"what your favorite ship says about you" but it's fe3h

[@shuasguitar7642]

ok a few things 1. again, this is not my audio, and a lot of the lines in her videos are very specific to the media she’s talking about so i had to work with what i had-if a ship wasn’t going to fit any of them, i didn’t put it in 2. i am genuinely sorry that petra isn’t in this though-i think how this happened is that i listened to a clip and used the first ship that came to mind, i didn’t look at a ship and try to find a clip that would work but the only petra ship i really think about in my brain is doropetra which would have been gals being pals which i already used for marihilda also a lot of petra ships are just like. this is very cute and sweet (same w marianne) which there wasn’t an audio for or would need something more specific that i didn’t have anyway this is a fire emblem ship video i am one person i cannot cover everything it is really not that serious

[@acedelta12]

*YOU LEFT OUT PETRA?!*

[@shuasguitar7642]

Ulysse Leclair the original creator came out as a trans woman after i uploaded this video, so i made sure to correct her pronouns in the description. please do not misgender her.

[@Kefkaownsall]

The inherent eroticism of the sea

[@starsapphire6522]

These are so on point tho! Great job

[@no-el1nl]

I love how the ship name for Annette and Felix is called "Netflix" sometimes.

[@kitkat12021]

Netteflix

[@rafvs142]

Best ship

[@MidnightCapricorn2696]

Whomever came up with that is a genius.

[@rayquazadinosaur3732]

Props to the guy who came up with this

[@IcyLapis]

Netflix and chill

[@pablomiyazawa30]

i love how everyone agrees that mercie PEGS

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

It's always the sweet ones. That and them Death Knight genes.

[@shinyblue4774]

She's the biggest fucking top in the Blue Lions Jeritza is so fucking proud

[@joemama-qy4fb]

@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Suddenly I'm imagining Mercedes as the Death Knight in an alternate reality.

[@dragames]

Well of course, haven't you seen Mercie handle anyone? She knows their shit and doesn't seem bothered by it. Sylvain tries to charm her, she lets him know she knows, but doesn't care, and even plays along with it. Absolutely a pegger. Almost everyone else seems bothered by the slightest 'inconvenience' and oblivious to the world around them (well... except Dorothea)

[@googleyoutubename5878]

@@aprinnyonbreak1290 hold on her *what* genes??? I haven't played 3 houses and only read some plot summaries so I don't know the relation but somehow that's more surprising than her topping/pegging lol

[@moonlight2870]

Petra x Dorothea: you're a lesbian that latches on to any form of representation, even if it's lightly implied at best.

[@ola-ro1bl]

JDKCJKDBDK WHY DID U HAVE TO CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT

[@Pigmedog]

Ingrid x Dorothea: Seriously these two eyefuck so much its three steps and a priest short of marriage already

[@cyclonyx6531]

Actualy I think that's one of the most explicit lesbian ships without F!Byleth, and that's my favorite ship for this reason alone (oh and also because I adore Dorothea and love Petra) x)

[@wanderlustwarrior]

Eh, I'm a straight man, but I ship it, and it looks to me like the implication was heavy.

[@moonlight2870]

@@wanderlustwarrior that's gay, man

[@cosmicninja69]

Caspar x Hilda (one of my favorites): "I see you don't have a lifeguard here at your beach~." "I'm not at the beach, this is a bathtub!"

[@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175]

To me that reminds me of Caspar x Dorothea. XD

[@lampshade7189]

This is highly accurate

[@waitlexist3436]

Accurate I loved their support convo's lmao

[@kres6009]

This is so weirdly spot on given their A support. Caspar being Caspar 😂

[@Shawndaswan32]

Yes, best support

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

Lysithea X Linheart You are an inherrant believer that true love means less than curing cancer

[@distressedhuebird1387]

Or you just want the best for lysithea and honestly who wouldnt?

[@noriakikakyoin4430]

Oh my gosh, that’s true.

