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[@bluegizmo1983]

How about the best "opposite of dodging a nuke", literally 😂 Ever heard the story of the guy who worked in Hiroshima Japan and was at work there on the day of the first nuke? He worked quite close to the epicenter of the first nuke, and survived it. He then proceeded to travel back to his home in Nagasaki Japan where he lived, only to arrive there at his house in Nagasaki (which was also very close to the epicenter there as well) just in time to get nuked a second time!! He survived both blasts. 100% a true story

[@pearsblikingone.jand9cb764]

Holy shiit bro wow

[@thesysop4998]

bro just minmaxxed his luck points into his hp

[@Slowpoke3x]

@@thesysop4998 I can't tell if he super lucky or super unlucky.

[@stevelucas9183]

Not only that he lived to be an old man in his 80s look up the story on simply history

[@Zdfzrfdsfj]

@@Slowpoke3x a lucky unlucky man

[@GlasiaVD23]

About the janitor abusing the key copy: a trick is to lock the door and leave the key in the lock inside, so from outside the door cannot be unlocked

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

Couldn't the key be jiggled or pushed out or something?

[@shindracdracul7410]

@@aguyontheinternet8436 If you leave the key in a horizontal position, the outside key can't get into the locks mechanism, since the lock entrance will be vetical from the outside, but the internal opening will be horizontal

[@blitzboy2934]

Also that entire concept is so stupid, and dangerous.

[@tigerfang6063]

Problem with that is most western locks are designed with a single entry keyway, meaning only the side that faces outside has a keyhole and the interior has the lock actuator that you turn to lock the door

[@xTwilightWolvesx]

@@tigerfang6063he OP mentioned multiple times that they’re from Qatar, which is a country in the Middle East, not the west.

[@Joe___R]

I have an uncle who was friends with Charles Manson back in the 1960s a couple of years before the murders. He even still has some pictures of them together. He apparently was a nice guy a bit before he started his cult.

[@drakesacrum8445]

I'm pretty sure "apparently was a nice guy" was the whole gag of Charles Manson, everyone that knew him says the same and that's the scary part.

[@nyxspiritsong5557]

My grandfather in law was friends with Charles Starkwether when they were young teens..... he said he was a bit crazy but sure didn't expect him to go nuts.

[@shawnna1398]

Dude u didn’t doge a nuke u doge Jupiter

[@linneyxxalt]

@@shawnna1398 yeah seriously

[@asheep7797]

Dodging a black hole!

[@osterhai]

I dodged a nuke at a very young age, so basicly i was 15 and lived still at home and my mother didnt give me much food, not because she was pore or anything i still dont know why to this day. Anyways i wasnt eating enough and i never realized because i thought it was normal i never experienced other familys exept the ones of my friends. And through going to my friends i finaly realised at the age of 16 my mother was not giving me enough food and she was always refusing to give me more. So a few weeks later i was so exhausted through that i began to starve quite literally, i was feeling weak, i was tired all the time, i couldnt concentrate anymore and once i even blacked out entirely. And i realized it was because i wasnt eating enough and so i started to do something. I got in contacted with the police and said i dont want to live with my mother anymore she was not giving me enough food. And the police got me in contact with the local youth welfare office. I told them the same thing and they were like: "What that cant be happening". So they wanted to get me out of there but that would take some time. So the next thing that happened was that my mother found out about that and started going crazy, she framed my highly autistic father for that and instantly got the divorce papers ready. At this point she started stalking me, she followed me in the house nearly everywhere and she followed me on the way to school at quit a distance, thankfully i am slightly autistic as well which means i concentrate on everything in my enviroment at the same time thats also the main reason why i spoted her every time. And so i told the youth office and they decided that cant go on anymore and they would put me to my aunt. And oh boy this decision saved my ass so hard. So then i was living with my aunt and my mother basicly wrote a very very weird email every day to my aunt. Also she was sending me packets with stuff that i didnt need at all. Anyways at my aunts family they had a normal lunch a normal breakfast and a normal dinner and i started to see how insanly dangerous the amounts of food i got from my mother were. So i ultimatly decided i was going to form a lawsuit together with the youth office. And that took 1 year to do but in the end i won the case against my mother and the youth office sayed the never had such a crazy case. So after that wild story i was going to the doctor and got a blood analysis ( in Germany you get one for free every now and then) and i also got all the old ones and i aksed the doctor about the one from the time i was at my mothers home. He wrote it and starred at me for a good minute and just said "how are you not dead your blood analysis shows you basicly starved to death". ( Now i am living alone everything is going good and my father also finaly got away from my mother). Also i found out afterwards she was diagnosed with narcisstic personality disorder and general mental illness.

[@diemandtheanimatronicwolf]

Good on you getting out of that situation. Scary stuff.

This was tough to read.

[@MoodyBluesRequiem80]

We are glad you are alive! Slay 'em honey! 🖤

[@alsomarty]

Dang, I am extremely grateful to live in south Texas now!

[@Greend_bas]

Sorry buddy I ain’t reading a whole article for no reason

[@MizzShortai]

All of these are scary as well but the John Wayne one stands out to me because of all the torture I knew that poor kids father would have went through if he hadn't gotten out of the car in time. Gacy was sadistic.

[@thescarletreaper4865]

I had a teacher once, lets call him rob. He once told us that his friend had met up with him to go to a party later that day, but they met these other girls and lost track of time, to make a long story short. Once they realized what time it was, they were going to take off until Rob had a gut feeling telling him bot to go, so he played it off as “oh, the party is right here.” Everything was fine, until the next day when news broke. The party they were going to go to had been broken into and robbed whole the party was active, and all party members were lined up and shot dead one by one. The culprit was never found.

