when you let a kid use a crossbow

when you let a kid use a crossbow
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[@slimeball64]

"Oh don't grab it too hard now" We've all had this talk

[@HI-oh5ur]

Lmao

[@HI-oh5ur]

When your girl is to trigger happy lol

[@aaaaaahhhhh4741]

rebelious antics trigger happy havoc 😼😼😼😼😼

[@aaaaaahhhhh4741]

@@blankalotkowska8917 😌😌😌💅💅💅

[@MrsHeat]

HmMmMm confusion size : infinity

[@cypher_mortis]

Thumbnail: A human girl holding a crossbow Me: "Mabel?"

[@Master_Rater]

no?

[@mr.dolphin464]

I love how u address it as HUMAN... Is it going to be a demon or something

[@jojofizzy4481]

Cyndaquil234 yes

[@sirdrizzle1441]

Cyndaquil234 it could be a figment of the mind complex

[@mr.dolphin464]

Cue the doom music

[@Staroham]

The lesser known sequel to “If you give a Mouse a Cookie”

[@jamesbuchanan6545]

But more violent

[@M1ABRAMSTANK]

But it's better

[@pking8792]

I want “When you let a kid use a crossbow” as a irl childrens book

[@Jordan_gouker]

The fact I was eating a cookie while reading this 😂😂

[@Ultimate_Dadzawa]

“when you give a kid a crossbow”

[@mnwildhighlights4180]

“I wonder why it’s called the shredder” *faumous last words*

[@CKTheProducer647]

Gotta love faumous last words...

[@latiendadepaikawaii]

@@CKTheProducer647 well, Faumous means NAG--

[@honeycombxo131]

@@latiendadepaikawaii действительно?

[@Bbb.anana6]

@@emowaterbottle nah I remeber it is faumous (I’m jk btw😂😂😂)

[@tubboatetoast8419]

😂😂🤣😵

[@squidwardwithblondehair7219]

8:54 I choked when he said “Oh Piss”

[@alexgay1318]

1:03 Susie isn't knighting little Tom Hardy, she's taking away his bending

[@ironhorse3433]

😆yeah I saw that but it was for demonetization purposes

[@Sh3ll3y214]

The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai

[@parkourgod1190]

I didn’t know aang was a girl like in the play

[@shubhavasan5762]

God dam it. Who the hell let Amons daughter out of the bin

[@julia_likeschicken]

@@parkourgod1190 we have white Korra here Im sorry

[@o__o.6212]

6:41 Can we appreciate that Timmy survived completely intact

[@dylee818]

Timmy Edit: Not Timmy

[@Phoenix-hh6zp]

But then the bike tire murders him

[@Phoenix-hh6zp]

@@dylee818 so is it Timmy or not?

[@thequeer_underthebed2535]

3:44 No one: Not even gray Steven universe to his kid:

[@thequeer_underthebed2535]

Damn. Six months and no likes.

[@averagemushroom]

1 year ago but only 4 likes let me change that

[@backroomswikireader]

@@averagemushroom 5 now

[@andrewmoreno9056]

That "Alright" always makes my day.

[@goofy3030]

Alright that’s alright

[@andrewmoreno9056]

@@goofy3030 ye very alright

[@lesgoshooping6695]

It's so satisfying

[@TheDeathOmen]

Doesn’t matter -_- Alright that’s alright that’s alright

[@wargamer-ue3lk]

YESSSSSS

[@Tatianaesimpson]

I read this as “when you use a kid as a crossbow” and it didn’t shock me at all - that’s the beauty of GrayStillPlays

[@talibandeeno3003]

Basically

[@aztrucker954]

True

[@sideofsalt8680]

Same

[@artursmetrins6778]

*hobbit movie flashbacks*

[@-knightshade-5747]

TianaOfficial exactly how I read it 😂💀

[@concordevrofficial]

5:43 THE PAIN!!!!!!!

[@Jordan_gouker]

4:27 I understood that reference

[@feloniousphil7398]

Human: *exists* Gray: _This is where the fun begins._

[@TheChris7216]

Za Warudo! Time is now mine. This is where the fun begins!

