What Your Final Fantasy XIV Job Says About You | Xeno (Bald Rank 1 Warrior Main) Reacts

[@greedlings]

I suppose not mentioning Blue Mage at all is the roast it deserves honestly

[@DoppelgangerTH]

Cause its not a real job

[@edboi2154]

Yeah it ain’t a real job. The most I can do now is help people with fates and self destruct. I’ll still use it whenever I can though.

[@SniperKing-O]

And Beastmaster

[@Zephhi]

If it was mentioned they would’ve said that you’re the coolest person ever and you’re so awesome and sexy

[@axxura5286]

NGL the only reason i play a dancer as my main dps is because of a comment i saw while looking at the classes which said " imagine a giant battle with swords clashing and magic exploding in the distant, death and destruction all over 100's of people laying their lives on the line for victory and in the distant there's 1 idiot challenging the boss to a dance battle... i want to be this idiot "

[@TamsmitSam]

"2 meters? What is that like inches? I mean you typically piss near the sink" Go off my liege, spoken like a true warrior main 🫡

[@majikalmcmuffin6258]

Nah, inches is a shite cider mate, almost as shite as strongbow 💪

[@batwingpie]

"You typically piss near the sink..." He has become one with the meme.

[@OldManInternet]

This guy went through a lot of trouble making a video letting everyone know he mains Dark Knight and Reaper lol

[@Hachiimi]

just realize that sufferhymn basically complimenting himself when talking about dark knight

[@RvnWolf]

Pictomancer is that one class with sound effects that resemble what you hear in Quicksands on Balmung server.

[@chilosopher4856]

💀

[@tciddados]

I love when xeno goes into random chuuni cringe backstory rants about his jobs.

[@shaneh6707]

Ngl it's endearing

[@xierotron]

As warrior main im scared how accurate it was

[@dasnab2231]

Everytime Xeems tells his character backstories it sounds like something a five-year old would write lol. Gotta love it.

[@TheEvilMinion]

"Viera Lady" wonder who he's talking about LMFAO! I love this guy so much!!

[@TheFrantic5]

8:39 peak teenage storycraft

[@PiratePineapplez]

as monk main i can 100% confirm that the monk thing is accurate

[@c_huvaknunh9138]

Me when Xeno pauses video and explains his jobs' backstory: pepeW PUNCH

[@MrXxsnipesXx]

Im so glad for another what your job says about you video

[@Anonymous-mp2ln]

Well he got Black Mages right, I am one. Minus the bad hygiene. Maybe if the IRL spell list was better and I actually cared for relationships. I could get a maiden.

[@cjn0423]

Love that A. Lincoln quote.

[@Arsen1cpop]

@Xeno Bruh you can use /petglamour eos "emerald carbuncle" to change your fairy into Carby.

[@Arsen1cpop]

Just realized when he got to SMN on the video that it just proved his point on me being a nerd.

[@userbunny14]

as someone who mains reaper with a side of mch... I approve. Though I also dabble in some dancer, and I gotta say. That aggro list be arguing with those comments about being useless most of the time when I play it. And I've saved the party when healers were down with a well timed shield samba and curing waltz more then once.

[@brendanbeardy9190]

lets go! was just about to cook some lunch but that can wait for 15 minutes

[@GGradz]

DRK is literally the nost involved tank bar none. Be a cold day in hell when a WAR main tells me my job is easy lol. Being said I was a PLD main before EW LOL.

[@AnbuShinobi9358]

Yeah dark knight is not easy especially since it's squishier than all other tank jobs

[@GGradz]

@luispena9358 at earlier levels it definitely is, but at 90 they are absolute beasts and really good a mitigation for both you and your party if you know what you're doing.

[@kohlicoide2258]

​@@GGradzDRK is great for tankbusters.. TBN + of your dozends Damage Reduction is absolut chefkiss and Living Dead is now the better Holmgang

[@aarongrey7123]

You do what near the sink??

[@GelatinousGesticulation]

Hey man, it saves on the water bill...

