When a Human Target Terrified the Galaxy’s Deadliest Assassin | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Story

[@johnmuzzo1971]

As a DMV employee, i resemble these remarks!!!!!! (LOL) GOD HELP THE ALIENS!!!!!

[@barbarajoyce6424]

he has dealt with .... bureaucracy

[@MeLoonn]

16:23 Even the AI narrator had to quit halfway to escape the DMV horrors.

[@RevIlikai]

Soon as I heard DMV, I knew this was going to be a good story

[@ZombiePumps]

The DMV is probably the worst place on earth 😂

[@katsu-graphics5634]

Unpredictable and Funny. . . . .First time I've found this nuance of Humor since the old "Mad Magazine". . . it could be a Monty Python Sketch.

[@jackreisewitz6632]

Or the Pink Panther.

[@chucksparks1471]

O.M.G....... I Couldn't stop laughing, that was fantastically humorous on so many level's!!!!!!!!!! Keep them coming....

[@johnbirk843]

ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE HUMOR 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👋👋👍👋👋👋

[@littlebuster07]

Bro, when he starts describing the DMV, I started busting out laughing like really freaking hard and it's the middle of the night and I probably woke up my roommate. It's just that funny, I was just caught off guard talking about how the color of the wall just takes away and absorbs all hope and takes souls.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[@mhoffer8873]

Almost crashed my car I was laughing so hard😊

[@zenonawful5074]

I gotta say, this was a great story. Really enjoyed this one

[@patrickgrannus7886]

Funniest thing I've seen online in years. Bravo.

[@nijadbahnam9859]

If purgatory existed in a form , this is it.

[@chriskelso723]

A gloriously ridiculous story that kept me laughin.😂

[@littlebuster07]

Bro, when he starts describing the DMV, I started busting out laughing like really freaking hard, and it's the middle of the night, and I probably woke up my roommate. It's just that funny, I was just caught off guard talking about how the color of the wall just takes away and absorbs all hope and takes souls.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[@gilbertsandoval1888]

Excellent! A rare jem of glorious humor well done!

[@kaykaymishka5548]

This definitely needs to be a series!!! Please do some more❤❤❤👽👾🤖💯🤞

[@garydomogalla1925]

This is Douglas Adams' spiritual successor.

[@katherinkeegan8601]

Toungue in cheek hunor to the max. Frankly I wouldn't be surprised if the DMV really had a death threat line you needed an appointment for.

[@bbryan1973]

“This one time…at the DMV…” Does the end of that little story involve a flute?!?! 😂

[@atelierbones]

"rollercoaster designed by a drunk engineer with a vendetta against the laws of physics"? Have you heard of a place called Action Park? That's exactly what their attractions WERE basically. 🤔

[@susan-of6xd]

LOL Hahahhahahahhha. My, my neighbors, my neighbors thought. That , hahahaa, oh, BREATHE! They thought I was being attacked! Lol LOL HAHHAHAHAHA!

[@susan-of6xd]

Funny! My neighbors had to listen. The bathroom was busy laughing so hard! Thank you. Wonderful!

[@AliceI7764]

What a delightful story. Well done.

[@jerryschoofs895]

Loved it....

[@angelomichaelvega841]

Awesome! I enjoyed it and needed a real smile!!!

[@HermannKerr]

It reminds me of some very funny SF that I read many years ago, like "Callahan's Cross Time Saloon". I am surprised that I remember it. There are lots of others of course "Venus on the Half-shell" which Philip José Farmer should never should have admitted writing, even though we all knew.

[@grogvaughan5649]

Haven't heard those titles or his name in years. Fond memories

[@HermannKerr]

@@grogvaughan5649 I was a total PJF fan. I always when he wrote himself into the River World series and he said that he wouldn't write but after quite a while he figured how to finish it in typical PJF fashion.

[@grogvaughan5649]

@HermannKerr whenever I was stationed overseas or deployed my dad would send me different sci-fi books. I'd always pass them around after I was done reading them. Now I wonder if any of them are still in Iraq or Afghanistan..

[@thejak]

Fantastic I laughed through the whole thing. The sheer absurdity of the truth😂 welcome to Earth where is the weird meets reality

[@karlauer1511]

Apart from the humor, I liked the graphics - very fitting. thx

[@mutantplants1]

As a Floridian I cracked up when he said "wait until you hear about Florida".

