When they pretend to be good at writing

[@Graenolf]

Thanks for watching! Follow me @Graenolf to help Bubba Chub in these hard times.

[@serana1460]

So I’ll be the first comment on this comment? Uhm.... something funny

[@Shinworu]

HMMMMM.....why am second in this comment...Idk why This video is my fav...

[@TheEsdaniel]

Bobba wobba chub chub!

[@trapperb6412]

@Graenolf top 5 potatoes in skyrim

[@kbrock9146]

We needed someone to continue on the Chub family name.

[@BryceEdwardBrown]

Glad we finally get to see how Graenolf writes his scripts with himself

[@jameskilgour387]

Ah but you fail to comprehend. The scripts merely oppugn with one another, whenceforth vehemently vying for supremacy within the dramatist's perturbed, ruptured psyche until one subjugates the other and vociferates "I am God", decimating its lifelong adversary and banishing it to the vacuum of impertinency.

[@J.J08]

@@jameskilgour387 e

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

James Kilgour at least I understood the intended sentence

[@emeralddraegon]

@@jameskilgour387 lol Nice. 😂

[@johnrayordas]

0:59 oyfum

[@DazHotep6EQUJ5]

World record for most never before spoken sentences.

[@BigBagl]

You really have no idea the limit of my power

[@olivegardensrestroom688]

Nice

[@yarugatyger1603]

I still think Shakespear wins that with all the words he invented!

[@cyruzrodrigo4075]

uwu I'm 1 thousandth like

[@WSGoals]

DirtyAether false, I believe a Donald Trump holds that record

[@poctordepper4269]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how well that was poorly written.

[@TheFremenChick]

It was so bad it was good.

[@sparks6177]

FremenChica I agree and I’m not a big believer that bad things can be so bad they are good

[@teageamusic2033]

He​ was​ so​ good​ at​ writing​ that​ he​ knew​ how​ to​ make​ it​ bad.​ His​ mastery​ over​ language​ had​ allowed​ him​ to​ truly​ express​ so​ very​ abstract thoughts​ that​ we​ never​ dared think​ of.​ He​ has​ challenge​d​ our​ very​ understand​ing​ of​ life​ and​ death​ through​ the​ means​ of​ art.​ Sometimes​ life​ is​ just​ so​ complicated​ and​ point​less​ that​ you​ cant​ understand​ the​ story​ or​ meaning​ behind​ it, but​ once​ you​ peel off​ the​ layers one​ by​ one, then​ you​ begin​ to​ see​ how​ Important​ it​ is​ to​ let​ go​ of​ things​ that​ dont​ add​ meaning​ to​ your​ life.​ Damn​ hes​ a​ genius

[@cxirose2006]

If you know how to be good, then you should also know how to be bad

[@tonediaster]

Mr penny exactly

[@KALioness910]

“My mistake. I slept with the curtains again” 😂

[@HeyItsCharlie]

I was gonna comment on that 😂

[@remnantsofkigol98]

These are confusing times

[@bobcricket4873]

could be construed as drape.

[@johncaseles6301]

Last night i just saw a comment that had 666 likes. And right now this comment has 666 likes. Im like wtf

[@TheCatgirl]

hyojin?

[@realkingofantarctica]

**reads the dictionary once** _”You know, I’m somewhat of a poet myself”_

[@sebastianyu5383]

Yeet.

[@ModernBladesmith]

if you read the whole dictionary, you need to be on a watchlist

[@KalilIllinois]

Thou knoweth, I mayhaps be a pursuers of the verbal arts myself

[@LandelRey]

Well, the dictionary is quite lengthy

[@yarugatyger1603]

@@LandelRey Add a thesaurus to that and be evermore enlightened in the options you have....

[@salt8044]

And that's when his father yelled, *"I am death incarnate."* XD

[@meumundosecreto7694]

This hit me

[@konradknapa1564]

Bubba chub vociferated to his father " I wonder if my socks will stay dry." Graenlof 18th Dec 2019

[@surekhaahlawat6068]

OYFUM

[@polipix_]

good fucking job, you said a quote from the video. that must have taken so much effort and thought

[@konradknapa1564]

@@polipix_ yo calm down that was over a year ago

[@pulkitkishore5297]

i think you mean 19th December

[@deanwalker6258]

Bruh why did the house pull his pants off though.

