What Sedona People Are Like - Ultra Spiritual Life Ep. 172

What Sedona People Are Like - Ultra Spiritual Life Ep. 172
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People from Sedona are pretty un-normal and aggressively spiritual.

[@EnfinLibreNM]

My sister (who refuses to speak to me because she claims I murdered her in a former life), LOVES Sedona. She actually once told me (pre-past life regression), that Sedona is the spiritual vortex of the world. This video had me rolling. Perfect.

[@marcosbravo9645]

I'm sorry your sister is mad at you for something you didn't do. I suggest telling her to use 6 to 7 metric tons of an assortment of essential oils to help her practice forgiveness, so karma doesn't chop off her legs or something.

[@EnfinLibreNM]

@@marcosbravo9645 LOL. Thank you for making me smile. Funny thing. Just yesterday I had quite a long discussion about whether karma exists. If it does, I would never want karma to go after my sister. Despite her "Sedona-ness", I wish her nothing but peace and wonderful things. I do have this framed as a reminder though. Maybe you can appreciate it: Throughout your life, people will talk poorly and try to discredit you. Don’t consume yourself with trying to gain their approval. You can’t control what others think and say about you, but you can control how you choose to react to it. Leave those to their own judgments and just walk away. The people who are meant to be in your life will love and respect you for who you are. ---- Wise meme written by someone else (not me because I'm not that witty) who probably once visited Sedona and travelled in a vortex.

[@sea7790]

Damn if you killed her in a past life isn’t this life supposed to be for forgiveness and tolerance or whatever lmao

[@isotope73]

Are you serious?! Dear lord. Any woo-woo person worth their weight in patchouli knows we've all had lives as both perpetrator & victim

[@lindaleelaw5277]

YogaWorkoutBook. So how does,murder work ? I never met anyone who did it ? Lol I think sis forgot responsibility. Why did she force you to kill her ? That should keep her Sedoness busy.

[@ObsessionoftheMonth]

People in Sedona don't have cars they use vortexes to travel.

[@AstroinWonderland]

LOL

[@zfoxfire]

Just sprinkle a bit of flue powder...

[@Tranatta_therealtor]

Why no stops in Phoenix?? You would have a much bigger crowd! Come here instead

[@msfe313]

@@Tranatta_therealtor He will be in Phoenix this Friday and Saturday, just go to his website for more info

[@ninagalvani1007]

I heard that Sedona is a vortex.

[@Metaphoreign]

Last time I was there I almost got attacked by a rattlesnake while hiking down from Boynton Vista at sunset. I jumped about 3 feet up and sideways, it aligned all my chakras right quick.

[@RaveBabyFuu]

i live less than an hour away from Sedona and i can confirm a great deal of this.

[@mementomori5985]

Jenna G. Same.

[@chrisr8159]

Jenna G. Same here FLG yo

[@russianbot4418]

My family goes through there every winter on vacation. It's the same crowded overpriced tourist trap crap over and over. 5 years in a row been there and went to the same overcrowded tourist traps everytime and found the same crap every time.

[@yoshithesage]

@@russianbot4418 I went in the fall during off season, and it was beautiful! There were basically only locals and it was like I got a personal tour of the place. I highly suggest going in late November if you can, which is when I went. The drive was super beautiful as well, barely any cars on the streets. I got to meditate at one of the vortex sites with maybe 4 to 5 other people on the rock with me. I had no idea how busy Sedona gets, but I happened to go during the perfect time. I went because I just found out about it being a vortex and catalytic for spiritual development, and it totally was! Esp if you go off season, lol

[@russianbot4418]

@@yoshithesage I hear ya! They decided to do the winter trip in the fall after some 10 + years of dealing with that overcrowded holiday crap. Just landed In Las Vegas a few hours ago in fact and am waiting for the rest of the family to land now. I will be curious to see this stuff for once when it isn't a sea of people!

