WHAT THE!? HOW THE!? HELP ME! [SUPER MARIO MAKER 2] [#57]

[@austingrant682]

Dashie’s morning routine: 1: check for s***s 2:count his chickens 3:drink tea

[@alexhaugan1894]

Triple sh**s

[@armin-senpai9194]

dont forget get cocky

[@mcscrooge1965]

Or red bull

[@workingstiff0586]

You mean energy drink disguised as tea

[@armin-senpai9194]

@Alex K pause xd

[@smaqaroni]

THREEP: take some soda put it in your shoe, congratulations you now have some pep in your step

[@ShaundonProductions]

Lmaooo

[@slansette1559]

Ok that’s cleverrrr

[@slimshady2446]

Your profile pic is hot 😰😰

[@Hawaiianpunchbuggie]

aaahhhhhh 😂😂😂🤣 im fwiiiii

[@Tmaster2006YT]

Hope this is in the next episode.

[@TrazBurger]

THREEP! Stop someone from making fun of Dashie's weight because he already got enough on his plate

[@tuskoub]

This is the one

[@tedogg640]

W

[@handsawdoublecut3679]

It doesn’t matter if we stop there will never be enough

[@avioncesykes9016]

Lmao

[@kamenkaleb1256]

This deserves more likes

[@FLCL305]

*Dashie does what he’s supposed to do* Dashie: YOO I CHEATED THE SYSTEM

[@dirkmcgurk6800]

13:24 “stop playing with my emotions” says dashie as he’s wearing a shirt that says “play with me” 😂

[@eternity2789]

and I think it’s natsuki

[@kazumakazu1615]

Ha ha.

[@sanescale]

Maybe he wants to play something else 😏

[@bizarro_x23]

The blank stares into the camera gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME lol

[@finalhazard883]

Lmao

[@slush2640]

Mohamed Ahmed then you need to go back to school

[@ZniaOoal]

Slush lmfao for real, pretty sad if they don't understand what he meant

[@darknessdevours5827]

It's been a long ass time since Dashie just up and quit like that... It's totally understandable because he had died well over 100 times to something so simple, but he still hasn't just stopped like that in quite some time.

[@diazo1828]

Yooo it's the creater I think he could have done it after that was the end

[@tece0577]

There was a time where Dashie used to NEXT the levels extra fast and the Mario Maker videos were 20 minutes long

[@valory_terrencia]

Young Diazo it had potential, but that dark area got him

[@TheBoyfriendOfYourWife]

fym so simple?

[@nathanielwalton6333]

I saw that and started laughing

[@AntiVillain26845]

"There's too much Home Depot going on." -- DashieGames, 2020

[@south_side_wick9316]

Dashie: yall got some snacks Me: with a whole tray of Chinese food

[@youngmind5057]

Yoooooo frrrr😂

[@starless4146]

Eating any kind of snack while watching Dashie Play this is just pure enjoyment. ^__^

[@TheRealAntiHero]

That's real, I actually had a whole dish of Chinese food once watching dashie lol

[@therunawaykid6523]

Dashie and monster munch that’s what I’m doing

[@south_side_wick9316]

@@youngmind5057 yeah I actually did and they were honey chicken

[@cole6896]

THREEP: take Dashie, put him in a chair, congrats you got to go back to Ikea.

[@yasir728]

lmao xd

[@Idiot-88]

soo funny haha 🛌

[@Alirbsh]

Sauce Boss hey can i use ur treep for my level please

[@Alirbsh]

Hurry reaply

[@Idiot-88]

Ali Alarbash just use it bro

[@Reflection7789]

THREEP: take Dashie send him to space throw him out of the ship congrats NASA just found a new planet

[@jojo-bm8eu]

Lmaf😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

[@carlososorio7645]

Yoo💀💀💀

[@chumbucket4539]

Looooool

[@zy1an]

I like it

[@K1YARI]

Lol thats pretty funny

[@EdmondBrown]

13:58 That's the inside of your cheek. I never heard anybody call that "the inside of your lip".😂

[@rosepetals7458]

right 😭

[@corey3047]

Looks like satan about to come up on 2 sets of cheeks

[@JustSomeHylian]

Well dashie also has also called his elbows his shoulders LOL

[@EJ-lh9co]

*Cheek meat*

[@justunreal_]

😭😭😭

[@valfromtheblock]

i can hear him saying “WHO TF IS PATRICIA” just by looking at the thumbnail💀

[@HighViewOfficial]

FR 😂😂😂

[@rightthisway7090]

😂😂😂

[@celark]

Who exactly is Patricia I never figured that out....