[@annabethrosa9335]

lol

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

I’m pretty sure it was a Star Wars prequels meme

[@Simplifried]

how do I make italics lol

[@anakin4837]

@@annabethrosa9335 lp

[@silverblitzen9759]

9:26 BEST MOMENT

[@Get-Wright]

“Alright” my favorite line

[@t-t8327]

-mom that the funeral- Mom:”I knew you should have never went with your dad”

[@coleculver1210]

“Oh now she’s less alive” that part had me crying

[@jenniferpadilla8748]

@abraham gracida bruuhhh

[@jamesbuchanan6545]

Oof

[@ashlight6107]

12:54 *Very loud Fanfair* People with headphones: well goodbye ears.

[@massive.nerd.potential]

Thanks for the warning-

[@LL-bn7kk]

I saw it right after it happened my ears are no longer here

[@igoreuss5247]

"It's my secret captain, I'm always hard"- Gray

[@JustJaidenism]

THATS NOT VERY FAMILY FRIENDLY TV PG

[@ImNotScotish]

@@JustJaidenism shut up this was taken outta context your just being overdramatic

[@green_lettuce]

@@ImNotScotish I think you missed the joke there friend.

[@00Grimreaper00]

@@ImNotScotish joke>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your head

[@ImNotScotish]

@@00Grimreaper00 that’s the joke hitting my head signaling i do know what it is i’m just being stupid...... like you

[@kinderbuenoman64]

5:16 When your kid is on a skyscraper and he hears the Ice Cream Truck

[@nixity4778]

4:51 “Yay I got the win!” Yea while getting impaled by 50 harpoons

[@bennetsheckells6741]

Well, He did get the win.

[@nixity4778]

@@bennetsheckells6741 I mean your not wrong he still did get it

[@youraveragemobileundertale2371]

@@nixity4778 agreed

[@microwavedbananapeels]

Top 10 KZbinr that always says "Alright" on almost every video 1: GrayStillPlays 2: *GrayStillPlays*

[@goofy3030]

Brewstew

[@stanley279]

4:02 look at the top left corner of the screen

[@leyrua]

6:00 Why is this the most disturbingly funny and awful thing that I have ever seen?

[@ToastyMJD]

Nobody: Me when he says “alright”: *MMMMMMMMMM Y E S E T H*

[@xxnologiq3578]

Mhm

[@karinaguzman685]

Toasty 📄👊🏿👍🏿👍🏿⚔️🗡🗡⛩💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💾🛤🚝📱📲📲📲📲🆚🈶🈵

[@mimismojo]

karina guzman what..?

[@mikerowave4990]

Game: “How much pain and torture do you want to cause?” Gray: *Yes*

[@jgretuiijvcsertikncd1359]

Lmao yes

[@Tonsils-micman]

I see that pain every time Gray boots up the Sims, it's fantastic...😼

[@jgretuiijvcsertikncd1359]

@kahim wong you just were wathcing grays video u just didnt realize

[@jellythedumbass6801]

kahim wong r/whoosh

[@ashes4912]

Yes

[@hotcat1892]

7:53 If you watch *very* closely, you can see that the bomb touched his helmet, which reduced the damage he took from it (Watch it in 0.25 speed if you need to). Helmets save lives.

[@fudge2836]

Man face

[@saipranavpalla1467]

That's why you must always wear a helmet

[@tysendg1-118]

Looks like my sleep paralysis demon 6:10

[@cookingwithcarrus]

“You can do it without a neck...I didn’t have a neck when I was your age” 😂

[@genericname2747]

Imagine having a neck

[@elm-ishh5718]

Wait you guys have necks?

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315]

Finally, a KZbinr for me!

[@cookingwithcarrus]

@@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 ?

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

Whats a neck?

[@frankparker8850]

Gray: *’when you let the kid use the crossbow’* Me: *’Insight into gray’s life! Yessss!!! WE WILL KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!’*

[@GarfieldEnjoyr]

Hamburger

[@green_lettuce]

Burger

[@localteadealer4142]

urger

[@sethialumina9272]

Burgerham

[@GunnerHeatFire]

regurbmah

[@lucasblanton5203]

1:10 I like that Nixon is starring at Suzy and Tom as hes killing them.

[@tom-cr2663]

It makes my day when gray says:I love it when...

[@rxden5591]

I Love when grey just makes the most rude remarks words at dead people

[@Ghost-or3sz]

I thought I was early, 53 seconds *SOUNDS* early, I was severely wrong

[@GarfieldEnjoyr]

Yes

[@wd_eclair]

I was 3 seconds and, FIRST COMMENT WAS ALREADY THERE...