[@NeocrimsonX]

The dark knight roast lol

[@NeocrimsonX]

@@GoatOfWar lol

[@TheMidWave]

not gonna lie that reaper backstory got me, its legit kinda cool.

[@EloquentTroll]

As a White Mage main I agree, I am a woman. Dodged the slander easily. My Reaper's backstory is that she's also my White Mage, sometimes things gotta die to help my friends.

[@shadry9917]

The sink?

[@kongogaming]

Vampire Ninja bit is still too good.

[@Haywood2]

The ninja one on the girl was Taki from Soul Edge.

[@SaltyKeldion]

Xeno took the DRK bait, but he's not (completely) wrong.

[@KrygerWolf]

I'm a summoner, I can confirm.

[@hasseo195]

"I would do it, if it had anytzhing to doi with the fairy," But, the fairy is the nicest thing on the scholar (aside of his shields).

[@MaeGambler]

Bro the video has a Gil buying website sponsor for me 😂

[@Tailionis]

As nin/drk main I agree 💯 with this video.

[@seankeimakiuchi8055]

xeems has the most unhinged horndog twitch chat ever

[@valamores3296]

I can't believe Douglas Reynholm is talking about FF14.

[@sandbag44]

I feel triggered in so many ways. I love it. 😂

[@eji]

Sufferhymn certainly is insufferable

[@GoufinAround_]

I play whm as my healer of choice because I like to live in the edge of pressing one dps button while ignoring healing until absolutely necessary. I love Reaper, but it gets brain dead after awhile. I wish Samurai was as engaging to play as Reaper. Instead of being overloaded with buttons

[@1337penguinman]

This has to be the most Australian video I think I've ever seen.

[@raverecage]

I play DRK and RPR. I approve this list is 100% ligit.

[@TenebrisGladius]

Anyone knows what armor is the rabbit DRK using? the first one, not the pvp one

[@Jeezes718]

Anyone know what gear the dark knight is wearing? Or is it a mod?

[@jacobtridef48]

“I hope Alphinaud d!es in Dawntrail” fkn saaaame

[@JudnakGaming]

I main MNK but i take shower 3 times a day because I gym at lunchbreak. so I'm overqualified

[@aaronsound]

Okay but the backrooms reaper backstory is actually cool lol

[@mr.bicycle6513]

who is sophia?

[@matteoferrandino3348]

i didnt get machinist? i have a god complex?

[@Bahamut9999]

Im really happy you said you like summoner! Say “I like Summoner” nowadays is like say you are gay on middle East! Thanks ❤

[@soldierorsomething]

Just stay away from hilltops or tall buildings 😂

[@SemekiIzuio]

He likes summoner that has pets but does like scholar that has a pet lol

[@adrevenue726]

SMN main, he nailed it right on the head

[@andljoy]

Wait , they have other jobs than warrior ?

[@user-fz2vq9rp2t]

why censored :(

[@SemekiIzuio]

Ive been behind on ffxiv media and havent seen Hymn stuff lol Im WHM SCH so idk what that means for me 😅 NIN MCH are my go toos. Thats crazy didnt think Xeems was an RPer? Lol

[@Blasxphemy]

LETS GOOOOOOOO

[@Horstveratu]

Laszlo Cravensworth is making ffxiv Videos?

[@davidstubbs2361]

I hope BLU not being included was a meta choice

[@Aoestandingway]

I play Scholar since I just like the feel of it

[@SemekiIzuio]

Same but then Sage happened and its just better...

[@Aoestandingway]

@@SemekiIzuio ey I can't play sage idk why tho

[@crowevil4658]

ROY G BIV Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet It’s the natural light spectrum, i.e. the colors of a Rainbow. Wondering he was just saying he is “gay.” Lol

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

Not excited for pictomancer. There were so many better magic classes they could’ve used.