[@vArctic]

celark a vine

[@cheyannevaughn800]

@No More Room in Hell is a great Source modification which video?

[@rrroop5954]

26:20 “there’s to much Home Depot going on” ☠️killed me lmfao

[@OPXbirdy]

Threep: build a snowman out of dashie congratulations it is now summer

[@shepradayou]

💀💀💀

[@kirbylover37]

"Build a snowman OUT of Dashie?" How grotesque. (Spell that one Dashie lol)

[@santinoaragon8051]

Doesn’t even make sense

[@OPXbirdy]

@@santinoaragon8051 made it into a video tho sooooooo :)

[@nelsondakiddYT]

Threep: Play a Dashie video go to sleep for 8 hours, wake up, Dashie is still doing his intro

[@angiemagana7490]

LMAOO

[@digitalgamer457]

You go to sleep for 8 hours? I do it for 5 to 4 hours

[@kevinbermeo5794]

Dio: THE WORLD!!! *farts*

[@pizamogaming3538]

@@digitalgamer457 you should normally sleep for 8 hours

[@wow-wk4ww]

Kevin Bermeo Cringe

[@WarriorMonkiez]

Nobody: Dashie at 37:45 “Just take a deep breath” (Inhales) “Too deep” Pause?!

[@jashswisha45]

😂😂😂

[@davidperez2199]

Laughed way to hard lol

[@JustSomeHylian]

Supa Pause mah bois 😅

[@WarriorMonkiez]

MoneytalksCeo it’s an honor to receive this reply on my comment. Cheers!

[@WarriorMonkiez]

David Perez Dachie be having so many pause moments he don’t even acknowledge sometimes lol

[@acostro3845]

THREEP: Take Satan, let him touch dashie, congratulations dashie BURNED some CALORIES! no?

[@stxrdyytv4125]

Lmaooooo

[@pierreleroux4681]

Underrated

[@strawhatkev]

Would've made more sense to say he took him jogging or something that involved physical activity.

[@craxkheadgamer]

Yeah this one is actually pretty good 👌

[@juliovalle5545]

Every single episode Dashie says he’s gonna keep the intro shorts but somehow it still ends up being long

[@mrmoneymaker2269]

THREEP: go to the pet store and get dashie a cat congratulations: he finally got the puh

[@joshuabraeden4390]

Dashie you’ve been making me and so many more people so happy almost everyday during quarantine.thank you bro we love you

[@greenmonsta397]

so true we all love you dashie!

[@tristanreese3542]

THREEP: take dashie, put him on disney congratulations you now have dashiexd no ?

[@gameoffence1738]

i like dat

[@HDpinkfloyd420]

XD RAWR

[@kainbrah]

Just give him the cheeks already, stop teasing my mans Satan like that!

[@MagicDonut00]

satan had the legal claim to his booty the moment he snitched to the cops on satan.

[@denasiawalker9756]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HuntedHuntsmen]

Damn flint was asshurt on something doing ya dashie like that lmao

[@fckitwebaal]

The resident evil 7 reference 😂😂 “Welcome to the family son”

[@TrippyQueen18]

Wattson From Titanfall I read this as soon as he said it and it scared me 😂

[@Kayla-vn5pt]

THREEP: I would tell a joke about Dashie’s intro But it would take too long.

[@blainepavlock8012]

No

[@Kayla-vn5pt]

HyperMercs d a m n

[@expired_poyo]

This is actually lit

[@jencarnacion286]

This is a very under appreciated joke. This was hilarious bro!!!