[@TheRealAlpha2]

Now you understand the futility of trying to be "first."

[@synsvids]

"Click here for Hell, define Hell!" "Good Hell."

[@Unknown-tj4ep]

6:35 omg the shredder part I almost died of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂

[@imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158]

Like a slightly darker version of “if you give a mouse a cookie”

[@ex-navyspook]

Only slightly...

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

"When you give Gray a game"

[@anxietywasfound7569]

Leni M-B *yesn't*

[@Cameron-fh3iv]

@@evthespineconfiscator8652 no it’s “When you a give a Gray a game”

[@veggieblaze1]

qué what

[@Asian_Eeyeez]

*"Im getting good at juggling balls"* -Gray 2020

[@Xuxucrets]

4:39 that feeling when you do something impossible

[@loveniacannon3302]

The couch arrived in two boxes four days early, which was great because we'd just moved into a new house and needed places to sit. My son and I put it together pretty quickly kzbin.infoUgkxitRzxya-XugamYgLwa_2G1gxPg4MCJHa . Another reviewer suggested inserting the seat into the side and I'm glad they did as the instructions weren't clear on that matter. It's incredibly light and slides easily across the wood floor, making it easy to move. It's firm, but comfortable. It will even be great to nap on. I got the gray, which definitely has strong blue undertones, but I'm okay with that.

[@cookingwithcarrus]

“His head and his Scrohtuhm” Why did he say it so weird (spelled wrong on purpose)

[@GarfieldEnjoyr]

Hamburger

[@TimHortonSim]

He's weird that way

[@mrcoughalot414]

You spelled scrotum wrong

[@brukuburk5458]

@@mrcoughalot414 🤣

[@haileysuperh301]

Mr. Cough-A-Lot DGHYTTRFSRTHTTTG

[@JoJiX]

8:24 lololo my map love you

[@Luigi7777]

9:45 Imagine if your wife walked in as you said that XD

[@zacherattacker]

What in the absolute

[@CJ-iz4we]

9:25 "get ready cuz u gotta throw ur body. One, two, three SON OF A BI-"

[@beckyvette]

Narrator: A few hours later

[@cat-tastrophies2166]

You know it's bad when Gray starts aggressively "Nope" -ing

[@jarodbates5747]

I really wonder what his wife thinks whenever she hears him recording😂

[@logical5473]

That child’s organs flew all the way to the other side of the map 👀

[@homeland5290]

Wait he’s married

[@megaravalkyrie6880]

@@homeland5290 yes

[@i_need_more_sleep9050]

Maybe like this... "Why is he being a jerk in games."

[@juliandevito2430]

She probably has an existential crisis often

[@somerandomguy4760]

"Anyone can beat a bottle run but not a 45 degree one!" Jack septic eye " hold my beer.

[@user-lo5zk6ri7u]

Correct: "Anyone can beat a bottle run but not a 45 degree one!" Gray still plays " I will find a way. " **

[@hall0ween99]

The best part was when he blocked the axe with the ball

[@cookiesandcream7668]

hey gray, at the end of the game, when the options screen to replay, rate it, leave, etc, you can drag it around to see behind it btw

[@thetruegunginginga29yearsa66]

"I hate it when my son's head falls off" -_Graystillplays 2020_

[@MrsHeat]

:v

[@footloosegenius2242]

Not gonna lie you got me at first

[@duschseitkleines-1193]

Ur pfp

[@Mr-go3oh]

W H A T

[@Edivelsandoval7994]

I was reading this when this was playing

[@chinoy8538]

0:55 Was hilarious *FOR ME🤣*

[@jezukeeee2496]

3:29 He sounded like Levi try to listen carefully

[@hatstorm1097]

Dear Gray; in the sims medieval, force 100 sims to repeatedly fight each other, opuntia they die, tournament style. Or, force them to fight each other tournament style, and have one sim sentence the loser to death by the hentai monster pit.

[@colonoscopy1861]

But my face is far too pretty for that

[@hatstorm1097]

Colono Scopy Shut up or you’re going in the hentai monster pit

[@genericname2747]

@@colonoscopy1861 you can be a bard, and provide music while everyone's dying

[@colonoscopy1861]

@@genericname2747 @Hat Storm. Is there someway I can be the Hentai Monster Bard?

