His raps involve a lot of waking up in the morning, shooting random guys, running over kids with a car, shooting at worker in drive thru’s and playing on ps5’s
@turtlesquad25222 жыл бұрын
Well, what else do rich criminals with murder on their mind do?
@eliclinton91262 жыл бұрын
@@turtlesquad2522 wait he isn't rich, hes poor.
@HowluxDBS2 жыл бұрын
@@eliclinton9126 but it was 6am so he went to the store
@goatboat112 жыл бұрын
@@HowluxDBS his mom called him to do a chore. He didn’t want to so he ate her and tore
@decyboi66262 жыл бұрын
F A X
@shriveborn9422 Жыл бұрын
I like how the producer just vibes 30% of the time after hearing what he said, and STILL does more songs.
@skull_lee Жыл бұрын
He be casually vibin out after Dylan confessed he was the zodiac killer and was the one who bombed pearl harbor and illegally commit illigal war crimes in Siberia
@adamridza977 Жыл бұрын
wdqdw
@adamridza977 Жыл бұрын
dwqdwq
@tnytmytx Жыл бұрын
I think he gets new producers
@Maxfromohio21555 ай бұрын
@@tnytmytx he’s cloning new producers because they all look the same
@Puppyface521002 жыл бұрын
"Shot em with my 9, now they quiet as a mouse" was the best
@leonardohelantoo35332 жыл бұрын
True
@Baisim20122 жыл бұрын
Same
@GOD5392.2 жыл бұрын
I read that while the audio was playing the exact same comment HOW
@sgecky3732 жыл бұрын
@Ry Gallo no shit
@top10beststuff592 жыл бұрын
Lol
@CatastrophicGD2 жыл бұрын
“Pulled out my extended clip and let all of my bullets fly” was the best part 100%
@Population_Zero Жыл бұрын
Yes
@ReapxrMobile Жыл бұрын
“Took care of the officer and also shot some random guy”
@Ffgdchgcc11 ай бұрын
"Ran over him twice"😭😭😭
@animeverse14232 жыл бұрын
the fact that he came up with these lyrics he's insane
@No-xd1ti2 жыл бұрын
He didn’t come up with the lyrics…
@Holl0wd2 жыл бұрын
@@No-xd1ti then where did he get em
@sirius98582 жыл бұрын
if u want the lyrics of the first song for some reason here they are it was 6am when i went to the store i didn't have no money because i was poor. I saw an old lady tryna buy a PS5 so i pulled it out her hands and i punched her in the eye. A manager approached me and he tole me to get out I stabbed him with a kn!fe and went to the checkout. It was taking too long so I pulled out my 9 and proceeded to sh00t everybody in front of me in line. And the the cashier told me I could have it for free so I walked out the store I was smiling with glee. And then I drove home ran over some kids on the way and I hopped on PS5 and had a very good day.
@DumPixels2 жыл бұрын
@@No-xd1ti where’d he get em
@BearAlston2 жыл бұрын
wait he did....
@caseyali866 Жыл бұрын
That moment when your confessing to your crimes but you suddenly want to spit some bars :
@multimania4151 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@adamridza977 Жыл бұрын
dwqdwq
@bracketface50202 жыл бұрын
"I didn't have no money, because I was poor" man's got bars
@doriannengoy96982 жыл бұрын
Ok🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂yes yes 👏
@Temerityofficial21201 Жыл бұрын
What a genius, he is.
