What YOUR favorite HOMESTUCK ship says about YOU

Now with 100% less dercest.
/ bigfunkyj
THE MUSIC:
• Elevatorstuck ELEVATORSTUCK
• SUNSLAMMER [Homestuck ... SUNSLAMMER
THE ARTISTS:
/ amalgamation__
/ axollady
/ babakinkin
/ butlerkitty_
/ captainjoe
/ chromatticsalt
/ conksuckgucci
/ crackshipdealer
/ crpal4
/ csharpeart
/ duetland
/ deardeeric
/ enderianmonarch
/ fefairys
/ fefrezi
/ floofy1851441
/ frankenflora
/ grimlakes
/ hoodiex
/ imlovedavepeta
/ kittokattx
/ ktd_draws
/ leafingaround
/ mikkythehamster
/ mutanttrickster
/ noodlehonk
/ oheic
/ potiondealer
/ purgetheweak1
/ rossloss2020
/ raspberryheaven
/ rubs_juice
/ sapphinese
/ stinky_boi
/ sidelag
/ sunniepops (NSFW)
/ teanpens
/ tenbytabs
/ thesilverdining
/ xxbennybunnyxx
/ yoitscro
/ whoreofd00m
/ ziwwyhoo
/ les8oo8oo

[@darks_arts]

"you will never forgive andrew hussie" isnt that like?? everyone in this fanbase tho???

[@Zombie_Chow]

I forgive him.

[@darks_arts]

@@Zombie_Chow you are either not well informed or a more forgiving man than i, either way i hope you are living your best life

[@Zombie_Chow]

@@darks_arts probably the latter

[@sweetcherry7759]

I'm not mad at him, or not to the point of "unforgiving", I just think he tried too hard, ya'know?

[@spacesoda4863]

What are the odds of seeing you here

[@thefunnyman8073]

Yo someone recognized Terezi and Nepeta’s incredible relationship potential!

[@maddoggoeswild]

ah yes textbook furries club

[@poprocks6576]

Yes finally, I love my roleplaying babys

[@shinypaintf588]

my otp

[@blakethesnake6686]

this seems interesting. could anybody elaborate?

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

Ikr!?

[@whyareyougae6567]

"cronkri: you really hate that the dancestors were sidelined and you won't shut up about it on twitter" INCORRECT. i won't shut up about it on TUMBLR.

[@michael-elliottjansen4328]

“dave/aradia, moirails” *shaking cookie in my hand mildly in a “hell yeah bro” way* “you REALLY like homestuck lore” *shaking cookie harder to indicate increased agreement and enthusiasm* “especially classpects” *my cookie broke in my hand :(*

[@poeticcinema5857]

Davekat: "Your GAY and you *love dumbasses* " Thats so accurate Im in tears. Of joy? Of pain? Of exceptance? Who knows! Not I.

[@murlocknight1427]

I know right?!

[@aliciarieske]

😭the accuracy

[@snoojs]

hi :)

[@bluewater1721]

*You're

[@puffinthefish]

TRUUUE

[@Enigmatic_Lurker]

"You might also be a Gamzee apologist." Oh man. This.

[@thefluffyaj4119]

shhhh im just a biased capricorn-

[@iveedoodle]

i was a gamzzee apologist for the the longest time 😭 good thing that's over with

[@thefluffyaj4119]

@@iveedoodle i honestly don't care about discourse anymore. he's a comfort character of mine and I completely acknowledge in canon he's a horrible person and mostly just a joke character. but who really cares about how I choose to think of gamzee in a way that makes me happy? who is harmed by that decision? just doesn't make sense to me now if you'll excuse me in gonna go draw gamzee in a strawberry dress while high on lsd. just as god intended

[@iveedoodle]

@@thefluffyaj4119 gamzee would approve of this action, and same! I just know now that gamzee isnt a great guy anymore, but I can still enjoy his character. who even cares about canon anymore lmao. as neil gaiman says, everyone has their own perspective on characters and plot, once your work is out there, it isnt yours anymore, the people reading it make it their own in their minds

[@helioswolyummy3926]

My capricorn friend who is at the start of the act 6 is really turning into a gamzee apologist... So she made a difference between Gamzee and Sobzee xD She hate Sobzee

[@philippelizotte3760]

Jojo when talking about ships that has two female characters in them: ...AND YOU’RE A LESBIAN

[@mangounit9678]

but what if youre a dude does that mean im inevitably going to become female

[@stm7810]

@@mangounit9678 yes, the trans is coming!

