When Tanks Evolve Into Impossible Shapes

[@onedavewreckingcrew]

the kind of recoil that can lift a tank 3 feet off the ground is the kind of recoil that makes gunners scream and run for the hills

[@Griper_123]

True😂

[@mrworldwiderasict1503]

And this tank is bigger than a Abrams

[@FlameKing.]

What hills? The tank made them fall with the recoil 😂

[@enanirwin2182]

That poor crew

[@owlenderg]

*makes Enemy gunners run Mwahaha

[@TheRalviisch]

For most of the video, only one of the cannons in the array was firing. In the crew menu DF would have to assign all of the cannons to be fired by the same gunner in order to shoot them all as a single salvo. When his shots seems to be "losing effectiveness" as he added more, it was because his single usable cannon was missing.

[@duncanchin]

Hahaha so the cannons where just for intimidation

[@Mr.Brothybear]

do you know why the barrels were sagging?

[@Paper_council]

@@Mr.Brothybear weight

[@TheRalviisch]

@@Mr.Brothybear I think the one cannon in the middle was the only one freely moving up and down because it was the only one being controlled. The rest were staying at their default position, only shifting when the turret or the tank itself moved.

[@TheRalviisch]

In case DF sees this and wants to make another video here's a few easy tips: If all the cannons are correctly assigned to a single gunner then the game will only ask you to place 1 gunner sight. Place it on top of the turret at the very front, hanging off the edge, for a less obstructed scope view. Reload speed is affected by crew with the Loader job assigned to the cannons. For a faster fire rate you can assign multiple loaders to a single gun. The guns have bullet drop. Some of the "dud" shots were aimed too low to hit the distant target. You can raise the ammo's Propellant Length right below the Caliber setting. More gunpowder propellant = faster shots = less drop and more penetration. When placing ammo in the tank the Capacity number on the side is how many bullets are being placed. You can raise that number to place more bullets simultaneously instead of manually having to relocate every pair. AP can also be switched to APHE for more explosion.

[@maxpuigpowell8630]

I watched someone really try to make a good tank that couldn’t even move and somehow DF is the one that makes a tank with 20 guns effective

[@josko8689]

There's a cheat menu that lets you use more modern engines and transmissions, the WWI section is stupid hard to design tanks for

[@B2.Benedajenzo]

Dang i still remember whenever you laugh was an inside joke worthy of being called out on, now you are laughing more openly. Love your growth man

[@coeplis24]

look how sassy passive aggresive this Stardew Valley inhabitans grow into now. love him more

[@CestMagnify]

His happiness is infectious, very nice to hear him laugh so often, you're right!

[@Bioniclema90]

The first time I remember him laughing was during a spore video!

[@CurebuntyC7]

The fact that he did not know what he was doing and the tank still performed flawless is hillarious, also the first boxy tank made my burst out of laughter when firing xD

[@fuzz992]

DF went through a full real tank evolution. He started with German designed Maus concept. Graduated to French light tanks. Then he started to explore the concept of reactive armor.

[@diamondoreguy]

When I see DF in a tank, I know he is going to end humanity

[@freeloder3369]

so true

[@Deafen1ng]

true

[@probotector6949]

Imagine DF and GSP teaming up.....

[@coeplis24]

humanity? my brother he will anhilliate entire world

[@BhaveshKumar-dx3mi]

@@probotector6949 Now even aliens are in danger

[@dadoggo1337]

do it with snub nosed tanks, it may make you do flips due to less weight at the front, or it will just send you flying, either way, its fun (and explosive)

[@Nah-dl8jm]

“They can even fire their gun” I love the idea that DF is so impressed by the main function of a tank

[@Bamboo_bazooka]

less than a minute in and i’m pretty sure DF just designed the maus without knowing it

[@Noobic_King]

seems like an E100 rather than the maus itself

[@natanmoses674]

I like how he just went straight to the Dalek shape

[@thediamondrellik]

DF would 100% be the mad weapon scientist during war. He'd be the one to push the boundaries of stupidity and awesome at the same time 😆 🤣

[@1990lietuva]

Japanese O-I looks like something DF would design :D Big armored beast with crazy cannon without any care about anything else

[@TheSourLemoner]

I would love to see more of this game. This is great!

[@disgustingapple5216]

I genuinely didn't expect DF to play sprocket but it's something I'd definitely like

[@Resetium]

Congratulations DF, for the first half of the video you had what is basically a Tank Destroyer, a lightly armored vehicle with a _massive_ gun for, you guessed it, killing tanks. In terms of shooter games, Tank Destroyers, indeed, tend to be the equivalent of a sniper class, being weak, not very fast, but being able to usually kill enemies in one hit. The only thing stronger in sheer force would be an Artillery tank, which is notorious for sitting at the back end of the map and clicking on targets several kilometers out, to the point that the gun itself has to angle up (this being the signature of an artillery tank). They're also notorious for causing _insane_ area denial, artillery being one of the key causes of the hellish stalemate of World War 1.