@srffrs5195 Жыл бұрын
It is hard to argue with his assessment
@lordkiza8838 Жыл бұрын
He hates random guys kid playing soccer anyone walking outside and loves running people over. He also has ps5s by the end of the crime spree
@multimania4151 Жыл бұрын
Atleast he's being honest
@ollieminecraft2 жыл бұрын
"Pulled up to his crib on the other side of town, made sure he was inside then I burnt the house down.". I'm dead
@առօ-հ1ձ2 жыл бұрын
I love how the last line is always so wholesome 😭✋
@M3ltedicicle2 жыл бұрын
2:24 the lyrics are amazing and the producers face LMAO
@Xyguy2 ай бұрын
Fr
@aZhjfjfjr2 жыл бұрын
“Saw a kid with a basketball ran him over with my car before he could pass the ball” got me dead🤣
@paukhai53982 жыл бұрын
He made ball ryme with ball
@aZhjfjfjr2 жыл бұрын
@@paukhai5398 yup
@josiahnelson7922 жыл бұрын
@@paukhai5398 Technically basketball and pass the ball, but nobody cares
@Cap_Briggsy2 жыл бұрын
Same with the basketball kid.
@Totaldramaezekiel22 Жыл бұрын
I love how this guy went from spitting chill bars to going off, he should be a rapper
@thearabcuberYT2 жыл бұрын
“Pulled out a bomb so they let me in the vault” bro the producer leaving the room had me laughing so hard 🤣
@Fe2Speedz2 жыл бұрын
That one was the best one tbh
@Ffgdchgcc11 ай бұрын
Producer is just🤝🗿
@miriammandac20122 жыл бұрын
When he said "im like shit Im a go rob a bank" the funniest thing is the reaction of the producer
@DarthMechRBLX2 жыл бұрын
Me actually vibing: 🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾 Mom: *walks into my room with Bluetooth speaker*
@anshgupta1882 жыл бұрын
oh shi-
@BritsMAN4LifE11 ай бұрын
@@anshgupta188it’s fake man
@BritsMAN4LifE11 ай бұрын
It’s fake guys!! Bluetooth speaker does not connect with iPhones
@DarthMechRBLX11 ай бұрын
@@BritsMAN4LifE yes they do… i have a bluetooth speaker. it connects js fine
@redgaming2357 Жыл бұрын
1:32 has better lyrics than anything eminem could do
@Jaxe9638 Жыл бұрын
Okay I get what you mean but like don't you dare insult emin-
@redgaming2357 Жыл бұрын
@@Jaxe9638ik it was just a joke
@lickyro12342 жыл бұрын
its all fun and games until we find out he actually was confessing
@Ephemeral-cs1dq2 жыл бұрын
oh shiiiii-
@ajdagoat19952 жыл бұрын
Fr
@somemanondiscord37032 жыл бұрын
ah well naw
@headshotfaze9371 Жыл бұрын
Well it happens sometimes ya know
@kalebcamp8148 Жыл бұрын
What’s wrong with this I do it every day
@YourJustToast2 жыл бұрын
4:06 steals a PS5 but goes on xBox live
@cathay_paciic Жыл бұрын
h o w
@jackakakreanxx55874 ай бұрын
Hey ps5’s are like gold A whole lot of money in one thing
@felycss3 жыл бұрын
yo its crazy how the rapper and the producer have the same headset and the same hoodie everytime
@potato82643 жыл бұрын
crazy
@divabhardwaj63812 жыл бұрын
How? It’s all one song
@spideyblitz8243 Жыл бұрын
yea its crazy
@zainsyed9499 Жыл бұрын
Ikr 🤯
@knwnwill2 жыл бұрын
I can see the producer trying so hard not to laugh, would’ve taken me 10+ attempts.
@giyrte72762 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, these is a really good rap if you don't put too much attention on the lyrics
@lickyro12342 жыл бұрын
thats most rap songs tbh
@YaBoi_Tay2 жыл бұрын
@@lickyro1234 not Eminem or NF though
@johnnyfrankenstein01232 жыл бұрын
people will talk about some weird shit or genuine murders they've committed and they still succeed as rappers, lyrics dont really matter as long as you can make them sound good.
