What Your Favorite Naruto Ship Says About You

[@GurrenPrime]

Honestly, this could probably get a part 2.

[@justsomedangerbigfootwithweb]

sasuke x choking

[@polkadotflannel4222]

Oh man, this didn't even take a dig at any of the villains. This could be a 10 part series.

[@fadedneonzzz9259]

GurrenPrime I think RWBY needs a second part too

[@CassetteGlitch]

I want to get called out as a "Believer in the inherent eroticism of bickering married couple who also hate each other"

[@SweetPurebloodAngel]

Yes. I mean, Naruto could have his Seme harem. Every male he meets ends up falling in love with him. I mean, I remember these guys kinda like him. Shino Kiba Neji Obito Sai Kankuru Itachi Pain Nagato Sora And I haven't seen Naruto in over 5 years. So I'm probably missing some guys.

[@bisexualmajima]

Sasodei: it may be 2019 but it's always 2007 DeviantArt in your heart

[@annalang5687]

Stop calling me out like this

[@kiddouwu7399]

NO STOP- I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE PERSONALLY ATTACKED-

[@youreright3128]

I still ship these two like it's the first day lmao no ragrets

[@booksimon8183]

Interesting, all the Naruto reactors thought Deidara's mouth-hands were disgusting. Can some of you SasoDei fans tell me what you thought of him at first?

[@PhoenixAngel429]

I feel personally attacked......

[@sweetarttt]

Okay... but the shikatema comment personally attacked me-

[@Kdawn1995]

I came here expecting it and wasnt disappointed

[@griffinwatson5197]

Agreed.

[@rookiesubliminals]

It was true tho'

[@ZuzaC]

I felt exposed

[@onigireee]

I wasn't expecting a real ass whooping with it, so _y e s_ Also _I SEE OWL BOI_

[@ladynoirvs8826]

*Waits patiently for Hinata and Kiba ship* “Ah just like the anime, gets ignored”

[@xLadyRaine]

This is kinda cute. I know someone that ship Kiba/Sakura. Kiba is down to earth and would be a catch for anyone

[@ladynoirvs8826]

gapple * rude- 😂😂

[@lunarlohr1543]

I feel you

[@electric6247]

@gapple * Kiba has shown some signs of having a crush on Hinata, so I wouldn't say they have no chemistry

[@ladynoirvs8826]

@Electric * yeah he always makes sure she alright and safe

[@jamrutter3298]

Madatobi: "You would've shipped Sasunaru but you thought they didn't hate each other enough" Yep, pretty accurate to me...

[@erikaboueres]

I laugthed my ass off bc this is so accurate it hurts

[@eurovisionsarah424]

Kelly Belly 😂

[@ichichan3285]

Yesss 😂😂

[@noon4576]

Yes yes it's been my otp for 3 years 😂😂

[@fannyprat792]

All right the enemies to lovers is a big reason for me but I also firmly believe the whole plot of the manga could have been avoided had Madara managed to get laid

[@TheBigE9999]

orochimaru/kabuto: you believe in the inherent eroticism of snakes. just snakes. some would say too many snakes. i'm one of them

[@tonydanatop4912]

That one

[@Vorloks]

ETHAN Franco this made me openly laugh

[@sugatea5697]

Lol indeed

[@TheSouthwestBoyz]

Brittany Bennett HELLO POLICE? Yes this Snake right here

[@Sheriden.]

*YES YOU KNOW ME*

[@ranyadavina4585]

Kakashi/Happiness: I just want the best for Kakashi, and really, who wouldn't? Edit: This is the most amount of likes I have ever gotten, and it's all because I love Kakashi. This is peak comedy.

[@crystaltrotter6905]

I know right

[@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar]

Kakashi/ Icha Icha

[@notthatcarolina7558]

I would love it if he gets a significant other in boruto, somebody as cool maybe lol, he really deserves it.

[@siIhouettes]

Notthatcarolina || Yeah, I'd love if he meets someone who's able to make him happy, maybe someone who has the combined personality of Obito and Rin; loves to annoy you/pull pranks on you, but cares about you. It'd be cool if that person was also as powerful as him too. Edit: Maybe let the person have a kekkei genkai, possibly an ice one. Maybe let her be Himawari's teacher so the girl doesn't just look unrelated to Naruto and family. Then, maybe let someone kidnap her and make false rumours that she's dead so Himawari has more motivation to become a shinobi to avenge her sensei and Kakashi snaps, becomes mentally damaged and considers suicide because he feels like everyone close to him always dies, we get an emotional moment with OG Team 7 comforting Kakashi. Then one day, when they're in a life-or-death situation, make Kakashi sacrifice himself to save Himawari or someone by standing in front of them and taking the hit, then seconds before he's killed the girl saves Kakashi, deflect the attack and he cries in joy to not see her dead and hugs her maybe. That'll be one hell of an arc. Maybe introduce her as saving Kakashi and Himawari from an OP character that she's been hunting down for years for killing her mother. Possibly make a sad backstory for her too, perhaps her dad was abusive, her mom getting killed in front of her, but she finds friends and fixes her relationship with her sibling(s) that help her not become a rogue ninja and stay on the good path. Wanna make it more interesting? Her dad betrayed and accused Kakashi's dad, which you know what happens next (sigh). Tada.

[@jolynecujoh9158]

HAHAHA nice

[@johnhanley9946]

Jaraiya x Tsunade: You are facinated by '80s porn.

