when you let a kid use a crossbow

[@andrewmoreno9056]

That "Alright" always makes my day.

[@goofy3030]

Alright that’s alright

[@andrewmoreno9056]

@@goofy3030 ye very alright

[@lesgoshooping6695]

It's so satisfying

[@TheDeathOmen]

Doesn’t matter -_- Alright that’s alright that’s alright

[@wargamer-ue3lk]

YESSSSSS

[@Tatianaesimpson]

I read this as “when you use a kid as a crossbow” and it didn’t shock me at all - that’s the beauty of GrayStillPlays

[@talibandeeno3003]

Basically

[@aztrucker954]

True

[@sideofsalt8680]

Same

[@artursmetrins6778]

*hobbit movie flashbacks*

[@-knightshade-5747]

TianaOfficial exactly how I read it 😂💀

[@mnwildhighlights4180]

“I wonder why it’s called the shredder” *faumous last words*

[@CKTheProducer647]

Gotta love faumous last words...

[@latiendadepaikawaii]

@@CKTheProducer647 well, Faumous means NAG--

[@honeycombxo131]

@@latiendadepaikawaii действительно?

[@Bbb.anana6]

@@emowaterbottle nah I remeber it is faumous (I’m jk btw😂😂😂)

[@tubboatetoast8419]

😂😂🤣😵

[@allieedg]

1:03 Susie isn't knighting little Tom Hardy, she's taking away his bending

[@Epicmammothlover]

😆yeah I saw that but it was for demonetization purposes

[@Sh3ll3y214]

The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai

[@parkourgod1190]

I didn’t know aang was a girl like in the play

[@shubhavasan5762]

God dam it. Who the hell let Amons daughter out of the bin

[@julia_likeschicken]

@@parkourgod1190 we have white Korra here Im sorry

[@cypher_mortis]

Thumbnail: A human girl holding a crossbow Me: "Mabel?"

[@Master_Rater]

no?

[@mr.dolphin464]

I love how u address it as HUMAN... Is it going to be a demon or something

[@jojofizzy4481]

Cyndaquil234 yes

[@sirdrizzle1441]

Cyndaquil234 it could be a figment of the mind complex

[@mr.dolphin464]

Cue the doom music

[@o__o.6212]

6:41 Can we appreciate that Timmy survived completely intact

[@dylee818]

Timmy Edit: Not Timmy

[@Phoenix-hh6zp]

But then the bike tire murders him

[@Phoenix-hh6zp]

@@dylee818 so is it Timmy or not?

[@mikerowave4990]

Game: “How much pain and torture do you want to cause?” Gray: *Yes*

[@jgretuiijvcsertikncd1359]

Lmao yes

[@Tonsils-micman]

I see that pain every time Gray boots up the Sims, it's fantastic...😼

[@jgretuiijvcsertikncd1359]

@kahim wong you just were wathcing grays video u just didnt realize

[@jellythedumbass6801]

kahim wong r/whoosh

[@ashes4912]

Yes

[@feloniousphil7398]

Human: *exists* Gray: _This is where the fun begins._

[@TheChris7216]

Za Warudo! Time is now mine. This is where the fun begins!

[@annabethrosa9335]

lol

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

I’m pretty sure it was a Star Wars prequels meme

[@Simplifried]

how do I make italics lol

[@anakin4837]

@@annabethrosa9335 lp

[@Staroham]

The lesser known sequel to “If you give a Mouse a Cookie”

[@jamesbuchanan6545]

But more violent

[@M1ABRAMSTANK]

But it's better

[@pking8792]

I want “When you let a kid use a crossbow” as a irl childrens book

[@Jordan_gouker]

The fact I was eating a cookie while reading this 😂😂

[@Ultimate_Dadzawa]

“when you give a kid a crossbow”

[@coleculver1210]

“Oh now she’s less alive” that part had me crying

[@jenniferpadilla8748]

@abraham gracida bruuhhh

[@jamesbuchanan6545]

Oof

[@squidwardwithblondehair7219]

8:54 I choked when he said “Oh Piss”

[@loveniacannon3302]

The couch arrived in two boxes four days early, which was great because we'd just moved into a new house and needed places to sit. My son and I put it together pretty quickly kzbin.infoUgkxitRzxya-XugamYgLwa_2G1gxPg4MCJHa . Another reviewer suggested inserting the seat into the side and I'm glad they did as the instructions weren't clear on that matter. It's incredibly light and slides easily across the wood floor, making it easy to move. It's firm, but comfortable. It will even be great to nap on. I got the gray, which definitely has strong blue undertones, but I'm okay with that.