[@mr.krustykrust]

Haven’t seen their paired, but does he manage to remove her crests?

[@distressedhuebird1387]

@@mr.krustykrust yeah its definitely her best ending as she gets to live a long life and get married.

[@somethingcreative3307]

shinybuizel 456 she gets her crests removed when she marry’s byleth too

[@MrVlodato]

i will never get Dorothea pegging Ferdinand out of my head

[@alexanderharrison7421]

Mercedes Topping and Dorothea Pegging are strange to think about but makes perfect sense

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

@@alexanderharrison7421 Eh, not strange at all. Mercie has some hardcore mojo goin' on.

[@Cure-Skywalker]

@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Japanese audio she "Ara Ara"s so you know

[@anthonystrangio]

Honestly I think Leonie x Lorenz is the most iconic example but that works too

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

@@anthonystrangio Not sure about that one. Leonie doesn't really give off the vibe.

[@ophelia8019]

BylethxDimitri I am in fact NOT a heterosexual but whenever Dimitri enters the scene I do, in fact, feel like I am

[@scottgagnon6136]

You like trauma

[@ophelia8019]

@@scottgagnon6136 yeah no I was Dimitri trash from the second he akwardly tried to recruit me, my good sir

[@Thehipsteremo]

Your account being Ophelia makes your comment 10× better.

[@ophelia8019]

@@Thehipsteremo I thank you my good fellow person!

[@scottgagnon6136]

Well, he has the best character ark, but claude has the best charictar. Dimitri was my first house because I liked him and his troop a lot, but I like claude battles and interactions better. And the best thing... with claude you get the creepy creepy creep song :3

[@Vivat_Veritas]

The absolute gutpunch that was "You are heterosexual" with F!Byleth/Dimitri to start off the video left me no other choice than to leave a like

[@shiyvia]

I love that he's says "you are heterosexual" like the worst possible insult to you

[@shinyblue4774]

Because it is(?

[@shoretrooper74]

@@shinyblue4774 how?

[@mi0_4o4]

@@shoretrooper74 r/arethestraightsok

[@shoretrooper74]

@@mi0_4o4 r/Idonthavereddit

[@frisolaxod3835]

It's a she, but yeah it's really funny lmao

[@megalaplace4414]

Now Sylvix may not be my *favourite* ship but that description was on point

[@Gladiolus08]

How can you not?

[@razrv3lc]

@@Gladiolus08 because they've both got better pairings + felix always seems fed up with Sylvain lol

[@Gladiolus08]

@@razrv3lc I guess but I loved the BL sylvix pairing (but we don’t talk about the other routes because that hits way to hard) sylvix will always hold a special place in my heart, there’s some amazing Fanfics out there for them too. If it’s not your cup of tea then fine- I’m a massive sucker for it

[@Gladiolus08]

@@razrv3lc plus Felix always seems fed up with everybody tbh. I could write you an essay about the complexity of Felix’s character and how he’s not just another pointless tsundere. Sorry you probably don’t want to hear me blab on about this I wish you a lovely day!

[@razrv3lc]

@@Gladiolus08 I love fanfics. I just fell for the Felix/Annette pairing when I first played and can’t bear to see either of them with anyone else, not even the player avatar. Plus I love Sylvain and Ingrid together too so it makes Sylvix impossible for me. I love both of them but not together.

[@SelemaTatsuhiko]

Sylvain x Dimitri: You believe in the inherent eroticism of two trucks holding hands, two trucks holding hands, the passion, the passion, my big fat heart expands

[@SilverBlO0d]

F!Byleth x Claude: You're just kind of not really but yes deeply in love with Claude. And you're heterosexual

[@starrodpiplup]

Ayy Ashenette was on here. Ashe faced his fear of ghosts for Annie and it was the cutest thing and golly they're so pure together

[@shuasguitar7642]

that's one of my favorite supports!! annette and ashe are my top 2 favorite characters i love them a lot they're adorable

[@krillius5364]

shuasguitar Finally, a man who GETS IT!