[@ErroAxe]

j encarnacion overused joke*

[@itriggerpeople4433]

27:38 *arrows clearly pointing at where you need to hit it* Dashie: *hits it from the opposite end (Pause?) For the rest of the gameplay* 😁👏

[@Nintendo_Wolf]

And succeeded

[@skytejr]

Hahah brain meats wasn’t working

[@hydroflasks3571]

Omg u exist everywhere

[@generalkaboom6642]

*THREEP!* Convince Dashie to kill Tina and Lori. Congratulations he now became an EXecutioner! No? I'll stop...

[@mrpupusa5092]

This is the one m8

[@a_krazy_kid]

28:51 The fact that he ground pounded the wrong side and still managed to get the spike ball up there is what makes me so proud of the way Dashie fails tasks successfully (For those of you who don't know, you're actually supposed to hit the on/off switch to turn the blocks red, wait for the spike ball to roll onto the tilting platform, then ground-pound where the two arrows are in order to get the spike ball up there)

[@dannyle4674]

THREEP: Take Dashie’s Ghost. Drop him onto Dashie. I guess he was weighing on his conscious.

[@itriggerpeople4433]

*THREEP* Go to Egypt and find a baby girl, show her a good time *CONGRATULATIONS* You goin' get some pyramidHEAD

[@imtoxiq_]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@catswilltakeovertheworld1812]

Why

[@blacknwhiteskies]

👎🏽

[@TheCityOfChampion100]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️👍👍

[@splata0]

Threep: Take Dashie, put make him a Mario item, Congratulations you now have the mega mushroom.

[@bigboicarson]

THREEP: Take Dashie. Put him on a weight scale and compare the number to 3 years ago. Congratulations, he has actually lost weight

[@joshuasimber8588]

I love how the simplest things confuse him..I think to myself.."he has to be trolling..theres no way he really doesnt get what to do after all these episodes."

[@SilentAndy]

Flint is a real one, that's all I gotta say. He literally said what so many ppl were probably thinking for the longest (myself included 😊).

[@paytonmccree3853]

Dashie: That's it for the intro, that's it! Also Dashie: *keeps going for the intro*

[@kingdong8708]

Threep: take the duigh add seasoning, Congratulations it’s now duigh-licious

[@brandedswrdsman]

That’s a good one...

[@tristantucker7517]

Threep: take dashie put him on a rollercoaster. Great now u rolling wit dashie. Love yo channel🤟🤟

[@turtle_tons4404]

I hope he chooses this one, needs more wholesome ones.

[@boxerheadninja4281]

I thought you were gonna say the roller coaster couldn't go up the ramp or something

[@stuntvevo7162]

THREEEP!!! *make dashie a ghost level and give him yoshi* Dashie: "cAn YoU sWaLLow tHeM???"

[@Gamer21On]

PAUSE ON THAT

[@stuntvevo7162]

@@Gamer21On super mega pause

[@GioXGO]

Me and my wife are celebrating our 2 year anniversary watching dashie all day and we wouldn’t want to spend it any other way.

[@extsc5554]

28:17 - Dashie’s Frustration & Anger levels were literally nonexistent at this point 😂😂

[@Hawaiianpunchbuggie]

YOOOO the ending had me DEADDDD 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 “GOT IT” (39:11)

[@vickillaplayz1571]

Dashie you're amazing man, I love waking up to all the energy that you bring. Keep it up!!!!

[@daniel550villa9]

THREEP: take dashie to the store, make him choose a sauce, congratulations, he chose VALEN-TINA

[@SaintLaronn]

THREEP: Nobody, Dashie doing the level the right way and saying he cheated the system

[@oreothepegasus3926]

THREEP! Take dashie, go back in time to when the dinosaurs were still alive, fly to space, and throw dashie out of the rocket, Congratulations, the dinosaurs are now extinct. -🎩

[@boopboop9356]

😭

[@dunkinnatalie]

Wow!