[@ParrFigg]

Holy shit that is horrorific

[@RandomTrends6600]

Tell me more what year and is it in the news

[@ParrFigg]

@@RandomTrends6600 why wouldn’t it be

[@RandomTrends6600]

@@ParrFigg atleat tell me the year and headlines

[@ParrFigg]

@@RandomTrends6600 no idea didn’t post it

[@sofialozano4031]

A teacher of mine once told me about a guy that she used to crush on at school. Then one day he invited her to go on my school’s equivalent to prom, but she ended up not going with him (I dont remember why). A while later he began to date a different girl, which made her upset at first but she moved in eventually. Years later, the guy was arrested for killing his pregnant wife.

[@emmarina3525]

I would've witnessed a murder at my university if I wasn't too lazy to go that day to help seniors with the graduation projects. It happened at the gate I use, right on the curb. Scary as hell. Since then students from my college put up a mural where she died. Nayera Ashraf, 2022

[@onionring010]

@@secret-3301 What is wrong with you?

[@emmarina3525]

@@onionring010 oh wow what did they say? Their comment isn't visible

[@thebababoeyman4840]

@@emmarina3525 they say too much lean

[@jonathantao3085]

A woman at my church wanted to become a flight attendant at around the turn of the 21st century. She also lived in the northeastern US at the time. United declined her because of her height. September 11, 2001 rolled around and here she was watching UAL 175 hit WTC south in both horror and relief.

[@porkraccoon]

not me but my grandmother dodged a nuke. she was a victim of samuel little (a serial killer) but she survived. she was at a concert and was leaving when he got her, she woke up in the woods near a road. she got help and is very lucky to be alive and tell me her story

[@shparto1118]

I dodged a nuke back when I was college-aged, out of the blue my then-girlfriend of 3 years I had been planning a future with pretty much pushed me out of her life for a few months. It was extreme and very confusing, but she was suffering from a mental disorder which supposedly could cause such episodes, and so she blamed it on that and we got back together. We'd been taking it slow when I randomly ran into an acquaintance of hers she warned me to avoid - apparently, the aforementioned acquaintance was "toxic" and "bad news" or whatever tall tale I'd been fed in order not to have the urge to talk with them. Turns out she'd been living not a double, but a triple life! 2 different boyfriends, including me of course, both of us kept in line with talks about "needing space" healing from the disorder. That, as well as a life of partying, substance abuse, and whoring herself out to crackheads. Each member of her inner circle was kept separate, fed a different version of her life and manipulated into keeping what they heard to themselves, you don't want to walk around spreading rumors about a mentally ill, suicidal person after all, right? Nobody even questioned anything given her medical history and reclusive nature. Supposedly I was who she meant to pursue in the end, after "settling down". I learned about the lies by chance, and before I had even thought of myself less for being pushy with a suffering person. That's how much she guilt-tripped me. For 3 years I laid bare my whole self before someone that was using me from the beginning with cold blood, a person I really hadn't even known and wouldn't have gotten to know if not for a mere coincidence! I'd spend my life with the devil himself, oblivious to having been a puppet for the entirety of it. How vulnerable youth makes you. Some years later I can finally say I'm thankful it happened, it kickstarted adulthood with a very sobering experience that made me weary of people who look to exploit others, showed me some signs to watch out for before deciding to trust someone, made space for better relationships, and the prospect of what could have been still makes me very appreciative of what I have every single day!

[@pearsblikingone.jand9cb764]

My goodness that’s wild glad you got outta that and learned well, stay safe and healthy.

[@shparto1118]

@@pearsblikingone.jand9cb764 Ikr, was quite the ride, lmao. Thank you!

[@DarkPanthera]

What signs did you learn to watch out for before fully trusting people? Out of curiosity

[@cityscape2818]

I refer to people that do that as cat people, most all cat people have a hidden agendas or motivations from pretending to be friendly to gain individuals trust, the list goes on. I’m glad that you were able to learn from this situation and grow as a person especially before marrying them. Definitely dodged a nuke on that one

[@mcrain1283]

as an introvert I can relate

[@TiffanyL2]

I doged a nuclear bomb i think I was 4 at the time i was and i was trying to get a lego duplo block under a station wagon then i screamed so loud the tire was over my arm deflated if i was under the tire and it was inflated i would be dead

[@FundyTheAstronaut]

interesting

[@TiffanyL2]

@@FundyTheAstronaut yes

[@TiffanyL2]

Stupid station wagon

[@kinyacat5919]

Wait did your scream caused the tire to get deflated? Or did I read this wrong

[@TiffanyL2]

@@kinyacat5919 you read it wrong

[@vaporwave2339]

Not me but my brother. Back in 2017 my brother used to work for a security company in Las Vegas. The commonly did large events such as concerts and sporting events (You know where this is going.) One day, my brother ended up accidentally sleeping in and missed the bus. Instead of arriving late or taking a ride he just called in sick and didn't show up to the event his company was hired for. If he hadn't missed that bus, he would've been at the Route 91 Harvest Festival on the night of the October First shooting.

[@DaryanI277]

Story 8 was crazy wild, the amount of guilt they must’ve had

[@hannahmiller6844]

I quitted my job at Papa John's about a month or two before quarantine for Covid was set in place. I would not have lasted mentally if I worked there as a driver during covid. Not as bad or life threatening, but it mattered to me.