[@kaboom6127]

I love that too while I did prefer Mercedes and Ashe

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

Leonie X most people You think poverty and alcoholism are an entertaining combination

[@floricel_112]

Or I'm just into tomboys

[@deella.3339]

Leonie x Felix: *you really like clowns*

[@wanderlustwarrior]

Leonie/Lorenz = friends to lovers

[@GeraltofRivia22]

That's why I pair her with Seteth. They both end up chilling and fishing together.

[@GeraltofRivia22]

@@wanderlustwarrior I love how people ship Leonie x Lorenz simply because there aren't really any other options.

[@scarletmarvel9956]

Byleth x Felix: “I can’t guarantee that YOU wrote Draco x self insert fanfics growing up, but it’s also a very real possibility” Me: No, cuz I love sword pals 😩👌

[@shirakaya7982]

I just recently fell in love with this ship, but I wasn't really that much of a fan of Harry Potter, so no to that one, too. But maybe if... hahahaha

[@scarletmarvel9956]

@@shirakaya7982 Finally someone that likes the ship too now I'm not lonely lol

[@shirakaya7982]

@@scarletmarvel9956

[@scarletmarvel9956]

@@shirakaya7982 Wait was this your first FE3H playthrough? If it was, damm

[@shirakaya7982]

@@scarletmarvel9956 Second actually, my first was BE. I might be biased against Dimitri cause I could somehow relate to Edelgard's wishes for a revolution/social change. But, man, the way he treated Byleth, the war, and other people just infuriated me. The worst was how Gilbert and Rodrigue handled him.

[@AverageWagie]

If we're including Ashen Wolves, I think the YurixBernie ending is very sweet. He actually helps her overcome her anxiety and grow as a person.

[@juliánito59]

Raphael does too Plus he's like the most relatable

[@artificialaceattorney6822]

Bernadetta overcomes her anxiety if paired with Hubert, as she surveys the far reaches of the Empire.

[@bificommander7472]

I like her with Ferdinand, mostly because he apologizes in his B support for "helping" her with her anxiety by trying to drag her outside during the C support. Also, their A support is cute.

[@Chaosdude7111]

Dorothea x Felix: You *also* like bickering married couples, but like, you have your limits.

[@davidmyers2419]

Hilda and Claude Oddly accurate lmao

[@LuriTV]

WHAT? Not a single Petra one? Like Petra x Dorothea: You are thinking turning straight girls into gay is possible, if the right one comes around...

[@shuasguitar7642]

ah that's my bad! i think petra and dorothea would be a good ol' girls being friends...gals being pals

[@LuriTV]

@@shuasguitar7642 Well I do not blame you. Yes, Petras overwhelmingy fontness of everyone and her mostly perfect demeanour can be a bit offputting for her beeing in an interesting relationship. But for me she is a very interesting character especially in this case: She is actually the heir for the Brigids crown and her people will expect her to bear a new successor to the throne in her future marriage. So she needs a male fellow on her side to satisfy those deeds. Also this is why she will never go on lightly on female compassions for this, so fByleth was out of her league. But Dorothea was as lovely and charming and actually drawn to her Petra couldn't actually resist her. For Dorothea and for Dorothea only she changed the rules of Brigid and started a new Reign with her girlfriend and later wife on the side.

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

The Petra dynamic to me comes off as her being attracted to nearly everyone, but not expressing this particularly well, leading her to only end up in relationships with people willing to assume she's interested in them, or people vulnerable enough to motivate her to express it. Therefore, most Petra ships are inarguably motivated by a love of emotional blundering and humorous situations arising due to lack of communication, with Petra x Ignatz instead being motivated by a fetish for wildwomen smelling weakness, isolating, and then dragging off helpless nerds to repopulate their tribe.

