“I feel like I’m getting a chance to build you up from the dirt” would’ve killed me😭😭
@drehardin2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@adrianchandler78532 жыл бұрын
She meant to hurt him! 😂😂😂
@KidChameleonrox2 жыл бұрын
“Your biggest flex is your personality” if she say this, pack your bags bro lmaoooo.
@fhutturtle78082 жыл бұрын
This cracked me up
@lostoutside71952 жыл бұрын
Lol I think that's a good thing
@lynnt22392 жыл бұрын
I don’t think that’s necessarily a bad thing. Because as you age you may lose your looks but your personality will stay the same most of the time
@nextheemcee2 жыл бұрын
@@lynnt2239 bruh talking bout the future 😂😂 like sir we're in the present
@KidChameleonrox2 жыл бұрын
@@lynnt2239 lol it’s not a bad thing bro , it’s a bad thing when that’s the only thing nice she has to say about you fr. Please rewatch the video 🤣.
@TheDemonThorn2 жыл бұрын
"how DUSTY your outfit be" bro this is where i started smiling lol. she really emphasized dusty
@Peresphone2 жыл бұрын
This is a PSA for all dusties😂 everything she said was dusty vs her guys who have a bag
@roderickharris68372 жыл бұрын
She is honest but slow at comprehending how she thrashing your self-esteem mentally. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DPAnime14152 жыл бұрын
Bros confidence was shattered, he's not talking to nobody anymore
@upncoming55452 жыл бұрын
“My barber had COVID” had me dead lol
@Draw4Dame2 жыл бұрын
That voice crack after too, bro was done
@theelement62552 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@KennyMaximum2 жыл бұрын
@@Draw4Dame How y'all be hearing voice cracks, I ain't hear shit. I must need new ears or something.
@Draw4Dame2 жыл бұрын
@@KennyMaximum It wasn’t during a word it was at the end of one, harder to hear but it was a funny as$ detail
@adrianchandler78532 жыл бұрын
Did y’all see the video with him at his barber’s funeral??? 🤣🤣🤣
@mustang95492 жыл бұрын
I was sitting there waiting on him to hang up. I would’ve never let it get that far 🤦🏾♂️😂
@FIREcrochethairstyles2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@saber37192 жыл бұрын
Right!?
@MaloverseBeats2 жыл бұрын
Yo for real 😂😭
@dante72312 жыл бұрын
No cap 🧢 😂
@mikok21ify2 жыл бұрын
😂😂 I'd be like .. bit** you don't even have a car stfu * click* next broad 💀
@kniviz5102 жыл бұрын
She was off the chain with those backhanded compliments 🤣
@pnklukyduky2 жыл бұрын
For real tho 😂😂😂
@dreamshakejones48782 жыл бұрын
“You just walk around with that shrimp” is NUTS
@spendmoneykwam2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@pureintellectualbeing35752 жыл бұрын
pun intended
@robliberachi Жыл бұрын
Literally
@dbdquatrvp2 жыл бұрын
The Fact That You Stayed On The Phone After The Homeless Vibes Is Wild To Me 🤣🤣🤣😂
@toogie93302 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Patrick_Irving2 жыл бұрын
Man, the confidence she had in reading her lines without a stutter...👌🤣
@pureintellectualbeing35752 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 had a nigga laughing at 4am
@rich7636902 жыл бұрын
WHAT LINES........................THAT CAME FROM THE HART!.............
@adrianchandler78532 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure they had to go over this multiple times!!!