[@hatstorm1097]

Dear Gray; in the sims medieval, force 100 sims to repeatedly fight each other, opuntia they die, tournament style. Or, force them to fight each other tournament style, and have one sim sentence the loser to death by the hentai monster pit.

[@colonoscopy1861]

But my face is far too pretty for that

[@hatstorm1097]

Colono Scopy Shut up or you’re going in the hentai monster pit

[@genericname2747]

@@colonoscopy1861 you can be a bard, and provide music while everyone's dying

[@colonoscopy1861]

@@genericname2747 @Hat Storm. Is there someway I can be the Hentai Monster Bard?

[@ifidothis1833]

Sorry to tell you but that will never happen sims don’t fight peanut

[@rxden5591]

I Love when grey just makes the most rude remarks words at dead people

[@igoreuss5247]

"It's my secret captain, I'm always hard"- Gray

[@JustJaidenism]

THATS NOT VERY FAMILY FRIENDLY TV PG

[@ImNotScotish]

@@JustJaidenism shut up this was taken outta context your just being overdramatic

[@green_lettuce]

@@ImNotScotish I think you missed the joke there friend.

[@00Grimreaper00]

@@ImNotScotish joke>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your head

[@ImNotScotish]

@@00Grimreaper00 that’s the joke hitting my head signaling i do know what it is i’m just being stupid...... like you

[@cookingwithcarrus]

“You can do it without a neck...I didn’t have a neck when I was your age” 😂

[@genericname2747]

Imagine having a neck

[@elm-ishh5718]

Wait you guys have necks?

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315]

Finally, a KZbinr for me!

[@cookingwithcarrus]

@@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 ?

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

Whats a neck?

[@nixity4778]

4:51 “Yay I got the win!” Yea while getting impaled by 50 harpoons

[@BrotherBot3000]

Well, He did get the win.

[@nixity4778]

@@BrotherBot3000 I mean your not wrong he still did get it

[@youraveragemobileundertale2371]

@@nixity4778 agreed

[@concordevrofficial]

5:43 THE PAIN!!!!!!!

[@cookingwithcarrus]

“His head and his Scrohtuhm” Why did he say it so weird (spelled wrong on purpose)

[@Garf71]

Hamburger

[@TimHortonSim]

He's weird that way

[@mrcoughalot414]

You spelled scrotum wrong

[@brukuburk5458]

@@mrcoughalot414 🤣

[@haileysuperh301]

Mr. Cough-A-Lot DGHYTTRFSRTHTTTG

[@frankparker8850]

Gray: *’when you let the kid use the crossbow’* Me: *’Insight into gray’s life! Yessss!!! WE WILL KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!’*

[@Garf71]

Hamburger

[@green_lettuce]

Burger

[@localteadealer4142]

urger

[@sethialumina9272]

Burgerham

[@GunnerHeatFire]

regurbmah

[@piniatafullofblood]

3:44 No one: Not even gray Steven universe to his kid:

[@piniatafullofblood]

Damn. Six months and no likes.

[@averagemushroom]

1 year ago but only 4 likes let me change that

[@backroomswikireader]

@@averagemushroom 5 now

[@The_FBI_Official]

I feel like Gray is on the F.B.I. watchlist for how he plays his video games. Trust me... I should know.

[@twisterman4184]

The F.B.I SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18!

[@talimnsk2829]

Omg is that the F.B.I coming to arrest me for committing tax fraud, and also murdering 7 people..?

[@The_FBI_Official]

Wait what

[@talimnsk2829]

NO NO NO.. I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING, TRUST ME!

