When she tells you HOUSE RULES because you're a problematic BOYFRIEND! - Living with Afrikaans Ep3

Dirkie being locked up in the house finds Nomatriquency's biggest secret which can free him from his misery! Will Nomatriquency find out about Dirkie's discovery?
Opening Music :
Kancane Kancane by LEXLEO
Download it here: / kancane-kancane-single
CAST
Nomatriquency : Thulasizwe Dambuza ( @Lasizwe Dambuza )
Derkie: Divan Laing ( @divan_laing )
Gaugelo/Shlob: Lumka Menye (@lumka_lumkile)
Cousin : Augusta Zietsman ( @augustazietsman )
Credits
Executive Producer :Thulasizwe Dambuza & Megan-Kim de Vroeg
Associate Producer :Nomonde Kubeka
Director: Emmanuel Ndlovu
DOP: Sims & Oriel Masipa
Editor: Legae Sehlako
Camera Operator: Michael Adams
Sound: Richard Mohlari
Production Coordinator: Lindiwe Magubane
Production Assistant :Simthandile More
Make-up Artist: Philani Malindi
#LivingWithAfrikaans
#Lasizwe

[@LasizweDambuza]

Rate this episode out of 10!

[@taylort2166]

10

[@lindokuhlesuccess6666]

10 and more🔥.

[@siwaphiweblouw3302]

10

[@mandygal1775]

10

[@tmorara32]

10

[@peteadenuga]

Petition for Dirkie to never stop wearing these shorts. 🌚🤒🤣🤣

[@plantainandsoju1]

Yessss double cheeked up

[@paulachilaule3935]

Where do I sign?

[@ndudumajola5166]

😂😂😂🙌AIBO. They need to be washed.

[@peteadenuga]

ndudu majola for real 😭

[@TheCupidoClan]

Yes, please🤣

[@Boopah98]

Please make a TV show! Like the new 7de Laan (because that show was accurate South African stories and this is an accurate South African story) And Lasizwe is super talented and entertaining. Let's vote. If you would watch this on a weekly bases on a SA broadcast station please like.

[@Boopah98]

Or on KZbin

[@sisandasibanda3306]

7de Lana isn’t there anymore?

[@dieketsengbolofo5120]

How do we get this show on tv. Are we able to tag some broadcasters on Instagram for it or Facebook... 🤷🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️ We NEED this on the tele. 😂🤣 I love it.

[@zandilesimelane6250]

7dee Laan is not aired anymore? I'm from Eswatini and it was one of my fav.

[@fddddd1120]

Your last name is so french haha. By the way I love Noma and Dirkie haha.

[@TheKaoneK-K1]

I'm as shocked as Dirkie about the swimming and ballet awards 😂

[@wandilemthembu]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheCupidoClan]

Same here. Haha

[@sakarianamupala3423]

😂😂😂 i died

[@helvihilifilwa2433]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mishkabehardien3208]

"Bye Bokkie" "Tsek" 🤣💀

[@kateirene8746]

Lol😂

[@siphomtsweni5495]

Hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bambieyedgirl7846]

I just got to this part and LOL!!!!!!

[@thandazilesilinda9571]

😅😂😂

[@diamondm6915]

🤣Sy is onbeskof in 'n snaakse manier

[@TheCupidoClan]

When Norma practiced people's cards declining 🤣👏

[@bohlalenchabeleng1370]

She did 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@valentinodlamini6975]

Killer😂😂😂

[@samukelisiwezwane364]

"It declining" 🤣🤣

[@Ronnie-fx1fq]

What to can happen now??

[@PearlEphraim]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@augustakelechiugochukwu1134]

Poor Derkie... He's so sweet even though Noma is mean.😂😂😂 Please do a story on how he fell in love.😂😂

[@lebo0995]

I'd love to see that too😂😭

[@keleted6170]

Me too tlhe!!

[@lindelwam4136]

Fr!! I wanna know too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@biankaadriaanse4373]

I know. I need to see it

[@aviwesongca7927]

I be sounding like Noma when I interact with someone who speaks Afrikaans 😂. Derkie’s smile bathong😍

[@divanlaing4081]

Hehehe aaawh thank you 😁

[@afeliamwanza2437]

@@divanlaing4081 you've got a very nice smile

[@radkookie]

Perfect casting. This deserves its on series on Netflix

[@kaygee2012]

Can we talk about how amazing this drama right here is? It has comedy, suspense, grade 3 Afrikaans what more can a Sough African ask for? Ek is gehooked!

