What Thought Did You Believe In As A Kid?

[@mithekheer]

When I was a kid my Mom told me that babies fell from the sky. So I went into the back garden and held out my hands waiting for a baby to drop from it because I wanted a sibling....

[@galaxiaeditz4268]

This is so wholesome-

[@LoveLettersArt]

Reminds me of the original live action of how the grinch stole Christmas, when I rewatched it I noticed when the dude said "Honey our babys here!" Pauses and looks at the kid who just fell from the friggen sky more closely"he looks just like your boss" lol, never knew how I didn't notice that as a kid

[@hopelesshaddy3332]

That's so sweet and sad

[@pixiestick853]

Munita Heer I verbally lol'd

[@tsukijams1127]

Haha, aww thats really sweet and cute tbh ^^

[@sootsimp5689]

I swear, children are magic. My aunt and uncle couldn’t get a child,and six year old me, just walked up to them, looked my aunt dead in the eyes and said “ You can’t have a child until you get married. That’s just logic.” And later that year they got married, and BADOOM pregnant 3 weeks later.

[@chainera7569]

oml-

[@SimplyGeminiOfficial]

What in the world-.......

[@izzy-faeplays3735]

When I was 5 or so, I randomly went to my mom and went “when babies are born do they have clothes on or just diapers” and my mom said “babies are born naked” and i went BALLISTIC, so you could say I believed babies were born fully clothed.

[@cookiesncreme480]

Because I saw in cartoons that when they give birth to babies, they come out with diapers, I used to think the same thing but not anymore of course and also, I'm 11 years old and in year 8/eighth grade.

[@ctrlaltmack]

Gacha logic

[@steppahj]

@OwO- Kun different parts of the world have different school systems. In America I'm in 7th grade but in the UK I'd be in year 8. Also, kids can skip grades. I have a friend who should be in 6th grade but she's in 7th grade instead.

[@shirin3166]

@@cookiesncreme480 maybe they try to be like.. innocent.. yk.. or idk

[@shirin3166]

@@ctrlaltmack oh yeah

[@rosie_petals649]

When I was a kid I thought that if a couple wanted kids the wife would just be like "I want to have kids" and the husband agreed and then they'd just go to sleep and the woman would wake up pregnant , wait a few weeks or a month and the baby was born Lol

[@marcello7781]

I thought women would get pregnant with a special kiss 😂

[@rosie_petals649]

@@marcello7781 aw how cute

[@happyduck128]

We were so freaking innocent as kids. 😂😂

[@rosie_petals649]

@@happyduck128 I miss it :/

[@Ava-iy1pv]

I thought the baby just popped up randomly like periods lol

[@rheanasmith9011]

what thought did i believe in as a child? for starters, there's so much that i can't remember but here's some: -i thought that the olden days were in black and white -goitre was caused by shouting too much additional one: -that when in got dark in the day, i thought that the sun just disappeared when it was actually just clouds covering it. when the cloud moved and you can see the light gradually coming back, i used to run inside the house. i miss the innocence of childhood. there's more, just can't remember :p edit: just remembered that why i don't remember much dumb stuff was because the were corrected. like a children's jingle "nasty, nasty antibioty" (used when something is gross, duh) that was said by me a lot was corrected by my mother. she said that antibiotics are helpful in disease and are useful. so i stop thinking that they were nasty. also i never believed in santa claus, tooth fairy of any of that stuff for some reason. i knew they were fake. ok that's it

[@rosepetunia1829]

Lol samez!! I thought that only girls had eyelashes.... I am a idiot

[@highhopefarm2206]

I thought wolves could kill lions Mean while 1 lion can kill a pack of wolves .-.

[@mishallkhan4731]

I thought human beings were human beans. 😐

[@rosepetunia1829]

+ Mishall Khan Samez!!

