"What's your type?" (satire omgh)

K, so I didn't expect this video to get more than like 20K views considering I made it as a joke in like an hour. But here we are, so warnings -
⚠️GAY MICHAEL & BI WILLIAM⚠️
☆ William has a thing for both his wife and Henry, the Henry one is not a ship and it's one-sided.
☆ Michael has a husband and daughter.
☆ There is dirty jokes (not too serious).
☆ This is all a joke.
Evan simps for the girl, Elizabeth simps for the guy.
#gachafnaf #afton #aftonfamily #fnaf #gacha #gachaclub #michaelafton #williamafton #elizabethafton #ccafton #henryemily

[@lavender1543]

READ BEFORE COMMENTING!! - Okay so I turned off the comments of this video a long time ago because y'all were being lowkey annoying in them. So I'd just like to say. 1. I don't like this video myself, main reason being y'all getting so offended at it for who knows what reason. 2. Holy crap I did not expect it to go viral. 3. Get over it ffs, it's been months since it's posted. 4. I had people tell me that my William acts a lot like Natsu's, and for that I sincerely apologize. I had no idea that the William simp headcanon was originally Natsu's, and when I found out I immediately changed him and his perspective. I never intended to copy Natsu. 5. Beth is not racist for saying she likes sexy white women, not every person that points out someone's race is racist. That's not how it works. 6. THIS VIDEO WAS MADE AS A JOKE WHY ARE YOU ALL BEING SO SENSITIVE ABOUT IT

[@karkarlol]

"The youngsters didn't even have to say anything. 🤣🤣🤣"

[@NotEli_noMORE]

Shudtt up >////

[@ShinobuSimp]

Fr we didn't.

[@itzskye7074]

😭😭

[@martinajablonicka5348]

When i was 5 i was obsessed with the black boy 😭

[@Officially_holy_water]

Like 169

[@Kirara_silly]

William and Micheal have some... really specific answers.

[@lavender1543]

That's cuz they are just too silly

[@rose_fox420]

​@@lavender1543 no they just know what they want 😂😂😂😂

[@belynda1224]

Like father like son

[@NobodyImportant81721]

@@belynda1224 NAWWWWWW 😭😭😭😭

[@Mika_Victoria-wc1tf]

Ofc, i mean like their Aftons, Micheal is Micheal. William is a simp

[@trans_panda]

Mike had been on a mission and he succeeded. Poor Beth had to witness that.

[@lavender1543]

She got traumatized...

[@saleenlopez3021]

​@@lavender1543did she? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fritzboo_]

LMAO CC AND LIZZYS ONE 😭😭😊

[@jh-a]

*RC

[@Thelonleyhobo]

@@jh-a as in rc car/hj

[@randomhijabigirl]

Liz and RC like FICTIONAL people Aka the best type😍😍

[@lavender1543]

This is so true

[@MINDYOURDUCKINGBUSINESS]

I like Aizawa and shigaraki

[@imgayandimasimpformenwhoar4311]

​@@MINDYOURDUCKINGBUSINESSsame

[@Stayoncebaemon]

What does rc stand for? I've never heard that one before

[@lavender1543]

@@Stayoncebaemon R.C is an inside joke of my channel, that's why you haven't heard it. It stands for Rizzing Child or Roasting Child (all a joke ofc)

[@lemmoonns]

“Sexy white woman” OK, so let’s just agree that we won’t talk about it

[@RemiDoseGacha]

@Elizabeth-afton_ ikr

[@J-J_PJO_fan]

​@Elizabeth-afton_ Yes.

[@SamXlk]

1:31 that is exactly what I found in my cousin's search history that legit made me laugh

[@lavender1543]

HELP FR?

[@SamXlk]

@@lavender1543 I died after seeing it I wasn't expecting an 9 yr old to search that... 💀

[@lavender1543]

​@@SamXlkmy 5 years old cousin watched p0rn

[@RAKU_AMETHYST]

​@@lavender1543same here sadly

[@RAKU_AMETHYST]

​@@lavender1543well my cousin watch it not me

[@lavender1543]

Considering Gerald was being too busy being a tsundere to answer, here is his type in short: Men - nice, tall, masculine Women - badass, short, feminine Enbies - something in-between

[@idk78244]

Why did I start singing "Something in the way"

[@rose_magic.]

@@idk78244why

[@idk78244]

@rose_magic. I started singing "Something in the way" by Nirvana after reading "something in-between: This song: kzbin.info/www/bejne/npiYk5iepp2Doq8

[@rose_magic.]

