"what was that, beautiful?"

We invited Cyr and Peachjars to try some fine dining!
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[@matiscrap]

They get to go on dates and write it off for business, win win

[@RemyVonLion]

Streamers live in the future, we'll all be selling ourselves as entertainment and data for AI to serve us better and vice versa.

[@ThatsCem]

​@@RemyVonLionDeep sh*t

[@greenburg2276]

Rich get richer lmao

[@PowerLord83]

​@@greenburg2276of course, why would any with money try to become poor, lol. Dumb saying

[@Hamhockss]

​@PowerLord83 rich get richer...at the expense of the poor. How's that for a saying?

[@bigd2911]

Dude the amount of times I’ve heard this man say “you are lucky you are so pretty”😂

[@moondogg007]

Literally you can make a compilation 😂

[@itisWhatitis12345]

He's ready to be a dad

[@vincethebanana]

“If you weren’t so pretty -“

[@coconutzmilk]

​@@moondogg007i would love to see that, honestly.

[@GardeDuCoeur]

ehh? All i heard is "you are lucky to make me earn so much money”

[@paqap]

-how old are you? -32 -hmm, lots to ponder

[@greenburg2276]

Peak

[@jimmysmantzas]

the only dude that can stand up to Malonkie and live to tell the tale, Cyr the Fearless, i though she was gonna stab him with a fork🤣

[@SuperLOLABC]

Cyr just didnt give a damn about Malena this episode

[@baro6447]

"sorry, shes an alcoholic" gold.

[@manzanasrojas6984]

13:45 Bro rly was about to say p diddy hahahahaha

[@jerichojones2722]

lmao i caught that too

[@What-ti2qh]

hahaha dude i laught my ass off, that face he made afterwards hahaha. Dodged a bullet

[@ssj-rose4572]

Bro loses 25 lbs and now he’s a guru

[@Prixmlol]

He learned from the best, GGX

[@martinivanov645]

and you don't know what determination is and how does it affect your mentality :D , stay behind your monitor and shut the up

[@jorgexon20]

Ngl this new Nick is actually really cool its nice to see people improve themselves. Good job Nick!!!!

[@nonamnonam5332]

"An idle mind is the devils workshop, so stop thinking about stuff" Real greatness.

[@yonh5350]

i really hope they continue this series

[@abilawaandamari8366]

Dresscode looking immaculate this stream. All black just goes hard everytime, I will stand by that for the rest of my life.

[@bdog2200]

Black supremacy! I agree brother!

[@redfordreddington8834]

Dressing like you're going to a funeral is always immaculate

[@Lloocii]

*Off-white

[@Sup3rman1c]

bro their suits look like they bought them at costco sale what are you on? that are the most cheap ass polyester raggedy ass suits and if you don't see it you're the kind of person who wears shit like that to serious occasions

[@gamerzss]

Is this the vanity club?

[@o_oyash]

Nick and Malena should have a MMA fight

[@adityaatri114]

The amount of people who just liked it and laughed

[@STOPSYPHER]

they boxed in a bouncy castle once. She demolished him.

[@somebodyoncetoldme2664]

Lots of weird passive aggressiveness going on here more than usual. Strange vibes.

[@markk217]

Annnd they broke up

[@rooday-]

Nick was definitely the kid to run to lunch.

[@STOPSYPHER]

at least he got his steps in

[@rockerdude]

Damn the aggressive banter is starting to just be uncomfortable. Curious how they actually are off stream with each other

[@joey_dice]

its an act bro

[@Jobe-13]

Maybe it’s just me but Peachjars seemed unusually chill.

[@IoloIololoIoI]

she's always chill. also always drunk cuz she's an alcoholic, but definitely chill.

[@quietne061083]

She wasn’t trying to be the main character like she usually does or maybe she wasn’t drunk this stream.

