What To Look For When Buying A Massage Table | Soft spoken explanation [Unintentional ASMR]

[@RoloGaming]

Everyone in the comments are complaining about this not being asmr but asmr is something subjective, asmr for you can be something different, so instead of being obnoxious and saying shit like "This is NOT ASMR" think before you type. Putting shit in all caps doesn't make your argument. stronger.

[@mattjindrak]

Oh hush up, nana

[@truthmagpie]

His passion for massage tables is really wholesome

[@centurioncoles6177]

Its a passion for shekels not tables

[@themischeifguide]

@@centurioncoles6177 What a low thing to say.

[@hamill06]

I dont even want or need a massage table, but this guy has me convinced

[@anajimenez5118]

Ari Hamel I like your picture

[@hamill06]

Ana Jimenez thank you, i uploaded it all by myself

[@kalindastrome2182]

This is the sort of thing that gives me more tingles than any amount of breathy whispering, I could listen to someone sell me something I don’t care about for hours. This sort of old man nyc adjacent accent is soooo good but it’s not the demographic that tends to make asmr videos so I’m stuck with just the unintentional stuff

[@susmore8575]

Came here to sleep while listening, but he ended up convincing me to buy one of his massage tables, now I have one arriving in a couple of weeks, thanks.

[@XAtmo97]

I love the way he gyrates between pure ott salesman and legitimate salesman XD Fighting his inner del-boy, love to see it!

[@IronDragon1337]

I’m sure this would’ve been relaxing if the audio panning wasn’t having a seizure

[@sarux3]

Holy shit the panning gave me a headache

[@pasqualz]

Iron Dragon - agreed. Thought it was me at first. Finally realized the audio was panning rapidly throughout.

[@El_Lu-Shin]

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[@bobhill5429]

@Iron Dragon Your a seizure.

[@benjaminhall1918]

Play it at 0.75 speed makes it more bearable

[@itsjustajoke82]

This guy was later arrested for breaking into this facility and cutting up the tables. He didn’t even work there let alone own the place.

[@PureUnintentionalASMR]

Hahaha!

[@AKay4tothe7]

Perfect! 😂

[@AKay4tothe7]

I can't watch without laughing, now.

[@SwooceMan]

Classic jewery lmao

[@Gas-Stn-Sushi]

Anyone else bothered by the constant planning left- right of the audio?

[@EdgeOfLight]

absolutely awful lol

[@renter6]

Either I got used to it, or it went away. Stick with it until he gets a switchblade in his hand.

[@sadfurby2376]

Ingeniator Infernum oh my god I was worried my headphones were giving out on me lol

[@sirmateo75]

I love this KZbin channel. Always posting unique videos that I would never see on my own. It's a breath of fresh air. Thank you! Keep up the great work!

[@PureUnintentionalASMR]

Thanks so much! Appreciate it!

[@dequoituasbesoin8859]

Nice relaxing sounds in this! Unintentional is so much better than contrived!

[@aypapipalpatine2970]

I find a little bit of ASMR here, I like hearing people talk about something they're passionate about and there's friendly rapport.

[@Ricky_1531]

A lot of people not finding this relaxing. I think it was a good choice for video

[@themischeifguide]

Agree Rick

[@tjc89]

Also I never understand people into tapping videos. That's just odd. I prefer people just talking. All this cranial nerve and tapping/triggers stuff is a load of rubbish. In 2008 I'd tingle just off whispering or FrenchWhisperer discussing history in such a velvety voice your brain melts.

[@whisper9259]

TB89 French whisperer is by far the most amazing ASMR that’s ever been made.

[@jbsnyder1736]

I couldn't agree with you more about tapping sounds; it does nothing for me. French Whisperer was and remains one of my favorites!

[@gill5570]

I agree, I’m not a fan of tapping- it ruins the mellow vibe I get from the ASMRtist’s voice. Oh, and The French Whisperer’s voice is gold!

[@chrisafp071]

I miss the French whisperer so much such an amazing and educational channel, I wonder what that guy is up to

[@tjc89]

@@chrisafp071 Me too. His Atlantis video makes my brain quivver. I also miss The Whispering Voice and WhispsringLife

[@BabsChannel]

This man has two passions: Temple and massage tables.

[@refusefntk]

Haha

[@Jiggy.Jigsaw]

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[@The_Kentuckian]

Very underrated comment.

[@RandomBlake]

People explaining stuff is the best kind of asmr

[@NielsMF]

Great guy , good old fashioned high quality products. No aliexpress junk

[@lorenzodemedici2019]

This is the door to door salesman style of infomercial

[@TontoBongRonto]

Jew

[@Andytlp]

He puts a lot of emphasis on little things to reel you in. Its masterful misdirection... you dont even have time to think if you even need the table as your head is getting filled with information. Dont let people use inception tricks to give you ideas that didnt originate in your head.

[@joshuamlee98]

For me, the asmr comes and goes in this. I find its better when you stick in the background instead of giving undivided attention to.

[@TheSeedform]

For me, it's the McChicken, the best fast food chicken sandwich

[@SPEARHEADGLOBAL]

@@TheSeedform arguable, but fine

[@Amysbiblereads]

I love his passion for massage tables. Where can I get me a husband who can talk about me like that 😂

[@grimmhaven]

Ebay

[@oiitssean]

He's right there in the video.

[@thomazio8724]

U need a old man in your life, talking and talking for hours......

[@ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz]

In a galaxy far far away...

