"What Was The Joke That Got You Cancelled?!" | Jimmy Carr Vs Hecklers | Jimmy Carr

[@LG1ikLx]

"If I was Paul, I would have died an all" That heckle almost killed me 😂

[@TomStevenson-PVM]

I don’t get it 😅

[@GlivGluv]

@@TomStevenson-PVM He's implying the woman is so annoying he would've died too mate

[@cechzc2e]

That comment even tickled jimmy....😂

[@cechzc2e]

"Smashin pasties' 😂

[@Readmedontbelieveme]

I laughed like a drain at that heckle

[@andrewharrison7767]

He missed out the best part about the paralympics joke - he wrote it at headley court, the military rehab facility. The first people he told it to, were a room full of squaddies with limbs blown off in Iraq & Afghanistan and they fucking loved it!

[@scruffygaming627]

Well of course they did, cause it fucken funny.

[@DmacDomage]

If anyone knows humour, it's those that look death right in the face. 😜

[@scruffygaming627]

@@DmacDomage It's not that they know humour, its that they need it more than most.

[@mhx47]

After a year of seeing Jimmy on various podcasts talking about his cancellation (among other topics), I finally heard the joke. And I was buffled (clearly, I share this kind of dark humor). All along, thought it was some political joke that people got insulted…

[@Been_there_no_tshirt]

As they would bloody scratchers 😂

[@paulmcmurray5777]

He is unbelievable at improv with a live audience participating. I saw him in a serious interview & he had a excellent comand of history & a wonderful moral world view.

[@snelgrave101]

Check out Matt rife, he's brilliant at crowd work, probably the best, Jimmy is great though.

[@paulmcmurray5777]

@@snelgrave101 Thanks, will do with your heads up. Cheers.

[@snelgrave101]

@@paulmcmurray5777 👍

[@taras6806]

Have you seen the interview on the diary of a CEO? He is so intelligent and caring.

[@freqeist]

I have similar but most of the time..I get minimal laughter, but seriously Chatty man has the gift, the bast**d : )

[@booshallmighty]

Any soldier would love that joke. Comedy was born a dark place. Comedy has won us wars.

[@Frank.and.Beanzz]

Bit of a reach mate. Won wars FFS.

[@DavetheRaveDinkum]

Haha, when the crowd cheers the girl as she walks back in is priceless 😂

[@GG-mx9fj]

Imagine being her coming back and everyone cheering 😂

[@rikwilliams6352]

As an infantry veteran who served in Iraq & Afghan... that was fucking funny.

[@BobAt101]

I have watched Jimmy in his TV Programs, but his sense of humor is being held back by them , he is a truly bloody hilarious comedian, watching him above i couldn't stop laughing.

[@oni-one574]

"If they gave a fk they'd run it," dead. Lmao.

[@DEVILLXX74]

Sounds like Paul got the better deal 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jimmy_Moon]

Death or smashing pasties?

[@johncharleson8733]

2:07 "I dress like a ... grownup" Love it!

[@stephenking4170]

Nah, he has skinny legs and is too insecure to wear shorts.

[@CharlesTimothy-en7to]

A beast of a comedian , so bloody quick.

[@sunriseboy4837]

Holy crap, no wonder people love JC. He forces people to look at themselves and reality, and "get on the program". Fully excellent 'therapeutic' comedy. Thank you, JC!

[@justayoutuber1906]

I would never heckle this guy. It's like kicking a sleeping tiger.

[@ABVW92]

I get what you mean, but it's hardly a sleeping tiger, the man's usually been telling hilarious jokes for a bit before anyone heckles, that tiger is obviously awake lol!

[@Sean-tj5cu]

@@ABVW92 jesus christ, bet you're fun at parties

[@oddhominem]

​@@Sean-tj5cu - l bet YOU aren't.

[@mr.d5314]

"I would never heckle this guy. It's like kicking a sleeping tiger." Is that true? Do tigers give you witty retorts if you kick them while they're asleep? Now I want to try it, has anyone got a sleepy tiger that I can borrow?