[@memyselfandi2302]

I used to think about this alot: "what if we're really just a video game like the sims and someone else is actually controlling us without out us realizing." Also a similar one: "what if we are an alien kids science project that went wrong and are just getting worse. The alien kid problem got a F- and we're all in a box/jar rotting in the world around us. Like it'd make sense right? Coronavirus could actually just be some mold growing in the alien kids project from sitting to long!

[@julisalev4787]

I believed as a kid that when you grow up, you immediately liked vegetables. So I always told my parents i’ll like tomatoes when im older

[@Ava-iy1pv]

Ya know I don't like tomatoes, I don't like the taste but I'l eat them. They just taste weird

[@Soft_fangs]

tomatoes suck

[@12s0ph]

I never will lol

[@Elliyan4]

Why do so many people dislike tomatoes?

[@its_lemon_19]

Julisa Lev Haha

[@oscar6773]

I used to think that every time you listened to a song the singer had to sing it live. I later realized how dumb that is because what if different people are listening to the same song at different time stamps at the same time? What then? (I also think it’s even dumber that I didn’t realize this until 3rd grade-)

[@royalcloudsirworm]

I thought that singers had tiny clones inside the radio that would sing whenever it came on. I felt so guilty making them sing and tired lf singing lol

[@oscar6773]

Chinchilla ALDC I stopped believing that when I was 8

[@gabiamato2141]

I thought that every time you listened to a song someone recorded it from a concert and I was always confused how they didn’t get the people screaming and cheering

[@ladygagasleftcoochie4007]

OMG SAMD

[@-ailyanne-7089]

Bro if I thought that, I wouldn’t realize how dumb it was until 5TH GRADE

[@llovelyskyee]

When I was a kid I thought Disney characters were trapped in their movies and had to do everything the same when u watched the movie

[@poetriv]

Omg I imagined that a lot

[@despicablepenguin]

That sounds freaking terrifying. How did you watch movies without feeling guilty and why only Disney characters?

[@jeggfriedrice8838]

Same but instead on Yt or ye movies too.

[@Elliyan4]

Sounds terrifying

[@annabethsalisbury8972]

Same but for tv shows

[@Ava-iy1pv]

When I was a kid and got diagnosed with Asthma, I thought we'd have to get rid of my favorite thing in the world: my dog. (People with Asthma are allergic to dogs, the fur and stuff) so I started crying in the room then the doctor said "oh I'll just leave you guys to talk" Also when I got an ear infection I forgot the word for ear wax so I called ear cheese. Edit: also when I was a kid I though women just got pregnant at a certain age. Like periods. So I thought to myself "I'll just get the baby removed!"

[@kingjulian099]

But what happened to the dog??

[@ChickenNugget-st6st]

Ear cheese 🤣I’m dead

[@Ava-iy1pv]

@@kingjulian099 we didn't have to get rid of her, 7 years after she's still with us ☺

[@Ava-iy1pv]

@@_dyana_ yep but I was probably like 6 so I didn't know about abortion. I knew about it, but not the name I guess

[@bxbymychi4544]

I have asthma and im not allergic dogs, the fur and stuff

[@kreixpergo]

lol when i was a kid i thought you'll do nothing to get pregnant. i always thought it randomly spawns a baby in ur stomach

[@KellyPlayzMC]

Nt Clii lol samee

[@ebereokolo2662]

Glad, I am not the only one.

[@fifteenturnips]

Lol

[@user-zf1xu3nj2q]

Same But now i understand how-

[@KellyPlayzMC]

LaZyEgG the weird reality

[@heeheetehee]

9:24 That "I'm sorry" killed me. Too freaking CUTE

[@memyselfandi2302]

I used to think about this alot: "what if we're really just a video game like the sims and someone else is actually controlling us without out us realizing." Also a similar one: "what if we are an alien kids science project that went wrong and are just getting worse. The alien kid problem got a F- and we're all in a box/jar rotting in the world around us. Like it'd make sense right? Coronavirus could actually just be some mold growing in the alien kids project from sitting to long!