[@kaityfeather6259]

I knew a girl who received an aura reading in Sedona. Apparently, her aura was "dirty" and needed additional "cleansing" for a mandatory donation of $75 ;)

[@marilynm111]

Crazy

[@SoldierDrew]

Accurate

[@divinelight4475]

I laughed so hard I cracked a few chakras and had a massive ultra spiritual awakening!!! 🌟🌸💕🙏🏼

[@jonathanpoitras5083]

"Essential oil for a compound fracture" Thought I'd heard it all. Nope.

[@apeddie3777]

Probably just my karma...

[@novahina]

It actually works ! The video is just a humorous joke

[@kittymewmew199]

Arnica

[@frankcreamer9270]

I used to visit Sedona in the 50's. It was a great place to go to. I was there in the 90's and could not believe how a beautiful place like this has turned to crap.

[@marilynm111]

You mean commercial stuff

[@SoldierDrew]

It's more commercialized now and always congested with international tourists.

[@apeddie3777]

"Fractured part of my chakra, it was pretty severe" 😂

[@benfamajr.]

I lived in Sedona for about 7 years and this stereo type is pretty accurate. It can drive you crazy sometimes. But to be fair, there are many different types of people that live there, and not all believe this stuff. But it is still one of the most beautiful places I have ever lived when I did.

[@kathleenmacfarland1817]

I So get you 😂 Thanks ~ Lived there about 20 years!!! Out now ….. It’s like an island I always felt … almost Hypborean 💖💕💞

[@hunterhoward8194]

This is gold

[@sarahrydwansky277]

The Teal Swan shirt nailed it

[@hirtzlifechristianblogs9285]

Bahaha 😂😂😂 the crystal is the receptionist, and they're being audited. Too funny.

[@mindsconnecting]

OMG! This is hilarious. I love Sedona. I used to live there and am getting ready to move back. That's where my tribe is. I'm too much of a spiritual weirdo to live anywhere else.

[@sheralot]

Astrology is so 20th Century in Sedona. Now its about your star seed origin. Love you!

[@lindaleelaw5277]

Shera Sever explain, please and thank you.

[@CattyMcMeow]

Lemme guess... Pleaidian? Ooh, ooh, I'll bet it's Andromeda because you're a maverick

[@Thx1138sober]

You will want to use Almond essential oil for a compound fracture, its smell will go nicely with the gangrene.

[@inisennn]

Indeed. And the river sludge-like color of it will really bring out the green and yellow of the pus leaking from the open sore.

[@jessface777]

"Mercury's in retrograde. It's not my fault." hehehe

[@roselumarediy]

You are hilarious, love it.

[@badukp1792]

There is some truth to this.

[@MinhSen11]

I went to Sedona last summer after not being there for more than 30 years. I cried, seeing how this beautiful place was destroyed. It is like a strip mall for expensive woo woo shops. Heartbreaking. (And I am a woo woo inclined person!)

[@SoldierDrew]

Accurate

[@katsmythe4361]

This is just too awesome!!! Bravo JP!

[@MamaPinks]

I myself feel like I have been awakened just by watching this video.💜😍 Peace, love, and heart to heart hugs to all of you!

[@EaAsThailand]

Thank you. You said everything I'd like to express & more 🙏

[@whoisbotsman]

"I fractured part of my root chakra!" 😂😂😂

[@JimmyMakingitwork]

I clicked like before even watching, i’ve been to Sedona in a spiritually driven time warp.

[@AKliving100]

My family and I ended up passing through this “vortex” on our way to go do day hiking. Our motorhome was in a grocery parking lot while my family went into the store. Out of nowhere a store parking lot manager (?not sure why they manage parking lots?) called us transients. Freaking transients in a nice motorhome!! Where I am from we call them tourist. In my opinion, Jerome is the best!!! Gotta have Maynard Keenan’s wine!!!!

