When He's Hot But Stupid

"I don't even think he can read."
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Written & Directed By Nikki Howard

[@nortongreeen]

That's a female version of Stevie's "he's a great guy though"

[@abduljah9355]

"She's soooooo nice though."

[@ikejugend]

Exactly 😆

[@bridytv]

Ye copy and paste

[@michaelbrown9877]

@@bridytv you have a link for that short?

[@sdotbell]

Exactly

[@tylermokarry9731]

We know you’re talking about Stevie , he’s a great guy though , just solid all around dude

[@GrimmToast]

He's so nice though.

[@kingex3]

@@GrimmToast so nice.. But does he think his kidney is better then mine??

[@Hm-dh1vu]

Solid as in what?

[@ferocityfilmsofficial]

Like, he means well, right?

[@rejuvenator8966]

...I'm sorry?

[@endorbr]

“… the human embodiment of a bean bag chair.” I’m stealing that one.

[@Lawliet734]

@endor "...the human embodiment of a bean bag chair." Without context, one wouldn't know that refers to his stupidity, as it can refer to other traits, such as shape and supportiveness.

[@PIFF50]

@@Lawliet734 good point 🤔

[@user-bm9cv9vn2k]

@@Lawliet734 Well with your delivery, L. Don't try that.

[@zeninabox9818]

The guy thought up a library from scratch without having been to one! He's ignorant, not stupid, lol

[@iansupremo6762]

That's what I thought! Guy just seems grievously un/misinformed, not stupid.

[@jacobmolina6547]

Precisely 😂😂

[@LiddyFreeman]

I've dated a guy like this....so beautiful, was proud to be seen in public with him. couldn't take him to anything that involved talking though:/ In then end good looks will never compensate for a great personality and brilliance.

[@faizulislam5964]

The video probably agrees with you, except for the "in the end" part.

[@SteveRogers461]

Apart from being tall ... or rich. 🤪🤪🤪

[@cigh7445]

Looks got him in the door though. They have to meet a certain looks standard before personality or intelligence can be taken into account

[@conor3361]

Personality ain't gonna compensate for ugly either tho harsh but true

[@nyleo04]

Yeah, when will more woman figure this out lmfao

[@NickCorvello]

"for every hot guy, there's a woman who's tired of his shit"

[@TaiwanLife2024]

But still, they don't want to help themselves as non hot guys creep them out

[@allananderson949]

Only until the next one comes along

[@Rocky-jv9yy]

Actually you just copy pasted this phrase and its about woman, because otherwise this doesnt make any sense.

[@magnolia8626]

Yes 😭

[@brokenbrad6182]

​@@Rocky-jv9yyIt does make sense tho

[@Alex.0470]

At first I was going to comment about the subtitle/color issue but I get it now! Her boyfriend edited this video! That’s like breaking the 5th wall!

[@Saulgoodmane]

😂😂😂😂

[@amatya.rakshasa]

The straight guy version of this would be like 15 seconds long. Guy1: “damn she’s smoking hot” Guy2: “Our bro lucked out.” Guy1: “kinda dumb tho” Guy2: “yeah.. who cares” Guy1: “yeah. So.. we’re watching the game at Jim’s?”

[@talaaa2897]

True

[@godominus9222]

This is basically their replica of his video actually. They hate on her, "but she's suuuper nice though"

[@ajwright5512]

You have very low standards. Don't throw your DNA at anyone you wouldn't trust not to think the Pill was a suppository.

[@jd8184]

@@ajwright5512 yeah and then they wonder why they hate each other and end up getting divorced

[@miketalas7998]

I know Imma 10 months late responding to this, but these girls are stuck at the hair salon waiting for their hair to set, and have nothing else to do but talk out their confliction of this Adonis type Boyfriend who is Dumber than a Furby toy!!! So comparing this to us men might be a little off, if they were otherwise walking thru a grocery store or at the bus stop. IDK just saying. But by most accounts of men & women speaking about the subject you are prolly 99.9% correct!!! 🤣🤣🤣😋

[@theapplepaul]

One of the funniest and briiliantly acted skits by the incomparable Nikki and Kim. Too many great lines to count.

[@sunnybizzle2971]

Blahahaha I like how you portrayed both the thoughts of primal urge and the thoughts humans have to justify why they shouldn’t act upon the urge. Hahahaha

[@GeoSebastians]

Hey Nikki, There's a slight issue in the video with the colour correction varying erratically between when the subtitles appear and disappear, as if there's a mask. As great as the content is, this oversight might cause the quality of the video to be perceived as inferior. Please note and re-upload if possible. Peace and Love :)

[@overflowyouknow]

I was thinking it was auto exposure fucking up.