[@SoyDrinker]

@@toiletwave69 Weirdo

[@DoctorSchizo]

@@SoyDrinkerDon't defend her because she was pretty rude to Cyr on his stream after this

[@tonyu8065]

what the hell are these comments? lol

[@nicksmackerz]

Ayyyy Peach at the 8:04 mark making a "Maggie And The Ferocious Beast" reference, there's a ton of people who don't know that show existed. Thought I hopped realities for awhile there. Not that I'd expect any of them to read the comments but if someone, likely Peach, could force Cyr to do a Hamilton the pig impersonation with his big cardboard box with literally anything you could ever imagine inside

[@notlengthy]

i dont think she gives a shit about that dumb cartoon or w/e, it's a project pat song that got memed very heavily around the time this was recorded

[@flashyturnip7730]

18:20 i see why the vod got taken down

[@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242]

damn that's wild. Wish i saw it lol. I really hope they're happy FR off camera. I think they are from what things seem like in the VOD's and what their friends say but who knows. I just want people to be happy.

[@joey_dice]

@@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242they break charcter so often and literally clarify to you people that they love each other . no one paya attention to that shit tho lmao

[@Carter-car]

Bro nick doesn't have a filter at all he's always on edge

[@djaf8550]

Dam. Malena always brings a gun to a slap fight. Ooof

[@questorama]

They're not gonna make it, break up NOW

[@unRealolol]

Both of these couples are going to break up by the end of this year.

[@sunbehindclouds]

THE ONLY THING MISSING IS THE CHAT FEELSBADMAN

[@josue580]

If Nick and Malena do not break up this year I don't know what these two are doing.

[@2021TwitchWasBetter]

Same thing goes for Peach and Cyr to be honest

[@flashyturnip7730]

@@2021TwitchWasBetter the fuck? I get that they don't seem close at all, but there's no negative either. What am I missing? A lot of comments are hating on peach for reasons I don't understand

[@martinivanov645]

what you see in the outside internet deception showoff is not what is inside you stalkers

[@kw7584]

@@flashyturnip7730agreed, peach and cyr seem like a good couple to me, but I don’t wanna be parasocial. None of us really know anything about the reality of their lives.

[@ГригорийХовер]

Why do you care?

[@ghostlybeast3349]

Nick should look at getting a surrogate at this point.

[@greenburg2276]

The problem is she doesn’t like kids, not she doesn’t want to have one. That doesn’t fix the problem (also they’re probably joking like everything else silly)

[@KillerBee300]

He already made a bet with Extra Emily

[@hm-od5zp]

Cyr should get mob style earrings like the ones Vincent Vega wore in Pulp Fiction

[@Smellyalater143]

What a combo. Love those guys

[@destroyercro1661]

Nick dodging that bullet with odell xD

[@Dabwilldoya]

its fun how nick actually enjoys all the new foods he's trying, mind over matter

[@Sethir]

love cyr

[@flymykim]

this is so painful..

[@mikelk124]

So much neediness. It's so cringe to be a part of. I hope this is satire because if not your crushing need for affirmation is actuallu comical nick 😢

[@johncampbell9107]

I'm all for these nick and cyr fine dining collaborations. Keep em coming.... Like your mom 😏

[@caseman69]

what a remarkable piece of content history Mr Polom

[@iLeicha]

Nick is the type of guy to have normal conversation with and then two minutes later you be like f**k, It does go to A-n-a-l.

[@GavinRamonShow]

This is why Manalda Tuda should not drink.

[@Mishairl]

:D yall looking like full squad from matrix lmao

[@jcvastgoed1490]

The emo club went out on a group date.

[@jkwvss8587]

"So I had to do it again" hahaha

[@adityaradisty5542]

fresh prince of OTK

[@twizzzlers1389]

my man was the one who cried at both our baby showers and whenever our son was born and deff enjoyed the pregnancy way more than I did.

[@oliverherface1491]

Wish the vod wasn't deleted 😢

[@callmeTofuu]

Any idea why?

[@seotseba5438]

for a fine dinning restaurant i cant believe they got those chipboard walls

[@Gandorhar]

well tbh. the thing didnt look like a proper fine dinning restaurant, I mean serving the nori in prepackaged plastic bags? Cmon lol.

[@noredine]

@@Gandorhar I'd prefer it that way, fresh out of the package

[@yanyc1]

it was not a fine dining restaurant

[@Gandorhar]

@@noredine Your missing my point, a fine dinning place wouldnt serve like that, and also usually doesnt even use that stuff.

[@noredine]

@@Gandorhar it seems i did miss your point

[@Hunter-wh6ns]

I think the only way they would ever break up is if Melina chooses not to have kids cause I've noticed nick mention that so much

[@somebodyoncetoldme2664]

I think Nick would always be annoyed over it but he'd still stay.

