When You Crush Every Object Known To Man

[@tuxedophoenix4254]

Every object in this game is extremely dangerous, and can attack at any moment. Thankfully DF is there to deal with it.

[@npiper]

I THINK you mean, "𝐹𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝐴𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 Evory ohbyet heer ees xtremly dan-jo-rus and may atak at any time, so we moos deal whit dem."

[@jezze2293]

​@@npiperne pitää hoidella ennenku ne ehtii hyökkää

[@wejwyj2230]

Gotta love how seemingly the dev translated everything else and then just went fuck it and left the objectives untranslated from polish

[@Floegz]

fr still i love seing poland anywhere

[@kubaii29]

I had a mental freeze when I saw Polish word while watching video in English. Took me a second to process 😂

[@RandomBloonStuff]

Poland is everywhere and I love it

[@Mr_hand294]

It means “things” btw

[@rishi_hemanth_kumar_aralak7826]

Only DF can make a simple crushing game fun, addictive and violent.

[@reus5168]

Exactly

[@adumbfurry7036]

And make it into a satisfying ASMR

[@didge69420]

Graystillplays: *MAXIMUM PENETRATICUS*

[@elenashmeleva192]

@@didge69420 hehe yes

[@KediriMunyuks]

​@@didge69420 no it's *MAXIMUS PENETRATUS*

[@tybois74]

"Every piece of wood out there is it's own piece of wood. It's gonna shatter the way it wants to shatter." -DF, 2023 This is oddly wholesome. :)

[@Itstheguyfromfortnite.1]

He always makes the strange mobile games seem fun 😂 Good video!

[@damiankorczak9228]

I like how the destroy list is in polish

[@cantlivewifoutme35]

I won't lie for the past few years of watching your channel. I've come to realize I waste time on these kinds of games as well for no reason at all other than just wanting to see what's next 😂😂. Might be one reason why I'm completely addicted to watching your videos (the small hiatus you took felt like a Togashi hiatus iykyk).

[@czornykaczuch]

that Zniszcz weirdo is acctualy polish word for destroy

[@blandoatmeal1273]

14:30 the hydraulic press channel was also incredibly surprised about how strong glass balls are. The biggest one they did took about 69 tonnes to break!

[@glynn4216]

"Welcome to hodraulic press channel". I love that guy

[@Faeree]

I thought the glass ball was super strong because it was a dragon ball but apparently glass balls are just strong in general. Either way df not knowing it's a dragon ball made me laugh for some reason

[@reus5168]

Every video df makes brings a smile to my face

[@nuka-cetylene323]

Just what I needed for my birthday! I like this channel!

[@paincalledliving]

Heavy Finnish accent: "Annnd, here we go."

[@neilgunsteen6419]

Nobody: DF: *plays a game with two downloads for our entertainment*

[@madeby100]

You’re videos are so good and I know I am not the only one that thinks that

[@that_dude7268]

If I had one In real life I'd probably go broke from just buying things to crush

[@jellyboom9981]

The fact that this guy can make a entertaining video out of a boring and simple mobile game, is beyond ridiculous😂

[@harrisong3386]

The glass ball looks like its supposed to be a dragon ball from DBZ

[@thenemesis7114]

Watching this video at night is one of the worst experiences i had, the sound of the press more than one time made me stop the video because i tought there was a mosquito and i was going mad trying to understand where it was

[@sigjay]

Now THIS is a hydraulic press channel I can get behind.

[@ladyalicent705]

Just finished watching a DF video to find he uploaded another one! Sweet!

[@djmintyfreshful]

This man has found his bread and butter with incremental clickers

[@7_hq123]

(Quick update, I still haven’t revised for my exams and DF is not helping)

[@lilbrandon1987]

Wait, that's no ordinary glass ball...

[@swiftness5815]

my sleep schedule is back again

[@rawnernoc]

Fajnie fajnie szczegolnie "zniszcz" i " odbierz nagrodę"

[@chloemik]

Appreciate how you make videos daily, don't be afraid to take a break.

[@dontage815]

Why did my mind instantly go to "crush a baby" when I saw the vid

[@Quotes_redpill]

Polish words in this game, are making me crazy. Good video anyway

[@Pleasant_duck]

You should play 20 minuets till dawn, the endless mode would be good for your type of video or just the normal, also swords and souls:reborn would be really fun to watch you play!

[@MugiwaraLuffy-]

This man is the reason I love money

[@CarJul666]

The end!😂

[@BetterOnCaffeine]

I didnt know you could squish those things😮

[@pompey333]

I was surprised he didn't call the glass ball a dragonball.

[@theaccountant666]

c'mon there is already the "Hydraulic Press Channel". ⛄

[@danitho]

Someone really made a hydraulic press game?!

[@wojciechdabrowski1043]

Game here just to confuse everyone by random polish text

[@loganlogon3720]

0:55 Starting to wonder if DF might be related to Gallagher.🤔

[@MoTioNzRYU]

Glass Ball Clearly never watched DBZ

[@TBESKXTTLESGT]

1:07 Did anyone notice it said "zniszcz" for the things you need to break. Does that mean df is polish?

[@NERFGENGU]

“I like bananas” 😋 “MOOPPL “

[@qsmlj]

The "zniszcz" on the right is in my language! It means "destroy" (imperative) in Polish

[@naty8646]

So many consonants, polish is a truly unique language

[@jordancambridge4106]

The hydraulic press broke when drying to crush your mom.

[@wilfredoaviles6959]

14:18

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF. You can make any game look fun. And violent.

