I fucking knew it was Todd brown. I went to school with him, grade below
@Soulrollsdeep3 жыл бұрын
Haha, more shorts like this please
@toddlagerholm23043 жыл бұрын
My name is todd
@stupidthefish19792 жыл бұрын
Let’s not lie: Maynard would sing the second one to fuck with people
@jerrimenard3092 Жыл бұрын
Just like the brownie recipe. " Now stir".
@mercychoke4475 Жыл бұрын
WORD 🎯🤣😂💀 🌬🌀👁🌀💨
@Sphris Жыл бұрын
100th like
@BeastOfMetal1989 Жыл бұрын
I'd buy that for a dollar...
@Lars-bg1gy Жыл бұрын
So true
@yeastofthoughtsmind96233 жыл бұрын
Only true Tool fans understand the beauty of the Fettuccine sequence
@daleyoung55913 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at this response.
@redskull14243 жыл бұрын
Love me some tool
@cclizarkb3 жыл бұрын
It’s like math bruh
@AIPTutorials3 жыл бұрын
I find these ridiculous theories about secret song meanings to be over cooked.
@geotechms3 жыл бұрын
Just don’t get it mixed up with the Rigatoni progression.
@iGabSchiavon Жыл бұрын
as a Tool fan I completely understand all the use of the Capuccino sequence
@Tavishburn6 ай бұрын
my ears when they hear the fettuccine sequence hits
@BlueOysterStan3 ай бұрын
The use of the fatbitch sequence is truly remarkable. Musical geniuses.
@gummotheclown43882 ай бұрын
@@BlueOysterStanso…. The Lizzo? Sequence??! 😉
@sneakybeaky96132 ай бұрын
as a Tool fan, yes my favorite song is 9 + 21 and Esaohiclonzumab
@OMGtheykilledKenny424 күн бұрын
Nah, it's the Tortellini Sequence.
@Analog_Being3 жыл бұрын
Knowing Tool, the second half is probably the true meaning of the song.
@charlesco74133 жыл бұрын
Those lyrics seems more accurate for their music videos.
@decemberkat2 жыл бұрын
@@charlesco7413 😂😂
@jadenbritton00612 жыл бұрын
💀
@SiriusSRX2 жыл бұрын
I love this type of Italian pasta
@biochemicalnew29682 жыл бұрын
Because you don't understand true meaning of pain
@Lattrodon3 жыл бұрын
Mans just played the same song twice like we wouldn't notice
@guitarmaniac0043 жыл бұрын
Exactly, why did he play the same song again? Clickbait obviously
@shahriartanvir9773 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@Buck_Fiden6583 жыл бұрын
So he could show what tool fans hear v what non tool fans hear... kinda obvious.
@justsomeguy8923 жыл бұрын
@@Lattrodon no, that's not missing the joke that's called going along with the joke.
@theateroftheabsurd21683 жыл бұрын
So we could identify 988 morons
@docscards Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard my wife woke up and told me to shut up and go to bed
@David-hr5ml9 ай бұрын
I can relate
@AestheticWaif8 ай бұрын
Lmao... shhhh
@tonyj92038 ай бұрын
😭😭
@timothymcneely78698 ай бұрын
Question Authority-Bill Hicks and MJK
@warriorforchristscarlet36238 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Jsbjsk Жыл бұрын
"Rest my balls amongst the ostrich" I gotta start listening to these guys
@tonyj92038 ай бұрын
😂
@blh22904 ай бұрын
Hit the cervix
@Daetwiz344 ай бұрын
Lmfaaoooooo
@dailycarfails67744 ай бұрын
It's so poetic, made me cry a little
@JTurn9164 ай бұрын
Can forget about “beavers kissing anal fisting”
@almalihaqurratufitria77843 жыл бұрын
tuna salad hit the cervix damn, that's so *deep*
@fauxshow22563 жыл бұрын
Hehehe
@junkyardwillie83203 жыл бұрын
...it really is
@flinchfu3 жыл бұрын
(Insert crude and flippant mom joke here)
@daleyoung55913 жыл бұрын
Almost sounds redundant
@grimmy243 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there. Not sure I liked it... But fuck if I don't respect it.
