What To Do If Your Parachute Fails

So you're skydiving at 12,500 feet, and after pulling your parachute cord, a whole bunch of nothing happens. You did a quick Google search in the air cause you've got that mad LTE coverage, and you need a quick (like, REAL quick) tutorial on what to do next. You've come to the right place.

[@austinmcconnell]

Hi. I wrote a book. It's on sale now. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXrMoaKrnbZ_gZo

[@pannnella]

Congrats

[@hnchad.]

stargnoC

[@lukea279]

hi

[@aylmao364]

ok

[@flatgamingyt8981]

Noice taa

[@ericdaniel323]

Q: What is the last thing to go through your brain after your parachute fail? A: Your legs

[@putyograsseson]

Eric Daniel yooooo

[@jade_shula4807]

N O O O O H

[@Assassinbunny]

Poor Pewdiepie, he doesn’t have legs.

[@jade_shula4807]

Assassinbunny ...why. Just stop

[@Assassinbunny]

Kate_firefist no sense of humor?

[@I_am_always_correct]

He sounds like he legitimately wants you to stay awake. He really is concerned for you

[@bakhtiyarguseinov9402]

I think your mentality is the least of his concerns tbh

[@plslh930]

Im the 666th like

[@superslime0021]

watching this at 3am so yeah it makes sense

[@MarioCorleone]

You'd be dead by the time this vid is over

[@plslh930]

@Mikkebak The Anime Fan why yes it is

[@jonasthompson4010]

"get as flat as humanly possible" that's about to happen in 74.25 seconds

[@lilbug6969]

lol

[@nadiarey4196]

Best comment

[@peanutbleach1012]

@@nadiarey4196 my mom is dead

[@invertedfreezy4590]

@@peanutbleach1012 dope

[@evalinachannel]

Lmao

[@PaytonMB]

For those falling in the sky with a broken parachute, the solutions start at 0:24

[@SamariumHelium]

Yeah I'd probably look for a highly liked top comment linking to the key information, like many videos tend to have So thanks

[@stanimirborov3765]

yheaaaaaaaaaa@@SamariumHelium

[@PaytonMB]

@@SamariumHelium that’s why I’m here 👍🏻

[@unknownamus]

Well, the first "solution" is about 24 seconds of him telling you to CALM DOWN as you're likely losing your shit.

[@AmeenRidwan]

🤣🤣🤣I so love the idea that someone whose parachute failed would first go to KZbin

[@Zikeal-d4l]

"You still there?" Me: *dead* "Ok, ok good, that's good"

[@08stanze]

sad

[@blueplays4477]

Sad parachute noise

[@deloreandark4241]

Lol

[@undeadpm4208]

Thinking the same thing, props to you

[@m0j026]

Imagine being one of the medics that went to save the guy, and when you see their dead body lying on the floor you can hear the voice of some dude talking about Al Roker coming out of their headphones.

[@severussnape7602]

Me: nah, I dont need to watch it... My brain: "just in case"

[@gabrielsfilms2086]

altough i dont think ill ever go parachuting same

[@neeharikapandey5504]

Weren't you already dead professor Snape?

[@makimieru6725]

Yeah

[@rikardosilva1754]

There's other situations were you might fall from quite dangerous heights (not many, but some, and most of them woudln't give you more than 5 seconds to prepare for landing)

[@lucifermorningstar4408]

Me too pal

[@sonny3755]

“If your reserve parachute fails, you’ve got the rest of your life to enjoy the view.” -Johnny from Regular Show

[@thedepression950]

Yea... At least go to after life happy

[@user-gl9kf8xj6b]

@@MathisEZZ So true😆

[@binay413963]

Doctor's advice

[@Ackvideoadventures]

MathisEZ but how you is falling

[@iamb34]

Yeah so aprox 60secs

[@ethribin4188]

Its very comforting that the chance of you surviving a failing parachute is more that 10 times higher then the parachute failing in the first place.

[@RaulGonn1]

I'm sorry to ruin your life. But the 0.001 chances are not for the chute to fail, but for the whole thing to happen to you. Including both, chute failing ans you surviving to it.

[@glupik1234]

​@@RaulGonn1huh?

[@Li-yt7zh]

​@@glupik1234chute failure being more common than the odds of somebody picked at random to be in such a situation to experience the chute failure

[@Rudebo]

@@Li-yt7zhno just chute failure AND surviving it. Nobody being picked at random

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

So you’re saying if the chute fails, you’ve done the hardest part already? I like that reasoning, and I’m going to stick with it regardless of any contrary evidence.

[@misshope8297]

Dude actually stressed me out by repeating "calm down" when I was perfectly relaxed and waiting for instant death to smash me

[@ethanhunter8763]

You’re saying this as if you actually watched this video while falling... you didn’t, did you?

[@misshope8297]

@@ethanhunter8763 no, but I would have loved to watch what is pictured as me to die

[@hunterlepage]

@@ethanhunter8763 wait you didn't google this while falling because you forgot to pack your parachute?

[@suager4502]

420th like 😱😳😀🥶

[@juniperjercial3211]

The devils in the details...

[@JustNathanTV]

AustinMcConnell: “you have 74.25 seconds until you hit the ground” 30 Second Non skip-able AD: “I have you right where I wanted”

[@mapachepataki5013]

lol how in 2020 you allow ads?