@@idk78244 ok

[@zendo.0]

Even and Liz didn’t have to say anything 😏😏

[@willowzz]

Elizabeth and Evan are so real for that😩

[@SpArklingWAter..]

Clarissa you know its William with casual clothing and his hair down 🤭

[@lavender1543]

She is just hiding it fr

[@JustAFantasy2015]

“sexy white women” why’d it cut off so fast XD

[@lavender1543]

Cuz it makes it sillier

[@Momma_duck]

Hahaha i cant Stop laughing at Chris and Eli 😂😂😂

[@Chicken_wing420]

We ain’t gonna talk about Evan and Elizabeth 💀💀💀

[@Kennedy_grace_havy]

The way he just instantly burns henry so simply like that is hallarious

[@WhatInTheFazBallz]

Beth did not hesitate on her turn 💀

[@lavender1543]

I wouldn't either.

[@user-uc9nq3hm9n]

"Hen Hen" go me wheezing at literal 7 am

[@Literally_Cheese]

William: Hen-hen, I'll do ANYthing for you~ Hen-hen: ANYthing, you say? William: YES, anything for you, bbg Hen-hen: Go die- oh wait. Already did that. Springlock yourself once again~ William: **springlocked for the 938272616q67838940292827166151538384849th time** Henry: Thanks, now you're even uglier- Part 2: Micheal: Father? Henry? What are you doing in the bath... room? Both: NOTHING MICHEAL, GO AWAY Micheal&Chris: Crazy people. **Leaves** Part 3: Henry: WILLIAM- Part 4: Micheal: **in a room with ennard** Ennard? Did you hear Henry yell or something? Enn: No, why? Micheal: No reason. Meanwhile... William: bbg stop moving! Henry: No, it burns! Stop trying to help! William: But I accidentally pushed you into the sink. I'm sorry bbg😣 Henry: I dont c- **goofy ahh noise** William! William: bbg are you OkAy Henry: No, I'm not "OkAy" William: 😣😣😣😣 **insert the rock eyebrow meme** Henry: **takes this chance to run away** William: **cries** bbg don't leave me- End of part 4- part 5 will come when someone demands Part 5: Henry: Let. Go. Of. My. Leg. UGH Willy Wonka: Owwy... You kicked my nose Henry: I dont f*ckin care, William (Dave?) Afton. William: **gasp** You used my full name... **little baby noises** Henry: Shut UP, William. Micheal: Henry, do... do you need help? Henry: YES, get him off of me. Micheal: Okay, come on, father. Henry: Thank you. William: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Part 6 when someone demands. Part 6: Henry: Finally, I have escaped that obsessed furry, simp, thing. Micheal: I know how you feel, just look at Ennard. William: MY BBG OMG Henry: AHAHAHhhHAHhHahHhahhhhahhHhhhhgHHHhHHHHHhhHHHHHHHHHHhHhHhHhhH William: **smothering Henry** Henry: **muffled screaming** **passed out** William: NoOoooOOOOoOOOoooOO Part 7 & 8 comes when someone demands. Also there will only be 10 parts. Part 7: Ennard: Eggs! Eggs, guess what! Guess, guess! Micheal: What is it, Ennard? Ennard: I-I found more butters! Micheal: ENNARD! I don't care about your butters! I though it was something important. Ennard: Hmph, it IS important, to me. **He mumbled** William: Micheal save me, my favorite child, please. Henry: William~ GET BACK HERE, HAHAHAHAHAAAAA, heheheheheh. William: Please, Micheal. Part 8: William: MICHEAL- Micheal: Father! Henry: Hahahahahaheheeeee William: **Coughing, crushed throat** Henry: Die, hehehehehhahahaaaaaa, die! William: Huhahahccch Cliffhanger yall- Part 9: Ennard: **Muffled talking** You really shouldn't be doing this, Eggs! Mikol: It's fine! Now, shush, they'll hear us! Ennard: Ugh. My arms are tired. Micheal: Just hold a bit longer, please! I need to finish putting the camera up! Ennard: Hurry up, or I'll drop you. Micheal: Done. William: **Sleeping noises** Henry: **More sleeping noises** Micheal: Now we can make sure Henry doesn't choke father out. For the 60th time. Ennard: **Sigh** Part 10: William: **Groans** Micheal? What are you doing in my... room? Micheal: Uuuhhhhh. I came to wake you up! It's 9. William: Oh, okay. HENRY GET UUUPPPPPPP Henry: OH MY LORD. William! I though I saw the light! **Mumbles** For the fifth time. Micheal: Ennard, come on, let's go! Chris: Mikey? Spaghetti? M&E: What is it, Chris? Chris: Morning, have a good day. I guess I'll go find Liz. Part 11: I made an exception bc Liz wasn't in the story. Liz: Chris! Mikey! M&C: Hi, Lizzy. Liz: Lets play dress up! Ennard: No thanks, bye! M&C&L: No, you're not going anywhere. Liz: Hehe! I have the PERFECT outfits for you guys! A few moments later. Liz: Done! William: Liz, what on earth? What did you do to Micheal and-?