[@JuviaFullbuster-iv6ny]

Listening to these stories I remembered one of my own and it also involves the Colorado theater shooting at the Dark Knight movie. Me and dad are big superhero fans and at the time of she shooting we lived only a few blocks away. The only reason we didn’t go was the showing time. It happened when I was like 7 or 8 so instead we stayed home that night. I still remember being woken up do dads phone blowing up of our friends and family making sure we were okay. And thinking back on it the things that get me most are that two of the victims were a father and his yound daughter. The dad looked similar to my dad and the little girl was close to my age and looked similar to me. It honestly scares me how close we were to that being us. Cause if something like that happened now me and dad would’ve gone regardless of the time so we were lucky and I still remember time to time how we could’ve very well died that day. Rest in piece to all the victims of that incident that was so close to being me and my dad 😔

[@Commanderstevo]

I dodged that one too, we were up for a dance festival at red rocks and saw it was premiering and the Aurora theater was the closest to our hotel, but as we had just driven 500 miles we decided to just go to sleep.

[@JuviaFullbuster-iv6ny]

@@Commanderstevo You’re lucky you did that decision very well may have saved you that day/night glad you’re ok

[@Commanderstevo]

@@JuviaFullbuster-iv6ny likewise, glad you and your dad stayed home as well. 👍 Unfortunately I have a feeling a lot of us Americans have had near misses with mass shootings.

[@JuviaFullbuster-iv6ny]

@@Commanderstevo unfortunately not wrong but hey we’re still standing so that’s gotta be worth something at least

[@Angel-mf6rs]

One time, my dad asked me if I wanted to go with him to some store but I wanted to stay home. Next thing I know, he comes back saying he’s glad I didn’t come because he got in a car crash because he slipped on ice in the highway.

[@Chronorust]

I really love the personal narrations channels are doing of posts. I think they're much better than the robot text-to-speech.

[@TheSameYellowToy]

My mom's friend regularly visited the Twin Towers for her job. On September 11, 2001, she and her husband took off work to go to a fertility clinic. She saw 9/11 happen from Canal Street in NYC. My dad also once told me about a case with some bigshot at a company that had an office in one of the towers. On 9/11, he called in late to go drop his son off at school since it was his first day of kindergarten. (NYC public schools started the school year on Sept. 4th, and many private ones there started on Sept. 11th that year.) His company's office was on one of the floors that was either hit or above the impact point, so none of his employees who showed up to work on time survived. According to interviews, the man felt a lot of survivor's guilt about not being there with his employees.

[@Cactus-Cactaceae]

When my mother was a child she sometimes sleeped with a heated brick on her bed sheet. (her mom is kinda stupid). One time she was awake at night reading a book when her bed caught on Fire, if she didn't stay awake she would probably have caught on fire

[@thatsmynametoo777]

I was in high school during hurricane Ike. I met up with friend and his friend after a particularly bad night of the storm. Apparently, they had been out all night wandering around during the height of the storm against their parents wishes. And when my friend’s friend returned home before they met up with me, he found that his room had been crushed by a tree that fell over onto his house. I don’t remember what he said about his parents reaction, but I’m sure they were relieved he didn’t stay in his room.

[@sniclops15]

Very similar experience to story 3: It was my early teen years, and my mom would usually take me to go pick up my dad from work. I decided that day that I was going to stay home and look after the dog and play games. This was going to be one of my first times home alone, so she ran me through a couple things to do while she was out. What was supposed to be a 15 minute trip to dad's office and back turned into 30. Then 45. Then an hour. I was starting to get worried. Maybe they had gone to the grocery store? I tried calling. No answer. At this point I was really panicking. It was only when my parents finally got into the door with a rental car in the driveway that I realized they had been in a really bad crash. They were starting to turn on an intersection when two cars blew through the red light stunt driving. My dad was able to hit the gas and accelerate just enough to keep my mom from getting directly hit, so they ended up hitting the back right door - right where I would have been sitting had I driven with them. My mom's still cautious about driving on that road.

[@Hiboyboy123]

Ummm. Not just 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 5 of these stories I was a narrow misser, too. Wtf! How am I standing here. Well, sitting here with a sprained ankle. Uh, what?

[@trashgremlin1084]

I found out my girlfriend was gonna ditch me when she found someone better. We had broken up before this because I didn't feel she loved me, and I was apparently right. I found this out through a close friend of ours and it really hurt to hear, we had known each other since Pre-K, just, by the way.

[@brandonandreas6979]

"I was outside playing with the hose" 🤨

[@impagain]

Half of me wonders about that janitor at the end who works for the Italian mafia, supposedly. I wonder if op could have found another one of their members and let them know he was being a creep to get him to back off. They're generally reasonable people so I've heard, who don't want any trouble from guys like the janitor. Then again that could have backfired hugely so just a hypothetical wondering lmao

[@wow_uh_cool8483]

Two times I “maybe” almost died 1. I was in my moms house then my aunt asked my mom if she could bring me to my grandmas house but she was working and couldn’t bring me to the house about 3 hours later the police broke in the house till this day idk why 2. I was at my grandmas house and it was the weekend so I stayed there, that night robbers broke into my house

[@Anisty-ext]

