When Malicious Cougars Go Wrong

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[@theywillkillyou]

Would you rather do anything a cougar wanted you to do for a month or trek through cougar-heavy wilderness for a week?

[@neptuneWX]

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[@leesashriber5097]

Trek thru cougar filled wilderness 😊

[@Boogazi2988]

It depends if the Cougar filled wilderness is filled with the same type of cougars as choice one. I just don't want to get tricked, they both have teeth and claws but one will put me out of my misery a lot quicker.

[@tamekadavis6641]

Neither !

[@Davidpostingshid]

Well that’s an easy one. I love older women

[@tracisr]

Lmao the fact you guys put a story about a real cougar made me laugh

[@Canadiangrl77]

I was going to say the same thing lmao 😂

[@normturner4849]

Clever! I was looking for a yummy ho that maybe had the big cat as a pet or something but y'know? I can see the similarity between the 2 species. I'd take on either- so long as they let me stroke their tail afterwards😻🧡😌

[@savannayoungblood-rausch3827]

Same😂😂😂 was not expecting that at all haha

[@jovanajoestar7173]

Fr when he said handcuffed the cougar I was like wait the actual cat?! 😂

[@pedrogallegos9545]

Next time THEY WILL KILL YOU Will put a STORY of a FAKE cougar to not to make you laugh...

[@iAmMarcellus]

I like how he threw in one actual cougar (the animal) 🤣🤣. That caught me off guard.

[@gnrvintagediecastracing7978]

Canadian Cougars are furry and nice. No charges were laid :)

[@Boogazi2988]

"Engagement to COCKINGS" That made me chuckle

[@kellyshomemadekitchen]

Ikr? Especially the way he kept emphasizing it every time he said the guy’s last name 😂

[@I.pray.to.George.Carlin]

Same 🤣

[@shooie27ss]

From cougars in the human form to an actual cougar 😂

[@normturner4849]

Aren't they the same?😇

[@joanaborges9450]

I thought it was funny too *"cuffed a cougar"* that made me chuckle, like *"you're under arrest, sir cougar"*

[@limelight58able]

#7 LITERALLY preyed on three high schoolers, using alcohol and abuse as an excuse, yet got six months for her crimes. If the roles were switched, I feel the guy would've gotten MUCH more time. May I suggest a video, " When double standards go wrong," lol

[@jindav1]

Exactly this whole list shows women do get away with more than men.

[@ZiggaMau]

💯

[@tyrant7583]

The first b!tch got 6 years! There's a guy on here that bashed his wife head in with a hammer and got 6 months!! You have any idea how many cases of male p*dophiles and r@pist who get nothing but a slap on the wrist?! There's tons of examples on this site alone of cases where the guy got no real time for SA on an child or adult. And plenty of people in comments complaining about how easy our law is on s*xual predators male and female. But you people don't care about that sh!t. When you see a dude get a light sentence for SA you think nothing. But as soon as you see a woman get a light sentence. *Trigger switch* AAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAHHHHH!!! Women are bad!! Women mean!! Women scary!! Women don't like me!! Women pay no attention to meeeeee!!

[@AlCiego1959]

If it were a guy, he would've gotten 60+ years! Equal rights, huh?

[@cassidymichael7380]

I think the three high schoolers got away with banging an older lady

[@Pamer21]

Yep, loved the actual "cougar" thrown in there 😂 And I have to applaud you Karl, for your ability to pronounce "Wickramaratna" without missing a beat! 😅🤣😂

[@ThePrufessa]

He had way too much fun saying that name.

[@fofao681]

Man i Love how you also do men justice,I recently spoke to a woman who thought that males can't be raped and groomed by older females

[@ThePrufessa]

Statutory raped yes. Emotionally raped? Possibly but doubtful. Physically raped? Nah. They're into it and want it just as much as the older woman.