[@Punchmadek4y]

XD

[@kirbylover37]

Savage

[@SteFerreri]

18:38 "fool me once, shame on you you fool me twice, now i'm looking like a fool" ~ Dax

[@kitchen_Key]

Threep: Takes Dashies mouth, put it in your pocket. Congratulations you now have a hot pocket.

[@pexlify532]

THREEP:say “rise up lights”, CONGRATULATIONS,you just said “razor blades”in an Australian accent

[@qxsue]

THREEP: take dashie, put him in a hard level , congrats now he’s standing still for 40min

[@dreemurr7933]

THREEP: Take SMM2, give it to dashie. Congratulations, you now have SMM1 because nothing's changed. C'mon dash, we wanna see super mario 3D world levels.

[@vArctic]

Threep: Watch Dashie keep it going one last time, Congratulations, he’s still keeping it going.

[@babatastick1112]

25:40 had me in tears 😂😂

[@woofers4468]

THREEP: take Dashie to your favourite supermarket, congratulations now you gonna need a new supermarket

[@elielplays]

35:07 that lawyer ain’t scaring me

[@BluboComics]

THREEP! Take Dashie to Chuck E Cheese's. Congratulations! You now have Chuck E.

[@jikno98]

So you took Dashie to nothing

[@Skruunk]

No he ate all the cheese 😂👌

[@seviren]

I was thrown off cuz isn't Dashie a chuck too?

[@brandedswrdsman]

/r whoosh

[@LInk02]

Threep, take Dashie to Wendy’s. Congrats, all the food won’t be Wendy’s anymore😂😂 (I will stop)

[@brandedswrdsman]

That’s great, I hope he features that.

[@CitoBlixk]

I domt understand Edit: don't

[@3xxa141]

@@CitoBlixk the joke is referring to dashie pretty much selling out the whole store

[@Homeofthelosers]

Weak

[@InverseOfficial]

3:28 idk why but when his voice slowly died down, omg im screeeaming 😂😂

[@SilentAndy]

Haha...

[@ThePowerFromNatureTPFN]

Dashie: Stop playing with my emotions. The next thing after Dashie:Dancing 13:20

[@jonprice212]

Threep: Take Dashie, put him in a bath full of water. Congratulations, you now have a bathroom full of water.

[@yasir728]

XD

[@ejgaming6596]

DASHIE. How about an episode where YOU make a level? Like so Dash can see!

[@riverlakeluv9722]

THREEP: Take Dashie, WAIT! You can take him?! Keep up the good work dash

[@glooby1917]

to the people who may like this: may your parents live for over 100 years.

[@AdamsGemu]

That’s gonna be a pain in the ass

[@555-diugh3]

oh wait i just thought about what i said lol no you dont have to raise your parents lmao

[@DabskiiiMidoriya]

My momma shall, thank you

[@JSGT9016]

Thank you my boy.

[@martinez_2160]

Othmane Adams fr 😂

[@lexiimaee]

*you posted on my 18th bday! i don’t kno why but i kinda feel special! i’ve been watching you for years and you’ve helped me overcome my depression, i love you, thank you Dashie! 🤍*

[@arielle3275]

TREEP : take a blue ball throw it at dashie "Ouch it left a mark" Congratulations you now have a blueprint.😂

[@FashoEast]

THREEP: Childbirth should be referred to as "takeout" instead of "delivery."

[@cj-sp2sv]

the second time he does the "WELCOME BACK TO SUP..." always hit different

[@-JaM-836]

Threep - Take Dashie, cover him in hot sauce, congratulations you now have a spicy meatball.

[@JustMeGaming98]

THREEP: take a cop, put him in a plane, congratulations now pigs fly

[@Nexuside]

🤣😑

[@rmannayr2129]

THREEP!! TAKE YOUR FRIEND JOHNNY, SEND HIM UP TO SPACE, CONGRATS NOW YOU HAVE JOHNNY ROCKETS!