[@jlima5509]

@@shuasguitar7642 Smh, Petra x Claude is easily the best pairing in three houses. Claude seems to show a much more honest side to her than with anyone else aside from Byleth, especially when they talk about the things they don't quite understand about fodlan, like the church, nobles and their duties/role, and their relation to nature.

[@so_goatylike7268]

@@jlima5509 yes, the dorothea-petra support just gushes about hair

[@waleedkhalid7486]

A ship I haven’t really seen anyone do is Ignatz and Marianne- it’s really sweet and I think it might be one of the intended ships by the devs.

[@Chaosdude7111]

THANK YOU! Someone has good taste here! And for what it's worth, I'm pretty sure at least Ignatz's VA ships Marignatz, so we have some validation.

[@henlo_hooman]

Finally somebody said it!

[@shuasguitar7642]

iggy and marianne are adorable!! i have them paired together in the run i’m doing rn

[@ShallBePurified]

That was one of my pairs in my first run. They have a really cute dynamic, and their B support is one of my favorites.

[@ChocolateWhispersx]

I was thinking of doing Lorenz x Marinette 'cause I figured he'd be good at helping to build her self-confidence and would treat her well but now that you've recommended Ignatz I'm feeling kinda torn... he really is a totally kind and pure-hearted sweetheart (very much like Ashe) that would be good for anyone, isn't he? 😊 hehe~ He's that character I didn't expect to really care that much about at first but he's really grown on me and now I kinda wanna marry him on one of my playthroughs (probably after I've seen Claude's, Ashe's and Sylvain's marriage endings first though since I liked them right from the start ^u^; lol) :)

[@theravingtimes9582]

Sylvain: Why are we being shipped together? Claude: Hmmm ... maybe it's because I like women ... of all races. Sylvain: ... So how are Almaryan women like? Claude: Care to walk this path with me to find out? Sylvain: You had me at women.

[@adamkampen]

Hahaha the Sylvain Claude one I didn’t even know it existed but that description is gold. Surprised Sylvain/Ingrid isn’t in here but it’s probably just another “you are heterosexual”

[@TrueNoirChloeMoko]

It really shouldn't be as their voice actors have done quite a few hi-jinks together, which fits them. X3

[@Rosa-he6xb]

I’m honestly surprised that Sylvain and Claude don’t have a support together, at least a C to B one would be cool.

[@wingedbluj1674]

Sylvain/Ingrid: "You're heterosexual, but specifically enjoy the concept of childhood friends turned lovers"

[@idreadFell365]

@@Rosa-he6xb Heck, Sylvain is lacking in A supports, what’s up with that?

[@l.n.3372]

@@wingedbluj1674 Dimitri/Felix: "you still enjoy the concept of childhood friends turned lovers, but you might not be heterosexual" xD

[@sparkflames_ao]

1:39 YESS YESSS LMAO

[@michaelcabangbang]

PRIME MINISTER GETS PEGGED

[@conyjmnez]

YES YES YES

[@theshinypeliper8813]

So apparently I like seeing people who are tops get out topped, that’s actually pretty accurate...

[@theshinypeliper8813]

Also I think any Byleth ship means you’re a self shipper

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

@@theshinypeliper8813 I mean, I may or may not have married Mercedes and Marianne.

[@NEETKitten]

@@theshinypeliper8813 Any Byleth ship: You like making up personalities for self-insert characters and seeing how they mesh with the actual characters. Or you're self-inserting.

[@theshinypeliper8813]

@@NEETKitten Yep

[@kyojins9467]

claudevain.... finally.... i feel seen

[@shuasguitar7642]

claudevain is so valid your brain is huge

[@shadowkittycat97]

Omg dimitri x claude why is that so accurate

[@frisolaxod3835]

True. I am like "EVERYONE SHUT UP AND HEAR EACH OTHER OUT!!!" when playing Three Houses because really, I can't believe this game didn't allow me for more Claude x Dimitri action due to not being able to just hear each other out.

