What the HELL is North Korean Pocahontas? (A Bizarre Disney Ripoff)

[@Saberspark]

Back at it again with the North Korean cartoons! I honestly thought that this one would be a bit more chilled out but I was VERY wrong lol Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Saberspark

[@ErikaBernLambda]

GAYYY

[@brokenbone9518]

Quality content

[@adamhenry6793]

When's Mulan?

[@mexidraw]

Saberspark lol

[@themanwiththeplan676]

Racially charged animation!

[@thatblockyplayer3819]

You didn't know Pocahontas had the power to call ghost animals to shoot lasers to defend herself?

[@prussiangermansoldier2987]

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS

[@chasesullivan3937]

Ha

[@acidwizzardbastard]

No, I didn't know Pocahontas had a Stand ability.

[@myresyphieblaine9362]

It's not fair I want lasers

[@thegreatnewbsongplaylists7131]

I wonder if that had something to do with the Lion King (NK editon)

[@Taikamuna]

I think there were also white people in this

[@woagnya]

You mean pale faces? Maybe, I can’t remember

[@turnipii4246]

You're the guy from Jacksfilms vid

[@vsGoliath96]

Are you sure?

[@ThatOneLebaneseGuy]

Yeah I see you everywhere

[@RYFT0R]

no u

[@chris-if6ym]

1995: Pocahontas saves her tribe 2019: Pocahontas shoots lasers out of her hands 2099: Pocahontas becomes a God of Destruction

[@heyitzbabygurl4025]

3000: Pocahontas becomes Thanos

[@goldexp1882]

1989: Pocahontas defeats DIO

[@keeganfirecloak4695]

3019: Pocahontas defeats Shaggy at 100% power

[@Laughingcoyote1213]

XD

[@isenokami7810]

2132: Eggman discovers Pocahontas and feeds her Chaos Emeralds.

[@ditto5631]

Me: Supreme leader, can we get Pocahontas? Kim: No we have Pocahontas at home. Pocahontas at home:

[@dubuyajay9964]

👁👄👁

[@randomperson-xy2mv]

this deserves way more likes

[@liapan6067]

I'm scared

[@kinbxshi]

K o k i c h i ?

[@user-ic2cx5be9z]

I m t h e 6 6 6 t h l i k e

[@hunchbackofidv341]

One thing I learned. *North Koreans like lasers.*

[@Kotifilosofi]

And especially: the North-Korean animators like lasers. Probably because of that allows them to make action scenes while using lazy still-images of the characters lmao.

[@RebeccaKartzmark]

They really do!

[@Marston9413]

So does Dr evil

[@noname72429]

And explosions.

[@eartianwerewolf]

I like em too

[@roninfredricson6958]

When I was an exchange student in America and we learned about the colonies, my teacher told us that while there never was a romantic relationship between John Smith and Pocahontas, they did meet. She then proceeded to write on the whiteboard "John Smith really did pocahontas". Unfortunately accidentally leaving out the word "meet". Fatal mistake in front of a class of teenagers.

[@slavedemon6941]

Maybe she did it on purpose......just sayin

[@AndragonLea]

So, did she ever live that down or are her classes still telling her how amazing it is that John Smith really did Pocahontas to this day?

[@HaydenX]

Especially considering that Pocahontas was like 11 or 12 at the time.

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

300th like

[@lizlazmccringe2043]

_He really did dat doe_

[@BugsyFoga]

Should've called this Pocahontas's Bizarre Adventures .

[@SleepyMook]

Nathaniel Foga what a beautiful rip off

[@fernoshader1363]

@@SleepyMook *chew*

[@zenkill24]

yare yare daze

[@amongblox_usa]

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAA!!!!!!

[@toothpasteboy2019]

Pocahontas Bizzare adventure:Propaganda is unbreakable

[@granttherailfan6344]

Fun fact: My 8th grade social studies teacher hated the historical inaccuracies in Pocahontas so much, that one week she got bored, rented the movie, and had us pick out all the errors.

[@bethinacirrus3200]

that's awesome

[@icheeva1]

I don't know why people do this, it was never trying to be accurate

[@amoixtlapaltic4690]

Besto teacher ever

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

Damn thats some dedication

[@astrowolvez]

@@icheeva1 pretty fucked up to make a movie about a person who tragically dies as well as her people and act like everything turns out fine. Can you imagine if someone did that with anne frank?

[@johnhatzis3113]

It wouldn't be a North Korean cartoon without *LASER BEAMS*

[@smart.but.stupid]

@Demiclea shows like Pocahontas, Simba the king lion or whatever were not created right now and then. They all are from the 90.

[@InvaderTak176]

Or gundams...wait that's japan

[@JavierFernandez01]

French cartoon. Korean animation. Kim is better advertising. :/

[@shuruff904]

999 likes!

[@riftvallance2087]

Lasers are timeless

[@godlessgallivant7274]

imagine being Pocahontas and coming back to life to see THIS

[@storytimewiththecrimsondm1318]

according to what Saberspark said, she might just be pissed off they didn't have christ in there or something lol

[@storytimewiththecrimsondm1318]

@@sourpetals1823 my dude, after I learned about the horrible things that have happened in Asian Culture, I firmly believe Pocahontas got off real easy. She could have been on the wrong side of Nan King for example

[@toils8722]

She would whant to go back to her grave and Dig her self deeper

[@dubuyajay9964]

@J purple ramen As did I.

[@Skawooga]

I'd die again

[@naraferalina2308]

"I don't want to be your guadrian angel any longer. It's over, you're going to hell!" That is one of the best lines I've ever heard in a cartoon.