Bad story but a few days ago (Friday) I’m in school and it’s about time for lunch, I had heard the day before that the newspaper club was meeting today during lunch so I go to it with my friends and when I go to lunch with my friends everyone is talking about something that happened outside. I don’t figure this out until the end of the day but turns out some kids were playing football and decided to start tackling, some kids didn’t like that and “protested” by going on the field and forming a line. The people playing just pushed though them so they decided to try to steal the ball. All of them got so close to detention, but since this was the first time they all got the thing right below it because we’re kids and they have never done anything like this. I would have gotten one most likely if I wasn’t in the surprise meeting

[@kitdoesstufflmao]

I have two stories which are all about my mother Story 1: My mother and dad were building their house in 2006. Now you see, 2006 was around the time when Ireland joined the EU so the banks where handing out loans left and right. And one night they called her saying "hey we can give you a loan €3,000 more then you can actually afford" She turned it down and then the Celtic Tiger happened. Story 2: I decided to come into this world in the worst way possible. During a snowstorm, two months before I was scheduled to come. The nearest hospital was one hour away but thankfully my dad managed to get her to the hospital. And turns out I was extremely difficult to give birth to because I almost made my mother bleed to death and was 2 pounds 4 ounces so if they didn't get us both to emergency medical care both of us would've died..

[@sovietbat9138]

My dad told me that when I was around 2 or 3 years old, he was working in our backyard while I played. We live in a rural area with no one around, and the backyard has a large forest behind it. He said he saw me playing next to the tree line. He turned his head to work for about thirty seconds, then looked up to see me running back into the house. He went back to work, then heard something a few seconds later. He looked up to where I had been playing at the tree line. A coyote stood there, sniffing where I had been playing. It ran off when it saw my dad. Not sure if it's a bullet or nuke dodged, but it's always scared me to imagine what would've happened if I didn't run back into the house when I did.

[@aya_7876]

I was friends with someone on discord for a short while. I thoight they were safe. Till i invited anyone on my server who wanted to join to join me and my roomie on a video call to play online CAH. This person tried to dm me but i didnt get the dms as we were already mid game by the time he came. So when i never replied he got mad and started to curse me out in dms. When i finally came back and apologized, instesd of responding in words ALONE he sent me pics of dead cats. Gore and all. And this was 3 days after i told him i worried something would happen to my cat for specific reasons i wont get into. Since then i blocked him and hes been telling anyone he can how horrible a friend i supposedly am.

[@Mechsrule1]

I guess you could say I dodged a nuke as a child (I don't remember how old, somewhere between 6 and 8). At the time my family lived near a lake, in a house between two different streets, and because one street was very busy, I wasn't supposed to cross it (as I was too young). Well I did once anyway, with a neighbor/friend to see one of their friends nearby. But coming home, which was around I didn't want my family to actually know I'd gone there, so young me decided the smart thing to do would be to come home from the opposite direction, but the only way to do that 'unseen' (honestly the house was so far back from the road, they would have never seen me even in daylight but dumb kid logic is in full swing). There are two key factors to this story and why it was a dodge. First it was winter (I don't remember when during winter, but there was snow and water was frozen), and second this happened around twilight, so while there was enough light for me to navigate by, it wasn't exactly bright. So 'logically' the best way to go unseen was to go out onto the lake and travel that way, so I wouldn't be seen on the road. There were enough trees and houses to block me from there. You may see where this is going. While it WAS winter, and the lake did have ice on it, it wasn't totally frozen. So picture this kid, in the dark, in winter, no cell phone (they didn't really exist yet), walking on the edge of the ice across a frozen lake where the depth is over his head. And then my foot broke through. Obviously I didn't die, in fact I only really got soaked up to that knee, as the rest of the ice was sturdy enough, but it was at least a wakeup call where I got my ass to shore and home. I don't remember much more about what happened though I'm pretty sure I never told my family what actually happened, nor have I to this day. But you can know, dear internet people, about how I nearly killed myself through stupidity as a child.

[@MikyBounty]

Young, I worked in prefabrication of concrete stairs. I used the crane to put the steel on the mold before welding some extras and cover it all with concrete. We had a guy, dumb like a donkey, about to use the crane next, and my spider sense told me to get the fuck out. He didn't lift the hook before maneuvering, hooked a mold and slam it into mine... where I just was seconds before. Those things weigh 4 tons... my legs and waist would have been crushed between.

[@Dragonlord-kr8hb]

I’m sensing a magical pattern here

[@harrymartin9927]

Me falling where I was when I was shot because if I was any closer or my buddy was not in front of me when he stepped on a land mine and because of him I only lost my left arm and burned my left rib cage and broke some ribs

[@KtCt-si5od]

Story 13: First few lines of this and I thought “This one might be Ted Bundy.” As soon as I heard “law student” I fucking knew it

[@tylerroberts8537]

I got sick on a regular day enough to make me stay home so was my sister. I found that there was a fire because we couldn't go to school for 2 weeks.

[@gayatri8429]

A couple of months ago. There was a big rain storm, i wanted to sleep in my room but i went to my brothers room to sleep instead. I woke up to a loud thunder, after a couple of minutes, the ceiling of the living room started to leak and also my bedroom, and then boom, the ceiling collapsed, in the living room and my room, the place where i wanted to sleep. The ceiling collapsed right above my bed.

[@wirlogx]

There's a little spider in my country which is poisonous and nocturnal. I went to bed early because the next day I had to work, near midnight my neighbor started hammering something on his trailer because next day he was going on a trip. That woke me up, frustrated I went to the toilet but when I cam back, I saw that spider crawling into my pillow. I proceeded to smack it with a book. If weren't for my neighbor preparing his vacation, that spider would've bitten me. That kind of spider already killed some people this summer.