[@jaketurnbull5139]

To anyone who sees this have an amazing day

[@-m3m0ry-]

Thanks you too!

[@petethecat5817]

Right back at you💜

[@Gorou350]

Jake Turnbull this comment made no changes to my day

[@foil]

you too

[@jun1verze]

Thank chu! :3

[@shulaceee]

Who else s a kid thought that the drawing of a heart ❤️ was how ur heart looked in your body💀💀💀

[@galaxiaeditz4268]

I thought that all the time! But i was wrong-

[@shulaceee]

「GalaxiaEditz」 ᯽ Welcome to the club >:3 ♡

[@galaxiaeditz4268]

@@shulaceee Yay!

[@marcello7781]

Same but I was a kind of geek of anatomy (one of my best gifts was an anatomy model) and I started drawing "realistic" hearts at school.

[@Ava-iy1pv]

I learned that for sure when I had to get an x-ray of my chest and the nurse told me that my heart wasn't a Valentine's day heart. She told me it was just a big blob. Then I knew it was true, I saw photo evidence lol

[@chaeyoungsstrawberryfarm3327]

In movies if there’s a dog and cat trio it’s almost never a female dog and a male cat and I honestly think it’s because cats are seen as elegant, smart and soft and dogs are seen as more rough, wild and out there (a stereotypical personality for a female and a male)💖

[@cheddy2536]

My parents told me that to get pregnant a man and woman had to do a ‘special cuddle’. What made it worse is that I had a picture in my room of my parents dancing at their wedding and my mum told me that it was the ‘special cuddle’ then one day she took it down and when I asked why she told me that she doesn’t want me learning how to do it to early and having a baby! She doesn’t remember any of this but I sure do!

[@period.4170]

My parents said they had to pray that they would get pregnant with me, and that it requires 2 people to get pregnant, so I thought that if you spent a lot of time with a guy and you wanted a baby you would get pregnant. I also thought it worked if you prayed for someone else to be pregnant so I tried to make my mom pregnant

[@stanloona2852]

They just do a bit of wrestling

[@infinitylife4464]

Now everyone has this name

[@belendrawsig]

I actually thought this too, my parents told me this when I was little, I actually believed them. Like, they would say "We didn't want you to be lonely, so we prayed to God for him to give us another child, and that was how your sister was born."

[@0_0..0_0..0]

I thought that a random person would get pregnant and you didn’t have an option so my Auntie’s were lucky and I hoped I would be too. 😅

[@holyexcalibur8917]

When I was little, I was quite smart and wouldn't get traumatised so my parents just said what they actually ACTUALLY did. In detail

[@plutonium7361]

I thought that whenever a song came up in a movie the actual actor was singing the song.

[@avezoid6284]

Sometimes

[@ask6037]

Same doe

[@dp12938]

same

[@gage519]

Actor? You mean singer?

[@nxttimx3801]

Imagine being a lost kid and then picking out which mom and there kids you want like 'hmm I was a sister and no brother' so then u find exactly what u want like bruh 😂😂😂

[@oatmealartist8724]

When I was a kid I thought that when you became an adult, you would switch genders and puberty was the start of it. I don't remember my reasoning, but looking at my body and thinking this. I would worry about becoming a boy because I loved being a girl. When my older sister started puberty, I was silently waiting for her to transition to a boy. This was then debunked by my mom who showed me a picture of her as a young girl.

[@narcissamalfoy2666]

Me at 5 years old: I’m so excited for school! When I grow up, I want to be just like you! Me at 8 years old: When I grow up I wanna be a teacher Me at 15 years old (now): I wanna be a toddler again...

[@sparklejinnie3242]

me(14):Mood.

[@avouria3649]

Me (13): Mood.

[@narcissamalfoy2666]

@Meher Zubair I’m 16 now, and I don’t wanna be a toddler. I wanna be in a coffin under the ground-

[@avouria3649]

@@narcissamalfoy2666 I wanna be in my bed for the rest of my life and never come out.

