When The Simp Stops Simping Season 3

[@shkrsimpson44]

" my platonic homie hours are from 12PM to 8PM" 😂

[@shkrsimpson44]

" setting my boundaries isn't being petty "

[@TheprophetDJ]

True words never spoken

[@TaguKhan]

"You trying to get ate after eight?"😂

[@mybedhas2wrongsides202]

“Can you not afford to leave my home” 😂

[@chrisroy2674]

Bro got me over here fumin' against whoever doin Theo dirty. That's how good he plays the characters.

[@andytoussaint3530]

When that shit started growling 💀😭

[@JonathanLong-id2jm]

😂😂

[@AcrossTheTable419]

“I’m getting a new couch.” This is AMAZING. But…I REALLY want to give Tammy a Stone Cold Stunner.

[@babyrion9684]

OH MY GOODNESS! IT'S ACROSS THE TABLE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

[@Oldiegoldie67]

Man this is where we need to be right now and going forward. I love it. Straight forward now chaser.

[@ThatBoyDaze]

The waterfall stopped and I went to get boba😂😂😂

[@no.1spidey-fan182]

2:29 "Nah you just brought yourself huh!?" That was GOLD😭🤣💀

[@SA-StoneKind]

Nah bruh, "blood kn my midnight navys" is diabolical.

[@Slimsloe724]

Ate after 8 is a killer line

[@richardmcmanus659]

Professor got the best series so far💯

[@Setton_Exile]

1:41 me and my female Friends have the Mutual agreement where we’ll both meet up at the Theatre if I get Tickets they get Snacks and We Switch off every time

[@TheprophetDJ]

The may last part was straight facts when you don’t give af about them that’s when they want you instead they need that validation

[@mybedhas2wrongsides202]

Season 3 Episode 8 was my favorite 😂 it’s the one that cuts deep.

[@llewellynmkhize4472]

Been following you for the longest haven't seen you on my tiktok fyp in very long time , glad i found here

[@davawntv8592]

Dawg, we need season 4 5 and 6. Thats how entertaining this is. Keep it up bruh

[@feywinterfox9630]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(deep breath for air) 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I KNOW he did not say America runs on cash and it flowed so naturally 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BlkAres]

Bro I watched these and felt every last one!!!!!😂

[@BigYu2020]

This is my first video of you, and honestly I gotta say it’s pretty funny.

[@gabrielbelmont6873]

I just started watching your videos damn bro you cold I approve this pettiness 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cinnocencesinema1100]

This whole series is FCKNG hilarious

[@ChillConservative2k15]

Yeah L take on women being able to sense ingenuine behavior from men. There is a reason why single motherhood is so high and it aint the men (mostly). The reality is that if you aren't attractive then whatever you do for her won't matter . Ideally you'd want to be the best of both worlds. Be able to knock a dude out and hold a baby minutes after. But if you have to pick one its better to just treat her like crap and if she leaves you wont feel bad about it as opposed to putting in effort and wondering why she didn't respect your effort.

[@joshuabrown2134]

Bingo. Why is this not liked

[@Tallgeese03]

"Can you not afford to leave my home, why'd you come??" Hilarious

[@must1004]

The ending started becoming a lil too real

[@moczs]

8:17 "Try Jesus, not me! 🎶" 💀😭

[@Raymix1000]

The last two pieces should be going viral

[@MyPrayingmantis]

This is brilliant 😊

[@AntioneKing-u9m]

I'm 35 . No kids not married. I'm just as savage some days.

[@joshuabrown2134]

🍻

[@marcelbyrd7745]

Every time somebody has to say they're a nice person they're not a nice person because that's something other people should always say about you you should never have to say it about yourself💯😅😅✊🏾15:13

[@HeavenlyLashay-eu7il]

EP 9 is a gem. He spoke rs

[@jordanglasper1064]

Lol just subscribed notifications bell on!!!

[@soundrogue4472]

18:35 I mean, you're not wrong; the problem with autism is having to be fake and mask a lot of the time.

[@joshuabrown2134]

You're awesome.. 🍻

[@Oldiegoldie67]

I like cold hard cash

[@lizoyd18]

Wait a minute 😅😅 you actually drove after she didn't venmo you

[@ithielpitt7525]

King shit😂😂😂

[@jojojohnson227]

Simp shit lol

[@theezenriarinze9203]

I kid you not a girl I took out for a kbbq who later after dry texting for like 2wks finally admitted she's no longer interested hmu outta the blue like yesterday asking if I had health insurance. Lmao these women really do exist these videos are based on true events.😂😂😂😂

[@datboygrims5547]

Bruh what? Health insurance?

[@theezenriarinze9203]

@@datboygrims5547 YESSSSSSSSSSS

[@jacobharris954]

You know what You know what You know what

[@ThatBoyDaze]

The fact that she didn’t tell you about me is…. Not my personal 😅

[@brianglenney8642]

Bro lost the plot at the end alol Most people only go to work because they are paid.

[@manniebradley3768]

Yeah you miss the point enjoy getting played tho

[@ddelacruz]

🤣👍🏼👍🏼

[@Bluest12]

👍😎👍

[@jojojohnson227]

Convo to a simp to another

[@jojojohnson227]

No she have a simp not a man lol

[@jojojohnson227]

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