[@ryanclemons1]

I want it to become a meme :)

[@amongblox_usa]

Uhh... Uhhhh!

[@ammagon4519]

Me when I watch weird porn at 3 am

[@BATCHARRO]

When your favorite celebrity needs cancelling.

[@pyribbtmasterdubiel7040]

Meme it

[@bitwize]

I gotta say, as a cat person, the crying cougar hit me right in the feels. And then I saw that same cougar shoot lasers out his eyes.

[@LehySnek]

Wow, you're a cat man?!?!

[@bitwize]

@@LehySnek No, not like an anthropomorphic cat. 😄 But someone who likes cats.

[@Goobyster]

bitwize i thought you were a furry

[@thatamericangamer7230]

@@Goobyster Dude Furry means being attracted to well Furry animals alot

[@Goobyster]

its a joke you dummy

[@satsumasalanewt4007]

North Korea makes amazing masterpieces don’t they

[@merrittanimation7721]

Truly pioneers in their field.

[@Vollification]

I hate to say it but, atleast it's "original"?

[@yamigekusu]

Ever seen Pulgasari?

[@zolengeb.7629]

The real-life Pocahontas never really saved John Smith, actually. She was twelve years old, he was middle-aged, and her father, the chieftain, was holding a ceremony to welcome Smith to America and convert him to a member of their tribe. In this ritual, Smith was supposedly "killed" and then "reborn" as a member of the Pamunkey. They acted out this whole ceremony in their native language, and Pocahontas simply acted the role of bringing Smith back to life as a Native American. Of course, Smith had no idea what was going on and thought he was about to be actually killed (instead of pretend killed) and thought that Pocahontas actually saved him instead of just playing her part, which is what he went on to tell all the other settlers.

[@princenadroj9766]

Pocahontas was also kidnapped and sent off to England where she was, raped and became pregnant before being forced into marriage by her captor, she also had to change her name and religion where she lived under her new Christian name “Rebecca”. Years later Rebecca (Pocahontas) had fallen ill and died without ever seeing her father and tribe again.

[@theboxoftea9112]

Because I can't stand repeated historical falsehoods, I'm going to way in. There is NO historical evidence that Pocahontas was either raped or kidnapped. Most of the circumstances around her life are uncertain, but the earliest thing that mentions her being raped is in a 2007 book that supposedly came from an oral tradition. Any mistreatment of Pocahontas, who kind of became an unofficial diplomat, would have gone against the interests of the English in their negotiations with Powhatan. Her conversion to Anglicanism and marriage to the Englishman John Rolfe (who, from a transcript of a surviving letter asking permission to marry her, actually really loved her) helped end the First Anglo-Powhatan War. Her travelling to England was just as political - as a sort of success story of the Virginia colony.

[@aaronlandry3934]

Zolenge B. Pocahontas most certainly did save John Smith. Chief Powhatan was about to execute John Smith with a club by bashing his head in with it, but Pocahontas, whom had saved him and the Colonists from starvation and was a regularly visiting friend of their children as well, placed her head upon his. This was not a welcoming ritual. She did this, because she claimed to have had a dream vision of her saving John Smith. It is because she was so trusting of John Smith that the Powhatans began peacefully communicating with the Colonists. They made treaties and began trade, but Chief Powhatan proved to be too aggressive in the long run. It’s truly a shame that he did not value Pocahontas more than “old swords, pieces, or axes”. Had she been Chiefest or if Powhatan would have listened to his daughter, things would have remained peaceful.

[@KrypandeNej1]

Just another happy chapter in colonial history

[@janaekelis]

@@theboxoftea9112 well all of this happened in Pocahuntas 2 remember?

[@rsuriyop]

Interesting. Yet you failed to address the most important question: why was this even dubbed in English?

[@powerLien]

since apparently foreign companies make up the studio's clientele, I imagine the studio did the animation and then a not-NK company did the dubbing

[@alienmashup9513]

I know the comment's a month old, but let me tell you one thing. It was running even in Russia in early 2010-s. Along with Simba King lion, we had one hell of a childhood

[@matt0044]

Mondo TV properties tend to reach out to various studio for more Non-Union Voice Actors to dub their properties.

[@Ted4321]

@@alienmashup9513 yikes, sounds bad, tho in my country we watched even weirder stuff so yea

[@diegocastillo1103]

rsuriyop is

[@weekendmom]

The witch shooting lasers out of her hands could be Spearfinger, a character from Cherokee folklore. Of course without the hands shooting the lasers.

[@thedorku9500]

I watched it. Apparently, that's supposed to be Spider Woman from Southwestern mythology

[@henriquebitencourt4280]

She looks more like a western witch/hag

[@BugsyFoga]

I'm not too surprised on how bizare this rip-off is , this is just sort of the norm for North Korea

[@aydenknowsbest-2921]

@This Guy oh no

[@Maretoast]

this reminds me of simba the king lion

[@MetalSonicReject]

This Guy Oh boy, I would love to watch Doug Walker review that. 😆

[@midshipman8654]

Nathaniel Foga Poca’s Bizarre adventure.

[@problematicprincess6270]

@@MetalSonicReject Oh yes 😂

[@richardk.2959]

guess some people haven't been painting with the colors of the wind recently

[@aavviiaann1692]

Richard K. Lmao!

[@solepula]

They paint with lasers

[@yamigekusu]

They've been painting with the color of blood

[@ayior]

omg I can HEAR your icon.

