"Seemed to have failed at living." I concur with your diagnosis, Doc
@Albukhshi3 жыл бұрын
He's dead, Jim :P
@WoefulPie3 жыл бұрын
@@Albukhshi LMAO😂
@obi-wanadoobie99173 жыл бұрын
fantastic name you've got there
@schechter012 жыл бұрын
Yep, that's a corpse alright...
@porothashawarma2339 Жыл бұрын
🥲
@shinsenshogun9003 жыл бұрын
When in doubt, be a mercenary, shepherd, merchant, and garrison-farmer in an societal apocalypse
@oscareliasson55953 жыл бұрын
In the post apocalyptic wordl, this will be expanded to include carpenters, electricians and plumbing technicians.
@davidegaruti25823 жыл бұрын
@@oscareliasson5595 monks fared fairly well in the collapse of rome ...
@oscareliasson55953 жыл бұрын
@@davidegaruti2582 i guess someone has to keep the brewering and fermenting-bizznizz going :)
@davidegaruti25823 жыл бұрын
@@oscareliasson5595 they also copied the bible and are the reason we are not withing in arabic script ...
@CountingStars3333 жыл бұрын
@@oscareliasson5595 plumbing? Lol
@afanasymarinov223610 ай бұрын
I always think of life after the Bronze Age collapse as kind of like an ancient version of Mad Max's post-apocalyptic world.
@BlackPillVillain2 ай бұрын
That's a really good movie idea
@Mario-us7ds4 күн бұрын
They even had road warriors
@AJKecsk3 жыл бұрын
Imagine the shock on the bronze-age people's faces to imagine a world where premium-quality bronze can be had for $2.02 a pound.
@FSM1138 Жыл бұрын
what's the conversion rate for whatever the hell currency they used to USD I wonder...
@RealBoiJare Жыл бұрын
@@FSM1138 a minimum wage worker today could buy multiple pounds of bronze after an hour of work whereas it would probably take an average person months to earn enough for a pound back then. Just a guess/comparison
@scottcantdance804 Жыл бұрын
@@RealBoiJare given the fact that it can be rapidly mined, smelted, refined, cast and shaped all by machine instead of by hand, and transported by machine, I'm guessing you're right.
@GeldUndKokaine-kc1hp Жыл бұрын
You could simplify the concept to them by saying that a pound of bronze (converted to their own measurement) is priced at or below a loaf of bread
@sigurdrobertsson22319 ай бұрын
It also holds less value as we don't have as many high skilled blacksmiths capable of working with bronze
@diegoochoa5723 жыл бұрын
This is awesome! It's sad how easily and quickly this part of history gets overlooked. These periods are rich in history and have so much we could learn from.
@Idontwantahandle6669 Жыл бұрын
These people are primitive compared to us, there’s nothing to be learned from them, as we were born from them through technological advancement.
@helenamcginty4920 Жыл бұрын
I dont think its overlooked by anyone who studies history.
@jonathandewberry28911 ай бұрын
It's not that anyone wants to 'overlook' but as you saw in the beginning of this, scribes seem to die off for a while. Then again, maybe we never found a lot of their scribblings. Realistically, Historians are looking looking and looking and just can't find enough to look at. From what they have looked at: the lack of records squares with a relatively chaotic period of collapsing societies, marauders and looters, the old torchy-torrchy burn stuff down thing and back to the beginning of this video, it may be that a lot of city people (so, that includes scribes) died off when urban collapse, hygiene and medicine was failing and plagues ripped through dense areas.
@InfernosReaper11 ай бұрын
@@helenamcginty4920 It is overlooked or glossed over by many school textbooks, though. They talk about different eras, but not don't really mention much about the falls of those eras. It's "this was a thing that existed and then one day it didn't. Moving on"
@GTKJNow7 ай бұрын
Glad he mentioned Israel, but he should of mentioned Queen of Sheba who brought plenty of Gold to honor the Lord of Solomon.
@AGS3633 жыл бұрын
This is the first KZbin video with a truly convincing sponsor...
@Tomahawks3603 жыл бұрын
Fuck Bronce. I mean, why having 90% cooper when you can have 100% cooper? Let that sink in.
@borysvengerov33983 жыл бұрын
@@Tomahawks360 that's not even woke, that's COLD-SHOWER-WOKE!
@antonteodor63053 жыл бұрын
@@Tomahawks360 one the most stupidestest comment I ever seen, congratz
@mpforeverunlimited3 жыл бұрын
@@antonteodor6305 i think yours tops it
@antonteodor63053 жыл бұрын
@@mpforeverunlimited lul
@setflavius80493 жыл бұрын
This would be an amazing RPG setting
@Victurio3 жыл бұрын
My fisrt Glorantha playthrough is going to be in this scenario
@MinesAGuinness3 жыл бұрын
@@Victurio Glorantha? That mention that RuneQuest still is played fills me with joy and happy memories! Thank you, Victor!
@jerdna0213 жыл бұрын
I was about to say RuneQuest and Glorantha, too!
@xzGAB3 жыл бұрын
Not possible. Everyone wants full plate armour no matter how inaccurate this is.
@diadokhoi57223 жыл бұрын
Conan exiles type stuff
@saredodevil3 жыл бұрын
collapse of the bronze age has to be the most mysterious and intriguing episode in human history.
@gregoryeatroff86083 жыл бұрын
Intriguing, yes. Mysterious... not really.
@sirrathersplendid48253 жыл бұрын
There are plenty more. But we don’t know about them. LoL.
@sirrathersplendid48253 жыл бұрын
@@SimuLord - The way we store information digitally, and in increasingly obscure formats on ever smaller devices, is not going to help our culture stay preserved.