[@blaxamillian]

Typically do Hwat now? The sink? 🤣

[@musikmann95]

can anyone tell me what mods the guy used in the video? So i can avoid them of course

[@renamix]

WHY DOES THIS KZbinR SOUND LIKE TODD RIVERS FROM THE UK SMASH HIT GARTH MERENGHIS DARK PLACE?!

[@bradmiles1984]

I had same thought except I was thinking from the UK smash hit the IT Crowd. I think Matt Berry is on Cameo or one of those kind of sites and he had him read it out. The youtuber in his comments has said he's used cameo to get audio for his vidoes.

[@CupidCrux]

Omg saaaaame

[@bradmiles1984]

Apparently, it is an AI voice changer.

[@joffrecharlebois8497]

Well i guess that guy is playing mainly the two same jobs that i am xD Drk and rpr

[@knownofear1]

This guy that's complaining about the pauses has seen nothing until they watch an Arier video

[@sensyon2062]

Is that Matt Berry?

[@bradmiles1984]

Either this guy is using an AI generated voice or he paid Matt Berry to read the voice over.

[@neosepiroth]

Considering his past controversies I wouldn’t be surprised he used AI, he did that with some of the scions voices in the past when they didn’t want to voice over his script, he even went as far as ignoring their requests to not use their voices without permission.

[@bradmiles1984]

@@neosepiroth Good to know, its first video I've ever watched of his. I was just shocked to hear that voice. It definitely adds to the video.

[@FunTimesWithTath]

DRK originally had 3 different rotations.... people complained so hard about how difficult it was to master, that they had to make it so easy a 2 year old could play it. it was the same with whm, who had 2 stances, and took skill... until they dumbed it down for the crybabies.... *sigh*

[@RedVoteRedemption]

Ninja and I love it!

[@squaresided]

Every DRK main has this delusion.. so I can't say he's wrong. I main WAR/RDM for PVE & BLM for PVP.. dear gawd, I'm a grotesque.

[@mayuraxian112]

Dont ever diss out a DRK main cause in a way you are just being biased (sure in the vid it explains how DRK's are better than other tanks) but all tanks are viable and depends on your play style if you like then you like it, if you dont you dont have to say bad things about it just let other experience what its like and how it fits their style, i played it for both edge and its ease since im someone who doesnt like to complicated movesets and this one fits my style very well in simplicity.

[@lv.99mastermind45]

Why yes, I picked White Mage because I am in fact a flower picking ***************************************************************************************************

[@dragonitejc]

Matt Berry plays ffxiv?

[@snoopycruz5200]

Paladin is played by boring people and I was triggered by it but the fact it is true.😂

[@grimacetexas9719]

Just glam to look less boring, use the new emperor set, the new emperor shield and glam ur sword as the pickaxe from shadowbringer and you wont be boring anymore. Didnt say uts good, you are just not boring.

[@navyflyboy07]

I wonder if he realized he insulted YOSHI P playing a BLM

[@yuzuki2385]

Astrologians are gods

[@boringfactor8792]

reapers are paint eaters lol

[@Juggernaut4tw]

when Alphinaud dies in Dawntrail it makes it easy the best Addon of FF14 even if the rest is the biggest dogshit xD

[@HarumiYu]

puausing.

[@axlessr55]

Concern

[@LeonLupin]

I'll fight you 1v1 for Sophia

[@aceantoniosiquijor5194]

I hear buttwitch narrating the video.

[@stanktatiousd7732]

I had more fun doing my taxes than playing RPR. They got badass weapons/armor but DRG and NIN are much funnier melee DPS. That’s just my opinion. To each their own though.

[@confitao]

"123 and bloodspiller some times" so much cope :D

[@creepcracker]

ffxiv content is cringe

[@grimacetexas9719]

You get ff14 recommandations for a reason not at random

[@creepcracker]

@@grimacetexas9719 i like the game but 90% of its content in utube is something my ears and eyes can hardly endure

[@qqewicz7386]

every game content is cringe

[@squaresided]

goes without saying

[@HyouVizer]

xeems telling his character job backstories is always a highlight

[@franciscocastillo1281]

Strummer....media tourrr....