[@Boba11962]

That time when I was in WW2 they dropped a nuke, and I epically dodged it.😎 its a joke

[@Milkymalk]

Story 3: If that guy had come along without making much of a fuss, they would have passed the truck long before it lost control and his dad would neither have been traumatized nor lost his car. ;)

[@teddi.graham1399]

Bro always be safe

[@Macncheese919]

honestly I have one (it wasn't me but instead my sister) One day my mother went into my sisters bedroom to wake her up for school, my sister being a teen she said she didn't feel it today, so with my mom being the 1 in 1000 mom's to not be strict she said "Okay but tomorrow you have to go and do bonus work" I was in my room playing games until I heard a loud crash sound, my parents investigated it and apparently the ceiling fell with the weight of 4 dead rats and 4 alive ones and a lot of dung and mouse traps, and everyone was screaming about the rats. But what I was thinking about was how my very sister could've died that day. (yes we got a bug bomb for the house and that was about 3 or so years ago)

[@Wish13]

This feels like Mainly Facts

[@underthestory396]

Not exactly a tactical nuke but About 2 years ago I was coming with my family to go somewhere, so I decided to close the gates since no one seems to do it by getting out of the car Turns out there's my puppy near the tire and had I not warn my Dad immediately or let someone else do the job, the puppy would get crushed.

[@davidzhang4871]

Hmm whats he gonna say? Him: Ted Bundy. WTF

[@gethroenteralastname2210]

Story five, how do those horseshoes feel? Edit* Same for story six. Bloody hell

[@gethroenteralastname2210]

Watched soooo much true crime in the 90s and even more on YT, Theo B at 10:05

[@lt231]

What is the game you are playing on the background my dear, i defenitly want to try it.

[@linneyxxalt]

“My dear”? That’s creepy asf. (no offense if you mean it in a friendly way I do that too sometimes ;)

[@FrankWest420]

probably not a nuke thing but i did almost die i decided to wait 3 days for the pain to subside before going to the doctor, which promptly after being given pain relief, my body started shaking. a few minutes later, i’m in a hospital bed, getting iv fluid, and my stomach with stitches. turns out i had appendicitis without knowing. the doctor told me if i went a few minutes before going i probably wouldn’t be alive.

[@clivegraham9586]

what was the game in the background, i recognised the streets within seconds since i live in edinburgh

[@jarredroberts2073]

6:10 survivor guilt

[@knightfuryproductions3134]

YO THE GAMEPLAY IS OF EDINBURGH!! I RECOGNIZE THE CATHEDRALS ON THE ROYAL MILE AND THE THING ON PRINCE’S STREET!! Sorry for yelling but I just went there last year to see my partner!

[@alsomarty]

I most likely had one that I was too young to understand and only I would've known, but probably forgot so...... Idk

[@Lizzie_the_female_knight21]

so here is my story about how I dodge a nuke from my ex-girlfriend ( yes my pic has a fnaf character on it, so to those who know good art that doesn't have one on them I would like that a lot to those who think I am a furry, I'm not, anyways) I had dated my ex-girlfriend when I was in college it was all sweet and nice till she started to ask me to send her nudes of myself ( keep in mind I am not a huge fan of showing off my body still have personal issues about it) I repeatedly told her no but she kept trying harder almost pressuring till I finally got fed up and broke up relationships with her, till 2 years later after I had moved to the south, one of my colleuged called me to ask if I was alright I was confused but said yes turned out if I had did what she said, she would have used my naked pics and sell it out on the internet but glad I didn't she was trying to look for me cause she didn't want to admit we broke up and moved on, she had paranoid delusional disorder and had done this before even had met me, she was later arrested for breaking into my once house and tried to kill the new owner thinking he was my boyfriend, I was shaking over the phone while he explained the whole detail of what happened when I moved out of Washington, made me so glad I didn't stay with her anymore and no I am not dating anyone cause going to focus with my job and family and my mental health

[@yourlocalanxiety7359]

A boy at my school was saying he wanted to have babies with a girl and he was going to purpose to her (middle school) and he gave me a old old OLD ring and I’ve studied enough to know he didn’t get that himself. He would even talk about my body and my butt. And ppl were warning me to stay away, he even followed me around! I went to the office because I was sick of being harassed by this pervert, turns out he took the ring from his grandma and he was planning on stuff for me Think about it. He wanted to to stuff to me.

[@crumbcake8344]

Wait- people sleep with their windows open!? I could never be able to do that X_X I'm always paranoid about strangers because of the city I live in.

[@funkle1]

i dodged a soft dodgeball but it was actually a hard basketball

[@frankw9619]

I recognise Edinburgh!

[@griggsz9649]

Mine would be the time there was a tornado at my job and we almost got scheduled to work overtime that night the tornado ripped through the building but that night we got off at normal time instead because we didn’t have a forklift guy for the shift had we did we would’ve died that night sad thing is a security guard who only worked there for like a week died AND she was in the tornado shelter part of the building even so we wouldn’t have lived either way I didn’t even know till the next day I drove to work and this cop stops me asking what I’m doing I say going to work and he steps aside and shows me the building in ruins and says not anymore your not craziest way I’ve ever lost a job

[@Manfr_]

my parents went on a trip to africa and while they were at there camp a group of african robbers came an were stealing everything there and my mother put her head out her tent and my father pulled her down right when she did that and than a bullet came flying over there tent. So if my dad didnt do that my mother woudnt be alive right now.