[@boi2805]

Ikr I was shook

[@soulthesassyassassin3616]

Correction: I am asexual and just want good things for Dimitri.

[@outofideas7]

here I was confident I was bi, and then the gut punch F!Byleth x Dimintri right at the beginning. guess I’m straight now shit

[@soulthesassyassassin3616]

@@outofideas7 yeah same

[@alondraarmendarez2696]

I won't tolerate the slander of being called heterosexual as I am here, replaying the Dimitri/Byleth cutscenes with male Byleth avatar, wishing intsys wouldn't have been cowards and gave S support to male Byleth with Dimitri and/or Claude.

[@margaritasytcheva2730]

Literally. All male Byleth scenes with Dimitri are the EXACT same except without S support (except the carry on the back scene is the TINIEST bit different lol). It’s not that hard to add in M!Byleth x Dimitri.

[@GigiBranconi]

​@@margaritasytcheva2730At least there is Yuri for the bisexuals

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

I broke at Byleth x Seteth lol

[@mawile3037]

Yeah that one was hilarious, i played that scenario from every angle, being a kid in the back seat, no chicken nuggets, being the young window lady " looking at some guy in shades with 3 small children " and then thinking how someone would consider that douchie, but also responsible, but also hot, and then just the guy picking up the coffee " yeah i just ordered the coffee "

[@dragames]

absolutely loved the Sylvain getting topped by Mercedes XD

[@seta2710]

I was looking for this

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

Mercedes tops Sylvain Mercedes becomes Ashe's new mommy, though.

[@acehealer4212]

1:42 Oh gods. This is such a big brained ship. TWO adorkable boys!

[@ChocolateWhispersx]

Yesssss!

[@Co-Pilot37]

Haha my favorite ship wasn’t even on here. Marianne x Ashe anyone?

[@shuasguitar7642]

oh cute! i think you just want good things for marianne (and really, who wouldn’t) ashe is my favorite character after annette hehe

[@valstoppenbach6336]

@@shuasguitar7642 as someone obsessed with Hilda/Caspar and Petra/Ashe, I feel you!

[@mawile3037]

YEEESSS

[@idreadFell365]

I made that ship in Golden Deer

[@yoshiegg95]

I used to think Hubert x Bernie was the worst ship, then people told me why they think it is the best ship. I am now a part of that group.

[@noriakikakyoin4430]

Hubert x Bernie is kinda cool.

[@alcachofillapodrida4866]

I need an in deep explanation of the situation.

[@yoshiegg95]

Alcachofilla Podrida alright, what this ship is about is actually Bernadetta‘s fear towards Hubert. Hubert, taking joy in the fear Bernadetta has towards him, obviously wants more of it, but in order for it to be not one sided, he decides to give back to her with gifts trying to show her that she can trust him, while at the same time still keeping the fear factor, over time, trusting him more and more, they grow a relationship. This is my explanation of it, however I really am no expert so I suggest doing some research of your own, hope this still helps though.

[@popkhorne5372]

Its more that bernie sees him the way you are tempted to see him at first : pure evil at its scariest. Their relationship shows that actually, hubert isnt really mean, and while he definately enjoys teasing people afraid of him and for sure is ready to use all means to achieve his goals, he shows care for her, and genuinely tries to make her more comfortable. On a side note, i firmly believe hubert accentuates how scary he looks and sounds purely to use it to his advantage in his plans. Anyway, a lot of supports are about seeing past appearences and seeing the best in each of the characters. This one does it well. Its not the best at it tho. Sylvain/mercedes, edelgard/anyone, ferdinand/dorothea, byleth/rhea, and many more do it even better. And franckly, i think Golden dear is definately lacking in terms of how much there is to discover about each character that isnt obvious from the first minutes. Tho a few have a lot to offer (lysithea for example). But imao both black eagles and blue lions are much richer in that département.