[@ifidothis1833]

Sorry to tell you but that will never happen sims don’t fight peanut

[@aintgotimetowipe]

Nobody: Dogs at the vet: 2:56

[@n1lt1az]

8:15 is when all hell brakes loose

[@galaxygd879]

5:49 made me die😂😂

[@leothesteampunker3761]

5:54 this made me laugh so hard

[@RealPlushWorld]

Da balloony

[@BennyLlama39]

Gray: "I almost got killed by a man's brain!" Me: Gives new meaning to the term "getting brained". 😀

[@donnykitsune6289]

*_When you're having a no-brainer and your friend offers to help;_*

[@justanotherveganonyoutube710]

Dude I read your comment as he said that. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@segaallstar4898]

@Florida Man ✔️ .

[@Tonsils-micman]

@Florida Man ✔️ Why you do this? You know I can't even count close to 10 let alone that.

[@Cocoaben]

what the heck is the original meaning?

[@TSK-wd7dn]

2:38 makes me laugh so hard.

[@seangilbert7077]

The sound Grey made😂😂

[@vatsalgoyal1517]

2:34 Gray: "You should have gone for the head"

[@tmwarthunder1016]

The Game: I know. But he can. *proceeds to yeet the moon to him*

[@The_FBI_Official]

I feel like Gray is on the F.B.I. watchlist for how he plays his video games. Trust me... I should know.

[@twisterman4184]

The F.B.I SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18!

[@talimnsk2829]

Omg is that the F.B.I coming to arrest me for committing tax fraud, and also murdering 7 people..?

[@The_FBI_Official]

Wait what

[@talimnsk2829]

NO NO NO.. I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING, TRUST ME!

[@twisterman4184]

@@talimnsk2829 FBI OPEN UP

[@lukasgraf5617]

9:50 Timmy and Mother: Okay Susie: EPILEPTIC SEIZURE.

[@lucasgameplayer2455]

At 4:32 it was so funny that I Peed my pants 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅

[@twisterman4184]

Jacksepticeye: I've killed the most people in happy wheels Graystillplays: hold my beer of pain and sadness.

[@1ztype343]

Hold my sword that's stuck in my shitter

[@twisterman4184]

@@1ztype343 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MaiaMirabell]

That one time *GRAY* has got the rookie numbers....

[@thatsabsurd6804]

❤️🥵😫🥰 💋

[@vanillayt4621]

Hold my beer of pain and sadness that has cocaine mixed into it

[@alli-claired.2667]

“I didn’t have a neck when I was your age🤨” 🤣🤣🤣

[@MoNehNeh17]

youre so pretty 💕

[@alli-claired.2667]

@@MoNehNeh17 awww thank you 😁

[@VortexBricks]

@@alli-claired.2667 it’s a bot

[@bean9650]

@@VortexBricks that ain’t no bot-

[@bean9650]

@@VortexBricks I don’t think there even is bots on KZbin

[@Jcknight7996]

'I hate it when my son's head flies off'

[@NickC_222]

I love when the bottle run is so intense and hardcore that the bike's rear wheel trails behind the bike and the wind keeps blowing Gray's head back at an 80⁰ angle lmao. The explosive impact with the finish line was just the cherry on top

[@Yehaw495]

My brain: quickly! Find something funny to comment!!! Me: uh uh uh how about early? Brain: f*ck

[@whyle5318]

E X A C T L Y

[@meieselve]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (along with mini gun noises)

[@L0c0Glono]

Kid: Why is Gray so violent with these kinds of games? Gray: You’ll learn quickly

[@sylva_one858]

I have learned

[@InCompet4nt]

4:20 thats my secret captain, im always hard. LMFAO

[@craftingchannel9536]

420 lmao

[@karimeyer8501]

"I am usually great at juggling balls" nearly dies from his ball LOL

[@neck10]

This man here, give him an award, he is literally one of the only people who still upload Happy Wheels

[@RuyVuusen]

But he only started relatively recently, so maybe not the full award.

[@joseroman1870]

@@RuyVuusen corect

[@Kitkat-wf2pu]

Donkey Kong In Your Comments i know right I think he needs more fame

[@NightOwl1515]

Donkey Kong In Your Comments. Donkey Kongments.

