What Strangers REALLY Think of Stoners

[@chrisklemens]

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[@ashleyshort6231]

Most iconic self promo intro

[@fullofgloom2762]

I love you so much but your merch promo gets so loud and it buggs 😂😂

[@gofuckyourself9128]

Your fucking gay

[@MG-chaotic]

@@gofuckyourself9128 ya think? 🤭

[@thomasinajefferson9971]

As a canna breeder … this made me question my life choices 🙃

[@rachelgiordano3669]

i just spent an hour and a half trying to google the monopoly guy and got absolutely nowhere

[@chrisklemens]

RIGHT!!!!!

[@leomm7134]

😂 thank u for doing the work to hungover

[@avamederos4319]

Rachel Giordano SAME

[@evilhellokittie]

Omg who would make up a story like that??? Lmao

[@GrandPanda420]

@@evilhellokittie Drugs.

[@jupitus9236]

“I smoke weed often, like once a month” That’s like a religious thing to do

[@renewillard777]

jupitus92 I smoke weed like 8-10 times a day. AHahahaa and that’s a minimum. I don’t always roll up but at least 3 rolls a day before I eat & 57 bowls throughout the day.

[@annal8681]

René Willard 😳😳are you okay

[@renewillard777]

anna lena I.B.S. I don’t have an appetite ever, & after I eat it’s so much worse. Doesn’t help that my children’s mother is a manic physco. Besides that I’m mint 👌😂🤣

[@rowmohamed3929]

@@renewillard777 omgggg I smoke once it once a day and thay feels like too much sometimes. I get that tho, hope it helps :(

[@renewillard777]

@@rowmohamed3929 the only thing that ever does! Been doing it for about 10 years. 28 now started around 15 but had on and off breaks. Tolerance is a sob, some days I’m on 600mg edibles, dabbing and my pre rolls throughout the day. I seriously don’t have the slightest urge to eat until I get a nice bowl or two in. When I smoke I feel normal when I don’t I feel all kinds of uncomfortable. But hey at least we are lucky to have this blessing, imagine being in N Korea where you’ll get killed for a joint, actually shot.

[@sofiecallow350]

That monopoly dude is... uhmmm... a character

[@chrisklemens]

Hahahaha

[@stanconnorstan4266]

I honestly want to adopt him as a weird uncle

[@legalisefreedom]

he looked like harry dean stanton in weird character

[@lily5540]

Sofie Callow crackhead*

[@VanessaLisette]

he's like chris in the future lol

[@kyliedawnyo]

Answers I expected to hear to the question "do you want to be in a video?": - "No." - "No thank you." - "Sure." - "I'd love to!" - "I can't, I'm sorry." - "I'm busy." Answers I could never have imagined, even if I had a lifetime to try: - "Should I speak in Japanese or English?"

[@Sonnykendrick]

K A and don’t forget “I am the greatest online monopoly player in the world”😂😂

[@naomigary7930]

K A and the fact that that came from a white guy saying it to another white guy...skfktkr im dead

[@ActingAndy]

This comment made me laugh so much

[@crease142]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@sashapayne290]

Chris: what do you think about stoners Monopoly guy: I am the greatest online monopoly player of all time Chris: .....

[@joakoelxoro]

sashapayne la wea random xdd

[@Savege_er]

Lmao

[@emmabethany8953]

I feel like he could’ve been autistic

[@savannahogrady]

I believe this man may have Asperger's, people with Asperger's often have video game obsessions and are really talented at them. My brother has Asperger's. He acts very similar.

[@sarahichi3998]

Can I drop my gram? *No* I’m going to list all of my monopoly achievements. *Sure*

[@aryhalstead9693]

*should I speak Japanese or English?* 😂

[@loverghoul]

I lost it 😭😭

[@desireebarajas5578]

Ary Halstead Idk why he didn’t say Japanese 😂

[@cydneychappelle9012]

Ary Halstead WHY WAS THAT HIS FIRST THOUGHT 😩😩😩😭😂😂😂

[@tiffanysalazar676]

I’m so dead

[@jasontodd6930]

“I don’t know what his stance on marijuana was but I definitely know his stance on crack.” 😂😂

[@ItsIliana]

“Should I speak in Japanese or English?” casual normal question to ask someone in LA because why not lmaoo this guy was high asfff

[@hannaworel1396]

IlianaBlue high on crack?