[@wanderlustwarrior]

@@alcachofillapodrida4866 Hubert tries to encourage Bernie, but he's awkward as usual, and also enjoying trolling her a little. Bernie tries to work through her fears, and winds up actually developing affection for Hubert, who (as Petra and Shamir would tell you) is too dense to notice. It's opposites attract, with Bernie taking the lead.

[@bruabbatrash8917]

dimitri and claude,, yea that's me lmfao- and sylvix- how is this so accurate omfg

[@spacemanzero7182]

Felt that

[@prettyfly969]

I think "men 👏getting 👏pegged 👏" also applies to Hubert x Edelgard. I just CANNOT see him topping Edelgard, she gets that stap

[@ahatforahat3291]

I haven't watched the whole video yet. My mouse was scrolling over this video. Then i saw Raphael and Ignatz and immediately saw the small hamster eating the huge banana and i laughed for about 3 mins straight. Needless to say i watched the whole video and will not stop thinking about that hamster image

[@Chaosdude7111]

Out of curiosity: What *does* shipping Marianne/Ignatz say about me? Because that ship is looove

[@TekkenGirl4Lyfe]

You just want good things for Marianne, and really, who doesn't?

[@lilly_koii]

asdljhas i misheard "meet cute" as "meat cube" and was like wtf does that even mean

[@chair567]

1:36 that's the best part of fe3h 😋😋

[@Jostingongwong]

Byleth x Lythisia "You just want good things for Lysithea... and honestly; who wouldn't?"

[@Moniker8858]

Wouldn't "You believe in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma" work better with DimiMari like Dimitri and Dedue work but still

[@l.n.3372]

Well Dimitri/Dedue is literally the same shared trauma. Dimitri/Marianne is more like both having trauma in general but for different reasons.

[@emilyschwartz9536]

DimiMari You believe in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma, AND you’re heterosexual.

[@alexanderharrison7421]

2:31 perfection

[@DaeggoYT]

Dang Marianne and Lorenz wasn’t on there

[@Chaosdude7111]

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of high tea

[@discodog4582]

Haha extrovert makes bad impression on introvert and tries to make up for it dynamic go brrrrrrrrrrr

[@mawile3037]

Lorenz and Hilda isnt on here either, fake news

[@Cure_Hana]

You’ve always wanted a gender swap version of Beauty and the Beast.

[@l.n.3372]

@@discodog4582 I will now use that often to name ships from now on

[@HeyItsNovalee]

So according to this video I am both heterosexual and a firm believer in being gay and sticking to canon. As a certified bisexual I suppose that tracks

[@MaxxusDrago]

Claude x Marianne (the one I got in my VW playthrough): You just want good things for Marianne. And really, who wouldn't? Byleth x Petra: You believe in the inherent eroticism of realizing the value of freedom and rebelling against bloodshed _together_

[@moon4236]

Claude x Yuri: you like sketchy boys so much that one you were like "you know what better than one sketchy boy? Two sketchy boys" Or, alternatively: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of scheming complicated plans together

[@lisannawilfhelm5819]

0:53 Ah yes, finally, my favorite: "The Bickering Old Married Couple™" Gotta add to my list of fave ship dynamic. 2:48 also applies to Dorothea/Manulela, they both just ended up being together cuz they can't find the right man XD

[@kaeyaalberich8021]

Ferdibert and Caspardt... Those are my FAVORITE ships.. 😅😂 Also Sylvain x Felix and Ashe x Ignatz

[@alyssaolson7964]

Taste 100

[@alllockedupyo1864]

f byleth x sothis your ideal relationship dynamic is the plot from the movie venom but you also wanna go to jail (FBI OPEN UP) m byleth x sothis basically f byleth x sothis but your heterosexual and still going to jail btw (FBI OPEN UP but in earrape this time) felix x mercedes basically sylvain x felix but your heterosexual

[@revali_champion_of_the_rito]

Yay, Bernie and Felix were in this. I love that pairing

[@maevethefox5912]

"You're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of petty antagonism" - Oh no I'm called out so hard. "You're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma" - I didn't think I could be called out harder, but I now have been. This explains why my last few relationships went so badly.