[@aliciabasurto5986]

I just told my little sis "Omg this kid thought adults can't run😂" and she said confused "they can?"

[@cherrybakewells]

Yo i was litterly hoping she would post I was sitting here like i ain't got nothing to do with my life and then she posted

[@lakshmiraje7144]

I used to believe that whenever movies were played in a theatre, the actors performed it live. I thought that they were inside the thing that projects the movie, so I always checked behind me and tried to meet the actors. Also that the actors were the ones singing the songs in a movie. I was dumb😑😑

[@-arymause-2809]

As I kid I thought: If you swallow a watermelon seed it will grow inside your stomach

[@Ava-iy1pv]

My grandma told me that only the black seeds would do that. I still feel weird when eating those black seeds

[@bean7496]

I can relate to so many things hete

[@amitjalan9935]

Who didn't U^ｪ^U

[@xxbroken_turtlexx4243]

Omgggg sameee any fruit seed really

[@12s0ph]

Bruh there’s an animation about that lmao

[@Alex-qp7mj]

When I was a kid, my mom told me she could see through walls. I was a good kid lol

[@lilyortiz5107]

One thing I thought as a kid was how did they get that prize car in the mall, tbh I still think of it now lol 😆

[@lillianfoerstler9837]

When I was younger I thought that my toys were actually alive and I would just talk to them saying”it’s ok you can trust me” I was so gullible thanks toy story😂😂😂

[@KellyPlayzMC]

Lillian Foerstler same but like I thought that when I was asleep they would be awake and just chill out

[@Soft_fangs]

i still like to think that when i leave the house and when i go to sleep bc its comforting..

[@its_lemon_19]

Lillian Foerstler I thought that but I swear when I was 5 I was sitting in the hallway waiting for my mom to tuck me in and no one was in my room and suddenly my stuffed animal just appeared in the hallway I wonder if I had just imagined that though.

[@sansan9862]

@@its_lemon_19 THEY'RE REAL

[@emma3923]

@@its_lemon_19 i was lying in bead asleep and i had a unicorn that would walk when i pressed a button and it had a glow up horn and i was lying there looking at the horn and i could swear it started to shake its head like horses do when they neigh but i was probs just sleepy

[@aeronruth416]

I was very confused about pregnancy as a kid. when I was two my parents got me a very accurate kids book about how babies are made (it was legit my favorite book, I was weird) so I should have known but I thought you had to be married and then you just let luck do the rest AND/OR you had to be naked within the a certain proximity of someone else but I wasn't sure what the proximity was so I was like naked in the same bed? or the same room? or the same house? or the same neighborhood? if anyone is naked at the same time can they get pregnant?? edit: the book explained in detail exactly how babies are made but for some reason I was confused

[@marcello7781]

When I was very young a friend of mine used to think rain were God's tears... I used to think rain was the result of angels peeing.

[@showfallen]

what the heck? i was literally just thinking ‘hopefully ellen is gonna post soon because i have nothing to watch’ and she posted...

[@jun1verze]

Mr. Floof ME TOO! I was just going to quick view if anyone had posted, and there it was... 3 SECONDS AGO :U

[@tammybeebe7173]

Mr. Floof your user name is gold

[@showfallen]

Katelyn Newton thank you!

[@crunchcrunchmunchmunch7970]

Wait hold up her name is ellen?????????

[@hi6935]

DD fakelastname yeah

[@libster4577]

Whrn I was little I thought that when the clouds were gray, and then they turned to white, that when there was one second that no one in the world was looking, they would flip over to the other colour. Like actually flip over. I was stupid

[@xenedrabewick571]

kyties father: IM THE MAP IM THE MAP IM THE MAP Dora: HIS THE MAP!

[@yzasnothere]

When I was a still a toddler I thought cartoon characters were real that live far away 😂

[@tombstonerforever9374]

That's adorable.

