When the PS5 reveal became the most relaxing press conference ever

[@PureUnintentionalASMR]

Sorry this isn't a new video but just the re-uploaded version of the last video where the video and audio were off. This is my 4th attempt at editing and it finally worked! Anyway I know everyone is probably bored with all the craziness going on so I'll be uploading new video more often. Got a bunch coming up so stay tuned and stay safe. EXCLUSIVE: You can get 10% off any SleepPhones products with the code SLEEPNOW10 here: bit.ly/2YrrKQC Latest blog post about an unlikely ASMR source: ineedtosleepnow.com/sven-goran-eriksson-interview-unlikely-asmr

[@deathmetalpotato]

Pure Unintentional ASMR Hallo 🙂 Do you think you could edit together some of Danny Gregory’s old lo-fi sketchbook videos? I’ve been using them to relax since 2008 (before I even knew what ASMR was). Here are the links: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIq1ZZxthZWKfqc kzbin.info/www/bejne/i53NkmRpjLKal6c kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4vaaXiCmJ2iiZo kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKvcdX-ebrGVY9U

[@deathmetalpotato]

There’s also a life drawing one but I dunno if you could use that one because it’s nude sketches... maybe if you only played the audio? kzbin.info/www/bejne/pV6lk6qtlr6qmNk

[@PureUnintentionalASMR]

Thanks for the suggestion. Watch this space!

[@deathmetalpotato]

Pure Unintentional ASMR ❤️

[@Chainsaw587]

Pure Unintentional ASMR I

[@RichardVSmall]

Imagine giving a live presentation for thousands of people and you're the calmest person there putting everyone to sleep

[@serenatsukino999]

This was uploaded 4 years ago and I'm barely seeing it in any searches or anything from youtube. I hate when youtube does that! This video in an ASMR gem!

[@EvolvedDinosaur]

I genuinely really dislike KZbin’s search function. So often I get “other people watch” or “you may also like” results, rather than the thing I’m actually searching for. So frustrating!

[@L.A.M.B_B4]

​@@EvolvedDinosaur It's gotten worse every year imo, i'm honestly used to scrolling through 10 random vids mid search that aren't related to my search at all.

[@ronanm4418]

It's ironic that Google is supposed to be a search engine company, considering youtube has probably the worst search function I've ever used. Everyone I've spoken to feels the same way, too - who have they made it like this for, and why??

[@yert6516]

youtube search used to be so good. you could describe just the contents of the video like “guy throws phone jumps on skateboard” and it would immediately pop up with “so no head?” now you can put the EXACT title of a video in and you’re lucky if the youtuber who uploaded it shows up at all much less the actual video. remember the spotify vs youtube search memes with chad youtube knowing exactly what “woppagagna style” means? this is why we can’t have nice things.

[@DelectableDays]

@@yert6516 Exactly, you can literally type in the exact name of old videos from years back, and you’ll just get a million unrelated results+recommended videos/shorts. It’s completely absurd. The search function has been nerfed, and it’s obviously for censorship reasons. They have done everything they can to prevent new people from finding old dissident-right content. That’s why they only recommend the most milk toast “right wing” gate keepers like Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro, because they are safe and don’t challenge the system to any meaningful degree. Wouldn’t want white people to start collectivizing in response to anti-white persecution and mass immigration now would we?

[@joemarsden68]

Dana Carvey with Ryan Reynolds' voice

[@aaronhaworth]

That's it! That's it! 😂👍

[@SublimeDBX]

That's spot on man 😂

[@GodMcQueen]

*HOLYYYYY!*

[@justin555666]

Suddenly I want to see Deadpool go "Turtle turtle"

[@wingy200]

This presentation was like a new pair of underwear. At first it's constrictive. But then it becomes a part of you!

[@davedogge2280]

This man never gets stressed playing Bloodborne / Dark Souls.

[@deathmetalpotato]

Dave Dogge IMPOSSIBRU

[@RemyVorender]

"Well gosh darnit I died again. Oh well."

[@danmcdaid]

"it's just a matter of blocking and rolling. Anyway."

[@xavier9480]

i would love to see him absolutely lose his shit

[@SwitchXP8]

*Adjusts glasses* “it has been incredibly beneficial to practice this fight sufficiently in order to overcome this challenge. Ultimately I have learned from this experience and will perform better in future. 😊”

[@shmaqzi9893]

This man is disgustingly good at public speaking

[@Nora-ks2sq]

Not a single “um.” Im so jealous

[@StuartHaddow]

I noticed that too. It’s uncanny, no um, or ah, or even a steadying intake of breath. How on Earth do you learn this skill?