[@simonbravo87]

@@overflowyouknow Its the video edits....didn't notice until this guy pointed it out, lol. Might need to get my eyes checked now....ughhh.

[@prasad530]

What a stupid and arrogant thing to say. Why don't you start your own channel and get thousands of views and worry about your own QC first.

[@Saulgoodmane]

@@prasad530 lol you must be the editor why you so butt hurt?

[@joostdriesens3984]

My constructive feedback to the feedback would be to leave out the 'please do this-and-that if possible'. However politely it was meant it sounds like you're trying to telling other what to do and might be perceived as condescending. Why not mention the color correction problem and just leave it at that? Then they can decide (if they even read this!) if they want to repair this one or save it for the next time. We have no idea about other factors, like for instance time constraints, that might be part of the problem.

[@deadscenedotcom]

"...the human embodiment of a beanbag chair." LOL

[@joejackson9986]

i have a feeling nikki has a lot of experience in this department...lol

[@kelseystickney8663]

Believe is spelled wrong, multiple times. Not sure if meta though

[@danielvillegas7013]

I literally think it's on purpose lol

[@mybigyear]

@@danielvillegas7013 you literally think it's on purpose because you literally don't think they did it metaphorically?

[@danielvillegas7013]

@@mybigyear let's metaphorically say I do

[@uabir8338]

Why would you look at the subs though? Lol

[@Incognit0777]

@@danielvillegas7013 Hypothetically speaking, it might be that way.

[@pqsk]

I just love her facial expressions 😆😆😆so hilarious

[@nobleguy2019]

Guys… stop telling your girlfriends how our conversations go.

[@squamish4244]

Oh this is how they talk without needing to be inspired by guys.

[@kanishkgupta677]

@@squamish4244 then you haven't seen the video on stevie's channel.

[@jameskilgour387]

Honestly though, I really think Stevie has a good idea going with the book rental though, someone should make that

[@dkijc]

"I actually beleive that." I believe the hot dude was in charge of the caption

[@Regimeshifts]

twice

[@scottwood7872]

I didn’t get the fish sticks joke at first. Maybe I’m that beautiful and dumb.

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

"who is still shitting himself actively" is an absolutely amazing phrase

[@Hal1344]

These two combine for some of greatest and funniest convos. I could watch an hour of their back and forth dialogues..

[@vladchan]

Women convos when no guys are around are just absurd. Its a documentary

[@ryu.hayebusa]

whats up the contrast or gamma that keeps changing during the video?

[@Flu0rine]

i thought my laptop was broken

[@DigitalKid14]

Dude, that really messed me up. Haha

[@slix88]

Has to do with the subtitles... clear difference when there are subtitles being displayed on screen vs not

[@flausensieb]

Special effects

[@MrTPF1]

Kim is always great in these skits.

[@Coogfan1996]

Kim did an AWESOME acting job! Well done!

[@TheOscarsolis89]

“Organic trees in fish sticks” 🤣😂🤣😂

[@Daily_Questions820]

Fighting for equality by sexualizing both genders. Fkn love it!

[@jim6070]

It's the classic great bod no brains dilemma. This has frustrated mankind for centuries, when they aren't enjoying the view.

[@RicardoMoralesMassin]

I was HOLLERING before 30 secs. I remember Stevie's sketch. This was SO GOOD!!!

[@Jason-wp7ed]

Brad’s Pitt & Damon Wayans? Nikki Howard got love for the Brotha’s huh? I knew she was a real one, subscribed! 😌

[@jv3600]

2:29 - roasting this guy but spelling "believe" wrong haha

[@KrishmanyuThakur]

Also on 3:02 lol

[@baillar100]

This is so well written and put together. One of your best.

[@anthonyhughes5504]

This acting is just wonderful. Thanks for the content ❤️

[@joeymillar]

i thought that book rental business sounded like a good idea for a minute..

[@Boozamooz]

I love this sketch; reminds me of a short-form improv game.

[@MajorCaliber]

Love Kim's little hip-thrust n' grunt at the end, lulz fuel.

[@aaryamankhanna5951]

reminds me of dylan and his friends' conversations.

[@Noir0rioN]

That Furby line was SAVAGE! lolol

[@lanceknuth5300]

The problem with having an employee do your own subtitles is that it is your fault when things are misspelled.

[@raulhinojosa3860]

62.5K subs....I will be angry until you get at least 100K ...jeeeezzz! so deserve it!

[@JusCliknButtons]

I really like that Nikki and Stevie and co. use the same premisses for both male and female sides of things! Its awesome!