[@ilovebeomgyuuuuuuuu]

You never know they might be, maybe some humans have the ability to go there and record them lol 😂 Edit: woah someone already liked this, that was fast

[@precioussketches1008]

OMG Same here

[@briannagarcia2282]

When I was a kid , I really thought everything was nice and easy 💀. Boyyyy was I wrong 😂

[@jibrilonce7431]

when i was just a kid i thought the 100 is the biggest number lol

[@miapet1358]

“I thought when you grow older you instantly become who you want to be.” DIDN’T WE ALL THINK THIS?! 😩😭😭

[@jendukieblink2776]

“He’s just that good with maps that he becomes a map” -Ellen 2020

[@lilli1465]

ARMY! 💜

[@Thannasummers]

WIERD GUYS

[@fluffkin9290]

I Once Slipped In The Shower And Grabbed Onto The Water.. I Know I’m Dumb..

[@user-zf1xu3nj2q]

Oof lol

[@12s0ph]

Noice 👌

[@wholesomeseaflap4503]

No matter what anyone told me, I always said, “I feel bad for the floor” in the most innocent tone that exists. 😂😅

[@Natalie-x4q]

When I was younger I thought when people grew up they would look like a certain family member of theirs. For example, I thought my brother would look like my dad when he was his age. I was sure I was correct so I asked my dad, ofc it was wrong, and he told me I was incorrect. I was sure I was right and maybe he didn’t hear me correctly, I TOLD HIM AGAIN. Ofc I learned I was the one that was wrong :/ Another thing I thought was under my floor was a huge hole with wolves, I didn’t actually think wolves were under my floor, I just thought abt that. However, I always believed a hole was under my floor-

[@original_chloe0663]

WHEN WE GET MARRIED WE GET PREGNANT ... Kyutie: "I thought that when they bride and groom kiss, the woman is pregnant?.. My (dirty minded) thoughts at that time....: Normally the pregnancy happens in the honeymoon, right?..

[@Gorou350]

When i was a kid i thought immigration was a different type of asian

[@Ava-iy1pv]

I thought people just moved to a different country because they felt like it I had no clue....

[@willow190]

i remember seeing you somewhere

[@japanpanda2179]

When I was a kid I didn't realize Asians were a thing. I knew of white people and black people, and then there were Native Americans which were the race you always heard about but never met, but Asians just looked like white people with particularly dark hair. And it's not like I didn't know any, at least 2 of my classmates were Asian...

[@ameliarose47]

I feel like for a long time when I was younger I was just confused by Asians because I also only ever heard about black and white people. I knew they looked different but could never put my finger on why. I didn't mentally pursue it much because it wasn't that important, but when I eventually learned about Asians and how diverse the race is with all the different cultures and different looking people it all made sense.

[@thepacificocean9084]

I used to think moving was literally taking your house with you and plopping it down somewhere new.

[@marcello7781]

I though "bring home the bacon" was literally bringing bacon at home.

[@sethae3088]

same tho

[@despicablepenguin]

I would rather want bacon then money 🤣

[@Ava-iy1pv]

Same

[@12s0ph]

You were my life but life is far away from fair. NOICE NAME AND PFP HELL YEAH!!

[@rawr1248]

What does that mean? Never heard of that 0-0

[@cat_goose9592]

i used to think all other cars didn’t have drivers and were just robots.

[@hotchoco9969]

When I was a kid I thought that people used balloons as condoms and in order to get pregnant the balloon would have to pop and the second the couple touches each other the woman gets pregnant Also the balloon was always red in my mind 😂😂😂

[@sstay_]

am i the only one who doesnt remember thinking about anything growing up? like i never questioned anything- it was just what it was. nothing more, nothing less :D

[@japanpanda2179]

I have one particular example of this. When I was a kid I didn't realize Asians were a thing. I knew of white people and black people, and then there were Native Americans which were the race you always heard about but never met, but Asians just looked like white people with particularly dark hair. And it's not like I didn't know any, at least 2 of my classmates were Asian...

[@melodyzz17]

Oh Hii stay !!