@AUniqueHandleName4449 ай бұрын
@@SimuLord Even figuring out how to decode our non-encrypted data will require getting their hands on information that's mostly not stored on anything more durable than paper.
@tony.52116 ай бұрын
Because the bronze age is made up. Fantasy.
@humaarshad40912 ай бұрын
During the Bronze Age, around 1000 BC to 300 BC, Vietnam saw the emergence of the Đông Sơn culture, known for its advanced bronze metallurgy and intricate drum designs. These bronze drums, often featured in ancient history documentaries, are significant artifacts that illustrate the social structure, beliefs, and artistic skills of early Vietnamese civilizations.
@AKu-xs5vg3 жыл бұрын
"Wastelanders" - you can see the effects of this even today. Arabian, and Jordanian peoples have a high rate of lactose tolerance. While the Northerners are mostly intolerant (farmers). Living as pastoralists in the harshest desert locales would have necessitated the ability to extract every last calorie, including the +50% locked up in lactose.
@andr0meda3133 жыл бұрын
Pastoralism ruined the environment. It was single handedly worse than farming. Every pastoralist either lived in a wasteland or flat grassland.
@MichaelDavis-mk4me3 жыл бұрын
@@andr0meda313 I doubt people gave a crap about the environment back then. Staying alive was more of a concern than anything else.
@suriaauslander72513 жыл бұрын
They didnt even touch arabia and jordan. These “wastelanders” cone from sourthen to eastern syrua. Are you that bad at maps?
@CordeliaWagner19996 ай бұрын
I don't care I just want them to stay there. Look what they bring to civilized countries...
@captainhydra42915 ай бұрын
Lol, "muh environment " you won't last a fking week
@rotopope3 жыл бұрын
Current year seems like a good time to look into becoming a semi-nomadic pastoralist.
@angelbear_og3 жыл бұрын
I, too, was intrigued by that. Or maybe a Merchant. ^_^
@shorewall3 жыл бұрын
@@angelbear_og I'm on Robinhood. :D
@ingold14703 жыл бұрын
Were the Euboeans the original doomsday preppers?
@TitanV3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly.
@morganrobinson80423 жыл бұрын
The Mongols are doing pretty well for themselves, from what I understand.
@PcCAvioN3 жыл бұрын
It's crazy to think that ancient Egypt had it's own Military Industrial Complex. The more things change, the more they stay the same
@LuisAldamiz3 жыл бұрын
"Power is in the barrel of a gun". The problem is that any "gun" needs good logistics behind. That's all what society is for power: logistics.
@mairidberz14503 жыл бұрын
@@LuisAldamiz replace gun with spearhead
@LuisAldamiz3 жыл бұрын
@@mairidberz1450 - Arrowhead, head-smashing club, kopesh, whatever. What matters is what it means.
@Xaiff3 жыл бұрын
@@superm530 but but but.... splitting up is a collapse by definition... and they were split for a long time.... :D
@slambrew38493 жыл бұрын
@ilove bigbrother Google “USSR Manchuria”
@Dell-ol6hb3 жыл бұрын
Assyrian empire: being torn apart Asur bel kala: ok guys let’s make a zoo
@johntitor12563 жыл бұрын
Gotta get that +1 Amenity somehow.
@dionysius43533 жыл бұрын
It’s like politicians wasting money and race baiting while America decays
@ninja3933 жыл бұрын
@@dionysius4353 politicians be like "ok guys lets make a race zoo"
@CountingStars3333 жыл бұрын
Asurs..
@tsonobi3 жыл бұрын
Basically the Assyrian Joe Exotic of late bronze age
@sanghoonlee51713 жыл бұрын
It would really open people's eyes to realize that life SUCKED for 99.9% of the time the human race has existed, and that we are the most fortunate and privileged group of humans ever to have lived. Edit: Well, the comments are getting out of control. So here are some stats. The human race is 200,000 years old. For the first 199,800 of those years(99.9%), living conditions were almost universally horrible by modern standard. In 1750, the average life expectancy was only 35 and in 1850, barely 40. In 1850, a quarter of newborn babies didn't survive their first year and a full half died before adulthood. At that time, 80% of world population--even in Europe--lived in extreme poverty, which is to say they were always struggling to earn their next meal. In 2020, that number is down to just 10% of the global population. Anesthesia was invented in 1846, meaning that all medical procedures before then were done without pain-numbing. The first antibiotic, penicillin, was discovered less than 100 years ago--before that, you might have lost a finger from a paper cut. And for those of you who say that the climate change will kill us off, may I gently remind you that our ancestors lived through the goddam Ice Age? And THAT's what I mean when I say we are the most priviliged humans ever to live.
@grillygrilly3 жыл бұрын
"Noooo but I literally have to go to school!!!"
@BirdRaiserE2 жыл бұрын
and there will still be more saying how much they wish they could just kill the rich and politicians like the good ol' days, forgetting entirely that the days were in fact not good and that's the only reason they could do it in the first place.
@Okaydokie1732 жыл бұрын
It's all subjective
@idontknowhatmynameshouldbe2 жыл бұрын
Yup I keep seeing people cry about life on tik tok and I’m like try living during the feudal age or Ancient Rome 😂😂
@cleoalexandria84352 жыл бұрын
So now we find pathetic things to complain about all day every day.
@OrochiCr3 жыл бұрын
Kudos again to you for the map being present all the time, and I may add that putting mountains and rivers really helps us to understand the relationship between geography and civilization development. I can not think of a better way to understand the bronze age collapse than the one you used in this video.
@NONO-oy1cu3 жыл бұрын
Bronze age collapse is definitely the most interesting topic in history.