[@SPEARHEADGLOBAL]

In the void

[@frink7184]

I skipped ahead a few minutes from the beginning of the video and it went from him making a disclaimer to him lighting foam on fire.

[@stephencrutchfield2032]

Pepsi Rolex...business must be good

[@plasmodesta]

"I don't wanna get violent" - proceeds to pull a literal stiletto dagger

[@danielafotini3604]

Is it good for Thai massage as well?.Are the legs retractable ?

[@colton366]

Lol the passionate man will always be a good salesman

[@Julian-oo7fp]

My left ear liked this video

[@ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz]

The foam is called Bernie?

[@ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz]

The ASMR element is there.

[@TheRubberStudiosASMR]

Don't apologize dude, this is lovely!

[@TheDevinMT]

Well I'm sold, I know who I'm going to if I need a massage table

[@alexbentley4087]

You can't see it on the thumbnail.

[@SerielThriller]

I have nightmares of making sub par message tables after watching this.

[@rrmond]

Sydney Pollack and Wendy's Dave Thomas have a rabbi cousin

[@matthewraye64]

Wish the audio played out of both earbuds. Seems to be a soundmixing issue and idk how to fix it on my end. Seems like something I should be able to do - simultaneously duplicate audio from each ear to the othear.

[@jordynhardin3349]

I feel like him and the curtain lady would get along great

[@thomazio8724]

Guess it dont always show up in a thumbnail.....

[@treesandgeeking]

Camera: hey, are you high rn? Me: umm Camera: *pans audio

[@NielsMF]

the icecream taster is his brother

[@pisquenta]

He reminds me of Michael Soothing

[@AKay4tothe7]

Ya can't even put it out... unless you spray water on it.

[@Werewolvians]

He sold me. Where do I buy? And I’m not even a masseuse.

[@bradpuckett6749]

Why the fuck did he have that switchblade ready so quick? 😂

[@jamescunliffe9649]

“Butt .. butt there’s no damn butt tail”

[@ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz]

He sounds like Harvey Keitel.

[@IvoPoblete]

He throws everything to the floor. Anything he has just used with his hands.

[@ArthurCheesebag84]

Imagine the end of the massage he just throws you on the floor.

[@epiccheesedoctor4021]

6:46

[@PhweeRage]

Interesting video and a passionate man. Of course, it's clearly not ASMR, but a nice watch.

[@adriyenn]

I mean it's an ok video but I couldn't really get into it. He also didn't keep his promise about not getting too excited during this video lol

[@TheSeedform]

7:21

[@aburgess9886]

😂

[@adriyenn]

Jack Burney the pyro show...I couldn’t handle it. 😭🤣

[@TontoBongRonto]

Jews 😂😂😂

[@joearnold6881]

This doesn’t work. Almost all of his audio is out of the left channel

[@wados3579]

Where’s the page number 9:55

[@614Michael]

Are you related Dave Thomas? Lol

[@mattjindrak]

I need a burger now

[@zaccariaquinto2262]

It's 5 am and jewish Bernie Sanders is explaining me everything of a item I would never buy

[@stormsinafrica2189]

Such a small pile of hinges

[@mitchfromtheinternet297]

I pardon you...

[@ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz]

More "burny"?

[@bryantsteury8910]

Unintentional asmr? No. Good video? Sure

[@bobhill5429]

Billy Mays is way better.

[@lucafiorentini3396]

ugh, the audio format is mono, how irritating!

[@denisemoss1946]

I think it's hard to get in to the relaxing Asmr in this video because he's just so over confident and obnoxious . Also if you listen to the video with heads phone it's kinda unbalanced between both ears if that makes any sense.

[@chrisafp071]

Denise Moss Yea it bounces from left to right on headphones, very unsettling

[@TontoBongRonto]

Jew

[@maniac9046]

This guy Jewish?

[@bobhill5429]

Is the Pope Catholic?

[@guttersnippeesmithers3905]

Rubbish try John butler this ain’t asmr ???

[@assmosis4573]

This ain’t asmr

[@tjc89]

Nope. No ASMR. Prefer the illustrator guy from Lord of the Rings or that random girls channel you found with the really relaxing voice.

[@MrFirstdance2000]

A definition of ASMR is probably needed before labeling such . Definitely not in the universe of ASMR...!

[@Lgzzzzz]

Just a guy talking with normal voice. No ASMR.

[@jimthesnowboarder12]

jew

[@dequoituasbesoin8859]

YOUR MAMA PIECE OF SHIT!

[@liloulayzer]

and so what?!

[@jimthesnowboarder12]

@@dequoituasbesoin8859 you mad

[@jimthesnowboarder12]

@@liloulayzer just pointing it out

[@liloulayzer]

does it really matter ?!

[@MrFirstdance2000]

unintended ASMR....nope....not even close. Next!

[@pedro55845]

No ASMR

[@theburrardstreetjournal5931]

Works for me! His voice is nice and I like people just explaining, tapping and showing something.

[@RoloGaming]

Maybe not for you, think before you type.

[@pedro55845]

@@RoloGaming it's a comment not an attack STFU and go to sleep

[@davidjay257]

Your getting desperate. NOT asmr.

[@RoloGaming]

*you're

[@WecanWinJesse]

Dude you're on a 7 video losing streak. Not one of them were asmr more like asm mess.

[@Nihil0s]

This is terrible

[@Roller_Ghoster]

No ASMR at all I'm afraid. Time to move on.

[@Ruth_T]

“More burn-y” this guys is hilarious ! Love it !

[@plasmodesta]

"I don't wanna get violent" - proceeds to pull a literal stiletto dagger