@Gooberpatrol668 ай бұрын
When you're happy you enjoy the music When you're sad you understand the lyrics
@ThreeBeingOne16 күн бұрын
Damn.
@HaggisOnAStick3 жыл бұрын
1st half: Tool 2nd half: Puscifer
@mcpainkiller52313 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@darthasavage72133 жыл бұрын
TY for this joke that only a small amount of people will ever get
@richtigersoan3 жыл бұрын
@@darthasavage7213 I'm happy to belong to those 😊
@MissRadi0active3 жыл бұрын
This comment slapped me hard in the face with accuracy. I love it. 😂😂
@TheBigNuTT3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for reading my mind 😂
@thebinarybiscuit3 жыл бұрын
The Tool memes are back, yes!
@danielfield16923 жыл бұрын
Yessss🙏😄
@jbasti2273 жыл бұрын
All is right in the world
@cmdrreggit3 жыл бұрын
This is the first tool meme I've ever seen! ...sign me up for more!
@MrEliaspalacios63 жыл бұрын
I missed him too. I was just wondering about hum the other day.
@nietzscheente12713 жыл бұрын
The Tool memes are black, yes! ^^
@JeniOnly Жыл бұрын
I was singing “beavers kissing, anal fisting, tuna salad, hit the cervix.” in the shower and I caught myself like WAIT WHAT 😭😭💀💀
@timfriday91064 ай бұрын
It's not a terribly out of pocket line for maynard... I wanna hear him sing those lyrics...i bet they would sound amazing. LOL =P
@MsDawnKeyballs3 ай бұрын
Im screwed I was typing my OP comment and this kept playing on repeat about 5 times Its stuck
@JeniOnly16 күн бұрын
@@cyberwarlord7363 Bro what? Lol 💀
@vivmiester37382 жыл бұрын
That segment of lateralus is probably the hardest tool riff ever
@deadbodybaby12 жыл бұрын
When he starts to get to the “spiral OUT KEEP GOING” I become fully bricked up
@vivmiester37382 жыл бұрын
For me it’s when Maynard first goes “with my feet upon the ground” that’s what does it for me
@TheTurinturumbar2 жыл бұрын
End of "The pot" wants a word with you..
@deadbodybaby12 жыл бұрын
@@vivmiester3738 I’m just glad that tool exists or I’m not sure I’d ever be able to climax
@toecutter80022 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@brandonglassock54239 ай бұрын
The lyrics you wrote for what non TOOl fans hear absolutely proves you are truly a fan. I am voting for your band to open for Tool if they tour next year.
@ellisgreer5482 ай бұрын
I don’t understand. The person that made this content is in a band also?
@erenjaeger35373 жыл бұрын
When he said “Tuna salad hit the cervix”… I felt that.
@inky46903 жыл бұрын
i felt it too the first time
@lesclaypoolonbass94313 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't get it...
@Ihatemyselfbutlovemybike3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@kole-sama193 жыл бұрын
Are you excited for the second half of Season 4? Eren's development as a character has shocked me. I haven't been spoiled yet by people who read the manga I can't wait to see how this gets resolved
@wsp9953 жыл бұрын
Soo deep
@danielmartin68873 жыл бұрын
The captions : "Tuna salad hit the cervix" My head "spiral out, keep going" Oh god.
@Talonorm Жыл бұрын
Push the envelope
@ShadowyTheHedgehog Жыл бұрын
@@TalonormWatch it bend
@maijin007 Жыл бұрын
just keep man, keep going, keep going!!
@Programm4r Жыл бұрын
Pirate’s owl, keep howling
@Spandau-Filet Жыл бұрын
Is it me or does “tuna salad, hit the cervix” make more sense than quite a few legit Tool lyrics..?
@timothymcneely78698 ай бұрын
Buy a Thesaurus. Impress your friends.
@TaroCook2 ай бұрын
Read em again after you've lived abit, they're not nonsense
@cathybannister13112 ай бұрын
Kissing beavers, anal fisting, and hitting the cervix are what those confusing lyrics are about.
