"what was that, beautiful?"

We invited Cyr and Peachjars to try some fine dining!
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[@bigd2911]

Dude the amount of times I’ve heard this man say “you are lucky you are so pretty”😂

[@moondogg007]

Literally you can make a compilation 😂

[@itisWhatitis12345]

He's ready to be a dad

[@vincethebanana]

“If you weren’t so pretty -“

[@coconutzmilk]

​@@moondogg007i would love to see that, honestly.

[@GardeDuCoeur]

ehh? All i heard is "you are lucky to make me earn so much money”

[@matiscrap]

They get to go on dates and write it off for business, win win

[@RemyVonLion]

Streamers live in the future, we'll all be selling ourselves as entertainment and data for AI to serve us better and vice versa.

[@ThatsCem]

​@@RemyVonLionDeep sh*t

[@greenburg2276]

Rich get richer lmao

[@PowerLord83]

​@@greenburg2276of course, why would any with money try to become poor, lol. Dumb saying

[@Hamhockss]

​@PowerLord83 rich get richer...at the expense of the poor. How's that for a saying?

[@jorgexon20]

Ngl this new Nick is actually really cool its nice to see people improve themselves. Good job Nick!!!!

[@Carter-car]

Bro nick doesn't have a filter at all he's always on edge

[@flashyturnip7730]

18:20 i see why the vod got taken down

[@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242]

damn that's wild. Wish i saw it lol. I really hope they're happy FR off camera. I think they are from what things seem like in the VOD's and what their friends say but who knows. I just want people to be happy.

[@joey_dice4508]

@@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242they break charcter so often and literally clarify to you people that they love each other . no one paya attention to that shit tho lmao

[@sunbehindclouds]

THE ONLY THING MISSING IS THE CHAT FEELSBADMAN

[@hm-od5zp]

Cyr should get mob style earrings like the ones Vincent Vega wore in Pulp Fiction

[@destroyercro1661]

Nick dodging that bullet with odell xD

[@nicksmackerz]

Ayyyy Peach at the 8:04 mark making a "Maggie And The Ferocious Beast" reference, there's a ton of people who don't know that show existed. Thought I hopped realities for awhile there. Not that I'd expect any of them to read the comments but if someone, likely Peach, could force Cyr to do a Hamilton the pig impersonation with his big cardboard box with literally anything you could ever imagine inside

[@notlengthy]

i dont think she gives a shit about that dumb cartoon or w/e, it's a project pat song that got memed very heavily around the time this was recorded

[@Mishairl]

:D yall looking like full squad from matrix lmao

[@jcvastgoed1490]

The emo club went out on a group date.

[@101Fisan]

13:46 Nearly said the quiet part out loud

[@johncampbell9107]

I'm all for these nick and cyr fine dining collaborations. Keep em coming.... Like your mom 😏

[@twizzzlers1389]

my man was the one who cried at both our baby showers and whenever our son was born and deff enjoyed the pregnancy way more than I did.

[@phoreign64]

Video was pretty good until 6:36 smh

[@mikehunt3530]

14:48 cyr was out💀

[@caseman69]

what a remarkable piece of content history Mr Polom

[@niosacyswiatlo5434]

Old people doing content to old people... I'm in!!

[@kbg123]

Someone please tell Nick to wash his hair with COAL TAR to get rid of his Psoriasis.

[@loverofbigdookies]

"stop thinking about him in the shower" 😂😂😂😂 Malena is so fucking funny.

[@YourDadYoda]

Where is the chat

[@hanaancovington7543]

swinger friends go eat food that's the real video tittle

[@abzeeno]

Jason looks amazing , should keep him on the streams

[@flashyturnip7730]

Word of advice, if your girl doesnt ever want to have kids never bring it up. Women who have decided to not have kids fucking HATE being guilt tripped into possibly reconsidering

[@dino4447]

how is that any more valid than the guy wanting to have kids??😂 "word of advice, bottle up your feelings and never have serious conversations with your partner"

[@zeferino596]

The real answer - Stop wasting your time and find a real women to start a family with.

