s playground ball no rules 😂

[@andrebrai9999]

No joke this was the healthiest episode the energy just feels real calm

[@KEVINFURTADO488]

no tego means we are off the rails today

[@Load122]

Didn’t expect a Dan led episode to be so streamlined, they were moving like prime Barça going from topic to topic

[@SirSaizen]

No Tego? 🎉🎉🎉 Bants from the first minute, let's go!! 😂

[@joubeid8311]

They dropped Tego and won 5-0, Dan bagged a hattrick. Surely they give Tego’s bag to Dan and keep him up front

[@lijah_3008]

Everyone playing one touch rather than Tego just spraying long balls for an hour beautiful to see😂

[@FlexLuther123]

This episode felt so natural. Everyone was just vibing

[@surnameslade]

Strange that one episode Tego's absent happens to be the most dense ball knowledge episode in a while.

[@ethan_shrapnel]

Tego would not have let any JB or Rice criticism land. This is healthy dialogue, for once.

[@checkm8_47]

The best episode of the summer😂😂😂

[@leximexi1934]

Nahhh the free flowing football ive just seen from this episode is crazy. This reminded me of prime MSN team i could cry 😭

[@TheCofarrell]

Audios sounding clean this week

[@TheAssaultkid]

Rah this is the first Filthy@Five episode Tego is not on. I never thought this day would come.

[@londonmade]

Dan starting the show 😂😂😂

[@bb2757]

26:49 ngl, that was smooth transition play from poet

[@NemoUddin]

Dans laugh is different but margs’ laugh kills meeeeeeeeeeeee

[@ShutThePuck]

Margs knows ball, the changes he would make to the team make the most sense

[@Footieheritage]

KOBBIE MAINOO ALWAYS BEEN SPECIAL SAW HIM IN LOCKDOWN WHEN HE WAS 15 AND THE WORLD NEVER KNEW WHO HE WAS BUT ALWAYS KNEW HE WOULD BE A BIG PLAYER IN FURURE ITS JUST COME VERY QUICK PROUD OF HIM ENGLAND LUCKY TO HAVE SUCH A MIDFIELD MYSTRO!!!💫

[@seyance9820]

See how Henry was a 9 at Arsenal but he played on the left at Barca, that was when the game evolved away..

[@anonuser6625]

Facts

[@MR12AMAZING]

Tbf he played at Monaco and Juventus on the wing.

[@GurinderJohal]

Jude stays on the pitch and plays where he wants because he is in the changing room with his arm around Southgate, telling him that this is what he needs and Southgate just listens

[@jgreen114]

“Don’t answer the door to anybody, I’ll be back soon” - probably Tego

[@a9ine85]

Tego slander is shameful😂😂😂😂

[@fabianburke5209]

Looooool this was so refreshing without Tego taking over every conversation

[@sabiqrafid]

Tego just broke his Inaki Williams run

[@touchlinetv3024]

england dont have technical midfielders to actually play this 6/8 position

[@thesealeynetwork]

The boys held it down!!! Cold! 👏🏾

[@zeusandwho3024]

Lamine Yamal can play at 9pm btw , Spanish FA will be heavily fined due to German employment laws , which include post game press etc which is considered as work.

[@624Nya]

Genius Intro 😂😂

[@Nightzey]

Can already tell this gonna be fire lmao

[@kavtv898]

The chemistry this ep was unmatched!! Best filfthy I've seen in a hot sec

[@oneofthemostnotorious]

The way Dan closed out the show is why Tego is so necessary lol. Dan stepped in but that role is hard work.

[@kolaobayanju]

39:35 how did no one catch the Wayne Lineker joke 😂

[@San-Tzu]

We said no Poet smh

[@Hemotronic]

replace Poet with Specs and add PK and this is the best lineup since 2004 AC Milan

[@dylantaank6962]

you know when the gaffer gets sacked and the players start playing better with more bounce etc, this is exactly the case without tego

[@AJA72189]

Acting like we ain’t got a 6 in the squad when Wharton is sitting on the bench

[@anonymouslyanonymous3068]

Them pradas look like swimming goggles on miles' head😂

[@trevormeecham7884]

Where is specs it’s been months

[@shotbymole]

Terrance Howard said no was too funny

[@GuesswhereIsMe]

Poet has a lower back tattoo

[@YouKnowMeBruv]