[@dama301]

What's with all the autistic replies here, geez

[@fatbelly27]

I remember that joke about the paralympics. He was absolutely correct, and the guys from the forces would agree

[@Elwaves2925]

Indeed. It's only the ones that have no business being offended by a joke like that, who would be offended by it.

[@Ghosts1129]

Apparently he told it first to people who were in rehab after being over there... So people who lost limbs.. And they all laughed. *headley court military rehab facility* is where he made it

[@XRP-4EvA]

I love the the heroes of my country

[@AlistairLanfear]

😊😊

[@arthurmurfitt7698]

Love ya, Jimmy! Especially after learning more about you and your incredibly interesting story on Diary of a CEO. Cheers!

[@karipaturketo5438]

There's a bit of 💩at the end of your racket...😂😂bravo sir👏👏

[@howiestoffberg]

must be his accent, but what was the heckler's answer after Henman looked at his racket?

[@malikazeez3743]

​@@howiestoffberg "not that end" 😂 as in, not the end of the racket Hernman was looking at

[@howiestoffberg]

@@malikazeez3743 got ya 🤣

[@alexanderkelbrick7492]

Jimmy is just getting better, awesome to see an artist's evolution!

[@flipboyd769]

Mr Carr you are hilarious sir. Thank you for the laughs. Have a great day.

[@MSFSFreeware]

"If I was Paul, I would've died an all" Nice!

[@leonarddekkers5904]

Please explain

[@MSFSFreeware]

@@leonarddekkers5904 Really? He would rather be dead than with her?

[@timpullen4941]

"If I WERE Paul " is the better way of saying it.

[@sirrus6666]

​@@timpullen4941dude... i was you were he was she was it was

[@thehairygolfer]

@@sirrus6666 Tiswas

[@scruffygaming627]

For a guy who gets canceled a lot, he's a nice guy. lol

[@johngibson6597]

They usually are, it's the 🔔 ends that cancel that need a sense of humour!

[@luiscosta9186]

This gentleman is a national treasure! God bless him!

[@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511]

surely the only guy NOT circumcised in tel aviv

[@jasonbrierley1]

Howling….Jimmy I now get you! 😂 and the “Paul” heckle guy take a bow! You taxi is paid for! 😆😆😆

[@ONLYJDkettlebels]

I was at that show in tel Aviv - the guy shouted how does it feel to be the only guy not circumcised! Jimmy

[@medalion1390]

Yeah, that would admittedly make a lot more sense.

[@mannycalavera121]

Normal?

[@lostagain7292]

Came to the comments just to see if someone corrected that joke because it didnt make sense when he said it. Lol

[@ONLYJDkettlebels]

@@lostagain7292 the place erupted… it was the funniest bit of the night . Never seen jimmy lost for words ever

[@JL-vo1bc]

"How does it feel to be the only guy who's not a war criminal?"

[@Antares2]

I think it's even more funny when hecklers start heckling each other

[@lmechb3305]

‘I’m not sensitive on the point’ would have been a good comeback on the circumcised heckle

[@Dreadpirateflappy]

Except he told that part wrong, he was asked how it feels to be the only guy NOT circumcised... it's tel aviv, everyone is circumcised there.

[@lmechb3305]

@@Dreadpirateflappy therefore ‘I’m quite sensitive on the point’

[@Cashprt]

Jimmy is looking better every day. Lost weight, looks healthy. Good on him.

[@russyJ20]

What? It's the opposite.. Looking like he'll be the next Sean Lock (RIP legend)

[@REJohns]

You're brilliant! You've brought laughter back into my life. I only wish, I had stumbled upon you while you were still touring the United States.

[@PieterBreda]

The only comedian that actively engages the audience

[@memofrf]

Brilliant work. Thank you.