[@ypto82]

25:54

[@xenthia]

had to wait 25m for the first buffer in his mind, says a lot about him ​@@ypto82

[@tunnelsloth5948]

This is likely due to extremely copious rehearsing, rather than a natural skill. So don't feel bad: almost anyone can do it if they practice a speech/presentation enough. You fall into an automatic flow.

[@xenthia]

@ypto82 good job dude, you had to wait almost 30m to find the first one 🙄 👏🏼

[@tirkentube]

i mean holy shit what a speaker.

[@apictureoffunction]

Marc Cerny has been at the center of Sony's biggest hits since the very beginning, he's been a spokesperson for a long portion of that and he's very good at it

[@apoolofwomen]

There's an old I terview with him where he jokes about hating talking on stage.....clearly he's mastered the fear!

[@TheRealAbraxas]

I thought it was Dana Carvey

[@tirkentube]

@@TheRealAbraxas you mean it's NOT Dana Carvey?!?! lolol

[@JimmyRelaxo]

Marc Cerny is an anagram of Dana Carvey if you change most of the letters

[@mrq127]

Dana Carvey is a relaxing dude

[@TheMidnightModder]

tuurrrtle 🐢

[@rickyfriedchicken3548]

came here to see if anyone else thought that as well

[@cartoonvideos5]

😂

[@vonsopas]

@@TheMidnightModder Garth!! I'm the Leprechaun!!!

[@ZeyTheDaemon]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought he looked like him, lol

[@tirkentube]

when my next girlfriend breaks up with me, i want her to have this man explain to me why.

[@joaosantos5503]

Same. Could've used it when mine broke up with me about a month ago. Didn't even give me any leeway to convince her to try and talk things through... Shit hurts...

[@unscripted3209]

Sorry to hear that man, that really sucks.​@@joaosantos5503

[@joxnjoxn399]

That may take years

[@tirkentube]

@@joxnjoxn399 it could take years to find a girlfriend, but once i find one, it won't take long til she breaks up with me.

[@KiaraPOG]

​@@tirkentube I think when you're going into a relationship with that mindset it's only going to end in disaster

[@drewpetitties5168]

Damn, this is probably Dana's worst stand up I've ever seen.

[@mrgoodygoodygumdrop]

i remember watching Mark's presentation for the PS4 in 2013 and loved it. Time flies and glad to see he was around for the PS5

[@Refulgent_Rascal]

He sounds like Ryan Reynolds but without the doucheiness.

[@genuserazo85]

Lol so true. I cant unhear it now. I just imagine Ryan talking when I look away.

[@ruubenrajasoo1396]

Yeah, it sounds like Ryan Reynolds being sarcastic

[@mortisx2049]

I was thinking church lady from SNL, he even kind of looks like Dana Carvey

[@My2Cents1]

Lol... I’m just expecting him to suddenly lower his voice to a whisper going “...go go go go...”

[@tylere.8436]

Or Ryan Reynolds sounds like Mark Cerny but with the douchiness

[@peetabix]

Mark Cerny is the calmest man on the planet. I bet when he gets home and hangs his coat, he just explodes into light.

[@wizzelhoart]

it's church lady

[@Parzalai]

This is the best comment in this video

[@edwin99901]

I bet when he gets home and hangs his coat, he sings "it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood," then begins painting a happy little cloud, and a butterfly in the sky.

[@laegis_]

When this presentation first came out, everyone fell asleep from boredom. I look back and it’s actually calming to listen to

[@Majorpain32677]

This isn't real lol are you serious lol you thought the shadows just stayed still were real people oh my goodness your dumb please say you were joking

[@skeletalknight]

I had a feeling you would upload this.

[@Protoman00]

skeletalknight lol me to

[@doctor3494]

Liar

[@doctor3494]

Liar

[@doctor3494]

Liar

[@doctor3494]

Liar

[@ZTheLastViking]

Been falling asleep to this for a good while now. A relaxing talk about things that interest me I hope Mark does another one of these in the future

[@dimagabriel4699]

I remember this guy from the Spyro interviews on a jam pack CD of the original PlayStation (1998ish). So cool to see him decades later still talking PlayStation.

[@sonnykingcomposer]

Your subtle sound tweaks really make a great difference 👍

[@blackofallgrays]

I honestly still don't know if those audience members are real

[@ZTheLastViking]

Real cardboard people

[@RemyVorender]

He makes it sound like an SSD is this magical yet-to-be-invented unicorn.

[@Alberts_Stuff]

Damn this guy is good at presenting! 😮 *TOP TIP* - Play at a slower speed to maximise the ASMR 👍🏻

[@CannibalWHORE22]

Like usual with this channel, you’ve found someone’s voice that puts me in a trance.

