They cut the big punchline-----'It seems like government workers are immune to hypnotism; its like their souls are dead ..or something'
@paulmares98153 жыл бұрын
"I will make an Alliance with this unholy Nation" Lost it there ^^
@harrykatsaros3 жыл бұрын
“The Dream Team baby” “probably because the Macarena swept the nation” 🤣🤣🤣
@stringstorm3 жыл бұрын
"Alt-right or antifa" "make me one with your evil empire" My sides
@ruuzap4 жыл бұрын
His 5 reasons for applying for citizenship are sound tho
@pheenmachine3 жыл бұрын
Right??
@bubmer3 жыл бұрын
"The Dream Team baby"
@Ashethetics2 жыл бұрын
The way he counts though - starting with his thumb and pinkie haha
@SamanthaHenderson12 жыл бұрын
The fact he said Johnson before Jordan got me. He knows what he’s about.
@EvanLyman2 жыл бұрын
@@SamanthaHenderson1 he went through the lineup 1-5
@minutedetails76963 жыл бұрын
He is so sure about George Washington... hmm makes me wonder what happened there.
@galelascala1052 жыл бұрын
I love how he says "yes!"
@detroitMC3133 жыл бұрын
"A thousand years!!!" Lolll.
@dub2732 жыл бұрын
My favorite line in the series!
@michaelalangordon61203 жыл бұрын
He's right about those background checks though. Only Knights were permitted to carry swords in the late middle ages.
@shaolin1derpalm2 жыл бұрын
A thoouuusaaaand yeeeeeeaaaaaaaars..... It makes me laugh for 5 minutes every time I see it.
@kakyoin77612 жыл бұрын
3:00 literally the best part
@blehbleheh2 жыл бұрын
Glad to see Colin Robinson decided on the exporting format.
@luismadrigal84073 жыл бұрын
Nandor's accent is the sexiest.
@samiamm40522 жыл бұрын
The way he counts on his fingers
@kakyoin77612 жыл бұрын
I NVEER NOTICED OMG
@guod51652 жыл бұрын
when he said "1000 years" i lost it
@Aurora20973 жыл бұрын
They were mercyless, titans among men!
@rabidslurpy4 жыл бұрын
1:38 Nandor is really embracing modern society.
@SamanthaHenderson12 жыл бұрын
Nandor not-so-secretly being a gym bro needs to happen more-but NOT at the wellness center. Also, forgetting everything from 1992-1993 because of the Macarena is entirely credible. No one got anything done, supernatural being or not.
@sohsiouxmii59459 ай бұрын
Wish they included the q about the role of the US government. Q: What's does it do for American citizens? Nandor (gleefully, sure he has the answer): "It Oppresses Them!"
@fragdude Жыл бұрын
A thousand years!!!
@coreyrees8403 жыл бұрын
Dream team baby
@shootersean5144 Жыл бұрын
2:32 the fist clench 🤣💀
@FabledHeroes33513 жыл бұрын
3:20-3:29 🤣🤣🤣 He Can’t Say It
@rikachika68823 жыл бұрын
Hey…. You guys?
@ccaioli2 жыл бұрын
Hey… you guys! 😂😂😂
@ghostlyjudge Жыл бұрын
unholy nation too true yo too true
@Azrael666Azazel2 жыл бұрын
The joke kind of gets ruined when you know there’s a version of the loyalty oath that doesn’t mention god. Although, maybe America doesn’t want foreign- born vampires as citizens
@MrCTruck2 жыл бұрын
HEY, YOU GUys
@RedMinotaur8083 жыл бұрын
Wow! Sick collection!
@durk883 жыл бұрын
What is the name of the song when nandor said "The dream team baby~
@str1506 Жыл бұрын
Got the moves Aleks James , Randivison
@johnvuhngonzales7459 Жыл бұрын
Hey you guys 😂😂😂😂😂
@RRRRRRRRR332 жыл бұрын
1:55 his hypnosis skills are just so bad lol
@usedforks Жыл бұрын
Actually Nandor is quite proficient at hypnosis!
@calebwitts1232 Жыл бұрын
Heyyy You Guys?
@Lex335672 жыл бұрын
really enjoy how Americans r generally pissed off in the comment section.
@brunoortiz6425 Жыл бұрын
02:54 🤣🤣🤣
@caligrimace10617 ай бұрын
Question. Why is it that Nandor can’t say god and get burned, but Lazlo said it and nothing happened 🤔
@kurtadamlar8 ай бұрын
Borat meets Dark Shadows
@TwinklesTheChinchilla4 жыл бұрын
"They'll give those to anyone" says a man living in New York. Familiars truly are stupid creatures.
@AnIdiotsLantern3 жыл бұрын
Yeah driving an hour or so into the next state is so difficult lol
@TwinklesTheChinchilla3 жыл бұрын
@@AnIdiotsLantern It usually doesn't work that way. The states have their own lists of who they can and cannot sell firearms to on an interstate level and most in New England are pretty strict, anyway. I can't even go into N. Carolina, living in Virginia, and get a gun, even though the laws are looser in Virginia. It'll usually be a case of, "We'll ship it to a Virginia dealer".
@AnIdiotsLantern3 жыл бұрын
@@TwinklesTheChinchilla and then you’ll get it. A minor roadblock is not a ban. It’s not like you’re paying black market prices to anonymous smugglers like they have to in Australia.
@nonyabuznis26643 жыл бұрын
Lollll they sell guns at walmart bro, they're easy to get. WTF are you on about
@bogman46293 жыл бұрын
No, they're pretty easy to get. I have about 15.
@h.w.barlow6693 Жыл бұрын
Make me one with your evil empire 💀
@xygnusx50673 жыл бұрын
I strongly dislike when shows, due to political bias, make specious statements with the purpose of misleading the audience.
@AnIdiotsLantern3 жыл бұрын
Good thing this show just said true things haha! It’s harder to get an appointment with a therapist then a firearm, welcome to America!
@xygnusx50673 жыл бұрын
@@AnIdiotsLantern Your comment illustrates exactly what I mean. I really like this show and even though obviously fictional, comments like the acquiring of firearms are completely wrong, yet, a significant number of people will believe it and do zero research.
@rkhale023 жыл бұрын
@@AnIdiotsLantern It's not tho, and i'm not one of thoes nasty stupid republicans. You need to have identification and a background check and fill out a NICS document correctly, and there are plenty of ways you can be denied, even after being paid. To get a therapist you simply call and get an appointment set up, sometimes without having to leave the comfort of your home via digital sources. Someone without any form of US citizenship AT ALL would not be able to buy a firearm in a US store because they would have 0 Identification.
@AnIdiotsLantern3 жыл бұрын
@@xygnusx5067 my research is living in America. 🇺🇸 🔫💥
@AnIdiotsLantern3 жыл бұрын
@@rkhale02 you know Guillermo is going to be the one to actually BUY the gun, right? 😆 the guy with legal ID and no criminal record? Then he’ll just give it to Nandor. Easy. “Just call and get an appointment” CALL WHO? 😂 dude you are too much