[@StarTheTripleDevil]

When I was a kid, I thought the oldest possible age a person could live to was 119 (like it was physically impossible for a person to turn 120) but if somehow hypothetically a person managed to turn 120, they would become immortal.

[@nylacapeheart6296]

Finally, this was my all time favorite! That a ninja lived on my street and at night would litterly swing by, land on my window and leave in the middle of the night... to this day I don’t know if I was dreaming. 😃

[@macheriangela]

What thoughts did I thought as a kid? That when I'm older, I'll be happier

[@fluffkin9290]

Kyutie Is The Only One Who Keeps Me Sane During Quarantine😊

[@mintkody]

Sometimes I go into a milk carton and pretend to be a dictionary

[@Ava-iy1pv]

Oh hey sometimes I used to go into a dictionary and pretend to be a milk carton

[@rosie_petals649]

I believed that if I walked on lines on the tiles I'd get shocked or something XD

[@nylacapeheart6296]

That I was the only child in the universe with a slingshot, ANd I thought it was perfectly safe... 😐

[@Lily-hm5dz]

All my friends said “Awww she’s so cute!” When they first saw my MALE cat. Then I had to correct all of them.

[@peachypeony4338]

Everyone thought my poodle was a female... because he’s a poodle and all poodles are girls😕 I got offended when people would say “she’s so cute” I would tell “HE!!!!!”... that’s probably why I didn’t have a lot of friends...

[@jibrilonce7431]

when i was just in first grade i thought third grade is the most hardest grade of all time, i was wrong... very WRONG

[@zappzs955]

Kyutie: a tile in my house made a hollow sound when you stepped on it. Me: what were your parents hiding from you then?

[@Ava-iy1pv]

Oh wtf I never thought of that

[@maria-f1d5l]

I used to think pregnancy was contagious... not joking

[@ztoollzl]

😂

[@That-1person]

Probably thought that cause it was pregnant season after NNN, atleast I did cause all the women teachers I'm my school were pregnant around the same time

[@michdefatty5887]

As a kid back then I used to believe that baby poop on their belly button bc my uncle made a joke about it TwT

[@makaylasinterludee]

I once kissed a boy and I got so scared cause I thought I was pregnant 🤧

[@chronicmedisorder]

All these kids believing innocent stuff while I'm over here with my philosophy book asking "What is the meaning of life?" When I'm eight.

[@japanpanda2179]

When I was 8 I was the opposite, I said "the world must be destroyed! It's evil! Everything is evil!" I got my edgy phase early and was done with it by 12.

[@jellydolly]

When my dad still had a job i thought he just goes to work and do nothing,sit down and relax. Lol Now look at me watching anime (romantic,action and thriller ones) 24/7 lol 😂😂😂

[@japanpanda2179]

Wasn't such a misled belief then was it? Honestly, there's a lot of jobs where that's kinda true, with a lot of waiting.

[@loonatic7610]

Kyutie, your makeup is *bomb*

[@coolkit4455]

I like how she gets straight to the point. Some KZbinrs have intros from a few minutes long.

[@geeraffgirl3238]

Kyutie's reasoning: You get married, *BOOM*, A baby comes out!! Me: Okay... ?? You can think that. BYE

[@sparklejinnie3242]

I'm not the typical person to have a crush or fall in love because i used to think that when you have a crush,it's a sign that you'll marry that person.... WELL THAT WAS A HECK OF A LIE

[@japanpanda2179]

When I was a kid, I was a conspiracy theorist. For one, I thought school was a conspiracy. Oh, and insurance. I kept telling my parents that insurance was evil.

[@Arianette]

When I was younger (still a legal child (under 18) so can't use 'kid'), my mum told me "quarrel" meant argue... so while my parents were at the airport and the line was long so my dad told me, "There's a long queue. Why don't you go sit on the benches while your momma and I wait?" so I said okay and thought they were going to argue because, at the time, they argued very often. They did argue because the front person was taking too long (at least that's what I could tell from body language and lip reading) so up until around 5th grade I thought queue meant argue until my teacher said that was false.