[@fofao681]

@HorrorQueen125 for real its like they think because we have the physical strenght that means we are always willing to use it or you cant be psychologically dominated by a woman ,my aunt had a friend who was married to a fcking doctor ,and he was a big strong guy i dont know how it happened by the girl convinced him to stop working to became a house wife while she works and he stays home doing the cooking ,cleaning and taking care of the kid ,sometimes we would go visit them and youd find her seating watching tv while the guy is coocking and cleaning even in the weekends and the messed up part of it is ,when we get there she would always ask us if we want anything and if we did she woyld scream from thw seating room for him to come and asks us what we wanted,bruh i always said no thanks im ok ,she would disrespect the guy and laugh at him in front of everyone and all the females would just laugh ,you could tell the guy was dominated mentally and emotionally by her ,i havent seen him in years i hope he is ok.

[@angr3819]

@@fofao681 I used to work for a free ads paper, decades ago, inputting ads. Most were for sale, property to let etc. Normal things. Some were for lonely hearts and hook ups. It was surprising that a few men and women advertised for slaves, or to be slaves. One ad explained the duties, to hand over all salary, do all housework and to always do as they he was told. Actually very sad and I can only imagine they were raised to be extremely, unnaturally subservient and perhaps sexually abused by a parent.

[@samaranightshade4077]

They handcuffed the cougar!!! That is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Did they read it it's Miranda rights too? 😂

[@ThePrufessa]

They didn't detain and question the cougar. That's the only time Miranda rights are needed.

[@samaranightshade4077]

@@ThePrufessa You're right. 😁

[@dontparticipate240]

Miranda rights are only in the United States. The cougar was Canadian.

[@samaranightshade4077]

@@dontparticipate240 How could you tell? Did it roar with a Canadian accent? Just kidding. But it looks like an American cougar. 😁

[@ThePrufessa]

@@dontparticipate240 good call

[@zaksharman]

The way you said cockings made me piss myself with laughter

[@vaderbaby]

That maple ridge cougar was one beautiful big cat.

[@TyDive]

The fact that you threw an actual cougar in the mix has me in tears

[@CandiceVidito]

when NOT TAKING NO AS AN ANSWER goes wrong

[@pedrogallegos9545]

Barbara's husband a PERFECT example of How NOT to be a self respected man..

[@DeanCorso321]

King BETA simp

[@ma3stro681]

He certainly has that pathetic $imp look, which is fitting. He gets all he de$erves ...

[@thelonggame9166]

12:06 At this point, let me bring a few things to all your attentions: 1 - Never *EVER* live with your ex! 2 - Considering some of the crimes these women were accused of, do you think a man in the same situation would have their bail or bond amount set so low, or that bail or bond would even be granted?

[@RiVer-Parish]

"When peeping Toms go Wrong?"

[@constipatedinsincity4424]

Where's John Cougar Meloncamp ?

[@zaberfang]

Oh, I thought Cougars as in wild cats. This is fine too.

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

They threw one in there for ya! 🤣

[@filmsforsmartpeople3587]

That was funny adding a real-life Cougar. I watch you nearly every day, keep up the good work!

[@usernameisusername]

Stifler's mom has got it going on

[@Boogazi2988]

She's all I want and I've waited so long

[@fab3laundry]

She really does. She's still got it. Unlike these ladies who are mostly predating on students they teach.

[@shooie27ss]

Stacie's mom*

[@usernameisusername]

@@shooie27ss my bad

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

@@usernameisusername well they both do so you’re fine 😉

[@jBurNaa]

When lions, tigers and bears go wrong.

[@plasmodesma7569]

Gotta admit, didn't expect to see cougar cats on the list... well played, well played lol.

[@Momcat_maggiefelinefan]

Smart move, having a four legged cougar in the mix! A Canadian cougar to boot. Made me laugh, not a usual response to this type of video. Thanks for the best laugh I’ve had in quite a while. 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

I thought only human cougars got handcuffed, but I guess I was wrong…..🤔🐆🤣

[@tommymorgan4677]

Maybe this was a cougarcouger, a little bit of both ? 🙀

[@jenhenningson1473]

Aww finally a cougar story that they did not have to kill the animal! So amazing I hate those stories!

[@beebromley]

*Containing an actual Cougar story* Nice One! !