[@PhazonOmega]

Oh, they were painting, all right--with zero ventilation.

[@bassultdoom7151]

NK: can I copy your homework. Disney: ok but change it a little. NK: ok......added laser.

[@Giuan]

Rodney Duardo The director and writers are Koreans

[@thisisntatiktokaccount9136]

As a Native American, I can say that there are indeed talking trees

[@blancamendez1927]

:0 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

[@germanshepherd6638]

I like smoking trees…if you know what I mean 🌲 🔥 💨

[@Redemptive_Neerdowell]

As a fellow Native American, I can say this is false.

[@cgt3704]

@@Redemptive_Neerdowell bruh. It was a joke

[@Redemptive_Neerdowell]

@@cgt3704 I was just adding to the joke. You know. "The following statement is false. This sentence is true."

[@justfresh179]

Looks like someone’s been sniffing the colors of the winds

[@metal_gear_rayquaza8914]

just fresh hope you didn’t throw your back out reaching for that low-hanging fruit

[@justfresh179]

Metal_Gear_Rayquaza oooohhh im so hurt lol whatever bro if it makes u happy go ahead

[@anoukcilliers6094]

@@justfresh179 jeez dude calm down 😂 no need to get defensive

[@Lea-ep1bi]

They didn't just sniff it....

[@tasertag7513]

@@Lea-ep1bi They condensed it into a liquid. They also chugged it all.

[@SUMMONER917]

How do I make “Its over, you’re going to hell!” my ringtone?

[@eartianwerewolf]

I laughed so hard

[@LewisMono]

eartianfizz lol

[@heyitsashtonhere80085]

Omg I-I don't know but i also wanna know

[@tiffanie4306]

Ikr

[@dubuyajay9964]

Can you hook up your phone to a pc?

[@undeadgentalmen]

As a person from the Tribal Nations, we can not shoot spirit lasers... *under breath* They must never know.

[@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man]

O_O What did you say?

[@kobeisenberg1283]

What exactly are you hiding from us....?

[@ninascorner11]

Yes we can. The public needs to know.

[@dubuyajay9964]

Which nation may I ask? Being srs btw.

[@AnjanaBSubba]

Don't worry. Your secret is safe with us.

[@finland4ever55]

questions: THREE QUESTIONS 1. Why is North Korea making Pocahontas if they hate the USA? 2. How do they even have money for animation studios in a dictatorship? 3. Does North Korea like Italy if they're working for Mondo TV?

[@matchalatte5415]

Your answer is at 2:56

[@cdcdrr]

1. Because USA is white people who killed the natives, who lived a communal lifestyle. So, North Korean logic goes : natives opposed US imperialism. We oppose US imperialism. Therefore we should be friends with the Native Americans. This warped sense of logic also had some in the nazi party idolize the native Americans despite their notorious racism, and think they'd find common cause, only for the Sioux to beat the USA to the punch when it came to declaring war on Nazi Germany. 2. Because we in the west are very good at outsourcing menial tasks to impoverished 2nd world nations where labour is cheap. It worked for China. And it's not like North Korea has any scrupples. Who's going to tell the Party they're wrong to do so? 3. Because Italy doesn't have the same mutually sustained hate-boner North Korea and the United States have for eachother.

[@Killjoy45]

​@@cdcdrr "Because Italy doesn't have the same mutually sustained hate-boner North Korea and the United States have for eachother." Well, it's not as much talked into media, but Italy was one of those who sent troops to fight North Korea during Korean war. Italy and North Korea opened diplomatic relations in 2000, however in 2017 Italy expelled North Korean ambassador and their ties are pretty much non-existent at the moment. I actually find it rather strange that North Korea seems only to hate USA and only USA, when there were alot of countries that fought against North Koreans during the war. Maybe North Korean propaganda simply pictured all UN soldiers as yanks, because they just made the perfect opposite for them.

[@clarencethecrazy]

Whelp 1. Because they have no original ideas 2. They do, but also if you look closely the graphics are horrible 3. Still, no.

[@Esplodiamoinallegria]

1. They mostly hate white USA and see natives and blacks as oppressed fighters and possible allies (not so theoretically weird if you ask me) 2. Why not? Both Third Reich and USSR had animation departments and studios, USSR ones being the most developed and artistically accomplished 3. Yes. While the majority of Italian Communists didn't particularly appreciate DPRK/NK's deranged brand of communism, some Communist factions and splinter groups did so they established ties with Kim Il-Sung and NK cultural departments, even inviting party cadres or traditional ballet dancers to Italian Communist festivals

[@TVGB]

"If Pocahontas was on LSD" would perfectly caption the intro

[@lucaszhu1028]

TVGB1234, what about "Pocahontas' broken physics"?

[@cashomnitrix]

🎵 (Sniffs) Have you ever seen a wolf high...?🎵

[@lucaszhu1028]

Shane Cash, or bears that are high in coke!

[@ahsokatanosony]

fuck off

[@ssuperssonic4569]

Cocainhontas

[@coffeeelk6364]

Ripped off? I think you mean E N H A N C E D

[@naranara1690]

Enhanced? More like *the true story*

[@JackToeRip]

@@naranara1690 You're damn right, in the oral traditions passed down the generations (and somehow spread across all tribes) we all know that she fucking summoned animals to blast the shit out a whale. The truth has been exposed!!

[@bassafratz]

INSTANTLY ENLIGHTENED. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@naranara1690]

@@JackToeRip Nah, that's only the abridged history. There were also mass trans-special orgies and peyote-induced infanticides.

