Title says “Skyrim” but It’s Elder Scrolls in general.
@coffee-creamer01116 күн бұрын
Last night you said you would watch my stream but I think I’ll have to reschedule sorry
@kylecaligiuri971716 күн бұрын
You Think he doesn't know that.
@coffee-creamer01116 күн бұрын
@@kylecaligiuri9717 huh
@coffee-creamer01116 күн бұрын
Any way I have a event to attend 7:00 9:00 so I’ll probs just stream on Saturday it’ll be my first stream so I’ll try to see chat but if I don’t see chat I’m sorry
@seanmurry690316 күн бұрын
Nice work, well done. Please, believe me.
@jashisgone174616 күн бұрын
“That guy is a Khajit, they are a cat like people.” “Yeah dawg I know, I’m in my 30s and I’ve lived in Cyrodiil my whole life. Why you talking to me like I’m a 5 year old?”
@OnlyLocus14 күн бұрын
because you age faster in skyrim.
@explorinjenkins34913 күн бұрын
I joke about how NPC's say, "Have you heard of the High Elves?" That'd be like saying Have you heard of the black people?, irl.
@hayato188613 күн бұрын
To be fair in raven rock if you're a dunmer dragonborn you can say to the first guy you meet that you don't know what blacklight is, which is fucking stupid
@xLionsxxSmithyx12 күн бұрын
@@hayato1886 or when you're playing as an Argonian and you ask what the Hist is...
@cryptic784412 күн бұрын
@@explorinjenkins349that would be more like have you heard of Asians Because red guards are black people
@dgaf984315 күн бұрын
Skyrim TV show would just be watching a guy with a bow slowly crouch walk between info dumps.
@rileywhalen655412 күн бұрын
It would be shit. Too many middle age tv shows already.
@jessedeklein754212 күн бұрын
I mean, i do the same thing in fallout, just with a sniper rifle instead of a magic bow
@philmartinez87049 күн бұрын
You need more likes for this truth bomb
@k.g.759114 күн бұрын
That blade-to-chin shot was clean
@Naiwal14 күн бұрын
Thank you!! 😁
@Willothemask12 күн бұрын
"There's no budget in the show for magic so you're not gonna see any of that" KILLED me. Amazingly done.
@MrSejkol6 күн бұрын
Almost as if that was a jab at Fallout's lack of energy weapons in season 1 🤔
@minestar22472 күн бұрын
@@MrSejkolit could also be because of powerscaling that there are no energy weapons?
@OraagarratКүн бұрын
It’s because Amazon has so far been terrible at fantasy releases such as Wheel of Time, Rings of Power, etc. meanwhile Fallout, The Peripheral, and The Expanse are pretty good. Amazon just can’t seem to get it together with High-Low Fantasy when given some of the best source material ever written.
@ulysses1116 күн бұрын
Ron Perlman would forever be the greatest mandatory Exposition character.
@Barefoot-Jaycee14 күн бұрын
I can't express how much I agree with this.
@IjwPetersen13 күн бұрын
because Ron? Well.... Ron never changes
@lmAIone13 күн бұрын
Ron is a must pick.
@RoastTurtle212 күн бұрын
*Patrick Stewart has entered the chat*
@80xlulz11 күн бұрын
@@RoastTurtle2 Then his character dies in less than ten minutes.
@rusticgiraffe426213 күн бұрын
Just realized they totally could get Patrick Stewart to play the emperor. Although then there DEFINITELY wouldn’t be a budget for magic lol.
@benjaminoechsli194112 күн бұрын
It's okay, he'd bring the Shoestring Budget Star Trek charm. Aka Star Trek at some of its best.
@WeedGrandma8 күн бұрын
You already know Picard would be down ❤🖖🏽
@billygames101816 күн бұрын
If anyone deserves the lead, if not main “side character” role in an elder scrolls tv series, it’s you. Vote for Naiwal.
@Amemorablename16 күн бұрын
Perfect loop as well
@jjhh32016 күн бұрын
Lmao "I'm just a redguard" yep, he's just thrown into cosmopolitan Nord City number 8265, somewhere in the background doing regular Nord things
@AmazingAutist14 күн бұрын
I like how in the lore there's a reason for that to happen.