@kool91743 жыл бұрын
You have no idea. They can’t have people figure out that the Bible is actually historically accurate and it is the word of God. If something world changing were to happen in our generation and kept it to ourself, 300 years later it will be forgotten.
@SuphaNinja3 жыл бұрын
@@kool9174 Huh?
@somebodyekkee3 жыл бұрын
@@kool9174 The Bible is somewhat of a historical textbook but in no way does it prove that God exists XD Nice reach though.
@kool91743 жыл бұрын
@@somebodyekkee My guy you can believe whatever you want to believe. We are not getting into a rhetoric debate of whether God is real or not. Believe what you believe and be happy, God is real and I’m laughing at you saying he isn’t.
@somebodyekkee3 жыл бұрын
@@kool9174 It is a rhetorical debate considering you wouldnt have any solid evidence to prove your point anyway. Nice cop out though. I'm laughing at how much you lack critical thinking lol. Boi gtfo of here
@celebalert56163 жыл бұрын
"What happened after this post-apocalyptic age?" *t h i c c Assyria* : allow me to introduce myself
@OmegaTrooper3 жыл бұрын
@@superm530 Charlemagne wouldn’t be able to handle the assyrians.
@JBGarrison723 жыл бұрын
Charlemagne WAS Assyrian (...so to speak)
@alexanderrahl70343 жыл бұрын
@@OmegaTrooper a Feudal king in medieval Europe Vs. A bronze age superpower? I think Charlamagne would win that fight.
@tsuxi113 жыл бұрын
@CELEB ALERT! I read your comment like Sympathy for the Devil. I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long years Stole million man's soul an faith
@jodofe48794 ай бұрын
@@alexanderrahl7034 A feudal king and his retinues vs a highly centralized empire with a professional standing army, military-industrial complex and sophisticated infrastructure? Yeah, there is no way Charlemagne would have won a fight like that. Charlemagne is in a better position than any other medieval ruler because Charlemagne did build up a very short-lived but more or less centralized empire, but it was not nearly as well-organized as the Assyrian empire and had no standing military. Charlemagne might have been able to field a hundred thousand men if he were to muster his full strength (the actual estimates of the sizes of the armies he fielded in his campaigns are in the low tens of thousands) while the Assyrians regularly fielded armies of over a hundred thousand men, most of them being professional soldiers rather than the part-time levies that constituted the bulk of Charlemagne's forces.
@thenewcaliph7663 жыл бұрын
A total conversion Mount and Blade mod for this period would be sick, especially for Bannerlord !
@davidking62423 жыл бұрын
The ancient and late medieval middle East would be perfect settings for mount and blade
@thenewcaliph7663 жыл бұрын
@@davidking6242 Ikr!
@yaqo65773 жыл бұрын
Shadows in the Desert for Warband never finished development ufortunately
@friedlemons52013 жыл бұрын
there's one on moddb called Ancestors: 2112 BC but I think it's in beta or something
@blazko19083 жыл бұрын
@@friedlemons5201 thank you for this information
@Biggly_Diggly3 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this story told dozens of times but your animated map and voice over really made this a fun watch. Great work.
@reahanallaway5683 Жыл бұрын
"Seems to have failed at living" is now my favourite way of saying "died".
@connorgolden43 жыл бұрын
I love how the wastelanders viewed the ruins of the old world as something great lol.
@LuisAldamiz3 жыл бұрын
They were the first proud archaeologists, although they were awful at keeping record of their fascination.
@mairidberz14503 жыл бұрын
something straight out of a post apocalyptic novel. like a canticle for leibowitz or something
@killthecensors583 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way whenever I find a ruin in Civ V
@hawkevick91843 жыл бұрын
Like the covenant.
@fatmanyevo62353 жыл бұрын
It was
@SomasAcademy3 жыл бұрын
13:52-13:55: "Hey gimme your shoes" "Okay :("
@bomschhofmann16443 жыл бұрын
They could marshal thousands of boots into battle
@avtaras3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@masteroutlaw1003 жыл бұрын
smh can't have shit in mesopotamia
@Artur_M.3 жыл бұрын
The real-life post-apo setting.
@mairidberz14503 жыл бұрын
there have been 100s
@ffxiarcadius3 жыл бұрын
it's coming to America soon 4-5 years
@SmolTerribleTornado3 жыл бұрын
Take a look at failed colonies in the american continent before the definitive settlers were able to make homes. It's amazing the amount of post-apocalyptic settings we had in our history, some even pretty recent.
@mohammadtausifrafi82773 жыл бұрын
@@mairidberz1450 Any other in such a large scale for the existing collective human civilization?
@abelardodelatorresolis39663 жыл бұрын
@@mohammadtausifrafi8277 na, only regional ones. But whenever we hot the collapse point its going to affect all civilisations east and west will come barreling down and depending of the severity, we'll either end up in a regression to the levels of 1700 or 1800, or if everything that could go wrong goes wrong well face the level of civilisations similar to the Sumerian level.
@AJaxdoesgaming3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure I lived with a guy who called himself "The Viceroy of Kush"
@johnffreydeppstein247422 күн бұрын
1:13 I liked and subbed entirely for this not leading into an ad.
@OmarSlloum3 жыл бұрын
last time I was this early copper was still sold at crappy quality by Ea-Nassir
@lemmeuseyourecvmassunscree93893 жыл бұрын
Man of culture
@MikaelDryden3 жыл бұрын
He can't keep getting away with this!
@ChIGuY-town22_3 жыл бұрын
Internet..."Finish Him!" fatality.
@mixererunio17573 жыл бұрын
Imagine selling such shitty copper that people remember it almost 4000 years later. This comment is sponsored by Nanni.
