When He Showed Up After Three Years, I Calmly Told Him I Was Married. He Completely Lost Control

[@guardianreviews324]

These people are funny! You claim to love one person yet trying to "take care" of another person

[@afroKathy]

'I never saw Ethan again...' then he shows up😅

[@brandyanderson3522]

These stories do this so much. Soon as they say it, I think, "until the next time I saw him," or "in those 2 weeks."

[@TCJA1970]

Yeah, that seems to happen a lot. Their sense of time is a bit whack. I once heard, "he'll spend a few years in jail, for the rest of his life".

[@romanceenhancer1]

Another crazy Ethan