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What TOOL fans hear vs. what non TOOL fans hear

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Todd Brown

Todd Brown

Күн бұрын

Time to troll tool fans again…. 😏

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@kmfed93
@kmfed93 3 жыл бұрын
We're having a Todd Brown summer!
@kati-mari5368
@kati-mari5368 3 жыл бұрын
first reply
@sausthabbirsinghtuladhar1729
@sausthabbirsinghtuladhar1729 3 жыл бұрын
@@kati-mari5368 Zimbabwe
@ohdell85
@ohdell85 3 жыл бұрын
I fucking knew it was Todd brown. I went to school with him, grade below
@Soulrollsdeep
@Soulrollsdeep 3 жыл бұрын
Haha, more shorts like this please
@toddlagerholm2304
@toddlagerholm2304 3 жыл бұрын
My name is todd
@stupidthefish1979
@stupidthefish1979 2 жыл бұрын
Let’s not lie: Maynard would sing the second one to fuck with people
@jerrimenard3092
@jerrimenard3092 Жыл бұрын
Just like the brownie recipe. " Now stir".
@mercychoke4475
@mercychoke4475 Жыл бұрын
WORD 🎯🤣😂💀 🌬🌀👁🌀💨
@Sphris
@Sphris Жыл бұрын
100th like
@BeastOfMetal1989
@BeastOfMetal1989 Жыл бұрын
I'd buy that for a dollar...
@Lars-bg1gy
@Lars-bg1gy Жыл бұрын
So true
@yeastofthoughtsmind9623
@yeastofthoughtsmind9623 3 жыл бұрын
Only true Tool fans understand the beauty of the Fettuccine sequence
@daleyoung5591
@daleyoung5591 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at this response.
@redskull1424
@redskull1424 3 жыл бұрын
Love me some tool
@cclizarkb
@cclizarkb 3 жыл бұрын
It’s like math bruh
@AIPTutorials
@AIPTutorials 3 жыл бұрын
I find these ridiculous theories about secret song meanings to be over cooked.
@geotechms
@geotechms 3 жыл бұрын
Just don’t get it mixed up with the Rigatoni progression.
@iGabSchiavon
@iGabSchiavon Жыл бұрын
as a Tool fan I completely understand all the use of the Capuccino sequence
@Tavishburn
@Tavishburn 6 ай бұрын
my ears when they hear the fettuccine sequence hits
@BlueOysterStan
@BlueOysterStan 3 ай бұрын
The use of the fatbitch sequence is truly remarkable. Musical geniuses.
@gummotheclown4388
@gummotheclown4388 2 ай бұрын
@@BlueOysterStanso…. The Lizzo? Sequence??! 😉
@sneakybeaky9613
@sneakybeaky9613 2 ай бұрын
as a Tool fan, yes my favorite song is 9 + 21 and Esaohiclonzumab
@OMGtheykilledKenny42
@OMGtheykilledKenny42 4 күн бұрын
Nah, it's the Tortellini Sequence.
@Analog_Being
@Analog_Being 3 жыл бұрын
Knowing Tool, the second half is probably the true meaning of the song.
@charlesco7413
@charlesco7413 3 жыл бұрын
Those lyrics seems more accurate for their music videos.
@decemberkat
@decemberkat 2 жыл бұрын
@@charlesco7413 😂😂
@jadenbritton0061
@jadenbritton0061 2 жыл бұрын
💀
@SiriusSRX
@SiriusSRX 2 жыл бұрын
I love this type of Italian pasta
@biochemicalnew2968
@biochemicalnew2968 2 жыл бұрын
Because you don't understand true meaning of pain
@Lattrodon
@Lattrodon 3 жыл бұрын
Mans just played the same song twice like we wouldn't notice
@guitarmaniac004
@guitarmaniac004 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, why did he play the same song again? Clickbait obviously
@shahriartanvir977
@shahriartanvir977 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@Buck_Fiden658
@Buck_Fiden658 3 жыл бұрын
So he could show what tool fans hear v what non tool fans hear... kinda obvious.
@justsomeguy892
@justsomeguy892 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lattrodon no, that's not missing the joke that's called going along with the joke.