@salineademoiselledefortune97663 жыл бұрын
sponsor of epimetheus' next video
@g3th_3 жыл бұрын
Insane quality on this one. Glad to see how you're always looking for ways to improve on your content, this was a sucess for sure. I'll never stop being curious about the Bronze Age collapse, and this particular topic was very interesting to me since I've always found it hardest to imagine what life was for people in this era. This was very illustrative, so thanks a lot and keep it up!
@no1uknow323 жыл бұрын
This is the best explanation i've found of this period. I've always been confused by the various invasions of the mountian peoples and always wondered where the Arameans came from and why. This video really describes it all quite well!
@dnegel95462 жыл бұрын
i got lost
@shawnruby70112 жыл бұрын
@@dnegel9546 you weren't there this video is about the arameans
@Goethite_A Жыл бұрын
In
@kylemackinnon5696 Жыл бұрын
"Scribes seemed to have failed at living" i spit out my coffee lmao
@clanwaddell56283 жыл бұрын
I just found your channel, I want to say thank you for chronicling what is a very difficult subject area. Isis wiped out so many ancient temples in this area. When you read the Old Testament, this whole time period is chronicled, and the same names of tribes you are dictating is written down in that book. I am truly enthralled with this era of history. Persian, Israelite, Assyrian, Babylonian, Minoan, Canaanite, Philistine, so many advanced civilizations came and went in this small swath of land between the Mediterranean sea and Asia
@AsiniusNaso3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a total war game set in this period. Maybe a scenario dlc for Troy.
@afz902k3 жыл бұрын
Would be awesome. I loved Troy for being set in the bronze age. We need more of this stuff for sure
@hotsan27763 жыл бұрын
Total War Saga: Troy
@leandroingrassia3 жыл бұрын
It should be the other way round.
@d0gl0gic803 жыл бұрын
Anything would be better than another Warhammer game
@crystllclr37433 жыл бұрын
They did lol
@skovlanpeoplesrepublic3 жыл бұрын
the warhammer references on chaos and sickness are not lost. good job
@ThatOneGuy-iv9sn3 жыл бұрын
Well korne is just awakening at that time
@jacklang33143 жыл бұрын
The Assyrian's also worshiped a god known as Nergal, who was closely related to war, disease and the underworld.
@longyu93363 жыл бұрын
0:28 The Shang dynasty is certainly a meme dynasty. Most of the sites and kings mentioned by ancient historians were backed by archaeological findings btw. The last king built a large pond filled with booze and on the shores he had an entire "forest" full of meats hung on racks. He would capture thousands of other people from neighboring states and sacrifice them en masse, sometimes by tying them to a large bronze "cannon" filled with burning coal, glowing hot red. When a small rebel army of a few thousands faced the 200 000 strong (allegedly) slave army, the slaves rebelled too and the king burned himself with his palace. Unlike the bronze age collapse the next few years under the new king were considered the best years and every later royal line would try to emulate it.
@johnrockwell58343 жыл бұрын
Those Kings really love to go yolo don't they.
@ANTSEMUT13 жыл бұрын
Lead and arsenic poisoning will do that to you.
@Xaiff3 жыл бұрын
@@ANTSEMUT1 Ah yes... the elixir of immortality
@ANTSEMUT13 жыл бұрын
@ilove bigbrother going crazy from lead and arsenic poisoning leeching out of the bronze vessels they drank alcohol out of sped up that process for the Shang Dynasty. It is also hypothesised that something similar happened to the elite of the Roman empire, who ate food cooked in pots that had lead in it and had spring water piped through piping made out of lead.
@ANTSEMUT13 жыл бұрын
@@Xaiff wasn't that from the Qin Dynasty's imperial Alchemist feeding the emperor concoction made from cinnabar (mercury ore)? I'm was referring to the Shang Dynasty and those things leeching out of their bronze drinking vessels.
@timelineenjoyer3 ай бұрын
it’s always possible even if written records didn’t survive; people were writing on less durable materials that didn’t survive.
@SMGJohn Жыл бұрын
Kind of crazy that an apocalyptic event like this could also affect us, just to make a computer chip required an immense complex network of advanced manufactory and mining to accomplish it. People seem to underestimate just how fine tuned our society is and how interconnected it is worldwide economically.
@LuvBorderCollies11 ай бұрын
We got a tiny taste of the chaos and uncertainty in 2020 which we are still dealing with the after effects. Digging into history its apparent every era has chaos of some magnitude. Even under the Peace of Rome there wasn't much peace.
@SMGJohn11 ай бұрын
@@LuvBorderCollies 2020 was hardly a dent, WW2 would probably be the closest we ever come to anything like a true apocalypse. It was so bad that even in South America they felt it economically.
@thedoruk63243 жыл бұрын
Man These Original Bronze Age civilazations have had so much potential I wish alternatehistory producers actually looked into these instead of using same cliche tropes
@yaralikatil3 жыл бұрын
Sana nasıl ulaşabilirim,uzun zamandır yorumlarını görüyorum hepsi üste çıkıyor bilgili bir üniversiteli olduğunu düşünüyorum 🤨
@connorgolden43 жыл бұрын
From what i can see I think it just comes down to there being more (often reliable) information in later eras. We just know more about say the ancient Greeks and Romans or the medieval French and Eastern Romans than we do about Mycenaean Greece or the Hittites.
@thedoruk63243 жыл бұрын
@@yaralikatil DecimatingDarkDeceit on Reddit Grisador on Deviantart
@thedoruk63243 жыл бұрын
@@connorgolden4 Thanks!