[@veryvivid]

am saddened by the lack of doropet but it is okay because edeleth and dimiclaude hit JUST A BIT TO CLOSE TO HOME FOR ME

[@zj3bson]

"You are severely disappointed in the general lack of male tsunderes" okay he got me...

[@snowblossom4961]

2:02 No I just like bodyguard romances

[@idreadFell365]

Who about Lysithea X Felix? Chrom: (inhales) ANYTHING CAN CHANGE!! Felix likes sweets now

[@thekittykatie]

the solution to being disappointed by men IS to date women

[@Chaosdude7111]

So say Doro and Mercie, apparently

[@firby7341]

so you are saying i should try being straight? NO WAY

[@Chaosdude7111]

@@firby7341 that brings up an interesting question: what do you do if you have been disappointed by men AND women? Just date non-binary people? But we can be disappointing, too

[@firby7341]

@@Chaosdude7111 well no matter how often men will continue disappointing me, before i date women i will just buy a bunch of new s*x toys

[@silverscreen842]

That is a pretty preditory suggestion, sad egg.

[@Chrisgarciam]

I'm a little bit sad I can't pair up Mercedes and Dorothea, at least to me, they are the most canonical bi/lesbian couple in the game, since both can marry F!Byleth.

[@dobadobadooo]

My favorite ships are Claude/Hilda, Lorenz/Marianne, Felix/Annette, Sylvain/Ingrid, and Ferdinand/Dorothea. Any ship with Byleth is kinda meh to me, it's hard to get invested in a ship when one half of it has the personality of a wooden plank.

[@tribacioustee2846]

This video has the best first five seconds of any youtube video in the history of videos

[@PsykoDrama]

That Seteth one really got me! Just imagining him in a car with any combo of the FE3H class as kids is too much for me

[@halcyonclouds3718]

bro I’m getting called out right at the beginning for dimitri 😳

[@kito3433]

Okay the Sylvix one triggered me a bit, but the Dimitri and Felix one made me good again.

[@wormrights883]

That Claurenz was spot on😔

[@supersoldier4079]

MALE Byleth x Edelgard: You are extreemly heterosexual.

[@mango-mp1nq]

it's so sad that you can clearly see that cyril and lysithea are meant for each other but her crests aren't removed in their ending :(

[@l.n.3372]

That's what fan art/fic exists for

[@anii2987]

ok hear me out. In terms of Dimileth... I ain't straight. I'm just bi and like greasy boys. ...yes yes I do have a gamer boyfriend

[@drpac9164]

Axe lady go brr

[@screwyoutube7178]

Surprised at the lack of Sylvain x Ingrid, I thought that was the most obvious ship behind Bernadetta x Felix.

[@destroyerblackdragon]

That bit about the coffee awoken so much suppressed anger I have.

[@helenclare55]

I love the john mulaney reference

[@DesertCavalier]

Linhardt x Dorothea (mine) "You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of the Gay Best Friends (tm)"

[@dawnieedreams]

Mercie and Annie would have been the same one Hilda and Marianne were so uwu

[@bylethswife]

me recruiting linhardt in my blue lions play through so i can marry him as m!byleth :D also me considering to marry him in all three routes👁👄👁

[@shiomicchi7247]

0:28 that's so true though, I am gay and I do like sticking to the canon, especially if the canon is gay :3 Byhardt isn't the only pairing I like but it's one that I'm currently playing through so

[@aKihiKoaDDicT]

i lost it at ferdie and dorothea, bearly choked on my snack

[@tiger4678]

There is a couple on Twitter that uses Annette and Felix as their profile pics and needless to say I sometimes forget these are actual characters in a game and cannot see them being shipped with anyone else

[@SylvainCosmos]

1:42 Actually, to me, they're brothers. I adopted both of them.