[@flashyturnip7730]

@@dino4447 The whole having a kid part is a whole lot more work for the lady so it's even more selfish for the guy to try to pressure a woman into having kids. It goes both ways, but having kids is such an easy act for a the male partner. A relationship should never reach this point anyways. Kids is a deal breaker for many. If it wasn't then Nick wouldn't keep bringing it up and pissing off Malena. Either let it go or let the relationship go

[@flashyturnip7730]

@@dino4447 sorry for this second reply. They've clearly already have had this serious conversation. I'm not saying to not have the conversation. If anything have it early in the relationship! It's one of the most critical factors in a successful relationship. If the decision has been made then they either have to live with it or end the relationship; the nagging just shows your selfishness and will kill the relationship

[@dino4447]

@flashyturnip7730 agree with everything you said! Definitely mote of a burden on the women in terms of pregnancy so it is a heavier decision for the girl to make. And both people in the relationship should Definitely have the conversation early on because I also agree it can be a deal breaker in relationships. apologies I just read my first comment it was very snide idk what i was on that day. Have a great weekend internet stranger!

[@evolocity5]

where is chat?!

[@BlaznAzyn]

As a Korean person, can’t imagine paying fine dining prices for plain food…

[@flatearthdays]

Fine dining? This is one step above chipotle

[@trythis2006]

thats just a normal ass restaurant lol

[@zjostedt]

Cyr is just slammed drunk:D:D

[@slay458]

Nick’s probably going to propose in September

[@aregee0820]

ok but that slowpulp tho

[@TheRealPac003]

No chat?

[@chad482]

17:57 funny

[@erck319]

Nick probably has Seborrheic dermatitis and using shampoo with ketoconazole like Nizoral will helpm

[@zendaebbe]

Try trim beard after shower when the beard is moist and soft rather then before. Helped me minimize the amount off beard dandruff you mentioned.

[@rufuous]

Hello Nabalint, it's me again. It seems that you can't get even your one trick pony right. The Pogo counter goes from 1 at 1:47 to 1 at 4:00. Our expectations were low to begin with and yet somehow you end up disappointing us still.

[@illaoibo3823]

NOOOOO CHATTT??????? 😡😡

[@laurenr.m7498]

Looks like you all had a lovely time.😊 Loving the choice of clothing you've all gone for. Good to see you back

[@Tmorgan2976]

So good to have Malena back

[@MartinTorreification]

Where chat? Madge

[@Farfetch_]

What happened to the vod

[@lulutango]

Malena, stop drunk uploading. He said "what'd you say, beautiful?" You have to understand, Nick is a boundary pusher homie.

[@Javiersaccount13]

If anybody in the comments ever go to the types of restaurants that cyr is explaining always lick every single last drop of drizzle on the plate.

[@DrizzyDBayBe]

Have a coworker into flat earth too much, the point isnt that the earth is flat it's that we've been "manipulated/lied" to about the "truth"

[@kjbee-]

Did he delete the vod? Cant find it

[@edddodo9511]

I think it's on Cyr's channel

[@handofdoom75]

WHAT STREAM IS THIS FROM

[@CrpDaddy]

After seeing this video, she’s definitely leaving you Good luck nick.

[@skogen5357]

Why df you all dressed for Matrix 5?

[@sadied0g]

5:55 VAUSH LMAOOO

[@YouTubeWatcher9000]

They look like an emo band

[@zeferino596]

Nmplol break up GYM ARC coming soon!

[@Tyelkormoko]

I had no Idea that these guys are super dumb, this is hilarious

[@mimilikescats]

this is such brain rot love you guys though

[@jerichojones2722]

nick i love your streams, but learn to talk about something besides yourself every now and then lol.