@thedoruk63243 жыл бұрын
@@yaralikatil kendimi Doxx lamak olur o biraz :/ Link veremiyorum instagramı veririm ama KZbin ta yorum linklerini siliyor istersen Gmail den konuşalım yada youtube tan devam
@Amir-mq4jy3 жыл бұрын
In the next episode, we will explore the most terrifying group of invaders: The Air Peoples
@Alaryk1113 жыл бұрын
@Hunter Smith Fortunately! Could you imagine what the world would look like if those savages were not defeated? It is said that they were sheaving their heads to better sens other people. Now would they do that if they didn't have malicious intentions? *They wouldn't!* They were closing up to the people to kill them by removing air from their lungs! Would the air monks be nomads if they were peaceful? *They wouldn't!* They had to be nomads constantly fleeing from the wrath of their victims! They were not even kind to their own kind! taking away children from their mothers at their infancy! How inhumane is that!? They were tattooing their bodies to monger fear in the eyes of their victims! Using flying buffaloes to sneak attack them from the sky.! They had "Temples" all over the world that where in fact their basses from where they were terrorizing the common people! Thanks Lionturtle armies of brave Firelord Sozin were able to stop this madness!
@Ozymandias13 жыл бұрын
If the Bronze Age Collapse hadn't happened there would probably have been airplanes for a thousand years and spaceflight for centuries.
@Alaryk1113 жыл бұрын
@@Ozymandias1 Why? BE collapse didn't occure in China and they are not quite a space civilization.
@richardwhite60623 жыл бұрын
@@Alaryk111 false. Definitely had a huge effect on their commerce and society. Especially western china and northern. Also not in the path of destruction. so its not really a fair comparison.
@Alaryk1113 жыл бұрын
@@richardwhite6062 Do you have any evidence for that or have you just made it up?
@PSIRockOmega3 жыл бұрын
Thinking about it, it's kind of amazing that collapses like this don't happen more often.
@fidalf993 жыл бұрын
Many claim we are right now running on borrowed time. And I have to admit, it really seems like we are.
@ingold14703 жыл бұрын
I've heard one history buff explain that it was because Bronze Age "civilisation" primarily existed for the benefit of the kings and their courts, but the benefits of later civilisations were more widespread, so more people would have a strong interest in preserving it. So if a solar flare knocked us back into the 18th century priority #1 of the survivors once they'd secured their footing would be to rebuild the infrastructure so they could have running water and electricity again, but a bronze age goat herder wouldn't care much if his warlord could read or not.
@oreroundpvp8963 жыл бұрын
@@ingold1470 Good point, I never thought about it like that. As long as knowledge survives in the form of books or people who can teach then its unlikely there could be as severe of a collapse as there has been in history. Although maybe this is hubris. I think the scariest thing is that if for some reason there were large scale power outages for a significant period of time then industrial farming would collapse and billions would starve.
@lovelyhomeboy27823 жыл бұрын
@@Zeerich-yx9po not really a collapse of this level we would need to lose alot of knowledge which would take alot of time
@daemondost71683 жыл бұрын
@@fidalf99 lol chill
@cadensauerbrey9005 Жыл бұрын
I am new to the channel, and I love your ad reads. The sarcastic spoofing is what this world needs.
@larryroyovitz782910 ай бұрын
"Failed at living" that's my new favorite line.
@arkadeepkundu47293 жыл бұрын
_Imagine chilling in the bronze age with you fancy trojan pottery & imported Indus valley spices._ Then the *Boaty Bois™* arrive
@VarietyGamerChannel3 жыл бұрын
And after that the mountain bois, followed by the wasteland bois.
@mateuszslawinski19903 жыл бұрын
Then they wage war over one city for ten years and after than claim "it was about woman"
@janeappleseed21543 жыл бұрын
@@mateuszslawinski1990 Booky Lad: That's a nice war you got going there. Shame if I were to.... Write an epic poem about it.
@ccp66963 жыл бұрын
this is gold
@RobMacKendrick3 жыл бұрын
These kids are today and their boats.
@DontKnow-hr5my3 жыл бұрын
That would be such a cool era for an RPG, the ruins of the Bronze Age Collapse
@davidgantenbein93623 жыл бұрын
Isn’t basically anything Conan the Barbarian this? Conan is always about conflict between tribes and city states and mercenaries and short lived kingdoms in hard and barbaric times.
@DontKnow-hr5my3 жыл бұрын
@@davidgantenbein9362 Yeah but Conan seems to lack this "post apocalypse" feeling for me
@KlaussMarcellus3 жыл бұрын
And also Conan is a low-fantansy setting in a different universe if i'm not mistaken. The only RPG I know that is close to a Bronze Age RPG is Age of Decadence, which is based shortly after the fall of the Roman Empire
@alecmorris49799 ай бұрын
Age of empires
@edgelordsupreme39616 ай бұрын
Vintage story is something akin to that
@madderhat58523 жыл бұрын
Ok, ok, I confess. I was the one who collapsed the Bronze Age. It started with an argument that got out of hand during a game of Jenga.
@jeune_turc94043 жыл бұрын
thnx for the joke
@lgosuberalles43363 жыл бұрын
*Boggle
@bentonrp3 жыл бұрын
Ya big jerk! I'm glad we finally found you !!! :D
@booblaa97344 ай бұрын
Its ok. Just dont let it happen again.
@horsepowermultimedia2 ай бұрын
We finally found one of the sea peoples!
@Sanguivore3 жыл бұрын
This is undoubtedly one of the coolest videos I’ve ever seen on KZbin.
@tinglesrosyrupeeland Жыл бұрын
I really love your calm measured tone in narration, very soothing
@RandomInternetUser61203 жыл бұрын
Long ago the bronze Age empires lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the sea people attacked.