[@SageOf6Pathz]

​@@somebodyoncetoldme2664 He 100% would leave. She's still young so she can kick the can for now but disagreement over having just one child is a deal breaker for relationships.

[@somebodyoncetoldme2664]

@@SageOf6Pathz True but I think they've had many dealbreakers in their relationship at this point. Like I genuinely can't see any normal person stick with either of them they are both kinda trash in their own ways. I treat this content like some reality tv show lmao

[@toxiclullaby2083]

@@somebodyoncetoldme2664Hasn’t Nick been constantly talking about leaving lately.

[@somebodyoncetoldme2664]

@@toxiclullaby2083 Yeh but there was a scare moment when Melena actually wanted to leave potentially for a few months not Nick and before that she was always the one saying she'd leave

[@101Fisan]

13:46 Nearly said the quiet part out loud

[@akaku9]

Cyr's manson

[@omarosama2793]

Where's the chat Mr editor

[@niosacyswiatlo5434]

Old people doing content to old people... I'm in!!

[@dgmt8789]

Malena throwing things makes sense, most women that dont understand repercussions do that.

[@bruhyou4305]

man you're wack

[@yikes5368]

Bro i cant even stand her thats how bad it its gone

[@mikehunt3530]

14:48 cyr was out💀

[@SSSS-ct8rf]

that explains why Malena was gone for a while 12:35

[@Gridblue]

Cyr standing up for Nick at 12:06 was such a bro code moment. What nice brotherhood !!

[@Nolast12503]

Ngl, Malena's annoyance seems more and more real. Would've been pretty reasonable to not come back 😅.

[@phoreign64]

Video was pretty good until 6:36 smh

[@Tropicocitwo]

Tteokbokki is DELICIOUS. Rice cakes.

[@Bedfordshireman]

Malena cosplaying as the Postal Dude is peak content.

[@WalkingDread]

almost called himself p diddy

[@Mikey.M.V.P.1]

Nick is that guy who's constantly talks about himself

[@bababooey3248]

thats all streamers bro

[@buttnuts2599]

It's almost like his job is to make jokes, and joking about yourself is way better than joking about others. Bozo

[@mubblr]

@@buttnuts2599 you are based and intellegent 🦾🦾

[@mubblr]

@Mikey.M.V.P.1 you are dumb and silly

[@wr31rf]

i mean that his job

[@Garoslol]

The guzzler returns.

[@joey_dice]

melena looks straight out the matrix. dope fit.

[@KingCharlybone]

Damn that one was hard to watch..

[@oxzenloag]

What happened to the full vod?

[@NoMercy40k]

its the plain ass plywood walls for me

[@Kadir-zv8rb]

how are they still together

[@DoctorSchizo]

Which one? Both relationships are awful

[@F87_Frank]

Guys BEARD OIL solves beard dandruff

[@AJvsEverything]

This is such a good crew for this series...Peach needs to be in more content regularly, for sure...

[@DoctorSchizo]

No she doesn't need to be around at all...

[@AJvsEverything]

​@@jimmybean7966Huh? What kind of brain rot fanfic rumors have you been reading on Reddit?

[@abzeeno]

Jason looks amazing , should keep him on the streams

[@aresjerry]

Peach stealing Cyr's swag.

[@aresjerry]

@@jimmybean7966 ur gey for knowing that

[@kbg123]

Someone please tell Nick to wash his hair with COAL TAR to get rid of his Psoriasis.

[@chi3fmarz]

Looking forward to more episodes!

[@slay458]

Nick’s probably going to propose in September

[@InfiniteBoredom100]

Oh boy

[@xTheeLancelotx]

Where is the vod for this stream? 😩I can’t find it anywhere

[@zjostedt]

Cyr is just slammed drunk:D:D

[@ziploc86]

The acting is so good 👍

[@zendaebbe]

Try trim beard after shower when the beard is moist and soft rather then before. Helped me minimize the amount off beard dandruff you mentioned.

[@Bigley525]

Lookin like a young P Diddy my boy

[@pink_fluffy_sky]

20 minutes flew like 1

[@BlaznAzyn]

As a Korean person, can’t imagine paying fine dining prices for plain food…

[@hanaancovington7543]

swinger friends go eat food that's the real video tittle

[@alexanderh.3655]

The editor really got people like me with wireless headphones who are afk for a sec at 9:03 ... Close your eyes and listen to the audio iykyk

[@wrigzor]

Cyr and Peach is the best new couple in stream space.

