when Dana almost k!lled Mike Tyson

#shorts #mma #ufc

[@jedwright3743]

Mikes comedic timing is impeccable.

[@b3rgsy]

His style is impetuous....

[@user-di8sb8np7y]

His defense is impregnable​@@b3rgsy

[@OnTheCobbles]

Defence is Impregnable

[@demoneyin9390]

Delivery is impregnable

[@nightcrave]

Tyson is too 🤣

[@user-nm9zp7tf5h]

“They don’t gaf about meeee” 😂😂

[@timf2251]

Funny, but I’m actually worried 😅

[@exoskeleton69]

​@@timf2251😂

[@GreyBush_Gaming82]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@dialecticalmonist3405]

"Wat about MY Athssss?

[@EyeOfTheWatcher]

the pain in his voice is real.

[@Crazyfable13]

The betrayal in his voice 😂😂 “ yall dont give af about me”😂

[@FredNewsome]

Wife was thinking of the insurance pay off.

[@rickherrell5498]

The wife has your back until the kids come. Then she has there back as it should be. 😂

[@claudiupandele9910]

2 pac

[@dimisbam7725]

Tbh if my instructor was missing 50% of his limbs I would be skeptical too

[@fathersonsrcpoop9905]

Like bro you can't trust this man saying sharks are great animals with half his body missing 😅

[@vibecheck9459]

Got me f’d up in the first place if I see anything missing 😭

[@Craig-gk2gr]

Seen that guy who’s his instructor think he was in Australian navy and he got attacked by a bull shark why working

[@blitheringrando1410]

It's like the skit of a guy working on the bomb squad and his instructor has both arms missing 😂

[@kaz4442]

​@@fathersonsrcpoop9905 I know it's so weird right. Exhibit A for 'stay away from shark' is saying what a great animal 😂😂😂

[@kylethomson2170]

When Mike gets in the water the shark got in a cage

[@jeffreydeatherage-id4sj]

😂

[@brandonanthony9566]

He'd get a couple pet Tiger sharks and we all know it

[@alexanderaguirre9578]

Fuck yea

[@JackDaniels_8171]

😂😂😂

[@jarrettwalters6632]

For real lol

[@mr.notsocreative]

“Fighting someone is too dangerous, you should swim with sharks instead.”

[@noneyahh123]

😂😂

[@sirjoejoe8813]

Yap,someone make that make sense. 😂😂😂

[@albertsithole9205]

😂😂😂

[@WINTERMOON-pwepwe]

Dana logic

[@JOHN-vr4og]

"My shark instructor was missing his arm and leg..." 😂🤣😆😂

[@notuser12445]

"They pretend they love me but they don't give a fuck about me" - Shark

[@imagrent]

I never knew my father

[@TheSweetestScience]

My momma has cancer ❤

[@josephpedley308]

​@@TheSweetestScience She's a solider bro.. All the best 👍🏼

[@TheShaneosaurus]

​@@imagrentgg go next

[@yesntyesnt]

I'm an african kid and i'm dying from severe dehydration, malnutrition and 174+ health problems 💖🥰.

[@BrotherJohn8484]

🦈Shark: I bite Legs off!! 🥊Tyson: I bite Ears off!!

[@lolololol2791]

Their ears are internal organs so…

[@ExiledNub]

@@lolololol2791 I bet you're fun at parties

[@apnahind]

Shark: sorry MF i have no ears 💀

[@hectors2256]

It's even worst biting his insides

[@jonapple2325]

​@@lolololol2791 You think iron mike cares?

[@JOkERBIDEN]

“if I get bit, and it’s not too severe” 😂

[@luiso6827]

That shit got me 🤣🤣🤣

[@kivensjean-louis1572]

That shit had me rolling 🤣🤣

[@Bigzzeus]

‘If that shark leaves me with an arm you’re fucked’

[@its-c0e-u-see]

A true fighter knows he won't come out untouched..."you want to kill me?"

[@poopmonster7650]

Otherwise they gon have to take him to a hospital asap… then Tyson gon fuck em up when he’s healed😂😂

[@FamFirst9039]

When he said the shark instructor had his arm and leg bitten off 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nope99856]

Man after all his trials and tribulations it is seriously awesome to see Mike seemingly doing well, you never know whats going on with a man behind the scenes but it seems like Mike is in a much better place mentally these days. Super happy for him.