@theateroftheabsurd2168
@theateroftheabsurd2168 3 жыл бұрын
So we could identify 988 morons
@docscards
@docscards Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard my wife woke up and told me to shut up and go to bed
@David-hr5ml
@David-hr5ml 9 ай бұрын
I can relate
@AestheticWaif
@AestheticWaif 8 ай бұрын
Lmao... shhhh
@tonyj9203
@tonyj9203 8 ай бұрын
😭😭
@timothymcneely7869
@timothymcneely7869 8 ай бұрын
Question Authority-Bill Hicks and MJK
@warriorforchristscarlet3623
@warriorforchristscarlet3623 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Jsbjsk
@Jsbjsk Жыл бұрын
"Rest my balls amongst the ostrich" I gotta start listening to these guys
@tonyj9203
@tonyj9203 8 ай бұрын
😂
@blh2290
@blh2290 4 ай бұрын
Hit the cervix
@Daetwiz34
@Daetwiz34 4 ай бұрын
Lmfaaoooooo
@dailycarfails6774
@dailycarfails6774 4 ай бұрын
It's so poetic, made me cry a little
@JTurn916
@JTurn916 4 ай бұрын
Can forget about “beavers kissing anal fisting”
@almalihaqurratufitria7784
@almalihaqurratufitria7784 3 жыл бұрын
tuna salad hit the cervix damn, that's so *deep*
@fauxshow2256
@fauxshow2256 3 жыл бұрын
Hehehe
@junkyardwillie8320
@junkyardwillie8320 3 жыл бұрын
...it really is
@flinchfu
@flinchfu 3 жыл бұрын
(Insert crude and flippant mom joke here)
@daleyoung5591
@daleyoung5591 3 жыл бұрын
Almost sounds redundant
@grimmy24
@grimmy24 3 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there. Not sure I liked it... But fuck if I don't respect it.
@Gooberpatrol66
@Gooberpatrol66 8 ай бұрын
When you're happy you enjoy the music When you're sad you understand the lyrics
@ThreeBeingOne
@ThreeBeingOne 16 күн бұрын
Damn.
@HaggisOnAStick
@HaggisOnAStick 3 жыл бұрын
1st half: Tool 2nd half: Puscifer
@mcpainkiller5231
@mcpainkiller5231 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@darthasavage7213
@darthasavage7213 3 жыл бұрын
TY for this joke that only a small amount of people will ever get
@richtigersoan
@richtigersoan 3 жыл бұрын
@@darthasavage7213 I'm happy to belong to those 😊
@MissRadi0active
@MissRadi0active 3 жыл бұрын
This comment slapped me hard in the face with accuracy. I love it. 😂😂
@TheBigNuTT
@TheBigNuTT 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for reading my mind 😂
@thebinarybiscuit
@thebinarybiscuit 3 жыл бұрын
The Tool memes are back, yes!
@danielfield1692
@danielfield1692 3 жыл бұрын
Yessss🙏😄
@jbasti227
@jbasti227 3 жыл бұрын
All is right in the world
@cmdrreggit
@cmdrreggit 3 жыл бұрын
This is the first tool meme I've ever seen! ...sign me up for more!
@MrEliaspalacios6
@MrEliaspalacios6 3 жыл бұрын
I missed him too. I was just wondering about hum the other day.
@nietzscheente1271
@nietzscheente1271 3 жыл бұрын
The Tool memes are black, yes! ^^
@JeniOnly
@JeniOnly Жыл бұрын
I was singing “beavers kissing, anal fisting, tuna salad, hit the cervix.” in the shower and I caught myself like WAIT WHAT 😭😭💀💀
@timfriday9106
@timfriday9106 4 ай бұрын
It's not a terribly out of pocket line for maynard... I wanna hear him sing those lyrics...i bet they would sound amazing. LOL =P
@MsDawnKeyballs
@MsDawnKeyballs 3 ай бұрын
Im screwed I was typing my OP comment and this kept playing on repeat about 5 times Its stuck
@JeniOnly
@JeniOnly 16 күн бұрын
@@cyberwarlord7363 Bro what? Lol 💀
@vivmiester3738
@vivmiester3738 2 жыл бұрын
That segment of lateralus is probably the hardest tool riff ever
@deadbodybaby1
@deadbodybaby1 2 жыл бұрын
When he starts to get to the “spiral OUT KEEP GOING” I become fully bricked up
@vivmiester3738
@vivmiester3738 2 жыл бұрын
For me it’s when Maynard first goes “with my feet upon the ground” that’s what does it for me
@TheTurinturumbar
@TheTurinturumbar 2 жыл бұрын
End of "The pot" wants a word with you..
@deadbodybaby1
@deadbodybaby1 2 жыл бұрын
@@vivmiester3738 I’m just glad that tool exists or I’m not sure I’d ever be able to climax
@toecutter8002
@toecutter8002 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@brandonglassock5423
@brandonglassock5423 9 ай бұрын
The lyrics you wrote for what non TOOl fans hear absolutely proves you are truly a fan. I am voting for your band to open for Tool if they tour next year.