[@kyle18934]

To show dominance, and no one likes to fight others not wearing pants

[@griffincappin8567]

Sometimes ya just gotta let the boys breathe

[@timetraveller4336]

When I read this I just think of Blink 182

[@theconfusedvampire]

There is a painting that exists of two Victorian women dueling topless over a floral arrangement. Who knows why anyone does anything?

[@maggielin71]

Cuz why not

[@gemgem5233]

English teacher: your witing could be better Me: *grabs thesaurus* now, what is the longest word i can change 'and' into

[@bookworm_of_heaven]

gem gem literally me

[@alejandroquesada]

Furthermore

[@daokopiano8721]

Alejandro Quesada I immediately thought of furthermore, always felt so sophisticated when using it in English class (but in all honesty I’m a dumb-dumb)

[@redraven123]

@@daokopiano8721 What your comment should be if you were truly an intellectual: I forthwith placed my attention upon the word 'Furthermore'. It consistently made me perceive the feeling of sophistication, composure, and eloquence. Albeit I am in all truthfulness quite the lummox.

[@daokopiano8721]

Yah Yeet yeeea .. lummox is a bit harsh though ey?

[@_asleep9164]

When you're trying to impress your middle school teacher.

[@greylazovalcarcel5394]

@Jack Thomason Past me did not come here to be attacked like this

[@wayysound]

...and it was all a dream!

[@leonasnake]

"it's enough to make me alarmed!" *"You aren't a chair"*

[@lightertaylor6333]

"Oh, the young boy?" *zoom* "Bubbachub."

[@jaxusr235]

“Bubbachub? That’s a characters name?”

[@oceanblueanimations4739]

@FireFruit r/cursedcomments

[@valendir1]

Ayubbabbubchubbabubb

[@TheGemGoddess]

I relate a lot to ayub-bub-bubba-chub

[@madhbh]

That first sentence tho was actually a good start to a humor novel lmao

[@nht3892]

I would read that😆

[@peanutbutter4741]

..Sure

[@king_worm2144]

Sounded like the opening to a Terry Pratchett novel

[@FuraFaolox]

Sounds like the beginning of a Monty Python film

[@Tofublob]

I agree

[@SundryConfetti]

“OK yeah I think I’m understanding this now. You’re writing a fanfiction of beauty and the beast.” “ Um... no.” “ oh really? Because your curtains just had a midlife crisis.” I love this so much

[@woahcravy]

I saw this comment right when it said that 😂

[@teneal6764]

@@woahcravy same 😂

[@MerkhVision]

That wouldve made the story make a lot more sense lol I was thinking along the same lines before the character said it

[@stupendoushorrendous8258]

It's 2:39 AM and when I saw that part I let out a yelp of laughter that I fear woke up my entire family. Either that or inserted a chihuahua in their dream. I'm not even kidding, that is the sound that came out of my body.

[@HS-bs1pv]

the moment he said "the lantern dancing" I was like Lumiere???

[@jessicavieira1698]

Me writing fanfiction when I was 11 vs me now

[@hkqtt]

Jéssica Vieira dude so spot on lmao

[@bookworm_of_heaven]

„When they pretend to be good at writing“ Way ahead of ya calling me out like that

[@warriormadman]

yikers its okay bro I'm with you

[@rubyrose0153]

Same

[@death.noneexistentchannel5797]

Down the Neil Gaiman rabbit hole!