[@aregee0820]

ok but that slowpulp tho

[@sypo.]

cyr had me 30 seconds in

[@hmidlashkham5552]

Cyr saying 'not everyone wants to do that' so many times. Bro almost nobody can afford to do that lmfao

[@YourDadYoda]

Where is the chat

[@PapaATrain]

I liked the music in that restaurant.

[@evolocity5]

where is chat?!

[@AzureVeinTwitch]

is there a reason there's no vod of this? or am i blind

[@flatearthdays]

Fine dining? This is one step above chipotle

[@Gingerbread22]

I really want to know what has Malena locked into Arma so much cause that sounds hilarious.

[@ognope9252]

Nah fr though, I need to see what that gameplay looks like 💀

[@KillerBee300]

I thought they just role play army stuff I used to watch someone go on missions like you would see in movies.

[@Gingerbread22]

@@KillerBee300 Yeah, sort of. I've seen some missions made that were pretty intricate and sometimes silly like a Predator vs 49 people. There is also the Anastasia mod/mission set that is like a multi session thing. But this is why I wanna see Malena playing Arma cause it doesn't seem like her thing.

[@illaoibo3823]

NOOOOO CHATTT??????? 😡😡

[@flashyturnip7730]

Word of advice, if your girl doesnt ever want to have kids never bring it up. Women who have decided to not have kids fucking HATE being guilt tripped into possibly reconsidering

[@dino4447]

how is that any more valid than the guy wanting to have kids??😂 "word of advice, bottle up your feelings and never have serious conversations with your partner"

[@zeferino596]

The real answer - Stop wasting your time and find a real women to start a family with.

[@flashyturnip7730]

@@dino4447 The whole having a kid part is a whole lot more work for the lady so it's even more selfish for the guy to try to pressure a woman into having kids. It goes both ways, but having kids is such an easy act for a the male partner. A relationship should never reach this point anyways. Kids is a deal breaker for many. If it wasn't then Nick wouldn't keep bringing it up and pissing off Malena. Either let it go or let the relationship go

[@flashyturnip7730]

@@dino4447 sorry for this second reply. They've clearly already have had this serious conversation. I'm not saying to not have the conversation. If anything have it early in the relationship! It's one of the most critical factors in a successful relationship. If the decision has been made then they either have to live with it or end the relationship; the nagging just shows your selfishness and will kill the relationship

[@dino4447]

@flashyturnip7730 agree with everything you said! Definitely mote of a burden on the women in terms of pregnancy so it is a heavier decision for the girl to make. And both people in the relationship should Definitely have the conversation early on because I also agree it can be a deal breaker in relationships. apologies I just read my first comment it was very snide idk what i was on that day. Have a great weekend internet stranger!

[@bluerbiez2650]

how 33 seconds in and nick already raged me by being guy

[@TheRealPac003]

No chat?

[@trythis2006]

thats just a normal ass restaurant lol

[@notlengthy]

whenever nick and melena are together it fucking stresses me out so much. i know most of it is for show or a joke or w/e but jesus christ

[@codex458]

5:22 malena singing “ 🐎 🍆🐎🍆 take that 🍑 🕳️ to the shop” 😂

[@blighticus]

'into shock' , not 'to the shop'.

[@rufuous]

Hello Nabalint, it's me again. It seems that you can't get even your one trick pony right. The Pogo counter goes from 1 at 1:47 to 1 at 4:00. Our expectations were low to begin with and yet somehow you end up disappointing us still.

[@tapol3966]

15:27 cyr next time say "act like it" just for sh*ts and giggles and to make some drama at the table

[@laurenr.m7498]

Looks like you all had a lovely time.😊 Loving the choice of clothing you've all gone for. Good to see you back

[@CeRz]

something felt very weird between nick and malena this video and idk what.

[@thelastgrape7510]

chat i noticed that malena actually got offended when nick kept dividing himself into New and Old. I agree he couldnt be new without the old, great to see nick doing better but seeing malena grasp for him to realize that he needed to be FAt nick to be Gorgeous Nick

[@Tidbit0123]

If he is that annoying on stream imagine off