[@bloatedtonydanza7798]

“Once had a furby smarter than that guy “🤣 🤣 ☠️ ☠️

[@ethansdroid]

Tyler fuckin Durden. If a skit could make me love you more, that was the reference

[@jimmyjay122]

Exactly 😆 many of today’s young folk would’ve missed that 😌

[@kidnamedfinger2840]

First rule of gossip club, is u dont talk about gossip club

[@connorlohse4097]

Somethings up with your captioning - it’s applying different black levels whenever it’s on screen. My guess is those text elements are tied to nested sequences (in Premiere) and they are going crazy.

[@brokeduece1691]

I actually thought the idea of renting books was a great idea, until she mentions a library.

[@a-abelase9887]

Are you that good looking though?

[@brokeduece1691]

@@a-abelase9887 I really don't like to judge myself, I would say I am at least have average looks, comparable to a young Brad Pitt..😆😆

[@allisonscanlan4144]

Honestly a lot of people have this idea

[@ALulzyApprentice]

The ending totally got me. Well done!

[@superpantman]

I actually had a friend who claimed to be vegan but said they occasionally eat sausages 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@MajorCaliber]

Halfway through the skit you realize how INSANE Nikki's hair-foils are, and how gnarly her hair would turn out if they were real! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (By contrast, Kim's hair super normal!)

[@Shiyounin]

The delivery on "mozarella sticks.... and meat" is perfect

[@kenjikodai]

Not even a second before she said it I imagined what the next line would be and said "he's kinda stupid though" and was surprised that she basically repeated that lol. I watch too many movies.

[@mikeycastillo5928]

She said mhmm mhmm 😂😂😂😂

[@natashafriedman9165]

How did this get started? You guys are brilliant and hilarious!

[@tennaj1367]

I had a girlfriend back in the day who was an absolute 10,. but seemingly so was her IQ! 🤪🤣 It was fun for a while but I got tired of explaining basic shit to her. Being pretty is a good thing, but I like a pretty brain and personality over a face anytime. 👍Peace

[@talaaa2897]

Wdym ‘basic shit’ How dumb was this girl exactly

[@exe3784]

If there’s an advantage, there’s also a disadvantage

[@mycovore]

Arby's: we are the quinoas

[@AllGoodThingsFindJT1]

" I don't think even think he can read" lmao 🤣

[@rishisinha1426]

This is too real. Still too funny. Perhaps because it's too real. 😂

[@Imnotyourdoormat]

"Furbee"....ahahaha

[@JFCotman]

He thought fish sticks had wood in it and wanted to know if it was organic 😆😂🤣

[@andreu8040]

“The body of Tyler Durden” lol

[@LeBeautiful]

The bean bag chair quote took me tf out 💀💀

[@jeetkuneluke]

This is one thing I don't miss about the dating world. It's possible to find hot and smart (I did, eventually), but not without going through a TSA lines' worth of people with an inverse ratio of looks to brains.

[@charlesg7926]

That’s because if YOU were really good looking AND rich, it would be easy for you to find a partner that’s the same level as you. But, you’re probably not all that and a bag of chips yourself

[@davidragon1]

@@charlesg7926 I like how this comment reveals you feel smart = rich. It's interesting

[@davidragon1]

@Andrei Georgescu "Mr Commie" lol. How depressing for you. You've accepted an ideology designed to keep the poorest in society from asking for more. One that keeps the elites, who have generally uave generational entrenched wealth, rich. Poor people don't deserve things cus they're not smart enough to become rich, right? They are where they are because of their own character flaws, not because of their environment. I'm sure one day you'll be a billionaire who can underpay his struggling employees and stop unions forming, Mr Capitalist. How smart of you.

[@aienbalosaienbalos4186]

@@davidragon1 thanks for pointing it out, I also find that quite amusing

[@TheyCensorUsHere]

This stuff is such studio quality content. Hardcore original dialogue. Very smart.

[@orangecounty2033]

Love this channel. ... At a bar I overheard these 2 guys talking about their friends , let's call them Matt & Ashley , and they broke up and she was hot , but it got really bad towards the end she slashed his tires, lit a fire in his house, attacked him with a knife at his office, he finally had to move to a different city to get away from her. Then one of the guys goes , [ pause ] ... "she was super hot though" ..... LOL

[@catch.2022]

I was waiting for the outtake

[@AvivaSingsOut]

BEst video yet! OMG you had me "L" ing out loud - almost the whole time - cardboard cut out omg literal sticks in fish sticks SO SO SOOOOOOO funny BRILLIANT - when it's 2 people you are the BEST comedy duo LMBO vegan but eats meat

[@haque3791]

This is what KZbin video should be. Pure smart entertainment. Please make more.