[@baiszhn]

when i was a kid, i thought i have to eat everything (solid foods) with rice. since that was how me and my friend used to thought growing up, like; steak with rice, veggies with rice, ripe mangoes? with rice tbh, rice with ripe mangoes are actually yummy

[@BrandonL_00]

My dad once told his friend how he graduated in class of 86 and I still remember as a 7 yr old kid asking what year it was. If it was 1986 or 1886 lmao. I believed that the years were so close together.

[@ceilingfan6969]

I USED TO THINK BEING KNOCKED OUT MEANT YOU DIED, BUT YOU WEARNT DEAD FOREVER AND YOU CAN BE BROUGHT BACK 😂😭

[@theunhappymeal9769]

When I was a kid I actually thought if you got fired from work you got put in a cannon and fired out of the window!🤣🤣🤣

[@siIverfuck]

When I was a kid my little sister and I played barbies all the time and when we made them get a job we would make them be walking down the street and see a place that's hiring and they walk in and say to the employees that they wanna work there and give the ppl their resume. The employees would say when they'll get a call, and then they go home and wait for the call.... And when they got the call they were told if they got an interview or not. If they got the interview, they'd go and at the end of the interview the manager would say if they got the job or not. And if they got it they start working the next day... Wtf I just wrote a whole entire BOOK

[@madelinevance8954]

My sister told me the piece of popcorn I found on the ground was covered in millions of tiny ants that spread all over its surface as soon as it touched the ground. It took me a long time to eat food off the ground after that.

[@pennywiggle4038]

Oml there was a big cell tower on a mountain and when I would see it in the car I would think it was all the Disney princesses partying lmaooo

[@legendarypussydestroyer6943]

I had a very similar to the fired one. So I live in Norway, and when someone gets prosecuted for a crime, we say they're "siktet", which literally means "aimed at". What object do you usually aim at someone with? A gun. I literally though criminals who were "siktet" got the death penalty and were executed by a bullet to the back of the head. It wasn't until 2018, when I was 15, when I found out the death penalty doesn't exist in Norway. Imagine my friends' reactions when I blurted out "Wait so Breivik is still alive?", they must've thought I was ret*rded or something. For 6 years I was convinced Breivik, the terrorist behind the Utøya massacre on 22 July 2011, got executed sometime in early 2012, when I saw news headlines stating he was "siktet".

[@xavyrara5534]

The testicle obe was funny but sad at the same time. Whoever wrote that had weirder thoughts than me.

[@alex-fs9yt]

OMG that map thing is so relatable, my mom keeps this huge map book in the car

[@emilyrichter3854]

I’m not first I’m not last But when I see Kyutie I clicked fast

[@irianisuarez]

Now that’s a rap

[@galaxiaeditz4268]

-i fell in love with a trap-

[@mussadiquerajput4784]

Nice poem

[@violetneedsahug3652]

This is old

[@cherry_mushroom2227]

I thought highschool would be so cool, but it's just awkward and depressing😌

[@japanpanda2179]

It really isn't. High school has been the most enjoyable time of my life.

[@cherry_mushroom2227]

@@japanpanda2179 Yeah, I really love highschool now, but it was a rocky start

[@dp12938]

Yeah I thought middle school would be so much better than elementary school, like we would have more freedom or something. ITS HONESTLY HORRIBLE AND I WANNA GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. I hope high school is gonna be better lol

[@hollymoley8194]

When i was little i used to think that when the tv signal wasn't working i would pause and it would work again 😂

[@confusioncentral7331]

4:58 OMG, yes!! I thought that too, no idea how you got the baby, just thought you would get one. Made me think my aunt and uncle weren't married for years.