@Original_SniperPro992 ай бұрын
@@TaroCook they really are, you should live a bit, listen to better music if you want to comment like that, music is music don't f#$king matter what genre or its crap, if you relate to it, then it is best, if you jam, great but judging other people music taste or understanding just makes you look stupid and mental, enjoy the rest of your life
@Original_SniperPro992 ай бұрын
@@timothymcneely7869 get a life impress your self
@fan_of_euler3 жыл бұрын
We do not just hear the song, *we experience riding spirals*
@rundata2 жыл бұрын
Only us few
@sadcat5203 жыл бұрын
For real though some Tool songs I have literally 0 clue what he's saying
@SnakeButtz3 жыл бұрын
rosetta stoned
@Morn__3 жыл бұрын
@@SnakeButtz someone that shits his pants
@gustavoaguiarsousa6493 жыл бұрын
@@Morn__ and he unfortunately forgot his pen and now we'll never know what the aliens had to say about world destruction
@MuteSoul-iv5li3 жыл бұрын
GODDAMN SHIT THE BED
@kelving4203 жыл бұрын
@@MuteSoul-iv5li *_AAAAHHHHRH_* cant remember what they said to me >:(
@zekeautumns71805 ай бұрын
Tool fans hear a visualization of floating through fractal space talking to god
@wohdinhel3 жыл бұрын
the second half is literally just mars volta lyrics
@4-2day543 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA
@mysteradio3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@genericsavings3 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing. Haha
@manu_jmartin3 жыл бұрын
I miss them too :')
@avoton60203 жыл бұрын
You... you shut your mouth right now... Even though I know it's true... :( Still love them though.
@worsel5553 жыл бұрын
Man, that spiral out of control real fast.
@lkwalden73 жыл бұрын
Keep going!
@UhOh_ItzJDX3 жыл бұрын
top tier joke right here
@lucasduque82893 жыл бұрын
Did you just say spiral? Like the golden ratio. Did you know the glodmen radio is closely related to the finobbaci sequence? Did you know Manward made that song that has the finbonnaci sequel in it? Maynward is such a genius.
@statikcitten9 Жыл бұрын
Dammit, I'll never be able to hear this song the same again 🤣🤣😭😭
@Tonys_Gabagool3 жыл бұрын
Yeahhh I just get the ol' "damn dude, how long is this fuckin song?" to friends that don't listen to Tool. Just straight kills the mood of the song lol
@SaltWaterDrums3 жыл бұрын
That's me trying to share Meshugga songs.
@almudenaperezdelavega13773 жыл бұрын
Just tell them "Not f*cking long enough "
@francisbaxter46633 жыл бұрын
That when I say, settle in boys.
@alteregos89493 жыл бұрын
Tool is enjoyed best when you’re alone and have a quality system to play it moderately loud and you feel the kick drum from Danny’s kit.
@michaelc39773 жыл бұрын
@@alteregos8949 🐂💩 Depends the song. TOOL enjoyed live surrounded by thousands of you idiots is always pretty special.
@DarbriaSMoon3 жыл бұрын
I felt that tuna salad hitting cervix part, like I'm back in the hospital giving birth Again 😭😭😭
@JaseekaRawr Жыл бұрын
That makes the Grudge scream make even more sense 😆 stg I sounded like Maynard *AAAaaaaAAAAAaahHHHhHhhhHhhh!* It was completely natural & unmedicated 🥲😭 I wanted an epidural but it just didn't work out that way LOL, during peak second-wave of covid in India, ok storytime over 😆 Birthing is METAL AF 🤘😩
@gamersong5048 Жыл бұрын
I found this more hilarious than i should. My humor cant be saved at this point 😭
@ezj2820 Жыл бұрын
I just want to say. I used to just listen to a very select few Tool songs and didn't really dive deep into them. Then I came across this video. And I loved the melody and deepness and agreesiveness of the vocals. I had to know what song this was. A few searches later, I was listening to Lateralus, I immediately fell in love with it. Learning every lyric and reading every take and interpretation of it. Tool is now singlehandedly one of my favorite Bands. Every song invokes some emotion and spine chilling feeling that I can't seem to not enjoy. Thank you.