[@jordanisraelson8640]

People who live in Sedona around the vortexes are "loopy after awhile" . Most people I've encountered in Sedona don't talk much anyway lol! 👽👽👽🌟 However Sedona brings in whatever people are needed to hold the vibes. Above all the journey is within, its a great place to commune with the stars and other dimensions and universes. If you believe in Atlantis you'll find that, extra terrestrials, ascended masters, angels, follow the Zodiac and so forth. Blessings Love&LIGHT

[@anon2687]

Oh my God, this is perfection. Every bit the truth! Namaste. :-)

[@crypto_85]

Love it 🤣

[@MollyMcBooter]

Oh the irony of all of this plus the Teal Swan shirt that looks like it was designed in MS Paint back in the 90’s by an ‘Ultra-spiritual’..

[@lindaleelaw5277]

Molly Lenore OHMMMMMM. Or OMMMMM

[@MollyMcBooter]

Lindalee Law Om no, I forgot 🤦🏻‍♀️ I apologize and will go sage myself now 😩

[@t_naubrey5583]

I lived the last few years in Sedona and recently moved T.F. AWAY from Sedona. Let me say the name changing thing is real. 🤣 Sedona is all the old rigid-minded former hippies who think nothing in "their" town should ever change. They hate tourists, who are the backbone of the economy and constantly complain about how great things were 10+ years ago. Those in city planning are equally as stale and purposefully try to divert funds from accommodating the growing tourist industry to their own pockets, keeping single road lanes and causing major traffic issues year-round. Their reasoning is to make it miserable for tourists to get around the town in hopes tourism slows down to what it was 10+ years ago. Then there are the pretentious "spirituals" who sell colored chakra water for $30 an oz. It's water that's sat in the sun a while. There were many kind and extremely friendly people with interesting perspectives. But we also met some real odd folks that smelled really bad like patchouli and b.o. Mostly, the tourists were the funnest to talk with - always in a good mood. Quirky town, tons of huge bugs and poison snakes. It was also difficult to get a good meal for under $200. The restaurant scene has a captive audience so they don't try hard with food quality. I'm glad to be gone. Great place to visit. Bad place to live.

[@russianbot4418]

Yep, my family goes through there every winter on vacation and ends up hating it by the end of every day. It's the same crowded overpriced tourist trap crap over and over. 5 years in a row been there and went to the same overcrowded tourist traps everytime and found the same crap every time. :P

[@AKliving100]

So so awful. They hate tourist and call them transients. Rude as all hell.

[@abracaxandra]

Too be fair: We only really hate the tourists who leave poopy diapers in the creek and insist on driving 50-60 on our 35mpg roads, and walk across highways like they’re in Disneyland 😂 Unfortunately it sounds like you ate at tourist restaurants, not local ones… Us real folks tend to be out in nature and cook our own meals and avoid traffic so you never meet us…

[@nnddrrjj]

JP should make a video of the Cottonwood and Camp Verde people too. So close but different kind of people!

[@mountainmamanirvana31]

Spot on JP... Spot fucking on.

[@Jnvlv247]

😍 Love this, Arizonan here

[@isotope73]

Nice Teal Swan frequency painting shirt!!

[@MrKenLamb]

Lol. Grew up there in the late 80s early 90s. Step mom wrote the Vortex Experience and her name is Gaia. And I think you are sitting in her living room.

[@christinaherren]

Lol. Im going to sedona this summer. Ive never been before, but i consider my self spiritual.

[@ourlittlehomestead2962]

Can't wait!! I grew up near Sedona, love it but there are some interesting people there!

[@d00vinator]

Been there. The vortex told me to move on.

[@SoldierDrew]

This is super accurate. He must live in Sedona.

[@Haley22_22]

Love Teal Swans shirt.. I’ve ordered some frequencies items for home too..

[@jaybird1866]

Best essential oil for a compound FX 😆😆🥳

[@heatherrue2655]

Love it or hate it, he nailed it.

[@d-t-f.]

flagstaff! jp! what!

[@michaelafuchs3299]

love your shirt!

[@tigerlillysrealm]

I really like the cat in the pattern of the stained glass on the shirt he's wearing. ☺

[@captaincrunch784]

The vortexes scare me. I don't want to get sucked in and end up back in time or on the moon or something wack.