[@atsu9677]

Xsmeshk SK eue hg jejejeeh whaut-

[@tanushriadhikari1860]

Yass 😂

[@boenkIub]

"106cm"

[@aeh5109]

Looool

[@nacreor]

everyone was waiting for that "you just wanted good things for hinata and really... who wouldn’t?"

[@firstbinguser]

I hate her-

[@justsomefangirl1030]

@@firstbinguser i finally found someone who shares my opinion

[@herbivi-cus5382]

i would much more prefer 'you really wanted good things for gaara'

[@nacreor]

herbivi - cus me too

[@nacreor]

i would have said naruhina: you are a heterosexual

[@alwaysdino_5648]

“Think kakashi is hot which......you know...fair” 😂Accurate

[@enragedcucco8611]

Very accurate 😂😂😂💀💀

[@dealusion]

Too accurate 😅

[@CrimsonHybrid]

:^)

[@immamakeyoumad9118]

But jokes aside him with anyone else but me is not canon

[@dealusion]

@@immamakeyoumad9118 hahaha lol no he's mine

[@ng23242]

I ship myself with Kakashi *exclusively*

[@crunchygarlicbread6701]

Kakashi is mine back off

[@ng23242]

kawaii gxmer ohhhhh do you wanna fight I see

[@crunchygarlicbread6701]

@@ng23242 yes yes i do

[@fladimo9594]

You guys should get some help

[@ranyadavina4585]

@@fladimo9594 hey c'mon man, let them have their fun

[@Taikoubou07]

I laughed hard with Tobirama x Madara: You’d ship Naruto x Sasuke, but they don’t hate each other enough

[@thisisforrachelyou2196]

Which okay fair

[@keykey_1219]

I really did tooo omg😂

[@OzMaVa]

I just like enemies to lovers :( Also they are really hot

[@smrutishikharath3025]

Why did anyone even ship tobirama and madara where hashirama and madara are right here????

[@keykey_1219]

@@smrutishikharath3025 I’m a multishipper so i ship then too lmao. I ship it all. I love ships

[@kioko8968]

“Crippling yaoi addiction” *kiss him not me*

[@myowzie1589]

Serinuma kae

[@thatoneweirdo._.9507]

YESS DOUJINSHIIIISS

[@nahfamnahfam6726]

THATS THE FIRST ANIME I WATCHED JSHSHJKKIUUU BEFORE JOJO AND MRS. KOBAYASHI’S DRAGON MAID DJHHHSHUUUUU

[@GalaxyJustice]

It’s so good tho

[@livylynnmullins2407]

occasional otaku YES

[@nhimcon6750]

1 second in and im already called out

[@nileriver1632]

nhim con literally tho

[@saltypumpkin927]

nhim con one second in its still the title screen lol

[@poemsbypoetry]

I found out I wanna fuck father figures... and like camp.

[@mig4004]

ah same;v;

[@Anam.Fatima19]

same 😂

[@dylaxiusmccoy]

'The cast is just unreasonably large" *laughs in One Piece*

[@Judahgoldman]

best comment i have seen in 5 years

[@macdege6754]

He could do a video with Luffy ships alone. Luffy x Boa: You are Boa Hancock.

[@vutava8292]

@@macdege6754 I laughed unreasonably hard at that.

[@macdege6754]

@@vutava8292 Happy to have made you laugh today!

[@nicodemosd.jonatas1600]

tbh you dont need to care about a bazzilion of chars if you only use 30 of then every arc

[@redcheck4624]

Sakura/Ino "I have no idea how you, a yuri fan, ended up in *this* fandom but like, good on you for making the most of it" As both a huge fan of well-written, strong female characters AND a raging lesbian, I can confirm that it's very painful watching Naruto and being far too invested to leave while also being extremely disappointed lmaoooo

[@ietjesiobhan]

mood

[@satan9487]

my life summed up

[@Elisa240201]

THIS

[@carlinkag2525]

Lol, neither of them was well written

[@pigpanther124]

hey who said you could take my thoughts out of my brain

[@Otakugatothequeen]

Me: "I am ready to be attacked." My ship: not mentioned Me: "I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS LEVEL OF BRUTALITY!!!!"

[@ahegaoseagull]

What is your ship..?

[@Pleboa]

It was a sasuke/karin ship wasn't it pfffft

[@kevinbing2699]

Lee/tenten

[@animesand]

Kitty Spalla Fuckin same, Gaara/Sakura Shipper here.

[@maakujiten3812]

But my Saisuke tho.

[@booksimon8183]

No Deidara X Sasori? DeviantArt from 10 years ago would've been livid.

[@Sheriden.]

It's cute TBH

[@rebekahmiller8699]

Book Simon i think this just means he’s gonna have to do one for Akatsuki ships 😂

[@TheSkyrimInquisitor]

Lets be honest. Deidara was the Sakura of Akatuski. I think I've seen him paired with pretty much everyone till partner shipping became 'hot'

[@aileenzhao7951]

@Ángela Sofía Jaime Moreno s.. Spank.. Deidara? God I'm scared.

[@TheJotaroKujo]

@@ildottore9537 yeah there's a reason, giving others nightmares.

[@xSquirrellLovex]

SakuLee-- you just want good things for Lee, and why wouldn't you?

[@lunatree9139]

Or leeten you just want good things for Lee and Tenten and really who wouldn't

[@alexispeace9836]

When this and naruhina was all u shipped

[@ShersterQ]

Let's face it, Lee was a better and healthier option for her than Sasuke, so it's good things for her too.