[@venoltar]

Well, it is a little harder to set up youtube ad blockers on phones compared to computers, so that might be part of it.

[@yourmom336]

@@venoltar KZbin Vanced

[@Termina_]

@Samartj Khandelwal yeah, for Android. But what about iOS?

[@beachballanimations958]

That’s why you get KZbin premium

[@Jone_V]

*"Okay you still there?"* Me: **dead** *"Good, good, that's good!"*

[@YamiDarkness64]

xDDD

[@Daichi-Hanaki]

XDD

[@santiagosanchez362]

XD

[@ziodio6312]

X

[@dvdjhp]

/

[@MrOutlawhockey]

My uncle had both chutes fail on him in 88, and survived a 15k ft drop. He still can’t walk right and has some minor cerebral damage, but it’s amazing to know he survived such a shocking statistic. He remains a positive and outspoken person To this day, 35 year later, and he loved this video!

[@DezAmmySel]

is he on the wikipedia page??? genuinely curious

[@ramanchalasani2378]

Liar

[@cantaloupe12]

@@ramanchalasani2378 just cause it didnt happen to you doesnt mean it didnt happen

[@tegathemenace]

He is walking?

[@DezAmmySel]

@@telleva7890 I mean, if they don't wanna divulge the info I won't get all pissy about it, that's up to them! All I can do is ask! :)

[@theReily55]

I'm picturing myself laying dead on the ground with a video playing on my phone "still there?.....good....good that's good"

[@noblemadeit5578]

lmao

[@garrett6868]

Dude no way thats what I was doing and picturing the ambulance seeing what I was watching

[@copperjarhead]

bruh, im fuckin dying here, almost spilled my drink!

[@merkabah2]

Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[@jakepokemonman1227]

I died reading this

[@BakkerCraft]

I just imagine my dead body with my phone in my hand saying “You still there?”

[@blowupabuilding1975]

jeez lol

[@Sabrina-gv1zf]

Of I could like a comment more than once, I would

[@ryancarrasco2539]

Same!

[@noday1891]

fucking wheeze

[@nah9466]

The captions say "Yes but I've become a pretzel"

[@samthewizzy]

"Yes, but I became a pretzel."

[@TheRealMrFloof]

No, you became a seal for the Soviet Union.

[@oofoof574]

I had the same problem

[@user-mz6zn1od9h]

XD for those who missed it, that was what the captions said at 1:38

[@davidsantana5616]

Captions

[@beanietoes350]

After all these years I still enjoy watching this video when anxiety strikes. Idk why, but it helps me calm down and realise to not take everything too seriously

[@austinmcconnell]

😊

[@Spinosaurus44]

Well yeah at least you’re not the one falling with a failed parachute 😂

[@cephy8102]

"I'll never go jumping out of a plane..." My brain: Better safe than sorry.

[@Im_MeK]

|\_|\__|\______|\______________________

[@TFSPY962]

Better safe than sorry....better safe than sorry.....

[@AK-tf3fc]

I can't even afford to buy a airplane ticket while having a 3 year old clerk job in the biggest bank in the world (In terms of no. of branches). Perks of living in a "Poor Developing Country".

[@heybroski2853]

I have an excuse to never go parichsuting I’m scared of heights

[@TFSPY962]

@@heybroski2853 me too

[@vhlong287]

I wanted to skip this video but my brain was like: "Dude you never know"

[@kiddingrabbit6862]

Lol same

[@vinissues4634]

Same

[@adamsanders6614]

same

[@lerinoronti6892]

musix same

[@RabbitConfirmed]

😂😂

[@xmqrcel5466]

''u will break your legs" "BUT THATS OKAY!" Im not going to parachute.

[@mystupidclipsdotcom2416]

welp but you will survive at least... or dont?

[@yowza2948]

1000th like

[@li3ar]

You mean- go skydiving or something..

[@DarkReject5445]

My legs hurt

[@oof8756]

That would be a 0.0007 percent chance that would happen

[@blocksls7618]

this video should be shown before EVERY parachuting thing ever, makes it quick, engaging, and keeps your focus

[@NandigamS]

Seriously yeah

[@koresoteira447]

"If your chute fails, you have a 0.0007% chance of survival." Yeah, it's probably best not to show the whole video.

[@themanformerlyknownascomme777]

@@koresoteira447 actually, it's perfect motivation to not screw up your prep!

[@atriggeredboi2218]

Me: Ha, ill probably never been in this situation My brain: Better safe than sorry

[@jyvaineorchids2255]

A Triggered Boi Everyone have the same brain I guess ! 😆

[@Kirarandia]

Exactly

[@maplefoxxo]

Same

[@tsunsanqty]

A Triggered Boi Yikes

[@kiki4910]

Not me Id rather embrace death 🙂

[@GreenTeaTheTea]

"Get as flat as humanly possible" That's what we're trying to avoid actually

[@thewarhawk8203]

Lol

[@tescomealdeal9901]

Green Tea dummy T H I C C

[@dreamwolf7302]

This comment deserves more love

[@evilbadger34]

Oh my gosh, these types of jokes are like puns by now xD

[@carjax777]

Laughed my ass off at that 😄

[@kaiser4698]

Here's a fun thought: If the 17 million people who watched this video all went skydiving, odds are this would happen to 119 people with all 119 dying.

[@kop.o]

Oh jeez-

[@Ja-jq7pc]

Thanks, I hate it.