[@Piedrodeororoca]

You just made a video thats to make our lifestyle and knowledge look restarted. Thanks because its not like no one else would accept us besides our selves right. Alos . Why then did this video come up when i was only searching for like minded people to find when i move 🥺

[@user-uu9yb9wb5b]

I used to make fun of spiritual ppl too until I realized how empty life is without it. Western culture puts too much emphasis on the rational part of the mind and looking to hustle culture and consumption for fulfillment. That’s why we’re so disconnected from the earth and therefore destroying it.

[@evillynn81]

Please come to Chicago with that tour!

[@thirstfast1025]

Lol, dude, this is a great way to promote a tour!

[@tinag4893]

I’m dead 🤣

[@jdagilliland]

THE SINGING BOWL!

[@jackkirkpatrick2849]

JP I think you're just the coolest dude! I'd love to be able to see you sometime. Come on over to Dover Downs, Dover, Delaware bro. Or somewhere in New Jersey! We would be there for sure! Congrats on all your success and keep keeping it real. Much love brother

[@counterpunchboxing9322]

That's hilarious made my night

[@YourFunkiness]

As a resident of Flagstaff, I can confirm this is the ideal location to come and make fun of people from Sedona.

[@AnAbortiveRomance]

Flagstaff is just as bad. Sedona is full of trust fund hippies. Flagstaff is full of trust fund hipsters.

[@YourFunkiness]

@@AnAbortiveRomance I resent the accuracy of that statement.

[@i.g.6733]

My best friend lives in Sedona , he is totally normal ,was born there , his entire family is super cool , never any crazy stuff . My other buddy that lives there has never talked spiritually in his life

[@slitheringsoundcat7996]

It's 3:33 and I'm seeing this video. Numbers have been so numerous lately. Coincidence? Not on my soul. Who else?

[@Gia_Mc_Fia]

This video is genius.

[@JaridNeuhaus]

It's called your Sedona name. I pondering Raven, Sky, or Forest for my Sedona name.

[@psmith2714]

Two rocks, six eagles, 3 mountains, iron man😂

[@ulysees1117]

So true.. I lived there for far too long

[@JaceJacobs]

I love Sedona! Big smiles, good vibes, and high fives to all my Sedona friends. Namaste Laterrrrrs

[@sukijohnson5398]

Cool shirt!

[@missmayhem7437]

The mountain biking there is pretty fun lol

[@maureennochannel]

One of best margarita's I ever drank was in Sedona. Plus it's super pretty there.

[@rexvalentine9073]

Having lived in sedona for 7 years i can say yeah sedona is really weird

[@CattyMcMeow]

Let's hear some stories

[@scottsnyder9795]

It's a portal they say. I dated a girl who went through and disappeared forever.

[@psmith2714]

Lived there for 2 years. Nuf said.

[@maryann4829]

Hahaha this is so so true 😂😂😂👍🏻

[@YouTubeCertified]

One night only 🤔 maybe to prevent protesters on the second night. lol 😂 funny bit

[@marcosbravo9645]

These guys seem to have a lot of of crystals, a lot of of hard and pointy crystals.

[@shadowfox781]

Two premieres in one day. I feel truly blessed and insulted at the same time.

[@harrisonschneider8333]

I just feel insulted. How dare he insult both the most beautiful city in Arizona..... And Sedona.

[@kyledoucette1697]

@@harrisonschneider8333 nothing about any city in AZ is beautiful

[@shadowfox781]

@@harrisonschneider8333 - 🤣😆🤣😁😄

[@marcosbravo9645]

@@shadowfox781 if you fell insulted, try rubbing some essential oils on your chest and forehead. Don't fell angered, or carma may chop off your nose.

[@harrisonschneider8333]

@@marcosbravo9645 Aren't essential oils one giant government conspiracy?

[@vantastic9367]

I stayed in Sedona for about a month, and loved it, but then I had to leave and had nothing but bad luck for the last 3 years.

[@IrishLincoln]

Fractured root chakra? Ouch!.