@cameronsteinman1965 Жыл бұрын
Exactly look at some of eminems shit
@randomlylegend9 ай бұрын
Never would have I thought this would be nostalgic
@cpasket1222 жыл бұрын
The fact that it took the producer *8* times to quit is surprising
@entityredstoneonyt2 жыл бұрын
7, dylan forgot part 6
@meow2841 Жыл бұрын
@@entityredstoneonyt probably snitched on himself so hard he had to delete it
@Basilo7 Жыл бұрын
yes
@3moneyak Жыл бұрын
the flow on part 8 was crazy 🔥
@MrOliverK2 жыл бұрын
THE PRODUCER QUITTING HIS JOB GOT ME ROLLIN
@theseabassexclusive8483 Жыл бұрын
"I pulled out a bomb and they let me in the vault" had me laughing for 5 minuets straight it was hilarious
@TiltedTillerThePillar56 Жыл бұрын
fr best line out of all of them
@sbegg2 жыл бұрын
"I didn't wanna seem rude. I saw a homeless man and stole all of his food" Was the best
@hello3.142 жыл бұрын
I love how the rapper 😎is just vibing, and the producer 😡is going crazy leaving the room and taking of the headset. 🤣
@wafflobufflo32802 жыл бұрын
I like how he got progressively better at rapping lmao
@Quandaledingle-ge6tc Жыл бұрын
For real though
@Ffgdchgcc11 ай бұрын
The beat on the third one is genuinely good
@Xav_Edits Жыл бұрын
respect to the guy for putting a meme song in part 1 as his rapping template
@pwrphant0m102 жыл бұрын
“Pulled out a bomb so they let me in the vault”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zaventorossian86762 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know there were this many! Thanks for making this compilation, it’s so funny! 🤣
@Dr-Dre2 жыл бұрын
I love how his flow stays the exact same
@apauljuice Жыл бұрын
Most rappers: Victims of police brutality Dylan: Brutalizes police
@spidzr3 жыл бұрын
Lmao this is so funny keep making content love ur vids 💛💛
@tgcgtheviewer2 жыл бұрын
1:15 The best sets of words my ears has ever heard
@Toiletguy67876 ай бұрын
Bruh that's so true he should become a rapper
@PSCookieKid2 жыл бұрын
I love how this guy is literally rapping about how he committed every cardinal sin known to humanity, and nobody even thinks about calling 911. Edit: Holy shit, I'm famous! While I have everyone's attention, let's reestablish Communism!
@arcturus25992 жыл бұрын
Look! It's a bunch of dead idiots! If only they used their phones as an actual phone instead of playing video games and had slapped 3 buttons...
@wolfetteplays88942 жыл бұрын
It would likely be dismissed anyway because a verbal confession isn’t enough. Unless this is Japan or Britain, then they’d arrest you.
@Fe2Speedz2 жыл бұрын
BRO IM IN BRITAIN
@PSCookieKid2 жыл бұрын
@@Fe2Speedz And? Just call 999.
@TV-ly3dp2 жыл бұрын
@@PSCookieKid I think he's responding to the first reply not the comment
@49ers352 жыл бұрын
That’s the funniest video I’ve ever seen I like your videos keep it up 👍
@rodneyrobinson9692 жыл бұрын
Lowkey a bop can this be on spotify?
@carterboywonder99292 жыл бұрын
He never fails to entertain me
@OrganizingEnvyCanada3 жыл бұрын
The greatest rapper ever!!!
@Al-kz2cf2 жыл бұрын
All of his raps include the word shot and random guy, I think this suits the quiet kid more than regular rappers Dylan.
@caspern83892 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how much he improved with every new part. Like the raps get better and better every part.