[@Ja-jq7pc]

r/theydidthemath

[@byfab1ne442]

technacally 1.19 people survived (dont ask the 0.19 people they were a litle bit „special“)

[@RichardCox0]

I love math

[@SieSie.]

You just saved 22M people falling out of the sky. Thank you for your service, solider

[@JuiceExtraction]

1:39 Audio: “You still there?” Captions: “Yes but I became a pretzel”

[@andybradley8347]

Wait what

[@imaperson813]

XD

[@sniclops15]

*GOOD! THAT'S GOOD!*

[@laycebug3260]

Ryan Munyon stfu the commenter was actually grammatically correct, he fixed the caption

[@laycebug3260]

Ryan Munyon why do you have to have an attitude does it benefit you

[@adityachatta361]

Instructions not clear. Accidentally ended up alive and unhurt.

[@400hands]

Aditya Chatta CSA *through body cast* fucking lucky bitch

[@minhozee8105]

you must be in creative mode

[@adityachatta361]

@@minhozee8105 must be.

[@omergouner7850]

So how’d you do the invincible cheat code?

[@dontlookatmyvideoREE]

This video is so pointless... you can just equip an elytra and fly

[@player3_p3]

He’s talking so urgently it sounds like someone currently falling is watching

[@ajoke5159]

that was me i'm dead now

[@beverlybuari4271]

Ik, lol 😂

[@legalpenguin430]

because they are

[@decalcomanie123]

No shit that's why he made this video

[@radish8028]

Can y’all calm your tits, they’re joking

[@himynameishimynameis]

Thank you, Austin McConnell for saving my brothers life today. I respect you so much because my brother watched this video the day before he went sky diving, massive respect, he is in stable condition.

[@we-bu4zh]

wow

[@ginkotreee]

Did he break both his leg

[@Resi1ience]

Okay, if this is a joke, it's a really bad one, because there's no indication that you're joking.

[@NA-di3yy]

i guess he simply refused to jump

[@kpun48]

If your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to figure it out.

[@ritvickchakranarayan9613]

Genius 😂

[@BreezeLeg-mo4jh]

Aw maaaaan

[@dnsbrules_01]

kpun48 that’s accurate

[@zacharybrennan7064]

Uh, well um... your not rong

[@EggyBoi]

Am I retarded

[@AzizTheGamer82]

What to do in this situation Step 1:accept your death.

[@kiplol0322]

Step 2: meet Stan lee

[@Kuromitsu7]

Step 3:meet albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking and other scientists to make a way how to revive your self

[@jaxwilliam7010]

@@silverbloodborne9495 lol im dying 😂😂😂

[@15float]

@@connorcheshire4826 step 6 accept your dead

[@Ykkeio]

Step 8: your family doesn't give u a funeral with the money and just buries u in their backyard.

[@juliettest.laclaire8931]

Imagine finding a dead parachuter and this is on the phone lying next to them

[@simanyy]

Ahah i thinked the same thing

[@GaboFlibidi]

Pretty sure the phone would be in a million pieces xD

[@caz6810]

No, he would be alive, he followed the steps.

[@sumitkuri423]

Help an egg get 1000 Subscribers nope he hav 75 sec but video is 4mint

[@Desponddd]

you're right, but i shouldn't be in the comment se

[@antiwire8911]

As someone currently falling 12500 feet I can say this video is very informative and helpful to my situation. I can’t wait to be on the today show!!!!

[@antiwire8911]

@@wendellparham5545 bro it was joke…

[@we-bu4zh]

@@wendellparham5545🤦‍♂️

[@aztech1298]

"don't land in water" me: is over the Pacific Ocean.

[@tgnm9615]

I also wants to free falling on Pacific Ocean

[@youcantakemygoogleaccount2359]

@@tgnm9615 you can still be saved by landing on your feet, you just need to be lucky enough to not land near some orcas or great whites

[@muovd]

@@youcantakemygoogleaccount2359 holy shit imagine how far down you would be, your ears would definitely explode from that instant pressure change and it would be horrifying

[@youcantakemygoogleaccount2359]

@@muovd you'd be alive however. This tip was given by Bear Grylls the survival specialist

[@ilovedrawingstudios]

@@youcantakemygoogleaccount2359 uhh no, if you land in the ocean you'd probably be in too much shock to swim, and then you would die from drowning

[@arminc4658]

Guy's parachute: *fails* Guy: *pulls out phone and searches for this video* Video: *plays an ad* Guy:

[@kiki4910]

Should've used Google

[@goldikis3104]

Well, the good news is, there are no ads in this video :)

[@Kedarandom4ikov]

Cyka blyaaaat

[@arminc4658]

@@goldikis3104 There is one at the beginning

[@goldikis3104]

*Oh shi-* rip..

[@cadenwallis669]

He really talking like we just looked this up as we were falling.

[@sugoistalin7809]

You mean you didn't?! how else was i going to learn how to survive?

[@godbearxd]

@@sugoistalin7809 Watch it before hand. I've never been sky diving in my life but now I have this information handy.

[@sugoistalin7809]

@@godbearxd bud, pal, fella, i was joking.

[@kiizos536]

h e l p

[@joseph5802]

Lol, this man talking like he doesn't know the only reason 15 million people watched this is because they were falling from 12,500 ft.

