Well they are utter morons but their is the part of the flat Earth movement that claims that all of the 'evidence' of the Earth being anything but flat is a giant multi-national conspiracy of scientists, space agencies and governments that has been lying to us all for many years. They claim that anyone who produces any evidence that the Earth isn't flat is part of this global misinformation conspiracy. In their reality, the flat Earth is bounded by icy mountains at is edge and the sun and moon sort of fly over it in odd spiral patterns which simulates the whole night and day thing.
@nathangriffin93187 жыл бұрын
Llywylln Gryffyn they also demand pictures of a round earth and if you show them any they say that the photos are fake
@jessewarner19837 жыл бұрын
To quote a certain pop-culture alien: "You just can't win with these people.." -Paul
@jjacks877 жыл бұрын
nikolas doubourhydes this is the second conspiracy video I'm beginning to think that the guys at what culture are flat earthers
@nuclear88177 жыл бұрын
The shape shifting lizards is always the best one.
@colby95293 жыл бұрын
Facts 😂
@maxfaley73823 жыл бұрын
It’s the best cuz it’s truuuueeeee
@Chilimancer2 жыл бұрын
Faxxx
@IFear_Naught8 жыл бұрын
the fact that these theories exist make me worry about the human race.
@jrdn311958 жыл бұрын
It's even more terrifying when you see just how many people believe these conspiracies. View at your own risk. www.thewire.com/national/2013/04/12-million-americans-believe-lizard-people-run-our-country/63799/
@arodgo8 жыл бұрын
+Jordan Montgomery That's pretty dumb that people think lizard people run the world. But believing that aliens exist is not weird. I believe aliens exist, but I don't think they have big heads and are green. Dr. Neil Degrass Tyson said " I believe the universe is so massive it's impossible for there not to be any other form of life."
@kylemartin37468 жыл бұрын
don't worry the lizard people got this
@IFear_Naught8 жыл бұрын
Alexander Rodriguez even just playing the numbers, there pretty much HAS to be other life out there. the only problem with that being the universe is literally the biggest thing we know of, so the chances of us crossing paths are pretty damn slim.
@Pauldjreadman8 жыл бұрын
+IRejectSociety reason why us silly humans make shit up for reasons we can't see shit in space because of the shit long distance
@Seven7eh8 жыл бұрын
You can hear the amount of people clicking away because it's not Adam
@cameroncurtis46978 жыл бұрын
so true
@ritson97938 жыл бұрын
sorry but this guys voice just annoys me, I wish it didn't
@MataNui.8 жыл бұрын
To be honest the only one I don't like is jewels or whatever he's saying.
@mindseyemelodies7 жыл бұрын
My own personal theory is that the world used to be in black and white, which is why historical photos and films look that way.
@maldoran91508 жыл бұрын
What, flat-earthers didn't make the cut?!
@pacitticlubjohnny22388 жыл бұрын
do they not see mountains? FFS! the earth isn't even Level let alone flat!
@Swat_Dennis8 жыл бұрын
No, but the sun still rotates around the earth :-/
@ranwolf12408 жыл бұрын
there's a theory going around that the sun is electric in nature and not nuclear
@stonecoldcharlieaustin25558 жыл бұрын
And 9/11
@xcvsumextra8 жыл бұрын
It's not in here cos it's not a theory
@ziadhaithemamin14318 жыл бұрын
Just GUNA say don't hate me please The pyramid wasn't made by slaves it was made by workers
@SliceMatrix8 жыл бұрын
Science has pretty much proven that area. They were all paid workers and not slaves. But why they built the pyramids is highly up for discussion.
@MUMUMUMUist8 жыл бұрын
Or possibly both.
@Eumenesthelesser8 жыл бұрын
+Annemoon “Moon” Van Maastricht no most historians agree it was willing citizens who built the pyramids. Using teams of oxen to transport the stone from a local quarry.
@anemonenova86948 жыл бұрын
Good that I know this now, I hate it when history is told wrong ))
@Swat_Dennis8 жыл бұрын
+Leif Mackey What I THOUGHT was that the stone came from a quarry +/- 4000KM away, but that is what I know....
@ChristianIce8 жыл бұрын
I love how the comment section picked the "slavery" thing about the pyramids so seriously. What they forget is that we are talking about a time where the Pharaoh was a deity, there was no actual freedom or democracy. Yeah, "they were workers and they were provided with better food", I wonder how you would call it today if you had the same living conditions and life options.
