When Human Traditions Collide with Alien Laws | HFY Reddit Stories: The Unborn Legion

[@1992dragonblade]

Feels like there could be more chapters. After all who gave the assignments for the assassinations and perhaps how the legacy of the teenage mutant ninja whopkin spread through out the galaxies.

[@noahkleugh9323]

Love it. Sounds like the beginning of a great series.

[@seannacraddocked3220]

Is a southerner I'm sitting here eating biscuits eggs bacon and sausage if you told me that I couldn't have eggs because it's illegal mother heifers it's War

[@deepdragon2]

We should name nukes angry Karen....

[@GoingtoHecq]

I would be surprised if chickens were actually smarter than a jumping spider. Not to say we can't be cruel to them, we are, just that I think we can eat their eggs without that being an issue. Also, ninja samurai "gummy" bears? 😅 This story gave me body horror creeps

[@deepdragon2]

You forget we as a species still eat each other in some places so what is your point?

[@MichaelWinter-ss6lx]

Birds are intelligent. Chicken may not be the smartest bird, but definitely smarter than spiders. Other birds proving again and again to be smarter than seven year old humans. Now imagine a smarter bird growing our size; they'd outsmart you. Wouldn't even be a challenge to them. 🚀🏴‍☠️🎸

[@debra-qq1np]

​@@MichaelWinter-ss6lx There were some experiments involving a grey parrot, I believe. ... At one point they were visited by some important guests. They wanted to show off a bit, so they had the parrot solve a number of puzzles and things. However, they were concerned that if they gave him his usual reward, he would stop cooperating. So, they just went on to the next task. The parrot began to get upset with them and said "Want nut." They kept ignoring him and giving him another task to show the guests what he could do. He got testy and spelled out "N. U. T. NUT. Want Nut!" It took them a min to realize the implications. *They had not taught him how to read/write or spell words.*

[@robertortiz7853]

They got their revenge as Samaris!

[@deamon91]

Thank you very much, awesome Story!

[@Nathan-qp9uv]

a sponge, bob,

[@hillbillyhippipe]

hello there storyteller this is a very good story extremely sad to men thank you very much for a good story...

[@alastairbrand4998]

No... omelette??

[@debrobertson-positivedirec5898]

L9ve it!

[@stevenfranklin7060]

Boring