[@electra_rose]

@@mangounit9678 how it goin

[@mangounit9678]

@@electra_rose sup nerd

[@electra_rose]

@@mangounit9678 sorry but who are u again head EMPY

[@flesh8881]

I guess I’m not surprised that johndavekat isn’t on there, but wow no johndave? dang ;_;

[@sxtr1z518]

@@dr2brains_ i- no

[@wildfiremissingno66]

junedave. her name is june.

[@flesh8881]

@@wildfiremissingno66 I wrote this comment 3 months ago when it wasn’t even canon, I’m not even in the fandom anymore. I’m trans myself and wouldn’t misgender anyone on purpose. So sincerely sorry if I offended you, but I really had no idea.

[@octoballs]

@@flesh8881 more people should be like you

[@quinnc9509]

@@wildfiremissingno66 you can like june, and not be mean to people who prefer john .-.

[@pencil9143]

"You love enemies to lovers, but you're a coward". Lmao say that to every erisol shipper back during murderstuck. The hate anon asks were endless. Actually, if you like Gamzee, Eridan or Equius you get hate even now sgdgfhfh. You don't even have to be an apologist.

[@sludgeguzzler]

What's a gamzee apologist? I'm new to the fandom and there are stuff I still don't understand

[@remiqeq5579]

@@sludgeguzzler spoiler gamzee does some horrible stuff in the future and people who justifies his bad actions are the apologists

[@sludgeguzzler]

@@remiqeq5579 oh thanks! I like gamzee but I don't think you should just look past all the stuff he did, it makes me sad but kits the truth.

[@howtozuzu]

Why Equius? I haven't caught up on him doing anything bad yet

[@pencil9143]

@@howtozuzu well, idk if you finished reading homestuck yet, but you probably are far enough into the comic to know about aradiabot. Some people really hate Equius for what he did to her, programming her to love him against ger wishes and all that. So far as to calling it r*pe. There's also the fact that he's a classist and can't look past his and everyone else's blood color, which ultimately kills him. He's similar to Eridan in those aspects, although he didn't go into a murderous rage. And I think people find him creepy because he gets turned on by the weirdest things like domineering and can't seem to stop hia kink from creeping into a normal conversation. Also the bara furry anthro horse porn, hahaha.

[@CJCroen1393]

(on PM/WV) "You REALLY love Carapacians and HATE how the Mayor is babied in fanon." YES. Also, sad about the lack of Mom/Dad :(

[@Koretached]

The Mom/Dad ship sounds so incredibly stupid outside the context of hs

[@queueb]

surprised dirkquius isnt in crackships. they have so many common interests and arquiusprite alone proves that they have excellent chemistry. just imagine how happy they could be together i ;n;

[@FunkMcLovin]

huge brained

[@amidalaprin4846]

Dirkquius and ARquius (not sprite) have absolutely huge potential.

[@OctovenderReal]

"you probably think Dave is actually a really cool guy" accurate, very accurate

[@Daetcheu-nono]

Pour one out for my homie johndave, been my favorite and og ship for over a decade *salute*

[@deilancelam]

same!!

[@blakethesnake6686]

hammer time

[@ravenpie5293]

Kanaya Karkat is my comfort ship, lol I ship nothing else like I do them. I know Kanaya has Rose but Karkat and Kanaya really had/have a mutual respect for each other and deserved to be closer as friends I think.

[@ch0c0m1lk_7]

69 likes

[@Isuream6331]

I literally do not understand how someone can look at the relationship between Kanaya and Karkat and not think “Yep, those two are perfect morails.”

[@kittykatpikachu]

"you just want them to be happy, and you might also be gamzee apologist" yeah, hes funny

[@FallenAngelTsuki]

aw, arasol is totally a cannon ship!

[@Smugly33810]

*was

[@sylvie_loves_frogs4951]

june/john

[@freaky_chips4245]

Absolutely disgraced that SolKat is a crackship

[@AnnaMWatch]

Now you gotta do a "what your favorite hiveswap ship says about you" one! because the friendsim friends deserve love too

[@maverickREAL]

XefJoey: You're a basic bitch. But you want good things for Xefros. DamJude: You're a basic bitch, but you actually pay attention.

[@Anuyushi]

God yes

[@noisemachine5731]

yeah lmao that’s exactly it. u missed dirkjohn tho, which im not even into, but it IS one of the biggest crackships out there for some reason

[@data6022]

June is transfem, shipping her whit a gay guy is not a you know, good idea

[@flesh8881]

@godikynat it’s not canon though...? and even if it is/was in homestuck^2, homestuck^2 itself isn’t canon. let people do what they like.