[@bettinamitchell3535]

12:06 Now here are the senior citizens who went wrong. When Retirement Parties Goes Wrong.

[@ShinySephiroth1]

I feel like Carl really liked saying Wickramaratna

[@KingDanny9]

I absolutely adore this name now. I wonder why.

[@mymusic4U2listen2]

People are awesome when they take care of animals. They did good by relocating the cougar and not putting it down. There should be more caring people like that on this earth.

[@ralexandra1058]

#3…… a literal cougar 🤣 made me laugh when I realized you were referring an actual mountain lion

[@dwdwdwdw22]

Why is there a.n actual cougar on here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love it.

[@MrMJmusicLover]

She sure took dumplings too seriously. 🤣🤣🤣 She actually DUMPED them in his lap! 😂😂😂

[@daBEAGLE1017]

If a man did these crimes, he would get triple the sentence a woman would get. I demand equal rights for men.

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

✊🏼

[@mvb88]

The first one. The sentence was the best I've seen for a female doing the crime. It's not the same as males but at least as a society. We're getting close to treating women the same in the justice system. Better if she got a minimum of 10 years. Normally they don't see prison time or they get 6 months to a year.

[@mads1116]

It depends tbh, a lot of men get away with community service when they sexually assault people all of the time. I feel like there's definitely more injustice when it comes to men in the court system (like with divorce cases and fake rape accusations, etc.) but at the same time I feel like there's two sides of it. Like a woman was sentenced to 10 years in jail because she killed a man who raped her. And there was a man who was sentenced a long time( I don't remember the specific sentance time) because he killed a pedophile for molesting his daughter. The court system is just corrupt in general in my opinion 🤷‍♀️

[@barbie6695]

Yeah right. Men get a slap on the wrist all the time for these crimes. Cut the bullshit.

[@mvb88]

@barbie6695 that's not tro. Men statistically get heavier sentences than women for the same crime. Look at my mum. She beat a child into a Comer. Breaking the jaw, eye socket and 5 ribs. She didn't even get a fine. My dad smacked my ass once and got a $10,000 fine. Does that seem like men get off light? That's 1 example. You can go throw news articles and match women to men who do similar crimes and see that a man will get 10 years in jail for the same or similar crime that a women will get 3 or 4 years for. Justice system doesnt know what equality is.

[@whispermcgaughy7251]

🤦🏿‍♀️ Female sexual predators are just as vile as males but it still isn't viewed the same nor punished the same,we need to do better!

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

Exactly!!! The sexism Is gross!! 🤢 makes my skin crawl.

[@mvb88]

It's getting better. The first one got 6 years. Normally women won't see prison or if they do. They'll get a year tops. It's not enough but 6 years is really good considering what the norm is. Look at the sentences teacher get when they get pregnant by a male student. They get a year tops. Then sue the student and or family of him for child support and the system think that's OK. Sexually abuse a teen and then make the teen pay her money.

[@ma3stro681]

That's equality in a gynocentric society ...

[@barbie6695]

Men also get a slap on the wrist a lot too for pedophilia. If they didn't, why have so many got released in a short time, and then went and murdered children? You're effin blind as a bat if you think that many men don't get a slap on the wrist.

[@lukeskywalker4989]

You'll very rarely see a headline about a female raping a minor... its always a just sex or a fling. Rape is rape no matter what gender commits it

[@aplive58]

I can confirm that some of these older women who pursue younger men are horrible. They do it because men their own age won't put up with their red flags.

[@nicoleharrington9086]

Same thing with older men that target younger women.

[@aplive58]

@@nicoleharrington9086 Yes. Of course. Just responding to the premise of this video.

[@RtistiqSkubie]

​@@nicoleharrington9086 definitely NOT the same, at all.

[@RtistiqSkubie]

​@@aplive58 don't cower to her BS. What she's saying is provably wrong.

[@curtisjoseph7228]

​@@nicoleharrington9086 most of the older men have $$$ which seems to make them better looking...I know the women can't be gold diggers right?