[@lemmein3065]

When I try to get a good grade in my honors English class

[@kousetsuhana]

"..but... he hollered it. Vociferously." XD

[@virtueisdead]

_“Even the moon was like: ‘To what's up with all the subjugation that's happening with you guys right now?’”_

[@-leezha-]

When you go from a really good burst of writing inspiration to absolute writer's block, so you just abuse your thesaurus and hope for the best

[@rymle]

Relatable

[@lizziemalfoy6219]

“The sun shined relentlessly” makes me think of the teletubbies sun baby making an angry face

[@SMya-xk3jr]

😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@nins7457]

👶🏻🌞🤗😂lol now I can’t stop thinking about the Teletubbies sun baby looking mad while he reads his skit.🤣

[@liahamilton8931]

Hahahahaaaa🤣🤣

[@lenag3329]

фhahah

[@69KFIZZLE]

Hahaha the teletubbies scared the hell out of me.

[@Killer_Turnip]

This went from "the floor is lava" to "holy what the shit" very expeditiously.

[@de_soot]

"Your curtain just had a mid-life crisis." XD

[@bilbobagginsbub]

me literally doing my degree in creative writing and english aka pure shite ahahah

[@magosmarechferracioli1128]

So... future McDonalds manager, then?

[@bilbobagginsbub]

@@magosmarechferracioli1128 definitely on my way to flipping some patties at this rate.

[@bilbobagginsbub]

@Drinker_Of_ Milk it's just for shits and giggles really

[@bilbobagginsbub]

@Drinker_Of_ Milk i pay and im going to be in debt for a long time but at least im doing something i enjoy. ive not decided what exactly it is i want to do after i get my degree but im sure it won't be as shit as u think, thanks for ur concern though xoxoxoxo

[@noellebell8364]

@Drinker_Of_ Milk Not all degrees are a cash thing. I cant stand wasting money as much as the next person. But this isnt wasting. The person clearly enjoys writing and has worked to study it, so who cares. Just because the rest of us are chasing things in the pursuit of financial security doesnt mean that they can't chase knowledge.

[@arbington]

“Vociferatously” in the thumbnail bugged me so much I had to watch. Also please finish this novel. “It certainly is vivid.”

[@motorhorn]

Disclaimer - No thesauruses were harmed in the making of this skit.

[@yikes2540]

Wow... I genuinely really want to read this book

[@Undiluted_Liquid]

same man

[@commanderbacon6426]

Every person who read this book would double their vocabulary.

[@biggSHNDO]

Commander Bacon ... Sextuple.

[@Solrex_the_Sun_King]

Shawn Daniels googolplextuple!

[@Alex-fc8xn]

It honestly reminds me of a really bad Steven king book written under an alias.

[@JoaoEsquivo]

Literature teachers after watching this video: "Man... that's deep!"

[@emilyvbr1878]

Lit teachers: now write a 3 page essay on the symbolism of the end table

[@Kelly-um5jm]

omg that's too funny

[@feedantimageglhf1821]

ahh yes, I love the Biblical allusions with the curtains mimicking Joseph's robe of many colors and how it was just Chub carrying on the family name despite the house taking his clothes from him

[@mariesummers.]

Lit Teachers: What foreshadowing preceded the reveal that Bubba Chub's father is death incarnate?

[@L20-r8h]

When he said precipatious that hit like a truck

[@masonw1155]

When you write like brain Griffin

[@KapybaraKSP]

@@johnoswald7573 fuck off

[@ileaddeaths]

John Oswald sure won’t. Thanks for warning me though

[@issh1n]

@@KapybaraKSP what did john Oswald say

[@typhoon5150]

insane I would also like to know

[@Banana-Boi]

I wanna know too.

[@sebastianyu5383]

“Eat, skeet, yeet, repeat.” The peak of the English language

[@lordodysseus]

I'm convinced Graenolf is a program run by the simulators because some of the stuff he makes is uncomfortably relatable.

[@Hellothere-vr9um]

Why does he always look like he's going to burst into tears any moment now?

[@reiss2522]

This was how season 8 of game of thrones was written 😂😂😂

[@rabiahhamid6548]

This is better writing Actually I think it's the same format XD

[@NuNaKri]

TRUE xD

[@oogieboogie4482]

*"and that's when the house stood up and took its pants off"* beautiful!

[@keiths2902]

Ok but that was genuinely well-paced, well-sounding writing in the middle

[@mariekat3361]

Honestly I want this guy to narrate all audiobooks

[@theone5726]

“I am death incarnate” - dad

[@M3RS.]