[@moffiiemoccha]

Tbh I do want better things for Lee, but I felt Lee could go for someone who’d give him as much attention as he gave to Sakura? (I’m not invalidating this ship though, it’s still cute 🗿)

[@goldenbrigain7031]

you think sakura is something good? In the later chapters yeah but dear god across this anime except for Tsunade and Hinata all the female characters sucked or might as well not have been there.

[@imgonnawynn9861]

At this point, seeing all the Sakura fanfics, I can conclude that Sakura can and will be shipped with anyone in the Naruto world, and even outside of it.

[@kristinalindsey23]

I will literally ship Sakura with anyone /but/ Sasuke. And that’s on disliking SasuSaku lmao.

[@imgonnawynn9861]

Kristina Lindsey Seriously though, her love for him was like on the toxic side with him wanting to kill her SEVERAL times.

[@shauryasingh9725]

They're both terrible and deserve eachother.

[@amalphia63]

My favorite moment is when I was on youtube and got a recommendation for an Amv titled "Sakura x Uchiha men" in which I proceeded to sit there for 10 minutes trying to figure out what this fandom is

[@PJEllison]

@@shauryasingh9725 they're both amazing and deserve each other

[@SaiyanHeretic]

Gotta be honest, I think Shikamaru/Temari is the only canon relationship that works.

[@dreamingblue3939]

I agree

[@alexhooper6625]

I like how people conveniently ignore that Sasuke literally tried to murder Sakura, spent his youth insulting her and belittling her, and never returns home in his adult years. Yeah, that's totally a relationship you should go for.

[@crapshots]

From the moment they first fought, I somehow knew it was going to happen!!! I kinda fell out of the fandom when everything started being about Sasuke but I was so happy that these two got together!

[@yasbitchslay]

yes.

[@Nemesis_T-Type]

@Yep Hie 1 - Perhaps, but Sakura really does 2 - Sasuke tried to kill her multiple times DIRECTLY

[@LittleDogTobi]

I shipped NejiTen so hard (because I resembled Tenten and liked Neji), and looking back? They had about as much relationship development as the couples that ended up being canon so. . . .

[@mapleseerope9381]

OOP

[@ArashiTsurugi]

I feel like they worked well together but sadly the plot had other plans for Neji.

[@reneeamaya9540]

Lmao you right

[@foggysunstorms]

NejiTen 4ever

[@chrisvergara5360]

I would almost ship this if I didn’t proudly ship TenLee

[@rollflasher89]

Ok but, the elephant in the room...where's the Deidara/Tobi joke?

[@videogamesaremytherapy1797]

Deidara and sasori are already an old married couple

[@DarkXehanort]

Deitobi: your ideal relationship dynamic is two guys obsessing over eye balls

[@hakaimaster1563]

@@videogamesaremytherapy1797 And deidara is just savage like that.

[@Sakachi18]

@@videogamesaremytherapy1797 I mean he DOES call him Danna...

[@MoshiMinecraft]

Bruh, Tobito is like 31 when Deidara is 19, the joke is FBI OPEN UP

[@ratatouillescheese7009]

I'm surprised Tobi and Deidara weren't on this list lol

[@marioelburro1492]

nah it would be Sasori and Deidara

[@DinsRune]

"You just really like Deidara. And after all, who doesn't?"

[@chinola9251]

you can ship really anyone from the akatsuki with deidara tbh, but i prefer sasodei, tobidei, and itadei

[@shrooms219]

I find it hard to ship the akatsuki members, but yeah, I wish tobidei was on the list

[@dealusion]

Nah, SASODEI IS BESST

[@Yas-ei3st]

Hashirama x Madara: Your ideal relationship dynamic is Romeo and Juliet. Me: *thinking back to all my fave ships* and now I realised that nearly all of them has someone dying involved. Damnnnnn

[@PrimDidEverythingWrong]

Yas! Me with most of my DR ships:

[@The_Evening_Sun]

Well also they come from two feuding families.

[@Yas-ei3st]

A C that too.

[@R.M1385]

😍😍😍😍

[@dipsikhapramanik6668]

lol one of my otps and actually romeo and juliet was my first lovestory

[@kapitanzbol5087]

the obito/kakashi one was so accurate i had to stop the video and rethink my entire life

[@kakashihatake-qg7fx]

Wow

[@oz2037]

Everybody sleeping on Konan and Yahiko smh

[@PJEllison]

ikr!!!! konan is best girl and Yahiko is such a selfless and valiant hero!!!

[@dealusion]

@@PJEllison that's the tea~ 😌

[@milesandrews6711]

Yeah because yahiko and konan are actually sleeping In the afterlife

[@flowerfaerie8931]

Everybody sleeping on Konan in general tbh-

[@Gemnist98]

I feel like Naruto and Sasuke accidentally kissing started literally EVERY yaoi fan’s addiction, not just SasuNaru fans.

[@khasfanafeezah6506]

Shhhhhhh we do not talk about that

[@dipsikhapramanik6668]

...they were basically the trendsetters of yaoi ships

[@sjdfhhfjkgh]

not yall fetishizing gay ppl lol, a yaoi addiction isnt cute

[@chu-gacha1172]

@@sjdfhhfjkgh I’m lesbian and love the ship

[@chu-gacha1172]

@@sjdfhhfjkgh I have a “yaoi addiction”

[@pridemoth_]

"You shipped the hot male teacher with the hot female teacher" Bold of you to assume me and my friends ever shipped straight. We shipped one openly dorky trainee teacher with the other dorky trainee teacher that was trying to act really serious.