@sophiawilson86963 жыл бұрын
It was not only the Sea People.
@ddwkc3 жыл бұрын
More like don't show weakness or we chariot you to death type of harmony.
@jurikurthambarskjelfir35333 жыл бұрын
@@sophiawilson8696 The sons of the Skyfather too.
@alwaysangry22323 жыл бұрын
was no longer the "age of empires"
@CausticSpace3 жыл бұрын
Assyrians: We lived in harmony?
@jeffreypeterson13643 жыл бұрын
2:22 "Failed at living." Never heard it phrased that way before, but it is very explanative
@nature3373 жыл бұрын
This would be an amazing setting for anything from a D&D campaign to a TV series. The adventures of a scribe, a butcher, and a priest as they try to survive in their ruined homelands, dodging bandits and raiders.
@jeremiahbelt3005 Жыл бұрын
Kind of sounds like Dark Sun
@johngodfreymalig2328 Жыл бұрын
Try playing Kenshi, it's pretty close to what you described
@junebyrne4491 Жыл бұрын
Maybe some merchants fleeing.
@fpvillegas94883 жыл бұрын
Wow, excellent video! Very clear and sufficiently detailed. Nice graphics too. Thanks.
@argonianbum Жыл бұрын
I love the artwork that you use for these :O
@EpimetheusHistory Жыл бұрын
:)
@cyberzangoose163 жыл бұрын
Your channel is so criminally underrated
@connorgolden43 жыл бұрын
Always happy to see an update from Epimetheus.
@hhhieronymusbotch3 жыл бұрын
This adaptation of Dune went in a very different direction.
@klausbrinck21373 жыл бұрын
The downfall of the family of the Atreides (Agamemnon) came cause of the bronze age collapse... "Nostoi/Homecomers" is a series about the fates of the victoriously homecoming greek hero-kings (after Troy). Some are (deservedly) killed by their wifes (Agamemnon/Mycenae, Oidomeneas/Crete), others are ridiculed by their own subjects upon arrival, and hunted out of the town, I guess total dissorder followed...
@pineapplethief44183 жыл бұрын
Reminded me more of the Dark Sun setting tbh
@ravensthatflywiththenightm73193 жыл бұрын
Still a better Dune adaptation than that SyFy nonsense.
@gabrielnoronha27593 жыл бұрын
Also looks like The Foundation setting
@pineapplethief44183 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielnoronha2759 Yes, absolutely! I'm reading second novel right now. The whole series is quite... unique. I'm curious how they adapted it to tv series, gonna check that one out when it's out
@dialloabdoulalay3190Ай бұрын
Bronze is such a fascinating metal with a rich and transformative history! From ancient weaponry to stunning art pieces, bronze played a critical role in shaping early civilizations. This history documentary does an incredible job of tracing its journey and significance-from the Bronze Age innovations that fueled trade and warfare to its lasting impact on art and technology. The detail and depth here bring to life the discoveries and advancements that made bronze invaluable. This is definitely a must-watch for anyone interested in ancient history and the evolution of human technology!
@ThxCoreHunter8 ай бұрын
Lebron's Age
@pete84207 ай бұрын
39 years old
@hearthearter6 ай бұрын
@@pete8420the collapse of his career is soon
@mkb85294 ай бұрын
Such an underrated comment lol love it
@BruvDAMN69Ай бұрын
🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@parad0x20019 күн бұрын
HELPL THE BRONZE AGE LEBRON JAMES
@Maynard05043 жыл бұрын
You've outdone yourself. I'm really loving the egypt segment.
@joshuapilling36413 жыл бұрын
Love how you changed the narration style, feels much more cinematic.
@Lamada353 жыл бұрын
Really enjoying all the Bronze Age videos!
@jamoonji51633 жыл бұрын
Now I know what Werner Herzog with a North American english accent sounds like narrating the Bronze Age collapse.
@alexmalhavok86243 жыл бұрын
Happy to see that you have posted in the last month. After hearing your voice in this video, I assumed you were suffering from Covid
@matheussanthiago96853 жыл бұрын
damn, your raspy voice and somber tone is so great to hear it feels like listening the tales of a mysterious traveller on a dark tavern, he might as well have just been an eyewitness of the very histories he tells
@SacredCowStockyards3 жыл бұрын
17:00 introducing BRONZE! made with special ingredient tin, from the faraway lands of tin land! (Idk, my dealer won't tell me where he gets it.)
@dlwatib3 жыл бұрын
It's on the map where it says "Here be dragons".
@andrew_mb3 жыл бұрын
That's great! My metal is so lame and lumpy.
@SvenElven3 жыл бұрын
Gotta wonder how they found that mixing a semi-soft metal with an even softer (and rare and expensive) one could make a strong metal in the first place!
@stevengreen95363 жыл бұрын
Barbarians: At last the land will be ours!!! Assyria: So anyway we got reorganized around a new leader and started conquering.
@Ranstone Жыл бұрын
This feels like a spoiler alert for the 2020's -2030's.
@thatcoolasiankidjake3 жыл бұрын
2000 years later... A many, many, thanks to the merchant's guild. You're all truly welcome!
@sivartb72733 жыл бұрын
Hey, hey... people!
@TitanV3 жыл бұрын
Cup of coffee and a new video from my Bronze Age guy Epimetheus - that's what I call a perfect afternoon break.
@lynette82993 жыл бұрын
Assirians: I fear no wave of mountains invaders but that thing... *Arameans* It scares me
@youtoob4life3 жыл бұрын
Nah. As he stated, the Assyrians were already worn down and stretched thin. Just because they eventually lost to them, doesn't mean they feared them.