[@andrewjones1143]

So, this is random since you posted this literally years ago, but it just occurred to me that this video actually saved me from breaking my legs and/or possibly dying while ziplining in Honduras. So, in the tourist city or Copan, one of the many things you can do is a ziplining course around the nearby mountains. It's a good time, but it's quite primitive as ziplining courses go. You're given gloves with metal half-pipes in the palms and taught how to break your self, what hand signals to look for, etc. Well, I'm a larger person (about 315lbs) and most people who choose to do this particular excursion are not that heavy, so the staff was not as accustomed to teaching someone my size what to do. I figured out pretty early on that I had to brake myself more aggressively than they were telling me because of my sheer mass making me move faster across each Zipline than most other folks and of course that increase in inertia compared to the others made it harder for me to slow down and stop. So, one one particular zipline, I realized I was going way faster than I should be and attempted to slow myself, but the instructor at the other end signaled me to speed up, so I did as he said and sure enough, that was the wrong call. As I got closer to the tree in front of me, I aggressively broke with little success to slow myself and immediately did a panic analysis of the situation and any information I had to save me from certain injury. This video came to mind and I used the advice about keeping my keep soft and not attempting to push against the ground. I used the advice, let my legs collapse beneath me as I hit the tree and escaped unharmed. So thank you! Your video saved at least one person (myself) from injury 😁

[@mileygrange]

Me: *sees video* nah I don’t need it My brain: just in case...

[@haky5492]

Prickly_cactus 1 AHAHAHAHSH, I HAD DO THAT

[@anthonyapgz4936]

Omg me too hahaha

[@rares_ionut]

same here

[@sunshine-ui8pr]

I thought that too😂😂

[@ftexeo9663]

Ok

[@47ratsinahoodie]

"It's where you're heading towards." Instant like.

[@samyogadhikari8557]

"Just read this comment." Instant like.

[@permadash]

That is exacly what I said

[@ninac.5257]

saaame haha

[@samyogadhikari8557]

@@permadashto whom? Me, or the commentor guy?

[@skittlesio8600]

700th like lol

[@frogboi965]

Austin: *Don’t land in the water* Minecraft player: No, I think I will.

[@dion2121]

Thats exactly what i though lmao

[@dudumasterrojirim6256]

WATERDROP!

[@D_387]

Well. He wont survive

[@Anonymous-dm2nl]

MLG WATER BUCKET BRUH !

[@wee3075]

Y u read my mind

[@commandergumballwatterson733]

Fun fact: You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

[@mexa_t6534]

Video: “Calm down, calm down, cALM DOWN” Me, who will most likely never be in anything close to this situation: * p a n i c s *

[@bruv8117]

Shit 😂😂

[@parsashirali8957]

😂😂😂😂

[@jajo3203]

😂😂😂😂 Bro for some reason when he said that I was gonna break my legs my heart started racing

[@nightgaurdmoved7166]

*f a k*

[@iivii4338]

PANIK

[@mr.martian3578]

My parachute: fails Me: pulls out phone to find out what to do

[@johntao6822]

"off line. Try again later."

[@neezynoryu2003]

@@johntao6822 "shieeeeeeet"

[@eineriglos7669]

Everyone download this video so you can actually use thisq

[@mr.martian3578]

John Tao hey mom, yeah it's me again, I don't think I'll be coming home today

[@mr.illusio]

30 secs later : You knowing that u will die: starts playing coffin dance

[@thisuraD]

Instructions Unclear: * *DIED IN THE PLANE* *

[@jaredevans8263]

Idk why this comment doesn't have more likes

[@AlchemicMentor]

thisura D damn dems some bad dice rolls

[@typicalcookies8123]

I agree I died in plane after hamster entered hoover

[@shamarpollard462]

In the plane? Lol

[@mumanddadpleasdontdeleteit8457]

Angry Potato woosh

[@Nick12_45]

props to whoever actually looked up "What to do if your parachute fails" when their parachute failed

[@memelord2136]

They way he's talking makes it sound like this was specifically made for a skydiver to just pull out their phone and watch

[@francoquispe656]

If you're falling put the video in 2X and maybe you will make it to the part you are needing

[@itz_mr_rgb7633]

So fucking true 😂

[@nadeezn]

no shit, thats the point

[@fatnstupidstreams5959]

You is assjack

[@skad270]

@@francoquispe656 IMAGINE IF YOUR JUMPING OVER AN OCEAN AND CANT FIND SNOW SWAMP OR TREES

[@YokoshimaOfficial]

'If you're confused about which direction the ground is--' 'It's where _yOur're_ heAdinG _Towards_ '

[@wizarded654]

oR is iT? *Insert x - files music*

[@blankblank1273]

Or is it ? -Vsauce

[@kaidturnbull4882]

I like how he said it like you're watching this video while falling.

[@lepidoptery]

He should have talked faster, even at 2x speed you'll have hit ground before hearing all the instructions :(

[@deadchannellol7366]

I am

[@kaischreurs2488]

you would hear all the instructions before hitting the ground because they are in the first 2 minutes and you have 74 seconds to fall so at 2x speed you would hear them about 10 seconds before landing

[@marksmeagel888]

@@kaischreurs2488 gotta grab ur phone and youtube the vid in the remaining 10 seconds xd

[@kaischreurs2488]

yeah that is going to be a problem

[@TimoW]

Tomorrow in the newspaper: "man survives parachute fail by watching a tutorial on how to survive a parachute fail mid air"

[@derpyherpy3773]

Too bad I had to watch 10 seconds of ads

[@xdolphin7337]

Clicks on video while falling Goddammit ads Parents sue KZbin Parents get rich Falling makes your parents money

[@atanpeep4162]

Also.. Tomorrow kid survives.. Puts footage on youtube "surviving without parachute" challenge created

[@clum5y971]

Me: never parachuted in my life and never will. Also me: i should watch this just in case.