@JRidge472 жыл бұрын
My girl told me that I was “handsome in my own way” when we first start talking. I’ve been questioning everything for the last 2 years. 😂
@CptJumper2 жыл бұрын
Unlucky bro
@rosewitnes17932 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@kaigrier13982 жыл бұрын
Yooooo 🤣🤣🤣
@n8george2 жыл бұрын
Oof
@CBQReview2 жыл бұрын
A bitch told me that one time. I was so vex 😭
@TheBballlover112 жыл бұрын
She straight roasting him 🔥
@surfingtangents22292 жыл бұрын
😂
@leekThaone2 жыл бұрын
“idk , You just look different” Naw bro should of knew it was a red flag when she said that😂
@RainPhoenixTilla2 жыл бұрын
😂 she didn't have to do him like that. Those insults were so heavy I'm like damn do you like him or not 🤣
@z.t.94912 жыл бұрын
That was straight up a violation
@DrSwazz2 жыл бұрын
she didn't read him his rights beforehand
@shyro762 жыл бұрын
The disrespect gets stronger and stronger every skit
@RainPhoenixTilla2 жыл бұрын
Facts tho he turned the insults up to 12 on this one 😂
@azca.2 жыл бұрын
crying over a woman tho..? oh hell nah ✌
@goofpaxk2oo12 жыл бұрын
his skits get more real 🤣💪🏾
@kirmunna7622 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
@comedygold80552 жыл бұрын
Ikr when is dude gone learn😂 probably why toxic guy appeared😂
@LonghornsLegend2 жыл бұрын
It was her turn. She was due to absolutely blowtorch your character after all them toxic phonecalls💀💀
@BiryaniLover3652 жыл бұрын
for real, this is the continuity right here 😆
@larryjake77832 жыл бұрын
Nah this the man she blowtorched before Toxic Niles... Toxic Niles would never take this level of insult, NEVA LOL
@SageBijeaux2 жыл бұрын
no seriously
@SippingVino2 жыл бұрын
This is the call that created toxic niles
@elliottstevens71682 жыл бұрын
Not the same character
@BiryaniLover3652 жыл бұрын
That lady is a CEO of backhanded compliments 😆
@tox1cshoot3r162 жыл бұрын
the second she calls it a shrimp imma hang up and ghost that whale 💯 %
@surfingtangents22292 жыл бұрын
😭🤣
@thereisonlycis35662 жыл бұрын
Shoulda been gone by homeless vibe
@kevkoning90652 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it hit close to home
@DrSwazz2 жыл бұрын
Shoulda been gone by "you look different"
@sterlingarcher71012 жыл бұрын
@@kingdavidpsalm1448 Grower not a shower gang. It’s lit asf bc the surprise on their face when they realize it gets a lot bigger🤣🤣
@lundonlundon40972 жыл бұрын
I BURST OUT LAUGHING WHEN HE STARTED CRYING 🤣🤣🤣
@malcolmlovett31002 жыл бұрын
“My barber got Covid” I felt that in my soul🤦🏾♂️
@dsierraa2 жыл бұрын
BRO WAITED AN ENTIRE YEAR?!😭😭😭😭😭that shit killed me
@44RXN Жыл бұрын
‘Kindah like a homeless vibe’ is crazy 😂
@suprxmefire94972 жыл бұрын
by the time she said “the guys i usually date” i would of hung up
@thelegacyofgaming29282 жыл бұрын
LOL, you the last pick for sure, that hits hard
@wanda01141 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@Eli-akad Жыл бұрын
Yea I got too much self respect for ts🤣🤦🏾♂️
@enigmatic82806 ай бұрын
Yup. Her type don't change. Her options do.
@imniceyaknow2 жыл бұрын
“A HOMELESS VIBE”?!!! NAHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭
@RainPhoenixTilla2 жыл бұрын
As soon as a woman says " I've never felt this way about anyone before" straight up Cap 🤣 and how are you going to compliment him and insult him at the same time. Do you like him or not 🤣
@zizoushifty14832 жыл бұрын
She like the idea of him, controllable and easy to move on from.
@RainPhoenixTilla2 жыл бұрын
@@zizoushifty1483 right tho! Did you hear those insults bro those cut deep 🤣
@KingStr0ng2 жыл бұрын
"I want that confidence like you--- walkin' around with that shrimp". 💀💀💀
@tvman2502 жыл бұрын
When you realize she wasn’t complimenting you, but was just providing reasons why she’s leaving.
@majoraxx24272 жыл бұрын
2:41 that “WAIT!” took me out 🤣🤣💀
@dapo35382 жыл бұрын
She said “ I’m not done roasting” 😂😂😭
@LQQPMASTER19982 жыл бұрын
YOOOOO LMFAO
@bigschocolate2 жыл бұрын
"You don't gotta keep goin" self esteem in shambles 😭😂
@dapo35382 жыл бұрын
This is her getting revenge on Niles for always gaslighting and manipulating her 😂😂😭💀
@Goatonomics2 жыл бұрын
@3:35 that cry yoooo he killing these skits lol
@ShysteSnipez2 жыл бұрын
The behind the head angle makes this so much funnier 😂
@Dyane6292 жыл бұрын
STAUUUUP……!!! I was thinking the same thing! Niles is truly genius. Scene looks basic enough but with the dialogue makes it devastating & hilarious. 😭
@clairethando Жыл бұрын
I know right 😂😂
@slim_imhim29442 жыл бұрын
“You just walk around with that shrimp 🍤” 😭😭😭
@LQQPMASTER19982 жыл бұрын
YOOOO SHE GOING CRAZY
@PatoNani18 Жыл бұрын
Like what else he supposed to do lmao
@raqueldiaz4504 Жыл бұрын
😂
@djdenton61532 жыл бұрын
😂😂 “ I feel like I’m attracted to you , but Not that attracted to where it would hurt “ 😂😂😂😭 omg
@theflangdude2 жыл бұрын
I love how the toxicity goes both ways in these skits 😂😂
@hirsch41552 жыл бұрын
He’s like enough already, then she goes “WAIT” . She ain’t done yet 😂
@namenlosNamenlos2 жыл бұрын
The verbal roast is like no other in this video 😂
@KingStr0ng2 жыл бұрын
"You just walk around with that shrimp". 💀
@SirTayMoney2 жыл бұрын
😭😭she called the man dusty lol
@yseson_ Жыл бұрын
I bet she’s a good cook because she perfectly roasted him
@browneyesblackdragon79992 жыл бұрын
A guy not trying to push himself on you on the first date is actually really nice 😂
@Thekidsinafrica142 жыл бұрын
Apparently not cause y’all be thinking we gay.