@ellisgreer548
@ellisgreer548 2 ай бұрын
I don’t understand. The person that made this content is in a band also?
@erenjaeger3537
@erenjaeger3537 3 жыл бұрын
When he said “Tuna salad hit the cervix”… I felt that.
@inky4690
@inky4690 3 жыл бұрын
i felt it too the first time
@lesclaypoolonbass9431
@lesclaypoolonbass9431 3 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't get it...
@Ihatemyselfbutlovemybike
@Ihatemyselfbutlovemybike 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@kole-sama19
@kole-sama19 3 жыл бұрын
Are you excited for the second half of Season 4? Eren's development as a character has shocked me. I haven't been spoiled yet by people who read the manga I can't wait to see how this gets resolved
@wsp995
@wsp995 3 жыл бұрын
Soo deep
@danielmartin6887
@danielmartin6887 3 жыл бұрын
The captions : "Tuna salad hit the cervix" My head "spiral out, keep going" Oh god.
@Talonorm
@Talonorm Жыл бұрын
Push the envelope
@ShadowyTheHedgehog
@ShadowyTheHedgehog Жыл бұрын
​@@TalonormWatch it bend
@maijin007
@maijin007 Жыл бұрын
just keep man, keep going, keep going!!
@Programm4r
@Programm4r Жыл бұрын
Pirate’s owl, keep howling
@Spandau-Filet
@Spandau-Filet Жыл бұрын
Is it me or does “tuna salad, hit the cervix” make more sense than quite a few legit Tool lyrics..?
@timothymcneely7869
@timothymcneely7869 8 ай бұрын
Buy a Thesaurus. Impress your friends.
@TaroCook
@TaroCook 2 ай бұрын
Read em again after you've lived abit, they're not nonsense
@cathybannister1311
@cathybannister1311 2 ай бұрын
Kissing beavers, anal fisting, and hitting the cervix are what those confusing lyrics are about.
@Original_SniperPro99
@Original_SniperPro99 2 ай бұрын
@@TaroCook they really are, you should live a bit, listen to better music if you want to comment like that, music is music don't f#$king matter what genre or its crap, if you relate to it, then it is best, if you jam, great but judging other people music taste or understanding just makes you look stupid and mental, enjoy the rest of your life
@Original_SniperPro99
@Original_SniperPro99 2 ай бұрын
@@timothymcneely7869 get a life impress your self
@fan_of_euler
@fan_of_euler 3 жыл бұрын
We do not just hear the song, *we experience riding spirals*
@rundata
@rundata 2 жыл бұрын
Only us few
@sadcat520
@sadcat520 3 жыл бұрын
For real though some Tool songs I have literally 0 clue what he's saying
@SnakeButtz
@SnakeButtz 3 жыл бұрын
rosetta stoned
@Morn__
@Morn__ 3 жыл бұрын
@@SnakeButtz someone that shits his pants
@gustavoaguiarsousa649
@gustavoaguiarsousa649 3 жыл бұрын
@@Morn__ and he unfortunately forgot his pen and now we'll never know what the aliens had to say about world destruction
@MuteSoul-iv5li
@MuteSoul-iv5li 3 жыл бұрын
GODDAMN SHIT THE BED
@kelving420
@kelving420 3 жыл бұрын
@@MuteSoul-iv5li *_AAAAHHHHRH_* cant remember what they said to me >:(
@zekeautumns7180
@zekeautumns7180 5 ай бұрын
Tool fans hear a visualization of floating through fractal space talking to god
@wohdinhel
@wohdinhel 3 жыл бұрын
the second half is literally just mars volta lyrics
@4-2day54
@4-2day54 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA
@mysteradio
@mysteradio 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@genericsavings
@genericsavings 3 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing. Haha
@manu_jmartin
@manu_jmartin 3 жыл бұрын
I miss them too :')
@avoton6020
@avoton6020 3 жыл бұрын
You... you shut your mouth right now... Even though I know it's true... :( Still love them though.
@worsel555
@worsel555 3 жыл бұрын
Man, that spiral out of control real fast.
@lkwalden7
@lkwalden7 3 жыл бұрын
Keep going!
@UhOh_ItzJDX
@UhOh_ItzJDX 3 жыл бұрын
top tier joke right here
@lucasduque8289
@lucasduque8289 3 жыл бұрын
Did you just say spiral? Like the golden ratio. Did you know the glodmen radio is closely related to the finobbaci sequence? Did you know Manward made that song that has the finbonnaci sequel in it? Maynward is such a genius.