[@abhijitpanda524]

2:48 I found a Rock outside and it was smarter than him I'M DEAD 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@BB-dr2zs]

Lolol omg that shit got me in the giggles and was 99 percent of the woman I've dated. Painfully stupid as they so elegantly put it lolol. Good stuff, female comics have came a long way keep up the good work

[@lsporter88]

Damn Ladies, tell us how you really feel!😅😂🤣😭💀☠️👍🏾

[@NeuroticPixieSlasher]

My friend was drooling over a guy at her gym for months. Then he came up to her and opened his mouth. Ladyboner - gone. Instantly.

[@talaaa2897]

Ew

[@talaaa2897]

He actually said that to her

[@tylerjoeholtrust9215]

I never said I was vegan

[@mrderek4]

wow, cant believe you had a Furby

[@Impostor82]

The brunette is a dream

[@smrtym09]

I used to work at a steak house , and this girl I went to highschool with also worked there , said she was vegan but she would always order mozzarella sticks , while working at a STEAK HOUSE.

[@joshuawilliams8958]

“Beleive”

[@keledele]

“Looks wise”. 😭😭😭😭😭

[@alonzobean1]

Overcoming stupidity evidently has its rewards.

[@snaggs107]

These 2 together= gold

[@brazelabs8451]

What’s up with the subtitles? Never mind the “beleive” spelling but why does the opacity keep changing every time the subtitle comes on?

[@mdredheadguy1979]

So what have we learned here? Women care more about how hot a guy is then how intelligent he is. This is second only to how much money he makes.

[@JW-ex9zy]

Watch "when you ask her did you finish". It's fucking hilarious you should have more subscribers

[@suntzu5836]

That's funny....

[@neilsiebenthal9254]

That was a good one. Yall are hilarious

[@brianwarner493]

So appropriate that a Vshred ad popped up after this skit lol

[@SympatheticStrawman]

It's even worse for those of us who aren't even hot.

[@noreaction1]

The colors jump out at me abruptly and intermittently

[@lucarich8711]

There is a meta-joke hidden here lol, the things he allegedly says suggest he is 150 IQ with a really goofy sense of humor xD

[@thediaz07]

Nah dudes that's a reach. That's your perception trying to make a little story out of this little story.

[@fartzerelli1385]

explain

[@charlesg7926]

I can actually see that about the library joke 😂

[@myblacklab7]

...and these ladies are too dumb to get his jokes. The one about wanting a Quizno's salad was probably a subtle jab at whoever decided they should eat at Arby's.

[@giovannyramos9787]

I’m pretty sure this is how my girls friends talk about me 😂😂

[@tomonkysinatree]

The screen keeps flickering whenever the text appears. Kinda hard to watch because of that. For example does it twice here at 0:43

[@vegetta00]

Why does the color temperature keep changing whenever the subtitles appear on the screen?

[@bushrglobalists8742]

So glad I hung out for the end. 3:10 LOL

[@TheRealDerohneNick]

For some reason the subtitles changed the contrast of the video, which is distracting. Also, I don't think baked in subtitles are needed, you could use the KZbin subtitles, which can be turned off.

[@mybigyear]

It is for hearing impaired people

[@TheRealDerohneNick]

@@mybigyear Which KZbin subtitles do better.

[@ronakkabra808]

Dude, these ones are just hilarious!!!

[@theplacebeyondthelies2429]

plot twist: he's just sending them on trips aka f*ing their minds hahaha

[@tonyavant1773]

This was fucking hilarious

[@AirborneAirAssault6565]

Why too funny! Great skit Gals!

[@SSNReactorOperator]

It’s ok for women to objectify men but not the opposite. It’s ok for this “locker room talk” by women but not men.

[@coconuts1483]

Yeah honestly, still entertaining tho

[@cdejewel]

Satire … it’s a conundrum. To laugh or not to laugh 😂

[@talaaa2897]

we r over that already Why do ppl still rant abt that, both genders r like ‘Its okay for men but not women’ ‘Its ok for women but not men’

[@lightyagami6251]

"GREAT GUY THO "

[@patrickroers752]

Loved the organic trees gag

[@Artist-Vivechan-Paul]

I found a rock outside...it is smarter than him😂😂😂

[@thedayaftertomorrowmonday9984]

You can hire me to edit your videos to avoid mistakes like the color shift when subtitles come on.

[@7Z7A7C7K7]

I appreciate the subtitles!