@cybertutorials56092 жыл бұрын
You think they gay for that or nah? 😭
@AT-fc6kz2 жыл бұрын
So what u want? The guy to try and punch schlong in you from first date or be nice
@denyshadials57022 жыл бұрын
@@Thekidsinafrica14 The hoes think you’re gay. The rest of us are just fine.
@browneyesblackdragon79992 жыл бұрын
@@Thekidsinafrica14 if you're serious, you really need to grow up and link up with people that have actual common sense.
@j.m.b39872 жыл бұрын
"You just walk around with that shrimp"🤣🤣🤣
@galaxylucia18982 жыл бұрын
2:40 I GASPED when she started talking about his confidence. Dayummm I could never talk to a man like this, someone I loved this way. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is beyond passive aggressive… straight up murder. 😂😂😂😂
@Bujuuu2 жыл бұрын
Tearing his ass up😭!! I would’ve hung up onna “homeless” part😭
@RZRBLAZ2 жыл бұрын
I feel like the tables turn male to female on every skit hahah, we got Niles bein a dog, then we got his girl being a savage. This is classic!
@aciv1322 жыл бұрын
Your girl's character is FOUL in this one lmaooo
@patrickChewing092 жыл бұрын
That “ ouuugh!” kills me every time 😂😂😂😂
@pe10437Ай бұрын
Yeah the chair cry scoot at the end tho😂😂😂😂
@l0rdapophis Жыл бұрын
"Homeless Vibes" is WILD 😭
@deja-582 жыл бұрын
As women we have to be careful with our words too, just because men don’t show how they feel as much doesn’t mean they’re not feeling.
@donnellmuzic2 жыл бұрын
This is a hilarious and sad video at the same time. Niles never disappoints.
@aaronmyers59702 жыл бұрын
It's like the more savage toxic Niles gets; the more gentle;kind Niles suffers🤣🤣🤣the Niles multiverse gotta balance their ordeals out one way or another 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀
@oneof13forestpeople972 жыл бұрын
“You just walk around wit that shrimp” I fucking SCREAMED
@marcuslee21862 жыл бұрын
"You walk around with that shrimp🦐" 🤣
@kendrickawesomeness2 жыл бұрын
“Nah I get what you’re saying you don’t gotta keep going” 😂😂
@novanoskillz41512 жыл бұрын
bruh, that was 4 minuets of pure destruction. she absolutely destroyed you 🤣
@Peaceful_Vegan_Warrior2 жыл бұрын
Man Niles is the goat at making skits. These are getting better and funnier. Shout out to your queen too! She’s a natural! I remember all of the classic og vids with and without leansquad but you’re doing your best work right now! 💪🏾🙏🏾🙌🏾
@knowone15862 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud when he started crying
@polarpopcold2 жыл бұрын
"you just walk around with that shrimp" LMFAO 🤣🤣
@DJohn09914 ай бұрын
You just walk around with that lil shrimp 😂😂😂😂
@grabbainfinite2 жыл бұрын
Real youtube legend
@KwamZZZZZ2 ай бұрын
Yo bring this girl voice back! She was goated
@gibmodinero81012 жыл бұрын
She had me in the first half..not gon lie 🤣
@JFM882 жыл бұрын
How are you not over 1 million subs yet? You're comedy is gold 👌 💯
@Tracked350Z2 жыл бұрын
I want to help you. In this instance, you don't need the apostrophe. "Your", would be the correct term. Have a wonderful day.
@JFM882 жыл бұрын
@@Tracked350Z thank you for proofreading my KZbin comment.
@modestferala14882 жыл бұрын
wait, why did i start tearing up at the end when he broke in tears! lmao i'm not even a guy, hell i've been single my whole life as a 29 f and she hurt MY feeling lol
@EON3142 жыл бұрын
That's just how painful the hurt
@sourcesymbiosismetamorphis22282 жыл бұрын
im 27 m and been single my whole life. Too selfish to share my time, not even the poon is strong enough for me to give up that personal freedom, lol.