[@hassanbenabdelali6287]

I admire his quickness in replying

[@winzracingNZ]

Paul saved himself a painful existence with that then... Clever man

[@DiscoDrew]

Jimmy looks like a Thunderbirds Puppet these days 🎭🗿

[@tehfiredog]

...these days?

[@Just4Growers]

@@tehfiredogbeat me to it!

[@OrlaDoyle-xg7nk]

Oh jesus , he does.. 😂😂😂😂

[@Adelaide-audits.]

Big! , for someone who can't even put his own profile pic up!!!😮😅😅😂

[@Adelaide-audits.]

​@@tehfiredoghe hasn't changed noticeably in the last 20 years! 😮😅😂

[@colleenclements5715]

Stellar comebacks 🏆👏

[@toniromao6716]

He isn't canceled!

[@Kim-jong-fun]

And still going strong. Good

[@bradwinfield5672]

Yeah because he was never cancelled

[@R0bobb1e]

You bring so much joy to the world!

[@lg2525]

Love you Jimmy your a genius and a legend in my eyes.... From Colombia

[@darylmorning]

2:21 Not with that mouth.🤣

[@freqeist]

cheers Paul.

[@james66251]

Dont let them get you down say what ever you want as long as its funny😂

[@CT_97]

The Bromley court line is amazing

[@fieldie]

Got my tickets already, looking forward to seeing you!

[@LordBhorak]

I'd say Jimmy is also a makeup artist. He makes up brilliant fucking jokes!

[@LordBhorak]

Btw... if Jimmy or his staff sees this, come to Bangkok. Because I'm not fucking coming to some "Bristol" to watch you, but would love to see you live. :)

[@halfabee]

I have seen Jimmy Carr in Longleat. And yes he was the most well-groomed and dressed person I had seen.

[@smithpm81]

hilarious JC keep up the great work

[@jaredkennedy6576]

Completely skipped over the woman saying Paul died next week.

[@kevowski]

“Smashing pasties” 🤣👌🏻

[@travelingadventuresofjacks1725]

Hes awesome

[@russelltalker]

The last woman sounded like she was put on the spot, tried too hard to be funny, realized she only came across as insulting, and then tried to fix it. Simple mistake

[@Jet-xk7ss]

He’s like a British robin Williams. So quick and hysterically funny

[@MartinConnolly-d8w]

Classic opening joke 😂😂😂hahahahahahahaha

[@morrisanderson818]

Love British comedy,💯👍🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿

[@russyJ20]

4:49 start of build up to the best part of this

[@thesoundpurist]

Ah ah this guy is hilarious. Just discovered him.

[@denispol79]

It's all laugh and giggles - but he's right. In 1976, after the war, we got the 3rd place in medal count. 2028, here we come ) Correction, here we roll.

[@mikehotchkiss8975]

Don't change a thing Jimmy. Greets from Vancouver Island in Canada

[@BillyWigfall-r9l]

That portable haze machine is pretty cool.

[@jimbozium]

Jimmy has made me laugh for years and I wrote this because he inspires me. He is a prolific joke writer. Jimmy Carr is a fucking Machine who also Occasionally tells jokes.

[@yGKeKe]

The jokes are timeless, but every year his face looks more like Slappy from Goosebumps.

[@mapledelight]

The predictable going to court in a suit joke wasn't timeless, he just swapped it from scouser.

[@kimberlite_66]

hahaha yes he does look like that.

[@MrMarco33333]

Mr Benn the movie. Perfect casting.

[@JOHNNY-zx1lc]

Abandoned by your own 😂

[@JimMedcraft]

Even with the paralympic joke, still had a political comment underneath it. He's a clever guy

[@janineregan1677]

Odd that some people aren’t clear about comedy vs reality

[@Vtarngpb]

“Where’s Alan?” 😂

[@curriehot]

I’m here 😂

[@nikolakozhuharov1042]

you know what Jimmy would have answered

[@dahn57]

"He's at your house, fucking your dad" is what Jimmy would say 😛

[@juanfilipwinifred]

“He’s at your house fucking your dad”

[@tjjames9846]

@@nikolakozhuharov1042 - “He’s fucking your Dad!”