[@azanabooi2713]

🤣

[@bokang6377]

That "IyaDecline'a" from Dirkie took me out 😭😭😭😭 Haibo! I evaporated 💀

[@bambieyedgirl7846]

The same for me, Roll On Floor!!!!! LMAO!!

[@MrAstra1994]

Evaporated!! Im done.. wahaa

[@moiponeluka7612]

Lmao evaporated ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰

[@takualbert517]

Took me by surprise as well. 🤣🤣🤣

[@tsatsimodjadji-]

Why does Dirkie look like he's 16??😭😭😭😭 He's cute🥺😂😂

[@ninaturpin5156]

no he looks far from 16..

[@frenchbreadstupidity7054]

Afrikaans guys just look like that. Between 15 and 30 they don't age a day if they don't grow a beard.

[@tsatsimodjadji-]

@@frenchbreadstupidity7054 I don't in this episode he just looked so much younger😂😂

[@tsatsimodjadji-]

@@ninaturpin5156 he does... from like 5 minutes onward😂

[@ninaturpin5156]

@@tsatsimodjadji- noo i disagree xd my friends are babiies compared to him

[@ieatpickles]

Does Dirkie even have land I can smell lies

[@wowodoudinchengxurouroufen6939]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@lindashamu5506]

Me too kkkkkkk

[@thembisibanyoni4435]

Me too😂😂😂

[@biancamcgregor2467]

Yes, remember when they broke up he received a call from the estate late attorneys telling him he has the plaas.. he then found Noma's phone next to him on bench...

[@bernardethg]

Me too! Maybe he has no where to go

[@adrienneprinsloo4441]

The way I'm getting so excited is like it's the new years countdown guys😂😭

[@aggymorare5785]

Lol 😂

[@TheCupidoClan]

🤣🤣

[@jaxxrose1279]

Literally same😪😭😭😭

[@kulanisono7224]

Lol😂😂😂🤣🤣🤩

[@TheCupidoClan]

Did Kgaugelo really believe that Jehovah's witnesses would dress like Dirkie did? 🙈

[@lindelwanothandongcobo8863]

Stay far away from that dangerous cult if you still want to have a soul those people are beyond brainwashed and getting worse ,I'm still getting help after leaving those god opposing bastards that don't even no their bibles.

[@thabisilemoshoeu8516]

@@lindelwanothandongcobo8863 mina engibaziyo abayona lento oyishoyo

[@maureenkhumalo2210]

@@lindelwanothandongcobo8863 maybe you should pray for yourself and ask forgiveness to utter such lies about God loving people.

[@leratogao2267]

@@lindelwanothandongcobo8863 shame get well soon...it just shows your character do you really have to swear at them...I know them and they are far and nothing from how you portray them

[@sibahlepongolo777]

@@lindelwanothandongcobo8863 I see u never loved God in the first place if that's how u call people who love God

[@gwenv3409]

Omg why is he still dating her 😭😭😭I feel so bad for him

[@achumilegqeke184]

True lovee

[@thomasbisschoff7136]

True love knows no boundries. Look at his face - she is his dream come true. Remember love tolerates everything.

[@Ad-Lo]

Stockholm Syndrome! There can’t possibly be any other explanation!

[@theycalledmelethabo_9713]

@@thomasbisschoff7136 that's nonsense. It's not a healthy relationship and nothing to be glorified if it was real life. It's important to have boundaries (which means that you can love yourself). Dependency is not a goal to have.

[@thomasbisschoff7136]

@@theycalledmelethabo_9713 it is only a video - don't take life so seriously. Caricature is part of theatre!

[@simelenihlongwane8242]

Guys when did Derkie start bleksemming Afrikaans 🤣🤣🤣 like Tricky baby 😢😢

[@sonablom]

Relationships are all about compromise 😂

[@shakesqueer69]

Trappe van vergelyking 🤣🤣

[@hopemooketsa1867]

Building a bond with bae❤️

[@dynamite3815]

Ek ge stay ge inside

[@GrannyKelly07]

😂😂😂

[@karabomakoanyane3536]

Mara this guy is cute hle , Noma can I have him 🥰

[@derekstonez299]

😂😂😂😭😭

[@Literally_a_Squirrel]

Bruh. He's a sweet heart. But I can't with those teeny tiny shorts. They'd fit a preteen girl.