[@gvulture1277]

It's the curse of everyone who can finally fit into the clothes they dreamed of for years. When you lose a lot of pounds you get super self indulgent and even though you think you're not that guy who promotes themselves and says everyone should be healthy it just can't be helped. Every fat person who becomes skinny goes through this phase and they either get over it or get fat again.

[@jerichojones2722]

@@gvulture1277 lmao i understand you. all i hope is that nick keeps being healthy physcal wise, i just also want him to be healthy meantal and social wise. but thats all up to him.

[@robdabarbarian]

Cyr is 34??????????

[@andresemidey9679]

The absent-minded anti-furry horse jingle is fuckin hilarious

[@wellnesportstore9519]

damn he is such a simp

[@OneRageyBoii]

malena is crackin me up with her random bullshit while nick is yappin about flat earth lmao

[@simomountassir6363]

WHY CANT WE SEE THE VOD

[@JohnnyHundreds]

the music is annoying

[@DoYouSmokeKush]

0:03 why Malena got cheeks like clown doll from the saw movies?

[@gorillaz9694]

Haven't seen peach for months, but she seems to put on some weight. That's some kind of ironic when Nick starting to lose some weight

[@mathiaspedersen7171]

She uploads herself nude nearly everyday, so you can see if its bad or good weight. But yeah she has put on some weight, and its the right kinda weight if you know what I mean.

[@somebodyoncetoldme2664]

Lots of weird passive aggressiveness going on here more than usual. Strange vibes.

[@markk217]

Annnd they broke up

[@l0l00l0l0l]

i love cyr but feel bad he gets such low viewership.

[@paqap]

-how old are you? -32 -hmm, lots to ponder

[@greenburg2276]

Peak

[@rockerdude]

Damn the aggressive banter is starting to just be uncomfortable. Curious how they actually are off stream with each other

[@joey_dice4508]

its an act bro

[@jimmysmantzas]

the only dude that can stand up to Malonkie and live to tell the tale, Cyr the Fearless, i though she was gonna stab him with a fork🤣

[@SuperLOLABC]

Cyr just didnt give a damn about Malena this episode

[@manzanasrojas6984]

13:45 Bro rly was about to say p diddy hahahahaha

[@jerichojones2722]

lmao i caught that too

[@What-ti2qh]

hahaha dude i laught my ass off, that face he made afterwards hahaha. Dodged a bullet

[@ssj-rose4572]

Bro loses 25 lbs and now he’s a guru

[@Prixmlol]

He learned from the best, GGX

[@martinivanov645]

and you don't know what determination is and how does it affect your mentality :D , stay behind your monitor and shut the up

[@baro6447]

"sorry, shes an alcoholic" gold.

[@o_oyash]

Nick and Malena should have a MMA fight

[@adityaatri114]

The amount of people who just liked it and laughed

[@STOPSYPHER]

they boxed in a bouncy castle once. She demolished him.

[@abilawaandamari8366]

Dresscode looking immaculate this stream. All black just goes hard everytime, I will stand by that for the rest of my life.

[@bdog2200]

Black supremacy! I agree brother!

[@redfordreddington8834]

Dressing like you're going to a funeral is always immaculate

[@6ic6ic6ic]

*Off-white

[@Sup3rman1c]

bro their suits look like they bought them at costco sale what are you on? that are the most cheap ass polyester raggedy ass suits and if you don't see it you're the kind of person who wears shit like that to serious occasions

[@gamerzss]

Is this the vanity club?

[@Nolast12503]

Ngl, Malena's annoyance seems more and more real. Would've been pretty reasonable to not come back 😅.

[@yikes5368]

Bro i cant even stand her thats how bad it its gone

[@questorama]

They're not gonna make it, break up NOW

[@unRealolol]

Both of these couples are going to break up by the end of this year.

[@josue580]

If Nick and Malena do not break up this year I don't know what these two are doing.