@seanofthehead44556 жыл бұрын
Actually, recent evidence has suggested that the Pyramids were built by highly respected, well paid and very well taken care of labourers, all of whom would work in shifts for months at a time in order to supplement their living....in fact, many were actually granted burial sites in far smaller pyramids next to the ones they were constructing
@bjarkisteinnpetursson97367 жыл бұрын
In Men in Black, K said: "A person is smart but people are dumb" but I disagree. A person can also be very stupid, especially anyone who believes any of these theories. Also the pyramids were probably made by workers who got great perks and were paid well. It was very enviable work at the time.
@jtheman46786 жыл бұрын
I would say flat-earthers but they're too ridiculous to even mention
@steveo46014 жыл бұрын
What what, my back yard is flat ergo something something round ball planet,😎😎😎😎
@MinimiMax8 жыл бұрын
If the Illuminati wants to stay hidden, then why would their members show the signs all the time? That's one thing I never understood about these Illuminati conspiracy theories.
@ganiyat76 жыл бұрын
the BLUE IVY one is hilarious !!! lmaoooo never heard that one
@raneabruv8 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy Theory: WCPW is on tonight...
@jamesrevelry88718 жыл бұрын
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams!!
@zakaryarehich96448 жыл бұрын
It doesn't have to. It weakens them enough to break
@justinsidious97728 жыл бұрын
Yeah it can't do that either.
@kirkforthewin8 жыл бұрын
Actually it can. Steel starts to warp at about 750F, fire Jet Fuel laced fire burns hotter than that. Take an Engineering class please. Steel isn't impervious. It has a higher melting point, but steel doesn't need to melt to lose structural integrity.
@Denji20068 жыл бұрын
Skyscrapers are built to withstand aircraft. They don't collapse on their footprint over fire.
@matej6138 жыл бұрын
Zak and Kirk are obviousli trying to cover up the fact that Bush did 9.11.
@chirpynsleepy9588 жыл бұрын
Wait so if planes aren't in the air then explain sky diving? edit: also plane crashes!
@Swat_Dennis8 жыл бұрын
(I am joking) I think they mean the X amount of oxygen molecules to be solid ground, so you clip trough it all the time or something else as retarded as my own comment... Still, think of the dumbest thing you can think of in 1 minute, and there is your answer....
@robogaming92283 жыл бұрын
How do trains paas the ocean when its huge plane is answer
@nothingmusic428 жыл бұрын
no Flat Earthers or Young Earth Creationists?
@alexdeschenes2438 жыл бұрын
Last time i was this early I became a father.
@Lynch25078 жыл бұрын
Ha, I get it
@Biffo3168 жыл бұрын
+Oisin so did she 😂😂😂
@princesssara21238 жыл бұрын
Congratulation sir
@thedodgypirate5458 жыл бұрын
came*
@matthewcibor46018 жыл бұрын
I love how people have no idea what the illuminati is
@joseph__4788 жыл бұрын
Whatculture's Golden Rule: No Adam No Like
@fcfcfcfc78138 жыл бұрын
My answer to your awful petty joke: LEAVE
@fomoran8 жыл бұрын
that's quite the indickament (or should that be indictment [in-dyet-ment])
@joseph__4788 жыл бұрын
Brock Lesnars Lovechild when you like your own comment because your insecure about yourself...
@RowdyAF6 жыл бұрын
These would all make good movie ideas lmao
@marti54208 жыл бұрын
the last one isn't a conspiracy theory. it's a club =D
@SpanishFly1208 жыл бұрын
Now now, the LHC is CLEARLY a giant Phonewave (Name Subject to Change) that accidentally creates jellymen.
@aneta30988 жыл бұрын
Yes, please awake the Egyptian God of the dead, he has a lot of stuff to do.
@VanillaLoaf8 жыл бұрын
British channel - shows royal family... calls it the government.... uhhh okay.
@ChristianIce8 жыл бұрын
The queen is the monarch, the head of state and the commander-in-chief of the army, not to mention she has blue blood and she can magically pass those titles to whoever carries her blood...in 2016.
@josephshovelbrotherbradfor99568 жыл бұрын
+Struan Hubbard same gave me a day off school for the wedding though
@grae19877 жыл бұрын
2 seperate things now jooga
@Feriin7 жыл бұрын
You do know the Queen can take over control of the Country again if she so chooses, right? (I mean the U.K. not the U.S.)