[@devildog2114]

That mans tweakin on some bullshit

[@analuvzya7]

IlianaBlue wish he said Spanish now

[@Dan-vr7zs]

Also because Chris looks very Japanese

[@jackiebrown4188]

U got 666 likes wtf

[@higherfrequencies4656]

"Should I speak English or Japanese?" I choked on my coffee bro😂😂😂

[@scarlett5123]

I had to watch this video twice because the first time I watched it I just watched Chris’s eyebrow the whole time

[@chrisklemens]

Omg dead lmao

[@cheythegoblin]

LMAOO

[@calmset8387]

He really said I smoke often 😂 then says once a month WHATTT my stoner ass thinking everyday

[@hunimoonz]

Fr man I be waking up hitting the bong every hour

[@celestgreen2287]

Fr I wake up, smoke. Go to bed, smoke. Done eating, shit imma smoke haha

[@renewillard777]

Yep a roll before every meal, and 57 bowls throughout the day.

[@badlucklaura]

Ash : chris knows what the people want to hear and he is correct

[@rainbownerladybounce]

Idgaf, monopoly man has the confidence I can only dream of. 🤷

[@hobojesus9817]

Thats called meth

[@dannynash1433]

Hobo Jesus facts

[@quintenelijah6586]

Shit facts

[@renewillard777]

No he just has the crack dealer you don’t have hahahaha

[@madtingz2288]

When Chris is was bonding with the old stoner guy then he said “make america great again” 😭 👁👄👁

[@jared5610]

And? Just because someone has a different political view than you doesnt mean you have to hate

[@colleenharrison1638]

@@jared5610 because it's sad that somebody with obvious mental problems has a political view where they think that the president is an actual decent person.

[@jared5610]

@@colleenharrison1638 still your president

[@colleenharrison1638]

@@jared5610 no he's not, I don't live in America you stupid piece of shit LMAO.and if I did, is that really your only rebuttal? Because I'm sure Americans don't view him as their president, the majority of them anyways that have common sense. So you should probably come up with a better rebuttal because that one is unoriginal, overused, and it doesn't make any sense.

[@colleenharrison1638]

@@jared5610 let me dumb it down for you, no he is not my president. Why don't you stop saying that to people as if it's an actualcome back to people pointing out the fact that the president is a stupid piece shit.

[@Sumbigsmartword]

Chris is definitely hitting 1M this year.. can’t wait. He deserves it x10.

[@chrisklemens]

😩🥰

[@crabapples2408]

Wait he’s not at 1m

[@kassidyspence1057]

I DONT GET HOW HE HASNT

[@lilykendrick8664]

he did

[@friedoreo7236]

Now he is 1.29 he that bitch

[@meghanhughes]

"DON'T DRIVE!... I can drive. I've been doing it for so long." that's fucking MEEEEEE

[@elizabethsayeau8305]

my mom to a T lmao, shes 58, been smoking weed since she was 13

[@natalia-qd2el]

the man inspired me to drop out to play monopoly

[@ddrolet9978]

"I plead the fifth" "i smoked a fifth" lmaoo

[@Hollyhock7]

😅 it was perfect

[@rember3442]

The face change from Chris when Donald Trumps name was dropped 😂

[@sarahm7053]

R Ember that part had me dying 😂

[@MakailaReedxD]

Me and my baby WOULD NEVER 😂 I’m dying

[@amy202]

do you know who were they? thought they were cute

[@teresaanya]

@@amy202 You probably either already know or don't care anymore because it's been 2 years but the one being carried was Alexis G. Zall and the one carrying her was Ava Capri.