@statikcitten9
@statikcitten9 Жыл бұрын
Dammit, I'll never be able to hear this song the same again 🤣🤣😭😭
@Tonys_Gabagool
@Tonys_Gabagool 3 жыл бұрын
Yeahhh I just get the ol' "damn dude, how long is this fuckin song?" to friends that don't listen to Tool. Just straight kills the mood of the song lol
@SaltWaterDrums
@SaltWaterDrums 3 жыл бұрын
That's me trying to share Meshugga songs.
@almudenaperezdelavega1377
@almudenaperezdelavega1377 3 жыл бұрын
Just tell them "Not f*cking long enough "
@francisbaxter4663
@francisbaxter4663 3 жыл бұрын
That when I say, settle in boys.
@alteregos8949
@alteregos8949 3 жыл бұрын
Tool is enjoyed best when you’re alone and have a quality system to play it moderately loud and you feel the kick drum from Danny’s kit.
@michaelc3977
@michaelc3977 3 жыл бұрын
@@alteregos8949 🐂💩 Depends the song. TOOL enjoyed live surrounded by thousands of you idiots is always pretty special.
@DarbriaSMoon
@DarbriaSMoon 3 жыл бұрын
I felt that tuna salad hitting cervix part, like I'm back in the hospital giving birth Again 😭😭😭
@JaseekaRawr
@JaseekaRawr Жыл бұрын
That makes the Grudge scream make even more sense 😆 stg I sounded like Maynard *AAAaaaaAAAAAaahHHHhHhhhHhhh!* It was completely natural & unmedicated 🥲😭 I wanted an epidural but it just didn't work out that way LOL, during peak second-wave of covid in India, ok storytime over 😆 Birthing is METAL AF 🤘😩
@gamersong5048
@gamersong5048 Жыл бұрын
I found this more hilarious than i should. My humor cant be saved at this point 😭
@ezj2820
@ezj2820 Жыл бұрын
I just want to say. I used to just listen to a very select few Tool songs and didn't really dive deep into them. Then I came across this video. And I loved the melody and deepness and agreesiveness of the vocals. I had to know what song this was. A few searches later, I was listening to Lateralus, I immediately fell in love with it. Learning every lyric and reading every take and interpretation of it. Tool is now singlehandedly one of my favorite Bands. Every song invokes some emotion and spine chilling feeling that I can't seem to not enjoy. Thank you.
@MisstressMourtisha
@MisstressMourtisha Жыл бұрын
💕💕
@KrystalMimms
@KrystalMimms Жыл бұрын
Welcome! Have u ever listened to A Perfect Circle? Its Maynard's other band. Amazing music there to worth a listen
@fyresuccubus
@fyresuccubus Жыл бұрын
Also listen to puscifer! Other of the Maynard’s projects
@miloblackmetalhate
@miloblackmetalhate Жыл бұрын
Congrats on discovering greatness and welcome to the circle bro, we're as surprised as you are and forever want to remain this way ❤
@Pjbassjam
@Pjbassjam Жыл бұрын
Awesome
@_Fury
@_Fury 3 жыл бұрын
Bro, those lyrics could actually be a tool song back from the stinkfist days! #HitTheCervix Wow, thank you for 1000 likes! That means our boy is getting some major views! Let’s go!!!
@rolmodel12.
@rolmodel12. 3 жыл бұрын
"Relax, turn around, and take my hand..."
@AliceC993
@AliceC993 3 жыл бұрын
This might hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to
@GeorgeWockington01
@GeorgeWockington01 3 жыл бұрын
The good ol' Ænima days
@rolmodel12.
@rolmodel12. 3 жыл бұрын
@@GeorgeWockington01 such a great album, legendary even. There is no such thing as a bad Tool album (I came in around 94, with Undertow)- but Aenima is my all-time favorite.
@golkor9879
@golkor9879 3 жыл бұрын
"Anal fisting" that's what everyone hears when they listen to tool I thought
@130mMer5boc
@130mMer5boc 10 ай бұрын
23 year's later dying laughing to this! I've never heard it this way before. 😅
@NicotineBanshee
@NicotineBanshee 6 ай бұрын
WHAT DID YOU SAY? VIGINTI TRES?
@alanmora1977
@alanmora1977 3 жыл бұрын
Bro those lyrics hit fucking hard :’)
@God_Help_Me11
@God_Help_Me11 3 жыл бұрын
Average Tool Enjoyer
@Pandaphillips
@Pandaphillips 3 жыл бұрын
@@God_Help_Me11 still listens to good music, why call him average?
@God_Help_Me11
@God_Help_Me11 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pandaphillips enjoyer is portrayed as a chad ( strong alpha male). Fan is a soy boy. It’s some internet meme lol.