[@MedalionDS9]

PS5... so relaxing... solid state tingles

[@nhgeek7620]

Omg I literally had this video on my “watch later” playlist because it was SOO relaxing

[@OzzyOscy]

*_Everyone waiting for Deadpool's punchline, but he just keeps buying time talking specs._*

[@phost2]

Is it weird I've fallen to sleep 3 nights in a row with this?

[@SubaruOutback-gi6jn]

No

[@CalmToaster]

Yes

[@jakipop3397]

Y'know, this guy really makes holding an hour-long talk look easy.

[@bladebitten2766]

If Elton John was American and went into gaming

[@LosizakII]

Hahaha yes!

[@keef78]

if he was american he'd be fatter.

[@cpagerun]

He's like an energy vampire from What We Do in the Shadows.

[@clementine7750]

omg yes, but like in a nice relaxing way not a frustrating way 😂

[@NecroMorrius]

He gives me life

[@PraisingWithFriends]

I’m jealous of and feel sorry for his audience at the same time.

[@portwills]

This guy has transcended his craft to the point where he can just talk about it like a robot for hours

[@campbellwallace3774]

This is too interesting to fall asleep to

[@nathanisaksson]

This is literally making me want to own a PS5, and I don’t even play video games. This guy is uttering mesmerizing. Pretty convinced I’m being brainwashed on a subliminal wavelength right now.

[@MagnumDB]

I watched this too and immidaitely thought it was perfect unintentional ASMR.

[@benjiwon]

gimme a B, gimme an A gimme an CKWARDSCOMPATIBILITY

[@pishposh69]

I had my eyes closed, this video came on, and I thought why TF is Ryan Reynolds talking about this?

[@jedijoe1976]

This guys Dana Carvey impersonating Ryan Reynolds is on point.

[@Kuzyn26]

As for me, 10 minutes is enough to fall asleep. Mark Cerny is the best person for sleep problems. ;)

[@thexry_3155]

I remember watching this livestream and actually falling asleep because of how soothing his voice was

[@RandomBlake]

Mark Cerny knows how to put me too sleep in the best way possible 💤

[@zero9112]

He also spoke in a soft voice with the Project Neo presentation.

[@edwin99901]

He always talks like this.

[@ifonefan1147]

I had no idea 343 Guilty Spark was based on a person. This guy is amazing!

[@samlaramie9456]

This man is 4 hours into a 100mg Vyvanse dose

[@andresfurious8302]

I remember hearing this 3 years ago and it was so interesting but so relaxing and it made sleepy

[@userk2876]

Hyped for tomorrow!

[@Mobik_]

don't be

[@xaten1923]

I'm getting some real strong CEO of a secretly evil company in a superhero movie vibes from this guy. Like Norman Osborn or Carlton Drake but for consoles.

[@thezacstad1706]

Who knew elton john was such a good public speaker

[@EdgeOfLight]

He looks so slenderly stylish. Something about the way he stands. Also, great speaker.

[@Justus-ev2md]

Why does this look so fake? Like the podium and people Dont look like that theyre actually there

[@paulcosyns3723]

オル Orgalian ガン because it’s fake, because of the Coronavirus, they had to do a presentation online on a greenscreen

[@shitass7389]

It’s not fake, lol. The people are actually there lmao.

[@Dante45p]

it was a GDC talk that got posted online they all kinda look and sound like it

[@TheChiptuner]

SOLITARY WARRIOR then why isn’t the crowd out of focus? If it was a real crowd and the camera was focused on Cerny then the crowd would be out of focus. It’s got to be a green screen

[@YourCitizen]

@@TheChiptuner they are sitting apart, moving infrequently, and arem't out of focus because of the way that video cameras work

[@edwin99901]

I wonder what an argument between him and his wife would be like.

[@VevoKIlledUtube]

Would love if Sony continued to use this guy for hardware videos.

[@JoJoTheOtter]

I definitely didn’t need that loud ad before starting this. I definitely should have been smarter with the volume.

[@spencerhudson92]

Bro Dana Carvey now doing IRL Masters of Disguise missions

[@iRox4Life]

This guy is immaculate at what he does

[@ProfessorASMR]

I am looking forward to the ps5! Exciting!