@samuraibear510213 күн бұрын
@@AmazingAutist and that is
@groyperfuhr487113 күн бұрын
I'm just a redguard with a rocket launcher please someone get the joke
@Paandaas13 күн бұрын
@samuraibear5102 Hammerfell shares a geographic border with Skyrim, the Empire existing has also helped introduce other people and cultures to other provinces. It makes sense that there would be redguards living in Skyrim who have acclimated and practice a Nordic lifestyle. Especially so since Redguard society's emphasis on martial skill and merits would be very helpful in surviving in a harsh and dangerous climate like Skyrim.
@thebunbun_13 күн бұрын
@@groyperfuhr4871 I understand the joke. You may carry on, soldier. o7
@Pureblasphemy10116 күн бұрын
Main character would definitely be a stealth archer
@youtubestuff68316 күн бұрын
Most humane amount of damage lol
@jeremiah694516 күн бұрын
Yes!
@Bizz4r2m0ke16 күн бұрын
I feel like im getting a hint of VLDL in this comment *WHISPERS* "Stealth archers, FOR LIIIIIFE!"
@sandllc136116 күн бұрын
Nah it'd be a female Warrior that later learns she has an affinity towards magic who is also smart enough to be stealthy when it matters
@sojournertaylor689716 күн бұрын
I don’t think a general audience could grasp Elder Scrolls lore
@bobthekangaroo885816 күн бұрын
Bro Bethesda can’t even grasp elder scrolls lore at this point. If they did they wouldn’t have to write in stupid bs like a “dragon break”
@cesarthebruinboy16 күн бұрын
Let’s not even get into CHIM. 😅 elder scrolls lore is pretty wild.
@ClipVocabulary16 күн бұрын
@@bobthekangaroo8858facts. Dragon break is the dumbest shit Wait till they do that for fallout
@fangorn2316 күн бұрын
bro I love bethesda lore. I passed physics, calculus, chemistry, organic chemistry, molecular biology and cellular biology. Bethesda lore still dont make sense, and I love it for it.
@sleepyproduction716615 күн бұрын
The writers need to be replaced the environment writers at this point. The amount of retcons and do overs is astounding. But they did build morrowind lore so they got it right before. I like what Bethesda puts out, but man they act famous or something. They’re like will Ferrell ‘ no one knows what it means but it’s provocative…’
@CD_DooooDAlt15 күн бұрын
“I’m just a redguard, we’re totally NOT looking for some lady, but on the off chance you find her…I’ll be sitting right here.”
@WiseFool-0-116 күн бұрын
I’m sure it would be a perfectly balanced tv show.
@vatatheoanonymous370515 күн бұрын
Fallout and last of us has really resparked my interest and faith in video game shows. Fuck the halo show tho.
@dakotawomble555615 күн бұрын
"Restoration is a perfectly balanced school of magic and don't let anyone tell you otherwise" -Miribale
@adoramay941015 күн бұрын
Yes, and it would definitely have Reanu Keaves in the starring role.
@epicgodminecraft7315 күн бұрын
@@vatatheoanonymous3705Agreed wholeheartedly. Wish they kept it as a Mass Effect show like they originally pitched.
@TheWhiteWolf.CowrieShellKing14 күн бұрын
As all things should be
@user-og8jy1ib7f13 күн бұрын
Well yeah Tamriel also has its own golden rule "thou shalt always get sidetrack by bullshit every goddamn time!"
@elijahspecht906716 күн бұрын
Bethesda is watching this like "Dangit! Now we gotta Rewright the story."
@ShadowNemesis57516 күн бұрын
*rewrite before someone is an obnoxious dick about it
@thomgizziz11 күн бұрын
They aren't rewrighting anything... because that isn't a word.
@elijahspecht906711 күн бұрын
@@thomgizziz Doing the lords work, I see. STFU
@Malthanos16 күн бұрын
Someone would have to say "It just works"
@swissarmyknight430615 күн бұрын
In universe explanation of Magicka.