@MisstressMourtisha Жыл бұрын
💕💕
@KrystalMimms Жыл бұрын
Welcome! Have u ever listened to A Perfect Circle? Its Maynard's other band. Amazing music there to worth a listen
@fyresuccubus Жыл бұрын
Also listen to puscifer! Other of the Maynard’s projects
@miloblackmetalhate Жыл бұрын
Congrats on discovering greatness and welcome to the circle bro, we're as surprised as you are and forever want to remain this way ❤
@Pjbassjam Жыл бұрын
Awesome
@_Fury3 жыл бұрын
Bro, those lyrics could actually be a tool song back from the stinkfist days! #HitTheCervix Wow, thank you for 1000 likes! That means our boy is getting some major views! Let’s go!!!
@rolmodel12.3 жыл бұрын
"Relax, turn around, and take my hand..."
@AliceC9933 жыл бұрын
This might hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to
@GeorgeWockington013 жыл бұрын
The good ol' Ænima days
@rolmodel12.3 жыл бұрын
@@GeorgeWockington01 such a great album, legendary even. There is no such thing as a bad Tool album (I came in around 94, with Undertow)- but Aenima is my all-time favorite.
@golkor98793 жыл бұрын
"Anal fisting" that's what everyone hears when they listen to tool I thought
@130mMer5boc10 ай бұрын
23 year's later dying laughing to this! I've never heard it this way before. 😅
@NicotineBanshee6 ай бұрын
WHAT DID YOU SAY? VIGINTI TRES?
@alanmora19773 жыл бұрын
Bro those lyrics hit fucking hard :’)
@God_Help_Me113 жыл бұрын
Average Tool Enjoyer
@Pandaphillips3 жыл бұрын
@@God_Help_Me11 still listens to good music, why call him average?
@God_Help_Me113 жыл бұрын
@@Pandaphillips enjoyer is portrayed as a chad ( strong alpha male). Fan is a soy boy. It’s some internet meme lol.
@Pandaphillips3 жыл бұрын
@@God_Help_Me11 lmao, that actually was a good explanation.
@wsp9953 жыл бұрын
Its basically a new song
@chickengenius42023 жыл бұрын
The Tool “sober” video still creeps me out. It was sick!!
@iamlokittyofmeowsgard29343 жыл бұрын
That was my first Tool song, fell in live instantly.
@duzzitmatter86792 жыл бұрын
Look up Quay Brothers for the Adam Jones inspiration into making that.
@Tinyfurball2 жыл бұрын
@@iamlokittyofmeowsgard2934 Mines as well. 😎👍💯
@ashenmoonclash Жыл бұрын
Seriously anytime I hear any Tool song I just want to start lifting heavy things.
@meatwax4 ай бұрын
It's great workout music.
@firstnamelastname96643 жыл бұрын
Jesus man that was an outstanding rendition of tool. My cheeks hurt
@bigbo17643 жыл бұрын
What Metallica fans hear: “end of passion play, comes crumbling away” What non-Metallica fans hear: “EEEEEEXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIITTTTTT LLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!!”
This ish is too funny.. ion really pump tool @ all but I’ve heard a few songs but watching my man do this is pure comedic gold. I respect the passion and effort 👏🏽👏🏽🤣🤣💯🫡
@seanallard93353 жыл бұрын
Buddy just unlocked the hidden lyrics.
@Matteo_the_Plague_Doctor3 жыл бұрын
Macaroni Alimony is back! Time for another bowl of Fibonacci Alfredo!
@lizardqueen60413 жыл бұрын
I'M FUCKIN DEAD 😂
@garygaze61473 жыл бұрын
Everybody wanna talk about Macaroni Alimony but no one wanna talk about pepperoni Alimony
@aod_music3 жыл бұрын
If you didn't read this in an Italian accent then I don't even know what you are doing with your life
@rebeccahherdener20682 күн бұрын
😂😂 thats friggin hilarious. Can you imagine the "cover" that would make!?😂😂😂
@awwgez3 жыл бұрын
Bro you got me totally back into Tool and I couldn’t be happier hahaha.
@Kenneth-zk1nh3 жыл бұрын
Now I will be unable to listen to Lateralus without hearing those lyrics
@qualityshloimy2 ай бұрын
Two years ago, that's how long. I can point back to this exact video which is responsible for me taking my first check of Lateralus, my third hasn't blinked once since then.