@TheTeddyIsALiar7 жыл бұрын
I mean technically the Queen can legally order the government to do most anything she just has the good sense not to.
@sciwizgurl8 жыл бұрын
You're my second favorite voice on this channel, Cal! I hope you keep up the good work! :D
@shortmotions8 жыл бұрын
Oh dear the loonies are out in these comments.
@olivergaither6 жыл бұрын
I’m actually Bill Gates, and I can prove it. Have you ever seen me and Mr. Gates in the same room together? I don’t think so. Also if you take a picture of him then replace it with a picture of me, you get me. Ha HA!
@FeatheredCrow8 жыл бұрын
I hope the Lizard People one is true, because guess what a fucking chaos that would be. Insane people running trough the street yelling "I WAS RIGHT! I WAS RIGHT!" Everyone else holding their head going "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK???"
@itsmike67573 жыл бұрын
The man will never fly one has to be a troll💀
@alexdeschenes2438 жыл бұрын
Moon landing not happening???
@jackrobinson56718 жыл бұрын
You missed one out!! You know there are flat earthers still around
@timkramar97297 жыл бұрын
Eich must have watched "They Live!" too many times. "I have come to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."
@kenkoopa79037 жыл бұрын
To whoever says we have yet to fly, I guess that means the time I went into a plane and actually got to take control and fly it over a lake was just a huge tactile, auditory, and visual hallucination. Cool.
@BAN3FromNoWhere2 жыл бұрын
VR has come a long way since 1903
@greygalah8 жыл бұрын
hilarious, you saved me the trouble of actually looking up this guff
@bradgibbs35708 жыл бұрын
But I live in England so I don't need to spend money on meds so that argument is COMPLETELY broken....
@franzluggin3988 жыл бұрын
Pyramids aren't actually that easy to build! Fun fact: One Egyptian pharaoh called Snofru actually built THREE different pyramids just for himself, because he couldn't decide what his should look like. The first one was still kind of a step pyramid, but was then redesigned, and then never used, for some reason. The second one had too steep an angle so they had to build the upper third or so with a much shallower angle (the bent pyramid), and then, finally, his architects managed to build something that properly looks like a pyramid, a form every child can form out of dirt. Yay Snofru, I guess.
@benturner79323 жыл бұрын
I laughed way to long at the bill Clinton sketch 🤣
@DYNEsama8 жыл бұрын
That Today show David Icke was on wasn't NBC (I noticed the copyright note). It's Australian TV
@claybfx8 жыл бұрын
Uh oh... I wonder if The Vigilant Christian Mario will tackle this one? lmao
@mackbonham17 жыл бұрын
I hate to nitpick, but since Queen Elizabeth is a shapeshifting lizard person it's not cannibalism for her to eat humans, it's just run of the mill predation.
@Gothamite18 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Flat Earth Society. It's been getting a lot of press from genius scientists like Tia Tequila who have figured this out.
@Pikablu-pk7zg8 жыл бұрын
You missed the flat earth conspiracy and the holographic moon.
@smith.97608 жыл бұрын
I love conspiracy theory vids
@nortonproductions9148 жыл бұрын
Adam..Adam....Adam? Bollocks! oh well Cal is alright
@connormead32908 жыл бұрын
As an American I can say that Bill Clinton impression was not bad actually.
@thellals6 жыл бұрын
The Queen can't be a cannibal, she's a lizard-person!
@scpjack78568 жыл бұрын
What about the one that Bush went to Iraq because Sadam had a Stargate and he was going to summon the ancient Sumerians who had gone to live on Neptune? It's a serious theory, look it up.
@JoelRiter7 жыл бұрын
Quick point, the Egyptians did not actually use slaves but did have insane, like never before seen, amounts of disposable wealth.
@charleswatson20887 жыл бұрын
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL MEMES!
@Arborem7 жыл бұрын
Here's a hint from a historian - Egypt didn't have slaves. Here's a hint, they had generations of builders as Egypt had a pretty good public works program that would employ workers in the off seasons from the harvest as farming was easier there than anywhere else in the world. Here's a hint, when you have generations of people who are builders and high priests who are architects and gods whose sphere is related to architecture, you get a culture of damned good builders.