[@lesaaaaaaaaaaa]

We will share neh Karabo?😂

[@tebellomichellethamae1679]

I think he's gay hey like in real life 😂

[@anotidamaponga]

@@tebellomichellethamae1679 isnt he Bi ?

[@Mogweriii]

"The more you talk the more I get the portion of the land" jah neh... LOL

[@jessicakissasi7718]

“Ek stay geinside” been a mood since the beginning of lockdown.😪

[@milesjoshua4685]

Loll

[@wiwi8923]

🤣🤣💀

[@metumomungungu3180]

I'm sorry but this is funny lol😂😂😂😂

[@theresasardien2551]

😂😂😂

[@ffsrobin]

🤣🤣😭🤣⚰

[@jayanthiparthasarathy7750]

Lasizwe, You make me feel so proud of being South African even though I am not from South Africa ♥️

[@kathrynwoods6150]

😂😂

[@khangelwakhathi508]

Where are you from?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jisooturtlerabbitkim4591]

Howww!!???!!!

[@luyolontshinka4374]

Bathong, you're from here but not from here 😂😂😂

[@amandasibiya8182]

Where you from then

[@sinobabaloj8677]

I love how Dirkie is willing to butcher his own language for Tricky. I wish these episodes were longer cause this is what I call entertainment

[@theresasardien2551]

Agree

[@iamwhoiam7825]

I am obsessed with this show like Netflix come sign this talented boy up

[@flowerlindz]

Derkie is in an abusive relationship, ayikho lento. No ways

[@RyanHendra]

Loving this series so far. The story, script, dialogue and characters are becoming more developed.

[@Resabuka]

Dierkie killed me when he whispered " iyadiclina"😂😂😂🔥🔥.

[@-cocoa]

IKR

[@phindilemalokoane2279]

😂😂😂

[@LindieBotes]

Yoooh this ending. I can't wait to see the next ep. Dirkie is too clueless hahahahaaa

[@batukupatricia7424]

Hi

[@jakynaambo]

Derkie is in trouble😂😂he was told “no go geoutside nie” 🤣🤣🤣yoh🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️

[@maganoausiku1006]

"Ek bly nou in die ge-'hood' "💀

[@sharonrosepetersen9419]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bettymatlebe6767]

Looooool

[@philisiwekhuzwayo5698]

KZbin let's notify her 13min later😤

[@Jacob-wz7pm]

I just got mine 24 minutes later making me think I’m first 😒

[@TheCupidoClan]

I didnt even get a notification 😕

[@Shreksleftnutsack]

Y’all get notifications

[@lindokuhlesuccess6666]

Derkie: Bye bookie Nomatriquency: voetsek! That one killed me😂😂😂.

[@KNChannel269]

What does voetsek mean?

[@lindokuhlesuccess6666]

@@KNChannel269 it means piss off.

[@brendanrampath9557]

Tricky baby just wants the land 🤣🤣

[@joshberith]

The more you talk, I get a portion of your land... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is next level of land obsession 😂😂😂😂😂

[@theresasardien2551]

True lol

[@andrewhlat]

I swear dating Nomatriquency is sport😭😭

[@vinoliaseshoka7907]

Some real gymnastics😂😂

[@snowleopard3031]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lebo0995]

An extreme sport😭

[@elariamiranda4334]

"Is it overtime...your churching...what's happening" 😂😂😂😂😂 Yoooooh 🤦‍♀️Derkie wants to get killed before owning the land I see😂

[@sharonrosepetersen9419]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cristetia]

Yhooo Noma is going to kill someone for walking around the hood. I didn't know Noma could swim. What a nice twist 🤣😂

[@portiamaree8637]

don't let me say it again... cancel 7de Laan and make this a show. Also, Dirkie why you so cute and that shorts!

[@panda_babe]

He has the cutest baby face ❤️

[@dahuncho]

Why 7de laan?👽fucc off

[@Eugenia_Lutchman]

Hi Lasizwe, I hope you stumble across this comment. I love love your videos. I love your originality and I'm obsessed with the living with afrikaans videos. I do have a suggestion. If you could please as soon if the mini series is over could you please put all the episodes into one big episode. I would throughly enjoy watching it from how it started first to the end. Much love❤ xoxoxo Hope you get the land

[@paulachilaule3935]

Derkie was so excited to play the silent game😂😂😂❤️

[@dillanbotha194]

Hahaha the way Dirkie simplifies his afrikaans so that she can understand him 🤣🤣🤣 Keep up the great content!!