[@lavender1543]

HELP WHAT

[@Literally_Cheese]

@@lavender1543 want another part?

[@Literally_Cheese]

@@lavender1543 tehehe

[@lavender1543]

Do it.

[@Literally_Cheese]

@@lavender1543 ok

[@Cheezbugrer]

LMAO C.C AND LIZZYS I WAS DYING ON THE FLOOR 😂😂😂

[@user-jd9ej8he6n]

The youngest: shows them a cartoon them: 😮😏😏😏❤️ 😂😂😂💀

[@h3nryem3ily92]

1:18 I knew somebody was spying on me...

[@subhaaislam7865]

FIRST Edit: i just watched the video and i am laughing at Willy wonka and Micky mouse lol

[@MrWaSpY-Trn]

🫐🐇Fr Lol 😆. :D 🌌💗🌌💗🌌💗🌌💗🌌💗🌌💗🌌💗 ☄️🌲☄️🌲☄️🌲☄️🌲☄️🌲☄️🌲☄️🌲 💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨ 🎇⚡🎇⚡🎇⚡🎇⚡🎇⚡🎇⚡🎇⚡ 🍁💓🍁💓🍁💓🍁💓🍁💓🍁💓🍁💓

[@Yourpookiewookiee]

bahahahahahahahhahaah 😂😂

[@NIKKI_IS_ALIVE]

beth was so real for that

[@lavender1543]

Literally

[@XexoXemzo]

1:21 gang… I never needed to know that.

[@lavender1543]

Yes you did. Stop lying. /j

[@XexoXemzo]

@@lavender1543it begs the question… what kind of k!nks does this mf have…?

[@lavender1543]

​@@XexoXemzo...why do you want to know what types of k!nks Gerald has....

[@XexoXemzo]

@@lavender1543you made me wonder (yes I’m coming back to this video.)

[@lavender1543]

​@@XexoXemzo... Gerald is very creative...

[@ShyStucy-ug4zz]

ELI AND CC DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING THEY JUST SAY A PHOTO AND WAS LIKE “AHHHHH😍😍😍😍😍😍”

[@M4ya_YT]

For a second when CC and Elizabeth came up I was like ‘Oh hell nah if this is one of those CC x Nightmares channels then that’s a waste of talent’ and when it popped up I was like ‘ok then 💀’

[@lavender1543]

I find it funny that people still ship stuff like C.C x Nightmare, Michael x Ennard and stuff like that but get mad at me cuz I have a well-developed OC that just simply happens to be Mike's partner

[@M4ya_YT]

@@lavender1543 loll personally Michael x Ennard isn’t too bad, I don’t ship them but it’s alr with me

[@lavender1543]

@@M4ya_YT i mean I accept that, but just imagine canon Ennard being in a relationship with a person😭

[@M4ya_YT]

@@lavender1543 no no pls dontttt 😭💀 that’s so weird

[@noorkaed-]

A white sexy woman: what the hell

[@Hello13285]

Now the real question is which one are they simping for

[@lavender1543]

Liz is simping for the boy and Evan is simping for the girl, but ppl can switch it up if they want

[@Hello13285]

@@lavender1543 simps from 8 years old lmao

[@broly2316]

William and Henry do bring up a valid point....dominant women are definitely hot

[@Just_Kimmy3289]

The ending LOL 😂😂😂

[@hazel_playz9429]

HELP C.C AND ELIZABETH AT THE END

[@iakatat2]

OMG RC AND LIZ LIKE THEM-

[@kuromi13579]

1:36 who are The people in The photo?

[@lavender1543]

They are from a kid's show called Lena's ranch. The girl's name is Lena, and the guy is called Angelo

[@Officially_holy_water]

1:30 *cutely turns into a black man*

[@J-J_PJO_fan]

I was wheezing so loud on the last two I think my voice stopped working-

[@Rand0m.Editor]

I NEED TO KNOW THE SONG AT THE BEGINNING I LOVE IT GRRRR

[@lavender1543]

Dsaf dave theme!

[@Rand0m.Editor]

@@lavender1543 Thx!!💕💕

[@jocelyncarrizales9024]

I love the ocs teach me how to make em!