[@TMD_Awake]

The universe, if u had a press big enough

[@bob-yb5gz]

Chat is this valid!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Sequilz]

He said 3 corn when it was 2 😂

[@albertgreene313]

I wonder if the hydraulic press KZbin channel knows their whole think minus the Dutch accent has been made into a mobile game

[@velarswood]

Warch out hydraulic press channel. Once this guy gets one your donzo

[@darknessburns2237]

I'm in school dangerouslyfunny.

[@TatianaShmelevaa]

Hehe school can wait😂

[@michellegatchell5025]

I hate only one thing I love every thing else why when you have enough for an object to buy upgrades it annoys me but that’s my opinion and I wanted to say since I noticed it on every video from you. I hope you didn’t take this as hate but I wanted to say it for a while, bye!

[@mraxel1282]

Lol, kto ogarnął że gra jest Polska po "zniszcz" lub "odbierz nagrodę" like PS. Tu jest sekcja Polskich komentarzy XD

[@pahowitzer446]

This game's final boss should be that old nokia phone

[@Jesseperez05]

14:20 A GLASS BALL??

[@Cool_Gamerz98753]

You make my day❤❤

[@maxsiu0648]

Less go polish words im happy

[@diablo4624]

Why is translation in that game part polish?

[@AquaMidget]

why is a smartphone as difficult to crush as a log, let alone a brick?

[@wilfredoaviles6959]

Theres a goku reference!!!!!!!!!!

[@herbatka642]

Polish game kekw

[@imperlast2]

i wonder if this will end up getting reced to the channel Hydraulic Press or there viwers

[@tnorki]

"Zniszcz" on the right means "destroy" in Polish. Is DF Polish?

[@MorTiQts]

the dev didnt translate this

[@Krystal_Gaming_]

Ive literally played this game years ago bc i was bored lmao

[@sandwicat]

Hes destructive videos are out of the world lol

[@TatianaShmelevaa]

*DESTROY*

[@SammySarven]

Why, tf, there are "zniszcz"??????? MY BRAIN HAD AN ERROR FOR A DAMN SECOND, THEN I REALIZE I'M NOT WATCHING POLISH VID EVEN IF THERE IS ENGLISH AUDIO THE WHOLE TIME HOLY FUCK

[@Nonecares123]

I renember 2 episodes from DragonBall and the glass ball is a DragonBall :T

[@MadMango772]

Only 188 comments WHAT

[@arnoboshoff5279]

You should try playing Rise of Kingdoms

[@chinatsu4488]

1:01 polish word zniszcz = destroy

[@alikos4528]

i'm confused why this game is half english - half polish but still happy

[@robertm4486]

Same

[@adas-nn8fh]

POLSKA GUROM

[@Tepsu]

My ADHD is now satisfied

[@grandgojira5485]

Singular Point lore:

[@chhywhy1]

you are the only youtuber that makes funny vids and pumps them out daily❤ keep up the grind🎉

[@unknownexponential]

That "glass ball" is a dragon ball from dragon ball z, lol.

[@grootboy145]

This is Im-press-Ive hehe

[@smileyjay690]

Sick!

[@zacjudhud990]

first good job!!!

[@pizzaguy_]

Hopefully you get better soon, sending my prayers 🌹

[@TatianaShmelevaa]

@@pizzaguy_ was that a joke or you really don’t understand that he’s not sick, in this context “sick” has the same meaning as “cool”?

[@pizzaguy_]

@@TatianaShmelevaa ...it was a horrible attempt at being funny.

[@TatianaShmelevaa]

@@pizzaguy_ oh then it was not that horrible, you have my like!

[@KaCing818]

Day 59 of asking df to play oligarchy

[@TatianaShmelevaa]

Oh wow how did you get such a big day count?

[@apollowilliams1158]

I like N8 and how he edits the videos I like his sence of humer,

[@judithh4521]

So satisfying to watch😫

[@jayyrod1]

You want a press that crushes molecules? Silly DF! The objects you're crushing are MADE of molecules😂

[@Enter_a_name69]

Its not his fault its not his fault its not his fault

[@SpoonMaster69475]

why the quest menu on the rigth has a little bit polish

[@StopMotion-]

How is he making simple and pretty dumb games so entertaining

[@10101m]

Yes

[@rifaldihabibi8135]

Hai

[@gamer-di8mq]

ty polak

[@shinyumberoncat8076]

Why does the glass ball look like a dragon ball or is it the dragon ball

[@incrediblebat]

N8 is king

[@Kenya_Berry]

What did one velociraptor say to other? We look nothing alike

[@cookielover3218]

Keep up the great work 😄👍

[@Explodingrock11]

No

[@Mishanya442]

Cool!

[@astraoutlight]

The way DF is playing a mobile game on PC is blue stacks 5

[@theorybreathing9684]

The real question:Can it break a Nokia phone?

[@LuciferMorningstar666-THEDEVIL]

how do you play these games on pc that are only on phone what app do you use if you do and what is the best settings for it

[@firestar5512]

Nice you know pl language

[@RacsoplaysW]

He may not be pregnant be still delivered the vidios

[@pizzaguy_]

best joke in the comments

[@TatianaShmelevaa]

@@pizzaguy_ don’t forget, your joke is funny too!

[@pizzaguy_]

@@TatianaShmelevaa we meet again

[@TatianaShmelevaa]

@@pizzaguy_ yes

[@Joooooolo]

Zniszcz? 👀 🇵🇱

[@Noahgaming-mh8pj]

Brake the sun

[@okaribou9945]

american mfs watching that video: WTF WHAT IS A KILOS WHY AREN4T THEY SAYIN POUND PLEASE HELP ME