He lost it at the end. Couldn't hold the words in.

[@mastacat1]

Just when you think the story is going one way it completely flipped. Love it

[@s-aga]

3:14 _graenolf 1: okay, yeah, i think i’m understanding this now. you’re writing a fanfiction of beauty and the beast_ _graenolf 2: um.. no._ _graenolf 1: oh really? because your curtains just had a midlife crisis_

[@RedtheMudkip]

Bubba Chub sounds like the name of a Morrowind character

[@Darth_Supaku]

Jhib

[@poldoll5683]

I was thinking more like Star Wars

[@Darth_Supaku]

@@poldoll5683 Bubba Chub the Hut

[@SeventhSilhouette]

every time one of my friends had written a story, i was there to tear it apart with my little red pen.

[@dealva_4152]

i completely lost it when the house took off his pants and started beating up other houses

[@pryordevine3855]

I love when the dad said, "I am become death incarnate" or something to that effect, and the other character was like, "there it is. The reason I'm going to kill myself"

[@xXSakuraTearsXx]

I _used_ to be a *writer* like you but then I took a house’s pants to the _knee._ The house just tore them off and it was all like _wham_ and _bam_ and _wham!_ I was minding my own business too; sleeping with the curtains, *as one does.* The disgruntlement was so great within my chest drum that it started _twerking;_ almost as earnestly as if it were but a bar-maiden from Solitude. Then I *vociferated* _esoterically,_ *“You think you know a mansion!”* That’s when the -khaj- - _cat_ -flew- - _fell_ off the -moun- - _roof_ from the intense and loud -thu’um- - _fear!_ _Yes._ That is how I lost my *Wabbajack.* _The End_

[@hiryuusanzo6308]

Ayy Sheogorath quest.

[@miapotvin3396]

Lovely. I stopped using my Wabbajack after it healed my enemy

[@xXSakuraTearsXx]

Mia Potvin, That is a definite bummer. It’s still fun to play with on weaker enemies though I think. lol

[@miapotvin3396]

Loclyn LaBorde lol yea or civilians if there aren’t any guards nearby

[@erenyeager3829]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh what is this

[@hannahfox3582]

The last few lines is me when I'm having a stroke

[@inidavies9469]

"Bubachub's socks inhaled with fear"🤣🤣

[@samarrafrazier2088]

I just love how other Graenolf slowly and surely accepts his fate "death incarnate" lol

[@ArasPundys]

That was a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key is Graenolf.

[@tempodopop5571]

I actually love the line about running along the furniture (the imagery was great) and the curtains dreading life as bed spreads is just art.

[@Graenolf]

🙃

[@Steve8K]

You know he's a good novelist when curtains are have a mid life crisis, Houses wear pants and the author of this fine book can't even pronounce the words he's using 😂

[@bettertelevision968]

Classy “My mistake. I slept with the curtains again” love it 😁😁😁😁

[@cynister7384]

That books feels like a fever dream and honestly, I would 100% read that.

[@elenabauer1151]

Your videos always seem like they're going in one direction, before veering into another dimension altogether. I love it. Never stop.

[@shakatapuramshrividya1148]

“It was a dark and stormy few nights except for that one night in the middle when everyone was like ‘that’s nice’” can lowkey be the beginning of an Adam Douglas book and I wouldn’t bat an eye

[@Bashobozo]

This is what my fiction reads like at 4am and I'm high out my mind.

[@speedy-gonzalex4627]

Me proofreading my own writing

[@ColorlessAngelz]

I USE BIG WORDS IN MY WRITING AND THIS MADE ME INSECURE.

[@TMNTLeague]

This is my favorite of all of your videos. Whenever I’m having a bad day, I always think of a house standing up and taking his pants off.....

[@Graenolf]

Reading this provides me with ample jubilation and rapture.

[@TMNTLeague]

@@Graenolf May the words of my mouth and the meditation of my heart please you my Lord.

[@lionspride4821]

"Vociferatously" Me - "What??"