[@tasertag7513]

@@JackToeRip That was her stand. It summons animals with lasers.

[@cass6082]

I hate to tell you this but there is a sequel to this where she is just straight up dead and they follow her son around as he explores this crazy version of America. It showed on Kidsco, a weird channel that aired foreign children’s films and shows like a story boarded Beauty and the Beast, Prince Sun and Princess Moon (where I kid you not, they buried a girl alive and she died and every other main character died at the end) and Sonic Underground

[@ammagon4519]

Prince sun and princess moon sounds interesting

[@cass6082]

JoGeJo kind of? It was a collaboration but most of the animators were French, it was dubbed in French and released in France by a French company that had a large role in it development. So not really but I still count it as foreign

[@zealot246]

I think you need a dramatic pause before you say Sonic Underground

[@colorisialys]

I love how you talked about every weird show on that channel and then BOOM Sonic Underground

[@PScoopYT]

KidsCo... The channel​ that introduced​ me to some of DiC's cartoons. (Yes, Sonic Underground is one of them) Though​ if it's​ wasn't​ for that channel I would​n't​ have a chance to watch Inspector Gadget as kid so there's​ that.

[@akatuski420davis6]

I'm a choctaw and absentee shawnee (Native American) and grew up in Oklahoma and i can tell you this... This ain't the worst representation of our culture.

[@favoritemustard3542]

👋 from the 918!

[@iamme3045]

Her face is like this through 90% of the series ( °

[@AnnoyingAsianWitch]

FTFY 👁️ 👁️ 👄

[@fewamoreleft305]

I am me Pocahontas in real life: 🧑Pocahontas in this movie: 👁👄👁

[@matthewatkinson-quinteros1613]

👂👁 👁👂 👄

[@Craze_1209]

👁 👁 O

[@thenurseinblack1810]

Even the cover

[@Ali-ii8il]

Pocahontas meets the animals with the powers of SHAZAM!

[@Ali-ii8il]

@Tucsoncoyote 501 oh boy I can tell that you're one of dose fan fiction guys I hate so much.

[@sheriffharps9866]

What's next? Lion king?! Oh, Wait

[@karlac3053]

Anna the legend of the ice queen

[@bellablondon6172]

BiColor yep

[@matthewflugstad8023]

@@karlac3053 sounds bout right

[@williamhowe1]

No. Noooooooo!!!!

[@caidalee1994]

“Pocahontas: Princess of the American Indians” ALL OF THEM, HUH???

[@caidalee1994]

Nicolaus Volentius No she wasn’t. There are so many tribes, and her father was the chief of one of them. That’s like saying that Prince William is the Prince of Europe.

[@caidalee1994]

Nicolaus Volentius I think you’re misunderstanding me. The video calls Pocahontas the “Princess of American Indians”, calling her the princess of all the different tribes. I’m saying that that isn’t true. She was the chieftain’s daughter of ONE tribe.

[@caidalee1994]

@Nicolaus Volentius That’s not the point you were making before, but regardless, I don’t think it’s absurd at all. I made a simple statement: That she was the “princess”(chieftain’s daughter) of one tribe, not all of them. Alliances and Federations have not thing to do with what I’m saying. I’m starting to get the impression that you simply want to argue, and that isn’t something I want to put any more energy into. Goodbye.

[@Tareltonlives]

Piccolo: ALL OF THEM?!

[@brandonlyon730]

That would also include the Aztec and Inca empires that probably would’ve never heard of or gave a crap about her.

[@RickRaptor105]

I'm pretty sure the Pocahontas movie is literally just the episodes of the show cut together into one 90 minute movie. At least that's the case with Mondo's Jungle Book "movie".

[@brandonlyon730]

Sounds like what Disney did with animated “sequels” like Bells magical world, Cinderella 2, and Atlantis 2 were all originally going to be tv shows but didn’t fall through, so they re-edited them to be movies. Also Fun fact on the Atlantis one, there was for really to be a crossover with the Gargoyles show with them in the same universe.

[@nightowl9661]

No one: Pocahontas: 👁️ 👁️ 👄

[@alittlebitd3ad]

True

[@SaltTectonics]

Wow I didnt know that jenna marbles' dog was in this

[@user-oz2vb9kz7l]

👁️ 👃🏻 👁️ 👄

[@xaviers8299]

👁️ 👁️ 💦 👄

[@coffeewithmilk8799]

👁👄👁

[@astra3310]

“I don’t wanna be your guardian Angel anymore! It’s over you’re going to Hell” my guardian angel at any point ever

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

There's nothing wrong with it, labor camp for you

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

**shots Civil Right Laser through Kim's helicopter while "Fireworks" played at the distance** You got that right!!!

[@j-sant-animations8105]

Mr. Kim Jong-un, I apologize for these insults to your country.

[@mwrshall]

YeEt get the truckq

[@sementarycumman]

Absolutely agree! This show is just so accurate

[@magnolia7212]

*TO THE RANCH*

[@taystudioartist]

That whale from Pinocchio is back!! *hides for life*

[@mishussy]

Oh damn i felt that 😂

[@penny1545]

Wait! Do you suggest tha, that whale was even scarrier than the donkey transformation scene?