[@chrystalelizabeth]

7:18 ... only in Canada 🇨🇦 😂😂

[@RindaJane]

Hahaha 😂😅 Love the Real Cougar 💕

[@cygnia]

Awww...that poor Maple Ridge cougar!

[@legarrick8340]

When discord goes wrong When the state of Georgia goes wrong When ding dong ditch goes wrong

[@Ginger_bearded_bro_88]

The Maple ridge cougar story literally has me rolling on the ground 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for a bit of humor to break up the sad stories a bit, nice touch 🤌

[@annasherosky]

I was surprised to hear a story about an actual cougar lol good job switching it up how about when not being taken seriously goes wrong ☕

[@ELM777]

A real cougar in handcuffs lol

[@some1shy]

When Mile high goes wrong 😂

[@jramos7780]

When gas station ⛽️ go wrong

[@scottmaslen1567]

😂 CONSTANT demand of intercourse! 😂

[@matthewpride2396]

Perfect segment! Kitty Powah!!

[@MompreneurDiary]

I was tripping so hard I had to rewatch thinking you were telling the tombstone story from the dead guys perspective lol so funny

[@normturner4849]

If you're FR, that's almost impossible to get in Australia. Lucky dude🥴, it makes even watching infomercials hilarious! 🤣

[@Korasi]

LMAOO - LIVING RIGHT NEXT TO MAPLE RIDGE AND HEARING ABOUT THE COUGAR BEING CUFFED IS PRICELESS HAHAHA 😂😂😂😂

[@curtislavallee8444]

You Fooken Kill me,lol that Real Cougar story......got me

[@tombillard5264]

as a former cougar hunter i salute you1 lol

[@normturner4849]

Good man!! I used to luuurve being hunted by them in my 20s. In the late 80s I moved across country to be with a 35 yo when I was almost 21. Quite a few after that.🤤 (Dang they are kinky!😈) Now to me 35 is mega young! Time marches on🙄

[@thendolethole2381]

I laughed so hard on how his voice changed at 1:42

[@GreenArtsOrphan]

😂😂😂😂 all about women cougars, and out of nowhere about a real feline cougar 😂😂😂.

[@ZiggaMau]

Thank you all for not killing that beautiful cat! So often people shoot first think later in those kind of situations. Wonderful people there 🥰

[@seandelap8587]

How about when cougars go wrong but the ones in cat form

[@bankait_rex1860]

LMFAO BRO!!! I though I was high for a sec and youtube changed the video, love it not telling, but man that was awesome, never laughed so hard at something 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashleyashley1133]

I just love this man's voice.

[@heathergregoire2251]

Her hubby stayed with the baby boomer ay? Lmao

[@niki123bxd]

when knocking down pins goes wrong

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When scams/MLM schemes go wrong 📧

[@aplive58]

When hospital patients go wrong!

[@darrellrone6843]

She just wanted the team to score a touchdown NC in the house holla at your boy 👍🏿💯😂

[@andrearin8383]

This is amazing, these women are mostly attractive, accomplished, married with children and yet for some reason screw around with underage kids who haven't even begun to live life yet, I can't exactly wrap my head around that one.

[@nicoleharrington9086]

It's for sex, they are predatory

[@thelonggame9166]

Most of the time, the women that commit these crimes are stuck in high school; when they were popular and could get any guy they wanted simply with a giggle and a hair toss. Then, these women went to college and men starting getting more complex and less easy to seduce. But, as they are still stuck in high school, they do high school girly crap and grown men don't put up with it. So, they go work in high school, or even younger in some horrid instances. From there, their actions are the same as any child predator; find boys that are utterly insecure, perhaps the one that is consistently bullied...and make his life even worse!

[@andrearin8383]

@@thelonggame9166 That's a shame really

[@joanaborges9450]

7:21 Not gonna lie this one was funny *"cuffed a cougar"*

[@jramos7780]

When using fake documents go wrong

[@dr.butttoot9512]

How they let old folks home people to be carrying guns? That's wild

[@jessefowler1470]

The cougars got less cougary towards the end there

[@thebake4856]

The one about the fella with dimensia killing his wife of 50 years is so very very sad 😔

[@chesterwilberforce9832]

I worked as a bellboy at a hotel owned by a major airline that housed layover stewardesses all the time. I can't recall how many times I got propositioned. These were mostly young women, but not all, with some ranging into the 40's. Also, black housekeepers, and hookers who hung around the pool when ball teams were in town staying there. I had just turned 18.