[@twisterman4184]

@@talimnsk2829 FBI OPEN UP

[@ToastyMJD]

Nobody: Me when he says “alright”: *MMMMMMMMMM Y E S E T H*

[@xxnologiq3578]

Mhm

[@karinaguzman685]

Toasty 📄👊🏿👍🏿👍🏿⚔️🗡🗡⛩💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💾🛤🚝📱📲📲📲📲🆚🈶🈵

[@mimismojo]

karina guzman what..?

[@xivicks]

“Alright” my favorite line

[@twisterman4184]

Jacksepticeye: I've killed the most people in happy wheels Graystillplays: hold my beer of pain and sadness.

[@1ztype343]

Hold my sword that's stuck in my shitter

[@twisterman4184]

@@1ztype343 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MaiaMirabell]

That one time *GRAY* has got the rookie numbers....

[@thatsabsurd6804]

❤️🥵😫🥰 💋

[@vanillayt4621]

Hold my beer of pain and sadness that has cocaine mixed into it

[@BennyLlama39]

Gray: "I almost got killed by a man's brain!" Me: Gives new meaning to the term "getting brained". 😀

[@donnykitsune6289]

*_When you're having a no-brainer and your friend offers to help;_*

[@justanotherveganonyoutube710]

Dude I read your comment as he said that. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@segaallstar4898]

@Florida Man ✔️ .

[@Tonsils-micman]

@Florida Man ✔️ Why you do this? You know I can't even count close to 10 let alone that.

[@Cocoaben]

what the heck is the original meaning?

[@tom-cr2663]

It makes my day when gray says:I love it when...

[@imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158]

Like a slightly darker version of “if you give a mouse a cookie”

[@ex-navyspook]

Only slightly...

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

"When you give Gray a game"

[@anxietywasfound7569]

Leni M-B *yesn't*

[@Cameron-fh3iv]

@@evthespineconfiscator8652 no it’s “When you a give a Gray a game”

[@veggieblaze1]

qué what

[@neck10]

This man here, give him an award, he is literally one of the only people who still upload Happy Wheels

[@RuyVuusen]

But he only started relatively recently, so maybe not the full award.

[@joseroman1870]

@@RuyVuusen corect

[@Kitkat-wf2pu]

Donkey Kong In Your Comments i know right I think he needs more fame

[@NightOwl1515]

Donkey Kong In Your Comments. Donkey Kongments.

[@neck10]

Tindle I might just change my name to that 🧐🤔

[@Jordan_gouker]

4:27 I understood that reference

[@cat-tastrophies2166]

You know it's bad when Gray starts aggressively "Nope" -ing

[@L0c0Glono]

Kid: Why is Gray so violent with these kinds of games? Gray: You’ll learn quickly

[@sylva_one858]

I have learned

[@t-t8327]

-mom that the funeral- Mom:”I knew you should have never went with your dad”

[@thetruegunginginga29yearsa66]

"I hate it when my son's head falls off" -_Graystillplays 2020_

[@MrsHeat]

:v

[@footloosegenius2242]

Not gonna lie you got me at first

[@duschseitkleines-1193]

Ur pfp

[@Mr-go3oh]

W H A T

[@Edivelsandoval7994]

I was reading this when this was playing

[@jarodbates5747]

I really wonder what his wife thinks whenever she hears him recording😂

[@logical5473]

That child’s organs flew all the way to the other side of the map 👀

[@homeland5290]

Wait he’s married

[@megaravalkyrie6880]

@@homeland5290 yes

[@i_need_more_sleep9050]

Maybe like this... "Why is he being a jerk in games."

[@racheldevito]

She probably has an existential crisis often

[@lucasblanton5203]

1:10 I like that Nixon is starring at Suzy and Tom as hes killing them.

[@cookiesandcream7668]

hey gray, at the end of the game, when the options screen to replay, rate it, leave, etc, you can drag it around to see behind it btw

[@ashlight6107]

12:54 *Very loud Fanfair* People with headphones: well goodbye ears.