[@gray9606]

UOL Jessi That duo sounds like Kakashi and Guy 😳

[@zsvntt]

i don't know them but i ship them

[@jolynecujoh9158]

LOLLL

[@fork-man]

Bold of you to think we ship two dorky teachers couple of friends would ship our art teacher(who look bland) and our pur history teacher(who was a complete ass)

[@Chaiiuna]

I actually had friends that wrote a letter to one teacher telling him how much they ship him with our teacher. I swear it happened, but we were like in 3rd or 4th grade back then

[@GB-jy9bq]

"What if I ship Kakashi with MYSELF". You are... just about everyone

[@KazumaSatouReal]

*FBI OPEN UP*

[@KazumaSatouReal]

@Lyon he's 40 in boruto So he was in his 30s in naruto and naruto shippuden

[@zailikamyrick7787]

@Lyon I agree

[@kkatzia]

Lyon it’s fine if he has to catch a case :)

[@kkatzia]

Lyon it’s fine if he has to catch a case :)

[@FRISHR]

In the perfect genjutsu world I’m creating, every ship is canon.

[@prototypegaming5458]

Swingers.... Swingers everywhere

[@nichakarnt.2433]

FRISHR ..How would that even look considering Sakura is shipped with almost, if not all characters, I- Polygamy at it’s finest

[@prototypegaming5458]

@@nichakarnt.2433 Sakura becomes the best/worst harem protagonist I have ever seen

[@nichakarnt.2433]

Prototype Gaming I just imagined a harem anime with Sakura as the main character. I both love you and hate you.

[@prototypegaming5458]

@@nichakarnt.2433 Imagine Naruto with Sakura as the main protagonist and had her own harem of men throughout the series.

[@millabasset1710]

Sakura x Ino Ino knows more about her anyways.

[@satan9487]

lmao this

[@axolotl7155]

Yes yes yes

[@idhlysh]

YES.

[@annadakulkarni1498]

f a c t s

[@lilyblossomchan369]

@Darion Robinson Are you trying to convince us that InoSaku isn't canon or something?

[@GoBobe]

I shipped Gaara with myself HARD when I was into Naruto. Good times.

[@lulubelluleart]

Omg same Gaara was my life

[@Kitsune-ld8ry]

Same. It was 5 years ago. But now I am more into adult Sasuke from Boruto.... Strange things

[@Kitsune-ld8ry]

@Adolf Snickers Kankuro is so cool in Boruto I am dying

[@eichti]

OMG IKR

[@Anonymous-iq4sp]

Sameee LMAOO

[@karenorellana4292]

I feel so called out about the Kakashi/dads ships I'm screaming

[@umaruchan9866]

Karen Orellana YES

[@tiffany-chan1235]

Kakuiru and Kakugai fan Baby!

[@tergelss]

Honestly kinda disappointed my main dad ship Kakashi Yamato wasn’t there

[@artlessthief]

I really do have a deep appreciation for high camp 😔

[@HannahBelleMcCullough]

the only issue here is the large subsect of naruto lesbians who i have to watch hve emotional breakdowns about sns every night at exactly 11:07PM

[@kurootsuki3326]

wow an attack

[@latersskaters]

what about it?

[@StrawberryLegacy]

Me

[@crappyaccount]

Sns?

[@latersskaters]

@@crappyaccount sasunarusasu

[@jules3589]

Kakairu is basically shipping Naruto's adoptive dads together. And I'm all for it.

[@acehealer4212]

I don’t watch Naruto, but I DO firmly believe in the inherent eroticism of a cool fight scene. Edit: So a year later, I finally started reading + watching Naruto, and the Gaara vs. Lee fight is still awesome.

[@ElCampeador99]

And it was indeed a very good fight scene.

[@acehealer4212]

@Iron Revenant I did watch that scene. It’s awesome!

[@parkerdixon-word6295]

@@acehealer4212 oh good, then I don't need to find a way to link it for you like I was about to.

[@cheziechezo5607]

idk at first lee was kicking ass then gaara got the upperhand and oof idk i didnt think it was too epic

[@ramenscoodles7341]

hashimada me: _sweats nervously_ *you're ideal relationship dynamic is romeo and juliet* me: ...... me: *SHI-*

[@dablackpanda1348]

*_wheeze-_*

[@lightnoir6914]

i ship them so hard

[@amanda5584]

Yikes they figure out

[@micolashhostofthecircus]

This ship is the reason I wake up everyday

[@dipsikhapramanik6668]

damn I love that ship!

[@insanityeverafter5298]

Sakura x itachi: normal edgy boys aren't mysterious enough for you. Sakura x akatsuki: your ideal relationship is helen and paris Sakura x gaara: the other edgy boy just isnt traumatic enough for you. Sakura x shikamaru: your love of couples who always argue is equal to your love of the smart characters. Sakura x lee: you love an underdog story more than anything else, and really just want sakura to be with someone who loves her- and who wouldn't?

[@Demaad]

As the Boruto series proved, Sasuke actually loves Sakura

[@AetherArson]

mood.

[@kiddouwu7399]

LEE AND SAKURA THOUGH

[@Mark_Goddin]

How many ships is Sakura in?

[@insanityeverafter5298]

@@Mark_Goddin I legitimately think she's shipped more than naruto at this point.

[@i_will_not_elaborate]

"Who wouldn't want good things for Hinata?" Oh, believe me, if it's anything like the late 2000's, those people are still out there.

[@wishylane]

Yep

[@naqibdaik7241]

still exist within Boruto fandom.