@Pandaphillips
@Pandaphillips 3 жыл бұрын
@@God_Help_Me11 lmao, that actually was a good explanation.
@wsp995
@wsp995 3 жыл бұрын
Its basically a new song
@chickengenius4202
@chickengenius4202 3 жыл бұрын
The Tool “sober” video still creeps me out. It was sick!!
@iamlokittyofmeowsgard2934
@iamlokittyofmeowsgard2934 3 жыл бұрын
That was my first Tool song, fell in live instantly.
@duzzitmatter8679
@duzzitmatter8679 2 жыл бұрын
Look up Quay Brothers for the Adam Jones inspiration into making that.
@Tinyfurball
@Tinyfurball 2 жыл бұрын
@@iamlokittyofmeowsgard2934 Mines as well. 😎👍💯
@ashenmoonclash
@ashenmoonclash Жыл бұрын
Seriously anytime I hear any Tool song I just want to start lifting heavy things.
@meatwax
@meatwax 4 ай бұрын
It's great workout music.
@firstnamelastname9664
@firstnamelastname9664 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus man that was an outstanding rendition of tool. My cheeks hurt
@bigbo1764
@bigbo1764 3 жыл бұрын
What Metallica fans hear: “end of passion play, comes crumbling away” What non-Metallica fans hear: “EEEEEEXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIITTTTTT LLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!!”
@toolguyslayer1
@toolguyslayer1 2 жыл бұрын
Now Metallica friends are weird LOL
@lucasgoncalves7774
@lucasgoncalves7774 2 жыл бұрын
Correction: "AAAAAAAAMMMMMSSSSSSTTTTTTEEEEEELLLLL LIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTT!"
@derreklong3549
@derreklong3549 2 жыл бұрын
NAAAAAAATURALLLLL LIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTT FFFF********CK COOORS LIIIIIIIIIGHT
@dooobidshnupidse7478
@dooobidshnupidse7478 Жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHH HAEAHHHHHHHH
@shawngatsby2906
@shawngatsby2906 9 ай бұрын
This ish is too funny.. ion really pump tool @ all but I’ve heard a few songs but watching my man do this is pure comedic gold. I respect the passion and effort 👏🏽👏🏽🤣🤣💯🫡
@seanallard9335
@seanallard9335 3 жыл бұрын
Buddy just unlocked the hidden lyrics.
@Matteo_the_Plague_Doctor
@Matteo_the_Plague_Doctor 3 жыл бұрын
Macaroni Alimony is back! Time for another bowl of Fibonacci Alfredo!
@lizardqueen6041
@lizardqueen6041 3 жыл бұрын
I'M FUCKIN DEAD 😂
@garygaze6147
@garygaze6147 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody wanna talk about Macaroni Alimony but no one wanna talk about pepperoni Alimony
@aod_music
@aod_music 3 жыл бұрын
If you didn't read this in an Italian accent then I don't even know what you are doing with your life
@rebeccahherdener2068
@rebeccahherdener2068 2 күн бұрын
😂😂 thats friggin hilarious. Can you imagine the "cover" that would make!?😂😂😂
@awwgez
@awwgez 3 жыл бұрын
Bro you got me totally back into Tool and I couldn’t be happier hahaha.
@Kenneth-zk1nh
@Kenneth-zk1nh 3 жыл бұрын
Now I will be unable to listen to Lateralus without hearing those lyrics
@qualityshloimy
@qualityshloimy 2 ай бұрын
Two years ago, that's how long. I can point back to this exact video which is responsible for me taking my first check of Lateralus, my third hasn't blinked once since then.
@danielrobison4755
@danielrobison4755 3 жыл бұрын
I think Maynard's vocals are extremely legible
@addiegraves3
@addiegraves3 3 жыл бұрын
You meant audible? Legible is used to describe handwriting and such. That aside I agree with you I could understand most of the words.
@jpnkrtn
@jpnkrtn Жыл бұрын
English is not my first language and I agree a 100% with you.
@vamountainman2512
@vamountainman2512 Жыл бұрын
His annunciation is on point but this was still amusing.
@Winecooler_
@Winecooler_ Жыл бұрын
@@vamountainman2512pronunciation
@Winecooler_
@Winecooler_ Жыл бұрын
@@vamountainman2512enunciation*
@slambo1426
@slambo1426 3 жыл бұрын
"Tool are great." - Joe Rogan
@auriculus3058
@auriculus3058 3 жыл бұрын
* - Carl Sagan
@dr.hawkraps8457
@dr.hawkraps8457 3 жыл бұрын
NEAR the in-n-out burger.