[@patsonu774]

Instructor had his leg and arm bitten by shark, and you want me to feel safe?😂

[@easygrin1127]

Lol ye that would f me up too 😂

[@erickiyoshiphillips2323]

I would have backed out

[@user-qh4jr2mm8j]

The dude is swimming circular when he trys to survive

[@lthughes]

I won’t lie. I’d probably feel safe. If that motherfucka can bare going back to the fiends that took his arm and leg, they can’t be that bad. 😂😂

[@Phillygoat1983]

The instructor ask the sharks to protect him from Mike lol

[@Kicknback]

Best laugh I've had in a long time.

[@nunoheleno5471]

Me to brother 2 oclock in the morning alone, i gone die😅

[@dannypronk5614]

You need to go out more bro

[@stephenlambert9826]

@@dannypronk5614took the words out of my mouth

[@mattjohnston234]

Same here

[@nathanmartian3490]

Right

[@jacobparkes7603]

Mike use to literally play with full grown male Tigers like they were house cats but he's scared of seeing a Shark whilst in a cage 😂

[@Akz2Reckless]

Probably because you can't throw a punch underwater

[@hisss]

​@@Akz2RecklessCan still bite though. The real problem is sharks have no ears...

[@sleemgully9368]

Shark underwater

[@brionjohnson2985]

I think if the guy that sold him the tigers was missing limbs, he would have thought twice about that,too!

[@aimscorp4649]

The world loves you, Mike 🥰

[@Cool_Videoz]

His wife was tryna collect that life insurance 😂😂😂

[@justineicher1123]

I love seeing Mike all happy and joking around, you can tell he's definitely came an a long way. He used to be so angry and mad and now his whole mood and his ways have changed and I'm happy for him.

[@sunshinestar2244]

He is shroomed up or doped up most days its the only thing keeping him chill.😂

[@sayebass1849]

Mary Jane

[@ascherreinberg8826]

Cause the year in prison gave him peace

[@philosopher1130]

@@sunshinestar2244 can’t stand when I see people using “doped up” as a term for someone who smokes fuckin weed 😒 Dude isn’t a crackhead… he’s not a pill popper… he smokes weed. The people who call weed “dope” probably still think weed makes you go crazy 🤦🏽‍♂️ I kno more hardworking, motivated stoners than I do anyone else. Are there the typical lazy stoners who don’t do shit? Yep. But that’s a very small percentage

[@sunshinestar2244]

@philosopher1130 Haha..I didn't mean it in a derogatory way,,that's just the term for it where I live or being stoned off your rocker .😁

[@radonjanovovic]

Mike needs to have his own show not a podcast but life with Mike

[@mikesavatar3194]

When he brought up his wife, "they don't care about meeeee," i felt that in my bones.😂 He was so relatable in that moment. 😊

[@StevenCampbell1955]

Mike jumps into the water, shark jumps into the boat screaming," Not Tyson, NOOOOOEEeeeeee."

[@mohamedmohamed2830]

😂😂

[@potbelly258]

You wanna hear this? My wife thought it was a good idea too?😂

[@milivapakovc4776]

😅 kujica

[@gengterjahbangau3805]

And what mike felt, no one is care even for him. Cause he is scary to be around with when he got non meds/herbs.😂

[@boomygorilla2827]

Hilarious 😂😂😂the instructor got his arm and leg bit off😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ballen81587]

How many times do you think Mike has casually made someone the most scared they have ever been in their life

[@kingalfredo7529]

How could you hate Mike he’s a genuine guy

[@__Devils_Advocate__]

I can just imagine the whole crew being petrified of Iron Mike Tyson 🤣

[@Rep3rIum666]

Mike Tyson enters the water and the Sharks immediately evolved to land walking animals😂

[@mirzahasicic2039]

Dana just havin a time of his life fckng around with Mike 😂

[@rimbocastillo6426]

Mike is always fun to listen to 😂😂

[@fabioferraro3704]

Dana is a good Friend to Mike 💪🏼😃

[@easygrin1127]

Ye gets him a job with sharks.... swell.