[@ShiestySten]

You read my minds 😉👌

[@raducezici1937]

relatable

[@wadrel357]

Same😂

[@SepentiOne]

Just in case of not doing it never!!!

[@sokai84]

Same

[@makeitquick3998]

Video: Calm down calm down calm down. Me: *drops phone*

[@matthewsmith5169]

Rip

[@theheadhunter2427]

Ok just speed towards your phone you’ll be fine just do it like in pubg or fortnite

[@kidzvidz3262]

*FUUUUUUUUUU-*

[@madara3954]

Same bro

[@natalieford5887]

REEEE

[@rgm704]

if a skydiver were actually watching this with a failed parachute and died on impact, two and a half minutes of this video would just be talking to a dead person

[@Fl0yd-]

Fun fact : this video is manually demonetized so you won’t get ads when you actually need this.

[@mightymarlin97]

Ok is this a joke or is this legit? If so, how do you know this? (Edit) hindsight is 20/20

[@micha45399]

@@mightymarlin97 lol

[@roccopsgvlogs5419]

Lol 😂

[@Saikiran-km5in]

Nah ad just played on this on my phone.

[@baconboiiscoolandnice]

i got an ad as i read this

[@zaayd]

Me: Skydiving is stupid, I would never do that and I’m barely ever on planes anyway. Brain: *Watch it.*

[@alexmcclenthen8323]

zαck yep pretty much me to

[@xristoss8275]

Skydiving is not stupid

[@shovelsdaily2478]

I can relate.

[@hdhdhndjdhdhdhdh4297]

3KA batman

[@hdhdhndjdhdhdhdh4297]

3KA catman

[@kimbaldun]

"Did you know that there's 0.0007% chance that this will happen to you?" Yup cause you just taught me how to not to skydive in the first place

[@hritviktripathi8434]

@Some characters aren't allowed Well isn't that because of test cases, there have been less people at the air fields, so the ratio could be incorrect, and not necessarily able to be compared to the road. Which has way more accidents, and fatalities, plus being so wildly assessable.

[@haozhefeng9954]

the 10k people who disliked are the ones who well... *had some little misfortunes*

[@edmdeathmachine]

Sir, im falling towards my inevitable doom and you've already wasted 20 seconds

[@panfaxx9150]

Austin: don't land on water [angry minecrafter noises]

[@mKandrews.]

First reply

[@tomasithurburu6833]

Not Andrews no one fking cares

[@TheOmegaLightning]

Third reply

[@TheOmegaLightning]

Fourth reply

[@TheOmegaLightning]

Fifth reply

[@teamflare8831]

“Don’t land in the water” Minecrafters: “He’s just mad that he misses it every time”

[@imperialcub7071]

LMAOOOOO

[@mrhalfwit972]

OOF O OO OOOOOOOOF OOF OOF OOF O OO OOOOOOF

[@vi4269]

Oof

[@danielmihai3165]

Lol

[@shmokmalshin46]

LMAOOOOOO IM DEAD XD

[@nmndza]

I probably will never go skydiving but my mind is telling me “Just In Case”

[@youtubeaccount5025]

Fernando_ same dude.

[@poisontippedsword3457]

Sameeee!

[@moonisdaname219]

That is EXACTLY why I am saving this video.

[@poisontippedsword3457]

ItsYaBoy W-what?

[@brianbradley1345]

Foundation

[@mortalux]

Instructions unclear, my brother had this video played last on his KZbin history before he died of a parachute fall.

[@streetdope]

"What do I do if my parachute fails?" Google: Focus Bing: Die

[@duaamuaa]

Yahoo: •_•.... -_-

[@hi-dg4wc]

Google: You have cancer in the heart

[@zenkpo3635]

Internet explorer won’t load until you already hit the ground

[@nordasha7049]

page 2 of google: perish

[@mrjojoman3037]

Who else watches the video while falling out from plane?

[@impadop4558]

“AVOID THE WATER” Well if this doesn’t work... **Pulls out Totem of Undying*

[@TheTrooper1878]

No, that's stupid. Just enchant your boots with Feather Falling IV

[@Kuromitsu7]

@@TheTrooper1878 but its still useless it can only go 40- of blocks you can still take damage

[@TheTrooper1878]

@@Kuromitsu7 Then place a slime block under you

[@Kuromitsu7]

@@TheTrooper1878 slime block? why would anyone bring a slime block when skydiving(flying with elytra) in minecraft you need to use water but not a salty water cause salty water will definitely break your bones cause from that height you will break your bones or die its a 50/50 chance

[@silverbloodborne9495]

No just use your revive A true gamer had one on hand 24/7

[@lucasbrunoz]

*YOU'RE ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR LEGS*

[@peteralves2280]

Fuck it ima just die

[@sirmoros8951]

LucasArg BUT THAT’S OKAY

[@Salmanul_]

Noice!

[@marccastel92]

LucasArg yeah I lost 3/4 of my soda from this part lol

[@tiamat5656]

LucasArg.