@danielrobison47553 жыл бұрын
I think Maynard's vocals are extremely legible
@addiegraves33 жыл бұрын
You meant audible? Legible is used to describe handwriting and such. That aside I agree with you I could understand most of the words.
@jpnkrtn Жыл бұрын
English is not my first language and I agree a 100% with you.
@vamountainman2512 Жыл бұрын
His annunciation is on point but this was still amusing.
@Winecooler_ Жыл бұрын
@@vamountainman2512pronunciation
@Winecooler_ Жыл бұрын
@@vamountainman2512enunciation*
@slambo14263 жыл бұрын
"Tool are great." - Joe Rogan
@auriculus30583 жыл бұрын
* - Carl Sagan
@dr.hawkraps84573 жыл бұрын
NEAR the in-n-out burger.
@sawyeratkinson3 жыл бұрын
Kmac
@IGrillEverything Жыл бұрын
I was not expecting that, had me crying on the end lol.
@lonewalkerproductions3 жыл бұрын
Lmao Rosetta Stoned is basically just that and it's a goddamn masterpiece
@motorb1tch3 жыл бұрын
hu? rosetta stoned has extremely funny lyrics and every line makes total sense. granted. like with many tool songs, some experience with psychedelics helps a lot to fully understand it.
@michaelleahy1233 жыл бұрын
lol
@JJsiN843 жыл бұрын
It is kind of like that yes but at the same time it also tells a story. It’s extremely funny but if you’ve ever done too much acid or any hallucinogen you can kind of relate to those feelings except I never ate crispy creme‘s while Trippin LOL.
@joelrunyan16083 жыл бұрын
I still can't make sense of Rosetta stoned
@dashiell883 жыл бұрын
@@motorb1tch Die Eier von Satan kills me every time
@noneya81863 жыл бұрын
That is literally how I feel when I listen to them.. You can feel the music. This is awesome
@aitnobetafaq Жыл бұрын
Yea lol and the second one is me. I realy tried to like the music, i just cant get in to it. All i hear is weird ass lyrics..
@noneya8186 Жыл бұрын
@@aitnobetafaq lol
@JBROisUNDEAD Жыл бұрын
In your cervix? 😂
@bettersteps Жыл бұрын
Great video! Fantastic way to make a point. Tool jams! I have a feeling this is also the way some people hear Rush.
@TheChuckFina3 жыл бұрын
Dude, best laugh I've had all day. Thank you, it's been a miserable day.
@Alex-xi2nz3 жыл бұрын
That was incredible!!!! I think Maynard would approve of the new lyrics
@Blahaj3855 ай бұрын
These lyrics could deadass be in a tool song.
@KenBober3 жыл бұрын
I can't unhear this, absolutely hilarious
@liam_monas3 жыл бұрын
TOOL are one of my fav bands now and I still can’t deny I barely know any lyrics
@S-tank_3 жыл бұрын
My old lady: wtf is he saying right there? Me: hellifi know but whatever it is it's effn awesome!
@FGuilt3 жыл бұрын
One of the few vocals I understand
@romanvasquezpliner41213 жыл бұрын
We have the same problem
@Dr.White_PHD3 жыл бұрын
“Tuna salad, anal fisting” best lyrics ever written by Tool
@MrLandslide843 ай бұрын
"Tuna salad, hit the cervix." 😆🤣
@fengxiong5203 жыл бұрын
I never thought Tool would become a meme lololol I love it
@rolmodel12.3 жыл бұрын
"Tuna salad hit the cervix" 😶 🤷🏼♂️ I mean, there's a website for eveybody, right? RIGHT?! Lol, The Accountant and Tool are back! It's gonna be a good summer 😁
@Tocinos6 ай бұрын
"Tuna salad hit the cervix" 🔥
@CrowePerch3 жыл бұрын
Anal Salad Cervix is a resounding piece of music, it really borrows from Carl Jung's fear of prison as well as his repressed homosexual relationship with his friend and sentient tuna that in his anger and desire for a quick dinner, he turned into a tuna salad. Beautiful work from Maynard as always.