[@evanowens317]

@@easygrin1127ok? shark week is huge and mike tyson probably made a few mill off that when he was going broke

[@Stardawg1]

@@evanowens317not a few mill off shark week you muppet

[@user-qm4ds1gz8c]

​@@easygrin1127Swell.. 😂😂😂😂 Get paid millions in endorsements to swim in a cage with sharks

[@easygrin1127]

​@@user-qm4ds1gz8cyeah those millions mean nothing the moment your in the water with sharks...

[@TonySwingNYC]

Seriously who can HATE big MIKE. Love this guy

[@michelelanni9205]

I swear man, tyson is so fuckin hilarious his stories just make me fuckin die put of laughter

[@gregorycarraway4098]

I love this guy!!!

[@metallica23341]

He's gonna tell me a shark is a great animal

[@prince_bharath1595]

that was comedy gold 😂

[@PlaneetNamekk]

Bruhh i laughed sooo hard at this hahaahhahaa shit is golden

[@awkwardautistic]

This is hysterical 😂

[@demetriusmixon4141]

Mike has an intimate understanding of wypipo, and he knows how to deal with them. Cus taught him that.

[@jeremymaiden]

Lmao I love how Tyson has just turned into the new Chuck Norris

[@jonathanboyer3537]

I was jus sayin that lol some guy commented Mike Tyson got in the water and the shark got in the cage lol 😂

[@noneyahh123]

​@@jonathanboyer3537😂

[@captainthunderbuns677]

When Mike got in the water all the sharks went to Nebraska.

[@davedecker1725]

Mike got in the water and said "I'ma F#@K you till you love me!"😱😱

[@noneyahh123]

They had to migrate early

[@snakyYT]

Wait wait wait. THERES SHARKS IN NEBRASK? GOOD THING I CANT SWIM

[@davedecker1725]

@@snakyYT yep! Pool sharks and card sharks

[@georgeACABpaok4]

How can someone that is so sweet and kind hearted person be an absolute killer ??? It's still a mystery to me 💯🤔🤔

[@noneyahh123]

Believe me it happens

[@rudegi2]

Mike just knock me out with laughter😂😂😂😂

[@nelsonhernandez5487]

Even the shark knew not to fuck with mike.

[@jessicagushue2462]

Mike gone in the water the shark panicked and swam to shore ❤

[@3Brandon11]

"Then he's gonna tell me that sharks are great animals." It's one of those moments when you laugh and you're all by yourself!

[@adnanyasir127]

The way Mike say ,Shark Instructor 😅

[@akashaza9803]

Instructors got some first hand experience

[@sikubonga4212]

Those Sharks ain't touching him, they know what's up 😂🤣

[@Phillygoat1983]

The sharks are super cool wen Mike comes around 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

[@ketchupboss9665]

The shark instructor was half of a man missing all those limb😂😂

[@MrJbar41]

He's gotten such a great sense of humor now!

[@Shawenx]

First time seeing dana doesn't want to make a fight.

[@NR87813]

I know it’s easy to get pointless internet points talking shit about Dana. But he didn’t want his friend who’s old to fight. Sure you’re aware of that just a smartass

[@user-ro9us3yo5w]

Best comment

[@aarons8143]

What about Tito and Liddell?

[@somedude6334]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@aarons8143Dana: *”Tito and Liddell were never my friends.”*

[@aarons8143]

@@somedude6334 Touché

[@doinksinthePM]

Gotta love Mike. He plays with tigers like they're puppies but he's shook up by sharks. I don't blame him.

[@calebdunn7973]

Mike having to beat the shit outa a shark in water would have been the funniest shit ever, EVER

[@ryderbrooks9649]

That’s like a firefighter giving you advice on how not to die in a fire but this guy looks like Deadpool with all his burns

[@michaelgiangiulio7090]

Mike could bite off both fins of the sharks

[@Roctwn16]

I’m dying right now 🤣

[@7803bigart]

He's worried about getting bit by a shark, but was willing to fight an actual gorilla. And he had pet tigers. 😂

[@nativeMD4373]

The shark instructor missing limbs is like my shop teacher who was missing fingers😂

[@skinnyboy8623]

Love Dana, Mike and Joe!!!!