[@ewilliams4410]

@@penny1545 100%

[@penny1545]

@@ewilliams4410 Thanks! :)

[@johnathangonzalez1143]

Saber: it's so gross I looked away Me: I bet it's gross Pocahontas: 11:50 Me: she find the sun dance kinky does she

[@kraizerxthesimp46]

giggity

[@avilovewell7091]

_insert lenny face here_

[@misslangleysoryuisiconic]

😏

[@xaviertyack5640]

Hugs 1 second: awww 2 seconds: thats nice 3 seconds: ok you can let go now 4 seconds: this is really pushing it 5 seconds: never get this long unless it's something really dramatic and your talking. 6 seconds: jesus christ, get a room.

[@emilyhanson96]

9:00 when your foundation is way darker than your actual skin tone.

[@stasia6103]

*H I S I S T E R S*

[@sisovarao2535]

@@stasia6103 *HALLO, WE CAN ALL AGREE WITH THIS. PLUS WHEN YOU HAVE HALF A BOTTLE OF FOUNDATION LEFT BUT THE SQUIRTY THING DOESN'T WORK SO YOU HAVE TO OPEN THE BOTTLE.*

[@MyCookielittleCat]

Craked me up tbh

[@jamesthepikachulover9558]

Not a girl but yah

[@asnekboi7232]

What is it with North Korea and lasers in their films

[@Rainec777]

@Michael Robb/British nationalist They tried missiles before. It didn’t go so hot.

[@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy]

clearly.... they must be into the whole "I'ma firein ma laser" gag routine. that must relate to them as the meme of "in soviet Russia(insert whatever thing here)You!" relates to Russia. . . . . what? too convoluted? so No then?(lol)

[@michaellewis7920]

Listen, you hear that. (In the distance) “ I’m a firing ma lazar!!”

[@ShadowClaw92]

Thank you!

[@MrKlausbaudelaire]

the owner of the studio must write Cyclops rule 34 fanfic.

[@LadyEvilest]

At least they acknowledge different tribes. Most just lump them together as one.

[@AlottaBoulchit]

I found that part very exciting to think about. It made me wonder if the tribes in my blood were mentioned in the show!

[@lucaszhu1028]

Lump em, and get offended by Indigenous Americans being offended.

[@androidmk5987]

Wonder how they got the Apaches to join.

[@angeliparraguirre7329]

@@AlottaBoulchit it looks like they mentioned Native Americans from Mexico and Peru, so I imagine they might have.

[@lucaszhu1028]

No border respect?

[@mcgewglertims9577]

Head CEO of SEK studios: “Ok, we’re starting on the new Pocahontas project today, everyone take your mandatory company provided LSD”

[@ChristopherMoom]

I can't believe Pocahontas became an anime

[@Dabadi4834]

Christopher Moon Hai. Like the new name

[@brokenbone9518]

@Eyecat15 Please keep your opinion to yourself

[@Dabadi4834]

Eyecat15 lol

[@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283]

@Eyecat15 It's a shame because I do enjoy his non Jojo Reference comments

[@prussiangermansoldier2987]

11:54 Based on that noise and face it seems more like a hentai

[@leonardomcfan7117]

No one: Bill Wurtz: *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER* North Koreans: No, *_POCAHONTAS_** IS A DEADLY LASER*

[@angeliparraguirre7329]

We could make a religion out of this

[@ametislady2]

No don't

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@ametislady2 Ok.

[@Necromancer0225]

_Not anymore there's a blanket_

[@karolinakuc4783]

No everything is a deadly laser

[@charismalacarne7842]

Sounds like they mixed pocahontas and sacagawea Going to England and fighting the Americans = pocahontas Traveling across America = sacagawea

[@iamnotanuggetblackhart5103]

"Going to England and fighting the Americans" . . . . . ...u wot m8?

[@bigbobey1680]

Or it’s just a shitty, quick money grabbing kids show that isn’t supposed to be historically accurate

[@bryanmartinez6600]

I too Rome to fight the Brits

[@conradkai9705]

laser battles = native americans

[@tiggytheimpaler5483]

Pohcahauntas never fought anyone, she was a child during the actuall hostilities between her tribe and the settlers.

[@jazzminmaspero4176]

Its actually super interesting to see their creative inspirations in these cartoons, considering they're so closed off from the world.

[@geofff.3343]

Did... did I just see a bear being sexually assaulted?

[@cyber23colour71]

Yes, And I Am now Traumatized

[@crystaleunoia3974]

That's what my mom thought..

[@raccoon7955]

Please tell me you're joking

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

_When I found out that Pocahontas is actually a 11 year old and John Smith is 21._ *FBI:* Ladies and gentlemen, we got them.

[@thatsmyOPINION]

Still she got touched on. It's too late

[@jp100780]

FUN FACT: John smith actually died from burning to death in a fire he had fallen into after getting too drunk

[@thatsmyOPINION]

@@jp100780 What a way to go

[@MetalSonicReject]

Learned that from Adam Ruins Everything.

[@almightytallest9812]

*FBI OPEN UP*

[@themanwiththeplan676]

Pocahontas' face gives me a battle angel alita vibe sometimes.

[@awesomedude5558]

@Tesla-Effect no. The faces look silly. I've seen how anime should look and it looks actually good.

[@danii8168]

Nobody: Pocahontas in this "cartoon": *intense moaning and laser sounds*

[@nella2480]

The textbooks lied to us....

[@Waya525]

From a Native American viewpoint: It was Tecumseh who tried to unite the tribes to fight the Colonials. There also 6 Nations of the Iroquois (there would be 7 but the Cherokee moved south); Mohawk, Oneida, Seneca, Onondonga, Cayuga and Tuscarora. If we Cherokees had stayed, we would have been Oyatageronon, the people who lived in caves. And why oh why did he hire the same guy who played the dad from the Titanic animated movie. I give it points for realism, but it is not for kids.