@WILDCARDE-Z2 жыл бұрын
Bro this is actually good though Respect 3rd one was really dope
@butters11202 жыл бұрын
His candace never changes even if hes playing a different beat 😂
@lexibachman84892 жыл бұрын
my dude was so good at rapping he can rap about the same thing and it sounds different
@spidernik25302 жыл бұрын
Yo why are these actually fire
@codymounsey78453 жыл бұрын
part 3 gotta be the best rap i have ever heard
@hxnouredguests3 жыл бұрын
Uses the beat of a fire song too
@hxnouredguests3 жыл бұрын
Rip lil loaded😢
@romabrii Жыл бұрын
The way the first several are so similar, I feel like that was all the same day, just rapping about it at different times. That one officer acted like he was FBIs most wanted. This is definitely all connected. TL;DR There's definitely continuity in these verses
@Jaleng3683 жыл бұрын
Happy I’ve subbed to this legend before he hit 100k
@mavdotj3 жыл бұрын
i followed him on tiktok before he got 100k on yt
@PewsyPews2 жыл бұрын
@@mavdotj tiktok trash 🗑
@mavdotj2 жыл бұрын
@@PewsyPews ik that's why I deleted it
@Acuratz52 жыл бұрын
@@PewsyPews these vids are made from TikTok tho..
@they_love_lillian-vf7yy Жыл бұрын
Most relatable video I've ever seen
@dripsader53252 жыл бұрын
You can tell how much his skills progress as it goes on
@anshgupta1882 жыл бұрын
i know
@jacquesfourie86882 жыл бұрын
Straight talent bro keep up the good work Dylan.
@so..d_ark2 жыл бұрын
"I didn't have no money because I was poor"
@Doryanmon Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he actually did things and we are watching a man that should be on the most wanted list
@sker96373 жыл бұрын
Finally found someone with relatable posts
@daniardursunov56122 жыл бұрын
So you agree with everything he said? I’m sorry but you need to get a therapist and get ur brain checked dude…
@sker96372 жыл бұрын
@@daniardursunov5612 it’s called sarcasm, genius
@OnlyLuna1122 жыл бұрын
@@daniardursunov5612 It's a joke, my nigga 💀💀
@SackoTaters Жыл бұрын
This is actually fire ngl 🔥
@killuazoldyck60723 жыл бұрын
This man has beef with soccer kids
@mrcheerio-b1z2 жыл бұрын
Lol fax
@StupidNPCBoar2 жыл бұрын
2:45 fact that he just leaves
@smithboys45533 жыл бұрын
Famous line: woke up in the morning
@potato82643 жыл бұрын
ya lol
@yungholy2222 жыл бұрын
fax
@reemahmed43432 жыл бұрын
nope i pulled out my nine
@DavanteProdzz Жыл бұрын
Chick-fil-A workers always have to say my pleasure he’s kind of got a point lol😂
@jillian.shurley2 жыл бұрын
who agrees he should pit these on spotify? ❤️ you the goat
@noahjones2803 Жыл бұрын
Bro Idk how but this is fr fire
@lylerice23912 жыл бұрын
Those were some actual good lyrics
@TheBritishGuy752 жыл бұрын
Nah but in all seriousness these songs are fire bro. Absolute bangers.
@lawrencejacobs53722 жыл бұрын
This man’s rapping skills are insane. I swear he goin be the next Eminem
@emmettcahill09186 ай бұрын
this is so nostalgic 💀
@mrragswag77672 жыл бұрын
The first one was funniest 😂
@BetaAxolotl Жыл бұрын
honestly so funny ima watch this over and over again
@rb2ofp3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how Tay K went to jail. Derek Chauvin better be getting ready to drop the soap and have a jail cell with EDP and Jeffrey Epstein 😭🤣
@djburdine2 жыл бұрын
I like how he improved with each one
@JoShiLee2 жыл бұрын
Each rap he makes his flow gets more fluid. Interesting
@ytxdthe23442 жыл бұрын
“Killed a family of six and shot a dude” with the beat was 🔥🔥
@saleem01243 жыл бұрын
So True Dylan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@coned-man3 жыл бұрын
What
@xbtv1233 жыл бұрын
wait what
@ogutumbeke60413 жыл бұрын
I hate how his name is spelled the same as mine so I just got confused asf when I saw this comment 🤣🤣
@Henry12_213 жыл бұрын
Bro i showed kids at school this lol🤣🤣🤣
@lssweet2 жыл бұрын
Could you TYPE any more exclamation marks!?