[@neck10]

Tindle I might just change my name to that 🧐🤔

[@NexBoarGaming]

The “Oh Piss!” Gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@meieselve]

OOhhh piss

[@NoOne-qi4tb]

Its more like oOoOoOoOooOoOooOOOOOOoH

[@NoOne-qi4tb]

It's like a damn vibrato

[@isaachodge9857]

0:46 we didn’t need to know that

[@Iits.Tob1]

2:27 cracked me up🤣🤣🤣

[@rhdisb2435]

“I hate it when my son’s head falls off” Not something you would hear everyday

[@thedarkjw6219]

Just happened

[@MrsHeat]

Sweating intensifies as son lost his head again *

[@Voidi-Void]

You'd be surprised

[@sportzzphann]

It is on this channel

[@justyouraverageapple6970]

If you watch gray it is

[@partydemon2849]

Title When you give gray a crossbow

[@brodielarson9096]

This video makes me laugh every time I watch it.

[@Rainworld475]

12:12 grays laugh adds years to my life-

[@Nova-bv5qb]

12:17 Did that glass just *bend*

[@owasumi6151]

0:40 I'm pretty sure this is a cry for help

[@MrsHeat]

It,s like mangles gender - y . e . s

[@DeltaMan867]

“Beat those bottles like an aged salami” I never thought I’d hear that today

[@lucasblanton5203]

12:11 I love it everytime you play "if I had a chicken" by Kevin Macleod

[@MordredStarfall]

"That's my secret, cap. I'm always hard." Quotes to be taken out of context

[@teo-kk7zk]

wasn't it ,,I'm always mad/angry", or what super hero said that?

[@mathiassvendsen9788]

teo999 I am a little disgusted that you even need to ask that question, but the answer is ”That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always angry.” And it was said by Bruce Banner (Played by Mark Ruffalo) in the first Avengers movie from 2012.

[@teo-kk7zk]

@@mathiassvendsen9788 Oh I think you missunderstand. I know Hulk said that. What I actually asked was ,,didn't you mean I'm always angry", or what Superhero said ,,I'm always hard?" I should have said it that way, sorry for the missconceptions.

[@MordredStarfall]

@@teo-kk7zk its because Gray himself said it

[@teo-kk7zk]

@@MordredStarfall So but did Gray quote a Superhero or did he ust say it?

[@patriciacoralee9423]

Gray’s vids make laugh so hard😂

[@bonafinchel-male7959]

Kindly keyin effects+ laser beam humor= gray still playz

[@paolareyes2293]

I feel like your the only KZbin who can make me genuinely laugh

[@saladclaxton6825]

i’ve literally never laughed so hard at a gray video i’m in tears

[@agariopro101]

6:59: Suzie wiggles her arms so beautifully that the developers gave her the victory

[@tasteless_5915]

You make me happy when I am sad gray, your a really decent (sometimes sadistic but that’s what we love) guy.

[@jitendra81]

0:50 2:33 when you are about to die but you are one of the main characters in anime

[@lifeandgames1151]

i'm sobbing, there are literal tears coming out of my eyes i'm laughing so hard oh my gods my abs hurt. i forgot how much happy wheels is chaotic and it aged so that it's even more so. happy wheels and gray, match made.

[@akaza9931]

YoU HAvE aBs!?????????

[@ilyte1]

"than you need a pair of shorts that are way too short"

[@Someonekeepstakingmyname]

Close your eyes and listen to this part 0:27

[@BLP_Memes]

🤨📸📸📸

[@jodidiehl487]

Your comments are making me cry with laughter - seriously great timing!!

[@RobloxHeichel2018]

12:55 THAT LOUD!!! XD, I couldn't stop laughing after I heard that.

[@thethethethethethethethethewha]

me too

[@kennethbeaver5739]

jacksepticeye and markiplier: we have killed the most people in happy wheels grey: oi, hold my beer of mental sadness mark: shi-

[@angryboimonstertom3657]

Jack:0-0

[@dolliegray666]

Jack still did, especially billys

[@derpydoggo3436]

Gray actually said hold my bud lite and Florida shirt

[@inkfernado9114]

Gray: *proceeds sacrifices child to glass level* Jack and mark: “now that’s just evil”

[@roosterbrewster242]

2:09 BoNk

[@austinmartin3301]

I love your channel Keep making happy wheels vids

[@SomeDUDE-of2fs]

People: Minding their own business. Gray: I am once again asking for people to kill