[@Gerisheng]

This is the first HFY story I've watched that had a real, tangible sense of humor, and it wins for that. It's maybe a little effusive, though, with some of the descriptions trying too hard. Great fun overall, though!

[@garnettamatthews-lincoln7622]

😂😂😂😂😂 DMV is scary 😅

[@BlueScreenOfDead]

No wonder ET wantend to call home ! We are simply to crazy for the rest of the universe !

[@Texas240]

You've solved the Fermi Paradox

[@KODIAK-x5h]

Funny story 😂a good listen

[@Bill-g4e]

Absolutely hilarious story 😂

[@deannam-host6584]

Now THIS one is genuinely funny 😂😂😂

[@EphemeraImaging]

BRILLIANT! I absolutely loved this!

[@robertgraybeard3750]

outstanding definitely a thumbs up

[@cindaschuster6725]

Luv this story! 🤣🤣🤣 The aliens sitting in a circle in the picture of the group look like the people at my NA group. 😂

[@CarlosRodriguezVon-SamosadeAqu]

Quote "the zorian nebula bar wasn't exactly the kind of place you'd expect to find a human it was a dingy dimly lit establishment on the fringes of known space where the drinks were strong enough to dissolve your insides and the patrons looked like they'd stepped out of a nightmare fueled by bad acid and even worse life choices." Clearly the author has never done Margate seafront on a Friday night!

[@soopi2031]

Effing hilarious XXXXX

[@seanmills1911]

There was a line outside the DMV near me all day

[@kadenmohlow2745]

This one was fun

[@aunttpathfinder5049]

❤😂❤ Shared to Facebook ❤😅❤

[@richardgirard9480]

I used to work at the DMV,and I can see the assassin's point.

[@MkWatson]

Funny and original!

[@Mrhollowpoint1]

TV Show So you think you can interpretive dance in zero gravity , hahaha

[@AlgorithmicChaos]

I have just been listening to a bunch of these stories while playing satisfactory and slightly drunk and I have to say: Even though narrated by an AI sometimes hillariously butchering words this is hillarious

[@thecooky7744]

😂 I needed a good laugh 👍

[@miketate3182]

I couldn't stop grinning by this story, I had to play this to my wife she thinks sifi isn't entertaining😊😅😊

[@ralepeter]

So my question, and maybe i missed it, who or what took out the contract for the "hit" and why?

[@martyknowles1011]

Kudo's to the author!

[@bearprower]

Its the DMV what do you expect though some DMV employees might readily accept just to escape

[@kimbetbaby3583]

Sounds like someone has read Douglas Adams😅👌

[@Texas240]

Intergalactic tea party of the alien soul

[@kimbetbaby3583]

@@Texas240 ...at the end of the universe.

[@jonncatron7381]

Why do all of these stories make us humans sound like we are cockroaches of the universe? lol that can't be killed.

[@jackreisewitz6632]

Here, let me help edit this story.... A human assassin came to earth, he failed his mission, and left. The End.

[@whyoung666]

Very funny but I can see it happening

[@ryanpiercy3390]

wonder who he sent away without a license that he has an alien hitman gunning for him. Wait, the MVA had a customer satisfaction of increase of 13% When did that happen?

[@kentbilodeau6662]

😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@lewisvargrson]

Florida, the place where people swim with prehistoric swamp puppies.

[@starhawk7592]

LMAO 😂

[@charleslahser2351]

In space no one can hear you meme. ROFL!

[@Texas240]

I'd like @isaacarthurSFIA to watch this and comment on this as an answer to the Fermi Paradox

[@DeathclawJedi]

deadly assassins and even deadlier fashion sense...... dear god who wrote this ?🙄

[@KristofferEk]

ah yes the "department of motor vehicles" the most boring place in America.

[@HellStr82]

Narated by Peter Dinklage :)))))))))

[@justjones5430]

His robot brother you mean. 😂 Dinkles can read, this is blatantly text to speech software.

[@pradiptapravakardaspritam4555]

U HYOOMANZ, AS AN ALIEN I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR STORIES, I DEMAND COMPENSATION FOR DAMAGE TO MY POOR ALIEN Psyche!!! My address: Area51, Underground Lab Facility UFO no:007.

[@modeler308]

MORE alien names starting with a Z.......ridiculous. Use some imagination.

[@mikebreeden6071]

I've heard better content in stories, but I'm not sure any were funnier.