[@StormingSummer]

This man looks like the child of Pyrocinical and Tom Holland

[@Ixe2077]

What a fucking combo, LMAO

[@potatopie8593]

I've never seen a comment so accurate like this before

[@jamesa.646]

Omfg this was all my highschool papers ughhh

[@Darth_Supaku]

*Oyfum

[@selestielwolf7949]

I what I would do was make my letters slightly long so instead of taking up half the line it was on it halfway took up the one below it.

[@Darth_Supaku]

@@selestielwolf7949 you're a different kind of vilan

[@branoss04]

Ah yes curtains having mid life crises I love when that happens

[@lucasnicht3347]

the writing is actually pretty funny, should write a book graenolf

[@asterisque9252]

"Your curtains just had a mIdLiFe cRisIs"

[@milk6808]

It was going so well until the house started peeing on the other houses.

[@valshades6515]

*English teacher has entered the chat* English Teacher: Now whats the meaning of chubb

[@idgiveyoumynameifihadone5075]

I for one think this is perfect. This is a perfect story. *The* perfect story.

[@xx8140]

omg the moment he makes that disappointed face, right when the house takes off its pants, i can't

[@emeralddraegon]

"Your curtains just had a mid-life crisis" lol 😂 Dude, that cracked me up. I've read -or started to read- some stories like this.

[@OroborOSX11]

I died at the very end at the incomprehensibly rambling diction. 😂

[@saifmohammed9070]

Oh so this is what english teachers want

[@livfowler8100]

i actually choked on triscuits while watching this and was scared for my life

[@rias9766]

This is an exact representation of what's going on in my head.

[@stickers1539]

When he said “bubbachub’s socks inhaled with fear” I felt that 👊😔

[@CJ_Carpenter]

Finally someone expressed what is happening in my brain on a regular basis.

[@ljbertini713]

As a writer, this is the best thing I’ve ever seen. 😂

[@divinityworsham3925]

“Your curtains just had a midlife crisis...” 😂

[@skylerhill9581]

Literally lost it at "I am death incarnate!"

[@somethingknight8710]

That plot twist in the story oh my lord

[@TheAutumnMemories]

This is my favorite Graenolf skit!!!

[@thefoxthing-9116]

Best skit so far!! I was drinking water at 4:56 and I chocked on the water from laughing so hard!

[@TedDidntDoThat]

Did anyone else see the 'Oyfum' word on his finger tip at 0:59 It sure got me!

[@alyasvielpalmer4705]

didnt see it. thanks!

[@bookworm_of_heaven]

Lol

[@TheEsdaniel]

Oyfum i saw

[@jumanayasser2569]

i did lol

[@ForeverCacti]

He used too much personification 🤣😂

[@xencemusic]

This dud is a legend

[@michaelb5620]

I love how KZbin just breaks

[@danakelly-love4137]

I can not stop laughing. Every video leaves me in such awe of your unique, creative, clever and humorous mind. Kinda obsessed over here...

[@dreamydood_]

Okay but I actually love the story

[@mr.midgardville]

I hate it when my curtains just keep screeching in terror at night when i need to sleep. Apparently they "SAW something" moving outside...pfff

[@MerkhVision]

The “editor” at the end was like “yesss my son....you have learned welll” lmfao

[@eunice22.]

When he said “sometimes they creak” I cried 😩

[@UCeagle79]

This man needs to write for the next elder scrolls game. Also everyone go watch his apex legends video. Its his best writing.

[@izstrella]

I appreciate how it seems there is a blanket behind you acting as a curtain throughout this. XD

[@ligmaqueen6993]

What do half of these words mean, I really thought I have the nerve to say I’m good at English

[@sweetgrimm]

First of all, amazing! You have really captured the inner conversation between myself as I write my stories. Wait. “Impertinent domiciles” I’m really having to sit on that.

[@jessicablechman]

I learned some new words today..

[@brunokjellberg7794]

your acting always gets me XD keep up the good work love you my dude

[@blackbirdsfly]

I just came back to this channel after so long. Used to watch all of the gaming videos and now you are the embodiment of meme cukture and modern humor. Keep up the great work my dude!