[@streetsign460]

Random guy: I smoked weed for 50 years... No one: Random guy: make america great again 😂

[@Linalenaxjux]

You look like a basketball but in a good way

[@chrisklemens]

Best comment I’ve ever gotten

[@tessaamaru9879]

Lina _ that’s definitely a new hair style 🤣

[@jessicagroberg1553]

💀💀💀

[@kaitlyns9972]

A hot basketball

[@maddiemusick2357]

i would like this but it has 420 likes

[@kourtnie2072]

nobody: literally nobody: nobody ever: guy with pink shirt: I AM THE BEST MONOPOLY ONLINE PLAYER

[@lauren_lauz]

King of being hungover and still posting good content

[@cocodream13]

Yea im gonna need a 10 part Shane Dawson series on my bilingual ( humble) daddy mr. monopoly ASAP

[@milaya7990]

this did not age well lmao

[@agignac7833]

Should i speak japanese or English monopoly champion dude confused me but like was a mood

[@MeredithSaysHey]

"Should I speak in Japanese or English?" ...lol boy what?!

[@Ploom91]

The monopoly guy was a legend... until he said the honourable Donal Trump. And it just went down hill from there with him 😂

[@tesserae9249]

no literally

[@TimothyTedder]

trump 2020!!

[@19gOfchai]

@@TimothyTedder *no thx*

[@padawannie]

Timothy Tedder this comment aged like milk

[@PhreakinPhilip]

DUDE IM SO HIGH & ONLINE MONOPOLY IS KILLING ME LMAOO

[@jalennelson5601]

Philip H didn’t know I was high until i saw that part

[@PouryaBigonah]

Everyone I know: «No man i’m not a stoner, I just need to smoke all day every day»

[@laurapalmer3528]

Pourya Bigonah get a life. I see u everywhere

[@libbyl6782]

You weirdly look like Michael Jackson

[@memesarehealthy5809]

Libby L an ugly version

[@jesusagrees]

@@laurapalmer3528 I've been seeing him comment everywhere too but my first reaction wasn't to tell him to 'get a life'. It's a public space where anyone can comment anything, he's free to comment whenever wherever. Don't like his comments then don't read them, ignore them. Be kind or don't say anything at all especially when it doesn't even have any effect on you or anyone else. His comment is completely harmless in the first place.

[@jesusagrees]

Just keep doing your thing and ignore them :)

[@ghphxooxxo]

“I smoke pretty often” “Probably like once a month” LOL

[@nicholasreyes6803]

Yes king of posting consistently

[@ashleyzsz4039]

the worlds greatest retired undefeated online monopoly player made my morning

[@bryanatorres-martinez933]

no one: chris: hey you wanna be in a quick video

[@ryanlewis7633]

“Don’t drive... I can drive, I have been doing it for so long”🤣🤣🤣

[@catinabatiste6144]

Lets take a second to appreciate the work chris puts in his videos 🥺💕! The content just gets better and better

[@chrisklemens]

wow thank you

[@annamariecuellar1994]

Fuck Chris thank Andrew for looking up and down at his phone and the camera like 👏🏼👏🏼🤣

[@liveflower895]

"Dont drive, well, I can drive. Because I've been doing it so long" spoken like a true dad 😂🤣

[@paragonnina]

Monopoly guy: *I am the monopoly champion* me: *way to go bud* Monopoly guy: *the honorable donald trump* me: *go away bud*

[@yessie4001]

same girl, SAME!

[@angelah6671]

Lmao

[@ryansheesley3703]

All you children.. seeming to forget the democrats just spent millions trying to investigate and they found nothing. That being said, don't buy into any politician. NONE of them have your best interests in mind. Just the fact that you say "not my president", I know you didn't say that but that's the basic vibe you people give off, and that I responded means we're buying into their little game of picking sides. So I'm gonna leave that there.

[@paragonnina]

Ryan Sheesley 1. I’m not a child. 2. I’m fully aware that politicians as a whole are corrupt and the government is blithering shit. I don’t need anyone to tell me that... Trump as a PERSON is a piece of shit. His morals and actions have proved that time and time again. If you support someone like that, you’re also a piece of shit, no arguing that one. Why do y’all attack everyone lol

[@isaactominsky1320]

stan the garbage man how nice of you to assume anyone who supports the president is a piece of shit. take some time to reflect on yourself and your morals before you bash other people.