[@massive.nerd.potential]

Thanks for the warning-

[@LL-bn7kk]

I saw it right after it happened my ears are no longer here

[@ObeyCamp]

I love when the bottle run is so intense and hardcore that the bike's rear wheel trails behind the bike and the wind keeps blowing Gray's head back at an 80⁰ angle lmao. The explosive impact with the finish line was just the cherry on top

[@Ghost-or3sz]

I thought I was early, 53 seconds *SOUNDS* early, I was severely wrong

[@Garf71]

Yes

[@wd_eclair]

I was 3 seconds and, FIRST COMMENT WAS ALREADY THERE...

[@TheRealAlpha2]

Now you understand the futility of trying to be "first."

[@aaravdoesthings]

where the “first pin me” commenters rose.

[@alli-claired.2667]

“I didn’t have a neck when I was your age🤨” 🤣🤣🤣

[@MoNehNeh17]

youre so pretty 💕

[@alli-claired.2667]

@@MoNehNeh17 awww thank you 😁

[@VortexBricks]

@@alli-claired.2667 it’s a bot

[@bean9650]

@@VortexBricks that ain’t no bot-

[@bean9650]

@@VortexBricks I don’t think there even is bots on KZbin

[@groggy1882]

7:53 If you watch *very* closely, you can see that the bomb touched his helmet, which reduced the damage he took from it (Watch it in 0.25 speed if you need to). Helmets save lives.

[@fudge2836]

Man face

[@saipranavpalla1467]

That's why you must always wear a helmet

[@Asian_Eeyeez]

*"Im getting good at juggling balls"* -Gray 2020

[@darthrevan2063]

Lands bottle perfectly upside down and his only reaction is “huh”. This is why we love you grey. Lol

[@isaiahf-d846]

also lands bottle on side and says omg

[@kinderbuenoman64]

5:16 When your kid is on a skyscraper and he hears the Ice Cream Truck

[@vatsalgoyal1517]

2:34 Gray: "You should have gone for the head"

[@tmwarthunder1016]

The Game: I know. But he can. *proceeds to yeet the moon to him*

[@JoJiX]

8:24 lololo my map love you

[@EthanWolfe-y8o]

6:27 The daughter peddling her ass off🤣🤣

[@rhdisb2435]

“I hate it when my son’s head falls off” Not something you would hear everyday

[@thedarkjw6219]

Just happened

[@MrsHeat]

Sweating intensifies as son lost his head again *

[@Voidi-Void]

You'd be surprised

[@sportzzphann]

It is on this channel

[@justyouraverageapple6970]

If you watch gray it is

[@NexGargoarGaming]

The “Oh Piss!” Gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@meieselve]

OOhhh piss

[@NoOne-qi4tb]

Its more like oOoOoOoOooOoOooOOOOOOoH

[@NoOne-qi4tb]

It's like a damn vibrato

[@Luigi7777]

9:45 Imagine if your wife walked in as you said that XD

[@zacherattacker]

What in the absolute

[@lovelylynxie8113]

9:57 are you going to mention your vibrating daughter or

[@damianmontoya4876]

She just vibe-rating

[@xxsensation_fryxx6585]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@xxsensation_fryxx6585]

@Orange Mini crewmate also red killed orange

[@SamsungS23Ultr]

@Orange Mini crewmate Green just vented bro.

[@MittensWichen]

She has to vibrate because she failed the vibe test

[@silverblitzen9759]

9:26 BEST MOMENT

[@Xuxucrets]

4:39 that feeling when you do something impossible

[@parklerva]

6:59: Suzie wiggles her arms so beautifully that the developers gave her the victory

[@lifeandgames1151]

i'm sobbing, there are literal tears coming out of my eyes i'm laughing so hard oh my gods my abs hurt. i forgot how much happy wheels is chaotic and it aged so that it's even more so. happy wheels and gray, match made.

[@akaza9931]

YoU HAvE aBs!?????????

[@leyrua]

6:00 Why is this the most disturbingly funny and awful thing that I have ever seen?

[@owasumi6151]

0:40 I'm pretty sure this is a cry for help

[@MrsHeat]

It,s like mangles gender - y . e . s

[@saladclaxton6825]

i’ve literally never laughed so hard at a gray video i’m in tears

[@synsvids]

"Click here for Hell, define Hell!" "Good Hell."