@UnchartedTheProtogen13 күн бұрын
That elderscroll is 20 weight units and he moves it effortlessly
@zombie_snax14 күн бұрын
"No budget in the show for magic "" so you're not gonna see any of that" 😂😂😂
@dajourallen894613 күн бұрын
Secret shadow organization that you won’t learn anything about until season 2 - enclave lol
@ThisisJskillz15 күн бұрын
Then they'll say you spoiled it when it ends up being like this 😆
@joshm.295416 күн бұрын
Why does this feel so damn true. Its like it was already made.
@Bloodwolfz416 күн бұрын
This show is a 10/10 cant wait to watch the second season
@k9o3w15 күн бұрын
LMFAO that perfect loop setup tho...
@ZrxFrenzy10 күн бұрын
“I’m just a Redguard” is the most Redguard shit😭😭😭
@heboric613616 күн бұрын
Praise Talos!!
@SHDUStudios16 күн бұрын
I still think it should be a show about Pelinal but we might need to get HBO on that.
@trevorfahey668815 күн бұрын
This was a good pitch actually.
@DeityTowa8 күн бұрын
"I-im just a redguard" was wild, friend XD😂😂
@jackskellingtonsfollower338911 күн бұрын
That about sums up almost every video game turned TV show.
@jonfranks164216 күн бұрын
I need this guy to play every character.
@starofdabloc10 күн бұрын
“I’m just a redguard” Me my entire life
@terrarogers52538 күн бұрын
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee...
@wasteland500010 күн бұрын
Was wating for the guy after the gaurd to go "I'm Ulfric Stormcloak."
@olsmasheddlo8705 күн бұрын
I’ll be honest the first guy you meet being a nightingale would be a dope start.
@jeremypayne50784 күн бұрын
I thought the guard in the helmet was about to drop some sick bars.
@schizultze58 минут бұрын
“Why can’t we just fast travel there?” “A mud crab saw us a mile ago and it’s still chasing us.”
@j.troydoe12786 күн бұрын
A redguard emperor? Thats it im calling the thalmor!
@sickbozo815211 күн бұрын
you cant start an elder scroll series without the main char beeing a captive
@injuringflea727yeet12 күн бұрын
Whoops, they accidentally created a one episode show with that loop
@dblundz16 күн бұрын
With how deep the lore is in ES, a show would have limitless potential. Heck if they put real money behind it. Can stand toe to toe with game of thrones.
@rob.carrillo4 күн бұрын
Yo that nightingale costume is on point!
@Rad-Dude63andathird12 күн бұрын
"there's no budget for magic" Please don't do that to me. 😭
@coderedskyrim10 күн бұрын
“I’m just a red guard with a rocket launcher”
@Cozad2ll2Күн бұрын
Breh the Font you used for this is On Point!!
@GGPlex_13 күн бұрын
Ok that armor in the last bit looks badass
@Althal0s6 күн бұрын
I thought the symbol on the nightingale armour was the brotherhood of steel logo and almost did a back flip with how dope it would be
@GuntherRommel16 күн бұрын
Oh my god that was so Meta, Zuck's coming for that N'wah.
@GirlsLoveGamers12 күн бұрын
"If anyone sneaks up on us I'll smell them coming.Or I might not we will see"
@leedehart322513 күн бұрын
Great almost perfect emperor impression
@MSgtGBird10 күн бұрын
Modded Skyrim "I'm just a Redguard with a rocket launcher."
@boof9946 күн бұрын
I thought the openjng scene of the eyes opening was going to us seeing him quickly closing his zipper lol
@natashas870713 күн бұрын
Your emperor voice is so good!!
@helgenlaneКүн бұрын
You just wanted to show off your cool nightingale armor didn't you
@mav489912 күн бұрын
This is EXACTLY how the show would go
@CryptToneMusic16 күн бұрын
I would legit would watch more of this please do more of these shorts 😂
@PatSlaps4Real12 күн бұрын
He said it! He said the line "Talos take all yall" just like in the games!