[@hakanori2933]

THREEP: take a 30 century nap, dashie’s intro still isn’t over This is a Megaman zero reference

[@BluePadGamesYT]

Dashie: ma boys I went too far I need a check point that could of been a good spot for it y’all (Gets the check point) Dashie: ma boy check point already

[@Vanderrboo]

THREEP: Take the puh, squeeze it into a cup, Congratulations you now have a-puh juice

[@Xo.Cece.V]

3:53 “why I’m sitting...” and then Dashie’s face as he dodged the cannon ball so smoothly in amazement 😂 now that’s how you start a level 👏🏼

[@lamp007]

Wow that Flint Ice level was really well designed!

[@kingjb554]

I feel like Dash has gained trust issues due to dev exits, he has an obsession with trying to expose people

[@Loco_Coco]

He definitely wishes to find them himself, instead of playing an entire level just for the subscribers to find one and post about it endlessly on twitter 😂

[@kingjb554]

@@Loco_Coco hey, if someone who made something cant even beat it fairly and I did I'd be proud. But that's just me

[@RandomBubble]

I love how the demon went from years of threatening to voice mail 😭

[@jackestevane8898]

THREEP: take Dashie give him a plane ticket and watch him get on the plane, congratulations the plane won’t take off!!!

[@SilentAndy]

No

[@morenicano]

THREEP! Order the Dashie Youtooz collectible. Congratulations, they just cancelled your order due to weight restrictions.

[@1BobbyMartinez]

Sometimes I just think how awesome it is that dashie is the biggest content creator for Mario maker. I wonder what Nintendo‘s reaction is when they see him, cause you know they know about him lol 😂

[@RoboToneLF]

Threep: Take dashie on a date, congratulations now you’re paying for 3 to eat.

[@cylengenwright3397]

THREEP: give dashie some roles, congradulations you just added to the ones on his chin

[@clutchgamermarcus6163]

THREEP: Take a look in Dashie’s cup Congrats: You found Red Bull.

[@alexandracostache3528]

Hey dash I used to watch you all the time and you’ve helped me through so much, it’s so nice to come back every chance I get and see you’re still the hilarious amazing person you’ve always been, stay golden man

[@kunai8566]

THREEP: take dashie, make him his own planet, congratulations, you now have dashies world!

[@CreaTiff1]

Dashie saves the day with the content to save me from my quarantine boredom 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@solisxp1242]

Threep: Take Dashie to the pool make him do cannonball, congratulations the pool is empty.

[@UrFavSukuna]

"Too much Home Depot going on here." 😂😂

[@christinar.7870]

My favorite part lol... He crazy sexy haha

[@UrFavSukuna]

@@christinar.7870 Lol

[@ThatTonyGuy47]

THREEP: take dahsie, put him in a suit. Congratulations, dam you look good my boy, i see you

[@ninetail200]

28:24 The rage in Dashie's voice

[@lili2lazy528]

THREEP: take dashie to the titanic ship, congratulations the ship is now sunk

[@soarjunior1048]

I ALWAYS WAIT AND GET READY FOR THAT SECOND... WELCOME BACK TO SUP SUPER MARIO MAKER STOP!!!!!!! I LOVE IT😂😂😂

[@coolgamerz3200]

THREEP! TAKE A SICK PERSON PUT HIM IN STARBUCKS CONGRATULATIONS HE GOT HIS "COFF"EE

[@cocomo3141]

Him kissing 💋 boo is weird and I love it 🤣🤣🤣

[@JoseBronxRican]

The only channel that lets you actually see how a person could possibly create a SMM2 speedrun level that was cleared by NOBODY.

[@shanemosley1999]

Is it just me or is dashies laugh and smile so damn addictive

[@a.tr.r]

Threep! Take a recipe. Follow the instructions. Add a "dash" of salt. Congratulations, there's now a worldwide shortage

[@quickscopegames9450]

Threep: knock out dashie congratulations you just ended world hunger

[@dunkinnatalie]

OMG!!!

[@SilentAndy]

No

[@AMysteryGhost]

THREEP! Take dashie. Put him on a party boat. Congratulations, you have no more snacks and there is a hole from the top deck to the sea floor.

[@SinarSavi]

First 15 seconds: Dashie: Lets do this! 2:47 When he actually starts XD