[@lavender1543]

I would love too but it takes up too much time

[@jocelyncarrizales9024]

Its okay then

[@aurelia_x18]

I feel u C.C and Elizabeth

[@Chandelure_F-5]

i don't remember my childhood fictional crush YURI BEST GIRL

[@kel1sss_.x]

my type is same with mikey wikey

[@dragon-cp7zi]

😂🤣 wow! I unexpected of that coming in end!

[@blynndash5637]

“What’s your type?”Actresses specifically named Maya Hawke who plays Robin Buckley in stranger things and sings… and curly haired African-American girl with hair just below her shoulder black hair brown eyes and who is lesbian.

[@drakephonetheminorliker]

I thought CC’s one was gonna be Dora or smth 💀💀

[@lavender1543]

💀💀💀

[@drakephonetheminorliker]

@@lavender1543 💀💀

[@MrWaSpY-Trn]

Myths And Legends Say that🍦🧸 Are Still Standing In Shock To this Day (:

[@MrWaSpY-Trn]

(Butter Fingers Again 😃Fr).

[@heather_totaldrama1212]

*sexy white woman got me lmao

[@wandadicostanzo3018]

Chris:Wow Liz:WTF IN WORLD IS THAT!?

[@-LEMON_GIRLIE-]

1:35 Ok so uhm which ones are they simping for

[@lavender1543]

Evan for the girl, Liz for the guy. But ppl can switch it up if they want idgaf lmao

[@Sayori-Sayanora]

C.C's Face..😭🤚🏻

[@fannyfantasy3]

RIZZ CHILD IN LOVE!

[@Official_Unkown]

HELP NOT MY CHILDHOOD SHOW 😭

[@kelenal8106]

1:36 ok...

[@otilito_broke]

You wouldnt understand my type😫🛐

[@Lemon_Pie201]

THE END LMAO

[@D0UM4-UPPERMOON_2]

Bro now cc and Elizabeth is fighting for them💀💀💀💀💀

[@Oliver_On_pawz]

Uhhh Mikey what is this-(OMG I LOVE UR VIDS And please dont mind the user it was post to be EvanAft0n But i have to wait 7 days)

[@Xinx_is_back]

Bro the boy at the end in the picture i had a crush on for like 8 years

[@lavender1543]

ME TOO HE WAS SO ATTRACTIVE TO ME

[@luciepanningova5618]

I'm literally Henry's type 😶

[@user-sk8og4wj3n]

Irl:women From games/TV shows:Micheal afton

[@Alderverage]

oh no now the last one is me too o crap

[@Gacha_Berry2]

HELP THEM DESCRIBING THEM😭

[@_MaryamTheSnek_]

Idk my type bc I've never had a crush 😢

[@bunnithebunny]

Same tbh, even though I’m aro lol

[@Bluekoi22thesecond-tz3sk]

Aroace so same

[@isaxxa6333]

Honestly so weird to see ppl ship FNAF characters im not against it but its just pure weird considering all are dead or rotting or a animatronic or a psycho

[@lavender1543]

Who really cares it's not hurting anyone as long as no one presses it on others

[@isaxxa6333]

@@lavender1543 Idk i thought Scott didnt like ppl shipping

[@soapssie]

everybody bi in this house damn

[@lavender1543]

If we take it literally, only two people are bi here😔

[@Yuri_draws]

Not the cartoon characters 💀😂

[@Art_life12346]

Lol

[@faye.s1gma]

My type is computers 🤷‍♀️

[@CallForMilk]

Hehehehehehe, what's your type person who reads this? I don't have one, cause I'm GAY!

[@lavender1543]

HELP GAY PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TYPES????

[@lavender1543]

Well i like tall girls and short guys💅

[@luchimu757]

ELIZABETH EVAN NO DONT

[@ItzFlameyFazbear]

How nice. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EveMarie1103]

Hold up, Which one did C.C like and which did elizabeth like-There is ships going around.. 😅

[@lavender1543]

(I don't ship those😭) Liz likes the guy and Evan likes the girl

[@Oliver_On_pawz]

And i swear i can explain-

[@delilahelizabethvideos7168]

THE LAST ONE WITH CHRIS AND ELIZABETH

[@Shiningstarite]

What in The Shipping Container Is THESE SHIP its Cursed 😭💀

[@lavender1543]

Which ones? All these ships are OC x Canon so they can't be 'cursed' because Mrs. A and Gerald DON'T EXIST. I don't ship Henry x William if you meant that one lmao

[@Shiningstarite]

@@lavender1543 yea i already know own ship own channel

[@lavender1543]

@@Shiningstarite then what's the problem?