[@swagdaddy9484]

LmAo i didnt know what to type 💀

[@swagdaddy9484]

@Olivia Grace ooh 😯

[@midnight_everything2058]

Then don’t type. It is as simple as that

[@Gorou350]

Z R no u arent

[@swagdaddy9484]

@@midnight_everything2058 yeah but I still typed anyway, so uh- 😄

[@markcollins2666]

As a kid. I walked past a machine shop every day. Looking in the windows, I saw punch press operators, handcuffed to the machines. I assumed that they had to be prisoners. I grew up feeling sad and even afraid of these men. Turns out, it was a safety device, to keep hands well clear, when the punch came down. Now, being a machinist myself, there's nothing like that. There's a system of lasers and mirrors, that will stop the machine instantly, if the laser beam is broken. Frankly, the handcuffs were better. The lasers are too high maintenance, the mirrors have to be kept spotless, and a fly buzzing by is enough to break the beam Just cuff me, and spare me extra work and delay.

[@willow190]

When I was little, I thought that if I ate a lot of sunflower seed you'll turn into the sun I also ate moldy bread

[@oiily9099]

Off topic but... does anyone have a crush on someone, but when they're not around, you feel like you start to not like them anymore (not hate them, just not like them in a romantic way), but when you see them again, you start falling in love again.

[@ukiyo.611]

I thought I was early when it said “posted 1 minute ago” 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭

[@hinatahyugazeseagull2647]

@@lilli1465 love ur pfp

[@M.I.Z.O.O]

These beliefs actually prove how innocent 😇 we were as kids 😂🤣🤣

[@weirdpotato4054]

Even as a kid In my family I'm the one who memories direction and leads the way I act matured even though I'm just a kid😆

[@japanpanda2179]

Relatable. My parents are terrible with directions.

[@katherinetaylor2168]

I always thought that the blinkers on a car just knew when to turn on or you had to put in your route so it knew when to turn on. Hope I explained that well enough.

[@ahedullah2762]

I thought that when my parents watched the news that it was not real. I thought it was cartoons. I was wrong. No wonder why my parents kept on getting desperate to watch the news. When I was three I thought you needed to choose a baby from the hospital and take it because there were a lot of babies there. But when I grew older I thought that you needed to get married and then had to pray to get a baby. When I grew even older I thought you could get pregnant by kissing. But now I realised how stupid I was but I was young and wasn't supposed to know this stuff.

[@DanielaBodoh]

Things I thought as a kid: -That all the teachers lived at school -That adults were born as adults and children were born as children -That once I turned 18, my parents would give me like an entire lesson on how to live on my own and I would ask a world of questions all in one lesson. Like I just thought that was how it worked. -That when I grew up my hair color would be extremely different from when I was a kid. I don't know why, but I, with naturally straight blond hair, thought as a kid that when I grew up I would have black curly hair. Obviously I know now that's not going to happen lol. My hair is still straight and blond, just longer than it was before 😂

[@japanpanda2179]

That last part actually happened to me. When I was 5 my hair was as blond as it could get. And now, at 17, it's almost black.

[@dipperpines5622]

Kyutie: how nice was it to be a kid me: It is not nice at all

[@queerbie4665]

When I was a kid (and still semi-believe) I believed, I would die at 20 years old. There is no reason medically or wasn't suicidal then anything like that. I am currently 18 so I'm yet to find out how true and right I am.

[@sunsetartist399]

I use to think turning on the lights on the back of the seat makes my parents go to jail im 12 and i bearly realised it ...

[@kaiakubota881]

I used to think that the entire movie was shot in one shot. So if they messed up they had to redo the whole thing. Like there would be cameras one one set and then immediately switch to another camera on another set.

[@jibrilonce7431]

i wished i can see my swimming pool buddies or the random kids that i didnt even know but i just talked to them and never see them again

[@japanpanda2179]

I'm 17 and this is still so relatable.

[@ghostprince9247]

in kindergarten we had to do these exercises in the morning outside and- It was quite windy so the trees were kinda moving a bit and I thought: "WOW! THE TREES ARE DOING THE EXERCISES WITH US! :D"