@LordVader10943 жыл бұрын
Nice profile picture. Where's it from?
@megakedar3 жыл бұрын
Assur-bel-kala's reign was not quite as grim and dire as this video makes it out to be, as all the Assyrian holdings west of the Euphrates weren't lost until the reign of Ashur-Rabi II, almost a century later (1013-972 BCE). Two towns near modern-day Til Barsip near the Syrian-Turkish border are specifically attested. That would roughly put the geographical span of the Assyrian empire up until the 10th century BCE as between Nineveh and Carchemish (modern day Mosul to Karkamis, or about 500km. Despite fraying at the edges, Assyria was still a large and powerful territory, and the frequent diplomatic interactions it had with Egypt and Babylonia does suggest that it was still able to impose some kind of order in the region. The Assyrian retreat to the heartland was really only for like half a century before Ashur-dan II (934-912 BCE) launched his campaigns of expansion to set up the neo-Assyrian period.
@Jinx_Skeel3 жыл бұрын
you really got me when you talked about the sponsorship of the video, strike of genius, truly apreciated
@pbibbles4 ай бұрын
You have the best sponsor for this video in all of KZbin, hands down. If gold is 1, silver is 2, and bronze is 3, then bronze is equal to gold and silver put together. Go, Bronze!
@admiralmudkip98363 жыл бұрын
Assyria's comeback is the middle east equivalent of what people think is going to happen when they play as Byzantium in EU4
@Andrewza13 жыл бұрын
I restored the roman empire by playing Greece in HOI4
@yohopirate3 жыл бұрын
I use Naples for that
@MCtotheJ3 жыл бұрын
Top 3 history channels on KZbin - no one else is doing videos like this.
@greycommotion3 жыл бұрын
What are the other two? Could always use more quality history channels :)
@MCtotheJ3 жыл бұрын
@@greycommotion Historia Civilis and Whatifalthist, in my opinion :)
@adamnesico3 жыл бұрын
ExtraCredits has a great video series about the bronze collapse.
@LordGrim5473 жыл бұрын
@@MCtotheJ Knights and Generals is the best one out there, I reckon. Epimethus, Extra credits, and Crash course would take the next top spots. As for modern history, the armchair historian would be on the top.
@shorewall3 жыл бұрын
I once heard a theory that the Phoenicians may have been involved with the Sea Peoples, or at least convinced them to leave them alone, since the Sea Peoples had naval transportation, and many cities of Phoenicia did alright through the Collapse.
@shedar73873 жыл бұрын
This may also explain why Phoenicians were so advanced at see navigation despite having a geographic position who doesn't really need to cross the see
@HITBnn Жыл бұрын
Phoenicians appeared like 1000 years after sea peoples. Sea peoples were south European
@ReidHenderson3 жыл бұрын
So one thing I've learned all through out history there have been hillbillies in every mountainous country!
@m33tballa3 жыл бұрын
As usual, a fascinating video. I wish one day we get to learn how exactly the bronze age collapsed with a definitive answer. Same with the downfall of rome, why roman and classical knowledge and technology were forgotten over time.
@mikepalmer1971 Жыл бұрын
The fall of Rome is fairly well documented. There were many reasons for its collapse. I think ultimately it’s just because they were too big for too long. And corruption and hedonistic lifestyles led to its downfall. The bigger and more powerful an empire gets the easier life is relatively for its people. The old saying hard times make strong men and good times make weak men is not wrong.
@m33tballa Жыл бұрын
@@mikepalmer1971 I don't accept that explanation. The empire was in steep decline for well over a century and the decadence and abundance of previous generations did not exist. I think the main factors for the downfall was poor leadership, climate change leading to global crop shortage, which pushed the great migration, and honestly, christianity. Christianity introduced a lot of instability and was a faith that did not incentivize duty to the state like paganism did.
@fatalpenguinful3 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else wonder how life was like during this time, and before the collapse? There's so much we don't know about life and society during this time. So. MUCH. Literally 700+ years before the Roman Republic was born. My mind melts trying to think about it.
@seanbeadles74213 жыл бұрын
Well, as a student of the past I would like to add something here. Pre-industrial life has been pretty homogenous in agricultural societies in the sorts of activities that had to be done. Maybe their thinking and the details change, but a lot of pre-industrial writings on daily life end up being quite similar in terms of activities with mostly material culture being the difference. Gotta tend your crops and livestock, and a shovel is a shovel regardless if it’s bronze or iron or stone. The way they thought of their lives and how they interacted socially are impossible to know outside of their own words.
@eMorphized7 ай бұрын
Many peoples today maintain ancestral connections with these states, or in some cases the people those states subjugated. Some of those nations are still around today. Either way, there are people around who might have a pretty good idea of what life was like back then.
@ChIGuY-town22_3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah man I'm excited, your videos rock. As a Assyrian this made me chuckle...now I'm off to buy bronze.
@Vitorruy13 жыл бұрын
Do you still live in Syria?
@kiwuuspurr19273 жыл бұрын
how tf are you assyrian, they didnt all die out or get assimilated??
@shahriarghasemianbamy11563 жыл бұрын
@@kiwuuspurr1927 Search assyrian people on wikipedia
@cirobarachiel76963 жыл бұрын
"With the fall of Assyria and the destruction of the Assyrian aristocracy, the Arameans virtually took over Mesopotamia" - Carl Kraeling
@chadthunderstorm81483 жыл бұрын
Well... linguistically yeah but not culturally since the arameans themselves got civilized from nations like Assyria and Babylonia.