@Lastbourne8 күн бұрын
I feel like the possibilities for this are much more endless than Fallout
@Tomtompro13 күн бұрын
why you gotta do me like that with the cliffhanger
@ex0r3t437 күн бұрын
the MF DOOM mask goes hard
@rahjah695810 күн бұрын
Never thought about a Skyrim show or movie but now I’m hard for one with an opening exactly like this
@RaymondMichaelBarrera2 күн бұрын
Your hard for one?? 😂
@joedill431113 күн бұрын
Dude you've definitely got these little plays DOWN! 😂
@gillian232512 күн бұрын
"Please, believe me." It's too good
@StayinEzze14114 күн бұрын
You forgot the arrow to the knee quote
@woahdudeitsme974214 күн бұрын
This is going to be the inspiration for the show.
@ARC1701A13 күн бұрын
Spend half the show budget to get Patrick Stewart to reprise the voice of Emperor Tiber Septim.
@ericwells94311 күн бұрын
If the show ever shows the emperor with the Amulet of Kings, it had better fucking be one of the Septim Emperors
@BetterSidewalks8 күн бұрын
Beaitiful parallax at the beginning
@gamingamalgam119711 күн бұрын
If the Skyrim show doesn’t start with hey you you’re finally awake I’m gonna be pissed
@aaronm456212 күн бұрын
I literally wouldn’t be surprised if this is how it went 😂
@gagesmith-ingodwerock12 күн бұрын
This could not be more accurate
@Fallout-mw3wk9 күн бұрын
Im just a redguard caught me off guard lol
@williamcrispino281813 күн бұрын
You had me you're finally awake
@CashousJaqson16 күн бұрын
Another great one, he just don’t miss, we can always count on Naiwal to come through all love my brotha
@BrandonGavin_EDC6 күн бұрын
It would no doubt star Edris Elba as the main character, that’s why there is no money left for magic.
@william955712 күн бұрын
"Theres no budget in the show for magic, so youre not going to see any of that" Sums it up hey.
@coltenbrewster511 күн бұрын
This was too accurate 🤣
@themightybob16 күн бұрын
Ive been waiting for this for over a decade😂
@kennethfutch473715 күн бұрын
This is fucking absolute perfection😂😂😂
@winterbeat1312 күн бұрын
Can you please do this for Fallout if you haven't already? You nailed this btw.
@forbiddensorrow10 күн бұрын
we were supposed to get a ES show soon. we’re also getting Bioshock on netflix
@WarLoard201313 күн бұрын
To true they spent most of the budget on the small glimpse of the dragon on the first episode 😂
@imgoldleader393814 күн бұрын
I'm hooked, I need 20 more episodes, stat!!!
@austinalsobrook16 күн бұрын
What? No, "have you been to the cloud district, of course you haven't"?
@TheLeadingManxii13 күн бұрын
the room erupts in cheer
@kgw10011 күн бұрын
This one hurt because in reality it wouldn't be more than this. Thank God they did fallout
@tonynguyen155523 сағат бұрын
Love this stuff. Keep it up, bro!
@TheThunderguardian11 күн бұрын
Genius!! GENIUS!!! This is gold!
@jk32755 күн бұрын
Better plots than 90% of stuff on tv now
@OraagarratКүн бұрын
Mage is giving off some Pete Davidson vibes. Just recently found your channel and you seem like a pretty chill dude. Keep up the good work!
@nelsonthegentleman27567 күн бұрын
There was also no budget for energy weapons in the Fallout TV show
@blacksunserpent13 күн бұрын
This video should be used as bingo if that show is ever made OR for TES 6 if it ever come out.
@salvadorcastillo453711 күн бұрын
Best Skyrim trailer ever
@sirhackman66612 күн бұрын
Just had to sneak that Fallout diss in there at the end didn’t ya! They definitely left us all on the edge of our seats but it’s a good thing hopefully. Gives them more time to do their research for season 2.
@bredwright15 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wish everybody got this
@ReigntheSkeleton11 күн бұрын
that shit is actually fire
@_Taco_15 күн бұрын
If the person didn't praise talos, it could have been easily a redguard.
@kobediamantevlogs560813 күн бұрын
Where'd you get that nightingale cosplay. Super rad.
@eosdelbyroc108712 күн бұрын
I mean this would be interesting and all.. but that LOOP EDIT THO!