[@Vibranze]

I’m falling out of an airplane and this video is going to be helpful because I definitely have five minutes to watch the video and follow instructions. Thank you

[@vhonhernandez7681]

"You're about to break your legs" People with no legs: It was a good life.

[@captainpotatochips1367]

Well on the bright side, if you have no legs, you are physically incapable of jumping out of an airplane.

[@tbossch]

Giorno what’s your dream?

[@vhonhernandez7681]

@@captainpotatochips1367 come on now let the man live his dream and help him off the plane with a friendly push :D

[@frogmasto]

@@vhonhernandez7681 (then his parachute breaks) lol

[@guillermobarroso2990]

You wiggle out

[@jackcooney1651]

“You have about a 0.01% chance of survival” Pokémon shiny hunters: I can work with that

[@cuillain5773]

Let's face it they'd just reset the run if that happened

[@aidansimpson-gray5418]

I like those odds

[@gengarchan6986]

can confirm source: i shiny hunt

[@cyanogensmb1412]

I full odds shiny hunt: I can confirm.

[@jackcooney1651]

For the record I just found a full odds (I had a shiny charm actually but other than that) shiny tyrunt in the crown tundra and it was glorious

[@JamieBarrington]

"I didn't want to say this at the outset, but you should probably know now that *YOU'RE ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR LEGS.* " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sam-qn2ix]

I would choose being dead because I cant take having a friking broken legs

[@TheJsabrao]

But that's ok

[@birdo6650]

gσσ∂ иєωѕ ιѕ: уσυ ѕυяνινє∂!

[@derce140394]

My Leg

[@progCan]

thanks, you saved my life. i opened youtube on my phone and watched this while falling.

[@barbarian8704]

Im 15, never gone skydiving and I have an essay due tomorrow, but i kinda need to know what happens if my parachute fails

[@clairmoon06]

I mean-- who knows `v(=.=)v`

[@H.G.Halberd]

Same, but 16 XD

[@en_person4423]

Same

[@raulaguilargomez8608]

Two weeks later... Did you survive?

[@caseydonini9852]

@@raulaguilargomez8608 hello there, nice to see people still watching this video

[@jeremy3814]

“Whatever you do, DONT LAND ON WATER!” Steve: Hold my bucket

[@epicbread1310]

this comment is the fucking definition of "reddit moment"

[@unluckyy8746]

「Za Verso」 can’t say I disagree with that notion

[@Puppycodedseth]

Lowkey Audacity you’ll break your legs in water

[@buckyisdizzy]

@@Puppycodedseth I-

[@katpersona982]

@@buckyisdizzy Yeah, if you fall in a water from that high, it'll crush you. Also, according to science, when Moana jumped into the realm of monsters, in the water, she shouldn't have survived that

[@redd2689]

"Don't land in the water!" Minecraft Pros with a water bucket:

[@redd2689]

@@blushyclaireschannel are there more of water bucket comments?

[@stoked-6996]

@@blushyclaireschannel nobody cares. Welcome to the internet.

[@iiwildlycrazyii1908]

@@blushyclaireschannel LMAO fuck you

[@mattiadl8142]

@@redd2689 ciao

[@Avis03]

scfting playing Roblox in 2020, very nice

[@adde096]

This is one of my fav KZbin videos. I keep comming back here from time to time, very creative and I want to be prepared for when my parachute fails

[@bhaktibhandari7379]

*How to survive a parachute failure* Brain:- "C'mon, you'd never ever need that!" Heart:- "watch it, _JUST IN CASE_ 👀"

[@blackhomeschoolersofbirmin6141]

I watched it while falling so its definently worth watching incase

[@TheTrueGentleman]

Exactly

[@yjmenon]

1000th like

[@watisdisname6436]

Wait the heart has eyes?!

[@cozyflurry]

Yup

[@piipoovv6267]

“YOURE ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR LEGS BuT tHAts oKay” lmaoo

[@GewelReal]

It's still better than dying

[@piipoovv6267]

Gewel ✔ if you survive I imagine you’ll wanna be dead

[@kamferh8406]

Flex glue is gonna stick'em!!

[@daltydasalty9413]

I mean it possible you could get paralyzed

[@_iamnotsober]

Trevor manzo the pain wouldn’t be intense, you’re in shock. you’d definitely be in pain after the fact, but a hospital can get you some pain killers and surgery for your inevitably broken bones.

[@leonacrosby1880]

If your confused about where the ground is, it’s *where you’re heading towards*

[@404-x6t]

Lol

[@albaricoqueblanco4675]

@@404-x6t lmaooo, hello FBI

[@wishingforhappiness7912]

That was my favorite part of the video😂

[@edpablo2635]

I automatically thought _,you don't say?_

[@pcapcom5283]

"I started to wonder why the ground was getting bigger, then it hit me."

[@kingcuecue5706]

Hi, falling from about 5,743ft rn, this might not save me but gave me some relief, thanks! Aiming for the trees!

[@FrozenShadow007]

I was expecting a 3 second video with: “Die”

[@maxgoodwin7534]

Got u to 69 likes

[@Duk1lee]

1k like

[@odonnell12]

@@maxgoodwin7534 Thank u 4 the beautiful number made

[@The-official-grindel]

who were you expecting, bill wurtz?