[@vangohsears]

I love how adding 'ge' before an English word automatically changed it to Afrikaans. I wish we had that back in high school, I would have gePassed Afrikaans with flying colours.😂😂😂

[@ndivho6326]

Me GeToo 😁

[@KeagsX]

I feel for Derkie man🥺❤️

[@lebo0995]

@Werner Oosthuizen And all Nomatrickevensie wants is land and money

[@melissaperusha7687]

Can Derkie get some love though❤️, when he said I'll miss you, i think he deserved a "i'll miss you too"

[@ketsotaoana9559]

What would you do if Lasizwe knocked on you door ☺️😂🤭 and said that you will in his next video like comment if you want that to happen 😊🚪

[@TheCupidoClan]

Sounds promising 🤣

[@kwame6762]

@@TheCupidoClan I know right

[@thabsilemkatshwa5001]

I do but I is that I'm in a different country 😂😂😂

[@GrannyKelly07]

Before he talks i will faint

[@TheePreciousOne]

I just realised that this is Lasizwe's old house before he moved to his new one. Nostalgia 😩😩😩 Those old videos guys, this is were it all began ❤

[@feliciamofokeng7625]

Dirkie is so cute though and so in love with Noma😂😂😂

[@woundedpassenger3013]

Ah yeyeye that lady at the end will steal Derkie from noma and you'll find that Derkie likes her back then he will go to the farm with her. Noma in trouble💀💀💀

[@NerinaRSA]

Next Episode. Noma triekiewentse catches them together and all hell break loose. Norma is as jealous as jealous can be. Lol. The girlfriend is going to run away with the boyfriend.

[@mags1080p]

😂😂😂 the way I’m so scared for this dude 😥 I’m getting anxious just thinking about the next episode

[@AmandaBrown-wj7hy]

"Ek ge-stay ge-inside". If noma doesn't want Derkie, I'll take him ❤

[@Oracle.Moon_]

Low-key crushing on Dirkie's cluelessness 😍😭 I love how nonchalant he is.

[@nkosephayodlamini7380]

Hhayi hhayi hhayi 🖐️ It will end in tears ngoku I can hear Dirkies lies through my eyes. There's no land here 🤔🤔🤔

[@nicolenesolomons6557]

😂😂😂 When he went through the display unit and spoke to the pic portraying a younger Noma Now That's Love 😂😂😂 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[@leratopotgieter7826]

"Dis my Nomatrickevensie daai" 😅🤗 Ai Dirkie, jy's net te oulik! 😍 I love how much he loves Noma. Lasizwe, you're forever killing it!! Keep it up babe! 💛💛

[@divanlaing4081]

Hehehe dankie!

[@bambieyedgirl7846]

"Dis my Nomatrickevensie daai" , this was thee line, LMAO!

[@JustTshepi]

Heban does trickie baby knows that dirkie is going out

[@livefree6508]

The way this friend is jogging with Derkie will Noma get that land?! Mara where's the next episode Lasizwe you can't do this to us 😂😂😂 I'm loving this series!

[@TheeGate]

Lasizwe this production is EVERYTHING!!!

[@papamabotja]

lol then his like "iya decline-ahhh" practising for Shoprite

[@dignityboikanyo2826]

But guys I feel for Dirkie 😩 he’s such a sweetheart bathong and he really love her so much so he tries and compromises

[@freshprinceskitchen2808]

The time when noma said Iyadiclina. Then dirkie repeated it took me of guard. Even when dirkie said bye then noma said votsek

[@oriolanedi8176]

Thank you lasizwe your art and creativity makes us forget our bad days this is amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bokikhoarai258]

I couldn't stop laughing after she said"Ek is nie girlfriend vir jou "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ng95]

the acting from 8:20 between both of them is so incredibly natural and well-done, genuinely made me smile:)

[@luyolontshinka4374]

This is the only Afrikaans I can take in my life 😏

[@luyolontshinka4374]

@Bok ram really?! If that's how you want to perceive it. I'm sorry I hurt your poor little heart

[@luyolontshinka4374]

@Bok ram take it up with them and leave me out of it

[@johanbrand8601]

Let's have peace, my fellow citizens 🙏 Love and peace, Johan from Cape Town. 🇿🇦

[@melissagolombick2583]

Thank you for listening to the fans and making the episodes longer!!!

[@Savyra]

REally love how Lasizwe keeps the moustache on all the way. Great story.