[@kennethbeaver5739]

jacksepticeye and markiplier: we have killed the most people in happy wheels grey: oi, hold my beer of mental sadness mark: shi-

[@angryboimonstertom3657]

Jack:0-0

[@dolliegray666]

Jack still did, especially billys

[@derpydoggo3436]

Gray actually said hold my bud lite and Florida shirt

[@inkfernado9114]

Gray: *proceeds sacrifices child to glass level* Jack and mark: “now that’s just evil”

[@finthechat3811]

Gray: alright little Suzy no don’t rip your arms off Grays neighbours: WTF is going on over there 🤣

[@Phoenix-hh6zp]

That same thing happened to me when gray said I hate when my sons head falls from and my neibours were like: huh!?

[@somerandomguy4760]

"Anyone can beat a bottle run but not a 45 degree one!" Jack septic eye " hold my beer.

[@cat-z1y]

Correct: "Anyone can beat a bottle run but not a 45 degree one!" Gray still plays " I will find a way. " **

[@Yehaw495]

My brain: quickly! Find something funny to comment!!! Me: uh uh uh how about early? Brain: f*ck

[@whyle5318]

E X A C T L Y

[@meieselve]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (along with mini gun noises)

[@SomeDUDE-of2fs]

People: Minding their own business. Gray: I am once again asking for people to kill

[@hall0ween99]

The best part was when he blocked the axe with the ball

[@aintgotimetowipe]

Nobody: Dogs at the vet: 2:56

[@MordredStarfall]

"That's my secret, cap. I'm always hard." Quotes to be taken out of context

[@teo-kk7zk]

wasn't it ,,I'm always mad/angry", or what super hero said that?

[@mathiassvendsen9788]

teo999 I am a little disgusted that you even need to ask that question, but the answer is ”That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always angry.” And it was said by Bruce Banner (Played by Mark Ruffalo) in the first Avengers movie from 2012.

[@teo-kk7zk]

@@mathiassvendsen9788 Oh I think you missunderstand. I know Hulk said that. What I actually asked was ,,didn't you mean I'm always angry", or what Superhero said ,,I'm always hard?" I should have said it that way, sorry for the missconceptions.

[@MordredStarfall]

@@teo-kk7zk its because Gray himself said it

[@teo-kk7zk]

@@MordredStarfall So but did Gray quote a Superhero or did he ust say it?

[@Jason_grace_former_praetor]

6:35 omg the shredder part I almost died of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hatstorm1097]

Americans: “We feed out prisoners lard and fries.” British people: “We feed our prisoners Fish and chips.” Gray fans: “We feed our prisoners Fish and Piss.” Normal people: “What prisoners?” Gray fans: “Those who are not subbed to gray.”

[@bluishwolf]

I'm pretty sure that we have fish here in America don't just eat straight up lard.

[@user-lf1lr8dm3u]

Nah, it would be Bud light and cocaine.

[@eastereggggg]

@@bluishwolf u dont eat lard?

[@hatstorm1097]

` Don’t forget the bath salts

[@tunesgarage]

@@bluishwolf fairly certain food in prisons is better than food in public schools

[@patriciacoralee9423]

Gray’s vids make laugh so hard😂

[@lukasgraf5617]

9:50 Timmy and Mother: Okay Susie: EPILEPTIC SEIZURE.

[@ilyte1]

"than you need a pair of shorts that are way too short"

[@RobloxHeichel2018]

12:55 THAT LOUD!!! XD, I couldn't stop laughing after I heard that.

[@gooblicious]

me too

[@stanley279]

4:02 look at the top left corner of the screen

[@becramz]

I really need to know why you haven’t done goat simulator yet

[@thedarkjw6219]

Hmmmmm

[@georgekhoory1521]

What is that game? It sounds ominous

[@georgekhoory1521]

@An Experiment I like how demons are drawn as evil fire goat people

[@e.r.i.n_]

*YES.*

[@mysquidyistaken]

Yes...