[@youtubeuseri57]

Waya525 they did a better job with clothing and names then a lot of American cartoons that’s for sure. Those shows seem to do zero research so yes they do get a few points in my book for that. Also, seeing the kachinas shoot laser beams was awesome. But could’ve definitely been better lol

[@SpencerLemay]

" I give it points for realism, but it is not for kids" They have repeat firing muskets and laser beams lol.

[@QuizmasterLaw]

and i'm always gonna wonder about a guy named william TECUSMEH sherman what was up with that?

[@vanroyal244]

Whut

[@mailboxxy]

I love my cave do not disturb lol

[@Dumbledoresarmy13]

Well, historically speaking, Native American tribes were no more buddy-buddy with each other than European nations were with each other. They had different languages and belief systems, fought wars between tribes, and all that good stuff - long before 'the pale face' came along. You can put a river or you can put an ocean between em, but humans will still be humans.

[@Kirbychu1]

Hence Pocahontas needing to unite them in the story.

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@Kirbychu1 Except she said the tribes all ready lived in peace...which isn't true and would nullify the reason for her trip to begin with.

[@powerist209]

Let’s see - Inca, Aztec, and Toltecs do conduct imperialism and militarism. - Native Americans in North though. They tend to be 50-50, where “peace” usually means less raids and skirmishes than usual. - also the lack of common language, which the Pocahontas understand let along initiate talks.

[@anthonyfox585]

Hipstershy it pisses me off that people are twisting history to fit their narrative of identity politics

[@alexandraspring687]

I'm 100% antiwar and so are most of my friends + a growing number of people. I didn't know we were Plejaren and not Earth human XD

[@ChelseaH1]

“The sharks have friggin laser beams attached to their friggin heads!”

[@dave2518]

Austin powers

[@claudedossantos3302]

Boo frickity hoo

[@otaking3582]

*Disney:* "We made a terrible Pocahontas movie!" *Dingo Pictures:* "Hold my beer." *North Korea:* "Both of you, hold my keg."

[@jen_le_girl]

Me and many people from Italy are ashamed for the existence of Mondo media (or how we call it in Italy, Mondo TV) but we use their programs for memes

[@knightwithoutasword7887]

Onestamente, in quasi vent'anni di vita non ho MAI visto un cartone di Mondo TV, hahah

[@jen_le_girl]

Knight without a sword manco io

[@sandokan0758]

In childhood i loved all those mondo tv programs... In india simba the king lion, Cinderella,zorro,great book of nature, christopher colombus and sandokan were very famous

[@Anna-tk7ui]

Article 13: OH REALLY

[@jen_le_girl]

Noel Well no, because it will take years and the countries of Europe of adapting and change the law for their country

[@SharpDesign]

6:45 so, Avatar... Worshipping dogs = dogs doing worship.... not what I was expecting...wow.

[@DarkTider]

2:22 - OH god, why on earth isn't that a meme? that delivery brought me to tears with laughter! o...right...north korea....

[@ironsharkz]

Will Smith: *Looks through telescope* *Animals shoot lasers out of their eyes at a whale* WS:Ah, that's ho- *Looks Again* WS:Nah, that's not.

[@ThomasJefferson-xc8wg]

hot not

[@Novas-uranium]

Not hot nah

[@candicecandice8202]

I need a meme made of the "I dont want to be your guardian angel anymore, thats it, your going to hell." Please

[@misslangleysoryuisiconic]

Just fucking do it 😂

[@Kwiyagat]

As a Native American *YO WHAT THE FLUFF*

[@dubuyajay9964]

Memes maybe? Also, what nation are you?

[@Khalid.ab41]

As a North Korean This is really great

[@youtubeuseri57]

I think they did a better job than Americans with clothing and character drawings. And it was pretty cool to see kachinas shoot laser beams. I’m actually happy they didn’t just stick with the tired route of Native people being merely earth loving nature people. I’d like to see more cartoons like this, from our own native animators

[@Wurfenkopf]

As a viking, cartoons were better before USA existed

[@youtubeuseri57]

Wurfenkopf you’re not a Viking 😭

[@zachdugan7320]

"These are the same people who made those terrible titanic movies" Me, an avid jontron fan: "You're gonna hafta be more specific m8".

[@heckoffmate1392]

Literally thought the exact same thing. "But the bad Titanic movie with talking animals was Italian?"

[@GeorgTheGr8]

0:03 *_Not if I have anything to say about it! And I do! Prepare for my civil rights beam!_*

[@brokenbone9518]

@Eyecat15 "Fatass"

[@GeorgTheGr8]

@Eyecat15 What? He just said "I can't believe Pocahontas became an anime" that has nothing to do with this comment lmao

[@Dabadi4834]

Yespacito HALO

[@brokenbone9518]

@Eyecat15 I like them big and chunky

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Civil Rights Beam?! Time to call Elon Musk.

[@swishswish3611]

3:59 Saber: "But let's go ahead and address the elephant in the room. Yes,..." Me: *EXPECTS AN ACTUAL ELEPHANT*

[@UXB1000]

*An elephant that shoots lasers.*

[@robina.c.6380]

**Italian company is mentioned. uncomfortably sexual(?) scenes follow** me, a sad Italian: nnnnnooo...

[@BANJO500]

Non per rivangare il triste presente, ma questi stanno pure dietro alla produzione di Adrian a quanto ho capito. Quando metti insieme Italia e Nord Corea, non può uscire nulla di buono 😅

[@nisarojas2869]

Robin the Skeleton Moses has entered the chat

[@inconickuous547]

*cries in italian*

[@dubuyajay9964]

At least it's not the Mondo World Young Warriors episode of The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Dear God...what they did with that goat... I really want Phelous and Saberspark to review that episode. They'd both snap so hard. 🤯

[@robina.c.6380]

@@nisarojas2869 No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@Sohave]

8:07 I love how the magic she is shooting out of her arms is making the recoil of a machine gun and that she is absorbing 100% in her shoulders and 0% in her elbows.