[@sunnybot3207]

Same

[@ognjenpetrovic2577]

him: "STAY AWAKE STAY AWAKE!!" me watching this at 3 am: ...

[@yst21]

literally 3 am when im reading this

[@ashwika4782]

Exactly at 3 am watching this and reading comments

[@HayderAbdulridha]

Try 6:24 AM

[@testohtoby]

5.30 am

[@sanukatharul1497]

You heard him! *Don't sleep! :D*

[@localfrenchman1481]

Fun fact : YES, you didn't search for this, but if you did, well, good luck.

[@bubbliibiotch931]

I hope they survived-

[@CAZtheBush]

Let's be honest if your going skydiving and you searched for this video you sir or madam are what would they call it f*****

[@localfrenchman1481]

@Inuké thank you hahahaha-

[@jeremybray9997]

CazStriker I have always watched the show Mayday before going on a flight

[@ashwinp7982]

gr8 comment😂

[@emmahealy4863]

Advice like this is actually useful - in case you ever fall off a cliff etc. I got myself stuck on a ledge about 8 feet up in a cave earlier this year (In my defence, I was recovering from a paniciky adrenaline rush, just after falling off a pitch and being caught by my safety lines - so I'd literally just experienced falling off an actual cliff more than 10m high - so my brain was in a BAD place, and even though my friends tried to calm me down, it took me hours to fully recover my senses, so I blame that for what happened next). I chose to attempt a tricky traverse that I'd never done before, or seen anyone do in that direction, and had only experience struggling to cross when we came into the cave hours previously. Also the traverse line I should've been clipped into had been taken down and reused for a different sections of traverse, so there was literally no safety line??? I still do not understand why I thought it was a good idea. 😅 So I attempted to straddle the canyon and got about 2 feet before getting both wellies stuck on a tiny ledge on the right hand wall, with my left arm braced against the left wall, as the only thing keeping me up. I couldn't go forward or backwards and was stuck in a very uncomfortable position which became painful after about a minute. While waiting for my friends to figure out a quick rescue plan (most of them were still at the bottom of a climb, and had yet to frog up the rope I'd previously fallen from and been caught by). I surprised myself by going into complete survival mode since my friends may not have had enough time to help me before I fell... I REFUSED with all my willpower to fall unconscious, even though I could feel lactic acid building up in my crouched legs (a stitch) and my left hand was going tingly and numb from lack of blood flow (pins & needles) so everything hurt, and I had to use every ounce of my conscious willpower to keep my hand braced - because I knew that if I let it go slack for even a moment I would fall. After several minutes I could feel myself beginning to drift out of consciousness (I'm assuming due to low blood pressure or poor circulation, or possible even shock from the previous fright?) and understood in that moment that there was NOTHING I could do to stop it - I had to plan for falling 8ft. (Pretty sobering thought right there!) So while my friends organised themselves behind me (the starting ledge was way too small for that many people) I started planning how I was going to fall once I inevitably passed out! I figured that if I blipped back into consciousness as I started to fall, I would be able to ensure I landed on my legs and rolled forward to minimise damage to head and organs. Bizarrely, I got this information from a book about WW2 parachutists, never would've expected it to come in so useful so soon! Luckily my friend managed to climb down and stand below me, while someone else pulled me back onto the solid ledge behind me - and we all got out of the cave without further drama and eventually I stopped feeling ill! We agreed that night that I would've survived the fall, but been seriously injured (cave rescue down a 30ft pothole in the snow at night, sounds fun)! I would still have liked to know whether my instinctive survival plan would've helped me survive, or just minimise damage, or if even thing would've happened too fast for me to respond... Anyway this is why safety line are so important, also if your friend is going into schock, look the f!ck after them to ensure they don't make any stupid fatal mistakes!

[@Hamza2_7272]

dude if i was in a situation like that i would just panic HARD and just be stunned the entire way through and probably die

[@reieduardorei]

Wow, that was intense! Glad everything worked out in the end 🙏

[@charliedawson6318]

Bad news: My parachute just failed and I'm plummeting to my death. Good News: You just earned a life long subscriber.

[@spiltink_2732]

How you feeling buddy?

[@charliedawson6318]

Can't talk right now. On my way to talk about a film adaption for the book. And I haven't even written the book yet.

[@Rscapeextreme447]

No joke tho?

[@derick115_1]

@@charliedawson6318 who will be playing you in the movie.

[@sierra9803]

@@derick115_1 Someone who is way less authentic I'm sure.😂

[@dizzy1270]

“Oh no! My parachute failed! What should I do!?” *pulls out phone to watch video*

[@silverbloodborne9495]

Act like you jumped of a build in some assassin's game and do the leap of faith

[@simpletoast708]

i mean what other choice do you have

[@shadowdragon6071]

@@silverbloodborne9495 WHERES MY HAY STACK EZIO I NEED IT

[@lewsi]

*dies anyway*

[@dirkdegroof1313]

But you don’t have time to watch this whole video you only have 74.25 seconds!

[@prabhuprasad3679]

He was probably recording this when his parachute failed.

[@realprisec]

@@tariqwallace9348 it's a joke fool

[@windows__xp_4336]

@@tariqwallace9348 tf?

[@mouser2822]

@@tariqwallace9348 r/woosh

[@straysoul1818]

Oh the insolence, what a badass 🤣😇

[@theunnamedcouncil7898]

YoungBoi_17 It’s a joke m8

[@OneByteTools]

Imagine, a person is about to do skydiving, but before he was watching KZbin, and he got this video in his homepage. Recommended. Lol.