@thelegacyofgaming29282 жыл бұрын
Single your whole life? Must of been doing some FwB because ain't no chick going 29 years without 😂
@modestferala14882 жыл бұрын
@@thelegacyofgaming2928 nah. I’m a muslim who choose to stay celibate(and a virgin) until a good man comes along.
@TitansQuarterback162 жыл бұрын
Never be the one they settled for. Because even tho they may not say it, this is EXACTLY what they’re thinking
@vetiverose128 Жыл бұрын
how do you know you're the one they settled for without them saying lol
@CJAY6302 жыл бұрын
First time a Nigga ain’t laugh at da end . Shit was real
@xXDeathMelodyXx2 жыл бұрын
👀
@mamamia59052 жыл бұрын
Nah this is why I don’t feel bad for her in the toxic bf videos 😂😂😭😭😭
@KingStr0ng2 жыл бұрын
Bruh same lol. That's that Eye 4 An Eye. 💀
@Pwilly198411 ай бұрын
On god! 😆 🤣
@reqausxobi2 жыл бұрын
Niles is a menace when he looks through a window, but breaks down when he actually goes outside.
@cameronmanning86062 жыл бұрын
That's a Mortal Kombat fatality 😭😂🤣
@mrs.brooks94072 жыл бұрын
Like shit 😂😂😂
@yaboifasho2 жыл бұрын
“Your biggest flex is your personality, what’s on the inside” 🤣🤣
@hamzaahmed30662 жыл бұрын
BRO this man is a comedic genius, this really has some truth to it though
@Waynethegoat12 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 “oooof” I definitely would have hung up and never talked to her again she disrespectful
@lastsonofkrypton39182 жыл бұрын
"I pay for netflix every month too, so I look at that as a luxury"
@JovauneePierre2 жыл бұрын
Comedic legend at this point. Stay independent Niles
@cygnusprime67282 жыл бұрын
This is how some women talk to each other: backhanded compliments, roasting each other without roasting, etc. Never tolerate this from a girl.
@dmarr49412 жыл бұрын
LOL! I felt that pain through the screen. Hahaha! That roast session was rough.
@SortaOddSkater982 жыл бұрын
That’s his wifey voice😂, glad to see thru still together. I miss the couple vlogs 💯😂
@ricardoitalien87672 ай бұрын
You just walking around with that shrimp 🍤 shawty is putting work on bro 🤣😂💀 yeah I'd cry too
@shawngarrett38902 жыл бұрын
Why she had to go in on big bruh like that🤧
@cristinacantave23588 ай бұрын
walk around with that shrimp is CRAZYYYY
@DripBae-less2 жыл бұрын
Walking around with that shrimp is hands down one of the most disrespectful things I read this month.
@doralburnett98869 ай бұрын
She said "no. U r not the hottest guy in the world"😂
@CASHCOREICEY2 жыл бұрын
how can she be so calm and happy saying those things?!?!?! 😂😂
@JelaniSuper2 жыл бұрын
“Your biggest flex is your personality” is CRAZY 😭
@Msmary98-982 жыл бұрын
How confident he is?? His confidence has just flew out the window, cause homegirl crushed that!😂😂😂😳
@normandy25012 жыл бұрын
By the end I was hurt for him 🤣! He must be the rebound after Toxic Niles too 😭. I swear as I was watching this in the bookstore there was an old school song on about heartache. Damn 🤣!
@juno3462 жыл бұрын
“like I really felt you were gay or something” That one hit HARD 💀💀
@TherealCaleel2 жыл бұрын
Mansss bout to boss up and pop that enlargement pill 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thelegacyofgaming29282 жыл бұрын
And die from heart failure 😂
@Reasonablemind2 жыл бұрын
“You’re the first one that’s been a gentleman and have been waiting an entire year”
@ultraviolet91692 жыл бұрын
Nile’s is the cometic relief to our everyday struggles
When you find out you were her backup plan, you need to move on. You’re not her first choice, you’re the guy she settled for because she can’t get a commitment from the guys she’s actually attracted to. Don’t be her consolation prize. Find the girl who looks at you’re her gold medal.
@brooklynfight_nyc Жыл бұрын
Word
@davidjones4552 жыл бұрын
So basically what every woman wants to say when they friend zone you haha
@THETHIRDL20092 жыл бұрын
sad part is he's not even friendzoned tho lol
@Taytexas2 жыл бұрын
Damn homie had to scoot up after that one.
@mndiec Жыл бұрын
That kind of disrespect is no accident. They know exactly what they’re doing
@ryannapier17252 жыл бұрын
This video felt like an eternity😂😂
@jamerson96862 жыл бұрын
“see, me personally, i wouldn’t take this level of disrespect” 😭😭