@Paradigm933 жыл бұрын
Mane 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jenynz53343 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@br38253 жыл бұрын
Yep. Read that in sync. Very fitting. I shall read all other comments in this fashion. Should be entertaining
@wildwoodfremenfetv52853 жыл бұрын
Yeahz!
@stevenphillips61273 жыл бұрын
I'm digging that remix. My Flabbanachos wiggled a little bit.
@jehovahschild7924 ай бұрын
I'm a black guy who loves metal too! So seeing brothers step outside of pedo-hop is sweet!💯🤘🏿
@ellisgreer5482 ай бұрын
I’m curious and a black guy too. When I’m not listening to hip-hop, I mostly gravitate towards alternative rock stuff like tool. What other rock bands do you mess with?
@jehovahschild7922 ай бұрын
@@ellisgreer548 tool obviously, breaking Benjamin, Opeth(big-time), Deftones, Sevendust, Killswitch engage, Alice N' Chains, Metallica, Hell yeah, sorry I didn't get to answer you back sooner, I often get banned for using the 1st Amendment QUITE BLUNTLY!!!🙋🏿♂️💯👍🏿
@TheMorbidAsshole3 жыл бұрын
Those lyrics are waaay beyond the borderline
@Two-Eyed_Boy3 жыл бұрын
This is peak internet here. Thank you for making this. 🤣
@MartyMcNasty9 ай бұрын
Was just listening to Forty Six & 2 right before I saw this 😂
@LifeHawkeye3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best things ever on the internet this man should be praised.
@KingMikey173 жыл бұрын
I seriously don't understand how people can't understand what Maynard's saying. The vocals are clear as day. And the their instruments are mathematically sound. Probably one of the most underrated bands of our generation. I love literally everything they've ever created.
@tlotrfan37917 ай бұрын
As someone that is Gen Z, we all know what a majority of Gen Z and beyond is listening too 💀🤮 it’s all about quantity over quality these days. I have yet to meet people of my generation that are passionate about this band as much as I am or somewhat close.
@alistairblaire60014 ай бұрын
If Maynard sang these lyrics live it would be completely on brand lmao
@ShayminPunk643 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, this is the first time I've ever heard a Tool song
@DazedAndAmazed223 жыл бұрын
Almost every other time I listen to lateralus I get chills and or cry, breaking point is usually when the solo hits lol Now the times in between those will be experienced with silliness and the uncontrollable urge to laugh and ad lib 😃
@droppedpasta3 жыл бұрын
Lateralus, Pneuma, Rosetta Stoned, and The Patient are my favorites for getting those chills
@FGuilt3 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Wings for Marie for hours....and I have...
@claytonbearden77932 жыл бұрын
Parabol/Parabola is still towards the top a lot of people I've known always asks why do 2 parts why not make it one song? I always tell them it was done intentionally though they are different tonally they are still both sides of the same coin. Parabola would have the same impact and emotion if you don't get Parabol right before it, I have always said that Parabol is the key that unlocks Parabola's beauty, you can't have one without the other.
@claytonbearden77932 жыл бұрын
@@droppedpasta I agree on those especially Rosetta Stoned. The "I forgot my pen, shit the bed again typical." Is peak Maynard with peak Tool in a chaotic almost schizophrenic song there's this 20 seconds that musically and vocally sums up the absolute beauty of 30 years of Tool and artists that have without argument completely mastered their craft.
@silent____62432 жыл бұрын
That song was made with Fibonacci sequence to literally get your gears goin. Look it up
@taeveo947110 ай бұрын
"Toothpaste Karma" is undeniably vital. I'm more than a fan now.
@direktexe84363 жыл бұрын
As a metal fan I can confirm this. It takes good ears. You kinda get lost in the mix
@okay55793 жыл бұрын
What was the first Tool song you ever listened to? Mines was Sober and I instantly got hooked.
@Paradigm933 жыл бұрын
Vicarious
@yorchdez0073 жыл бұрын
Mine was Aenema, and I felt just like the second part of this video.
@iel69burner3 жыл бұрын
Lateralus
@ToniNYY3 жыл бұрын
46 & 2
@mekflower18503 жыл бұрын
H.