[@ree3762]

To this day they still exist

[@nope_118]

these are extremely accurate but why are there no Akatsukis? (I mean probably for the best but I remember ten years ago when Itachi got shipped with literally everyone)

[@taxfrauddotcom]

Deidara/Itachi: "You're an art student who loves pretty boys"

[@nope_118]

@@taxfrauddotcom omg yes this is perfect

[@kanana7437]

any akatsuki ships: "you probably aren't a huge fan of all the hidden leaf characters, and wished kishimoto realized what he had"

[@usagi9303]

We really need Tobi x Deidara! That got shipped to death before the Obito reveal XD

[@suddenlycrows]

@@taxfrauddotcom Thank you for calling me out with this most accurate of descriptions.

[@kanana7437]

sasuke/hinata also: "your love for introverts has overshadowed any and all acknowledgement of cannon."

[@shamayitaryan1589]

😂 😂 😂

[@ChibiMieko]

Seriously, I don’t know if Sasuke even knows Hinata’s name.

[@deadmanperipherals]

@@ChibiMieko lmao

[@irr1188]

@@ChibiMieko good point there

[@dfmrcv862]

Did Sasuke ever even talk to Hinata... have they even been on screen together? At all?

[@PanzerMan332]

"Your ideal relationship dynamic is femdom." Whose isn't?

[@chuugummy975]

Good point-

[@C-SUNDERLAND]

Whoever ship’s sasuhina is a chaotic evil

[@zoi6852]

👀

[@kraziiXIII]

Or fans of "nobles marrying to consolidate power". The arranged marriage fic is strong in this one. Honestly, most HinataxUchiha fics were that or Hinata getting tired of chasing Naruto and having a chance encounter with an Uchiha that made her go darkside if they wanted to be canon-ish fics.

[@C-SUNDERLAND]

elusive ok so chaotic evil got it

[@kraziiXIII]

@@C-SUNDERLAND I'd argue for lawful evil for the nobility AUs and neutral evil for the other one. Chaotic evil would be more like Zabuza x Kakashi or Itachi x Deidara.

[@C-SUNDERLAND]

elusive what the fuck have you put in my head

[@siverfanweedo]

this is only a fraction of all the Naruto ships Mind you you could probably make a video of *just* the Akatsuki ships

[@TsuraraOikawa-chan]

YES PLEASE

[@crappyaccount]

I so want that

[@aniramanid8208]

YES

[@gabriellaferroni2826]

Itachi X literally any character

[@sesurosu]

Siver pls stop making the ninja terrorists gay

[@00Sunburn00]

Sasunaru: "Looking back at your childhood you can pinpoint that scene where Naruto and Sasuke kiss as the beginning of your crippling yaoi addiction" Me: *it all makes sense now*

[@dealusion]

Exactly!

[@sun.and_moon08]

Lol that’s so true 😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@eduardosolistinoco9698]

I have a fujoshi friend that literally told me that was her start, just sent her the video and I'm waiting for her reaction xD

[@arir3377]

So true, Sasunaru was my first ship! 😂

[@doesnoonahaveabf0223]

00Sunburn00 It makes sense now

[@silentbaka]

Shino x Kiba: you like yaoi ships that argue like a old married couple

[@chevaldarsaut3770]

and animals aswell

[@ayatoenjoyer8568]

RELATABLE Btw i need more material about them, Shino's cute af, buggy boi deserves more love.

[@SaneeXD]

Agreed with Shino and Kiba

[@patryapg]

I came here looking for SakuLee, and I’m disappointed.

[@kkatzia]

SAME LMAO cause I shipped them

[@fermintenava5911]

I give you one: "You just want good things for Rock Lee, and really - who doesn't?"

[@hannahlewis5369]

Literally exactly what I’ve done and I’m upset

[@valesoma4611]

Lmao same with me but LeeTen and KibaHina 😂

[@dealusion]

Omfg I ship them so damn hard and they're not even on the list. Neither is KibaHina!

[@shadowofdimentio4618]

I just wanted good things for Gaara. And really, who doesn't?! (GaaNaru)

[@thasthar]

Right?! 😂

[@stonecat676]

If you think Naruto is not having an affair with his sexy sandbending secretary you are a dumb coconut

[@harleydarling981]

GaaNaru forever. 🥰🥰

[@BeadsandFlowers]

God bless this ship, it's my alltime OTP ❤

[@ryu1go77]

What about NaruGaa, where Naruto is the seme? (Please don't attack me)

[@AE-ld9ck]

1:56 I just wanted good things for Neji... And really who didn’t? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@cheziechezo5607]

well he didnt really like tenten so :p

[@Demaad]

I wanted good things for Tenten

[@wyrmur727]

Domesticity is pure stop calling me out like this

[@Hunter_exe_]

Yet here I am,shipping Jiraiya and Tsunade...

[@kkatzia]

MEEEE OMG I WANTED THEM TO BE TOGETHERRRRR :(

[@Hunter_exe_]

@@kkatzia ikr!

[@konoha5739]

MOOD

[@dealusion]

NO Edit: i ship them very little. Tbh its hard to pair Jiraiya with anyone because of his perverted personality. I'm here after 2 months.