@cirobarachiel76963 жыл бұрын
@@chadthunderstorm8148 Arameans became the majority in mesopotamia intermixed both Assyrians and Babylonians.
@jt4369 Жыл бұрын
And people think history is boring. No, history is fascinating and as important to study today is it will be again in the future-if we have a future.
@nintalespaw3 жыл бұрын
Got recommended this video, god I love when the algorithm actually finds me something worthwhile. Really good work.
@ArnoBach10 ай бұрын
Please do not take God's name as a profanity. Thank you.
@miketacos90343 жыл бұрын
Yooo I'm covering this in class today, thank you Epimetheus!!!
@felixhirschenhauser27283 жыл бұрын
I very much enjoy your videos! Your style of illustrating and narrative telling of history is great; please keep on making videos - much love from a history student
@AngryHistorian873 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man: I see a new Epimetheus video, I click to watch.
@frankincensemerchant12843 жыл бұрын
Same the way he condenses vast amounts of information into a short video is remarkable to say the least.
@tomasramirez49853 жыл бұрын
What Epimetheus doesn't tell you is the following: Many of these "pseudo historians" leave big parts of history behind. For example, the invaders were called sea people because they came from the Mediterranean. How? By boat, obviously. Who had the biggest navy of the time? The Phoenicians, as they controlled the cedar forests of what today we know as Lebanon, and they controlled practically all the Mediterranean sea trade. What happened to Phoenicia during this time? NOTHING. Phoenicia was completely unharmed by the Sea People. Why? Most likely the sea people were employed by them. Why "historians" never point this out?.... What are they trying to hide?.... Plus, Egypt employed the "sea people" as mercenaries, way before the Bronze Age collapse. They were pals. Why didn't Egypt fell then, when there were sea people living in Egypt for several decades? Because they were clearly working together. The Egyptians even recored that they employed them as mercenaries, they were even personal guards of the Pharaoh!!.. The problems in Egypt were later caused by famine and droughts, not by the "sea people's attacks".
@frankincensemerchant12843 жыл бұрын
@@tomasramirez4985 I am well aware that large chunks are left out ofc. If one wants the full picture thee are plenty of Academic documentaries and podcasts too look at.
@tomasramirez49853 жыл бұрын
@@frankincensemerchant1284 Really? Not even a small mention to the Phoenicians who, together with Egypt, were the only unharmed survivors of the Bronze Age collapse? You gotta be joking. Plus, the fact that the Phoenicians were the maritime power of the times, and the Bronze Age collapse involved the "sea people".... For Christ sake!
@minisaiju76993 жыл бұрын
You have to click the video to watch
@btbb3726 Жыл бұрын
Nice video! Concise and coherent! - unlike some “concise” videos that amount to jamming 30min of content into 10min by talking faster and not distilling the key concepts. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 I subscribed.
@Priyo8663 жыл бұрын
It feels like bronze age collapse (and devastation of the earlier 4.2 kiloyear event that destroyed Indus valley, Akkadian empire and nearly everyone else) was the closest humanity has ever gotten to a true apocalyptic and post-apocalyptic horror. ...So far.
@LumiLumi13005 ай бұрын
The Finno-Korean Hyperwar?
@NotReallyHere1985 ай бұрын
@@LumiLumi1300 The Yakub Uprising.
@frederickstabell37963 жыл бұрын
When he said his sponsor was Bronze I was expecting an Ea-Nasir reference, and then again when he listed merchants as likely survivors
@mohammadtausifrafi82773 жыл бұрын
What an incredible, fascinating event. Could be the subject matter of several epics, many novels, dramas, and films, countless stories and songs, and of course innumerable video games. Fabulous video.
@Ironblood45643 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the detailed break down of the post collapse. Most only cover the opening decades and then just say its all a dark mystery after.
@michael73243 жыл бұрын
I read a lot about the bronze age collapse. And the roll of the sea peoples. This was a great video about what happened AFTER. Thank you for sharing. Well done.
@nickmccoy853 жыл бұрын
I've only just found the channel, but you had me at "butcher, baker, and chariot maker..." Haha
@ThreeNinjaDucks3 жыл бұрын
Me learning from history to figure out what I should do in the next 20 years
@waveware46783 жыл бұрын
Nice touch with the mark of Chaos on the chaos face on 0:42
@chrish96982 жыл бұрын
Very well researched, highly informative and wonderfully presented. Excellent video!
@bg10522 жыл бұрын
Kinda makes you wonder what the world would be like if the bronze age collapse never occurred, or was less severe.
@Iledomair3 жыл бұрын
i love the art style
@EpimetheusHistory3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Justin!
@Iledomair3 жыл бұрын
@@EpimetheusHistory Earlier today I discovered the Paleolithic Continuity Theory on wikipedia. It's quite divisive in the academic community and essentially completely contradicts PIE theories. Check it out, its a great read and maybe a good topic for a future video!
@EpimetheusHistory3 жыл бұрын
Sounds interesting
@shriramvenu3 жыл бұрын
very informative! I've had a long running interest in the bronze age collapse and how things transitioned to the classical antiquity we think of like greeks and romans.
@angelbear_og3 жыл бұрын
Remember the Ahlamu! Haha. But seriously, we should all be taking notes right now.
@shanpatrickbaker9883 жыл бұрын
Well done, this was an enjoyable watch.
@bluebomber65873 жыл бұрын
You have a good voice for this type of narration. Thumbs-up 👍
@edgregory13 жыл бұрын
While traveling the silk road merchants swallowed gold to retrieve later if their bellies weren't sliced by bandits.
@cakakic19883 жыл бұрын
Excellent episode, I really was curious as to what may have happened to the average person immediately after the BAC. Double thumbs-up!