I saw a garden walk A banana stalk I saw a pig with an awful sty But I think I will have seen everything When I see an elephant fly I saw a sugar bowl Saw a jelly roll I saw a picket fence, that's no lie But I think I will have seen everything When I see an elephant fly I even heard a chocolate drop Went into a store and saw a bicycle shop You can't deny the things that you see But there are certain things that just can't be! The other day by chance Saw an old barn dance Guess I'm a gullible kinda guy But I think I will have seen everything When I see an elephant fly!