@sawyeratkinson
@sawyeratkinson 3 жыл бұрын
Kmac
@IGrillEverything
@IGrillEverything Жыл бұрын
I was not expecting that, had me crying on the end lol.
@lonewalkerproductions
@lonewalkerproductions 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao Rosetta Stoned is basically just that and it's a goddamn masterpiece
@motorb1tch
@motorb1tch 3 жыл бұрын
hu? rosetta stoned has extremely funny lyrics and every line makes total sense. granted. like with many tool songs, some experience with psychedelics helps a lot to fully understand it.
@michaelleahy123
@michaelleahy123 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@JJsiN84
@JJsiN84 3 жыл бұрын
It is kind of like that yes but at the same time it also tells a story. It’s extremely funny but if you’ve ever done too much acid or any hallucinogen you can kind of relate to those feelings except I never ate crispy creme‘s while Trippin LOL.
@joelrunyan1608
@joelrunyan1608 3 жыл бұрын
I still can't make sense of Rosetta stoned
@dashiell88
@dashiell88 3 жыл бұрын
@@motorb1tch Die Eier von Satan kills me every time
@noneya8186
@noneya8186 3 жыл бұрын
That is literally how I feel when I listen to them.. You can feel the music. This is awesome
@aitnobetafaq
@aitnobetafaq Жыл бұрын
Yea lol and the second one is me. I realy tried to like the music, i just cant get in to it. All i hear is weird ass lyrics..
@noneya8186
@noneya8186 Жыл бұрын
@@aitnobetafaq lol
@JBROisUNDEAD
@JBROisUNDEAD Жыл бұрын
In your cervix? 😂
@bettersteps
@bettersteps Жыл бұрын
Great video! Fantastic way to make a point. Tool jams! I have a feeling this is also the way some people hear Rush.
@TheChuckFina
@TheChuckFina 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, best laugh I've had all day. Thank you, it's been a miserable day.
@Alex-xi2nz
@Alex-xi2nz 3 жыл бұрын
That was incredible!!!! I think Maynard would approve of the new lyrics
@Blahaj385
@Blahaj385 5 ай бұрын
These lyrics could deadass be in a tool song.
@KenBober
@KenBober 3 жыл бұрын
I can't unhear this, absolutely hilarious
@liam_monas
@liam_monas 3 жыл бұрын
TOOL are one of my fav bands now and I still can’t deny I barely know any lyrics
@S-tank_
@S-tank_ 3 жыл бұрын
My old lady: wtf is he saying right there? Me: hellifi know but whatever it is it's effn awesome!
@FGuilt
@FGuilt 3 жыл бұрын
One of the few vocals I understand
@romanvasquezpliner4121
@romanvasquezpliner4121 3 жыл бұрын
We have the same problem
@Dr.White_PHD
@Dr.White_PHD 3 жыл бұрын
“Tuna salad, anal fisting” best lyrics ever written by Tool
@MrLandslide84
@MrLandslide84 3 ай бұрын
"Tuna salad, hit the cervix." 😆🤣
@fengxiong520
@fengxiong520 3 жыл бұрын
I never thought Tool would become a meme lololol I love it
@rolmodel12.
@rolmodel12. 3 жыл бұрын
"Tuna salad hit the cervix" 😶 🤷🏼‍♂️ I mean, there's a website for eveybody, right? RIGHT?! Lol, The Accountant and Tool are back! It's gonna be a good summer 😁
@Tocinos
@Tocinos 6 ай бұрын
"Tuna salad hit the cervix" 🔥
@CrowePerch
@CrowePerch 3 жыл бұрын
Anal Salad Cervix is a resounding piece of music, it really borrows from Carl Jung's fear of prison as well as his repressed homosexual relationship with his friend and sentient tuna that in his anger and desire for a quick dinner, he turned into a tuna salad. Beautiful work from Maynard as always.
@Paradigm93
@Paradigm93 3 жыл бұрын
Mane 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jenynz5334
@jenynz5334 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@br3825
@br3825 3 жыл бұрын
Yep. Read that in sync. Very fitting. I shall read all other comments in this fashion. Should be entertaining
@wildwoodfremenfetv5285
@wildwoodfremenfetv5285 3 жыл бұрын
Yeahz!
@stevenphillips6127
@stevenphillips6127 3 жыл бұрын
I'm digging that remix. My Flabbanachos wiggled a little bit.