[@rarseman]

lol🤣, there is plenty of cugas to go around! lol🤣

[@etinosaogieva8240]

When April Fools go wrong.

[@aplive58]

When anger management therapy goes wrong!

[@BLasha90]

When age gap relationships go wrong 😑

[@kaimerager6146]

When Lead Players Go Wrong

[@RandoSnaps]

Couldn’t help yourself could you😂😂

[@SnowWhite717_]

When they showed the picture with the cougar in handcuffs?!? 😅 I was thinkin’, now what the heck do they think is gonna happen if the cougar wakes up? The cougar would’ve kirked out 😑

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When ACCIDENTALLY or PURPOSELY ENTERING THE WRONG HOUSE 🥷🏠 goes wrong…….

[@skeezenutz]

"When presidents go wrong"

[@jramos7780]

When big ideias go bad

[@lukassmithsonian177]

When Opposite Day goes wrong

[@bicycles-as-far-as-im-aliv5725]

😂 love the way u say relations. Very funny

[@mojangles1]

..now that's some Son-of-Sam stuff, there man: a cougar telling you what they wanted you to do for a month..

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When strict parents go wrong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When THE STAND YOUR GROUND LAW 🔫🚔 goes wrong……

[@shandajames5444]

Who gets angry over a thick sliced tomato on a Whopper? Mental Karen!!!😂

[@xavierharding8938]

That Kandice Barber is hot ! The only cougars in my town are elephants.

[@KingDanny9]

Wickramaratna has to be among the greatest last names in history. Next video game character I create will have that last name. And Jeevani was sexy too.

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When daylight savings goes wrong 🕰

[@mvb88]

Darm. We go back to winter times this weekend.

[@gemayeljones248]

Noooooooooooooo, an actual cougar made the cut???? KMSL😂😂😆😆😂😂😆😆😂😂😆😆😂😂😆😆😂😂😆😆😂😆😂😆

[@jramos7780]

When testing new vehicle 🚗 go wrong

[@MsMyst007]

Do one on When Sugar Daddies go wrong! That should prove very interesting!

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When documentaries go wrong 📼

[@angelab904]

I love how animated your voice was during this video lol. You are usually pretty serious.

[@OriginalStrudel]

When going to the Zoo goes wrong.

[@seandelap8587]

How about when toyboys or suger daddies go wrong

[@MissTia777]

Sugar daddies is already made

[@thedoximama4110]

When senior citizens go wrong. When sororities/fraternities go wrong. When April Fools goes wrong. When a trip in the wild goes wrong

[@tammyhamilton205]

Haha real cougar thats great

[@travisfranklinmcknight4065]

When Ohio goes wrong. Or hell when Florida goes wrong

[@Mynamic_Delon_5654]

When Lions goes Wrong

[@billwilliams774]

I wish I had a teacher like that.

[@calisthenicsunityc.a8128]

definitely dude i dont know why anyone would ever tell the police or anything i have some teachers in Highschool that id absolutely love to fuck and im 21 as of now its only been 4 years yet i still wish i had teachers like that

[@thelonggame9166]

I promise you, you do *NOT* wish you had a teacher like that!

[@seandelap8587]

Wait her husband stood by her despite what she did seriously after being humiliated like that why would he stay with her for

[@kellyshomemadekitchen]

Ikr? Love is certainly blind sometimes 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Truck-kun_01]

​@@kellyshomemadekitchenmore like delusion

[@MompreneurDiary]

Not love clearly she's was a WILD CAT in the sheets lol 😂

[@joshuabrucemellis7933]

That Brittany Zamora's husband stayed at first too.

[@Davidpostingshid]

Maybe he’s a c word