[@hooman1439]

What game is that in the background?

[@MrSkeleton14]

7:27 hmmm wonder why he cheated on her 🤔

[@pinkemerald1224]

You know, all these stories just tell me how much God loves His children and how he can use any situation for His good

[@helenskrzypiec5443]

stort 5 always pay taxes

[@IgnatianMystic]

10:01 Teeeeeeeed Bundy. Calling it now. 10:31 What'd I tell ya?

[@adityalokapratama8495]

What's that game on the background?

[@alsomarty]

GTA? Idk

[@kart_monkey]

who is John Wayne Gacey?

[@hevin_kart]

A serial killer who dressed up as a clown who raped and killed 33 young men/boys

[@Daeneiracorn]

Henry Tudor. Yes. *that* Henry Tudor. Almost married lucrezia borgia. that woman would have killed him SO FAST. Considering his track record with women.

[@alsomarty]

Henry the VIII?

[@George-ct8jm]

Today I screamed the n word in school someone told the teacher but I got aware with it

[@thisisastrobbery363]

Hard r or no balls

[@imthestinker]

I remember one time a bug was in the car, and mom said if i touched it i would 💀. I never touched it. That's my moment.

[@Sn0w_L3opard-M88]

My great-great uncle was Ted Bundy's roommate in college. When the news came out, he refused to believe that Ted was guilty at first because he was so nice to him in college. He still has one of Ted's jackets and a wristwatch from him.

[@joeplayzgames2625]

Did you know some girls fangirl Ted Bundy?

[@sijdnsd6460]

@@joeplayzgames2625 Likely a modified form of Stockholm syndrome.

[@cindykq8086]

@Joe PlayzGames srsly? Those girls are sickening. Hope they don't reproduce--there are already too many stupid people on the planet.

[@kelseybrexit5224]

@@joeplayzgames2625 yeah it’s nothing new. Been going on for decades bro

[@RosePetalSparks]

I (sort of) also have a Ted Bundy story. My sister goes to CWU and in her freshman year, she heard from other students that Ted Bundy had kidnapped three young college students at the college and that there was a memorial for one of the girls on the campus. Every so often my sister would search for it, only to find that it was close to the hall where her dorm room was, Barto Hall; the whole building was rebuilt in 2012 and was dedicated to Susan Rancourt

[@Tom8201]

Two stories not involving me but are noteworthy: 1. My mom's friend's grandmother was going to sail across the Atlantic but decided to forgo travel on the ship she was on for another ship. The ship she declined to sail on: Titanic 2. My friend's mother missed a streetcar in Chicago. That streetcar would collide with a tanker truck killing 30 people.

[@funkyfreakyandfabulous9743]

Your mom's friend and a friend's mom, dare I say that's a triple coincidence **gasp** 😳 😮 😲

[@Veryfruityloopy]

It’s crazy to think titanic was approximately like a century ago

[@thebababoeyman4840]

fr i gotta be friend of your mother so that i can be inmortal fr fr

[@timothyfeyes7998]

Yea these story are complete crap

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

"mom's friends grandmother" geez

[@locke_xp]

Not my story, but a girl I knew who worked at my local McDonald's was called into work on short notice one evening, during this time, a drunk driver lost control on the road and crashed his vehicle right on top of her bed (where she would have been sleeping), the driver survived and faced charges for impaired driving, unfortunately the girl lost two of her cats. She and her boyfriend are both okay but I just hope they were able to find somewhere else to live after that incident.

[@pearsblikingone.jand9cb764]

my goodness had she not gone to work..my condolences for the loss of her cats.

[@hannahmiller4663]

I think of my cats when death of cats are mentioned. She lost less than she would have, but I hope she is handling the loss okay. Did she talk about them a lot? Did she tell you how old they were?

[@locke_xp]

She mostly spoke with my parents since they knew each other more, I was around 14 or 15 so I didn't personally know her well. I don't recall many mentions of her cats but that she was definitely devastated upon losing them

[@SproutiusShrubiusthe16th]

McDonald senses were tingling

[@Billcipherthesniper]

@@hannahmiller4663 me too. I got a cat from a friend but he wasn't jabbed. I had him for 1 year before his loss. I have a new cat now. I had him for 4 years.

[@joeregular2438]

While I was in Basic Military Training, I was informed by my leadership that a girl back home was falsely accusing me of raping her. The police tried tracking me down after she made the report, and found that I had joined the military four weeks earlier, and was over 800 miles away. The police confronted her with this information, and she admitted that she made the entire thing up. She stole condoms out of my trash and somehow gotten some of my hair so she'd even have DNA evidence to frame me with. She'd been stalking me and prepping for four years, and if she'd followed through with her plan four weeks earlier, she probably would have gotten away with it. The police dropped the ball and never charged her with filing a false report, so even now I'm always a little afraid she'll pop up and try to ruin my life again.

[@Marcelelias11]

Name and shame bro, if the police won't do anything, at least let people know who the bitch was so that they can avoid her.

[@alsomarty]

Bro 💀

[@moonprincess500]

Get a restraining order and move farther away from that town! Do NOT ever go back!

[@TheRascalWithTheTweezers]

Jit tripin

[@Nikoli492]

I would sue her & move far from her.