@Leshka1478 жыл бұрын
Well, according to the show 'Sanctuary', the Dark Ages came about because people overthrew the vampires who were enslaving them and making the world a better place...but enslaving humans, let's not forget about that. Oh, and in the show, Nikola Tesla is a vampire (it's a really awesome show, I swear!) So I can tell you that the 'Dark Ages didn't happen' conspiracy is all wibbly wobbly timey wimey craziness!
@hufflepuffle8648 жыл бұрын
Liking for that sweet, sweet Nine footage
@alexneimann87214 жыл бұрын
That high pitched noise made me go crazy
@thehonkerman8 жыл бұрын
tbf fluoride actually stains your teeth instead if whitening them but it does make them far stronger
@dragonmasterlance1238 жыл бұрын
High speed trains with vivid holographic technology is apparently more believable than planes actually flying in the sky? Oh come on that one has to be a joke right?
@Josh-yk9uf8 жыл бұрын
WHY does THIS guy talk like THIS?
@johnfranks198 жыл бұрын
***** I'll let you find that out. Then, please, let me know.
@taylorleigh333x8 жыл бұрын
+The Real Under Grace are you that fucking dumb
@ninjabluefyre38157 жыл бұрын
Joshua Joseph Why not?
@TheSolgrid7 жыл бұрын
Do a video on John Titor
@thechampdavidgroves34868 жыл бұрын
I have an answer for the pyramids. They used giant whips, like colossal giant whips
@AndrewGruffudd8 жыл бұрын
Here's perhaps the craziest conspiracy theory of all time: there are people on here as entertaining as Adam. Would you adam-and-eve it?
@ryanbeattie95918 жыл бұрын
Well the missing time period has some traction, as a large portion of documents and such from that time period have found to have been forged, falsely dated, etc. That's where the theory got its traction
@sarth_ak93 жыл бұрын
Fun fact : Walt Disney -t and d are also 6 ,t's top and d's mirror image is 6
@rachelann35738 жыл бұрын
Wow, planes do actually go in the sky. My family is actually related to the Wright brothers and my dad is an airline pilot and I wanna be an airline pilot, I'm taking flying lessons and I'm about to get my private pilots license. People are honestly dumb to think planes don't fly, sorry to say it, but it's true, people are dumb to think that.
@papapetad8 жыл бұрын
Making fun of people in a 5 minute video. Because spending years researching the information is too much effort and requires the shattering of delusional beliefs. Remember the 3 stages of truth. You're still at stage 1, denial and ridicule.
@robirvine69706 жыл бұрын
So which of these ridiculous ideas do you believe?
@joshculver91738 жыл бұрын
Ironically two pilots were arrested in Scotland Saturday for trying to fly a plane Under the Influence.
@sman120897 жыл бұрын
Was anyone else taking a crap as they watched
@mikewarnke4047 жыл бұрын
*illuminati voice*shit, there onto us, rise brothers and sisters rise! Behold our master plan!*evil laughing*
@peytonjackson8558 жыл бұрын
In one of her songs Beyoncé states "Y'all haters corny with that illumanote mess" she knows what there saying and she calls you out for it
@ian20818 жыл бұрын
the truth is that the internet does not actually exist, all the times you think you have been using the internet you have actually been staring at a piece of unbuttered toast. because ummmm.....chemtrails full of floride, yeah that's it.
@BrienMalone8 жыл бұрын
It'd be a lot more interesting to see fascinatingly plausible conspiracy theories.
@mikemorton73808 жыл бұрын
wtf did I actually just watch . . planes don't actually fly?? lol jokes
@mikeshogunlee8 жыл бұрын
Number 2 may not be true. But it is a REALLY cool idea, sounds like the finale to FMA: Brotherhood. But it is still a cool Idea, and I like Egyptian mythology.
@teldeebmel8 жыл бұрын
The Pyramids of Egypt were not made by slaves. Paid employees and volunteers did the labor
@warwicknaude55636 жыл бұрын
Chemtrails aren't a thing. The trails actually are harmless vapour trails.
@brandonsegura15428 жыл бұрын
They forgot the most serious of all. Harambe's death was an inside job.
@skaterkid7able8 жыл бұрын
WWE being the Illuminati should be on here
@zimonzieclown16337 жыл бұрын
Well, actually the pyramids weren't built by slaves. They were workers from all over the world who were pretty well taken care of and were payed quite well for their work.