[@konoha5739]

@@dealusion such aggressive answer lmao

[@cupidfox3257]

Me, a Sasunaru fan: **nervously sweating**

[@lilyblossomchan369]

Lol same! 😂

[@dragonfruit6365]

Man I used to love narusasu back in the day

[@imani7979]

intellectual winnie the pooh: excreting H2O from pores profusely

[@лізаліза-д3с]

sns forever!💖

[@Raccat13]

I feel you sis

[@MoshiMinecraft]

"You like the dynamic of NaruSaku, but you just can't keep yourself away from those edgelords" - this part barged into my house and threw me out the window, killing me instantly

[@applelemonhead3345]

"DIDNT HATE EACH OTHER ENOUGH" omg ripppp that was great.

[@jello6448]

😂

[@caitb7089]

I would have died for NejiTen back in the day lmao. I miss them.

[@daniellemartinez8810]

One ship that I would have liked to happen but never got

[@whiteraven181]

I just wanted good things for Tenten...

[@konanxhidan3202]

I never like this ship. People only ship Neji and TenTen because she is the girl in the group but that's it. I know that TenTen had a crush on Neji in Naruto, but Neji never show any Interest towards her. And TenTen only liked him because he was strong and bullied Lee, very similar to Sakura.

[@pineapplesbringpain5243]

@@konanxhidan3202 Exactly, I’ve also come to the realization that it’s so overrated. I 100% agree with you.

[@konanxhidan3202]

@@pineapplesbringpain5243 Yes, exactly Tenten x Neji is propably the most overrated pairing. The ONLY reason why people ship them is because TenTen is a girl, that's it. They never had any real moments or a special relationship. It's just so forced.

[@justlisten203]

If you ship Madara/Hashirama you like to make a lot of wood jokes.

[@Yas-ei3st]

I don't but I do enjoy reading and hearing them😂😂😂

[@sexylesbian430]

thegraduateandthefangirl yep

[@GlitchLich589]

Mine is Orochimaru/Kabuto although I’m pretty sure this is just “Your ideal relationship is the plot to the movie venom.”

[@lapplandkun9273]

orochikabu: master and servant relationship.

[@kkatzia]

I ship kabuto with myself :)

[@bufosregularis3663]

straight cringe fujoshis are taking over the internet

[@konekokatt9986]

...isn't orochimaru like 50 and Kabuto like 19?

[@chaomasterzero4610]

Konekokatt yup

[@ylandilly574]

*"you are 13 years old..."* How the hell did he know this...

[@lemoncholy3264]

đýľåñ dilly ikr... it’s creepy

[@felixsunfinishedstarbucks3455]

..................my profile pic describes my face reaction to this comment.........lol

[@diegotalavera1397]

Ikr he's creeeeeeppppyyyyyy

[@leptonparticle238]

most Naruto fans are 12-14 years old, so that's very predictable.

[@lemoncholy3264]

Lepton Particle true...

[@alcyonae]

HashiMada: your ideal relationship is Romeo & Juliet THANK YOU THEY’RE REAL STAR CROSSED LOVERS

[@wasagaji]

THEY REALLY REALLY ARE

[@thedopdeity]

That's....not a good thing to be

[@mariaclaracrstv]

YEEEEEESSSS THEEY AAAAAAAREEEEEE

[@dipsikhapramanik6668]

FACT !

[@whatismyadjectiveiconfused]

Madara did unlock his sharingan after breaking up with Hashirama-

[@emilyalvarado2077]

"You wouldve shipped Sasunaru but you thought they didnt hate each other enough" BUSTED

[@jello6448]

Haha it’s true though

[@kid14346]

I haven't watched naruto in like 6 years, but I always had a soft spot for shikamaru and temari... This video wounds me

[@lilianamunn809]

kid14346 they are my favorite ship too! I don’t think they were abusive...

[@softia9]

kid14346 me too

[@MegaWallflower]

I thought I shipped kakagai because Kakashi and Gai have the richest chemistry/history and single most dynamic, wholesome relationship in all of Naruto and Boruto, but now that you mention it, admittedly I do appreciate high camp and father figures. Gai's the full package.

[@greyson863]

I love your fics, I hope this isn't weird.

[@MegaWallflower]

@@greyson863 Aw, thank you, I'm flattered! (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ I'm so motivated by your kind words! I'll definitely try to write more!

[@MegaWallflower]

@MakeOut Paradise Aw, thank you so much! Kakagai forever!

[@jellyfisher0117]

you could do a whole episode on just the akatsuki members lol

[@marialauraperugini9270]

omg right 😂😂

[@ride9581]

Frrr

[@sadsmiles]

*You just want the best for Hinata, and really. Who wouldn't?* Edit: Oh damn, it was just what he said lmao-

[@sonemesis7083]

Me

[@sullivantwiss1954]

Why yes I did

[@TheBigE9999]

i don't. she's boring and she had like 15 lines with naruto before declaring her love

[@shauryasingh9725]

@@sonemesis7083 those who break the rules are trash but those who don't want what's best for Hinata are worse than trash.

[@sonemesis7083]

@@shauryasingh9725 I guess I'm worse then trash. Hinatas a boring ass character, and while I didnt want anything bad for her I wouldn't care if she died.

[@loregoblin3854]

kakagai is so valid tho... like, they hit the best friends/best """rivals"""/buddy comedy kind of dynamic so well. you can tell that Gai has been annoying Kakashi for many years but Kakashi would hate it if he ever stopped and Gai doesn't plan to. I can't figure out if I just want good things for Kakashi, or if I just want good things for Gai. but in either case, who wouldn't. tbh they're just cute. let them be cute.

[@Elsagwene]

Awwwww thats so cute. Lol :

[@SingAllTheThings]

ShikaNaru: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of a best friend who pines unrequited.