[@aminishnamedvaati]

dirkjohn is my biggest comfort ship :')

[@merlumili]

I was waiting for that one! Started as a joke way back when, but somehow I like it a lot now lol

[@askerror1987]

I just think the idea of the two of them is very funny :>

[@TheLegend2T]

Aradia feferi shippers:UwU Nepeta fans:Are you challenging me?

[@okavara3833]

Karezi…. Did I miss Karezi….? Karezi…. Crying because we remember their chemistry in act 5 And then the and then the “You don’t need him” note that appeared right after in the retcon like bruhhhbrubhbrhh ;-;-;-; (This didn’t happen, right? Somebody please tell me that didn’t happen)

[@lua-sp1op]

ive been looking for karezi too >:[

[@dualitysDownfall]

that moment when your favorite ot3 isn’t even in the crack ship section LMAOOO any other davesolkats in the comments?

[@km_-pi3uv]

yep lol

[@ethaeth7650]

I've never thought of that but it sounds GREAT

[@dualitysDownfall]

@@ethaeth7650 There are some absolutely DELIGHTFUL davesolkat fics on AO3 by a writer called Unda. After reading those, I can never go back. ❤️💛🖤

[@portablesun_]

HECK YEAH!! Its literally one of the only homestuck ships I like a lot tbh :D

[@portablesun_]

@@dualitysDownfall I read unda's work too! Unda is so so so talented, I love their fanfics and Its like the only fanfics I read now. Have you read their most recent one?

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

My 4 OTP’s and how accurate this was: Davekat: Yeah, yeah I am and I do. Rosemary: Yes, just yes. Katnep: Yes, I want my kinned character to be happy. Neprezi: honestly I love the idea of these two just vibing, they were so awesome and amazing partners that deserved more screentime and interactions together.

[@svorica]

the jadedavekat one hit the lack of johndirk should be illegal/j

[@Anuyushi]

My favorite crackship is Gamzee X John because like, look at them, clown and prankster, why has nobody else noticed this potential?

[@sherbertshortkake6649]

Jane...Candy...

[@keaton5101]

i think a lot of caliborn shipping comes from the desire to have him get a better situation also i wouldnt say davepeta/jade is that similar to dave/jade because davepetasprite^2 would probably be the type of manic personality that would be able to keep up with jade at least according to hs2s depiction

[@znow_y7393]

*cries in JohnDirk*

[@sleepybully3873]

im glad im not alone

[@kuwagattan]

"you hate how the mayor is babied in fanon" YES. ME ME YES THATS ME hetero comfort ship also

[@manglednatalia]

Meuloz - you like the dancestors and don't think it was fair that they were sidelined and just want Meulin to be happy

[@fizzycolalizzie]

i can’t believe there’s such rarepairs in here but no junedave what are the odds of that

[@wolfbeam9169]

Somehow Karezi was not even brought up and I don't know if I am upset or not.

[@razypie1802]

i am upset ;-;

[@arkaruss]

I'm glad I didn't get personally attacked but they had some of the best chemistry and potential in the whole narrative

[@somatryoshka]

i AM a lesbian and i DO like she ra

[@lorekeepershiori9874]

F for Mitula

[@data6022]

that second shirt is absolutely cursed I deeply need it . Also all the art in this is SO CUTE

[@pun6gund265]

I'm more of a dancestor shiper myself, their over the top personalities just makes shipping more fun and spicy lol. Also, alt!Calliope x Dirk has some very sus cherub romance undertones... but to be honest, I just want all Calliopes to be loved and happy.

[@8spider895]

CRONKRI IS SO ACCURATE *VIOLENTLY SOBS* been into homestuck for 5 years now and I'm still

[@juneserketreadshomestuck8719]

omfg the car image

[@k_klaw2097]

1:36 its true, im a big fan of that dumb guy but jake adds an interesting spin

[@belleboy1711]

The davekat one is very accurate

[@nodoby6943]

i love karkat eridan but it’s so rare

[@kinstagram3606]

Me to!!

[@bellmandi86]

I’ve actually seen a good amount of Erikar! So wholesome ♦️

[@Lunishta]

If he'd just been around more lowbloods maybe he wouldn't have been like That

[@bludinfections]

Your mind omg

[@theredproxy]

YES THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[@roryschussler]

Alternate VrisKan: you're big on WLW ships, and you were into Homestuck back when this was the only such ship with a hint of canon validity.