[@suzanneheincreations]

I concur, lived there and was caught in that craziness for too many years. 😳 John 3:16-18 is the answer.

[@elerberrysprout-grimoirepr2752]

Love the Teal Swan frequency painting shirt! I would love to see a collab between you two! :)

[@jessface777]

Hilarious as always!

[@shanewright2772]

I named my favourite Steely Dan album Aja because it was a much more spiritual name. Everyone else just called their album "Russell", but that's just spiritual visigoth-ery.

[@RH-tv9hk]

omg lmao 😂

[@Loyih]

Guys. Im totally a spiritual healer. Yep! My name is Maya oomm

[@SpaceHopper777]

What were the sunglasses that you use to promote, blue blocking sunglasses... I'm trying to remember the name as could do with getting some, thanks.

[@calldwnthesky6495]

i wish i'd known about this video sooner. this is exactly what people (and they're probably numerous) who are so enamored of all this spiritual and vortex nonsense... er... i mean "energy", need to see. bravo

[@cosmicrobin2102]

Hopefully, my astrology is in alignment with your show. JP you are a great wit'ster, I enjoy your videos. The term is Sedonuts ;) I live in Sedona, Anyhoo, you are funny, the best medicine is laughter unless you broke your leg (then I recommend a doctor with a sense of humor and castor oil wraps). I'm sure it will be a great show!

[@dominicossarg8931]

He has mastered ironically blending truth in satire in a real polarizing way; while simultaneously putting others down and getting them to believe he is the real guru by simply pointing out the obvious.(all the while, secretly doing everything he makes fun of) Classic trickster.. thanks as always JP!☮️🕉️🙏....(obnoxious virtue signaling emogis of lack luster enthusiasm of a emotionless text box) NAMAGO Brother!

[@yoshithesage]

Omg, freaking hilarious. Sedona is not just a vortex, it's a black hole!!@ Lolol, I had a great time there when I visited back in Nov 2017, and the food tastes freaking amazing! The boost in physical and spiritual connection does add a ton to the quality of life. Fast forward years later, I now know how to be in this state without a massive vortex. I'm thankful to all the awesome and friendly people at Sedona that helped me start my spiritual journey, but the Amethyst receptionist would've been so hilarious to see! I'll do that when I open my Academy someday, meet Amethyst the Amethyst! Lololol

[@habanero5866]

The best way to deal with Mercury in retrograde is ... to not believe in astrology

[@abracaxandra]

I kinda love watching his bit about the flu 2 years later 😂 Are ya one of us now, JD?! 😘 Abracaxandra (my Crone name 😂) from Sedona

[@demois]

That moment it became more about the event then the youtube episode.

[@sankaridevidasi]

so perfect! dude! I had a boyfriend from Sedona, he is an astrologist! and his name is yoga- something (I don't want to put all the name for privacy ) and her best friend Laxmi he gave her that name... LOL!

[@hollyswenson8131]

September 15 is my bday and I use to live in flagstaff.

[@37daysoff]

God damn it. I cant believe I missed the Flagstaff show! 😑

[@kyledoucette1697]

Fayetteville nc would be an Interesting one. We got a military base a lot of history and a huge crime rate lol

[@shanewright2772]

It would seem to me that your greatest asset could be put to practical use eliminating your greatest liability.

[@SmilaZ]

Amazing tshirt❣️ where can I get one??? (should be your merch 😊)

[@main2333]

JJ mai ram dos... 😂😂😂

[@RWB20]

Sarasota FL is supposedly the twin sister connected by vortex to Sedona.

[@mfb3042]

You're too funny!

[@dlcalbaugh]

Where did your shirt come from? It is great!

[@tommycox3144]

Slide Rock.....Coconino..

[@vascoemyer]

👍

[@tanjapreining9051]

I really just got an ad for his youtube channel before this vid🤦😂

[@woodyhuband9248]

“And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce And all my wealth won't buy me health So I smoke a pint of tea a day”.

[@johnzero9191]

This is scarily accurate.