[@nessie986]

that was brilliant i know its close to the knuckles but sooo funny im sorry

[@MartinRonky]

Great

[@JG-vh1xc]

I love him so much

[@Silo65]

Where was this in Bromley?

[@denverflatpackjedithornton]

Gota be Churchills

[@alanwood5064]

Dripping like an egg sarny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@conquiztador89]

Guys put subtitles when someone from the audience is speaking. Cant hear/understand the accent

[@johnw2019]

Jimmy's uncancelable

[@jonathanhindson1594]

As an Ex-Catholic performing in Israel, shouldn't the heckle have been 'How does it feel to be the only UNCIRCUMCISED guy in the room'?!

[@Johnny-sj9sj]

Glad to behold him not using that pathetic forced laugh. It was as bad as people on here doing LOL with cackling emojis.

[@Disport-hw3fp]

8:05

[@colouredmirrorball]

Jimmy really could use some floor light

[@Life_Of_Lilliana]

You look quite dapper in a suit, actually.

[@larsharris]

Peter Woolsly. Star gate Atlantis

[@raykarena4595]

Snowflakes can't cancel Jimmy, he's to talented and uber funny...

[@markharrison3096]

A joke, you told. He repeated and you said " weve found the person with the memory of a goldfish"

[@senordingdong4827]

Why would he be the only person in Tel Aviv not circumcised? I would have thought they'd all be circumcised.

[@ONLYJDkettlebels]

Yeah he miss spoke, they said how does it feel not to be circumcised- it was absolutely hilarious- never seen jimmy lost for words

[@Dreadpirateflappy]

yeah, cocked that up.

[@senordingdong4827]

@@Dreadpirateflappy Maybe it was different live... that was just a snip!

[@MichaelLasotaMusic]

why do the jokes frequently get reposted?

[@mickey0303]

Hey Jimmy, I'm a big fan of your show. I've seen a lot of your stuff, but lately, it feels like I've heard all your jokes before. When are you gonna come up with some new material?

[@OrlaDoyle-xg7nk]

Hes Genius !🎉

[@nigelwest3430]

Nasty humour

[@VoidyVoidz]

This geezer is something else. #LEGEND4LYF

[@planetpaddys]

why buy tickets? iv pretty much seen the full show on youtube xD

[@tigger4011]

No you haven't - this is just the crowd work which differs every night.

[@kuukeli]

good video

[@jimmyjimmy951]

Make Jimmy the UK PM..

[@bearsnevergiveup]

didn't get the tennis racket joke

[@grantstratton2239]

It was where you grip the handle.

[@JasonTheOneAndOnly]

I could not imagine wearing a suit, every fkn day.

[@blackmettle]

9:57 Come and fix this afterwards. LOL. Nobody understood that.

[@neiana]

I think it's because there was some confusion on whether she was a "classical artist" or a "make up artist" and if he were replying to "classical artist" (the last thing I heard her say) it didn't make sense.

[@pwuk]

I didn't expect Robbie Rotten to move into standup comedy

[@alpharoo4251]

In my multimedia degree 20 years ago I devised a technology where people at an event could post messages to a screen. I see it still has no useful application.

[@shanepovey-garman7586]

Is Bromley a dump then? Always thought it was posh and money lol

[@jivebunny3765]

Jimmy is the closest we'll ever get to Bob Monkhouse. Actually, his live audience improv is better than Bob's ever was.

[@coops1964]

Dripping like an egg sarnie. 😮😂

[@radonradon5478]

It is food when the performer repeats what the audience member said...otherwise 🤔

[@GiuseppeBeatz]

Hilarious!

[@thinkeightsix]

You can only be "canceled" if you "cancel" yourself.

[@Turalcar]

The prison is in your mind