@jehovahschild792
@jehovahschild792 4 ай бұрын
I'm a black guy who loves metal too! So seeing brothers step outside of pedo-hop is sweet!💯🤘🏿
@ellisgreer548
@ellisgreer548 2 ай бұрын
I’m curious and a black guy too. When I’m not listening to hip-hop, I mostly gravitate towards alternative rock stuff like tool. What other rock bands do you mess with?
@jehovahschild792
@jehovahschild792 2 ай бұрын
@@ellisgreer548 tool obviously, breaking Benjamin, Opeth(big-time), Deftones, Sevendust, Killswitch engage, Alice N' Chains, Metallica, Hell yeah, sorry I didn't get to answer you back sooner, I often get banned for using the 1st Amendment QUITE BLUNTLY!!!🙋🏿‍♂️💯👍🏿
@TheMorbidAsshole
@TheMorbidAsshole 3 жыл бұрын
Those lyrics are waaay beyond the borderline
@Two-Eyed_Boy
@Two-Eyed_Boy 3 жыл бұрын
This is peak internet here. Thank you for making this. 🤣
@MartyMcNasty
@MartyMcNasty 9 ай бұрын
Was just listening to Forty Six & 2 right before I saw this 😂
@LifeHawkeye
@LifeHawkeye 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best things ever on the internet this man should be praised.
@KingMikey17
@KingMikey17 3 жыл бұрын
I seriously don't understand how people can't understand what Maynard's saying. The vocals are clear as day. And the their instruments are mathematically sound. Probably one of the most underrated bands of our generation. I love literally everything they've ever created.
@tlotrfan3791
@tlotrfan3791 7 ай бұрын
As someone that is Gen Z, we all know what a majority of Gen Z and beyond is listening too 💀🤮 it’s all about quantity over quality these days. I have yet to meet people of my generation that are passionate about this band as much as I am or somewhat close.
@alistairblaire6001
@alistairblaire6001 4 ай бұрын
If Maynard sang these lyrics live it would be completely on brand lmao
@ShayminPunk64
@ShayminPunk64 3 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, this is the first time I've ever heard a Tool song
@DazedAndAmazed22
@DazedAndAmazed22 3 жыл бұрын
Almost every other time I listen to lateralus I get chills and or cry, breaking point is usually when the solo hits lol Now the times in between those will be experienced with silliness and the uncontrollable urge to laugh and ad lib 😃
@droppedpasta
@droppedpasta 3 жыл бұрын
Lateralus, Pneuma, Rosetta Stoned, and The Patient are my favorites for getting those chills
@FGuilt
@FGuilt 3 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Wings for Marie for hours....and I have...
@claytonbearden7793
@claytonbearden7793 2 жыл бұрын
Parabol/Parabola is still towards the top a lot of people I've known always asks why do 2 parts why not make it one song? I always tell them it was done intentionally though they are different tonally they are still both sides of the same coin. Parabola would have the same impact and emotion if you don't get Parabol right before it, I have always said that Parabol is the key that unlocks Parabola's beauty, you can't have one without the other.
@claytonbearden7793
@claytonbearden7793 2 жыл бұрын
@@droppedpasta I agree on those especially Rosetta Stoned. The "I forgot my pen, shit the bed again typical." Is peak Maynard with peak Tool in a chaotic almost schizophrenic song there's this 20 seconds that musically and vocally sums up the absolute beauty of 30 years of Tool and artists that have without argument completely mastered their craft.
@silent____6243
@silent____6243 2 жыл бұрын
That song was made with Fibonacci sequence to literally get your gears goin. Look it up
@taeveo9471
@taeveo9471 10 ай бұрын
"Toothpaste Karma" is undeniably vital. I'm more than a fan now.
@direktexe8436
@direktexe8436 3 жыл бұрын
As a metal fan I can confirm this. It takes good ears. You kinda get lost in the mix
@okay5579
@okay5579 3 жыл бұрын
What was the first Tool song you ever listened to? Mines was Sober and I instantly got hooked.
@Paradigm93
@Paradigm93 3 жыл бұрын
Vicarious
@yorchdez007
@yorchdez007 3 жыл бұрын
Mine was Aenema, and I felt just like the second part of this video.
@iel69burner
@iel69burner 3 жыл бұрын
Lateralus
@ToniNYY
@ToniNYY 3 жыл бұрын
46 & 2
@mekflower1850
@mekflower1850 3 жыл бұрын
H.
@limitisillusion7
@limitisillusion7 3 ай бұрын
Man, that song just like transports me to a different place. It's 4am and now I wanna go to the gym, run a marathon, and be back in time to time to save the world at 7.
@danielmonahan6195
@danielmonahan6195 3 жыл бұрын
I want to hear the second song in its entirety
@MissRadi0active
@MissRadi0active 3 жыл бұрын
Same. I'm curious.