[@MrSoumi1]

I have tears 😂😂😂😂this guy is one of a kind❤😂

[@user-ti5co4gv5h]

This from the man that kept a TIGER as a pet. Mike ain't scared of no shark.

[@jesse_cole]

Imagine if Mike Tyson died aged 53 because someone wanted to keep him safe from fights, so they got him a job as a shark handler.

[@Desideratus21]

😂 how can you not love this man

[@daniel.gilliss6030]

I would have loved to see the look on their faces when he told them that. Im still laughing

[@soupyfly1]

Dana's preaty funny dude..seems like a great guy to hang out with

[@imgoingtobehokage]

This had me laughing😂😂Mike Tyson’s stories are the best

[@commentguy7]

Mike Tyson the GOAT❤

[@jamesbpsT1]

They were tryna kill him

[@warrenbfeagins]

"Don't fight Mike. Swim with sharks." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TeamKillTimmy]

Bro his wife wasn't scared for mike, but for the shark population

[@Jhundo614]

Dana doesn't care about his wife that's why he beat her

[@jamesmoore7568]

She clearly smaked him first.... don't start none won't be none

[@mikem4203]

Yall mfs Don't care about me 💀💀

[@Jarzula]

His wife 😂😂 you know she was mumbling “I hope they find you too” 😂😂

[@rickyswanson8547]

"And then he gone tell me, Sharks are great animals" 😂😂😂

[@patrickstogsdill74]

Shark job soudns more risky thn the fight lol 😂

[@tristenwhite5876]

“My wife thought it was a good idea too” 😂

[@sakuragihanamichi7415]

“Everyone's got a plan until they get bit by me” - Shark Tyson

[@user-gq7xu9uc7n]

"So apparently when Mike got down there, he scared all of the sharks."

[@superdannny]

it’s like the dude from 50 first dates. dude got bit by sharks all the time & still claimed they were friendly animals lmaoo

[@antonemorris9644]

I like the respect that Mike gets today. He seem to have a lot love around him these days also.

[@colourlesssky2754]

When sharks seem safer than a square ring you know life is tough

[@mmpops2657]

Mike has a killer sense of humour ❤😂😂

[@BLacKMAdtER]

The evolution of Mike Tyson is a beautiful thing to see

[@haulistic7569]

Life is a beautiful thing. Look how it changes people.

[@thecountysfinest]

"if it's not to severe" 😂😂 basically if I get bite you better hope I don't have legs 😂😂😂

[@uoopql8723]

This was Dana’s revenge on Tyson for punking him in the airplane lmao

[@GPERZ208]

You always gave a damn about Ritchie!...what ABOUT ME!?!!...lmao!! -Bob from La Bamba

[@alanpengo3335]

Wow mike is so happy now and loving ,all his anger gone now. After all the sht he's been through i wish him a wonderful life

[@j-bird6563]

They said feed him to the sharks😂 Mike's hilarious!

[@HybridRaids]

This is the most normal interaction of mike I’ve seen. Makes me happy

[@jessecompton3501]

"And he's going to tell me sharks are great animals" 😂

[@SamuelVigodny]

"I thought i was about to get biten," -the shark

[@tonydapony69]

Tyson is the all around package.

[@LukeCage82]

"Oh nah bruh....sharks are wonderful creatures that wouldn't hurt a fly!"......says the guy missing an arm and a leg 😂😂😂

[@36surferjoe]

That shits comedy gold, the instructor hahahaha. Poor guy.

[@reeferryan86]

Sharks had a Mike Tyson alert that day.

[@seandoughty767]

Mikes wife looking at the life insurance like yasss babe it’s a great opportunity lol 😂

[@toetsenbordridder]

Mike, joe, dana, donald, john (daly) kid rock...that is an empressive line up❤

[@shariminajis3812]

We see lOve Dana And Mike,True friendship

[@Mundanesoup4]

Dana thinking Sharks are safer than Roy Jones Jr lol

[@lindsaydesorbani8631]

“My shark instructor” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rampaig6]

Shark: I bit the instructor because who bright ass idea to let Mike in the water

[@danielsmith225]

Dana knew Mike would be in good company with those sharks.

[@mustang8206]

Mike owning a tiger: 🥰 Mike fighting a gorilla: 😤 Mike swimming near a shark: 😰