[@mansour5401]

Me: never gonna parachute and knows it *clicks on this video anyways*

[@e5_loganjohn946]

Same

[@m.a.m.f.3306]

Same

[@Avighna]

Same

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

Same

[@SimmeStuff]

Same

[@august8448]

What to do when your parachute fails: 18 million people: *As if I'd ever parachute, but okay*

[@shadered6955]

Skydive? Lol. Ima go parachute

[@silent_dolphin3970]

u mean skydive

[@silent_dolphin3970]

@@shadered6955 what are u talkin bout

[@joak1ngg247]

Including you xd

[@ericlong315]

Just in case

[@robtheking4965]

the lesson we have learned: 1. Parachute yourself 2. Broke your leg/s 3. Wow now you're famous👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@johnboobby]

4. They find a way to fix your legs. 5. Die of disentary

[@Shadow77999]

Lmao

[@cartoonpeach9208]

BlankFace facts

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

@@johnboobby 6.get reincarnated as the ingredients that is made for money 7.get made inti money 8.get stuck between the tits of a stripper 9.profit?

[@Keatoil]

"you have 74 seconds, but make sure to watch this 4 min vid i got to make my dough"

[@kingfisher3295]

People say “you need a parachute to go skydiving”, they are wrong. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

[@elabellfrancis]

True

[@mattalevine]

99.99% of the time

[@ToraGhost]

That pfp tho

[@charlie.48420]

when i was little my grandpa said “did u know u can drink lava?!” and i was like “rlly?!” and he was like “well yeah! but u can only do it once😂”

[@toastybread3513]

No it’s not skydiving it’s suicide

[@galiux]

"You're about to break your legs but it's OKAY" LMAO

[@maxkordon]

like, broken as in your legs will no longer function

[@unholylemonz7356]

Says not to go in the water, holy shit a swamp is water

[@xymos7807]

Saurus Gaming he means a lake or the oscean.

[@catfoy8888]

Well still better then dying

[@julethestabillo3327]

lmfao

[@alejandraobregon6431]

"DON'T LAND IN WATER YOU WILL DIE" Minecrafters: *confused screaming*

[@szzzandra]

This is gold

[@NinjaSoldierbviewssecondsago]

Lol

[@elysianblues]

DreamWasTaken: horse

[@alejandraobregon6431]

Skye Games what

[@ParakeetWorld]

Ice_cream_fan_101 wow, you really don't know

[@quanger6496]

So glad this video has saved 22 million people from falling to their deaths as of now.

[@NinjaOG1]

_If your parachute fails, just head-dive, you'll die way faster_

[@Fukskskswww]

Isaac thanks for the tip

[@NinjaOG1]

@@Fukskskswww yeah of course

[@pandaboi-vr]

Thanks

[@skygrey5921]

Fukk sad but tru. Imagine landing on your feet and your knee bone pops right out and you survived.

[@NinjaOG1]

@@skygrey5921 fuck dude

[@mrworldwide144]

“You only have about 74 seconds.” *creates 4 minute video*

[@braydenleaderofthetirkins1143]

Yeah, but the steps needed to take while in the air are before the minute mark

[@moose-218]

Cody Hitchcock, what on Earth is the wooosh? No one had a joke here :p

[@HaykoXG]

@@moose-218an r/wooosh is where somebody makes a joke and another person doesn't get it and tries to be smart. in conclusion, what just happened.

[@moose-218]

But F A C T S

[@HaykoXG]

@@moose-218 shut up

[@thisbreadisfine]

Normal tutorials: now just wait for the eggs to finish cooking Surviving your parachute failing: you WILL break your legs

[@themilkman4585]

Better than dying

[@casesater]

@@themilkman4585 true

[@jameskang486]

666 likes

[@oreo_smoothie74]

This video ia perfect. It's fast, informative, and most importantly, VERY loud. ThaT will be helpful when you're falling at hundreds of kilos per hour with TONS of very strong wind which will make hearing hard

[@epiclolz695]

Title: "What To Do If Your Parachute Fails" Me: "Die, Duh"

[@ihavenoideaforaname2438]

Underrated

[@kvkovacheva]

Taking my chances...

[@-zakis604]

Wrong

[@epiclolz695]

Wow this comment is doing way better than I expected

[@denomlv2297]

Exacly

[@perfectimperfection3723]

me: **will never go parachuting** also me: this is so important ong

[@notursdontsteal8592]

Perfect Imperfection FACTS

[@eriegarcia]

i put it on my “videos to save” playlist even tho i’m never going either 😭

[@theneon08x]

1,000th like

[@naufalr.9521]

@@TricksEU chill.

[@perfectimperfection3723]

@@TricksEU get off my thread bro

[@ComradeVan0]

"Don't land in the water" The man who literally flies over the ocean: goodbye cruel world

[@trip6018]

Minecrafters: Impossible

[@ComradeVan0]

XD

[@lollosmino_6486]

@@trip6018 lol

[@somebodylikesbacon1960]

Don't land in water, bring a water bucket and kill the fall damage by doing an MLG water bucket save, and get a movie for you for that.

[@stev807]

Smh just rejoin and you will kill the fall

[@thatgamerguy-eh2ym]

I like how this ment to be heard while you're falling