[@cheziechezo5607]

i started shamfully shipping that at like episode 50 of the op for literally *_no_* reason at all, and im still curious to this day at why i started shipping that before i even found out shikamaru was his friend from childhood

[@MysticDespair]

KakaIru was the first anime ship I ever had. Even 7 years later I can appreciate the cute anime dads 😂

[@avril_wsw]

“youre ideal relationship is that thing you and your friends did in middle where you shipped the hot MALE teacher and the hot FEMALE teacher” OMG ME

[@Abbaschand]

Fun fact: When I was in elementary, me and my classmates have those two hot male and female teacher (the male one teaches PE, while the female one teaches Social Studies). We shipped them so hard, that they ended up married to each other!

[@kl3321]

The yuri fan comment is hilarious considering how massive the lesbian/wlw Naruto fandom is

[@oof-wi7hp]

really!!! thats great news

[@someonespc9574]

Woah, I'd love to know how you know that?

[@kl3321]

@@someonespc9574 I've run across a lot of Twitter accounts run by gay/bi women who like Naruto. I'm not really active in the fandom myself so I don't follow many of them but I have some mutual followers with a lot of them.

[@someonespc9574]

@@kl3321 ah, I've been looking for Naruto accounts to follow on twitter. Any reccs?

[@alexk7880]

@@kl3321 don't forget Naruto can get in on the action being in sexy jutsu as fans make her canon name Naruko lol

[@Himewna]

this video came into my house, and dragged my naruto phase from 2008 into the exposed light of day

[@TheSghetty]

“Minato/Kushina: You’re always a slut for domesticity”. Well, yes, but actually, no. In my opinion, Minato/Kushina is the only balanced couple in Naruto: Minato was the Fourth Hokage, but Kushina is the only woman in Naruto and Shippuden who had the dream of becoming Hokage (not even Tsunade wanted that), was strong by herself and was the Nine Tails Jinchuriki. That’s why I ship them: it’s the only primary couple in Naruto I would want to have, especially if compared to Sasuke/Sakura, which is a highly abusive relationship - they almost ended in femicide, for fuck’s sake. But yeah, I ship Naruto/Hinata too, just because I want Hinata to be happy. That’s true.

[@SD-ml4js]

And I want for Naruto to be loved , appreciated and treasured.

[@grathelol]

but sarada wishes to be hokage

[@TheSghetty]

@@grathelol That's why I wrote "in Naruto and Shippuden" ;)

[@ayoogunsakin9223]

To be in an abusive relationship doesn't one have to be in a relationship that is at least current?

[@starvoltnexus3139]

@SlyviaGreen SasuSaku is not abusive now but back then yeah....The reason he’s not home it’s because he hast to figure out with the alien race trying to drain them all dry is planning thanks for that Danzo. Like those train tracks really needed 60 layers of Grease The pairing is so poorly written I swear and it makes me sad because I like it and it’s a guilty pleasure of mine

[@comicstrider4851]

1:08 like... There's gonna be zero dialogue... No one's gonna say anything in the relationship

[@macdege6754]

They would be a perfect "marriage of convenience" trope, I'd give them that. Had the uchiha massacre not gone down, they could possibly be the marriage to try to end the feud.

[@Perelka_L]

As an interesting fact, one of top additional tags on this ship on AO3 is "OOC"

[@miojobelmont9450]

Also all Sasuke/Girl ships should be "you are heterosexual"

[@kanana7437]

or "your gaydar is absolutely non-existent"

[@TheCosmicafroninja]

Except for Hinayana or temari. There is simply no justification for either

[@danielsjohnson]

@@kanana7437 what does Sasuke/girl shipping have to do with gaydar?

[@jonkeathegamer]

Sasuke x Anyone You just really love edge lords

[@Caramelboii91]

I ship SasuKarin and I’m not the least bit heterosexual

[@Truelegendofzeldafan]

Kiba/Hinata: I just want good things for Hinata and Kiba

[@potmki6601]

And honestly, who wouldn't

[@magicalgrl2280]

ew no

[@revengeofthesithyoungling8717]

EWWWW

[@ignoremypaststupidity2719]

So you want to make Hinatas life horrible by wanting her with a guy who probally fucks his dog? You do you but i have 0 respect whatsoever for you

[@arsenai4935]

No

[@superdimentiobrolyX]

Shino/Hinata: shyness is an attractive feature

[@adankmemeindisguise1654]

2019 and we’re still getting consistent Naruto content, I’m not complaining, just thought I’d point this out

[@Liuhuayue]

It probably helps that Boruto is still going on, keeping Naruto relevant in the public eye.

[@victoriannecastle]

2020

[@mayu9882]

I feel bad for Nejiten but I also love how my ship is underrated

[@mayu9882]

@ComplicatedInfo being underrated prevents it of becoming toxic and annoying. Also, if its underrated, people who discover it may be more surprised about it.

[@georgewilliamson5667]

You dont even know the half of your ship being underrated until you dive into the YahiKonan ship. Dont worry though, me and the five other YahiKonan shippers will be overjoyed to have you with us.

[@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar]

Kinda like being a proud Ravenclaw

[@rewrose2838]

@@georgewilliamson5667 Yahikonan is canon isn't it?

[@daniellemartinez8810]

mayu i love nejiten but I can’t ship them because he died

[@RaedTheWolf]

If you hit one of the Big Three, you might as well get Bleach and One Piece ships, too!

[@reticulatedFungi]

omg pleaseee!!!!

[@ImmaNort]

I remember back in the day everyone said Hashirama/Madara was Romeo and Juliet.