@limitisillusion73 ай бұрын
Man, that song just like transports me to a different place. It's 4am and now I wanna go to the gym, run a marathon, and be back in time to time to save the world at 7.
@danielmonahan61953 жыл бұрын
I want to hear the second song in its entirety
@MissRadi0active3 жыл бұрын
Same. I'm curious.
@eLiFILMSinc2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jameslima74043 жыл бұрын
The greatest thing Maynard Keenan did was get a bunch of tools to brand themselves with band merch, then wrote a song calling them out on it...
@jenynz53343 жыл бұрын
"F**k you, buddy!"
@flansburgh11002 ай бұрын
The second I hear that first note, my brain unconciously puts the entire vocals of this part right up front. I must be a Tool fan.
@ThatTallBrendan3 жыл бұрын
You know you've gone full TOOL when the Tuna salad hits the cervix.
@B00s32 жыл бұрын
🤣 wow I didn't think I'd find this as funny as I did. 😆 Thank You, I needed a good laugh today.
@user-zk7qs6vg7d4 ай бұрын
Bwahahahaha … Spot on!!! The Fibonacci Sequence … the math behind that song is on a totally different level.. if anyone hasn’t , look up the mathematical genius of Lateralas… great short video, my man…😇🇺🇸😎🤩
@willwalters20383 жыл бұрын
For new content we just had to pre-heat the oven...for 5 to 10 minutes..Your the best, keep making me lol..Yours Truly, Zebra Ankles
@DrakesofAsgard3 жыл бұрын
I laughed way to hard at this. Thank you!
@mickryan55973 ай бұрын
Honestly I wouldn't be shocked if those were the actual lyrics, tool is awesome
@Soulstice13193 жыл бұрын
Just came across this today, was the best thing i heard this crappy month so far and it made me laugh like hell 😂😂😂
@jasonlilly84313 жыл бұрын
That was freaking hilarious , thanks for the laugh !
@grinreaper.3 жыл бұрын
I feel like "tuna salad hit the cervix" could be the prelude or sequel to Die Eier Von Satan i mean cookies and a fish salad cant go wrong... good stuff
@chrisredfield10733 жыл бұрын
,tuna salad hit the cervix" 10/10 lyrics I tell you
@mcpainkiller52313 жыл бұрын
Rest my balls amongst the ostrich, 100000/10
@joekeithmcdonald6965 ай бұрын
Didn't see that coming. Brilliant! Maynard and the boys would appreciate.
@williamevans6455 Жыл бұрын
Omg this nearly brought me to tears i was laughing so hard!
@cooperdanielz- Жыл бұрын
I’ll never hear that song the same again
@Dachosen1Moreno8 ай бұрын
My man! Made my day😂😂😂 Merry Christmas.
@Darkopolypse983 жыл бұрын
Tool is how we escape this mortal realm
@madvillian63503 жыл бұрын
Tool fans in reality always convert the sound into images so they somehow become math geniuses and start counting patterns onto the songs
@tronlorne93283 жыл бұрын
I’ve literally been saying something similar for decades …you my friend are exactly right
@MichaelMacMahon19 күн бұрын
The first time in a while that the entire team ended the season in the best of fashion and we got to the point of a big
@7eamGhast Жыл бұрын
Greatest thing I’ve seen this month!
@Kj-ec7iz2 жыл бұрын
I have not laughed so hard…thanks for that
@zacharygreen242310 ай бұрын
Lmao this was great but I literally don’t know how you picked Lateralus instead of ANYTHING else. 😂 the vocals are incredibly clear on Lateralus but I see your point 100%. Fear Inoculum would have got me for sure. Lol good shit brother!
@chao13chao3 жыл бұрын
I laughed harder than I meant to at this..
@mandaxhope2 жыл бұрын
Tool is the kind of music you listen to and then angrily wash the dishes😤 Awesome short btw😂
@Quakeinc149 ай бұрын
Tuna Salad hit the cervix? That's some powerful Tuna Salad lmao.
@worsel5553 жыл бұрын
Why did he loop the same song twice?
@grantrutter29423 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooooo that shit cracked me up dude. Love it can’t wait to watch your other Tool videos