[@Theresa97]

Don't drive .... I drive,I've been doing it for so long Lmao 😂😂😂

[@swemonnie]

Why can’t we all just get stoned? 🤔

[@AlexandraG_]

Amen sis

[@AlexandraG_]

@@empty_seat mj helps me tremendously with my severe panic attacks.

[@AlexandraG_]

@@empty_seatgood for you, if it's not your thing it's not your thing. There's different kinds, you'll have different effects if you smoke indica, sativa or hybrid. Some strains are specifically for anxiety.

[@AlexandraG_]

Awe I wish it was to. Maybe one day it'll change. If not good luck.

[@ajschwartz2012]

Thank you for keeping the monopoly champ in. I havent laughed that hard in ages. GIRL YOU ARE SO HUNG OVER

[@hannahelizabeth592]

“Anyway his IQ looked low, what?” LMAO

[@mxzombiexx]

Maybe you should have asked that guy to speak in Japanese instead. But then again, you wouldn’t have heard his Monopoly merits.

[@smells1e.-_]

It would probably make just as much sense tho

[@purrfect1078]

No one: Me: should I speak English or Japanese?

[@ryanvenora9084]

"don't drive.....i can drive." same.

[@BuffySummers]

2:09 “Should I speak English or Japanese?” That’s when I knew this interview was going be wild.

[@wendy.darling]

i literally choked on my food when that guy asked "what is it? a youtube shit?" 😂 but then i really choked when he started talking about tr*mp... yikes

[@Lovebeingdivine]

I can’t buy your merch if I keep using my money on weed

[@madeline8947]

Aww Andrews little moment was so cute. We love the Andrew content lol.

[@kaitlyngaytan2844]

chris, is that a weed??????

[@KorkTallybean]

Kaitlyn Gaytan I’m calling the monopoly guy . *ring* “the honorable Donald trump “ “ should I speak Japanese or English”

[@littlepowerpuff]

I got an ad in the middle of the Monopoly Champion’s spiel & was quite disappointed but let the ad play for you bud. I could never be out talking to randoms while undergoing an intense hangover so good on ya

[@angelinarose146]

Fellow stoner watching this while stoned 👀 loving your videos recently!!

[@lostintranslation494]

Wow, Chris, what a surprise this one’s from five years ago and I’ve never seen it. I’m so excited.

[@natashahegarty4080]

I’m so distracted by chris’ eyebrow 😂

[@samtheend376]

“Should I speak in Japanese or English” that one killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@29Kessa29]

Wow, the crazies really showed up for this video lmfao

[@annieaddington8808]

After a loooong day of work this is EXACTLY what I needed lol. Reclined in my chair, smoking a blunt, & watching Chris Klemens 👌🏼

[@mairinasquin1703]

"it doesn't harm you" - in the raspiest voice

[@AlexandraG_]

That's from cigarettes not the pot...

[@katherinegdev]

I live in Michigan and so many people are so judge-y about weed. The struggle is real. I love your content Chris, keep it up!

[@clairew4829]

Michigan here too and they definitely are

[@natalia-qd2el]

basically chris just wanna know people’s opinion on himself

[@theotherkylee9304]

“I smoked a fifth” 😂😂😂😂

[@CoyCoca]

Did I make it in time to matter???

[@chrisklemens]

Showin up no matter when is appreciated 💚

[@CoyCoca]

@@chrisklemens omg I can die happy now. And thank you!!!!

[@laurastout630]

“The honorable Donald Trump” who has ever actually used these words other than the monopoly guy

[@braintumor9811]

Me

[@Amelia.elainee]

Based on the first interview I can’t tell what the weather actually is this day

[@Diana-ov9vp]

I love Chris makes my Sunday’s better

[@Angel-gg9gk]

7:05 Don’t drive.. i can drive.. I been doin it for so long.

[@kelsry]

do this outside a church

[@LifeofDenise_xx]

You are the guy when I see you on my KZbin feed I really don't want to watch your vids, but when I watch 1 I get obsessed with them al the time.