[@deidara6796]

damn slept on every emo kids first ship: sasodei

[@micolashhostofthecircus]

OMG SO ACCURATE HAHAHAHHAH

[@sirarcha4947]

I feel called out

[@candyjam4027]

*Puppet Guy X Hand Guy* *A Perfectly Chosen And Developed Combination*

[@dealusion]

I love that ship!!

[@claretravels783]

YES BITCH

[@haliemarie9534]

as a gay girl in the naruto fandom who obviously loves yuri... thank u for what u said about sakuino.... its hard man😰

[@rockerxxchick307]

The ship that should of been

[@shadowlibrarian400]

I’m both bisexual and gender fluid, not sure if that makes me a fanboy or a fangirl. 😅

[@elizabethgatsby3442]

My brethren

[@Beeetlejjug]

I dont even like yuri and i think that should have been a thing

[@eveescastle5866]

Fucking yes but like I also Like HinaIno a bit more for unexplainable reasons

[@dreaminterlude]

NaruIno: Your ideal high school romance is class clown/prom queen.

[@SuperBlablablaxxx]

hell yea!

[@lucariussb530]

Let’s go naruino!!

[@arissonamarco8593]

Shikamaru and Temari will always be the best couple, along with Minato and Kushina 😌

[@daniellemartinez8810]

Arissona Marco true 😊😊

[@Jasmine-ul1bb]

Facts

[@aliefgifranmuhammad7615]

True. I want girl like Temari to be honest she just my type

[@writersblock1016]

"You just wanted good things for Hinata, and really, who wouldn't?" ACCURATE 😤😭❤

[@RookieCookieWookie]

same

[@sarahouillette1357]

Always 😤

[@Sanzumori78]

**Heart Salute**

[@sonemesis7083]

Oh shit. Shikatema is spot on. All my life choices make sense now.

[@nikolaiquack8548]

Do I wanna know about those choices? XD

[@sonemesis7083]

@@nikolaiquack8548 Its a sad story. You really don't want to hear it.

[@nikolaiquack8548]

@@sonemesis7083 Ah, I feel you. Hope you're better now/getting better.

[@dragonessgem6491]

The Madara/Hashirama one puched me in the GUT HOLY SHIT HOW IS THAT SO ACCURATE, I'M CACKLING SO HARD

[@StrawberryLegacy]

It's true.... the sheer drama when Hashirama's dad found out he was secretly meeting with an Uchiha boy... when they warned each other by skipping each other a stone... when Madara stopped Hashirama from killing himself... good fucking stuff 👌😩 my favorite Naruto ship along with Narusasu

[@momotozaki]

@@StrawberryLegacy saaaame. They're the original gays.

[@alonatolbert2882]

Why does a lot of ppl like Hashirama as seme, I see him more as uke with Madara. Or I just have a thing with Uchihas being seme.

[@momotozaki]

@@alonatolbert2882 I think that comes down to personal taste, tbh. I think I like both options because of their dynamic.

[@kanaerotto4668]

@@alonatolbert2882 the fandom likes it when madara being dominated.

[@fangirlofeverything5040]

when you've barely started the anime but now have a firm grasp of the relationship dynamics *these videos are educational*

[@electricbluetiramisu3713]

“You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of cool fight scenes” I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now And I love it

[@DieAlteistwiederda]

Me too my friend me too.

[@agathacccc2710]

Lemme join you on that LeeGaa boat, it shall never sink

[@smoldee]

"your ideal relationship dynamic is femdom" ACCURATE

[@Gemnist98]

“Bickering married couples” sounds about right.

[@guess6635]

Something which I personally enjoy haha.

[@CartonPit]

2:25 : You just want good things happening to Obito and Rin, and honestly, who wouldn't?

[@rrtkddigimon0]

I have *no* idea how you, a yuri fan, ended up in *THIS* famdom... But, like, good on you for making the most off it.

[@DaughterofHebe]

I'm a yuri fan in this fandom because I'm also a yaoi fan in this fandom.

[@thasthar]

@@DaughterofHebe me too.... me too...

[@natz3284]

"You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma" Well okay no need to CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT

[@acronolozki]

IKR B-BUT THEY UNDERSTAND EACHOTHER sO WElL IM-

[@DaemonInWhite]

I went into this thinking that I never really shipped anyone in Naruto so I should be safe but I still wound up being put on blast

[@KAITO-p4s]

Same

[@bellamyseals831]

me: *sighs in favorite ship being izumo and kotetsu, two side characters that i didn't know the name of until like, a week ago *

[@fightingmedialounge519]

You prefer to ignore the main cast in favor of funny side characters.

[@bellamyseals831]

@@fightingmedialounge519 that's fair-

[@mushroomfarmer1603]

OMFFG THE KAKAGAI BIT ABOUT LOVING DADS AND HIGH CAMP IVE NEVER FELT SO SEEN IN MY LIFE

[@kitscott6814]

sakuino killed me thanks and bye

[@chuugummy975]

Same 💀

[@totally5694]

all that was missing was the "also, you're a lesbian" dhfkfkfn

[@Hayden_Cat]

Yes

[@dragonfruit6365]

Hey at least it's not SasuSaku

[@daniellemartinez8810]

Dragon Fruit they ended up being endgame anyways.

[@sirjedisentinel]

KakuHida: When you find "50 Shades of Gray" waaaaaaay too tame (and you want it done right)

[@bee-brie]

Tbh there's just moments where I ship everybody with everyone.