@alieninthevideo4417 жыл бұрын
The planes you see in the sky are holograms of a future we'll never achieve.
@Timberwolf1397 жыл бұрын
At least the LHC theory actually sounds kinda cool.
@Phoenix-Neo8 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that last one about man never flying is just insane! I guess I was hallucinating my whole trip to Las Vegas that time I flew on a plane smh 😒
@Billcornfield8 жыл бұрын
The disappointment when you don't hear Adams voice and you have to decide whether it's even worth a watch
@TheZipperDragon5 жыл бұрын
I mean...It WOULD explain how the government keeps saving airlines from going bankrupt.
@michael.4716 жыл бұрын
The pyramids weren’t made by slaves. They were simply poor people. In fact these workers were part of the first known strike, with them sitting in the shade until they received a raise. The money wasn’t great but they chose to work on the pyramids during the wet season, it was work available to them while their farms were flooded
@karenstanley38617 жыл бұрын
The Olympic/Titanic switch theory. It makes absolutely no sense!
@carlobarbosa10835 жыл бұрын
You won't fool me lizard!
@Famous5s8 жыл бұрын
No Mandela Effect or flat earth? They're my favourite crazy theories.
@lordmagnos7036 жыл бұрын
It was actually paid workers that built the pyramids. You (WhatCulture) even talked about it in a video
@danielwaters69077 жыл бұрын
We need to get the people that come up with this in a room with a bag of weed and record it. Like round table on LSD meets the videos of people just out of the dentist.
@gaslightingsquidward92588 жыл бұрын
Now I'm not a conspiracy nut but does the fluoride in the water really help that much with our teeth
@IWillYeah8 жыл бұрын
Indeed, the fluoride one isn't a 'conspiracy', it was first used by Nazis to keep their prisoners subservient. It isn't a far fetched to say with advanced in biomedicine and chemistry that a more lethal variant could be devised.
@DeezNutz-qb2uf8 жыл бұрын
The miniscule amount of flouride in the water is nothing compared to what the Nazis did lol
@Leshka1478 жыл бұрын
And, sorry to be a nitpicker, but it's the pyramids, not the LHC, that is kind of a star gate to the Egyptian gods. I mean, did they ever see the movie or TV show 'Stargate'? It's all right there, even in the title! How did they build the pyramids? "They had massive whips, Rimmer. Massive, massive whips."
@steel82318 жыл бұрын
The pyramids weren't built with slaves, and the idea that they were built by slaves didn't appear until 400Ad, thousands years after they were finished. Most archeologists agree it was a combination of contract and volunteer labor (the pyramids were to the Egyptians what cathedrals were to Europeans).
@phillip227228 жыл бұрын
The only one of these that is even remotely plausible is the one about the middle ages never happening. Even that one is full of holes, but no one is alive today that actually lived during that time period, so we can't actually ask anyone if it really happened.
@KingFluffs7 жыл бұрын
Fluoride *DOES* make you sick though. But only if it's ingested. That's the specific reason why it says on a role of toothpaste "Do not swallow. If swallowed contact a poison control specialist". Actual use of it is beneficial to dental health if under a certain dosage, any higher and you get dental fluorosis aka mottling of the teeth. I'm guessing you guys have never visited a dentist in your life? lol
@davidstainthorpe9863 жыл бұрын
all them theory's are questionable really
@itsmike67573 жыл бұрын
I don't believe this but I don't put them as false, cause you never know
@user-yc3tf4wz2x3 жыл бұрын
Yea but if it's proved wrong or not logical like the earth being flat, I don't believe it
@evenfriends1238 жыл бұрын
ADAM WE WANT U
@josetomasdonoso50535 жыл бұрын
Beelzebob ? Bohemian Rhapsody
@PenniDeadful3 жыл бұрын
"Beyonce keeps making a diamond with her hands." SHE IS MARRIED TO JAY-Z LIKE HOW COULD SOMEONE SKIP OVER THIS DETAIL?
@Shatterverse8 жыл бұрын
You totally forgot the Flat Earthers AND the Hollow Earthers.
@ChristianIce8 жыл бұрын
The "flat earthers" are exactly like the "the man will never fly" people. We call it trolls, they did it for fun. Perhaps some idiot fell for it, but all the "websites" you see with "evidence" are just jokes.
@jordanneal5768 жыл бұрын
I know way too many people who think that way too many of those are legit. Also you forgot flat earthers.