[@2021TwitchWasBetter]

Same thing goes for Peach and Cyr to be honest

[@flashyturnip7730]

@@2021TwitchWasBetter the fuck? I get that they don't seem close at all, but there's no negative either. What am I missing? A lot of comments are hating on peach for reasons I don't understand

[@martinivanov645]

what you see in the outside internet deception showoff is not what is inside you stalkers

[@kw7584]

@@flashyturnip7730agreed, peach and cyr seem like a good couple to me, but I don’t wanna be parasocial. None of us really know anything about the reality of their lives.

[@ГригорийХовер]

Why do you care?

[@nonamnonam5332]

"An idle mind is the devils workshop, so stop thinking about stuff" Real greatness.

[@Jobe-13]

Maybe it’s just me but Peachjars seemed unusually chill.

[@IoloIololoIoI]

she's always chill. also always drunk cuz she's an alcoholic, but definitely chill.

[@quietne061083]

She wasn’t trying to be the main character like she usually does or maybe she wasn’t drunk this stream.

[@SoyDrinker]

@@toiletwave69 Weirdo

[@DoctorSchizo]

@@SoyDrinkerDon't defend her because she was pretty rude to Cyr on his stream after this

[@tonyu8065]

what the hell are these comments? lol

[@nofixeddestination5001]

Exfoliating and conditioning your beard is a thing, btw.

[@djaf8550]

Dam. Malena always brings a gun to a slap fight. Ooof

[@yonh5350]

i really hope they continue this series

[@R33DPLAYS]

wtf is wrong with malena, imagine being mad at someone and nagging them to lose weight and eat healthy for years then acting like you couldnt give a fuck when they do

[@stephenmason9527]

She said "I congratulate you every day" 🤷‍♂️

[@danr3131]

Are cyr and peachjars just the same person but different genders?

[@flymykim]

this is so painful..

[@mikelk124]

So much neediness. It's so cringe to be a part of. I hope this is satire because if not your crushing need for affirmation is actuallu comical nick 😢

[@Sethir]

love cyr

[@KingCharlybone]

Damn that one was hard to watch..

[@CeRz]

something felt very weird between nick and malena this video and idk what.

[@ghostlybeast3349]

Nick should look at getting a surrogate at this point.

[@greenburg2276]

The problem is she doesn’t like kids, not she doesn’t want to have one. That doesn’t fix the problem (also they’re probably joking like everything else silly)

[@KillerBee300]

He already made a bet with Extra Emily

[@rooday-]

Nick was definitely the kid to run to lunch.

[@STOPSYPHER]

at least he got his steps in

[@Frank_Serota]

Guys BEARD OIL solves beard dandruff

[@Kadir-zv8rb]

how are they still together

[@DoctorSchizo]

Which one? Both relationships are awful

[@omarosama2793]

Where's the chat Mr editor

[@Sosspurple2318]

Cyr you are like the most handsome twitch streamer.. you can do so much better bro💀

[@Sintan666]

This was hard to watch... alot of very cringe moments lol

[@Mikey.M.V.P.1]

Nick is that guy who's constantly talks about himself

[@bababooey3248]

thats all streamers bro

[@buttnuts2599]

It's almost like his job is to make jokes, and joking about yourself is way better than joking about others. Bozo

[@mubblr]

@@buttnuts2599 you are based and intellegent 🦾🦾

[@mubblr]

@Mikey.M.V.P.1 you are dumb and silly

[@wr31rf]

i mean that his job

[@oliverherface1491]

Wish the vod wasn't deleted 😢

[@hhgxmiing9247]

Any idea why?

[@oxzenloag]

What happened to the full vod?

[@SSSS-ct8rf]

that explains why Malena was gone for a while 12:35

[@xTheeLancelotx]

Where is the vod for this stream? 😩I can’t find it anywhere

[@hadanokuroi]

Jesus Christ Malena is the worst. It was so pleasant while she was away.

[@iLeicha]

Nick is the type of guy to have normal conversation with and then two minutes later you be like f**k, It does go to A-n-a-l.