[@DagoDuck]

13:44 The comedic timing of this is just perfect.

[@jekebe4858]

Why does it not surprise me that DF + tank building = Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor spinoff material. More Power! Au! Au! Au!

[@Pumciusz]

Before you put million barrels on it, the tank looked a bit like an M6A2E1 and then AMX 50. After that there's only M50 that sort of fits.

[@bsnook981]

I'm just imagining how much time this took him lengthening each segment when he could have lengthened the whole barrel using the propellant setting.

[@AWholeLegionary]

The fact it works is a milestone. Keep going and make more absurd tanks.

[@blackrainbow4898]

You should see my 250 tons beast, the "Panzerfresser 250T", this thing has the thickest armor possible and is almost invincible, the recoils from his one and only cannon makes it go backward 1t 15km/h, the cannon is so strong that it can love this beast, oh, also, it goes at 35 km/h, pretty fast for a 250 tons beast.

[@Jazkal-V420]

DF+sandbox game= EXTREME stuff.

[@TheThirdTwin]

Great to see more people playing sprocket.

[@Jake-qz5uf]

Love this, more tanks, more destruction!!

[@jammonkey6249]

Don't we all love having 320 barrels shared among 16 tanks, cause I loved seeing it

[@Richard-xu7kz]

The tanks came with the barrels

[@kalibuskristof2174]

Ahhh yes, the t35, a lovely vehicle until you get in one. 1 76mm with a coaxial lmg, 2 45mms with coaxial machine guns(sometimes has a coaxial) on individual turrets, and 2 machine gun turrets.

[@whither1098]

This is fantastic DF, we need more sprocket!!!

[@CarJul666]

When in doubt, add more canons. 😂😂 Cool looking tank. A monstrosity as usual when DF is in charge.

[@Noobic_King]

i love how DF actually made the E-100 or Maus and didn't even know

[@BrotherDoodles]

The first tank variant worked better than most of mine.

[@mrmeme69420]

US ARMY: "DangerouslyFunny we need to have a talk." DangerouslyFunny: "This is gonna beeeee... FUN..."

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF. It's always interesting to see how DF will push the limits of a video game.

[@სუხო3მარწყვისდამსველი]

DF laughing is the most wholesome thing ive seen today

[@sleepdeprivedpikachu7235]

the world has no chance against DF and his brilliantly designed army of tanks. if they worked irl, which i doubt.

[@Patrick_Cody02]

The U.S Military should hire DF for such absurd tank designs

[@LeonMcLeon]

6:26 It’s so funny when you can’t contain your laughter but keep talking anyways! 😂

[@tommygunner5255]

Yes sprocket I love this game and recreating WW2 tanks.

[@michalsniadala1667]

as a tank fan this is the next step in crazy tank design

[@potfire1]

Tanks a lot for the new video!!!

[@XenXenOfficial]

5:19 "Didn't I do it for you" 🐶

[@taras-cartoonsabouttanks5005]

I really enjoyed this video ^^ I'm looking forward to your next videos

[@Archon_XD]

Was not expecting Sprocket on the channel

[@player92381]

THANK YOU GOD

[@cococanbokoban3443]

“Go my beautiful idiots, go. Don’t stop now.” - DF 2023

[@permfruitmyassjasperaustin4179]

That’s what she said. 😏😏😏

[@dotbot7577]

DF in a tank is gonna destroy humanity

[@Hunoa44]

Congratz DF,you invented a SHOTGUN tank :)

[@benleatherdale396]

the tank at 8:05 actually looks like a modern main battle tank with its low base and large gun

[@iamverynubby8866]

Bro really took the saying “the best defense is the best offense” to the next level

[@buildermonkey2229]

The sniper-shotgun hybrid in the form of a tank.

[@stylesrj]

I'm guessing the workshop is full of Mammoth Tanks, Scorpions and Baneblades. And of course the strongest shape in engineering...

[@nemou4985]

Apocalypse tank, obviously... BTW which game?

[@bcbrent]

Whenever this man makes a tank, I feel the need to make a good and working tank, at least... better then whatever this guy makes :)

[@jeffreyh1778]

you have me crying laughing with that box tank's recoil. omfg that cannon is a beast.

[@lafox2833]

Never thought df would play sprocket.

[@matthewraabe]

You made me giggle three times, thank you!

[@ruskismerf3131]

the game is "sprocket" for anyone wondering

[@axehead45]

DF giggling is adorable

[@GaryHamad]

DF MAKING TANKS IN SPEOCKET HUZZAAH I HOPE TO SEE MORE TECHNICAL IMPROVEMENT FROM YOU MY GUY

[@Aconetodes]

Sometimes I think the internet is full of scripted stupidity... But my guy DF is a natural! Keep up the caos

[@NoGoatsNoGlory.]