[@jbleichman]

*Opens video* *Sees furry woodland creatures with heat vision on a boat fighting a giant whale* Welp, better strap in, this one looks like a doozy.

[@fig9127]

*Racism taken to a whole new level.* Also, “Pocahontas,” looks like Dora in this “rip-off”.

[@TheReZisTLust]

She found her true calling.

[@ahsokatanosony]

Racism was and is a actual thing there don't make it seem like it wasn't.

[@BJGvideos]

@@ahsokatanosony ???

[@ahsokatanosony]

@@BJGvideos if you have to ask that you have never holden a history-book

[@BJGvideos]

@@ahsokatanosony So because you wrote an incoherent sentence it means I don't know history? "Actual think their"?

[@BrysonRobinson]

*POCAHANTAS OVER 9,000* Survives Shaggy at 2% power Pocahontas : Chuckles, I'm in danger

[@kimbofthejungle4443]

Imagine being at the studio. "The italians ordered something again. This time they want the lion king.... but with eye lasers... chop chop pali pali get to work.

[@Shiro-Foxy]

Bad Voice acting? "We come from the mayor...."

[@azazellon]

So it's the North Korean version of James Cameron's Avatar.

[@GdotWdot]

Except it's actually interesting lol

[@RileyRivalle2]

Italian* version rather, Saber is being clickbaity again.

[@lynndavinci4753]

But Avatar was literally just a cgi remake of Dancing with Wolves

[@anigamer379]

Azuel Zorro don’t you be dissing avatar

[@undeadgentalmen]

Only no giant smurfs or Kevin Costner.

[@brianjohnson1601]

You always talk about how they speak over each other but i feel like thats the ONLY accurate thing about this studios content. Thats how people really talk. It actually sounds natural to me....I cant understand it but realisticly, in a heated conversation, nobody waits for the other person to finish their "line" before talking lol

[@innocentlyfe4720]

"And they become gods" Me: No....NOOOOOOO!!

[@jakerelind5577]

*Become as Gods plays in the background*

[@nisarojas2869]

Innocent Lyfe *Moses has left the chat*

[@emio2318]

Nobody: Discovery channel at 3 A.M: 0:52-1:32

[@dubuyajay9964]

I guess the people getting stabbed would be the knife show.

[@HelamanGile]

Sound effects from Porn Hub lol 😂

[@dfox6222]

Regular Pocahontas: Look around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us. North Korean Pocahontas: 5:35

[@bluelfsuma]

15:08 "Every time I kill, I lose part of myself: my hair."

[@Dinolord-rd4mx]

Hey, I found your other comment

[@SuperMonkey94]

oh dang, this was really weird being native myself. I was surprised at 10:56 and 11:05, that was a Trickster Kachina (Pueblo Clown, Jester Kachina, you get the idea) which is seen within my tribes, Pueblo Laguna and Hopi. I was honest to god surprised by the amount of research they put into the designs of the tribes.

[@woagnya]

That’s fascinating. Considering how they portray other races and cultures I was expecting a completely stereotypical and ugly representation, but this is... not as awful as it could have been.

[@cdcdrr]

It's a pity they couldn't maintain consistency and apparently had the Europeans wearing late 18th century uniforms. I'm pretty sure the Americas were not conquered by Napoleon Bonaparte.

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

@@cdcdrr NaPoleOn diD ConQueRed AMeRicA.

[@dubuyajay9964]

May I ask which First Nation are you from?

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@alexanderticonuwu7591 Still wrong century of clothes.

[@kevinbaker4241]

SEK Studio was founded on September 7, 1957. Hanna-Barbera was founded on September 7, 1957. Coincidence? Hmm... probably not...

[@dubuyajay9964]

Sad thing is SEK survived longer.

[@huekaluvr]

damn north koreans

[@remixchild]

The only difference between the two is legacy

[@Puerco-Potter]

@@remixchild yeah, SEK's is better

[@montajedelespectador]

Can be subdivision of HB to made inbetweens?

[@starstuff7027]

10:53 it’s lacrosse or, as it was called back then, the medicine sport. In the culture of the Native Americans it was used as a game to play instead of full on war between two or more tribes. I just thought that you would like to know that. I am a lacrosse player and a history nerd, so that is how I know that. (Sorry if all the information is not exactly correct.)

[@PLocke4]

They also used to play the game with peoples heads and 2 sticks instead of one

[@Steven9567]

I hardly doubt that’s true seeing they were scattered across The continent and each tribe had there own language

[@starstuff7027]

@@Steven9567 In the northern western tribes, that is what is was called. It was call something very similar in other regions. It was originally created by the Cherokee and most peoples used that name in the north western regions. Most of the native Americans in the northwestern regions were actually quite close as well. In the west is were they were more spread out.

[@Steven9567]

@@starstuff7027 and again i doubt they were peaceful

[@starstuff7027]

@@Steven9567 The games were. Their feuds not so much. That was until they made peace treaties. And I never said it was peaceful, I just said it was their substitute for a full on war.