[@rafavelas_]

I see you Chris wearing Golf Wang 👀

[@reynaduran1707]

Rafa Velas Tyler needs to drop new music already

[@user-zk4bl5zq7y]

reyna duran he did now

[@dontleaveamessage]

Gang

[@kaylaseven]

i'm so baked and watching that monopoly guy was a ride

[@MY-cv2xr]

This channel is underrated PERIODTTT

[@maysunpan7216]

I've been watching Chris's videos all night and the amount of ads I've sat through is going to pay his rent. You're welcome.

[@kairif9021]

I just ate a full pack of ferrero rocher valentines box

[@XenaXOE]

MOOD

[@turuheeney6412]

I’m so glad I had an “ad” interruptions at 3.20, honey I needed that break.

[@irlmadi]

chris: the worlds greatest monopoly player of all time: I AM THE WORLDS GREATEST MONOPOLY PLAYER OF ALL TIME

[@myalexiesantos]

y’all should make this video but for psychedelics

[@maxxxycat]

Where'd you buy that traffic cone

[@chrisklemens]

OUCH

[@maxxxycat]

@@chrisklemens nono I hear road construction chic is IN for 2019

[@reynaduran1707]

maxxxycat it’s golf , I’m offended

[@madisonjolie1224]

Why I have I never seen this Chris, you didn’t tell me about this one. Gold

[@guneetgarcha3649]

as a stoner I love this video!!!

[@marilynmartinez840]

The girl that was holding the other girl was in that new Netflix movie!!!! Lol Carisa! In the movie Do revenge I think it’s called lol

[@jaanetf]

I wish I could think of a funny comment so Chris could like :(

[@iamtired5813]

Chris: *starts rapping* "that's why stoners are the best, you never know what's gonna happen next" Me: welp to be fair, didn't expect him to start rapping so i guess he's right lmao

[@kimberlycolleen936]

Love you chris!

[@moonmoth2270]

Come to Meridian Mississippi. You'll have to go downtown when some type of event is going on cause that's when everyone is out doing shit. You should interview them cause Mississippi is crazy. I can assure you, you will have so many people answer your questions about anything and you will be shook.

[@megcurnock]

Buy my shirt (buy my shirt) buy my hat (buy my hat) BUY IT ALLLLLL I literally say it every time

[@onimichaelmulling6413]

omg, your anticipation was like... so intense during that monopoly dude's bit... you were like, WAITING for some shit.... and he... he... he was... just... crazy....

[@christinaghandforoush4432]

Can we just talk about how Chris didn’t jump in the end of the video??!

[@Lalidottii]

Dude Chris you make my depressive as days a ray of sunshine!!!!

[@Jessdeanne93]

Who else was too high to watch this earlier and worried they’d feel judged? Update: 5 mins in and don’t feel judged but feel like I went to another galaxy listening to the monopoly champ

[@marvalousmetanoia9139]

Hey Chris, can you please make the video called "Prank Calling in Sick from Jobs I Don't Have" with Andrew again! That video is freaking amazing, it should be a monthly series. It was hilarious!

[@Adalidyal]

The undefeated online monopoly player was so proud 😭😂 good for him!!

[@kiathe.fatunikorn6874]

He wanted people to know SO bad that he was bilingual & some other irrelevant shit. 😩🤔🤣

[@xo_p_ox]

3:10 maybe the best moment on Chris‘s channel ever

[@kaitlynjoy00]

Omfg the truck driver “I’ve done it for 50 years” ... “don’t smoke then drive” .. “I’ve done it but...” ☠️

[@naomii494]

Try an guess strangers zodiac signs 😩

[@bensdusty1693]

Zodiac signs mean nothing

[@somaexx3586]

Namìko Torrez stfu

[@taurusnamedjade]

Chris is the next Billy Eichner & im here for it

[@Ivanascorpiana]

*Andrew stealing the mic to say hi and let us know what he does behind the camera*

[@julietteyates4427]

When you said Arkansas I almost lost it. I live in Fayetteville ar and it seems like everyone is high even tho its not recreationally legal its medically! Love your videos btw! I've been binging you're soo funny

[@itshotintopika]

Stoner asks people about stoners 😂