A natural at unscripted stupidity

[@KarimMekhnache]

Love your vids listening to your voice when you play games is so entertaining.

[@Founder_of_the_SCP_Foundation]

Df’s motto: who the hell needs the navy when you outgun there battleships

[@GlacialBolt]

This game reminds me a lot of TerraTech. I'd love to see you try that game out!

[@bbm36c32]

What game is this

[@FirstLast-cc6cv]

​@@bbm36c32 i believe its called sprocket

[@hubisvater8823]

Pls more of this game so much fun to watch

[@kristakohlhoff2670]

You’re so over the top sometimes, I love it. 😂

[@somehungryguy4887]

my favorite game + a chaotic youtuber like this = masterpiece

[@berrynation4251]

I sure do love this Men of War: Assault Squad 2 video

[@toddfraser7009]

DF made a tank that actually functions?!

[@ecrosenow5194]

Everybody’s laughing till the Swiss Army knife turns into a tank and enters the battlefield fully capable of simultaneously fighting air based and enemies behind and Infront of it like a true monster all at the same time

[@RagingOzo]

Wow Spore 2 certainly looks funs, I can't wait for the civilization update, so you can design little houses and outfits for all your little tank villagers.

[@vivian3903]

The most economical engineer I ever seen do he's magic

[@bcbrent]

Ahh, I love Sprocket

[@abeda6852]

10:04 yeeeeesssss huge brains time 😂🔥🔥🔥

[@kaoplay1036]

*Tank idea:* make Leonardo da Vinci "tank". The weirdest thing in it is the fact, that it has multiple cannons around it.

[@freeloder3369]

the only person can stop DF is the lil DF and her lil smile will be enough to stope df

[@crazycase8058]

Hi DF I have been binge watching your videos while on my 9 day vacation, and I have watched almost all of your videos and I’m only 4 days in. Then again my drives have been 8-13 hours long

[@JorneDeSmedt]

You know what that tank needs? MORE DAKKA!

[@pagoeagle_4198]

DF really made the wii tanks like we wouldn’t notice

[@TDogOh9]

I see the thumbnail and I am immediately hooked

[@hellogood7239]

“The tank should prob be a sniper “ the size of that canon bro

[@chrislastname9682]

Congratulations, you built the Iosef Stalin. Just think of the first Tiger crew that shit themselves when they came around a corner and saw a 122mm artillery piece staring at them.

[@kharabakking]

The tank 70% cannon No one can stop you now.

[@smort9907]

If you like games like these i recommend simple planes and simple rockets or Kerbal space program

[@samuelju2]

There must be German blood flowing through DF's vein. He basically made a MAUS from the get go.

[@akila_melindeth]

Df cultivating his inner LGIO

[@FireDisrupter]

Hi df how's your day going I hope a good one and I just love how every vid you do you make chaos and I love it.

[@mike3787]

I've never caught a video so early. Thank you DF for your awesome videos

[@Batboy11k]

DF: more guns Meanwhile, in German tank design: write that down…. WRITE IT DOWN

[@OniZai]

His design philosophy is...Dangerously Funny

[@sonic_liam3169]

not personally, but iirc ik the guy that made this!! Hes a single dev that took a year out (or dropped out, i cant remember) of university to work on the game because it got so popular, all i was told by the staff at the uni was "his bank account was very happy" 😂

[@TheRussianRee]

Everyone: sees a tank with a lot of recoil Me: Helicopter helicopter

[@axolotlgaming9144]

enemies: this the tank enemies: WHAT IS THAT the tank: fires enemies: HOLY SHIT NOPE *Runs away*

[@david_does_dumb_things]

"Yeah we'll make those good and thick" -DF

[@gragon1113]

Enemy in this direction: Removing direction

[@lud3445]

Ok, militaries, take notes... this is how you win a war!

[@kidsa4305]

I have watched this video so many times I love your vides

[@joekyu2517]

Would love to see the opposite of this, a tiny fast tank with a tiny cannon that shoots a million times a second y’know

[@Viirrvill]

DF designed what is basically a Warhammer 40K tank XD

[@mebeperson]

bro sounds like Dr.T

[@dreamcyberium]

Omg you're playing sprocket now. You're going to give Frantic a run for his money regarding cursed tanks.

[@boi6969]

Video is funky lol Please make more on this game 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@player92381]

do you know the name of this game by any chance

[@boi6969]

@@player92381 I'm pretty sure it's Sprocket 👍

[@landemossel]

'mom can i have a shotgun' 'no we have shotgun at home' shotgun at home:

[@trueheart1372]

You solved the tank problem opalumpa crew