[@cxtgxrl1177]

I worked at a dominos when I was 15 years old and this guy came in to grab his pizza. He said he had bad arthritis and asked me personally to carry the pizza to his truck, which was parked far away from the store in the middle of a dark, empty parking lot. It was 1am and there was NO ONE in the parking lot. I already had a bad feeling so I told him I wasn't allowed to leave my job. He tried to make conversation with me, and told me "I need to hurry, I have a puppy in my car." He then asked me if I wanted to see the puppy, and my co worker brightened up and said yes. I grabbed her hand under the counter and squeezed it, then smiled at the man and said I prefer cats more. I got my manager at the time (who was about to be shipped off to the military) to take out the pizza. My manager comes back and asks me why, and my co worker looks pissed off at me for not letting her go. I told my manager what happened and he put a hand on my shoulder and said; "There was no puppy, or dog. Just electrical cords." I looked at my friend and started crying. Her or I would've been kidnapped if I didn't trust my instinct.

[@NeoEndStar]

Nicely done hero 😞

[@weirdredpanda]

I hope your coworker learned to not be so naive.

[@cyqry]

A few, but especially #5, really bug me. The sheer amount of adults who'll try to pressure their young into relationships is sickening.... you shouldn't get into one unless you actually like the person, never mind get into one because an authoritive figure told you to... and definitely never get into one because they're "broken" in some way and you're expected to heal them.

[@cindykq8086]

A neighbor who went to my church tried to pressure me into dating her son. He was special needs and I think she was looking for someone to take care of him after she died. Yeah, big nope.

[@ludmilamaiolini6811]

I was looking for this comment! Really unfair from the woman to expect her to somehow fix her son.

[@Some_stupid-dude]

I dodged nuclear warfare by getting on a school shooter's good side, before he tried to shoot up the school. We weren't friends but I wasn't his enemy so if he didn't get caught before Tuesday me and a few others would have been lucky to survive

[@MoodyBluesRequiem80]

Omg

[@rainydaze.]

I would suggest adding a way to distinguish in the subtitles you talking and you reading the story like color font or size because it can be a little bit unclear at times. Great video!

[@aerobiesizer3968]

When I was like 8 I found a broken microwave on the edge of the street. I was kinda into electronics at the time so I took it inside, and being the idiot I was, I plugged it in. After a few seconds, there was a bright blue and orange flash that lasted just long enough for me to see it, and then nothing. Only recently did I find out how easily I could have gotten electrocuted.

[@Lucien_75]

When I was 15, I was riding in the back of a dodge hatchback just for shtz and giglz when I suddenly got really cold so I climbed over the back seat, and 30 seconds later we got rear-ended by a drunk driver. The rear end of our Dodge hatchback was totally caved in and had I remained there, no doubt at all I would have been ☠️.

[@LivingDead77]

Girls who are "Too afraid or shy to tell you that they like you" have always been massive red flags for me. I dated two of those in highschool and they were extremely manipulative assholes who expected me to pull all the weight in the relationship.

[@intercat4907]

I pranked my dad once by having a friend bring over her then-boyfriend at Christmas time. The boyfriend was working as a Santa Claus, we surprised Dad, just a laugh. The boyfriend turned out to be a professional burglar and he was casing houses. We didn't get hit, but I would have felt like sh*t over that one.

[@md_studios9819]

Story 9 reminds me of a time when I was sitting outside with some family as a 3 or 4-year old and dropped my iPad. I picked it up and went to sit somewhere else, and about 2.5 seconds later, a massive tree branch completely mutilated the chair I had just been sitting in. I might have died that day.

[@ccappa2001]

I've heard the story about the guy who jumped out of a car after getting a weird feeling, but never the john wayne gacey part! That's terrifying since I recently watched a documentary about him and the things he did to young boys breaks my heart.

[@ericb3157]

reminds me of a story of someone who escaped a serial killer because he LITERALLY smelled something rotten and ran for it! police later found corpses in the basement...

[@DanBz13]

I got one of those stories too We were playing hide n seek in my classroom in the mornimg while the teacher wasnt there, because she was coming late, in one of the rounds of hide n seek, one of my friends asked me to hide with him under the desk of the teacher, I didnt wanted to because I thought it was gonna be to obvious, so I chosed to hide in the bathroom (my classroom had a small bathroom), all I remember is screams seconds after I was hidden in there, turns out one of the bus drivers that was driving a bus outside of the school had a heart attack and the bus crashed into my classroom, many of my friends where injured, and the most injured was the one that was hidden in the desk, luckily, none of them died and I still talk with them today.

[@kristir1262]

@7:03 story 10! And this why folks, you make your own judgement about dating partners,instead of taking the whole wide world's opinion on it. It's no skin off their nose if he's not good for you!!

[@Joshth1983]

Yeah I'm not sure that's the best message to take away from that story. If everyone in your life is encouraging you to end a relationship then you should probably consider the possibility that they are trying to look out for you. Also it's your life and so certainly follow your own instinct but if you have friends and family in your life then you don't exist in a vacuum. The people you bring around and the drama that can cause doesn't just affect you but anyone who cares about you as well.