[@landonharris7480]

The North Koreans..... They try... They fail... They try again.. they still fail.... North Koreans: "Screw it, we'll do it again"

[@markosimunic4770]

They will do it again.......WITH LAZERS!

[@happyskitty]

North koreans and americans think alike (if anyone remembers that comedy spy movie with the same quote)

[@SuperLeetroy]

"We failed once, we failed twice, we must... Fail again."

[@Thurston86]

8:05 Why doesn’t it surprise me that North Koreans can’t pronounce Iroquois? BTW, I can confirm my ancestors were proficient in the use of lasers. 100% accurate.

[@dubuyajay9964]

Nice.

[@alienchola]

But the voice actor @8:05 isnt North Korean....

[@Optimalillusion]

I'm four tribes, and two of them were highly proficient with light sabers.

[@angeliparraguirre7329]

@Aspiring Marauder you're right, conspiracy confirmed

[@aerogrape6376]

as a native american i can in fact shoot lasers from my eyes

[@gwendolynstata3775]

North Korean cartoons are lit AF. It's a shame about the whole "nightmare hell fascist dictatorship regime" thing.

[@alexandermayro7145]

It's actually a communist/juche dictatorship, but yeah, nightmare hell totalitarian dictatorship regime in any case

[@ginogatash4030]

how the hell do you mix up fascism and communism?

[@maximsavage]

@@ginogatash4030 Because, despite being on opposite ends of the political spectrum, the result of both is very similar in many ways: totalitarian dictatorship with widespread suffering. Really, the main difference is probably that the communists have more famines and the fascists have more ethnic purges.

[@ginogatash4030]

@@maximsavage fascism doesn't necessarely include anti semitism, in fact before facist italy allied with nazi germany in WW2 there were many jews in the army. they were racist sure, but because it was the 20's and it was popular back then, it wasn't necessarely part of the ideology, "fascism" it self was just a specific dictatorship, it had nothing different from any other non communist regime.

[@storytimewiththecrimsondm1318]

I agree, but then I recall hearing rumors they kidnap animators from japan and force them to make cartoons. Then we have the whole 'korean boats filled with dead japanese people' thing and I start drawing some scary lines.

[@ricochet0928]

No, there was definitely a talking tree in the real life story of Pocahontas. That's one of the only things disney actually got right

[@kravenraven3986]

Yeah, it was actually the tree George Washington chopped down; the more you know!

[@amirulamani1487]

@@kravenraven3986 wow

[@qake2015]

Yeah it's speaking vietnam for some reason

[@feeno1188]

It's the MCU The Mondo Cinematic Universe 👌😂

[@impartialgamer444]

Oh my god i've heard that joke somewhere

[@feeno1188]

@@impartialgamer444 hell yeah JDG

[@powerfulstache0583]

Give that french patriot a medal

[@flyingstonemon3564]

HECK YEAH JDG REFS!

[@sephikong8323]

I was searching for that one tbh

[@nvdawahyaify]

Personally I like it when the characters talk over each other. It makes the dialogue and interactions more realistic.

[@yurikimjongil]

*Made for my son Kim Jong-un* He like disney, thats why

[@kazzykun5235]

Oh.

[@Eddbrain]

Now that explains everything.

[@kn1ght-788]

...huh, really? I thought he created that, Along with hamburgers, basketball, fun and oxygen....

[@DogMcMeow]

@@kn1ght-788 reverse card

[@jakarnilson]

But what about Kim Jong-nam?

[@BlacknBlueTomatoe]

I love how anime was just a bunch of bunnies jumping around in a circle

[@MrJreed1000]

0:01..Wait.. Did I just watch pocahontas summon 5 spirit animals on Noah's arc which used their limit breaker attack on a killer whale... greatest cartoon of all times... 🤯

[@cookiekitty194]

North Korea loves their lasers don't they?

[@HTPCYMC]

0/10 not enough nukes.

[@thotpolice7828]

You again...

[@mishussy]

Yes

[@asnekboi7232]

How to properly clean your metal computer I see you everywhere

[@SlapstickGenius23]

Actually it’s a tv series instead of a film, but it does have a film predecessor (also produced by Corradi), which is more faithful to the actual story.

[@usoppfangirl8153]

Hey at least it's more historically accurate than Pocahontas Besides the talking animals, animal gods, and lasers

[@thespookyvaginosisnut5984]

Tru

[@gracekim1998]

UsoppFanGirl I don’t know why I find this funny I’m sorry 😅

[@lucasmcinnis5045]

Except that one train in 1613 😂

[@nikosr265]

Lol not at ALL actually

[@animelovbee101]

Not at all, the both the first and second movie were more accurate then this O. O

[@robertnewman4854]

I don't care what anyone says, this show is the single greatest adaptation of Frank Herbert's Dune ever made. Sure, the decision to recast Paul Atreides as a young Pamunkey Indian was odd, but don't tell me that this wasn't the most faithful and earnest adaptation ever. I had no clue that the North Korean's loved Dune as much as the West.

[@sophiatalksmusic3588]

Pocaquizatz-Haderach

[@dubuyajay9964]

Long live the Braves!

[@hurricanefury439]

2:25 heres the time stamp for "its over you're Going to hell

[@simoneangeliquemaloney3990]

Thank good soul

[@themanwiththeplan676]

6:08 "Hello Ed boy!" Classic.

[@fifi_leafy2258]

The classic tale of Pocahontas... you know, the story where animals shoot lasers out of their head with random furry transformations and ghost like spirits.