[@capri_spritez8594]

homestuck?!??? in my 2020?!?!?!

[@trixabellian]

**LAUGHS IN MULTISHIPPER**

[@achillesdykeza2063]

dirkedjakes *handshake* dirkuus idk what were handshaking about we are just friends :)

[@megmoore8681]

I feel so called out by Vrisrezi, Rosemary and Calliroxy. It's all true... Also mad respect for respecting that June is canon.

[@chriiiiis]

"Gamtav, You may also be a Gamzee apologist." ... I can't get angry because you're correct.

[@8spider895]

ok what do yall think about Kankri Latula and Mituna *squints at the list of ships I used to ship back in the day*

[@falloutbunny]

johndave: you're gay and had a very unfortunate unrequited crush on your best friend. definitely not speaking from personal experience here :'))))

[@I_SWEAR_IM_NOT_LYING]

Wow. Jeez. Had to call me out there. "Had" is the important keyword tho

[@GREY_404]

me sitting through the whole thing waiting for Equitav:

[@aurascade4465]

Once again my favorite was nowhere to be seen 😔 oh well at least some of them were in there

[@malxisnt]

whats ur favorite??

[@catboytartaglia]

LOL same, but DirkUU was here so its all good

[@Shamger413]

5:25 dave *IS* a really cool guy! I stan for dave. no homo though

[@daveslamjam]

where the heck is junedave

[@DeadAutumnLeaves]

EquiNep

[@cyberpunk-2O77]

Diamonds are stronger than hearts. I think they have an amazing relationship, or maybe that's just my cope speaking. They've been my otp since they were established.

[@shaowgamerxt101]

Karkat X Davepeta^2. You love both Davekat and Nepkat but can’t make your mind up on witch you like more and you might be Bisexual.

[@blakethesnake6686]

YOU A RE A FUCKIONGHNJG GENIUS

[@OllieAnxious]

Hell yeah Jojo! I'm excited! :3

[@Pablo360able]

dirkat is a good ship, someone please change my mind I can't handle this knowledge

[@queueb]

dirkat IS a good ship and i stand by it !!! TWO self hating overthinking assholes who can firmly shut down each others bullshit??? AMAZING.

[@valentine4104]

STOP KNOWING IM A LESBIAN IS IT THAT OBVIOUS

[@Dapperwaffle07]

i consider myself to be a casual karezi enjoyer

[@Invaderrei]

fefnep : you just want everyone to be happy, and you've definitely said "uwu" unironically.

[@ashelynnnicole3716]

At first I was like "wait no" then I realized halfway through Erifef and Arafef are different, and suddenly felt SO called out by this video (Aradia

[@lordbuss]

You didn't use all the amazing ship names! www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/1lzitp/best_ship_names/ www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/2uvvhh/clever_ship_names_you_have_invented/ fanlore.org/wiki/List_of_Homestuck_Pairings vk.com/topic-40057288_27779018 1:14 You don't need to argue about it, all trolls are bisexual unless stated otherwise. The interesting situation is when people get into arguments on Twitter about how Vriska is trans. 5:55 Early Homestuck? I doubt that the people who love early Homestuck more than late Homestuck (not to mention post-canon) ship June. The fact that now John is automatically June, in all timelines, even though post-canon is post-canon, and we haven't even seen June yet, makes me think that the people who were afraid of June's effect on canon were right. 8:18 What? Duh-ve-peta? No. It's pronounced like the regular name Dave, and then peta.

[@notoriousprince6357]

And what about DirkJohn???! 😢

[@trixabellian]

I feel called out

[@sweetcherry7759]

Eridan x Roxy would of made the perfect (het) couple!! Maybe Eridan would of learned to be slightly less of an asshole (or at least started doing good things, albeit in his own sexy arrogant way that roxy might find adorable)

[@thatonefangirl5418]

Man I know I’m a bit late on this video but my fav ship is actually EriGamKat (Eridan/Gamzee/Karkat) aND THEYRE ALL DATING EACH OTHER (Dave is also dating Karkat

[@Richie_Does_It]

I WAS JUST ABOUTTA COMMENT THIS, THIS ALL THE WAY

[@blakethesnake6686]

WHERE IS EQUIUS♠SOLLUX

[@novabee6503]

Two years late but a crack ship I bump into once in a while is porrim & damara. Great video

[@Anna-lh5qk]

not him going cannon ships and then he pulled out the davekat. i am not there yet. i’ma head out.