[@andrex1456]

Other companies: WE'RE MAKING BIGGER BETTER IS AWESOME YOU HAVE TO BUY THIS STUFF YOUR LIFE WILL BE BETTER FOR IT YOU NERD This guy: hey guys we're making this cool new thing this is how it's going to work isn't it cool :)

[@clownfrown]

what is deadpool yapping about

[@arwaloves]

I KNEW HE SOUNDED FAMILIAR LMFAO

[@FloppyDiskMaster]

I wonder how many non-gamers are here for just the ASMR and have no idea wtf is going on

[@guccideltaco]

💁🏼‍♀️

[@xXxlLEGENDZlxXx]

I came here for the ASMR and came away having learnt about the inner workings of a console, what a ride

[@edwin99901]

I wonder how many non gamers watch this and end up becoming the next game developer working at rockstar games.

[@nabieladrian]

Cerny casually invented the first ASMR-type conference for a freaking PS5 reveal.

[@xolborLOL]

I was excepting you to upload this. I saw it coming

[@bageled_meme9867]

I still have a PS3. And I play on the PS4. Unless the new PS5 is super duper AWESOME, I’m going to hold back and wait. I also, learned a-lot even though this is meant to be ASMRx

[@xXxlLEGENDZlxXx]

Do you now have a PS5?

[@MTJfan2017]

Hard to believe the ps5 is already 4 years old

[@4rmond]

“MARK SONY OVER HERE MAKING HISTORY”

[@largegrape]

I love how he's using a vaio laptop despite them not having success in over a decade

[@Crazybenbros8988]

If only Microsoft cared this much, They don’t care if people play the old games they only want you to play the new games on the newest console.

[@frankwunder8844]

I remember this being billed as a presentation about tech internals - but many streamers and news sites had comprehension issues or didn't want to read, so they fuelled the expectation that new games would be revealed. I thought it was funny the way Sony made fun of them.

[@GPrimeLives]

If it wasn't for the fact that I know that Mark is a very real person I might have thought this was some kind of AI generated video.

[@kyle21843]

this guy looks like he would be dana carveys older brother

[@Andy-qk4bl]

I go to sleep at night listening to this video.

[@MrJohnlennon007]

To those wondering, those are real people in the audience look at the 2 closer to the right around 23:40 and for the next minute or so, they move.

[@daboidownunda5299]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who watched the original video heaps of times cause it was asmr

[@lavalather1861]

This is freaking amazing.

[@greengirl4985]

This is so satisfying

[@kokomanation]

He is a scientist more than a speaker

[@xXxlLEGENDZlxXx]

That's Jim Rash in a wig, you can't convince me otherwise.

[@omegazjay]

Notice how they're talking about the PS5 instead of playing any games on it

[@picklegal1]

i was having a stressful day til i came across this video, honestly just what the doctor ordered 💖💖💖

[@jamesdorsey5503]

I always have to double check and make sure that’s not Dana Carvey

[@the_dudeabides]

From Wayne's World to PlayStation damn Garth

[@Dplaysitcool]

What AI home robots will sound like in the future.

[@michaellance5700]

The people who actually “have it” in their voice are the ones with what I call **wet** voices. Talking softer or giving it the old college try to artificially “alter” the voice just doesn’t get it. The ones who “have it” are the ones who are born with this **wet** sound in their voice. This guy has it, but not as much as a lot of other persons, both men and women.

[@Triplep1985]

I weirdly understand this. Well said

[@brucewayne3750]

100%. Gentle whispering, ASMRvelous, SashaASMR, etc have that voice. It's just that natural voice amplified mostly on S and T sounds.

[@michaellance5700]

Travis Harmon : Thanks, Travis. I tuned into both of these and really like them. Thanks again.

[@VeganCheeseburger]

This knocked me out 🥱😴

[@erniegutierrez410]

Even though the presentation was all PR lies but this is relaxing

[@ifonefan1147]

I now want to buy a PlayStation.

[@jamesmartinez9140]

Were not worthy of this ASMR garth

[@Ricky_1531]

PS5’s let’s go

[@AlexLawSG]

Where did the time go!? It's about to be 3 years in november since the PS5 released. I can't grip that 3 years passed let alone 4 since it was announced...

[@sckrawn]

Deadpool being sarcastic lol

[@SmokiesDen]

He makes me want a ps5 even though I don't play my PS4.

[@zakapholiac9377]

The fact that is is even a video that’s been reuploaded and titled unintentional ASMR is just so funny to me

[@mathewyoungblood2357]

Speech craft level :100

[@MohammedYounis-w6h]

Mark Cerny is console wars final boss

[@asecretone]

As an Xbot and an ASMRer, I support this.

[@theshadow-]

Great!

[@glakhmed]

Oh cool, Sony went out and hired Dana Carvey to do PR.

[@flimno]

ASMR from Dean Pelton

[@SkarzRazr]

I always thought his voice was great for asmr some of his other videos are better for this.

[@itsajoke532]

watch in 0.25 speed for best experience

[@Majorpain32677]

Thats why you write a script duh