@eLiFILMSinc
@eLiFILMSinc 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jameslima7404
@jameslima7404 3 жыл бұрын
The greatest thing Maynard Keenan did was get a bunch of tools to brand themselves with band merch, then wrote a song calling them out on it...
@jenynz5334
@jenynz5334 3 жыл бұрын
"F**k you, buddy!"
@flansburgh1100
@flansburgh1100 2 ай бұрын
The second I hear that first note, my brain unconciously puts the entire vocals of this part right up front. I must be a Tool fan.
@ThatTallBrendan
@ThatTallBrendan 3 жыл бұрын
You know you've gone full TOOL when the Tuna salad hits the cervix.
@B00s3
@B00s3 2 жыл бұрын
🤣 wow I didn't think I'd find this as funny as I did. 😆 Thank You, I needed a good laugh today.
@user-zk7qs6vg7d
@user-zk7qs6vg7d 4 ай бұрын
Bwahahahaha … Spot on!!! The Fibonacci Sequence … the math behind that song is on a totally different level.. if anyone hasn’t , look up the mathematical genius of Lateralas… great short video, my man…😇🇺🇸😎🤩
@willwalters2038
@willwalters2038 3 жыл бұрын
For new content we just had to pre-heat the oven...for 5 to 10 minutes..Your the best, keep making me lol..Yours Truly, Zebra Ankles
@DrakesofAsgard
@DrakesofAsgard 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed way to hard at this. Thank you!
@mickryan5597
@mickryan5597 3 ай бұрын
Honestly I wouldn't be shocked if those were the actual lyrics, tool is awesome
@Soulstice1319
@Soulstice1319 3 жыл бұрын
Just came across this today, was the best thing i heard this crappy month so far and it made me laugh like hell 😂😂😂
@jasonlilly8431
@jasonlilly8431 3 жыл бұрын
That was freaking hilarious , thanks for the laugh !
@grinreaper.
@grinreaper. 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like "tuna salad hit the cervix" could be the prelude or sequel to Die Eier Von Satan i mean cookies and a fish salad cant go wrong... good stuff
@chrisredfield1073
@chrisredfield1073 3 жыл бұрын
,tuna salad hit the cervix" 10/10 lyrics I tell you
@mcpainkiller5231
@mcpainkiller5231 3 жыл бұрын
Rest my balls amongst the ostrich, 100000/10
@joekeithmcdonald696
@joekeithmcdonald696 5 ай бұрын
Didn't see that coming. Brilliant! Maynard and the boys would appreciate.
@williamevans6455
@williamevans6455 Жыл бұрын
Omg this nearly brought me to tears i was laughing so hard!
@cooperdanielz-
@cooperdanielz- Жыл бұрын
I’ll never hear that song the same again
@Dachosen1Moreno
@Dachosen1Moreno 8 ай бұрын
My man! Made my day😂😂😂 Merry Christmas.
@Darkopolypse98
@Darkopolypse98 3 жыл бұрын
Tool is how we escape this mortal realm
@madvillian6350
@madvillian6350 3 жыл бұрын
Tool fans in reality always convert the sound into images so they somehow become math geniuses and start counting patterns onto the songs
@tronlorne9328
@tronlorne9328 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve literally been saying something similar for decades …you my friend are exactly right
@MichaelMacMahon
@MichaelMacMahon 19 күн бұрын
The first time in a while that the entire team ended the season in the best of fashion and we got to the point of a big
@7eamGhast
@7eamGhast Жыл бұрын
Greatest thing I’ve seen this month!
@Kj-ec7iz
@Kj-ec7iz 2 жыл бұрын
I have not laughed so hard…thanks for that
@zacharygreen2423
@zacharygreen2423 10 ай бұрын
Lmao this was great but I literally don’t know how you picked Lateralus instead of ANYTHING else. 😂 the vocals are incredibly clear on Lateralus but I see your point 100%. Fear Inoculum would have got me for sure. Lol good shit brother!
@chao13chao
@chao13chao 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed harder than I meant to at this..
@mandaxhope
@mandaxhope 2 жыл бұрын
Tool is the kind of music you listen to and then angrily wash the dishes😤 Awesome short btw😂
@Quakeinc14
@Quakeinc14 9 ай бұрын
Tuna Salad hit the cervix? That's some powerful Tuna Salad lmao.
@worsel555
@worsel555 3 жыл бұрын
Why did he loop the same song twice?
@grantrutter2942
@grantrutter2942 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooooo that shit cracked me up dude. Love it can’t wait to watch your other Tool videos
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