The king of filthy has returned.....and I stand on that 😂😂😂😂

[@jrv_27]

Englands best formation is 343 with the players they got Pickford- gehi- Stones-Walker. Saka Rice- Bellingham-Trent- palmer/Gordon-Kane Foden

[@thabisomanukuza8973]

no Tego? I used to pray for times like this

[@jamesarkwright5712]

The problem is these players are hyped up by the media as outstanding individuals, but in reality they rely heavily on system-based football for their club. Yeah Foden looks unreal for City, but how often is he finishing/assisting excellent Pep moves compared to contributing with his individual skill? Of course the Madrid players at this tournament are looking cold, because their manager is the only real elite gaffer in Europe who encourages individual expression on the pitch

[@lgordon2038]

This was hella entertaining. Any Albania gyal dem holler at me as well innit!😂

[@Vat6ré]

You know ball Ibr

[@lgordon2038]

@@Vat6ré 😂

[@chinksey-MEDIA]

Everything haywire without Tego Like when no teacher in the classroom for five mins😂

[@CarlosCasanova9]

"we dont need that view" 🤣

[@bobbyjames6516]

i’m Muslim but no tego on filthy is what i imagine christmas morning feels like

[@0x0x0x0]

a lot of people that have been wishing for YEARS to have no tego are now realising how weird it feels without him, and thats because most people that say that have no idea what it takes to actually produce a show like this lol its similar to how people say jordy should be replaced even though he plays his role perfectly - most commenters dont know what makes a good panel, you can't have 6 PKs or 6 specs

[@no1raniuk854]

1 PK or Specs would be nice though.

[@0x0x0x0]

@@no1raniuk854 i definitely agree, especially specs

[@SharnoRaubenheimer]

“It’s like Spain with like strikers”, that’s so real😂

[@louiealissa]

You were so focused and didn’t veer off this episode. On your best behaviour whilst Tego was away 😂

[@DaBN4L]

1:30 Getting money now Apparently not 😂😂😂

[@r.i.psteez929]

You NEED Wharton or Trent (at right back ofc) they’re the only 2 that can dictate play from the back and actually progress the ball

[@adamoconnor6399]

England has no forward runners other than saka Trent can’t pick out flash passes like he does for Liverpool without willing runners and that’s why everyone thinks Trent can’t play midfield but yet he has the best stats of any England midfielder 😐

[@r.i.psteez929]

@@adamoconnor6399 Gordon and Watkins would do it but both haven’t gotten a sniff. I’d even take Kane out and play Foden as a false 9, that’s how you fit Foden and Bellingham together imo

[@victorkihungi4388]

Eddie Howe as England manager is an incredible shout.

[@L.T736]

Big up Margs for actually supporting England

[@NewWorld-tt3mw]

This epp was so refreshing wow 🥹🙏🏿

[@whazeerwassin9382]

Calling Southgate Vince McMahon is crazy 😭😭😭😭😭

[@herschellebenting7558]

"it's not defensive, it just provides more protection" Poet 2024

[@5678hgvhjkjnbnm]

You know the worlds gone mad when Miles' opinion is now more respectable than Poet's...

[@keithalbert5959]

This show isn’t the same without specs !!! 💁🏽‍♂️

[@Earthling_FC]

As an Aussie, this is exactly why England never win. I COMPLETELY OVERSTAND IT.

[@blackrock666satan]

Dan is the six England need!!

[@hayfordsarfo1646]

33:19 miles repeating it like it wasn’t him that said that🤣🤣

[@filltheglass2618]

I didn’t think the show could function without Theo. But, it’s actually better

[@theusu7178]

Yh im so shocked i usually think people give Tego a hard time. But this was orderly and the vibes was proper cool

[@hnbastro]

Poet was sneakily keeping it on track. Dan doing the intro was like Foden as LW on the teamsheet.

[@Taypha1914]

41:40 - it was at this moment that i realised there was no Tego

[@r.i.psteez929]

I was already dying a minute in 😂

[@solo2873]

That Shawn Michaels reference by Savage Dan is legendary 😂

[@K_Truth7]

The Trent hate is crazy! He's arguably England's best player. He MUST play RB. Every other rival/top nation plays him

[@bri1085]

They just want to have Walker sprinting

[@xavier1752]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rj2409]

The episode we needed. I need Tego to start playing a Rodri role now. Win the ball back & give it to the more talented players. No more pretending like he knows ball