[@danie8944]

Same

[@kalmeio_17]

Ngl, I’m kinda sad that’s Ashdue isn’t in this (but all my other ships in this tracks) but the “inherent eroticism of baking” and “two adorkable boys” would describe them best imo

[@3triplezero0]

Incorrect on the hubert and eldelgard. If anything it because I like dedicated master-servant relationships. XD Same thing with Dedue and Dimitri + shared trauma. I'm surprised ingrid and ashe weren't shown to be opposites attract is highly overrated since they're so like-minded with chivalry.

[@l.n.3372]

I agree on everything. Edelgard/Hubert and Dimitri/Dedue both also represent the inherent appeal of shipping prince (or princess)/knight (or retainer). Royalty/knight is a tale as old as time in fiction. Ingrid/Ashe is definitely "opposites attract is overrated" because they both want the same things in terms of becoming a knight as their dream, something they only accomplish together on AM.

[@quinn8996]

Edelgard x Dimitri: "you say 'what are you doing, step-bro' unironically"

[@l.n.3372]

This video is great but you probably could have shown multiple ships for each topic, just to include more. For example "gals being pals" works pretty well for Dorothea/Petra, Mercedes/Annette, and Hilda/Marianne. So using all 3 ships for that category would have been cool too. And more ships included! Everybody wins! Also, I feel bad for male Byleth because his ship dynamics are slightly different than with female Byleth. For example, male Byleth/any Lord is highly different from female Byleth/any Lord. Best Byleth needs more love.

[@Doco160]

CASPASHE Y E A H

[@shuasguitar7642]

CASPASHE !! they’re the best i love them a lot

[@VVinterl3ear]

I just came here 4 years later to say I STILL LOVE OPPOSITES ATTRACT, FERDIBERT FOR THE WINN!!!!!

[@throwaway_nerd]

Manuela x Seteth: You just want good things for Manuela and Flayn. And really, who wouldn’t?

[@Practitioner_of_Diogenes]

Idky this is in my recommendations... but that Sylvain x Mercie is accurate and it hurts.

[@obara7366]

This was hilarious. Well done

[@arkay1063]

Dimitri is the only thing keeping me from being a lesbian

[@Moniker8858]

Oof DimiMari doesn't get shown off here either oh well

[@Chaosdude7111]

You are a firm believer in Two Negatives Making a Positive.

[@Abundy]

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared depression

[@emilyhealy9696]

I think Leonie and Felix also fall under the category "people who think they're tops getting topped" And another one of my favorite ships is Sylvain and Mercedes sooooooo I guess I have a type

[@baggyyy]

I mean... Seteth was my first romance and I stand by that description

[@Pablo_Martin_aa]

0:24 when you get the joke 😟

[@thatdudewithinacornerhisfr5306]

As a person who got into this game WAY LATE I ask where are my BerniexRaphael folks? No, just me?

[@maevethefox5912]

Leonie x Felix - You're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of swordfights It is a rare situation that my dumb gay heart gets firmly behind a hetero ship, but the tension between these two was so through the roof, it felt like they were on the verge of just going at it on the training grounds at any given moment. Not a ship I ever expected to get behind, but turned into one of my favourites.

[@Neonlight3934]

The music is the best part.

[@gizmotheharbingerofchaos]

2:40 living for this john mulaney reference

[@dominicburke8908]

Ferdinand/Hubert and Caspar/Linhardt,,,,, as such I’ve played the black eagle route an unhealthy amount of times

[@deadlypandaghost]

Accurate and I will not elaborate.

[@landmineradio]

sylvain x dorothea werent here 😭

[@minidiamantl5462]

Ok, i just finished my fire playthrough, and while I took a different choice, I was so tempted to take Seteth as S just for the possibility of being Flayn's mommy