[@rejoicemartins8170]

The day Dirkie leaves, Noma will cry. That guy really loves her 😊

[@pearlpeter4036]

Shlobo👀 is gonna take Jehovah's witnesse(Derkie) 🤣🤣🤣🤭

[@lindelwanothandongcobo8863]

JEHOVAhs Witnesses are a dangerous cult led by 8 men that have opposed God if you study with them you are selling your soul to them JWs are brainwashed by those bastards but gladly alot are leaving has the dirt of that dangerous disgusting cult is coming to light they are losing billions

[@gugun2660]

Ekasi icecream. Please keep ur hate speech to urself. We are not here for that! We are here to laugh and b happy.

[@mmatselengtseki3323]

Lmfao Dirkie is even learning how to speak the broken Tricky Afrikaans lmao

[@nondumisonoxolo2498]

I don't think Noma will like this thing of Derkie socializing with uShlobo

[@siyalani]

“Do I look like 200 to you”😭😭😂🤣🤣💔

[@alishax8337]

i can already tell im gonna love it, so i left a like while im still waiting for it🧚🏽‍♀️

[@immyray4287]

Dirkie needs to break up with her and then noma will see him with another girl and get jealous and realize that she loves him and should’ve treated him fairly. Then she tries to get him back. Please make this happen, I feel sorry for dirkie.

[@marilescholtz7]

That coat is a legend! Like Superman's cloak lol

[@azanabooi2713]

True 😂😂😂😂I think it's Shoprite uniform ...

[@user-qf8le9mp4h]

It's been 3 years and I'm still watching this episode

[@Ad-Lo]

When Dirkie discovered that key! 🤣🏆

[@Its.not.stormi]

I wonder what's going to happen next 😂😂😂I can already see Noma meeting them on the street from work 🤣🤣🙌

[@tracy-leighdiedericks9849]

When Dirkie says goodbye but Noma swears 😂😂😂 the looks she gives him makes me laugh

[@pumelafulani914]

At least please release twice a week 🙏🙏🙏🙏 having to wait for Mondays it's a torture yhooo

[@hasinakooreyshi4379]

As soon as she mentions land.. that music! 😂😂 on point!

[@sammyumeh1978]

RIP Dirkie

[@elariamiranda4334]

Perfect timing!!💯 During my lunchtime

[@natashamkhabela7657]

😭💀💀 "Dis my Nomatrickavensie daai" 😂😂 Dirkie is in love lenna

[@angelnxumalo5244]

Dirkie compromises too much for tricky baby😂😂😂😂

[@lusandangcukacele7472]

My mom used to call me 'bhabha'/baba when I was a kid I thought it was just a nickname didn't know it was Afrikaanse (baby)....thanks to Dirkie🤣🤣🤣 am I the only one who doesn't trust Shlobo with Dirkie...Noma will beat someone's child🤣🤣🤣

[@preciouspopss]

I feel like Derkie needs a hug man🤣🤣😢

[@lutherOdell]

i am not South African either but i have enjoyed a lot😅😅😅😁

[@okiedokie6534]

Iyoh, KZbin really disregarded me turning on Post Notifications 😒

[@busisawalukube8654]

Lasizwe ngeke😅😅your cast members are so funny. 😅😅The mixing of the languages is the best ge part.❤❤

[@karparadise]

The way i always wait for your videos😂😂😂you never disappoint.. Much love from Kenya

[@dieketsengbolofo5120]

LOL! Things are ABOUT to get interesting! Wait till Noma comes home. I would keep my eye on THIS best friend. Lol!

[@TheeGate]

"The first person to talk, you give me a portion of your land" Lmao!!

[@irnaho7733]

Dirkie: bye baby Tricky baby: tjek 😅Is hy vertraag... Jarr.. Soo funny

[@jaded_dahlia]

"Bye bokkie!" "TSAK" 😂😂

[@ndunamaduna]

When I see Lasizwe and Afrikaans....I don't even read the full description no more. I just click "Play"

[@spherhmngomezulu5485]

"Ek gestay by Nomatrikevency"😂😂

[@rakgadim.mohlala1324]

I can smell Dirkies morning breath😂😂

[@funekamdingi6103]

Lasizwe: iya declina Dieriki:whisper iyadecline Me:😂😂😂😂😂

[@majumahkamanzi5448]

I just love love u, u brighten up my day lol please never stop!!

[@jessw.6250]

He was counting the whole time his eyes were WIDE OPEN!!! LOL 😂😂😂😂

[@aha0327]

Afrikaans = Indonesian Amper = Hampir Baie = Banyak Halo van jouw fan in Indonesie!!!