[@matthewsteele99]

Ervris they're both my favorites

[@skiballx6924]

dirkhal is my favorite but atleast dirkuu is here so i am happy :)

[@yellowfuzz292]

Dirkhal is 💕 DirkCal too! And DirkJake... Pretty much anything with Dirk😂 I just love him

[@lalunearts2]

its so funny to find this as a Fefkat (Matesprit) shipper, like, im pretty sure there is three of us who actually exisit, but its fun

[@bitesizeart6054]

where's gamkar and davegamkar

[@ena865]

me waiting for eridirk:

[@theleemaaeras2083]

I got a crackship: Caliquius. (Caliborn + Equius) Tell me everything >:) (I might even have some art in the depths of a folder somewhere)

[@kuprum7]

please explain your thought process omg, id be super interested in knowing more

[@viraltang]

I am here so many times....

[@lukeshef1713]

I've never heard Davepeta pronounced like that and I hope I never have to again.

[@Rain0T]

OLIVE GARDEN THAT'S SO CLEVER HOLY SHIT

[@maverickREAL]

I'm an erisol shipper but I love feferi what does this MEAN for me...

[@maddoggoeswild]

I've...never heard someone say Davepeta like that. It just kinda threw me off.

[@stm7810]

"you might be polyamorous" yup.

[@stagelights_]

i ship junerosemary, junevrisrezi, and juneroxy, as well as janecallieroxy diamonds and i wish i could ship all of them but it would probably be weird to ship june with both rose and roxy i also ship davekat and jade-davepeta but those arent connected to the above ships unrelated to anything ship related but i HC roxy as genderfluid because its honestly the biggest brained HC ive seen in ages

[@gabeitch4484]

my otp is pale vrisrezi cos i love them both individually and their dynamic (the ex best friends who make peace with each other, kinda of like she-ra pop but platonic)

[@malxisnt]

i am gay i love dumbasses ur right

[@pilgrimonthelongroad2875]

"you just remember the scene where they were looking for frogs, and thought they were really cute" I feel seen

[@itsannagrimm]

DIRKKAT SUPREMACY

[@friedmombo]

"crack ships: junekat" *clutches chest in pain* ok yeah thats fair...

[@chesiregirl]

EriAra - you just wanted good things for Eridan and Aradia but you also didn't want to break up Solfef.

[@vriskan]

low-key mad how accurate the vriskan one is grr I feel called out

[@aleqsgecko5957]

Erisol. Yeah. I really don't like fef. I actually have no clue why tbh.

[@dabolympics6782]

i like her, but she can be pretty annoying

[@pecklespeckle1]

Me, a fervent Fefnep &/or Fefeta and pale Soltav shipper: nice, she has my other favorites

[@remyrochelle3101]

Woah! Hello! It's my friend! Jojo! From the KZbins!! (Fantastic video, I love your stuff!)

[@munchknees3993]

This is gonna sound so mean.. but the first thought that came to my head when I saw your face was “GIBBY???”

[@FunkMcLovin]

gibby is a chad. no offense taken

[@St0nek]

I mean my fave is defenitely EriVris, but just because thats such a good kissmesitude, like damn.

[@St0nek]

My fave is Vriska

[@cipherbunz2612]

"You REALLY love Carapacians and HATE how the Mayor is babied in fanon" these two arent my top favorite homestuck ship (they're absolutely up there though) but just,,,, this also i almost screamed as soon as i saw Doze and Itchy at 9:07 because its so rare i see stuff with The Felt in it out in the wild without looking for content about them myself, these guys and the Midnight Crew are literally my top favorite characters in all of hs

[@alljammedup6781]

The very first time you named a ship I am attached to I felt. So Fucking Attacked.

[@Mizzleblip]

YO I LOVE YOUR SHIRT 8:35

[@howtozuzu]

My OTP is Eridan x Equius o3o They have a strangely cute dynamic,,, it's gay

[@kuprum7]

YES OMG i agree so much, youre so right

[@okavara3833]

I’d sense they have this weird ashen thing goin on, or even vacillation between spades and ashen On the one hand, Equius recognizes the eternal feud between landwellers and seadwellers On the other, Eridan might see that, and be like “yeah wwhatevva landwweller” and i think they’d get really into hating each other over larping troll lore Honestly trying to write them interacting sounds like a challenge I need to try out sometime. Eridan has ridiculous pompous language choices, and Equius is usually very serious, almost e%lusively so.

[@solvated_photon]

Okay I am now entirely confused about my entire existence. Edit bc 6:40