@Tobibobi91132 жыл бұрын
I’m dying on the rubber ducky part 🤣🤣🤣
@Dyshn2 жыл бұрын
This is the best rap I ever heard.
@Eli_TheGOAT-tl8qw8 ай бұрын
Bros living in my GTA experience 💀
@hakr0cat1082 жыл бұрын
this man needs to start a rap career fr
@BBRKen Жыл бұрын
I love how it just progressively gets better😆😂🤣
@ilovediddy682 жыл бұрын
Joke aside the beats were actually really good
@v1ncewithanak472 жыл бұрын
Damm these raps are fire you should do a full song
@aseemmahajan51012 жыл бұрын
it's impossible that the Chick-fil-A employee didn't say my pleasure
@xl_zxrf35652 жыл бұрын
Part 3 was smooth "I ran over a family of six qnd a random dude" that was smooth i cant lie!
@Bryan-rv4ws3 жыл бұрын
I love this series
@aiming2game552 жыл бұрын
When he said "pulled out a bomb" it was really funny just cause of the way he said it
@The_Balance292 жыл бұрын
“Got away from there I was lucky like a four leaf clover saw some kids playing in the street so I ran ‘em over” 💀
@heelturn2 Жыл бұрын
'some kids were playing soccer in the street by my house, shot them with my 9 now they quiet as a mouse'
@bruhnish598 Жыл бұрын
These bars are actually 🔥
@Daniel-yh1ie2 жыл бұрын
Producer cant vibe for more than 2 seconds 💀
@liamdoeswiisportsspeedruns Жыл бұрын
Bru, This is going to my spotify playlist
@Liberty_XDD2 жыл бұрын
He is too powerful, first made memes, made meme pov, made music…
@sil-cc Жыл бұрын
I love how at 2:27 his head turns so fast lmao
@TiltedTillerThePillar56 Жыл бұрын
yeah
@destinisclean67152 жыл бұрын
3:54 on my was saw a kid with a basketball ran him over before he could pass the ball Best line in history on baby jesus
@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz-lm2 жыл бұрын
I just started watching you and you make me cry in laugh keep your good work up
@abeer.j162 жыл бұрын
This man robbed a person and took his ps5 and when he went home he played with his xbox Unforgivable
@zzcordia2 жыл бұрын
Xbox is better
@fearlessjs79252 жыл бұрын
@@zzcordia I like ps5 better
@zzcordia2 жыл бұрын
@@fearlessjs7925 ok?
@destr0yerreese1572 жыл бұрын
@@zzcordia pc best
@R3dRt Жыл бұрын
@@destr0yerreese157 amateurs....THE NOKIA PHONE IS BEST GAMING DEVICE
@IdkTbh Жыл бұрын
“Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today”
@toopienator2 жыл бұрын
"Took his money and his PS5" Literally next line: "Got myself on Xbox Live" Bruh You JUST took a PS5 Why you gonna be on Xbox Live?
@ultimatestuff71112 жыл бұрын
Takes a while to set it up
@rtm982 жыл бұрын
cuz hes prob a scalper
@erikakishel2 жыл бұрын
i agree
@dartagnanb3443 Жыл бұрын
Okay, honestly, this man is CRACKED
@markzesty37782 жыл бұрын
The producers reaction is always funny
@alveshetler2801 Жыл бұрын
"Woke up in the morning cuz I farted and it stank, and I was like sh!t I'm go rob a bank" bro got bars
@denisepennicookemcfarlane82073 жыл бұрын
This i 🔥 u should make songs
@garlicgamez2 жыл бұрын
Did anybody else realize that he says “Wake up or Woke up in the morning” for every single rap