[@Shiningstarite]

@@lavender1543 i Was Just Sying id did Not Liked The Ship But For Other people i Dont Judge Their Ships i Dont Wanna get to Problems With People

[@lavender1543]

​@@Shiningstaritethen why did you literally insult my ships if you don't care bruh

[@Michealtheking-l9c]

😂😂😂😂😂 Liz and cc😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nursiey]

DIEGO!?

[@lavender1543]

AND LENA

[@Nursiey]

@@lavender1543 OMG

[@delilahelizabethvideos7168]

WT-

[@kaeleighwong675]

Which ones are the youngsters simping over?

[@lavender1543]

Evan for Lena (the girl) and Liz for Hugo (the boy)

[@kaeleighwong675]

Oh okay thanks👌

[@wika69]

1:34 OMFG YOU REMINDED ME OF THAT CARTOON PLS TELL ME ITS NAME I BEG YOU

[@lavender1543]

Lena's ranch! One of my childhood shows

[@wika69]

@@lavender1543 Tysm😭🫶

[@SillyLilT3rm1nat0rZ]

​@@lavender1543 DUDE THATS MY CHILDHOOD SHOW TOO 😂

[@Alixthedreamcore_dragon]

1:22 who are they

[@lavender1543]

Fan made characters

[@Alixthedreamcore_dragon]

@@lavender1543 oh

[@SpeedyBall10]

William Appleton

[@_.Val._280]

Can I have song name?

[@lavender1543]

Dsaf dave theme

[@Shadlygad]

1:30

[@Purpleaqua33]

WHITE WOMAN?!!!!

[@lavender1543]

Yes

[@matitousumaki5160]

No mames William no hagas que el cuerpo de tu hijo pierda la virginidad con su madre we

[@lavender1543]

WHAT

[@ルナルーナ]

i need the song name 💩

[@lavender1543]

Dsaf dave theme

[@ルナルーナ]

@@lavender1543 thanks so much!

[@justil396]

K

[@melindaperson9936]

Where's the dark skin....?

[@lavender1543]

You mean Gerald's right? The filter makes him look lighter. And he became paler after dying so his original skin color is only visible in his alive version

[@melindaperson9936]

@@lavender1543 OH😭 god I didn't mean to be this rude, I'm sorry. Im just tired of the constant skin changing in the community 😮‍💨

[@lavender1543]

​@@melindaperson9936don't worry. I get angry when people constantly whitewash characters as well

[@isabellalaborin6693]

Lizzy and cc are real

[@meateater4534]

Bro why am I so God damn *late* I WANNA BE FIRST DAMN IT. Get my @$$ a pin

[@lavender1543]

I don't pin randomly anymore, but comment something on the next video I post and I'll pin it (no need to remind me, I'll recognize your username cuz you're one of the regulars)

[@meateater4534]

Achievement unlocked: one of the regulars

[@yell0w-man]

@@lavender1543am i considered a regular 🤩 like a customer who comes in everyday to the same store and orders the same thing

[@lavender1543]

@@yell0w-man ofc

[@yell0w-man]

@@lavender1543 LES GOOOOO

[@Mu1ch1r0..]

No but *dominant women are hot*

[@lavender1543]

YES

[@Mu1ch1r0..]

@@lavender1543 YES 😻👏

[@darkaster3114]

Rc, norizzLiz that's a teenager

[@lavender1543]

They know..😔😔

[@darkaster3114]

@@lavender1543 Yeah I know too but I just wanted to say that THEY HAVE A CRUSH ON SOME LITERAL TEENS!

[@lavender1543]

​​​@@darkaster3114like any other kid tbh

[@Acc66384]

Who are those two?

[@lavender1543]

The boy and girl on the pic? Lena and Hugo from Lena's ranch

[@Acc66384]

@@lavender1543 never heard of that but ok 😂

[@lavender1543]

@@Acc66384 there is a lot of shows on this planet lol

[@Acc66384]

@@lavender1543 yeah 😅 is it a newer one?

[@lavender1543]

@@Acc66384 not really. Watched it when I was like 9 (I am 18 now)

[@mmpMultiversalMagicPolice]

CC?🤨🏳️‍🌈

[@vvkkyl]

No C.C simp for girl not boy🤡

[@lavender1543]

It's really not important😭

[@mmpMultiversalMagicPolice]

@@lavender1543 oh ok

[@mmpMultiversalMagicPolice]

@@vvkkyl how do You know that?

[@Idkf2q]

This ruined the show for me , thanks 💀/j

[@lavender1543]

Always there to ruin everyone's interests

[@Idkf2q]

@@lavender1543 Lol