[@kristir1262]

@@Joshth1983 Sure, no individual exists in a vacuum. And we should listen if all family and friends are telling us that someone is not good for us. But that's not the issue here. Quite the opposite. It's not about ending a relationship, but starting/continuing one. Also, in the story, it wasn't family or friend who recommended the crazy ex, it was a coworker. I've had acquaintances/coworkers get close to me so they could pass information on to a guy to use 😑. And ofc, recommend someone... Some people do it out of the goodness of their heart (the sort who genuinely want the whole world to pair up). Some do it for social credit I guess. Either way, don't start or stay in a relationship just because people are telling you to, even family and friends,let alone coworkers. That's my 2cents on it. Ymmv 🤷

[@brianbuddy2ACP]

This might be a bit not exactly on the topic, because No one would have died if I didn't dodge it, but whatever. Around 2 months ago, around Thanksgiving, my dad and I had to go to the bay area to pick up a family member who wanted to see us. We planned on taking a specific car. The day before we were going to get them, I was out driving that car as I had to go by a store and buy a few things. My final stop before intending to head back home was a gas station. Not in the pump stalls, but in the parking lot. But, when I got back out, I go to start the car, and it just cranks a bit, but doesn't start. Try the key 2 more times, then, on a 4th attempt, it stops even trying to turn over. So I call my dad, thinking it was the battery. When he gets there, and we go to jump start it, still, only a click, not even trying to turn over. My dad brought a multimeter, and I used it to measure the battery voltage, and it's within what a car battery is supposed to be, 12-14 VDC. After a few more tricks to try and get the car started, we still fail. That's when we come to the unfortunate conclusion that, this car had suddenly developed a major issue while I was driving, and that it wouldn't start without some repair work done. As I'm sure you can figure out, the only way to get it somewhere to be fixed was by towing. We ended up having it towed home, where we would leave it until we had time to figure out the issue and fix it. We ended up having to take a different car for this journey. But I still consider it dying on me a happy accident, because if I didn't do that drive the previous day, we would have taken that car, and it would have likely died on us on this long journey. Now, maybe if I didn't drive on that day, it might have died while it was still in our driveway. But I wouldn't know for sure, and our first stop where the engine was shut off was 57 miles away from home. I know this isn't exactly fitting, but I still wanted to talk about it.

[@aj_killjoy]

One of my former teacher’s brother was another Gacy survivor. Her story was that he was hitchhiking home from school and got picked up in a van with a weird amount of Disney merch. The driver started asking some questions, but when some of them became weirdly specific, at a traffic stop, he jumped out of an open window just as he sped off on a green light

[@ooocool]

ah

[@nsag1109]

the third story wouldn't have happened because if the boy did leave with the dad, it would've been at a different time to the time the dad stormed out, thus creating a few seconds to minutes gap meaning the truck wouldn't have hit the child. just wanted to point that out.

[@X.L.B1]

Yea,I think about that stuff to. Things you see in public that are small or as big as this and think “if I left 2 minutes sooner, I’d have never had seen this.”

[@LitoMike]

well if he left after the argument

[@TheScramblerTV]

they way he said adolescent made me die inside.

[@_.t4763]

Talking to someone on Facebook with no friends is basically the biggest red flag ever

[@tonychan8558]

Xmas Office party. I (M) was sober, so offered to give a few colleagues home. The last person I dropped off (F) tried to seduce me. I flatly refused, she left my car, I drove home. The next day, she accused me of s*xual assault. What she didn't know was that I had a DashCam record the entire journey, external visual and interior audio. I decided to send the 40 minute MP4 video to everyone who heard her accusation that morning, including management and HR. She was shut down very quickly. She was demoted but wasn't fired, because this all lasted a couple of hours in the morning, didn't drag on. No police or lawyers involved. DashCam = $150. Proven innocent of s*xual assault = Priceless!

[@24Ippo]

too bad that she didn't get fired but it seems the company has other plans for her

[@ubahabdi3500]

@@24Ippo probably was for the better because now everyone at the workplace knows of her actions.

[@tonychan8558]

@@24Ippo She did it because we were going for the same promotion at work. I got it. She was assigned to my team. Due to circumstances, she couldn't quit or be transferred out. I made some tactical decisions to make sure she got the worst tasks in the team, but made it look like it was evenly spread out throughout the team. She tried to complain, but it was to the same boss she accused me of s*xual assault in the first place. He didn't believe her, told her to shut up and get back to work. I made her working life hell for THREE YEARS!!! No regrets.

[@noodlefish8793]

My best friend used to have skitzo and was always listening to loud music to drown out the voices. One day he asked me if I wanted to come to a sleepover with his other friends. My parents said no because school. I didn't see him for months after that. I found out he stabbed everyone there to death in their sleep and was sent to a psych ward.

[@cindykq8086]

Not making fun of any mental illness, but Skitzo would be a great Chihuahua name.

[@filfurt1]

"Honey, its time to get out of the bath." "No." *literally gets smited by gods wrath*

[@ashchaya7676]

2:22 What state ever made tattoos illegal? o_O

[@impagain]

No precisely dodging a nuke cuz neither my dad or grandma were his type, but my dad recalls when he was a little kid, he was at a church activity on a Wednesday when a man with creepy dark, almost black eyes, and just this horrible aura about him walked in and asked him where the Bishop's office was. My grandma came out then and saw him, and I guess she sensed the bad vibes too, because she told him very forcibly to get out of the church. Quite a while after that my dad saw and recognized the man on the news as Ted Bundy.

[@tomboyjessie1352]

Amazing how some of these women were able to survive their encounter with Ted Bundy.

[@mbcommandnerd]

Story 12 makes me thankful that I work at a grocery store which ISN’T open 24 hours, and that the store is in a small but nice country town rather than in the city. I haven’t heard of any gun violence where I live, which is a huge relief. The same can’t be said for the nearest city to me, though, as they have shootings almost nightly there.