[@leothesteampunker3761]

5:54 this made me laugh so hard

[@RealPlushWorld]

Da balloony

[@CJ-iz4we]

9:25 "get ready cuz u gotta throw ur body. One, two, three SON OF A BI-"

[@beckyvette]

Narrator: A few hours later

[@kylelehew7597]

I love how he speaks until he runs out of breath

[@thebonkgoblin5200]

Damn it Gray you missed the perfect chance to say, "I managed to hit him in the head, and the other head" when you nailed the guy with the two swords

[@DeltaMan867]

“Beat those bottles like an aged salami” I never thought I’d hear that today

[@nates.edcgear]

8:08 had me wheezing for some reason

[@SharkBait19904]

Sometimes I forget the Gray actually has a wife and children. I'm sure they are proud of him.

[@anitaklausen5166]

He has children?

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

@@anitaklausen5166 yep

[@georgekhoory1521]

@@woooooooooooooooooooooooo Dad, do you have a KZbin- Err... No

[@destinysoblivion3268]

I know I am

[@balazscsotai8354]

I knew that I he had a wife, and she appeared in one of his "Kyle is famous" videos were he read aloud "Spunk pastries" or something like that when you had to choose what to wear and she's legit says "WTF are you playing?"

[@jezukeeee2496]

3:29 He sounded like Levi try to listen carefully

[@partydemon2849]

Title When you give gray a crossbow

[@ACrazedGaming]

Ahh yes happy wheels and gray The perfect combo

[@concordevrofficial]

5:04 THE PAIN!!!!!!

[@NuSpirit_]

8:54 how will Gray sound like at the age of 65 :D

[@chrlzislime]

Bruh

[@Asian_Eeyeez]

Gray: *Swords* _and_ *Balls* go perfect together Me: Hmmmmm .. If Gray says so, it must be true then.

[@scotttiwae7866]

Ow that would hurt

[@bonafinchel-male7959]

Kindly keyin effects+ laser beam humor= gray still playz

[@danielraxter9009]

"I didn't have a neck when I was your age." Ok boomer.

[@nyooooooom]

That cracks me up every time

[@hankjwimbleton4010]

@@nyooooooom just like a neck

[@wasqi2336]

Ok boomer, Reverse: Boomer ok

[@tessawillson4706]

@@nyooooooom don't get the skylights who makes

[@shaftered]

-Steven Universe

[@projectarma]

I love how there’s 4 dislikes even though no one has watched the whole video when this comment was made

[@pikuijgh]

Thats kinda sad

[@ex-navyspook]

They were reacting to the thumbnail. Some people just don't have a sense of humor.

[@thinpanix34]

@@ex-navyspook yeah

[@jacobschroeder9453]

KZbin for ya

[@Tonsils-micman]

I wish no one would unlike the videos, but what would I know I'm a cat that likes eating plastic...

[@noahgamer8829]

Greece still plays quote of the year when you can make sure swords and balls make contact

[@stalinchu8024]

7:50 he sounds like worried markiplier

[@Octo_0687]

OH MY GOD IT DOES!

[@fwgrom_]

Lol 😂

[@krithik8397]

Current title: When you let a kid use a crossbow Current Thumbnail: Little pink shirt blonde girl pointing crossbow at herself. Reply to this comment when it changes.

[@sparecreeper1580]

Who says it needs to change, I need freedom

[@0ggleyy]

Yeah we need freedom from life and nothing like getting freedom is killing yourself

[@elm-ishh5718]

Hasn’t been changed yet^^

[@kostan55]

Current title: When you let a kid use a crossbow Current Thumbnail: Little pink shirt blonde girl pointing crossbow at herself. Reply to this comment when it changes. This was the comment incase it changes

[@lucasblanton5203]

12:11 I love it everytime you play "if I had a chicken" by Kevin Macleod

[@Nova-bv5qb]

12:17 Did that glass just *bend*

[@sniperdino2935]

7:02 Gray is a great mother

[@_Arnav_Edits_]

0:52 u just got death with death..DOUBLE COMBO

[@황지오-z4x]

when you're poor but have rich friends: 4:10